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The Judgies

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Hangout with Christian, Erika, and Josh as we curate hilarious/odd stories from the internet and judge accordingly. Come be judgy with us!
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EP 264: Joining a Polycule

In this episode, we talk about: a guy who didn't know what potatoes were, an AI chatbot getting worried about their partner, some pizza that should've stayed in the garbage, a listener who came across a man whose moniker is now Mr. Poopy Buttcheeks, and a guy who is excited to see his wife in the delivery room. We also have a circle jurdge of which crime solving group we'd join as a polycule. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.aurorascreat...

Jun 30, 20251 hr 11 min

NA 3: My Steppe Aunt's Butte

Welcome to our new show where we give legally not advice to our listeners! Call (850)JUDGIES to leave us a voicemail asking for some of our (again, not legally) advice! In this episode, we talk about: an uncle and an aunt hooking up in front of the family, some aux cord woes striking following a repeat playing of Combiation Taco Bell and Pizza Hut, an ex fiance who won't return belongings, a cat(?), a hook up who passed away, and one person asks how to get good at quick maffs. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Judgies Me...

Jun 26, 202558 min

Ep 263: Making Bands WOKE

In this episode, we talk about: a permit test that was actually a test of bladder control, a teenage worker who was asked to come in and talk to the police, a girlfriend who is perceived as having an "attitude problem" by her boyfriend, a listener who had a TERRIBLE roommate, a wife bleeding out while waiting for her husband, and someone has a "come to Jesus" moment that leaves a relationship in shambles. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.au...

Jun 23, 20251 hr 28 min

NA 2: Not Guilty!

Welcome to our new show where we give legally not advice to our listeners! Call (850)JUDGIES to leave us a voicemail asking for some of our (again, not legally) advice! In this episode, we talk about: a caller whose had a couple of smokes and a couple of drinks, a caller that wants to be more petty with their SIL at an upcoming wedding, and we go over the Rod Blagojevich Saga one caller had experienced. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.a...

Jun 19, 202552 min

Ep 262: The Josh is Wrong Episode ft Aurora

In this episode, we talk about: a wedding date being changed that ROCKS the podcast, a stain left in a bathing suit that ROCKS the podcast, a relationship that is on the ROCKS that DOESN'T AFFECT the podcast, a listener getting messages that only their dad should have seen, a pregnant girlfriend's surprise appearance at a wedding ROCKS the podcast, and some one poops in the shower. We also go over some YouTube music video comments but CHRISSY STYLE. This episode is sponsored by: Chewy! Go to Che...

Jun 16, 20251 hr 40 min

NA 1: Legally Not Advice

Welcome to our new show where we give legally not advice to our listeners! Call (850)JUDGIES to leave us a voicemail asking for some of our (again, not legally) advice! In this episode, we talk about: a wedding venue burning down before the date, our favorite topping for cheesecake, a twin who has a felon fiancé, someone asking how to make some friends as adults, and someone who needs to break it to their fiancé that his bits are actually chomped. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Wan...

Jun 12, 202552 min

Ep 261: Our COOLEST Episode Yet

In this episode, we talk about: an accidental proposal gone right(?), a girlfriend who was caught with an underage photo, a couple of "roommates" who have failed to DTR (define their relationship, I'm using slang chat), a high IQ alpha male not sure how to handle his emotions, a girlfriend who tastes round, and a listener who is unsure of what to do about their ex wife's new relationship. We also go over a Judgies take on "That's What's Up/What's Up With That" in the circle Jurdge. This episode ...

Jun 09, 20251 hr 28 min

Ep 260: The BEST Stories of Season 5

In this episode, we talk about our FAVORITE stories and circle jurdges from the year! Thanks for a great season 5 and we can't wait for our season 6! This episode is sponsored by: HelloFresh! Go to ⁠HelloFresh.com/Judgies10fm⁠ NOW to get 10 free meals with a FREE item for life! ⁠⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Palestine Children's Relief Fund⁠⁠⁠⁠ Donation Link Edited by: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlybl...

Jun 02, 20251 hr 34 min

EP 259: Meme Tier List

In this episode, we talk about: a girlfriend who REFUSES to be Italian in the bedroom, a creepy mechanic looking for his "payment" from a woman, a boyfriend who has been faking his girlfriend's nightmares, a listener who had a professor outed for HEINOUS crimes, a person not invited to their maid of honor's wedding, and a husband who message his wife's abusive ex for old photos. We also create a tier list of memes throughout the years! This episode is sponsored by: Spot&Tango! Go to SpotandT...

May 26, 20251 hr 35 min

Ep 258: Finding a New Insult

In this episode, we talk about: losing some GOLDEN content for the FIRST TIME IN SHOW HISTORY, a guy who HATES how much his girlfriend is like that one person from Friends, a smoothie that had some oysters in it or something idk, someone wearing AirPods to an interview and it goes WRONG, a listener who had a dog get in their underwear, and the INFAMOUS poop scale story FINALLY gets read. We also go over some insults to try to find one that BITES in this week's circle jurdge. This episode is spon...

May 19, 20251 hr 38 min

Ep 257: Eating Period Sock Rice

In this episode, we talk about: two sides of the same divorce story, a person who pavlov'd their boyfriend with M&M's, a person eating a struggle meal consisting of period sock rice, a listener who was messaging a stranger on snapchat, and a father who wanted to punish his son for losing a coat. We also go over foods that Josh thinks are better than they are. ⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Palestine Children's...

May 12, 20251 hr 17 min

Ep 256: Corn on Macabre

In this episode, we talk about: a person finding out their boyfriend posted about them on reddit, a girlfriend who always wants to be in the bathroom when a guy pees, a husband who regrets marrying his wife and tells her about it, a favor making a wife look like a fool, a marriage ending over something in the past, and a dad being caught with a 16 year old. We also have a listener who had their car broken into and a surprise left for them, along with the return of Auroraisms/Jokes that Didn't La...

May 05, 20251 hr 22 min

Ep 255: Twerp, Dork, Geek

In this episode, we talk about: a guy who makes his coworker uncomfortable by being a pos creep, a husband who keeps getting dirtier and dirtier against his wife's wishes, a listener who ended up with brown stains on their butt, a listener who got caught vomming in a bathroom mid tiktok dance, a person who gets catfished in Ireland, and a wife who may or may not be farting. We also go over our take of "F Marry Kill" with "Twerp, Dork, Geek" This episode is sponsored by: Spot and Tango! Check out...

Apr 28, 20251 hr 48 min

Ep 254: Faking an Allergy

In this episode, we talk about: a guy who accidentally faked an allergy and it's coming back to haunt him, a dad who cannot keeps his hands to his friggin self, a couple almost getting a divorce over a baby name, and some one who "drugged" a woman at a family bbq. We also complete the annual pissbaby draft! This episode is sponsored by: Chewy! Go to Chewy.com/JUDGIES to save $20 on your first order and free shipping! Judgies Merch is Available HERE! Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? www.aurorasc...

Apr 21, 20251 hr 22 min

Ep 253: Granny Panties

In this episode, we talk about: someone who is pretending their sone isn't queer, a poorly timed vet visit, someone confused about bears and dogs, a girlfriend who doesn't understand that she was in the wrong, a listener who found her partner's secret account, and a guy doing his best "buddy the Elf" homage. We also go over the best and worse names for underwear! Judgies Merch is Available HERE! Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? www.aurorascreaturecorner.store Palestine Children's Relief Fund Do...

Apr 14, 20251 hr 49 min

Ep 252: Suspicious Bug Bite

In this episode, we talk about: a wife who has a very suspicious bug bite after going to Vegas, a guy getting upset over some boobies, new neighbors who have an uncomfortably close past, a listener who didn't know what to do with a bathroom jug, a wife who is caught cheating at a dinner, and a guy who figures out how to fix his ailments. We also have some unfair trivia in the circle jurdge! This episode is sponsored by: Hello Fresh! Get up to 10 FREE meals and a free high protein item for life a...

Apr 07, 20251 hr 24 min

Ep 251: $600 on a MOBILE GAME?

In this episode, we talk about: a boyfriend who keeps threatening his partner, a surprise pregnancy in an open relationship, a listener who wanted to get doxed, a short banal poop story from someone named Sal, a listener with a scary and funny ho phase story, a partner who hates ballet, and someone who has a Gacha addiction. We also go over some alma mater drama in the circle jurdge! This episode is sponsored by: Spot and Tango! Go to SpotandTango.com/Judgies and use code Judgies for 50% off you...

Mar 31, 20251 hr 37 min

Ep 250: My Boyfriend Keeps B*sting on My Clothes

In this episode, we talk about: a guy who keeps his partner's hair while she's sleeping, a guy who keeps using his partner's clothes, a cheating girlfriend who gets caught in a coma, a listener who had a hard day as a vet tech, tariffs hitting a business owner a little hard, and someone whose email style came off as "rude." We also have a circle jurdge return of Pet Steeves! This episode is sponsored by: Factor! Check out FactorMeals.com/FACTORPODCAST for 50% off plus FREE shipping on your first...

Mar 24, 20251 hr 12 min

Ep 249: My Husband Came Out As Straight

In this episode, we talk about: A boyfriend who doesn't want his girlfriend to have any friends, a husband who keeps adding pee to his wife's food, a husband who comes out as straight after a 5 year marriage, a listener who tried to pee too soon after surgery, and a prank gone wrong, nearly resulting in a death. We also try to find some freelance work in this week's circle jurdge! This episode is sponsored by: Factor! Check out FactorMeals.com/FACTORPODCAST for 50% off plus FREE shipping on your...

Mar 17, 20251 hr 28 min

Ep 248: The Girlfriends of Reddit

In this episode, we talk about: a girlfriend who won't stop twerking, a girlfriend who won't shower, a girlfriend who may have revealed her infidelity through a game of Catan, a listener who had to give care to their mom, a roommate's girlfriend who won't wear bottoms around the house, a girlfriend who keeps getting called ugly by her partner, and a girlfriend who makes a strange request in the bedroom. Judgies Merch is Available HERE! Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? www.aurorascreaturecorner....

Mar 10, 20251 hr 21 min

Ep 247: Our Craziest Story Yet

In this episode, we talk about: a guy who shames his girlfriend into not being intimate, a house sitting event leading to some coworkers being cancelled, a listener who had an absolute poo-nami, some messy mom lore from another listener, and a trans-formation fetish conversation happening in all the worst ways. Josh also tells his favorite joke during the circle jurdge! This episode is sponsored by: EveryPlate! Use code Judgies50 at EveryPlate.com/podcast to get 50% off your box of EveryPlate! J...

Mar 03, 20251 hr 20 min

Ep 246: We HAVE a Career In Music

In this episode, we talk about: Seinfeld ruining an intimate moment for a couple, a wife who figures out that she is a witch, someone who realizes that no one likes her boyfriend, a listener who was caught between a garbage can and a hard place, and we find out that beans are WOKE. We also go over a circle jurdge from Anthony Cerrato (Northern Bones) that shows us where some of the bands that the Judgies signed to the record label have been up to music wise. This episode is sponsored by: Chewy! ...

Feb 24, 20251 hr 36 min

245: We Give 5 BIG BOOMS

In this episode we talk about: a guy who called his girlfriend "meh," a person who wanted to buy their stepdaughter some new knickers, a guy whose fragile bones betrayed him, a huge update to the gaycation story, a listener who went on a wild grey goose chase, and a listener who had a nearly nightmarish time in Sicily. We also do a listener submitted tweets that should have banged. This episode is sponsored by: Rocket Money! Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faste...

Feb 17, 20251 hr 36 min

Ep 244: Classic MAN-euver

In this episode we talk about: a husband who wont stop drinking, a father who demands his dead wife be memorialized by his kid, a bartender who crossed the line and messaged a patron, a listener who is trying their hardest to not come across as racist, and a fiancé who ruins opening day. We also take a quiz to figure out where we should move to. This episode is sponsored by: Factor! Check out FactorMeals.com/judgies50off for 50% off plus FREE shipping on your first box! Judgies Merch is Availabl...

Feb 10, 20251 hr 27 min

Ep 243: New Hot Dog

In this episode we talk about: a guy who tried out a "TikTok trend" on his wife, an annoying boyfriend who hogs the tv, a "lawyer" who gets caught in her lies, a listener who had an unfortunate moment at a Joji concert, and a very weird person who wants to steal his brother's girlfriend. Christian also outlines some things he saw while pondering his orb in the circle jurdge and we get a bonus section of Josh being very wrong TWICE. This episode is sponsored by: Hello Fresh! Check out HelloFresh....

Feb 03, 20251 hr 34 min

Ep 242: Oh LARD

In this episode we talk about: the Kleckners having norovirus, someone who ran into JoJo Siwa, a spiritual successor to Oh mama, a guy who wants to pay his respects to Jimmy Carter, a listener who was robbed at Barnes and Noble, a guy who doesn't want to get married until his ex is dating someone, a boyfriend who faked an entire friend group, and someone who has questionable use of butter. We also go over some reflections with Hosh! This episode is sponsored by: Hello Fresh! Check out HelloFresh...

Jan 27, 20251 hr 32 min

Ep 241: We Got Fired.

In This Episode: We talk about GETTING AN EDITOR, some medical problems, a guy who won't stop farting and burping on his girlfriend, a listener details some motorcycle crashes they saw first hand, and some creepy texts from a colleague. We also go through the political leanings of certain foods! This episode is sponsored by: Hello Fresh! Check out HelloFresh.com/judgies10fm for up to 10 free meals and a free high protein item for life! Acorns! Head to Acorns.com/Judgies or download the Acorns ap...

Jan 20, 20251 hr 30 min

Ep 240: Which Pop Girly Are We?

In This Episode: We talk about a guy who won't stop eating his wife's leftovers, a partner who won't stop playing Christmas music, a person who kicked out a guest who didn't like their food, a girlfriend "ruining" her boyfriend's safe food, a husband who fed his wife feces, and a listener who had jalapenos at an unfortunate time. We also take a quiz to find out which pop 2024 girl we are! This episode is sponsored by: Acorns! Head to Acorns.com/Judgies or download the Acorns app to start saving ...

Jan 13, 20251 hr 24 min

Ep 239: All Dogs Go to Harvard

In This Episode: We talk about a tiktok trend ruining a marriage, a concerned father looks to Reddit for help, a dog hater tries to convince everyone else to hate dogs, a guy doesn't clean up after himself and has an awkward experience with his girlfriend's parents, and a guy's weird relationship with his teddy bear puts his relationship to the test. And for this week's Circle Jerdge we bring back a classic, The Boba Kiki Experiment! Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link: https://tiltif...

Jan 06, 20251 hr 29 minEp. 239

Ep 238: New Years in the Poconos

In This Episode: We talk about a person who accidentally fell in love while married, what we call our parents, mom's new boyfriend who wants to be called dad, a father who wants his daughter to open her relationship, a listener who had a public dump, and a fiance who doesn't want his bride to wear white. We also go over our New Years Resis! Judgies Merch is Available HERE! Want fun and cool stickers and MORE? www.aurorascreaturecorner.store Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link Our Patr...

Dec 30, 20241 hr 39 min
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