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I made that message up, but that could literally be a message on any dating app from a dude. And I know that because a trend is going viral of women sharing their dating app nightmares. And we'll go over it right now. So if you're already in a relationship, you can be very grateful this morning and practice in morning gratitude. And if you're not, I'm so so sorry. But women are sharing their dating app nightmares and it's
all screenshots that they're sharing. So I've given producer Brad and Victoria the dms and they'll read them in a dramatic fashion. So this is one of the first dating app nightmare dms that somebody share. Victoria will start, Yes, Victoria is playing the part of the female in these. By the way, thank you, Hi.
How's it going, Hi? It's going well?
Smiley face do you know that men usually don't care about a woman's education smiley face, but for some reason, women mention it like it would be the most important thing. Laughing emoji.
Such a good bro. That's a bit hostile vibe. Good luck to you.
Literally, somebody messages somebody that, Yeah, guys don't care about how smart you are? Why you put it on your profile? Obviously not that smart dude.
He's like trying to be nice, to be like this is a safe space, but really.
It is crazy the things that dudes do in dms on dating apps. Here's another dating app nightmare from a trend of people sharing their dating app nightmares.
Like I'm even if you're pro. Profile says no hookups? Who know?
But you?
Lol? Can we meet?
You? Mean?
Even though it says no hookups? He swiped on me just in case I still want to hook up in a sense.
Yeah, this is my thirteenth reason.
Text in four. If you have any of those in your dms, it is insane. I always like how there's a guy in the DMS that will say hi to a woman constantly and then they're ignored, Like you guys don't even message it back at all. They keep saying Hi, and then it's like Hi, Hi, wave emoji. Hi, Hey, where are you guys at tonight? You guys look great tonight?
Hi?
And you guys don't ever respond to them and they never get the hint.
I got a message yesterday from somebody yelling at me saying that I have changed because what I don't know. I never respond to any of the things that he's ever sent me before. And then I posted this was not on a dating app, this was just on Instagram, and then it was.
Like some people use as a dating app.
Most of those guys do.
He responded to one of my videos and he's like, you've changed, don't ever hit me up again. I'm not trying to talk to you, and I'm what and your name again? Is what I'm like, I've never talked to you.
What do you mean?
I just responded with and that's what the first time I've ever talked to him in about six months. He will be back, though, and that's what happens, be like whatever you've changed, you're so fat now stupid, You're stupid. I'm not even interested. When they'll come back and be like, hey, so sorry about that. You look really good tonight. Yeah, I don't know. It's really weird. I have a weird relationship with a couple of this that I don't know.
Here's another dramatic reading from the trend that's going viral of women sharing their dating app nightmares.
Good morning.
I'm sorry, but I just woke up this morning and don't see us going anywhere in the future.
Best of luck. Oh that's unfortunate. I can really see what's happening, but I understand. Take care. Hey you longtime no talk, smiley face.
I've had a serious reflection on our meetups, and I realized that you and I really got along really well, and I would love to take you out for dinner and drink.
Smiley face.
Hey, glad that you're doing okay, but I don't think we should meet up.
I already moved on from us, but I wish you all the best. You blanking blank. I knew you're blanking around. That's what happens.
Here's another dramatic reading of a ridiculous DM that a woman got on a dating app.
Hey, let's look up. Did you even read my bio? Yes? But shoot or shoot that's what's crazy to me.
It's no hookups or something in like their bios and then guys still try to.
Do it, and that's the first thing. So she messages like hey, and his first response is, let's look up.
I really would love to hear from somebody that that's worked for.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, like, eventually, at some point it has to work because guys keep doing it.
So you think that there's something out of it, Like every woman's got a story like this, But I'd love to hear the time where somebody said, Okay, I don't.
Know one woman that has that that's worked with. I've never met one that was like, yeah, I think that's really hot when the guy's just like, hey, let's do stuff when I say hi.
But you know, it had to have worked at least once. You're right.
Here's another dramatic reading from women sharing their dming nightmares on dating apps.
Hey, handsome, how are you? Hey? I'm well, how's you?
I'm decent, having a nice lazy day and having a nice long bat so can't complain.
Nice washing that bleephole. That's funny, though, I would talk to that person