It’s Ticked Off Tuesday, and Jared is coming in hot from Huntsville, Alabama, with a full tank of complaint,s his and yours. He kicks things off with hotel small talk gone sideways and the lack of a universal “all-off” button to avoid stove-related anxiety spirals. Then it's listener gripe time: Delta’s absurd gift card policy, a human sprinkler in hot yoga, a guest who nukes the bathroom and disappears, and a toddler who can’t get her seat (but can scream for seven hours). Jared riffs, rants, a...
Jun 24, 2025•36 min
It’s Mailbag Monday on the JTrain Podcast, and Jared is coming to you from Huntsville, Alabama, with two wildly different listener dilemmas! First, how do you win over a hard-to-impress mom when meeting the boyfriend’s family for the first time? (Hint: ditch the gag gifts and bring flowers) Then it’s on to a heated debate: just how big should a FroYo sample be before it ruins your appetite and your soul? Jared offers passionate advice, critiques oversized sample culture, and draws life lessons f...
Jun 23, 2025•32 min
It’s a Pop Culture Thursday on the JTrain Podcast, and Jared kicks things off with Barbra Streisand’s “penetration” memoir moment (yep, you read that right). From there, he dives into the absurdities of reality TV, Lindsay Hubbard bringing her baby to the Summer House, and the hilariously overhyped “epic” birthday party for North West. Jason Isaacs spills Hollywood tea, Jason Segel gets engaged, and Meghan Markle teaches her toddlers about money markets (because, of course, she does). Jared’s go...
Jun 19, 2025•43 min
It’s Chit Chat Wednesday on The JTrain Podcast, and Jared welcomes back fan-favorite and fellow rant enthusiast Nathan Macintosh . The two comedians dive headfirst into a swirl of hilarious grievances, from subway etiquette and garbage man envy to the terrifying rise of AI and shrinking studio spaces at ESPN. Jared plugs Nathan’s stand-up special Down with Tech, and they unpack how some of its dire warnings are already coming true. They explore everything from creative fulfillment and universal ...
Jun 18, 2025•50 min
It’s Ticked Off Tuesday on and Jared is broadcasting from the “presidential suite” of a Pittsburgh boutique hotel, complete with two shower heads that can’t even hit him at the same time. He kicks off the episode with his complaint, then dives into listener gripes: from the Delta One Lounge failing to serve almond milk (the Beyoncé of alt-milks), to flavorless adult medicine that feels like swishing around “diarrhea water.” There’s also a burrito shrinking crisis sweeping the nation and a busine...
Jun 17, 2025•30 min
It’s Mailbag Monday, and Jared is answering two juicy listener emails with the honesty only a stranger can give. First up: a woman stuck in a “great on paper” relationship with a guy who’s already calling dibs in their mutual friend group, even though she’s just not feeling it. Jared breaks down how to end things gracefully and preserve your social standing. Then: a babysitter writes in after her tatted, jacked employer (read: hot single dad) asks her out for dinner and a swim, without the kid. ...
Jun 16, 2025•34 min
It’s Pop Culture Thursday on The JTrain Podcast, and Jared is rifling through the latest page six drama, starting with Travis Kelce’s barely-visible tour book and how one unhinged Swiftie turned it into breaking news. Then, Jared unpacks the Billy Ray Cyrus family feud: his son Trace publicly calls him “evil” for skipping Mammy’s funeral (yes, Mammy), while Elizabeth Hurley posts naked birthday pics celebrating their love. We also cover Orlando Bloom bringing his emotional support dog to Fallon ...
Jun 12, 2025•46 min
It’s Chit Chat Wednesday on The JTrain Podcast, and Jared sits down with friend and professional organizer-to-the-stars, Summer Rose of Star Organizers . Fresh off helping Jared with his move to Delray Beach, Summer shares her secrets for stress-free moving, from coordinating junk removal to making clutter disappear like magic. They dive into emotional attachments to objects, why people hold onto things they shouldn’t (looking at you, signed jersey), and how decluttering can be deeply liberating...
Jun 11, 2025•42 min
It’s Ticked Off Tuesday on The JTrain Podcast - your weekly dose of righteous complaining with comedian Jared Freid. This episode tackles it all: pushy realtors trying to delegate apartment showings, hotels serving boxed wine at “happy hour,” partners who take out the wrong AirPod when you're talking to them, and the infuriating lack of clear bathroom stall signals. Jared mixes listener-submitted gripes with his tales of moving chaos and customer service madness, turning everyday frustrations in...
Jun 10, 2025•37 min
It’s Mailbag Monday, and Jared is coming to you live from sunny Delray, Florida - new city, same brutal honesty! This week, Jared unpacks a listener’s post-hookup heartbreak that has all the elements of a rom-com gone rogue: historic walking dates, roses from the guy’s own garden, and... a breakup text 24 hours later?! He dives deep into the confusing world of modern dating, why change (and Delray gyms) can be uncomfortable, and how sometimes dudes make "business decisions" with zero boardroom i...
Jun 09, 2025•38 min
It’s Pop Culture Thursday, and Jared is coming to you hot from a Chelsea hotel room with a fresh roundup of unhinged headlines. From Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater-infused soap (yes, really) to Bethenny Frankel’s thong bikini drama and mysteriously supportive daughter, the stories are as wild as ever. Jared dives into listener-submitted gems, including Cardi B's yacht-side twerking with NFL bf Stefon Diggs and MrBeast allegedly borrowing cash from his mom for his wedding, despite being worth a cool ...
Jun 05, 2025•39 min
It’s a very Freid episode of the JTrain Podcast - or should we say “Fried”? Jared welcomes hilarious comedian Nora Fried (no relation, just vibes) for a laugh-packed Chit Chat Wednesday! The two dive into NYC dating drama, dating apps that feel like startup cults, Sex and the City takes (and takes on And Just Like That ), love candles, pink bathroom wars, and what it means when your cat sabotages your freshly washed sheets!😅 Whether you're nursing a Diet Coke hangover or navigating the dating j...
Jun 04, 2025•46 min
This week on Ticked Off Tuesday, Jared unloads on everything from Branzino overload to manipulative TikTok food reviews. He rants about why hotel alarm clocks should come with a reset button, questions the credibility of viral restaurant critiques, and defends the honor of the 10,000 steps goal even if it did start as a marketing stunt. A listener writes in about getting dragged into future in-law drama via a surprise first-class upgrade, while another seeks revenge on a coworker who keeps comme...
Jun 03, 2025•38 min
It’s Mailbag Monday on the JTrain Podcast, where Jared Freid answers listener emails with honesty, insight, and just enough humor to keep things moving! This week, Jared reflects on dating dynamics, what it means when someone might be on the spectrum, and how to have hard conversations in relationships. He also shares thoughts on self-diagnosis, boundary setting, and why comparison can quietly erode our confidence. Plus, an update from the road, a quick plug for the Patreon, and a subtle rant ab...
Jun 02, 2025•33 min
In this episode of the JTrain podcast, host Jared Fried dives into the latest pop culture headlines, discussing Kelly Ripa's candid comments about being an empty nester, a billionaire's unusual advocacy for ostriches, Spencer Pratt's defense of his wife Heidi Montag against online trolls, Diana Agron's accent controversy, Brad Pitt's remarks on his divorce from Angelina Jolie, Hugh Jackman's new relationship, and the Chrisleys' recent pardon. Each topic is explored with humor and insight, provid...
May 29, 2025•40 min
Jared chats with Jaz Zepato s about millennial movies and pop punk culture! They explore the nostalgia surrounding classic films like The Terminator, discuss the impact of anxiety on comedians while on the road, and reflect on the evolution of scary movies. The conversation also delves into the challenges of engaging audiences in the streaming era and the connections between pop culture and conventions. In this engaging conversation, the two delve into the intersections of subcultures, particula...
May 28, 2025•46 min
Jared dives into a variety of complaints ranging from personal grievances to listener submissions. He discusses the nuances of friendship expectations, the insensitivity of targeted ads, and the fatigue surrounding celebrity stunts, particularly those of Tom Cruise! The conversation also touches on the emotional responses to sports victories, the simplicity of skincare routines, and the frustrations with customer service in various industries. It's Ticked off Tuesday, what are you complaining ab...
May 27, 2025•41 min
This week, Jared dives into your burning dating dilemmas and keeps it real with his signature humor and insight. Also! Happy Monday and Memorial Day! Summer’s officially here, so let’s kick it off right with some juicy Mailbag Monday questions. First up: A listener’s stuck in a long-term FWB situation with a piano-playing guy who’s mysteriously hesitant to perform. Is he shy? Is it nerves? Jared weighs in on how to creatively nudge a reluctant musician without killing the vibe. Then, Jared tackl...
May 26, 2025•32 min
It’s Pop Culture Thursday on the JTrain Podcast! Jared breaks down the week’s wildest celebrity stories with sharp wit and signature sarcasm. From Travis Kelce’s shirtless Miami moment and nickname “Big Yeti,” to Kourtney Kardashian’s take on school being “outdated,” Jared unpacks the headlines through the lens of body image, parenting pressure, and the chaos of online culture. Plus, we get into Heidi Klum’s glamorous getaway, Bill Belichick’s dating life, and Justin Bieber’s Insta fail. With ev...
May 22, 2025•36 min
It’s a hilarious and heartfelt Chit Chat Wednesday as Jared Freid sits down with comedian Eric Neumann , fresh off the release of his brand-new YouTube special, Almost Engaged . Together, they dive deep into the emotional rollercoaster of love, heartbreak, and the comedy that comes from it all. Eric opens up about his not-quite engagement and the real-life relationship that inspired the special, including his brother’s chaotic divorce and the now-infamous couch painting that came with it. The tw...
May 21, 2025•36 min
This week’s Ticked Off Tuesday is full of high-stakes complaints from a breakfast wrap betrayal to a lighting company leaving someone lit up for all the wrong reasons. Jared reads your most frustrating TOTs and shares one of his own: a restaurant review disguised as a love letter to the perfect bite (and an ode to not boarding the SS Disgusting). A dieting betch gets charged full price despite removing half the ingredients, a listener questions the utility of GPS when dispatchers still play the ...
May 20, 2025•44 min
In this Mailbag Monday, Jared tackles everything from missed Bumble matches to elliptical-based sexual tension! First up: a listener questions whether a snack-fetching coworker could be “the one” after a swipe-right gone nowhere. Jared offers a masterclass in modern flirting, complete with “comment bait” strategies and a PSA on not falling in love with potential! Next, we have a wedding invite mystery brewing. Jared unpacks the brutal reality of being on the “next wave” guest list and explains w...
May 19, 2025•35 min
It’s Pop Culture Thursday, and Jared is breaking down the wildest celebrity stories of the week. From the curious case of Bill Belichick and Jordan Hudson’s headline-making relationship to Justin Bieber’s absurd new phone case, Jared explores the weird, the dramatic, and the downright hilarious corners of fame. He also unpacks Jamie Lee Curtis’s honest take on plastic surgery, the extravagance of the infamous “hat lunch,” and the unexpected announcement of a Honey Boo Boo biopic. With his signat...
May 15, 2025•42 min
It’s Chit Chat Wednesday on the JTrain Podcast, and Jared is joined by the hilarious Zach Zimmerman, comedian, storyteller, and creator of the must-watch YouTube special Surprise Me . Zach opens up about growing up evangelical, coming out, and the evolving relationship with his family, all of which are explored in his deeply personal and laugh-out-loud stand-up special. Jared and Zach talk about the art of weaving real-life stories into comedy, the group chat dynamics of modern families, and yes...
May 14, 2025•41 min
It's Ticked Off Tuesday on the JTrain Podcast with Jared Freid, and the complaints are rolling in! A listener is fed up with paying $5 for iced coffee filled with giant ice cubes and barely any coffee. An airline crew member is furious that KCM security perks are being taken away because a few coworkers couldn't leave their knives and 🌱 at home. And one listener shares her excitement over a job promotion, only to get hit with her mom’s outdated warning that men won’t date women who earn more. J...
May 13, 2025•47 min
This week's Mailbag Monday has it all! Workplace hookups, marriage drama, and unwanted attention at dinner parties. Jared dives into a spicy email from a listener who hooked up with a coworker on a business trip, oh, and they're both married with kids! What started as flirtation turned into a secret connection, but now she’s wondering if he’s in it for more than just sex… or if it was just a convenient escape from their strained marriages. Is it an affair of the heart—or just office temptation t...
May 12, 2025•36 min
This week’s Pop Culture Thursday is stacked from the red carpet to the roast stage! First up: Jared dives into Kylie Jenner’s viral Met Gala moment, where her stilettos left her screaming in pain. He riffs on the absurdity of Page Six headlines, the chaotic glamour of the Met, and the culture of clickbait that feeds it all. Then it's onto the roast heard 'round the world, Jared breaks down why Tom Brady completely misunderstood the assignment when he walked into the lion’s den of comedy. From Ni...
May 08, 2025•38 min
We got Anthony DeVito on the podcast! He's taping a Comedy Special this Friday, May 9! Check it out! They explore the pressure comedians face to constantly create content in a world obsessed with social media clips. From open mic sets to $50 ticketed shows, they break down what audiences expect and what comics deliver. Jared and Anthony joke about the rise of "main character energy" and why it often overshadows real comedic craft. They share personal stories about the grind of writing, performin...
May 07, 2025•49 min
It’s Ticked Off Tuesday, and Jared is fired up! First, he tackles his frustration: PIZZA! Jared complains that the specialty pizzas at Jimmy V’s in Raleigh are overly complicated, with too many aggressive or niche ingredients that make them hard to order solo. He wishes restaurants offered more balanced, gently creative options or solo-sized portions so diners eating alone could try something new without committing to a full pie. We then move on to emails: Jared reads one from a listener whose f...
May 06, 2025•37 min
This week on the JTrain Podcast, Jared helps three listeners facing big emotional crossroads. First, a newly single 37-year-old is reeling after learning her ex-husband is dating a 23-year-old Czech bombshell. She doesn’t want him back, but the jealousy is real, and the Instagram spiral is worse. Jared offers perspective on comparison, confidence, and how to re-enter the dating world without fear of rejection. Then, a breast cancer survivor asks how to approach dating post-mastectomy, and when t...
May 05, 2025•48 min