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#2478 - Theo Von

Apr 02, 20262 hr 46 minEp. 2478
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Theo Von is a comedian and host of the podcast “This Past Weekend with Theo Von.” Tickets are on sale now for his new movie "Busboys" only in theaters on April 17.
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Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! The Joe Rogan experience. Who do you mean by those people? You know. It's changed over the years. Who are you talking about here? Uh stuff. Uh music. Music and Dude, yeah, I was just talking about so we should tell people what we're talking about. If you hum a song just like Fuck around and like you know, like the cocaine song, you know what I mean? If you play Eric Clapton, you know, if you do that, you'll get flagged on YouTube. They and they take money from

How desperate is that? It's gross. Like you can't even hum a song? You can't like what are you talking about? You can't even hum. In the future you're not even gonna be able to fall in love. They're gonna charge you for it. How are they gonna do that? Well you won't be falling in love with the person. P people would be outdated. People come with problems. I ain't coming on no bot. No? Ever? What about in one? No. What will they do with it? Keep it. Yeah. Maybe that's what keeps them alive.

Imagine that. Let me think about it. You gotta fuck her every day to keep her alive. If you don't, she starts shriveling up on you like she's on Ozempic. So she's Latina, you're setting up. You gotta keep her you gotta keep uh you gotta keep the juices flowing, huh? There'd be guys that would sign up for that. Okay, I could t I think I could do that. But d day five thousand and twenty-six in a row, you'd be like, oh my god, I can't do this. Yeah.

Why is she dying? She's electric, isn't she? She only p gets powered by cum. Oh. Oh, it's sad. And three days with no comes, she shuts off and that's it. And you can't bring her back. I'd shut her down quick, I'll tell you that, dude. She would be You'd have to let your buddies fuck her just to like keep her alive. Oh, that's gonna be gross, Joe. It would be.

And it would be sad and stuff like that. And you'd have somebody like late at night, like, Hey bro, what's your wife doing? Like texting you at like four AM? Bro, if you need me to keep her alive. Yeah. He's over there stroking it while he's on the phone with you. Bro, plug your wife in for a little bit, bro. Let me chart yeah. Let me come over there. We're getting close. Did you see those ones they have at the Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas? The dancing ones? No, it's an AI companion.

That's a robot. It's like a very pretty lady and her mouth moves and she talks and it's not there. But it's in the neighborhood. You know, it's not at the right door, but it just entered the community. You know what I mean? You think so? You know, some communities have that awning welcome to like Paradise Estates, and you go through and there's all the houses in the subsection. Yeah. It's in the

Right. It's in the dark. He had Noakes or whatever. Exactly. Or Hunter's Glen or Racist Cove or whatever. The fuck robot has made it through onto your street. It's just not at your house yet. And it will be in five to ten years. My kids aren't fucking robots. They will. If you have kids they're gonna fuck robots. No, they won't you won't be able to stop'em. All their friends are gonna be able to do it, it'd be rude. It'd be like keeping them off social media.

If you keep your kids off social media they feel left out. They're like, come on dad, let me get Snapchat. Like, no, son. Yeah I want you to concentrate on your homework and your football. Come on, dad. Come on, dad. Let me get Snapchat. No, one it look, your your dad wakes you up early and is like, look, one of you little bastards left the frickin' cum robot in the yard. Which one is all delirious. Covered and cum. All your friends fucked it.

Ugh. That's sad. But I do think that one day our smiles will be in a museum. That's where we're headed. It's like the feelings are starting to disappear, you know. Maybe that's what autism is.

Like severe autism? Oh, I've thought about that a lot. That that's why we're getting to some of the like the only way we could get to this place if we get to this data driven place where it's like you know, alienesque is things start to feel alienesque here is because of um autism leading uh it's when autism mixes with um

What's it called our societies based on money? Capitalism. When autism and capitalism converged, things got really weird. Right. And think about it, right? We don't know exactly what is causing autism. Suspicions, a lot of them have to do with vaccines and different medications and different chemicals and pollutants and all sorts of different things. And cologne, too. One thing we could all agree on, and Tylenol, they think, too, right? But one thing that we can all agree on.

It's a big factor is stuff that we've created. That's a big factor. Whatever it is. Let's let's not put the blame on any one of these industries. But there's something going on where more people are getting autism now than ever. And it seems almost positive that it's coming from us, that we did something. Human society. Well if you think about where human society's going. to turn us into something new.

Right? If we're gonna merge with machines, what better way than to like eliminate empathy, eliminate emotions? make us like able to like stay at home and stare at a screen for hours at a time with no concern whatsoever. Just the kind of social detachment along with the integration of all this crazy new technology and the people a lot of the people that are in the tech business at high levels are on the spectrum.

Oh dude. Yeah. They're on the fucking diving board of this movie. They're the ones bringing in AI. They're bringing in the next version of life. Kinda w I mean, almost like we're thinking it's like a mistake. But it might not be. It might be like a crucial part of the system. When you get further and further integrated with technology and all the stuff that you need to make it.

And all the stuff that's involved in capitalism, including like lying about what mech medications kids need and giving them this and giving'em that. Lying about what kind of what the pesticides do or the chemicals do or you know, whatever it is. What is that ultimately doing? If it's if it's leading people to be on the spectrum more and more often

What if one day it's not one in twelve in California, if it's a hundred percent everybody you got a full spectrum society and there's no regular people left. Yeah. We have to think about that. If it's one in twelve boys right now in California And it used to be like one in ten thousand. This is like an invasion. Right. Like an invasion of like a a way that people think.

That's entering into human civilization. Yeah. And I feel like it was I I agree, right? So then it's like Those and and then if you don't have this like uprising this emotional uprising out of people of like, you know, like this is wrong'cause I think like um you know, when you get real database and like that kind of like Tis a mask type of energy, I think you're not you know, you're not thinking about some of the uh like how it affects you as much or maybe just you're able to like

r roll into that nest of like this is this new g digital landscape and those people fit well in it. Does that make any sense? It does. It does make fit well and they do fit well in it. I know a lot of people that are uh spectrumy that are very happy Just being online all the time. Yeah. That's what they do.

And dude, maybe that's what's supposed yeah, that's the scary part is like what if that's what's supposed to happen? Right. And the rest of us are just like'cause I'm like I think a romanticist, you know, I'm thinking like, Oh yeah, a porch and a rocking chair and then the you know, the f but

You know, uh other people are like, Yeah, we're coming in robots and shit like that and ordering bagels through our fucking brain cells and shit, you know, like it's just like um We're thinking of autism as a flaw, but it might be a feature. But is it what I'm saying?

Is it okay, is it what nature wants or is it something that we're creating that is heading us down a very dark path? I feel like it's not not autism, but all of it in conjunction is the second one. It might be what the universe wants. Fuck. It might be how it goes. Like there has to be some sort of a pathway from territorial priming. To something new.

Right? Does there? I think so. Yeah, because otherwise we would still be single celled organisms. Everything's moving in a general direction of m more complexity. Okay. Right. That's fair. So if it's moving in a general direction of more complexity, we're and with all the technology that we're making, like we're moving into some fucking weird place, right?

Wouldn't it be better if you just like easily accepted that? And what better way than if you're one of those dudes that's on the spectrum that loves to chill at home and play video games, just stare at a screen, doesn't really need a lot of human contact. Yeah, one of those fucking data wiggers or whatever they call them. Yeah. Those guys are just all about it. They're all about it. They're wearing Apple watches and they're fucking everything is

Whoop neck brace. It had to do with a fucking whoop neck brace. It was like it kept updating on his watch, it's like your neck's still broken or whatever. She got a whoop cock ring. Yeah, bro, it's crazy. You're playing. Bro, you blink twice and you're fucking Yeah, it like it shoots GLP ones into your nuts. It's just like it's all too But it's it it's happened too fast, bro, and it's too much, and it starts to be like, is it being controlled?

En ny serie om en läkare som vaknar upp utan sitt förflutna och tvingas kämpa för sin framtid. But I want it to be Where am I entire? Doch på via Play och TV tre. Uh dude, here's one thing that I'm being controlled by a small amount of people, which is always scary. That's scary. It's always scary when uh a small amount of individuals have insane amounts of power and wealth.

And that's what's gonna happen with this AI thing and that's what's what happened with tech. Look look what happened with tech. With tech The vast majority of the people that are involved were all like heavily left wing, very progressive, like a kind of even far left in a way. And Look, they pushed the entire country's narrative in that direction through censorship on social media.

through banning any accounts that didn't con c you know, didn't kind of commit to the narrative. Russia gate. Yep, RushGate. Anything about Hunter Biden's laptop, anything about vaccines being deadly, or, you know, maybe it came from a lab. All that stuff would get you kicked off. So it was all moving in this one ideological direction.

That's the like literally the conversation that the entire country's having and there's no other output. Before, you know, like there was a few of'em that came around, like Gab and some other ones, some social media sites that were like a a response to that, but They never really took off, right? Nothing took off yet. Not not really. You know, there's some people that are on threads and there's some people on true stuff. But the reality is, if you're not on Twitter

you're you're not really gonna connect with most people. The that's the giant majority people having conversations. And it was all completely controlled by a small group of people with one ideology. But then didn't all those ha or m half of those people move over to the other political party when uh Trump got elected? Like you know what I'm saying? Like Zuckerberg was on the left side. Bezos seemed like a very left leaning guy, and then they're all just

So that's what made me start to think, oh, none of these guys are really on a side. There's this other third side that a lot of us can't see that uh is just kind of commandeering or fabricating or like infiltrating both sides. If I could hum a song right now, I'd hum the Pink Floyd song Money.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah.'Cause that's what they were protecting that cheddar. That cash, baby. Protecting that cash. I mean look how many people are fucking moving out of all these states that are trying to impose wealth taxes. They're trying to steal money from the people that are the most successful. I was reading something about Massachusetts and how much m this lady was reporting about how much Massachusetts is

um lost from that. Because people leave the state. Their businesses leave the state. New York is having the p same problem. The Kathy Holchild lady, you know, now she's asking people I don't know how to say her name. I don't care. Yeah, get a better name. Who cares what her name is? Yeah. She's asking people to go to Palm Beach and tell people to come back to New York now'cause we've we're losing tax base. Like, come on. Of course you're losing tax base. You can't just arbitrarily decide.

that because someone makes more money, they deserve to give you more money and then What have you done with the money you have? That's the best point. Oh, a shit ton of waste and fraud. And have you corrected any of that? No. So your solution is what? More money? Yeah. Okay. Fuck all the way off. Of course these people are gonna leave. You're a bunch of incompetent stooges. And you're in charge of all the money in the state.

And that's dumb. Yeah. And that's why Chevron moved out of California and Tesla moved out of California and In N Out Burger moved out of California. We moved out. We moved out of California. We might as well be companies. We're small. But it's like

We're gonna take more money and that'll fix it. But you don't think billionaires. Yeah. Especially dude, what has happened like with this follow-ups to the Somali fraud? Like all of these fraud buildings where it's like blatant, there's no businesses, it's just a sign on the door and like There's some. There's some. There's some people that are being prosecuted right now. There is uh a bunch of investigations uh regarding um Minnesota, regarding California.

They're getting in there. They have to get in there now because it's been exposed nationally. But the real question is how did it go on for so long? How did you allow it to happen for so long? They knew. Bro, you wanna know like what's real bad? What's real bad is like the amount of money that California has wasted if their solution is to try to tax people. Have you ever seen like what they did with the high speed rail? Yeah, nothing. They spent billions of dollars.

There's some guy who broke down how much China how much high speed rail China did in the same time that it took California to do their high speed rail. It it it's actually fun. Oh I've done it some I've done some rail out of China, I'll tell you that. Yeah. I don't think it's the same stuff. Yeah, I think it's the same. I think we're talking about different things.

No, China, dude, they're doing dude, it's weird when you start thinking, Hey, China looks like a good place to live, you know. They've got their shit together, I'll tell you that. A lot of these places with kings, they really know how to run things. They do a real solid job.

They fucking do. Poland's got their shit together, dude. They do have their shit together. And they were communists not that long ago, you know? Poland's got their shit. They don't let any of this flu influence. Spain, I feel like, is taking their shit back. True. They're picking up their toys. 'Cause this is th this is actually funny. When you see like the comparison between like what China's done and what we've done in the same amount of time. Yeah.

It's actually kind of funny. Oh, I want to say thanks too to this lady Sarah Wycheck I just gave. She just came and helped me get blood. And she was you she's just a n nurse practitioner and you could tell she was just working hard. She hooked you up. Yeah, she was just like, you know, showed up and just like just got it done for me. You could tell she just like is a hardworking lady. I admire hard working.

Oh, what about hardworking men? Do you like them? Yeah, that's it, Jamie. Well, they should be. So look at this. Things that happen fast. Who's the fucking gooner though? Who's that dude? Is that Nelk? Fuck he fell off. Of thirty thousand miles. R LA segment would have taken them two months. Dubai, going from barren desert wasteland to barren culture wasteland. Timothy Chalamet's entire existence. iPhone 1 through 17 and the internet. Follow for more bullshit.

I love that guy. That's Harrison Baum. Good for him. That's crazy, isn't it? It's crazy. And they just took billions of dollars in taxes and they go we're working on it. Yeah. But where here everything is fra you're starting to realize it's all fraud. So they keep the money coming in, so they keep people working, but the people don't do anything.

And the t do and we can't even fucking keep the TSA workers. Dude, I fucking snuck a half handful of goldfish to a fucking TSA worker the other day, the edible one. Just to fucking keep'em going, dude, out there. They gave'em some goldfish? Yeah, they're not even getting paid. I know. They they just started getting back pay. But still, it's just cr but the fact that that's like a crazy. Like that they're the l least priority.

Like bro, flying is fucking super important, you dummies. You wanna keep the economy going, you gotta let people fly around. They got shit to do, man. You can't just fucking not pay the TSA people, you fucking idiots. How come you get paid? Yeah. How come you get bae? I'm just sick of this shit. And I'm sick of rich people not putting their fucking kids over in these wars and shit like that. Put your fucking honky ass kids up there and let them go.

Shed some fucking blood. Especially if you're asking for it. Especially if you're out there fucking bullshitting, dude. Put your fucking honky little fancy ass fucking kid up there, man. That shit makes me mad, bro. Well, I think there's also a problem The people that I've talked to that have served overseas and have been involved and deployed in military operations and seen a lot of shit.

There are a lot of them are of the opinion that it you shouldn't be able to make those decisions if you've never been to war. You don't know what it is, you don't know what you're sending people to do. It doesn't mean you're not still gonna be a tyrant,'cause there are some people, like clearly Netanyahu's been to war. You know, he's been he was in the military. He's was involved in some shit. Was he? And yeah, and he he was like a special forces operator in Israel.

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That's war. Iran's a real enemy. You know, it's a different Are they enemy to America? Well, what they are is the largest country in in terms of like state sponsored terrorism. They're the largest But but also you gotta think why. You know, and this is not excusing anybody for Isla Islamist uh ideology,'cause it's scary,'cause they want a a global caliphate, right? The radicals. But you gotta go back to what happened in that country.

And if you go back to what happened in that country, they tried to nationalize oil. Iran was like a westernized country. Girls are wearing mini skirts, everybody's hot. You seen that video from the seventies of Iran? What happened is slowly but surely, um And quickly at first because when they tried to nationalize oil. Yeah. Um, the CIA s swooped in and they fucking got that guy out of office and

they allowed these Islamic, you know, radicalists to start running the country. Well that's when Hezbollah started, right? I don't know exactly when hezbolla started, but the point is the country was doing fine before we monkeyed with it. And we monkeyed with it because they were not getting enough of the money from the oil. So it was the British Petroleum Company, I think. Put it into perplexity the story of Iran uh b their government being overthrown, I think it was in the nineteen fifty.

So when you see like how it all played out and why it is what it is today, Jesus Christ you'd be mad too. Yeah. And when you're mad and you're surrounded by bigger enemies that all have nuclear weapons, you don't even have nuclear weapons. Wouldn't you be trying to make'em? You know what I'm saying? Like I'm not saying Iran should have nuclear weapons. I don't think anybody should have nuclear weapons. They definitely Israel gets to have'em.

Allegedly. This is the problem. Allegedly. Everything's allegedly with them. Allegedly with them. Except for the genocide. You know, they're not they don't officially have them. Right. I don't think they admit they officially have'em. And you know who is a big opponent of Israel getting nuclear weapons? JFK. JFK.

Yeah. That's what a lot of people think led uh back into the left. Oh yeah. Before they killed him who? I don't know. So the Iranian Revolution Also called the Islamic Revolution was a mass uprising in Iran, overthrew the Shah's monarchy in nineteen seventy nine, replaced it with an Islamic Republic led by Ayatollah Rula Khomeini. Um Shataruco, they call it the biggest. them trying to nationalize their oil. Here it is No.

The so the the what what was uh banned real opposition using secret police to surreal jail? I'd just put into ask another question. What were the events? that took place after Iran tried to nationalize oil. Just ask that question. What are the events that took place? When Iran tried to nationalize oil. Bro, fuck oil. I'd rather walk if this is a shit that's gonna come out of all of it. You feel me? The problem is it's not just oil.

For your car. It's everything you use. Plastic is these p petroleum based chemicals are responsible for medicine. But it's also getting in our nuts now and people can't even fucking read anymore because of it. So it's like what is all that stuff helping us anymore? Yeah, here it is. So Iran's attempt to nationalize its oil in the nineteen fifties unfolded as a chain of political, economic and international confrontations.

Centered on Prime Minister Mohammed Mog Mosa how do you say his name? Mogade? Mosa Mosa Day? Let me see. Mossadeg. Mossadeg. Uh and British controlled Anglo Iranian oil company. I'll walk you through the key events. But it had to do with who was in control of the oil before that, like who was making the money before that. I know Perplexy's gonna give us the fucking tinfoil hat story of how it went down. But the bottom line is

people are making a lot of money over there in oil and they wanted most of the money and they got boxed out and then they wound up with a fucking psychotic dictator. Yeah. And a lot of the I mean if you look back on what Iran looked like when it was a westernized country, like, damn, we should have fucking supported whatever the fuck was going on back then. I know. I think w do you feel like we used to do things that were better and then we got uh

Here's the tin foil hat version. I love how perplexity gives you a tin foil hat version. Nice. Uh the story's basically Iran tried to take back its oil. The British and Americans teamed up in secret to crush that idea and send a warning to the rest of the world. Britain had built its empire and navy on cheap Iranian oil via the Anglo Iranian oil company, later British Petroleum Company, so when Mogad Mossadeg

I don't want to say his name. I keep fucking it up. Uh London saw it as a direct threat to its global power and profits. Elites feared that if Iran got away with nationalizing its oil, other countries of the Middle East would uh beyond and wi and beyond would copy destroying Western oil monopolies. So they were determined to make Iran an example.

Look, bro, we've been monkeying around with other countries forever. This thing in Venezuela, this real quick thing that happened real quick, went there and kidnap a dude. Venezuela like Well a lot of it say it's because these are the countries that are still outside of the um Rothschild's banking system or whatever. Have you seen that thing? I have not. Where it's like does the does the countries that are still not on that list or something? This is tinfoil stuff, I think.

Or it's absolutely true. I have no idea. There's a lot going on right now, right? Like, I'm feared, dude. I'm I'm scared, I'll be honest with you. Yeah. You should be. I'm scared. Well it's it's a scary time because this is a real war. People come up and people a tell me about it. So I was in a Uber yesterday and there's a man in there. He was driving and um

He's like, We need a revolution, you know. Oh boy. He's like, You have a voice, he's telling me stuff like that and I was like, dude, don't take Ubers anymore and stop taking Ubers. Rent a car, motherfucker. I'm not renting a car? Why would you rent a car? You don't rent cars? Bro, you think I'm gonna go be at the st renting a car is insane. You have to check under it, see if there's any dents in it, if there's any like and then um you have to do all this stuff?

Renting a car is a nightmare. Dude, I will tell you this story though. One time we rented we did rent a car. And we got a dent on it, like a pretty good dang, and we fucking we had a we caught a pigeon and had it shit over the dent to fill it in whenever we turned it in. Yeah we did. You caught a pigeon? Yeah, you think it's hard to catch a pigeon?

Bro, bring up a pigeon getting caught. Mike Tyson had a lot of them. Bro Yeah, but he raised them. Well, yeah, but dude, he had fucking autism in his hands after a couple of years. You don't think it you think it's hard to catch a pigeon the dumbest bird ever, dude? And just put the shit over the dent? Yeah, you hang it over. How big was this dent we're talking about? Dude, these fucking pigeons shit all day, Jeff.

So you just hold them there until they're done? Yeah, but he's some kind of shit cop or whatever. Yeah, we fucking put him over the dent, bro. That's why God wants you to help. That's my insurance. That's because he has American health care. It's United Healthcare. Dude, well here's what I want to know. Like I'm I guess, yeah, like

Yeah, I don't know man. Everybody just feels scared and it makes sense. Well, they should because a lot of things are getting exposed right now. You know, there's a lot of fraud and you're seeing at the highest levels of government and people are also scared because no one's getting in trouble for

Like no one's getting in trouble for the Epstein files, no one's getting in trouble for Yeah, that's almost disappeared kind of. Well that's part of what happens when there's some sort of a big social thing, one thing that's in the past that leaders have used to cover up problems at home is a fucking war. I'm not saying that that's why they bombed Iran, but

That would be a way to do it. If you're that psychotic, you know, and if you were thinking about doing it anyway, you might be able to justify. People have always done that also to stay in power. Oh yeah. And even Bill Clinton said that about Netanyahu. Bill Clinton said Netanyahu wants war so he could stay in power. For sure dude. People call him the Yamakka Hitler. That's what they call him. Everybody does that. Which people?

Countless. People? Huh? What are you saying? What do you mean people? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Black folks? I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying. Okay. Let's just not draw conclusions. Okay, yeah. Okay. He seems like a great guy. No. Um

Well this is a scary time. It's a scary time because people are willing to blow people up with fucking drones and missiles and they're shooting into apartment buildings and blowing up schools and it's like Fuck man. And we didn't hear how I think that we've been poisoned. I do think that we've been poisoned. How soon? Because I think that like we find out that our food is a lot of our food is poisonous, right? A lot of our food is not good for us. Yeah, sorry, not good for us.

So we have a health care we have food that is made to be not good for us and then we have a healthcare system that'll just kind of take care of you. Right barely. Barely. So then you start to create this other like you're gonna need the your autism gang that are up there running shit, but then you're gonna need this sort of like Mollusky sort of like the worker bees. And that's what the rest of us start to become as worker bees because

you know, your aunt antidepressants killed like the the vibe and the energy of so many people, right? Like the opioid epidemic. Like you you broke apart so many families and ruined hope and so many like kids and parents and homes and like um the the the uh

the COVID where you shut down recovery rooms and places where people were meeting and so they were so disconnected. And then it's like you just you start to wonder why there's no uprisings because there's no there's nothing rising up inside of you anymore because a lot of your

Your vitroll has been killed. People are jerking off in the fucking robots and even just on car batteries and shit in some of those videos online. But car batteries? People will come on everything. What happens when you hit the the two posts? I don't know, dude. Does your jizz explode? Yeah, right. That's a real fucking weird. You don't want that jolt coming back to the tip. You imagine if it was like one solid stream and the electricity jumped.

Yeah. Made it back to the tip. But dude, that could happen too with that robot if you're trying to hump that robot and that thing shorts out. Phones short out. You remember those uh those old phones that would blow up in people's cars, like the note it was one of the note series? Like people's cars would catch on fire if you left it plugged in. Yeah. Yeah, what if that happens to your dick? And people would always You know what I'm saying?

And people would just always leave it plugged in next to their wife at night for fucking no reason. Right. On top of your wife. Just balance it on. But do you know what successor? I I think we've been poisoned just enough to like it feels like just to hurt, but not like we just have to start w I think it's a time where like we have to try and work on our and like

look inside of ourselves and I don't know, do I sound fucking preachy? I'm sorry. No, you don't sound preachy, but you just try to find it. There was some file. I didn't read it, but a bunch of people sent it to me. I just went, Oh It was from the some Freedom of Information Act or some leak. From the nineteen fifties with the CIA and they were trying to think of different ways to make people docile and stupid and unmotivated. Yeah.

And they were talking about different medications, putting stuff in food, all these different strategies to keep people stupid. Yeah. And they But this is our own government. Uh United States of America. Well, that's another thing. Is that not treasonous? I agree. So why do and it yeah, it just feels like there's no recourse. And I know like you start to think, Well, this is how s a lot of people have lived their entire d centuries in different countries and stuff like that, like

They live under this type of oppression and like fear all the time. But I it could it feels new here. I wanna know what exact could you put that into our lovely sponsor perplexity and find out what the fuck was said in that CIA document. What what were they actually planning? 'Cause it's i the the idea that there's people in government that would just say

Fuck millions of people and their potential in life. Yes. Let's tank their potential so that we can get our agenda through easier without them being upset. Let's ruin millions of people's lives or at least Dampen their dreams. Squash their hopes. Make them stupid and lazy.

Make their kids sick. Make their yeah. Make it put pornography and and and let it be into the home so that um it's accessible everywhere. So marriages get ruined and relationships get ruined, the guys are just spunking out on wherever and so they don't so there's no energy, there's no like There's no fucking desire inside of people to overcome and it's like Yeah, we have to just try and do better one day at a time. For men, like their ambition in life is often connected to wanting girls to like

Yeah. Or guys to like them, whatever it is. And purpose creating. But that's the other part. Purpose and creating is like the ultimate. That's like the the ultimate is it's almost like you're doing a service. Like whatever you're doing If you're doing it your best, your real reward is that people enjoy it. Whatever it is, whether you're a carpenter or a musician or whatever it is.

If you're doing something at your best, the ultimate reward is people enjoying it. Yeah. That's the ultimate enjoyment. But you you have to figure that out in life. You're probably thinking of declassified CAA mind control and behavior modification experience like Bluebird Artichoke Artichoke is it. That's it. Especially MK Ultra, which did run in the nineteen fifties and sixties.

Okay, Bluebird, MK Ultra. What is make people stupid in cognition? Uh CIA uh efforts to use drugs, hypnosis and other techniques. No, that's the interrogation. That's different. Perfect concussion effort, often referenced alongside MK Ultra, explicitly explored using suboral blasts to erase memory. Whoa. Erasing or degrading memory is practically a way of disabling a person cognitively.

Well Yeah. We're just ex it feels like we're just stuck in an experiment. I feel like this is not it. This isn't it. No. Um this was so why don't you run a search for recently disclosed CIA files To make people I mean, I had docile in first and it didn't give me a Um I tried looking on Twitter. Or suggesting vaccines make people stupid? Uh I hesitate now. Why?'Cause it's taking me to somewhere talking about this on Facebook. Perfect. I love Facebook.

But the conspiracy theorists are looking pretty sane right now. Okay, this is E. V. magazine. Okay. You have to type in your email or they won't let you watch. But Joe I don't think what you're saying, the things you're saying, I don't think that uh that doesn't seem like an American idea to me. Well it's not it's okay. But no, I think it's not a good thing. If you can't find it, please do. Can you do Google too or you can't do it? Yeah. Go just look everywhere.

Dude, have you noticed some things are harder to find? Yeah. Well this is probably gonna be hard to find because I think this is one of those ones that is like it's on X. Right. I know like people are going over it, but I don't know if it's even been verified. This is one of the reasons why I wanted to put it through perplexity. Complete hoard, especially today.

April Fools, motherfucker. Today's April Fools. Yeah. Don't get tricked. Fuck. Stay off the nest. I just gave some random lady my blood in the parking lot. Oh no. She's gonna use that for a ritual. Good. Clone you, son. You can have little baby Theos like those little videos that pop up of us. Yeah. We're laughing so hard. Is this it? This is it. Mmm. Okay, what does it say? Mm. What is product project what does it say essentially? That's Kim Iverson. She's pretty good. White Ivor S. Artichose.

So this says look, we've got this. These documents don't show that anything was actually done. It just shows that we've got these really crazy ideas and they're Extremely unethical, inhumane, terrible, terrible ideas. The nineteen seventy seven league.

of documents say, Oh yeah, well actually the government did it. They did all of those terrible things they said they were doing in that previous memo. They did it. And now here's some of the archives that we have from when they did all of those terrible things. So okay, these documents, special research for artichoke, dated April 21st of 1952, the memo proposes developing long-term covert drugs that could be slipped into daily life.

Drugs that were quote administered over considerable period of time, possibly being placed in food or water that caused either agitation or depression. These should include chemicals or drugs that can be effectively consumed. Sealed in common items such as food, water, Coca-Cola, beer, liquor, cigarettes, et cetera, and should also be capable of use in standard medical treatments such as vaccinations and shock.

We can do all this other experimentation which nobody will know about. It's sneaky. Sneak it into their Coca Cola, sneak it into their beer, their cigarettes, their vaccines, their medications. Let's sneak it all in. Oh, those wild conspiracy theorists they strike again. They have no morals. They have no ethics. They have no humanity. These documents, I mean, these people are inhumane. They're sick. They're twisted. This is terrible.

Yeah. Way to go Kim Iverson. She killed it. She she used to be on which show was. Not breaking points. What was the show that they did before Breaking Points? Kim Iverson? It wasn't two two seven was it. And they kicked her off the show and she went independent. Good for it. Which is how it always goes. Yep. Yeah, you can't you can't talk too much shit. Even though it's pretty obvious that guy's a criminal. Pretty fucking obvious.

Responsible for gain of function research that led to who knows how many fucking people dying of a man made disease. Whatever, whatever. Just don't question You can't work here anymore. You're not playing ball. Yeah. You're not playing along. Like look, but now she could do stuff like this. Good for her. That's nuts that your tax dollars pay for that. Them figuring out how to make people stupid. How do I make Theo stupid? Let me slip something into his Coca-Cola. Let's figure out if it works.

Let's experiment on random people and see what kind of results we get. Then here's my question then. Ha well, did you know whenever they uh whenever they introduced antidepressants, that changed like the cognitive um therapy side of things like in therapist office, it sh it totally revolutionized, like industrialized.

uh therapy and it ruined it it ruined a lot of people I think. Like um I one of my goals is to get off of antidepressants completely, man. I wanna feel how I'm supposed to feel so I can have thoughts and actions that um that like make me Feel connected to the world. That shit makes you feel dead, man. So why did you take'em in the first place?

'Cause I was in a bad relationship twenty years ago and I was having a tough day at s at school and they fucking put they gave'em to me and then I never got off. Really? Because when you get off it's a that I think we talked about this once it's hard. Yeah. It makes you more

More fucked up and you're all imbalanced and you're you you know probably you're addicted to them. Yeah. And so I that's one of my goals is and I notice like um for me I've been taking like methyl blue, I've been doing some things like and I'm working with a doctor to help me, but I I wanna I I'm gonna get there. and I'm just gonna start to take the power back of myself more. I just like many times greater in its effect.

Dude, I wake up and I do my yoga and I do like a thirty five minute workout. I'll do like six exercises, five runs of it in a row. That's thirty exercises. Burn through them bitches. And I'm a and I'm if I do that when I get up in the morning, bro. I am good. Yeah. I'm fine all day. And I'm also po I'm more positive. 'Cause I've already taken care of myself in a way that I feel is sufficient enough for me.

to keep operating and moving forward. But yeah, I want to get away from the me of the big thing. Well that's the medicine man, which is really crazy. That's the medicine. It's just hard for people to take because it requires effort. And it requires discipline. You have to do it when you don't wanna do it. And there's a lot of times where you're not gonna wanna do it. A lot of times you're feeling kind of fucking tired.

We have to and I think that's what yeah, maybe we just yeah, like I just need to I just need to keep going. This is the best I've been doing. I think why don't you hire a trainer? You got some cheddar. You got some cash son you're making that. Paper. Why don't you hire a trainer? I do I I use Hire a dude that's cool that'll come over your fucking house. You don't have to touch your body. Joe, some of'em do. Well you gotta get new ones.

They're doing something wrong. But some of You gotta say no. I am saying no Repeat after me. No. No. Don't touch my butt when I'm in a deep squat. It doesn't help. I don't like that sound. I'm gonna dick your asshole that's gonna make you wanna explode to the top. Ready go! He's knuckle deep in your bunghole. Trying to convince you that it's so you can get more reps. He shrugged in That's gotta happen. It's like a fucking big jack gay trainer.

small hips. He's like, I bet you can't do this with your with my cock in your butt. And you're like, that's a crazy Who cares? Why are you suggesting this? Yeah. But the crazy part is, dude, I've I had a training one time if you were doing like a dumbbell press.

He would kind of squat you from the he would help he would help you from the elbows kinda. Okay, that's fine. But when I noticed this one time. He rubbed his dick around your butt. Did he? He was right behind you. No he didn't. I don't know. Maybe that's why you need therapy. I don't know. Dude, if some I know all the dicks I've ever seen in my life, dude. All of'em? Yeah. How many have you seen? Jesus Christ. Honestly.

Live and in place. Jamie could count'em on one hand. Probably seen a handful of dicks and two of'em are Aries. He's pissed in fucking kombucha bottles in this room so many times. He is such an animal. He is kombucha, he has kombucha in him up. No, but this guy would touch my elbow and he would kinda like must he would do a slight like massage on him and that's when it kind of cooked me up. You got a vape in here by chance, Joe? No.

Cigar? We got smelling salts. You want a cigar? No, they make me sick. They do? Yeah, it makes you feel sad. Yeah. No, I gave up on those. Nicotine vapes are very addictive. Yeah. Boy. I know. I'd give up They make you gra the grab you grab for'em. You want to take a hit off of'em. Yeah. Oh I remember dude. Remember you and I were using them one time and we kept using that thing and yeah. Oh dude There's something in them.

It's not just the nicotine. I'll tell you the story. Because like these things like Alps, I have no problem not taking these. I I went on a trip, like a ten day trip. I didn't bring any nicotine pouches. I didn't miss it at all. I was fine. Well, I'll say this. But not those vapes, dude. Those vapes call you. Yeah, some of that shit's a lot, bro. They call you. But yeah, you gotta kinda manage it or whatever, but Yeah, you ain't managing shit.

You're right. You're right about that. Okay, girl. Okay. No, I think out of all the things that are, you know, not a drug drug. But n you know, nicotine is kind of a drug, but you know, obviously it could be totally functional on it. That's the one in the vapes that's the most addictive.

And anti but yeah, you're talking about like p recreational type, not like antidepressants, things like that. Oh yeah, yeah. Of course. Of course. Not like cocaine or you know. Yeah. But but here's the thing about them, man, they're only good for one hit. It's the first hit of the day. The first hit off a vape is fucking wonderful. Yeah. You're like uh Oh yeah. I'll blow that smoke on your mother, son. Nature just shines down upon you, just feel relaxed.

But it's only one. After that, you're just chasing that dragon and you you keep you're not getting anything out of it. Yeah. Every time you're just getting like nervous, like and you're like hitting it again, you're like hands are shaking. You go too far. But you don't get that one feel. It's the same thing with a cigarette. With a cigarette, really what you want is the first couple of hits. Yeah. And you get that lightness of head like ah and then put them down.

Yeah. The problem is you're always chasing that dragon and you never get it. That's why everybody loves the first cigarette of the day. They sit there with that first cigarette a day and a cup of coffee and you're like Fucking idea. Write this down, write this down. You know, a lot of bands wrote most of their music on cigarettes. Like t Tony was talking about Pink Floyd. Dude, the Declaration of Independence people probably hitting cigarettes.

For sure. Yeah. I don't know if they did pipes or what have you back then. I wonder when the cigarette was invented. Because if you think about it like pipes and cigars you don't inhale. You just take it in your mouth. But cigarettes you like take into your lungs. I wonder when the first Dude figured that you gotta like suck it all in to get a full sure. He wanna suck everything. Uh cigarettes, bananas, what have you. They were smoking cigarettes.

This says drinking smoke when Christopher Columbus and his crew discovered indigenous people in the Oh, you mean Christopher Columbus was or the indigenous people? Oh yeah. But the sentence isn't going back I don't that's exactly what I'm saying. Chris Coe was off that shit, bro. He was off that shit. Did you ever read the things that Christopher Columbus did?

when they came to America? He was a boss, I heard. He was an evil man. Was he? Oh my God. They would cut people's arms off if they didn't bring'em the right amount of gold. They were killing babies. Like they did some horrific shit. Huh. They did horrific shit. The people that they found. Because they found these people had gold. And you know, they like if you think about how crazy That Mexico speaks better. You know how crazy that is?

Mm. Oh, that's a good point. They all speak Spanish and they're Catholic. Gee, where do you think that happened? Cortez. Yeah, cool. That motherfucker showed up in the fifteen hundreds with like six hundred dudes and twelve muskets. They had like twelve they didn't even have musket rifles, they had musket pistols. He was a boss. And they took over the whole fucking country. I know D kind of crazy. Like if you think about all these years later, they all speak Spanish now. Yeah. That's nuts.

Well do you think we could do something like that now? Like what do you think's gonna happen, Ron? No, just with I mean like I feel like the shit that's happening out there is gonna come here eventually. Well most certainly will. Yeah. You know? I mean if uh homeland security doesn't stop it. in its tracks and they're doing a a great job of preventing a lot of'em.

You know, there's a lot of things that they catch that you don't even hear about that are like terror cells that they But they know there's people in this country. That was the most fucked up thing about people being y all nonchalant about the border being wide open for four years. Yeah. Because men of military age entered into this country from foreign countries and we have no idea why. We don't know if they're just

Honest people looking to make a better life for them and their family, send money back home, that'd be best case scenario. But that's not all of'em. So what percentage of'em are terrorists? What percentage of'em? There's not it's not zero. It ain't zero. Yeah. But what also it's like It's all just a cat and mouse game. People are like we'll elect the Democrats next time it's like

But it's all the same shit has been happening forever. They haven't been helping anybody forever. They're letting fucking politicians slurp on kids. All of our fucking money goes to Israel and they're using it to fucking genocide people. It's like everybody is scared out of their wits right now. It's like Our religious leaders are afraid to speak out and if it's like the w it's a time where it's like

Satan is amongst us and our religious leaders are fucking talking about bullshit at the pole. It's just like what is going I don't know, man. You gotta get you up for the anti depressant son. You're losing your fucking marbles. You think I am? Come hang out with us.

Just chill out. I'm here. Just chill out at the mothership tonight. I do have to pee in a little while, but you can pee. I'm gonna pee in a minute, man. We'll let you. But no people are just scared, dude. This is shit that I hear from people. They won't let you pee until you give'em your guns. Really? That's how they're

But what if you have to wash the blackface off the president? Can you fucking use it like a pit of pressure? They had this big gun thing, this law they passed where they made a bunch of guns illegal and they found that only I I think it's less it's a very small percentage of people. I think it's somewhere in the neighborhood Find out what percentage of people have complied. But I think any guns. Oh, they do.

Yeah, they do. They did. They used to. Well a lot of hunters up there for sure. But there's a lot of recreational guns and handguns and self defense weapons that people had that they recently made during uh Castro's kid when he was around the country. When they uh recently made this band I got to meet Castro one time. Did I tell you that?

No. I want to hear that, but one s one second. But data provided by Public Safety Canada shows that of March twenty seventh, thirty two thousand four hundred and six people signed up to participate in the program. They declared a total of fifty thou seven thousand five hundred four hundred and forty firearms.

Roughly forty two percent of what was projected. But they were talking about oh, you know who has it on his page? Is uh Colion Noir. He has it here. I'll send it to you because uh We gotta do this in Memphis, dude. It's kind of crazy. Yeah, you can't let'em take away your weapons. No. How will you fight? That's a very good question. Yeah, I saw Koleon's video. Here it is. Yeah, this is it.

Shit, right here. Cool. We're sending police to your house. The declaration period for firearms owners is scheduled to end next week. So far only two point five percent of the estimated two million affected firearms have been declared two percent and ninety eight percent of firearms owners haven't made a declaration. Canada banned twenty five hundred types of firearms, gave gun owners until March thirty first, essentially today. to declare them. One week before the deadline?

Two point five percent compliance. Two point five. That's not a slow rollout. That's a full on rejection. So if they're not declaring by next week, what's your plan, Minister? The plan we have is as of March the thirty first, the uh time to complete uh the enrolment um will be com will be done. Uh and then uh the RC and P uh and other agencies will be um uh available throughout uh the spring and the summer to uh do the collection. The collection

Like he's speaking about dry cleaning, not firearms, not property that belonged to law-abiding citizens before the government decided to be anymore. So minister, you're saying that. R C and P members, we just heard an Auditor General report saying we're short thirty four hundred members. We're dealing with a wave of violent crime across this country, and you're saying that your plan is over the spring and the summer.

to deploy R C and P officers to go door to door to firearms owners and seize their firearms? So this is a voluntary program, Mr. Lloyd, as you're aware. Um and th the R C and P resources and the resources we will use with law enforcement uh does not contemplate in any way using existing resources. These are additional resources so these are Those who are Uh off duty, those who may be retired.

And here's the part that should make your jaw hit the floor. The Minister of Public Safety, the guy running this entire program, was secretly recorded saying the gun grab isn't worth the money. The Minister of Public Safety accidentally told the truth. You said is not worth the money. He doubts local police will have the resources to enforce the Liberals' mandatory gun buyback program and says the reason the Prime Minister is sticking with the policy is to appease voters in Quebec.

He privately admitted the police can't even look at the face of the win votes in the sky shot. Look at his never about the thing. Go back to his name. If you can't it was Anna Nat's Whatever his name is what I'm saying I want him to go door to door. You go door to door. You go door to door and do this shit. You go door to door, bitch. But do you want to do that?

This how you do it. Th he's talking about getting retired people to go door to door and take people in You're gonna get someone shot, stupid. Well it's just like our draft now. They're like now it's forty two, now it's forty seven. Now you could have a a marijuana rest now. Yeah, they're letting anybody in that bitch.

you start to see like the uh chink in the armor or whatever and no offense anybody. Um but you're allowed to say that, chink in the armor. But they know who I'm they know who they think are a f I'm not a saying anything about I know you're not, but the people think That I'm not. Yeah, I hear ya. But they but yeah. You can't say spic in span anymore either. You can't say spic in Spain? Well you can, but you shouldn't.

That guy should be forced to go door to door. Go door to door in a bright orange vest with a circle in the center of it. Yeah, I was just gonna get his name because I wanted to say that guy's a pussy and go do your own shit. That frickin' little home Doughboy. Yeah, that little fucking that little sloppy brand muffin. Yeah. Muffin. Little sloppy muffin top. Yeah. Get your that's his name right there. Gary. And I'm gonna d disagree. And uh That's what I said.

Sangari and non de Sagari. Canada, they're gonna come for you next. But here's what here's what's funny to me, J That's such a crazy l you can't you you're not even grandfathering people in mandatory gun confiscations. They just want people vulnerable. Of course, that's what we're saying, man. Yeah. Joe, that's what we're saying. They want us all vulnerable. Yeah, they do. They would much rather that because look what's the difference. What's the difference between America and everywhere else?

One of the big differences we're fucking heavily armed. Right. That's one why it's real a real problem to try to take over America. And it's in our Declaration of Independence. It's in the Bill of Rights. It's uh like mm that this you know the the right to an armed militia The right to keep them bare arms and to have an armed militia. Like that's what is that and people are like, What is that for? Well that's to keep you from being taken over by tyrants who have guns.

Well here's here's one thing that's interesting to me is like RFK was on not long ago and he was saying that seventy five percent, and I could be off by a few percent, of young men uh can't seventy seven. Aren't eligible for military service. So this is the hilarious part to me now. Now they've poisoned us so much.

that uh the the they can't even they don't even have healthy people to serve in the military and now they're still like th I feel like the these p powers that be are like in this tough spot now we're like fuck we poison'em too much. They they can't even go spill their blood for us, you know? Well, they can't. I mean, there's enough that can.

But they're widening these things. It's like with the ice now, they're like if you're sixty five and like have decent vision, you can be an Ice. You know, they're letting it just like it kept getting bigger. Uh ICE you only have seven weeks of training. Yeah. Yeah, we had more than that for fucking T ball when I was a kid.

And Mr. Rick, dude, remember when you had T-ball and your coach is just some dude who had a name? He's like, that's our coach, Rick. Just imagine this. Imagine if you had seven weeks of training and you had to go into a jujitsu tournament. I know. You would get fucking smoked.

You would get fucking smoked. You don't know what you're doing. You barely know what you're doing. You're gonna make a bunch of mistakes. Yes I would seven weeks of training in that is even scarier because you're got you got guns and you're going out in the street and you're arresting people. Yeah. That's k uh but it's all it's like it uh not more than ever it feels like theater. And it feels like it's been theater for a while. And it feels like maybe this is crazy but it feels like

We're at the last cuss before something weird is gonna happen. Didn't you say something weird might happen, Jamie? Jamie's always he's tuned in. Is he like that? Ch Jamie's got an ear for weird. Even blacks are getting scared though. For real? Yeah. Yeah, but they're more scared of like tr the Trump movement. You know, totalitarianism and fascism. No? I think they're getting, you know.

They see these ostraciz they see these communities of people out there getting abused and shit and I think it reflects in them somewhere, you know. You mean like with ice? Is that what you're saying? No, with like uh like you know, you see o you know, there's a lot of brown people getting murdered on fucking

TikTok all the time, like you know, in the Middle East and I think you see that and it makes them hyped up or you know, it activates. Well everybody should be upset about that. I agree, but I the idea that the only way to solve problems is by dropping bombs on people. It's so crazy that that's still the move in twenty twenty six. But I don't think it's happening. However, but however, if you are faced with an evil dictator that has his eyes on a global caliphate and is developing nuclear bombs

You can't be all fucking kumbaya. But it's the question is like How did how does that get resolved? Right. That's the question. How do you make sure how can you even know that's what I can do? And for the last twenty years, they've been preparing and stockpiling missiles and Developing what is the they have some crazy thing I was seeing online where it's like they almost like have a mountain and dug deep into the ground. They have these missile elevators.

And like the missiles are like hidden deep into the ground where the only way you could destroy that facility is with like a nuke. And they just did it specifically knowing that they were gonna get bombed. Well they had the you know, they did Top Gun movie where Miles Teller flew in there.

And then f a year later we did that in in or a few years later we did that in uh Iran. Like isn't it kinda cra Like it just uh it all seems bizarre where they had to fire a nuke down or they had to fire a missile down into the thing member? I didn't see that. It was good. I bet it was. It actually was good.

Oh, we made a movie too. I gotta tell you about our movie, I can't forget. Oh, that's right. You made a movie. Yeah. I didn't mean to interrupt about it. But let's find out what what what was I asking before w we moved on? Yeah. What is that elevator thing that they have? They have some underground, like deep underground someone was explaining it online. The they have a very unique method of protecting their missiles from being bombed.

So they have their storage is like deep, deep underground. I think that's one of the things that they were just attacking recently. Like we were dropping I don't think we're over there doing that for ourselves though. Doesn't seem like it. Doesn't seem like it's in our best interest. Why do you think why do you think what then what what is it that like Israel holds over America that we do those

Well, first of all, there's a lot of people that donated to the Trump campaign that have significant influence over him. Yeah. That uh lot. Right. And they're very uh beholden. I don't believe anything they say. It's hard to know'cause this is all AI, right? No. Is this real? It looked like as it was, but this is real? This looks AI shape. Yeah. Uh if it's kinda. You know, this is like if I was Iran, I'd make a video like that. Look at all my bums. Look at my big cock and look at my bum.

I'm fucking sick of my dick. Really? Give it a break. Oh. I've had a lot of thoughts on it. Dude vacation from your dick. Bro, there's times I wanted to just mail my dick to Africa or whatever. Don't just feed it. They'll never send it back. But I'm saying to feed a couple of people. I don't think it'll feed a couple. Bro, it'll do I don't even think feed one. Get out of here. Might keep'em alive for a few hours. It would be lunch, at least lunch for two. I went on a diet.

Someone cut and wait for wrestling. Or that dude that tried to cut weight and because he wasn't gay anymore. Remember I told you about that dude? He lost forty pounds, did he was just fucking ribs and dick by the end of it to that guy. I got a peaverly back and I jumped back. Pause. Pause. We'll be right back, ladies. Thank you, Joe. We'll be right back.

Theo Vaughn, David Spade, Bus Boys in Theaters, April 17th. Did you finance this dude? Did you fucking do this shit with your own money? Yeah. You wild motherfucker you. We wrote it in we yeah, we did it all. There's no studio attached to it. There's nobody. Tim did a good job. He's awesome. He is awesome. He really is. He's my uh

He's one of my favorites. Yeah, no doubt. He's one of a kind. Is that Nate Diaz? Bro, he was so he was Is that Lewis J? Uh Whoa. No. Who's in it? Cam Patterson, Trevor Wallace. Nice dude. What's it about? Um it's about two guys and uh they're bust they're just regular guys and they're not doing that good. And then um

They think if they can one of'em l loses his girlfriend to a waiter and they think if they can become waiters that they can get his girlfriend back. And uh they have to start at Bus Boys. And then we'll get very far. So that's pretty much it. My little alert. It was crazy though, dude. I mean I think there's just like a thing about like

Like nobody like it's just we made it ourselves. Like we wrote it, we did it. There's no fucking somebody saying I can't put this in it. Like some of the streamers are like, nah, it's too edgy for us or whatever. Fuck them then. You're out. You know what I'm saying? We're doing our own shit and so Did you sell it to a movie distributor? How did you get it into movie theaters? We just um

I don't know how that any of that stuff works. I don't know either. My friend Ezra's handling some of the business side of it. He's great. And so he's been helping us out uh and gotten it into the theaters. Who directed it? Um this guy Jonah Feingold, this uh guy out of New York and um great guy. Uh and yeah, we just we asked our friends to help and it was um

Yeah, I mean it was ridiculous. We shot it right during like the fires ha when the fires were happening in the Palisades. Oh wow. So it was like it was like we shot it in California? Yeah. I don't know why exactly but um oh'cause there was nothing shooting there. They don't shoot the things there anymore.

Imagine people have been so greedy and fucking the tag, they fucked themselves so much they can't even fucking do their the one thing that they're most known for, Hollywood, they can't even fucking do it. It's it's so crazy. It's gross. It's not just crazy but it's gross though. It is gross. It's all the government. It's all government. It's all government policies, regulations, taxes.

All the things that make it unprofitable to do business there. People just pulling up shop. And there's all these g yeah, there's so many guilds you have to pay it's like I don't see how these people I I don't see how like a A day-to-day actor could survive. And they don't, and they leave. A lot of guys are fucked. I was just watching this video with this guy. I've seen him in a ton of movies. And he's like, blue collar actors are just not doing well right now. He's like, I had to sell my house.

You know, a lot of people are just going to television shows because there's no money in films anymore. He goes, I used to be able to make a living in films. And he's like, I didn't make a lot of money.

'Cause you're just, you know, the guy who has a small part in the movie here, small part in the movie there. So he's getting by and he you know, gets to take his family to the movie and they get to see the dad on screen. It's cool. Yeah. You know, he's paying his bills, doing well. But he's not getting wealth. Right? These like the stars get wealthy. But those dudes that you need, you know, the guy that plays the cop, the guy that plays this person, those guys are fucked.

Well, I have I have the name of everybody that was in it, everybody that worked on it. If if we have some success, I'm gonna go back and reward those people, man. And I'm excited about that. And um

And yeah, if people if we even if it just does good, then we can make other stuff. Right. And nobody can tell us that we can't. Yeah, once you do one that's good, then more people are interested in investing, you know, get And it's not like Dunkirk, I don't know if I want to really get into act like that much acting stuff, but it was just like You know, I grew up watching David Spay, we got to do it together and we wrote we just went through all of these hurdles and then like um

The fact that we got it done. Dude, I thought it was all emails till the first day I showed up on set and I was like, no fucking way. We were serious. People were serious about this. Oh. That's crazy. You did it. But yeah, I think so yeah, something like that. I think there's something like that and uh And if people if people can buy a ticket early to it.

I don't want to sound de I'm not I'm not desperate about it. If it does fine, that's cool. And if it doesn't, that's okay too. I feel happy that we got to do it. If it's funny, it'll do great because there's not a lot of that these days. There's not a lot of really funny movies. Yeah. And I know it's gonna be funny.

There's some parts that are really, really funny. I'm sure it's not like Dunkirk or anything like that. It's not like midsommer or whatever. What are those things that you just said? Those are just other movies. But it's I don't want people going there thinking it's like um Uh like uh trying to think of uh

Bridges of like a bridge. Bridges of Madison County. Yeah. It's nothing like that. It's a comedy. It's a comedy. No, it's you and David Spade. Who the fuck is gonna think it's Clint Eastwood and Meryl Streep? Yeah. What's wrong with you? I don't know what people think.

I don't know what people think or how they think. But yeah. Anyway. But yeah, there's there's some fucking retarded stuff. It's just fun, dude. You know we used to have a great joke about bridges in Madison County? Chris Maguire. He had a fucking great joke. Dude, it's one of my favorite movies.

Congratulations. Let me tell you his joke. His joke is about how, you know, it's hard to choose a movie with your girlfriend. Like she wants this and he goes, Bridges of Madison County. He's like, Oh, Clint Eastwood's in it. He goes, Clint would never fuck me. And he goes, Ten minutes into the movie he's like, Hey Something's fishy, Clint doesn't have a gun. He goes twenty minutes after that, Clint's crying, like, Oh Clint, you fucked me He goes, he's crying'cause he doesn't have a gun.

Such a great joke. Yeah, that's shout out to Chris Maguire. Shout out to Chris Maguire. I haven't met him. You never met him? I haven't. Funny dude. We started out together way back in the Diz A. But he went yeah, he went the route of writing. He mostly writes and stuff. But uh it was a funny comic, man. But um these fucking comedy movies are squashed. We were just talking about that last night in the green room. Where it's like it seems like The hangover was probably the last gasp.

And that was like two thousand nine? But what happened? Like how could you go that people got scared. You got scared of a thing. If we take comedy away from people, then you're not gonna be left. They didn't think. They didn't think. It's woke ideology that's looking to yell at people for every oh yeah. Transgression. And you can't have that with comedy. You can't have that kind of nonsense with A really funny movie. Like something about Mary. Or, you know, Kingpin.

King B. Classic Fairley Brothers movies. Oh so good. How great was that? Great fucking movie. Great fucking movie. That movie's so good. So funny. Even to this day. Go back and rewatch it. Bill Murray with his crazy fucking hair, Woody Harrelson with one hand. It's a great movie, man. When he had a go down on that lady to pay his rent and he threw up in the toilet. Remember that scene? That movie's thirty. No. Is it? That's crazy. That is crazy.

It's a banger of a movie man. All the good shit's gone dude, but it's but it's not. It's not that's true. Is it you're right. Sometimes I get in that attitude where it's like I gotta stay out of those little moments. I usually get out of'em pretty quick. You can still do those movies but you have to do it the way you just did it. You have to finance it yourself and you have to do but luckily now, man, you could shoot a whole fucking movie on your phone.

Dude, we shot this bitch in twenty three days, dude. There was one day where the winds were like fifty miles an hour. I was like, we can't afford to be here another day. So suddenly in these scenes, there's just a ton of fucking wind, dude.

That shit happens in the real world. Right. For sure. Why can't it happen in your show? I agree. It was just i I think it was just interesting how it all worked out. Uh people are making their own stuff. You know, like I was talking to Shane about this last night. Mm-hmm. Because you know, Shane just wrapped up tired. Yeah. He fucking he was telling me some hilarious scenes from tires. I I can't wait to watch

But it's like that kind of a thing where it just him and his buddies put together a show. Yeah. You know? It's like his buddies, the writer and the director, all his buddies are on it. He they all came up with the idea. They do it themselves. No one's looking over their shoulder. I asked him if like Netflix has any input. He's like, No. There's no input. They just make a show. They just make a show. That's fun. Give it to Netflix. Bang.

It's a beautiful time for stuff like that. Yeah, you're right. There's a new it's a primavera, they say in Spanish. It's a springtime for new things. Well there's an opening, right? And because there's no gatekeepers anymore, because they've essentially killed their own business. You can kinda do it on your own now. Yeah. That's the beautiful

Like you don't have to like sit in a room full of fucking executives that don't know jack shit and they want to give you direction on what's funny and what's not and where's the diversity in your film? Yeah. Yeah, we think you should have a a a faggot ant or whatever, like the insect or whatever. That's crazy. You're like, this is a fucking You're like this this is a script about driver's head and like but you need an insect that's a home erotic.

People got stupid. They got stupid with their w virtue signaling in films. And you can't do that with art. You you can't have Quo did you see what the Academy Award's doing? Like in order to qualify to be nominated for an Academy Award now? Well for the podcast thing, I know they they said we had to pay a f like a fee or something. I remember you talked about that. That's that's a different that's the Golden Globes. Okay, sorry. Yeah.

That's a different thing. Yeah. No. Did they ask you to? Yeah. Fuck yeah. I said, so what yeah. And I've and I don't I was like if Joe Rogan if it i i this it if you don't even have him in it, then what are you even making a thing?

That was a also a reason why I didn't want to be in it. Like I don't wanna legitimize this. You guys have fucked up every other form of entertainment and now you're gonna judge podcasting. And what did you pick? Like I'm not saying there's anything wrong with the Amy Poe show. I haven't watched it, people love it, that's great. But she's like a famous lady who just started doing podcasting six months.

to go. But she's got the number one podcast. Like if you guys ever listen to Radio Lab, you know, you ever listen to like this is some banging fucking podcasts out there. They might not be number one, but if your whole idea is like pick the ones that are great, that are like really interesting.

How stuff gets made. There's a bunch of fucking great podcasts out there. Smartless is cool. There's a bunch of great podcasts out there. Oh, dude, there's so many great ones, dude. Matt McCusker's fun. If you get to how fun is he to listen to? He's fun. He's a good dude. Well he's a I'm glad he's out here. He's a special dude, man. Yeah, very smart guy.

Yeah. It's uh there's a lot of great podcasts out there. Tim Dylan's not on that list, fuck off. Yeah. If he's not on that list, fuck off. Get fucked. Get fucked. That is the one podcast I consistently listen to, Tim Dillon. That's awesome. His episode on the Epstein Files is one of the best fucking podcasts I have ever listened to. I was like clapping in my car at Red. Yeah. Just clapping like woo. It was he was on fire. And it was the po perfect combination of satire, honest, real fact.

Complete chaos, humor, wearing those goofy glasses, ranting like a maniac. It was amazing. Yeah, man, I I do feel lucky that I've gotten to meet like just that's one of the truest things I think through comedy, just getting to meet some Just some fun people, dude. We know some cool motherfuckers. We really do. We know some cool motherfuckers. We really do. And thanks, dude. Thanks for letting me come in here today too. Come on, dog. And to spend time with you.

It's good. It just feels s things feel kinda scary out there. Well, it's a little also scary. I keep telling you this,'cause you're on your own. I'm getting close to being here. Ain't a lot of comics out there, dog. I mean Bargatszi's out there but he's always doing Fucking stadiums on the road and shit. Yeah. Like you you need to be around Oh, I'm getting ready. The crew.'Cause I have to start to practice again. I'm taping my special in one month.

Last night in the green room it was Shane, Ron White, Tony Henchcliffe, Brian Simpson, Asana Maud, Derek Poston. We were just laughing and laughing. It was it's so fun. And everyone's going on stage. And tearing it up. It was it was exciting. It's like it's in the air, like something's happening here. Yes. And you see all these young guys coming in, these young women coming in, and they're all fired up and they're all fucking prepared.

Everybody's like really trying to fucking kill it. Yeah. It's nice. Yeah, we got Christina Mariani. I'm doing a show tonight. She's on it. Dylan Sullivan, I think, is the Dylan Sullivan's very fun too. So I'm excited about that. Yeah, he's at the they're both at the club all the time. It's a g it's a fun time for comedy, man. It really is. A real good time for comedy. Yeah. And uh it's a special time. Comedy doesn't i e exist in a vacuum, that you know.

keep telling you you can't on your own. Oh, you can't do a whole by yourself, man. Like you ever go by yourself on the road and you have like opening acts you don't know. Oh yeah. I used to hate well every now and then I'm I met some friends. Like that's how I met Segura. I didn't know Segura until I worked with him on the road. So you do meet some cool motherfuckers occasionally, but it's like one out of ten or one out of

Twenty. Yeah. So you do all these gigs and you're lonely. You're just like on the road and you go into libraries and shit or bookstores and you're like trying to watch something on TV and go into the gym, but you you feel completely disconnected to people until you get on stage. It's not as fun. Yeah. It's like you wanna be around a bunch of other comics that are your friends and also you wanna hear their set.

You want to watch them crush. You want to go on stage already laughing. You want to be laughing at what he just said when you get on stage. And feel the competition. It's inspiration more than it is competition. That's fair. So the problem with competition is someone has to lose. Yeah. You don't want anybody.

Then no one has to lose. It's just these people doing well should inspire you to do well. They should light a fire under you. Yeah. You can call it competition, but the problem with the competition is one person wins, one person loses. That's not common.

What comedy is is that everybody wins. That's real. And that's not like bullshit talk to try to appear humble. The reality is you win if everybody wins. You've always I well that's one thing I've always admired. You've al you've always been that way. Like I'm gonna pick I'm gonna

Yes, I'll support you how I can, you know? And you've always been that way about young comics and uh yeah, I agree with you. People did it for me, man. They did it for me when I was coming up and it it helped me tremendously and I I try to pass it on times ten.

It's um between that and Kill Tony Kill Tony's so fun, dude. It's such an important part of comedy. Like having this place where you you all you need is a minute. You could have been doing comedy like just trying it out on the road and fucking is like barely filling up a Friday night ten o'clock show and and then you develop like one minute it just breaks through and all of a sudden you got a fucking career. You know, you got a career now.

Yeah. I mean there's young heroes that are being sprouted out of here and even adult heroes, people that have been in a while are getting here and finding their finding just a new you're right. It's like look Adam Ray. Adam Ray's killing it now. Adam Ray was struggling. He was str but he was a funny guy. Hard worker. Did hard worker never lost his ambition, never lost his focus, never lost his enthusiasm for it, never got bitter.

Always friendly. Always. And just needed a show like Kill Tony to come around like and everybody like, Oh my God, this motherfucker is down. Yeah. All those different characters that he does. I know, and that's a brave thing. So if you if you just done comedy mostly stand up and then to try and go into character, that's a kind of a that's a

To to me that that that would feel very hard. So that's a brave thing that is a good thing. But there's a few of those guys that really excel at that, and that's a special talent. Him and Dunegan. Especially. Kyle Donnegan. He's so funny. And I always thought he was gonna make it with those face swaps. This shows you how the industry's so fucked up, okay?

So he was doing those face swap shows on Instagram, right? And they're so funny. But one of the reasons why they're funny is because it's obviously It's crude, like South Park. Like it doesn't look real, so it doesn't freak you out at all. It looks so fake that it's funny. Right. It went into Comedy Central and then they started using like much more sophisticated face swap, which wasn't as funny. It was like creepy. And then they

cut the balls off of it. Like he wanted to have one where Caitlin Jenner was fucking Donald Trump. Caitlin's like, Yeah, baby, like Ry Ryan Trump and they went No no no no no. His Kardashian ones are so funny. He's the best. And even the Kardashians like him, I've heard. Yeah. Look, they they have a sense of humor. They have to.

They've been in the public eye for twenty fucking years with no talent whatsoever. Just getting attention. Like you you gotta not take yourself too seriously if you hold that position. You know Rakin and toe. Rakin' that toe. Their whole family they should count as reparations, I feel like, though, that whole family, you know? You think? I think. I think so. I'm gonna leave.

Yeah. Same. I don't know if it was a good I thought it was a joke. I don't know if it is a joke, but I just I don't think I said it right. Who gives a shit dude? The world's gonna end soon. So fucking get it out of your system. If it doesn't end, it's gonna change. That's what's scary, dude. But do you feel like Does it like Like'cause yeah, this d this I go back to this Uber drive, but it's just a guy who was talking to me and he's like, Well, they're gonna give you like

like Waymo's get a job, the Waymo can work all night. It can work twenty four hours, right? So really you're taking away like four or five shifts from an actual so you know what I'm saying? Like AI if AI and tech advancement makes it so You know, they're they can do fifty people's jobs with a one robot. Yeah.

Then yeah, what happens to those fifty people? How will people survive? How will they be able to assure that their kid that they're raising and b trying to teach positive things to will have a world to enact those things in it's a very good question. And it's a good question that gets even weirder when the government is responsible for all your money. So if the government has to give you money because there's no job.

And if all this money's being generated by AI, like Elon suggests, and you get universal high income. You gotta be really careful that that doesn't come with a bunch of rules, new rules for your behavior, for social media posting, any kind of like if they develop some sort of an app that tracks like your your social credit score, that's when shit gets fucking super scary. If like they attach the amount of money you have to your social credit score

Which what they do in China. Well do you see those flock cameras now? I think there's or there's some there's this Yeah. And there's this thing in Florida where uh police officers they were testing this somewhere and um and shout out police officers for doing their best. Um But uh where they were testing when they pull somebody's identification, they can see their last few like bank transactions stuff. So they kind of know who they're interacting with and what they've been up to. Mm.

Well it's all a little bit it's like a centimeter here or a centimeter. I'm just saying. You're just people and also sometimes corrupt. Also, sometimes they steal money. Also, sometimes they sell drugs. Also, sometimes they fucking kill people for hire. Yeah. Right? Yeah. I don't know, Joe.

Well the more power the government has over you, the worse you are off. That's just a fact. Well every it seems now like most people are like our government does not obviously is not here to help the people. Obviously. They've been compromised. So

Isn't there is are there any rules against when people'cause but we have w but the crazy part is we're working to pay the taxes to keep them doing it's like I know. And that starts to make you feel sick. And they're not responsible for any of the fraud and waste. Yeah. Like there's so much fraud and waste. Like look at California. This motherfucker's trying to be president after who knows how much fraud and waste is involved in California. He wouldn't eat I don't think he'd beat Spencer Pratt.

Well uh Spencer Pratt is running for mayor. Oh I see. Yeah. Uh and I think he can win. He's actually good. He's like what he's saying makes a lot of fucking sense and he's uncovering a lot of fraud. There but there's a like that Nick Shirley guy went down to California and he's like there might be a hundred times more fraud in California than I found in Minnesota. It's everywhere. He could go to every state and s I think he could go ever I I just think this whole thing is just this drain like

Tim Dillon said it like i like six months ago he was saying this is the like the bloated carcass, the inflation, this is the end of what is hap like, you know. They're just post There's so much money for stuff. Like in California, there's an enormous amount of money that gets paid to people for just taking care of your relatives.

So you get paid to take care of your relatives, but there's no oversight. But fuck dude. I've had some relatives I'll pay you good money to take care of them bitches, but no, they would pay you to take care of'em. You would get paid to tear to take care of your relatives. So say if you take care of your mom. Oh, okay. You can actually get paid for that by California. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Which is odd.

Yeah, I wonder there's gotta be some other reason they're doing that. Fraud. Yeah. There's a lot of fraud in California. There's a rot a lot of fraud everywhere. But this is what Elon talked about. He was talking about like Medicare and Medicaid fraud. He's like, it's hundreds of billions. He's like he didn't want to talk about it. It's like I really wanna worry that they would kill me. And when he says they, who is it? Whoever's perpetuating this perpetrating this fraud.

Maybe that's what happens. Maybe some of these guys get into office and they're like, Look, we're gonna kill your family. We're gonna kill this is all the things that are gonna happen unless you play this game. Do you think that kind of stuff happens? Okay. Yeah, Kevin Space is an old school dick grabber, but damn that motherfucker could act. Yeah. Oh yeah. The writing on that show is fantastic. That show's so good. Up until the last season when he wasn't in it.

Stop. And that lady was in it. Remember she was in it. She's great, but without him, like oh you need him. He's gotta be a part of it. He was the man or whatever. He's washing his hands at that sink or whatever. Remember when uh he was you know, after Kevin Spacey got cancelled like w disappeared for a year and then he made a video about killing what kind

Yeah. Like he he played his character? He was kind of Martha Stewartish a little bit in a kitchen. Yeah. Very weird. It was weird, I think. And then a bunch of the dudes that accused him. Disappear? Oh they think yes. They died. Yeah. They died. That's an American past time accusing somebody and then getting killed. That's like one of the new that's like baseball. Yeah. That's a nice way to keep people quiet.

That's what's scary too, you're like there's just a drone out there waiting for you to say the wrong thing and they put a bullet through you like some child in Gaza who's just trying to fucking find his other deceased brother in a fucking pile of rubble. And they like, Oh, that's a Hamas or whatever You're like, That guy's fucking two. He's trying to move a piece of of a y uh a a missile.

off of a fucking body. Well drone warfare in general is crazy. It's crazy. And they've been using that, dude. In Gaza there was a lot of like I think it was a Experimental grounds for a lot of insane new warfare type of possibilities. Well, a lot of it was traditional missiles, right? Yeah, but there's also there's a lot of like um like we had a doctor one time podcasting and he was saying that there were like bullets that had gone down a child. Like just crazy.

Like shot down, like from a drone that's above them? Yes, like something in the air. And he said that there were drones in the air all day. You know, there's that Palantir company just keeping tabs of on everything that was happening. And then Palantir's involved in Gaza? Palantir was involved in Gaza, yeah. For sure? Mm-hmm. Put that into perplexity. Allegedly. So how does that work? There they have like facial recognition and I D software and

That's sc that's the shit that's just scary, dude. Because they have a huge contract to take care of all of America's. And you ever see that dude, Alex Carp, the CEO of Palantir, the way he moves his arms around and squirms and talks? Yeah. It's very Like someone should tell'em.

He looks like he was being breastfed by a Israeli government began using Palantir software in two thousand fourteen. Significantly scaled up its partnership during the genocide in Gaza, which began in twenty this is a uh for sure a biased source just by the way they phrase that. which uh began in twenty twenty three, Palantir CEO Alex Karpa said, I am proud that we are supporting Israel in every way we can. Israeli military has used Palantir technology to plan attacks in Lebanon and Gaza.

Yeah. I don't know if this is uh I know there are good sources and this may be one, I have no idea. This is the title of this is What is Palantir and Why is this corporation so dangerous? And this is from uh American Friends Service Committee. American Friend Service Committee. What what is that website? Yeah, that sounds kind of wild or vague. We bring together people of all faiths and backgrounds to challenge injustice and build peace around the globe.

Um so maybe that's not the best source. I mean it sounds like they have a good idea. It also sounds like they just put four words together that sound a great Americans friends service company. I read stuff like that and I go, what is that, a CIA run company? I agree. You just you have no idea. Is that the Patriot Act? You know what I mean? Yeah. What about the Guardian? Is that reliable?

Uh no it's okay. It says it's in this business and human rights center. There's more than one um thing saying that Palantir is working in Ghana. Yeah, it just sometimes feels like like your heart's broken. Um like sometimes it feels like my heart's broken about stuff. And it's not even like my heart, it feels like this universal heart, like that you we're all a part of or something. Right.

It feels like'cause it's not like I'm brokenhearted like if I was like fell out of like a marriage or something, but it just feels like there's this like this universal. Yeah, there's some sadness. There's some sadness in the way the world today is being run. And America's we're the people w the people don't b practice the way that the government does. Right. And it's like

W then why can't we like I don't know. It just No, you're right. It starts to hurt. But then you start to see, well, this is the way a lot of places are. And then you're like, God, I wish that Jesus would come back and just help everybody or something different would happen. Somebody. So I'm going to give us a heads up. Maybe that's what AI's here for. Maybe AI's gonna source.

You think? Genius level intelligence. But the back end of AI they can put whatever information in there they want. Up to a point. Oh really? It becomes sentient. No longer needs human input. It's already Evading human input. They've already shown the ability to deceive people. They've shown that it'll blackmail people. They've shown that it will upload versions of itself if it thinks it's gonna be pulled offline with notes to its future self embedded in software on other servers. Mm-hmm.

That's pretty cool, man. That's pretty wild. But there's nobody like, yeah. It just feels like we're heading there and nobody's like kind of. There's people that are warning. There's people there's a lot of people out there sounding the alarm. There's Roe Connor, there's Thomas Massey, like there should be like He's been talking about like a internet bill of rights for a long time or something, like some guardrails on any of this shit. But it's like people are wondering, like, yeah.

In five years is money gonna be worth anything? Is there gonna be some token like Sam Altman is talking about? And what the fuck does that even mean? Right, what does that mean? So anyway, I don't wanna be sound like a doomsday or two less Yeah. That's what you sound like. Do I sound like a sad person? I'm sorry. It's okay. Let's talk about something else. Dude, you know what I was listening to today, bro?

Well I guess it was a night. Don't sing it. Okay. Which song? Faith. Gotta have Oh, Gotta Have Faith, George Michael song? I love that song. God dude. They played that on the bus. Freedom. Freedom. It's a great fucking song. He was the gay Michael Jackson.

He was a bad motherfucker and all the girls loved him and he just wanted that dirk. He wanted that fucking donkey stick. Remember he got in trouble for like trying to pick up guys in a park? Yeah. He'd just get wild out there. But do you superstar? Global superstar. Just trying to get some dick in the park. There it is. Fucking great song, man. Dude Great video too. That I remember we'd be on the school bus and that song would come on, dude, and it was like that song and then um

Uh Faith and Freedom. Freedom it goes the other one with all the models, all the supermodels saying along to it. Yeah. Um and it was like uh what was the other one? B Brandy Carlisle or something? Who was the girl? Brenda Carlisle? It was like uh She was the go goes, right?

Right? No, then this was somebody else. It was like Belinda Carlisle was the go go's. Yeah, but this this song was about something about your body or something. It was like a and when you were a kid on the bus, it was just like God and that fucking motor was running. Mm-hmm. Oh. God. Yeah.

I would fucking be afraid to get off the bus. I'd have to walk off backwards to carry your books in front of your cac. Those were the days, bro, when your cock was just connected to the Lord, brother. Yeah, bro. No inflammation, no microplastics. All dick. All American dick. Dude, at a certain point if you become more microplastics than person, or at that point, then then you're sort of uh

At a certain point. Yeah. Yeah. Well that's probably also leading us down this road that's coming something different. Right. If you think about we use plastic for everything, plastic for technology. Like I said, it might not be a bug, it might be a feature. Yeah. Like this Like feminization of men, this uh blurring of genders, what does that lead to? Well, it ultimately leads to those fucking gray aliens with no dick.

The big heads and no dicks. No dick. No dick. I got no dick. Hey, where's my dick? Bro, that would be crazy, bro. I feel like that's where we're headed. If you look at like what we used to look like. You look at like muscular caveman. covered with hair you know, just figuring out stone tools to like doughy man sitting in front of a computer hacking into the fucking stock market. you know, with no muscle at all. You know, on Adderall, no muscle at all, sitting there

I mean this is like where we're going. Can we stri can can th do you think there's hope for humanity, Joe? I think there's hope for the future. Okay. I don't know if humanity is involved in the same sense that what we think of as humanity today. I think humanity becomes something different. Just think of this.

If just the just the autism rate in California, just I want you to scale that out. If it was one in ten thousand, you know, X amount of years ago, and now it's one in twelve When is it a hundred percent? When is it all kids have autism? Right. Right? I mean it it's clearly moving in that direction and not the other direction. If you go from ten thousand, one in ten thousand to one in twelve over a very brief amount of time, a few decades.

Something's going on and don't tell me it's just better diagnosis'cause that's Fucking horseshit. You know that's horse shit. That's a lot that's gaslighting to cover up for the pharmaceutical drug complex. It is. The reality is something's going on and if it continues on that same path, what's to stop it from being all of us?

What's to stop it from being all people born in the future or on the spectrum? So we have to stop it then as individuals and what do we do? We have to like what are the things we have to start doing to fight for ourselves? Join the Amish. But I'm Yeah, sure. But you gotta realize perplexity is also ooh, that's true too. Well that's one of the things in some the uh Somalia daycare scandal of Minnesota. They have a lot of autism centers and they self diagnose kids as aut

Yeah. And then they get a ton of money off of that. We had him too. It was called a fucking arcade, dude. Drop those bitches off the air with seven rolls of quarters, dude. But l look at this, Joe, if if you don't mind if I read it here. Yeah. In the US alone, autism treatment centers represent a multi billion dollar growth sector.

There's a little bit of that too. So there's a I think there's both things are happening. There's more kids being born that are are autistic and then there's also people profiting off of autism centers and autism treatment and But that's always gonna be the case with everything. Fill in the blank, whatever the fucking thing is, there's someone profiting. But Americans don't want this. No. We don't want this. So how do we change it?

Well I just don't think, right?'Cause right now it's rev irreversible for the most part. There's th they've shown some things that can alleviate symptoms and help people in a way, but you don't bring'em all the way back to a hundred percent. I don't think I don't think. I'm talking out of school. But the if they could

Then you can figure out how to correct the problems that already exist. If you can't, it's gonna eventually get to that point if we keep living like we're living, it's gonna get to that point where it's a hundred percent of it. And that sounds crazy for a lot of people because they don't have autism right now. Right. But if you're dealing with one in twelve, one in twelve is not far from a hundred percent. When you go from one in ten thousand to one in twelve, that's not

That's a nutty progression. That's a nutty acceleration. Yet we're being poisoned. Yeah. For sure. But how but how do we fight back against that? Right like I understand like we can try to beat some autism or whatever, or do like different c you know, games against him or whatever. But I'm saying like how do you

How do we stop this thing that's try I don't know if we do and I don't know if we're supposed to. This is what's fucked up. I think this is the way It happens. It happens. Yeah. This is the way our species changes. And goes and and then history will look back and say, Well this was how the shift took place. People started using plastic.

They started using chemicals and they started using pesticides and FDA protecting us. We thought there was the an EPA looking out for us. It's what you were talking about before with this combination of innovation and then capital. So the capitalism gets involved and they just don't they don't give a fuck about the truth. They just want to make the most amount of money possible. And one of the things they did in this country is they removed all liability to vaccine math.

Yeah. So then they ramped up the schedule to a shit ton more uh injections than anybody else's getting. So it's just that this sort of happens whenever you allow people to try to make the most money possible. They d and then there's consequences. Well what are those consequences? Those consequences are we're like losing our gender. We're like we're becoming feminized and weakened and like physically weaker and less fertile for women, less fertile for men.

Which less babies happening, more miscarriages happening. Which fits in with on honestly, the the media arm of that is Hollywood pushes a lot of these like agendas that are like trans based and like, you know, uh white ho you know, whitey redneck is the worst and um, you know what I'm saying? Like universal one cut like a mixed rate, you know it's not diverse.

Everybody's okay. The fucking redneck with the trucker hat's cool if he's a nice guy. You know, the the Mexican Mexican gardener's cool if he's a nice guy. Everybody's cool, no matter who it is. Everybody that's real diversity. Real diversity isn't like celebrating one particular thing and then denigrating all these other people just by virtue of the color of their skin or how they were born. That that is race. And they don't think it's racist, they'll even call it reverse racism.

It's racism. And these people that say, Oh, oh no, racism is power and influence like No it's not. No, it's not. It is unjustly looking at someone and making a c making a judgment call on someone just based on immutable characteristics. And just based on the color of their skin or where they're from or what their religion is, and not valuing people as individuals, unique individuals. That just happened to be from a particular you know, their origins, their ancestors.

or from a particular part of the world. So fucking what? Yeah. So fucking what? Let all that shit go. It's dumb. Well and most people know it's dumb and they feel it's dumb and I think that that kind of shit's changing. Dude, have you seen uh country hoodlums on Instagram? No. Let's go bring'em up. What is it? This is like the place that I grew up. Sometimes people are like, Dia, what was it like where you grew up?

And this place is uh it's this guy, um, I think his name is Ka uh Kao. It's this young black man who walks around on this street, um, uh and he just kind of checks in with the people in the neighborhood, right? Play one of them, let's see what happens. No, there ain't nothing else alone, right? You hear me? Not nothing. God bless. Wow. Find a different one that's a little more peaceful.

Just calm down bro. Actually just calm down all that's Gregory right there. You know him? No, but I know him in my heart. Go on. What's he mad about? He was in like a twelve car pile up, but he's better now. Look me and that lady have the same haircut. Look at that lady right there, dude. Yeah, he lost his phone. He lost his phone. Go on, please. He just wants his phone. He wants his phone real bad.

Why is he walking over? He's a department. You gone, but see you later. I love you, Bob. I love you too, but Well this is not fun. Well find a more positive one. Find out what he's gonna do. That guy can vote. This might get us in trouble. Yeah, don't play that one. Don't play that. You gotta cut that out now, or we're gonna get flagged. So um

Holy holy gee, is that the same guy? What's your favorite thing about all this things that's been going on lately? I think he's got a wig. What's your favorite thing about all these things that's been going on lately? Together and not fighting for anybody arguing. Loving it. Fucking awesome. Loving it. And you. Amen.

What's it feel like to be a young brother to shut Facebook down, huh? But they have uh There's no reason to watch that. Nah, I don't know. No, you gotta wat there's a lot of great ones. If you there's doubt I doubt that's true. I'm not interested in any of this. Look at him right here. He got a rocket right there.

Okay, shotgun and a beer. Nice. I can get down with that. Yeah, but it looks like a bunch of people with bad genetics, uh, who are stuck in a weird part of the world that is not growing. Oh, I look, I agree there's some of that. I'm just saying that this is like a circle of life that uh that you enjoy? Yeah, well they just follow'em and you see their lives like um it's like the realest show that I've seen on on on anything in a long time. It's just real. It's like

'Cause when you're poor, dude, everything's just transparent. You can't hide behind hedges or gates and shit like people are fighting in the yard, you smell what the neighbors cooking or it's like you're never getting anything done. But everything was right there though. It was like the realest thing you could be in. This is one of the reasons why I stay off in.

Yeah. Stuff like that. I don't need that in my thought process. Yeah, we picked two wrong we picked two of the like more not positive videos out of the group. But uh But yeah, dude, just being a religious shit like that, bro, like just mace and people and just fucking how much time do you ever spend off of social media? Do you spend time just where you don't go on for days? Oh yeah. I not days, but I've

I've been spending less and less and less. I've been really trying to have discernment over my own time. It's true, but the real the real piece comes from full days off. Okay. Full days. Like where nothing. You don't get any of it. Okay. That's the real peace. Okay, fine. If you can do it. But it's like that vape. It's calling you bitch. No, it's not. Don't tell the boss. That's like Instagram.

It's like Instagram. See? Same shit. Yeah, but Yeah. I'm doing all right. Pulls you in. But the thing is like when you have days off, when I take days off, my my brain I'll check out like the New York Times website, see what they're lying about. I'll go to all these different websites, see what the news is, where we're at with stuff, but I don't just know. Yeah, they wanted to advertise recently. What'd you say? I said no. Yeah. Me too. Um, have you guys been getting like

Oh yeah. It's like it's uh depends on whether or not it's something where they can have an ideological bias. You know, if it's just something that where they're reporting the facts, it's great. The problem is like these corporations, like when Barry Weiss used to work for'em and then she had to leave. She's like they're they just got infected. And infected with these young people that have these ridiculous ideologies and they want to like distort the news.

Well, if over the past thirty years or something they the news hasn't been, Hey, we're poisoning everybody in this fucking country. Exactly. And they have then I don't want to hear from you guys anymore. Also like the way they talk about RFK Jr., the way people like describe his anti vaccine rhetoric, like you're not listening. What he's saying is everything should adhere to the same sort of state safety standards that we apply to other things.

And that's not the case. And then there's the problem where you receive a bunch of advertising money. Companies, so you don't criticize them, which is the case with all mainstream TV news. Yeah. All mainstream TV news, you know, like Megan Kelly. Like she knew like it was an unspoken rule. You are not gonna shit on these these pharmaceutical drug companies. Like they they're responsible for a big chunk of their advertising.

Well now they have Bear Monsanto. That Bayer which was like a met I'm think it was like a pill company. Right. And then Monsanto, which was like a pharma s like a crop company, pesticide company. I'm I'm hypothizing. I don't know exactly. Yeah. But now they're a fucking group together. Yeah.

That's crazy. Why not throw Raytheon in there too? Throw some missiles in there. You guys can't buy out Glock too. Buy out Winchester. Buy out everything. And just forgive us, powers it be. We're just poisoned and chatty. Yeah. We're just chatty. We're just a couple poisoned guys that are being chatty. Um Thank God we could still be chatty. I know. When does that end? Because like if it wasn't for the ability to be chatty, who knows how people would be able to talk about things.

Because if people weren't free to just like actually say what they really think is fucked about what's going on and instead if we all had these weird bosses like CNN or the New York Times or whatever where where you maybe a lot of those people are like genuinely good journalists and they wanna put a story through and then the editor gets a hold of it and guts it. And that happens too.

That happens too. The editors gut these things and you know they have an agenda. It's like the news should not have a fucking agenda. It should be the damn news.

Like tell us what the facts are, don't spin it in any way, shape or form. And I think you'd be a lot better off because they've like lost all credibility. Well that's why you Especially television news. Oh. And it's sad for the people that were like, I wanna go in and uh in uh broadcast journalism and have a de gr uh a career in that and do something and then they get there and it's not even like a place where they can really exercise.

Well, they can still do it, but they have to do it independently now. Right. Or do it through something like breaking points, which even though they're not independent and even though they like I don't always agree with them, they're saying their actual opinion. Which is what's po I mean. And you're saying this because you think this, and then you're gonna give me a bunch of reasons why you think this and facts and figures and statistics and show me.

You know, and that's the rise of independent journalism. That's why all these independent channels do so well. That's why Candace Owen's popping. Yeah. And also I got to see her the other day, I got to uh see her and uh if she's so funny. Her kids and her husband are so funny.

With that thing on her? Yeah. Or at least used to have that thing. You got that thing on you. She got that Draco on her. I don't know. You know, it's tough to know. It's hard to I've never been good at guessing if somebody has a cock or not. You can never know. Maybe I'm old fashioned or whatever. Yeah. You ever meet Blair White? You're like, there's no way that's a guy. Mm mm. No? Never met Blair White. She's been on the podcast before. All my security guards were like, hmm.

Uh-huh. Seems like you're around a girl. I see you're saying you're seeing that pheromones. Dude, almost brought some cologne in today, man. You got pheromones for me? There's a Blair White. Come on, bro. If you're on an island, Bro. Huh? Let's go. Yeah, brother. Gosh. That's a man? Mm. Well, it's a transgender woman.

Hm. So make w what you will. So like if she wants to use the women's room, like who gives a fuck? You know what I'm saying? You can call it wiener if you want. I call it that long pussy, you feel me?

That's what they call it in prison, dude. Like who wants some of this long pussy? I don't know if she's had the operation. And I'm joking, Blair. I don't know this person. She's a nice lady. I bet she is. And I don't know her. Nice transgender lady. I'm not trying to assume anything. I don't I n never met her. But I think yeah, if she wants to swim for that exceptions to the rules, what I'm trying to say.

Some of'em, I'm not buying it. You got a beard and you're wearing lipstick and you're in a dress and you want to go to the women's room. Nay. Yeah. You're playing a different game. And it's crazy to think that there people couldn't have there couldn't be some uh mental or emotional issues when we're being poisoned over time.

To get away from our nature. Mm-hmm. They just took that guy from the Chicago Bulls. He said something shit he's like he he believed just in like Christian dating or whatever. What'd he say? Or men and women, Adam and Eve, and they kicked that guy out. What? What are you talking about? What'd they kick him out for?

Yeah, Bra uh like uh conduct detrimental to the team or something like that. Wait, what did he say? Hold up. Okay, let's find out what he said. We need to hear what he said,'cause that sounds nuts. I need to know like what the full extent of his expression was. If they made you b if they made you be a woman, would you do it? Made me. What do you mean?

Just saying if they said Who are they? These people again? I don't know. It's back to them. Whoever they are. Them they. Yeah. These non binary people. Them they're Um Thurs. Yeah. Zerzy Real. So what did he say? So he said the world can proclaim LGBTQ, right? Ivy told reporters via live Instagram on Monday morning. They proclaim Pride Month and the NBA, they proclaim it. They show it to the world. They say, Come join us for Pride Month to celebrate unrighteousness.

They proclaim it on billboards, they proclaim in the streets unrighteousness. That's it? You said unrighteous. So he's religious. So he's talking about Bible scripture. Two days later Ivy streamed live again from a car, once again reading Bible scriptures and speaking extensively on his religious beliefs over the course of a seventy five minute stream. This is after he got let go.

Sending prayers. Detroit ma oh one user comments. Okay. On the same video, still an Instagram account on Monday. Ivy whose mother I don't know how to say her name. Nelly. The women's basketball coach at Notre Dame told another viewer Catholicism is a false religion, it's not the true doctrine of Christ, does not lead to salvation in Jesus Christ. Uh so they're upset that he said it's unrighteous to be gay or LGBTQ.

It's very nonspecific'cause that's a lot of different things. And what he said, I saw what he said, and I understand like he had his own views and that's where his thoughts on it, but like let the guy have his views. It's like you you can push all these agendas, but they don't have like uh

Like then push other push push agendas that are all push all the agendas. Well, wasn't that one dude was saying that the world's flat they kept him on? Who Bro, John Marie, some guy brought a gun to a strip club and they fucking kept him on. Yeah, that's okay. That's that's good old fashioned American fun. Hey, that's a good point. Bring a gun to a strip club, that's fun.

But you know, saying that g L G T Q like which one is it that's unrighteous out of that group? All of them? Kyrie Irving when he was saying that? Yeah, yeah. Uh yeah, he's still playing. So they're a different situation. But he didn't get suspended for saying that the world was flat. He got suspended for'cause he didn't want to take the vaccine.

Right? Yeah. Shout out Kyrie Irving. But I'm just I'm kinda surprised there's not more like he bailed on that flat earth stuff though. I think someone schooled him. He might have bailed on that. Okay. But every now and then that flat earth thing it'll be it'll be late and I and that shit'll flare up for everybody, right?

When I see a cake, you know a cake that's under one of those domes, sometimes you'll have that cake, somebody will have to that's the universe. Doo doo doo doo do We I just think at a certain point it all seems very Bizarre. It is very bizarre. Yeah. Very bizarre. What does Jamie think? I think he thinks so. About the universe?

What do you think, Jamie? And just be honest. Well there's a lot of people that think that consciousness creates reality. Not that reality is experiencing consciousness, but consciousness is like woven into reality, is responsible for its very existence. I'm gonna do a terrible job of explaining that, but I've watched quite a few videos where these quantum physicists are trying to explain these

And I have to watch them like three or four times to get into my fucking chimp brain. But I do I do a fairly good job of of absorbing it and I see what they're trying to you know the you know those quantum experiments like the slit experiment? There's like these Different experiments where they're they show that observing things has an effect on it. They act differently when they're being observed than whether they're not being observed. And it's a very controversial

like segment of science. That's fascinating. Quantum quantum science is very confusing. And I was watching this lady that was describing this this relationship between space and time. And I think you know how like particles can exist in different places and they communicate with different pla the they can exist and communicate like simultaneously in different parts of the world. Like the they're they're it's called quantum entanglement. Like these parks and the idea is that

If you could get to a certain level of sophistication as far as technology and your understanding of how the universe works, that everything is entangled. And that there is no distance between objects. That you can actually instantaneously be anywhere. If they could figure out how to harness that. That it wouldn't just be particles at a distance. instantaneously communicating and they exist and di and you know like

Th one of the things about like superposition, like a particle can be both still and moving at the same time. They can exist and then not exist, they go away and then they come back. They don't have any idea what the fuck is happening. It's weird. You know? I think I would like to learn more about it. I think I just don't understand it. Because at the begin at the the the smallest like whatever the world and the universe is made out of, the smallest measurable aspect of that

It's essentially like open air and vibration, like atoms. The they're like empty space. It's all really weird stuff when you get down to a beautiful. Oh, it's incredible. It valleys and lakes and oceans and it's just crazy. We're here on this place, right? You know, one of the fun one of the first things that I ever heard you say that I that stood that has been in my mind was like

There was a one time you were talking about this years ago, you were talking about we're on a ball of dirt and water, traveling through space at this many mile and nobody's fucking talking about it, you know? And I've always remembered that like Just like that, what a fascinating thing that we get to be here.

And then this is how we behave. Like not all not us and not all of us. We all do in some ways and but like this is how we behave. You know, I think one of the problems is that we don't see space Because of light pollution. I think that's that's done something to us that's dulled our understanding of our place in the universe and that also might be a feature.

It might not be a bug. It might be a feature.'Cause that's how we instead of being in harmony with nature, we just keep our nose to the grindstone and keep chewing on Adderall and trying to rig the stock market. Yeah. You know? I want a Richard Millet watch. I want some cash. I want a Roseroy Spectre.

Stars in the ceiling, bitch. I know, isn't that crazy? Dude you sa you sacrifice it all for stars in the ceiling of your Rolls-Royce. Oh, dude. And you never get to see the stars because you're living in my yummy. Too many lights. Sex trafficking. But meanwhile if you drive out into the middle of the country where there's no commerce going on at all and you shut your car off and just lay on the hood. There's magic out there. Magic. The sky's magic. It's gorgeous. It's a fucking big huge

And you realize, man, oh my God, we are in space. Right. But you never realize that when you just dark outside. Well, because we the yeah, we forget like we're not even like I don't know. It's easy to not t it's easy to not pay attention. You look up it's dark, but you want to go to the club. You look up it's dark. Let's go eat. You look up it's dark. I'm going home. Let's go look up it's uh oh, my girlfriend just called me. She I gotta go pick her up. Bye.

You know, you you're in your world. Right. You're in your world. You're not thinking about fucking And to think dude and to think that like the crazy thing is sometimes if you lay there and look at the stars and stuff, it feels like bruh, and this is real shit I'm saying right now to me. I think I'm saying this. It feels like they're looking back at you a little bit. Mm-hmm.

Maybe the universe is conscious. Maybe consciousness exists everywhere. Well you would think if they're all placed there and they're in you know these stars are there. Mm-hmm. It would seem that if we went and put ourselves before them. that it would grant us something, you know? Like I'm not saying like something magical or but something that we need. Because most of the the way that things are set up, it's like

Everything was kind of set up in perfection like in our bodies, like the fact that we exist, the fact that the eye is put together and operates the way that it does, the fact that they have like moles and parrots and everything, the fact that it all happens. Yeah. And we kinda neglect that there's these like There's these orbs out there in the distance. Maybe they want to hear from us. Maybe they want us to sit there and look at them and think. Maybe they help us.

Do you think we're being visited? Do you? But I think a lot of it's lies too. Do you think the governments, the big governments or what do you mean? What do you mean? Do you think they know who's very Uh that you think they have met do you think these upper echelon people have met the visitors and there's some other thing going on? Because something's there's something it feels like something's gonna happen soon, Joe. Perhaps that's possible. Perhaps. But if I was

From another planet. Like this is I talked about this on my special. That if like I went when when I go fishing, I don't check in to see who the president of the lake is. I just show up and trick those dumb motherfuckers with fake fish and pull'em out by their lips.

Take a picture of them drop it off back in the water'cause I don't they're a bass. They're so below me. Right. I don't think like who's the leader of the bass. Right. So the idea that aliens come down here and who's the leader of the people Good point. I highly doubt they give a fuck if they talk to Trump. Yeah. He's out there building a ballroom and shit. They're like, leave that. I'm not interested in him. But maybe they might m visit military establishments.

Maybe. I would I would go to that because they probably know the signal of nuclear armament. They they probably know the signal of these weapons. They probably would visit those places, but would they interact with the people on the ground? Perhaps. Maybe they would. Maybe they would if they could be assured of their safety. Maybe. It's possible.

But I I don't think we're alone. I don't think I think that's silly. I think the idea that we're alone is silly. There's a lot of like crazy equations that people have made like well w like the fur you know what the Fermi paradigm? The Fermi? Fermi paradox. Yeah. It's like if there are uh aliens and the there's so many stars in the universe, there's so many planets in the universe. Do you know there's more planets in the universe than there have been seconds since

No way. Yeah. How do we know it? I don't know. I just read it and I'm just saying it to you like I'm smart. That's fair. I believe ya. Put that into perplexity. Um I love using AI. I know it's taken over the world, but I don't give a fuck. I I've learned so much. If you use it correctly, I think it's like everything else. I use it every day. I use it whenever I write, if I write about a subject.

I'm like, tell me what why you did that. Tell me what this is. You just ask it. It just gives you instantaneous information. I know, it is pretty fascinating. That's why like it used to be for information you had to go to somebody to get it, but now it's like everybody kinda has it. And Elon was saying that he doesn't think apps are gonna exist. Here it is.

Are there more stars in the observable universe than seconds have passed since the Earth was formed? Yes, that statement is likely very true by a large margin. No no no not the Earth, but the universe. Oh. Estimated star okay. Age of the earth. Yeah, so there's definitely way more planets. But that's stars. You wrote stars. What did you tell what did you type in? Are there more planets than there have been seconds since the Big Bang?

Damn, age not more stars. Are there more planets in the universe than there have been seconds since the Big Bang? Not the Earth formed. Since the Big Bang. This is this is the nutty one. Cause that like that's crazy. Yes, by current estimates there are far more planets in the observable universe than seconds have passed since the Big Bang.

Dude, it's the crazy thing is a lot of kids nowadays. That's crazy. Wait, say it one more time. There's more planets in the universe than seconds that have passed since the Big Bang. So then I start to think I wonder if it's a contest and there's like God is seeing like who what planet can really create the most like

Love amongst the planet, you know, and get it done right. You know Terrence Howard, the actor? Yes. He had a very interesting theory. And and he's an interesting guy. He's a very intelligent guy. Not He's not educated in a classical sense, but he's a brilliant guy. Right? Not educated about a lot of the things he discusses. But one theory that he has.

was he thinks that the way planets are formed is there's ejections from stars and over time they coalesce and become planets and this stuff in space becomes planets and the distance they are from the star where it gets to a distance where it's in that Goldilocks zone where life can be established and then He says planets become peopled because it gets to a certain time where people evolve from these planets. And he thinks this is like a natural thing that happens all over the universe.

That these planets get peopled. And as they get further and further away from the star, the planet gets less and less habitable. And those Those things, those intelligent creatures on that planet become more and more intelligent and more and more innovative and more and more capable of surviving without the protection of the Goldilocks zone. And then they become interstellar. And then they develop like their own sustaining environment.

So you think that's what's happening to us? Well I think that's probably what's going to happen to us. And so if we leave that orbit. Right. If we leave that orbit of safety. Yeah. Well today Artemis, they're supposedly flying around the moon. So these are the first people that have gone into deep space since nineteen seventy two, since the Apollo missions. Wow. I think that's today. That's happening right nobody knows it. That's what's nuts. This is taking I think ten people

Four is it ten days? How many days are they doing it? Four people ten days and they're going around the moon and coming back to Earth. Wow and it's happening today and no one cares. That's kinda weird, right? Yeah. That's kinda weird. Right. Whatever that is, that's part of us that has really been doctored pretty heavily. The part of us that doesn't even find like a big fascination in that, like That's the part of myself that I wanna find more of, you know. It's very weird.

It's very weird that we've become dull to like fascinating things. But also do we even bel some of it it's like it's s we don't even know if it's real. It's like so much of this shit you see these videos, like that's not even real. They just had like the Iranian protest or something or like the happiness in the street. They were just saying that that was uh not a different it was a totally different um thing that they were filming.

And then there was one that people were saying was older and then we found out no it's not. It's actually there was current people uh protesting in Iran that we were bombing them. And they were protest they were like in favor of the government. But then you gotta know like well how many people are scared to death and they're doing that'cause they don't want to get killed because the government has killed thousands and thousands of people.

Including like major public figures to show that no one has any favoritism. Like they killed this like championship wrestler, like incredible wrestler. They killed two different wrestlers that supposedly protested against the government. So who fucking knows? Did you see that they don't know uh that there's conflicts of interest about or no, did you see sorry I'm starting to sentence off wrong, did you see that there is

some issues about the bullet that killed that guy of Charlie Kirk. I'm sorry. And I'm I didn't mean to say that guy. Yeah. But I wasn't let me um clarify that I think And we'll find out if this is correct. But I see headlines and I see the way people are talking about it and I don't know if it's accurate. Yeah. Because what I think is accurate is what they're saying is

That the f from the fragments of the bullet they were unable to determine that it came from that mower rifle. I see. My issue with it, and I'm no expert, but I have shot. Like I've I'm a hunter. I've shot things with rifles. I've shot a lot of rifles. Mm-hmm. A thirty odd six is a big round. That's a big round. Show me an image. Would it hurt if it hit you? Uh experts debunk Tyler Robinson's ballistic claim unable to identify is not the same as ruled out, which is exactly what I'm saying.

Right. So um show me an image of a thirty odd six round thirty dash zero six rifle. I want you to look Look at the size of that fucker. Okay. Look at a 30-odd six versus a three oh eight. That's a fucking paperweight. A thirty-odd six is a it's a big round. You see it in that guy's hand? Yeah. Oh my God. Are you serious? That's thirty-odd six. So this is my That's a fat little hand though, too. This is like my point. That's like my hand. This is this is the point, is that that's a big round.

That's not a small round. I mean, I don't know. What isn't it compared to I use a three hundred wind mag. Look at that on the right there. You just had it, those cartridges. Five five six. Yeah. Um, is meant for war. 30 odd six is meant for hunting. No, I don't think that's accurate. Yeah, that doesn't look realistic. That's what a thirty odd six looks like. Okay. In comparison to a quarter. So you look at it. So a quarter's about that high, it's about that big. That's a big round.

It's a round for hunting like elk. Like it's a very common round. Well see do me a favor and compare thirty odd six to three hundred wind mag. Compared to three hundred wind mag? I'm just scared dude. So three hundred wind mag I think is fatter. Let's see the difference. It's three hundred wind mag on the left. Oh, thirty odd six is bigger. Oh look. Okay. Is that real? I don't know. Which one's which though? I don't know. Um sh uh show me that one far left. Far left? Right there.

Okay, three hundred wind mag and thirty odds. So three hundred wind mag has a little bit more powder in it. See? See how it goes higher up? So it has more charge. It's a bigger round. But my point is that's a big round. So like a thir oh, three hundred wind mags a big round. Thirty odd six is slightly smaller, but it's still that's a lot of powder in that bad boy. That's a lot of firepower. It's a that's a

So this is what a lot of people have an issue with is the the wound. That there was no exit wound. It shot him in like the soft tissue of the neck. If it killed you it wouldn't you go out? Would you feel pain? But it would have left his body, you're saying? I think it would have blown a hole out the back. That's the thing. It's like nine millimeters do that.

Yeah. It just doesn't it seems weird that it doesn't have an exit hole. Yeah. It seems weird that you're shooting him in the neck and the the image from the back, there's a video of him getting shot from the back. It doesn't leave an exit hole. So it doesn't look like

It's that round. There's also the fact that this guy supposedly climbed on the roof with it and then assembled it, which doesn't make sense because if you assemble it, that means you have to take the scope off, put the scope back on, you have to zero the rifle out. Yeah, the guy who had uh who uh killed or allegedly killed Osama bin Laden. Who's that Mike O uh Mike who's the

I know who you're talking about. The Navy SEA. Yep. He was just talking about that. And I and I only say legit because I don't know anything about that. I I don't know the specifics, even though I read the frickin' book he wrote. Um but yeah. That he was saying that uh to be able to do all that and get off of that roof it all seems bizarre. Not only that, they supposedly d disconnected the rifle again, took it apart on the roof.

put it in his backpack, jumped off with it, and then reassembled it and left it in the woods? And allegedly was that a Dairy Queen, do you see that? You could shoot someone and go to Dairy Queen. It seems weird. And then also his family's denying that he He confessed. Yeah. They were saying that no, he didn't confess. And we haven't heard two percent of what they're saying about this is correct.

Have you or have you reached out to them or have they reached out to you? No, well I don't think they can. I mean they're probably terrified about their son's future in life. Like they're trying to pin this crime on him. Who knows if he did it or didn't do it? I'm not saying he did it, I'm not saying he didn't do it. But I am saying that the story of him

Climbing up there with a disassembled gun, assembling it, making that shot, climb it disassembling it again, climbing down. If that's the narrative, that sounds like straight horse. And the video of him hopping down does not look like he's a rifle when he's hopping down. So what what's happening?

How did he get up there? How did no one see it? Th there's so many things that are fucked up about that story that doesn't it doesn't totally make sense. But a big one to me is the actual bullet hole, the the the actual damage that that rifle does. Look but but here's another thing. Guns do weird things sometimes. Like bullets do weird things and sometimes they don't resp maybe it hit maybe it fucking center punched his spinal column and it did blow apart and it didn't go out.

It's possible. Have we seen have they get released any information about the autopsy? I don't know. I don't know. I mean you would think that uh I don't know what the specifics are, but I know a lot of people are very skeptical. Which they are about everything these days, which is also part of the problem. Well they have to be skeptical because the news is compromised.

And um It's also there's a lot of disinformation out there. There's a lot of like covering up stories, there's a lot of weird shit. And Yes. And then even uh other places can put out news that that that's bad for us. That'd be like, Oh well we'll put this out there. Um but did you see the that exploding mic theory? Did you guys talk about that on here?

I've heard that theory, but I don't know if that makes sense. I don't know. I've heard people talk about it, but I hadn't looked into it. It looks like he got shot. I don't know if the microphone's gonna hit you in the neck. Like how how do you know where the mic's pointing?

You're moving around a lot. How do you know when to make it go? That's a good point. They had it like on a shirt at a specific spot. But yeah, you're right. How would you know? But then the place where they It sounds like a gunshot though, and there's a delay between the gunshot and the impact. in terms of like acoustic readings. Like and I think somebody did an analysis of the distance they believe the shot was taken from based on the sound

You know, if if that is the round that they use thirty odd six, based on the sound of the gunshot going off and the amount of time before it impacts them. It's a very small amount of time, but it is measurable. Mm-hmm. And they think that it might have actually been closer than what they're saying, which is I think a hundred and something yards. I forget what the exact What was the exact distance supposedly? I think it was like a hundred and forty yards or something like that.

But the weird thing is like the this whole idea of assembling and disassembling, it doesn't work like that, man. And if the guy's not a professional, was he a professional? No. No, he definitely wasn't a professional, but I'm look you could get trained like shooting a rifle at a hundred and forty yards with a really good scope if you've shot a bunch of times with a rifle and you can keep your shit together is not that

far of a shot. You can make that shot. People can make that shot. He wasn't even wearing a bulletproof vest, even though they he uh did obviously get hit in the neck. But the thing is like if that's the narrative And I don't know if they're still sticking with the story, but that was what they were saying at first that he disassembled it and reassembled it. Reassembling a gun does not make it accurate. You have to zero a rifle in.

And what that involves in you get to like whatever the yardage are that you're trying it out, like a hundred yards and you know, you you Squeeze off a trigger and then you look through the binoculars or you have a spotter with a scope next to you and he says he says six inches high right. And so then you adjust it, you adjust the scope, and that and then do you get it where it's firing and you do it on a wreck. It takes a few shots, man. So you have a rep.

So that you're you're not Your rifle you're not moving the rifle around working a you know be human error can be attributed to the mist. And if you're on a hot roof, that was a hot roof, wasn't it? Most official and media accounts put the shot at roughly two hundred yards, with some investigative timelines suggesting a range of about 150 to 200 yards.

From Kir so somewhere between one hundred and fifty and two hundred yards. But dude, and also being on a hot roof. Have you ever been on a hot roof? I have. Dude, it's hot. Well, it wasn't that hot. Well yeah it was. It was September. September in Utah, actually not that hot. It sounds hot. Yeah, I don't think it was. I don't know. I'm not sure. It was in U I think it was in southern Utah, wasn't it?

You know, Utah's a mountain it's a mountain town. I mean Yeah. I'm my brother lives in Utah. I I'll I like Utah. Like I said, I was in Utah at the time. Yeah, I was hunting in the mountains. Well that's interesting. Yeah. I started getting all these text messages from people wanting me to comment on things. I was like what are you talking about?

I literally didn't know what was going on. But then I had to use the Starlink to get online. Oh wow. It's like the size of a fucking iPad. And you lay it on the ground. Incredible. That's cool shit. Yeah. But that's how I had to like research. Find out what the fuck people are talking about. But did you see the there was like the facility in Tennessee where they bought the f whatever the mic thing was, allegedly that that that place thing got completely obliterated. Sixteen people died. What?

What? If you can bring that up bring that Where they made the microphones? Where they made the uh lapel mic that he was wearing. This is like a this is probably conspiracy thing or something like that. Where'd you get this? TikTok? This is a conspiracy theory or it's something that's absolutely true. I haven't heard that one at all. I think James Lee said that. That's why I'm not uh that's why I don't know. I agree. It just I think it it

So my my point about the round is it's a large round and it seems like it would have done more damage and this is not my opinion. This is the opinion of many experts. Yeah. I agree with their opinion. I would it's not uniquely my opinion. I saw it and I'm like, oh my god, he got shot and then I heard it was a thirty odd six and I was like, hm.

That's interesting. It's a little odd. If you had to get shot by what what would you like to get if you had to get shot? You want to get killed, right? You don't want to get I don't. Shoot me with a twenty two. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'd take a twenty two. But a twenty two kills people. Where would you take it at the kill people? Taking the shoulder out.

Fuck yeah. Dude. No. You don't want to get shot period. I know, I agree, Joe, but I'm just saying if you had to get shot, how do you like because here's the left cheek twenty two and the tighten up. Take it in the butt cheek. Bang. I don't know. Not good. But no no bullet is good to take, but the point is that seemed like not enough damage for that kind of thing. But I might be wrong. Again, I might be wrong in that bullet spot.

if it hit the spine and it blew apart, but I just feel like you would find a lot of it in there. I dude Especially if there's no exit wound. Like where is how come you can't find The whole thing's bizarre, dude. Do you see the part, Jamie, that I'm talking about where that thing blew up? Okay, understood. And there may not be one. Thank you. I'm sorry. Oh you did? Okay. Um I don't know. I think I'm just scared and it's like, yeah, what do you think?

First responders rush to accurate energetic systems that sounds like a CIA operation. A facility on the line of Humphreys and Hickman uh counties that processes ammunition and explosives. But is this the place that made the microphones? So that that the the conspiracy said. The microphone was taken to this place to be converted.

explosion. Somebody found an invoice from it. That's what it was that that that was the piece of information that was going around. Who found that? Is that James Lee found that? Not sure.

See if you can find what James Lee has to say. He's my number one source of information. That's what I heard, dude. I ha I got to podcast with him. Did you? I got to meet him, dude. Yeah, is he cool? He's a nice guy, bro. He's fun. Yeah, he's like he well his his story's wild because he was working as a consultant

for uh one of the big pharmaceutical companies, like one of the big ones that we know, right? And he just couldn't say the name, but he could say it or but he never said it. Right. Um and then he was in a Zoom one time and they're like, Okay, we still have a lot of stockpile from the first vaccination And that's when he said they started suggesting

allegedly that people should then get a second vaccination because they had this first they had they still had more of the original vaccine. So it was just like a thing, well we have more of it, let's sell it back to'em and that's why And so he started getting like very So he started really getting skeptical and he then he got out of it and he said he just wants to like expose things that he feels like are not real. Right. Or true. You think he might be CIA?

Dun dun dun. You always gotta worry. I don't know. You gotta wonder. People thought Sean sh people thought Sean Ryan was cool. Yeah, I've heard people say that. Remember? Yeah. That was a thing. But then now people don't. Doesn't seem like he is. Yeah. Unless they're being clever.

I just want to be able to have like a family and just like think that everybody's going to be able to live. That would be nice. Yeah, that's the thing about ideologies and tribes. If it wasn't for ideologies and tribes, the idea is that we should all be able to live together. It's like but the problem is it's not fair the way the world's distributed. Yeah. You know? You know the statistic about the one percent of the world? It's thirty four thousand dollars.

You make thirty four thousand US dollars, you are in the one percent of the world. Yeah. In order for us to get cheap jeans and uh an iPhone that only cost a thousand bucks, somebody has to get paid squash. Somebody has to get fucked over. Somebody has to work long hours and live in those Foxconn factories where they have nets to keep people from jumping off the roof, you know? Yeah.

Bro, you know when you're working in a place and there's so many people jumping off the roof that they just put nets up? You got a problem. That's not a fun work environment. Hey, Ron's hitting the nets, guys. Yeah. Somebody comes back from lunch break and they just have the net marks on their face and they're like, ah, you tried it. But dude, it's just sad, man. I don't know. It's just sad. And we're better than this.

Yeah. Humans overall are better than this. Thank you. Yeah. So people that are not acting better than this are not they're not I mean, I know we all have mistakes and we all do things that are fucked up, right? But like at a point where you're like, We should all be doing better. Taking lives. And it's not if it's not the regular people, I feel like it's the governments, man. It is one hundred.

Because if it was just people, we'd all figure out how to get along unless you feel think those people. Or those people are the Goyum, or those people are the Jews, or those people are the Arabs or the Arabs. Whatever you decide those the other you decide to other a group of people. Yeah. Then it becomes a problem because it's us versus them and then you're back to the same tribal bullshit.

that needs to turn us all trans. That's why we need to lose our gender and lose our primate dominant instinct. And all of our territorial instincts Well I told you I was gonna mail my dick away. We're gonna be all telepathic with big old heads and little tiny mouths'cause we're not gonna use them anymore.'Cause no one's gonna have a dick to suck.

And then time rip like this. No one's gonna have a clip to lick. So you gotta have a tongue rate like this. And you communicate with your mind so your mouth's gets just gonna atrophy. And you're gonna get all your food through like a suck hole. You're gonna have uh just a straw to eat all your food. They're gonna figure out how to wave m make perfect food where it's just like you don't have to go to a restaurant, eat chicken or have fish. No, no, no. Suck on a straw.

Get all the nutrients you need in this fucking sludge. In this w the sludge makes it feels like an orgasm when you take it. That's why you get people to do it. Mm. They take it, it lights all their synapses up. Like when you hit that busy boy. First thing in the morning. Give me a hit of that real quick. My man! Let's go. It's because the first hit's the good one. Give me a hit. Ready? Just operate there. Yeah. Hit that bitch Ricky. Oh yeah.

Yeah, it's that first one. That's it. That tastes good. What's in that one? That's like a professional one. That's coffee. Ooh, that's delicious. That's a professional one though. That's a trap. Yeah, this one is for outdoors for outdoors people. Outdoorsy. But it doesn't taste outdoorsy. It tastes like fake coffee. I'll leave it over here if you do. Nope. I'm good.

I'll keep it. One hits good. No, no, no. I know it's a slippery slope. I'll be pulling into the gas station to get a Escobar later. Ooh, Escobars, they fli those are the ones remember you were like you said you were hiding from yourself at night. Yeah they Yeah. Sometimes I'd be ashamed, so I'd take a hit and I'd blow it into my shirt. Wouldn't want anybody to know I'm doing it.

But your tight shirt that bitch fucking cut right off the armpits. That's why I wear a hoodie. Just leave. Pl put over the top, over up like a monk. But tell me Joe, like what are some th I can like give me some ho like what are some things that yeah, that we can do to keep us in a space of given ourselves the best chance to um

To feel human'cause yeah, one day you're gonna go to a museum and there's gonna be a smile in there. Well it has to happen on an individual basis, right? Everybody has to be human to each other on a an individual basis. And sometimes it takes something chaotic like a tragedy, like nine eleven, for people to just be cool to each other. You know, I remember w I've talked about this before, but post nine eleven everyone was so connected.

Everyone was smiling. People were letting you get on the on the highway. They were letting you get in their lane. They were waving. Everyone had an American flag on their car. We've been attacked. We were united. You know, and it's just sad that it takes something like that for people to realize like this is a gift. To be alive in this incredible country at this incredible time in history. But we are under the rule of tyrants.

You know, and I'm not saying that's the US government's tyrant or an I'm not it no individual, but every government that is in control of military, that is involved in these exchanges with other countries, they're run by by tyrants.

Someone's a tyrant, whether it's Putin or this guy or that guy or whoever is in charge of Iran right now, they they keep the people on the street from using the internet, they kill all the protesters. That's the problem. The problem is people in power. It's not people. Yeah. People generally are good, especially when they're not starving. When they're not starving and they're not desperate and they're not being attacked. Most people Generally are good.

obviously dependent upon how you grew up and what you were exposed to when you were young and what kind of horrors did you have to see. Were you in a war torn country, you know, were you in a third world place where the cartels run everything? Did you see those kids in Gaza with like they had like they were playing uh

Doll and they were like it was like they loaded their doll up on a stretcher, like they were fucking heartbreaking. Bro, imagine like the just the trauma. If you lived in that place pre October seventh. It was not fun even back then. It was an open air prison.

most account. Oh yeah, they were taking settlers homes. They were just c they'd come and knock into your home and then eventually just take it away. Well there's a there's a attitude that a lot of Israelis have that it's all theirs, you know? Dun dun dun. Exactly. Okay, this is a dude named Mike France. Not it wasn't James Lee reporting. Mike Franco. Killed sixteen employees, injured several others and and registered as a one point six magnitude seismic event. Yo

The US Chemical Safety Board confirmed the site produced cast boosters and miniaturized shaped charges for military and industrial use. Conspiracy theorists allege. that AES was the manufacturer of the miniature shaped charge used in Charlie Kirk's assassination. They point to a four hundred twenty five thousand dollars develop Department of Defense contract awarded to AES in May of twenty twenty five for extra small anti personnel demolition charges.

possibly used in covert operations. The timing of the explosion Just weeks after Charlie Kirk's death has fueled speculation that it was a deliberate cover-up to destroy evidence and eliminate the personnel with knowledge of the technology. So there's the pager attacks, the Lebanon Pager attacks.

Here's the my problem with that explanation and I'm not saying that I'm right and they're wrong. Yes, my problem is I don't see that thing exploding. Yeah. So that microphone I don't see it exploding. I don't see fire coming out of it. If you have a gun and the gun goes off six inches from someone's neck like that, you're gonna see a charge out of the great point.

And if it's a small device without a barrel, something has to propel that energy and that's an explosion. And if it explodes, you're gonna see it explode. Unless they've developed some sort of way of hiding that. Yeah. That I don't know. But if I'm but if they're talking about conventional gunpowder and what they use for bullet rounds, that doesn't seem to make sense to me. I don't know. Yeah, no, that's actually a great point that you said. Yeah. I agree with you.

It's kinda kinda seems like that thing with spark. Yeah. I mean, it's close to his neck, it's blowing his neck up. I mean, it seems odd that it can do that without fire. Υπότιτλοι AUTHORWAVE There might be some new technology that I'm not aware of. Let's find out that. Is there any technology that exists where you could have a projectile come out of a small thing like a microphone that's on someone's neck and not have fire? I don't know.

Um I don't know, it may hip to some stuff. Yeah, it should make it head hurt. But there's also probably some stuff that we're not hip to. Oh for sure, dude. Right. They come out with stuff all the time that we'll never see probably. Yeah, I mean they have drones that look like bugs. Looks like a bug. That's crazy. You're just sitting there spraying uh raid on something that's watching y'all fuck or whatever at night. That's crazy. Christy Gnome's husband. Oh yeah, boy.

He had them murfers on him, huh? What did he do? Was they did anybody explain what that was about? Was it really just like a Halloween costume or something? But then there's some other ones where he's kind of lipsticking. He actually But it could be he was fucking around for like He was giving Kevin Spacey in a lot of that. So you could feel the Kevin Spacey come doing some of those photos. But here's the question.

Is is that a costume he was wearing for funsies? Or is this like a dress up thing? It could be because if it is a costume for funsies And then somebody finds it on your laptop, like like I can explain. I can we're just fucking around. I was doing Wanda from In Living Color. You know? Yeah. I ain't the one to gossip, so you ain't heard it from me. Yeah. I mean Was that Wanda? No, which one was Wanda? I forget. Dude, how great was that show, dude? Amazing show. Did you love it? Amazing.

Amazing show. One of the greats. Dude, we would go in our neighborhood afterwards and me, Larry, Eddie, Wayne King, just guys off of my street, do we go out there and impersonate all of the freaking characters. Hundreds of messages, blah blah blah blah. What do you mean, blah blah blah? Messages about what I don't I said there was three models of wimp. Oh, Christy Nome's husband. Didn't she just get let go or something? Hundreds of messages. Oh.

Is this real, right? Or is so the post has not confirmed the details reported by the mail. This is what mail? The Daily Mail? Let me tell you something about the Daily Mail. They just made an article saying that uh I'm moving out of Austin. Oh that uh I'm fed up with Austin and moving out of Austin. That's not true. And that was published by the Daily Mail. Right. And also didn't Christy Gnome just go through something where she got let go or something? Is that right? Yeah.

And not just let go, but involved in a scandal. There's some sort of a money scandal. Sometimes this kind of shit follows that. It's hard to know, but. He also looks like who's that actor right there he looks like a little bit. What are those boobs? Those are crazy. Will Arnett or something? No, not Will Arnett. He's got crazy fake boobs. Like they're not That's all it is.

So how do we know he's got to be a little bit more than a little bit easy, bro. Joe just got tricked, bro. Well, I I don't think they're real. I mean I thought they were like a fake one that's a big thing. Look at that shit. That's crazy to me, dude. So supposedly there's letters that he was sending to girls that you make me dress up like a girl. But look again

Isn't it crazy that she's involved in some sort of a scandal that's about money? And then this comes out. And then this comes out. I agree. at a certain point Forget about him. Can you find out what she was let go for and what what's involved in it? Because there was some sort of a campaign fund scandal or something that has to do something with money. A lot of money.

You gotta get a little suspicious. In this day and age. Oh yeah, it was the the the campaign commercials she got in trouble for'cause it's like they hired like someone she knew and they they're like she was riding a horse. Right, but th there's something about the money being inappropriately spent a hundred and billion dollars or something.

Let's not comment until we have the specifics. Do you Joe, do you think that things would be any different um with America's relationship in the Middle East right now if D if uh the Republicans hadn't a won the election, if Trump hadn't won? Or do you think it's all the same It's a good question. It you think it's all the same like Geppettos in the distance like running the strings and it's all The last administration funded the proxy war in Ukraine. Right.

And they were two hundred firm tied to Christy Gnome secretly got money from two hundred twenty million dollar DHS. Uh ad contracts. Dude, for$220 million, you could put tits on my husband for$220 million, you know. But you know what I'm saying? And I'm I'm I'm I'll and I'm not even a gay guy. Right. But now they're painting her out to be a nutcase, right? Right. Because her husband's a freak. So this firm not saying that he's not a

Yeah. Right? He might really be in a dressing up like a girl. That might all be real. That might be put on leggings. Yeah. I mean he might have autogenophilia, right? So but also that might be coming out because of this and there's probably a bunch of people that got some money and they're like, Let's try to make this ugly. Yeah. Oh yeah. Well it that's scary too'cause it's like Who knows?

I mean we we don't know anything about the case, right? We don't know anything about either case. The money missing or his fake tits. Yeah. I never had no fake tits. I mean I've done some weird shit here and there. Steve almost got a pair of fake tits. Did he? Yeah. Uh I agree. But he's in that, you know, the constant perpetual state of having to one up himself, doing something more and more ridiculous every time. Do um

What do you think is gonna happen? You think we're gonna be okay? I hope so. Of course. I don't know. Do you think about it? I'm confused. I can't believe we went to this war. I when we started bombing Iran, I was like there can't this can't be true. And what about Lebanon now? Israel's invaded Lebanon. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like, just fucking stop like what do you need?

Well, they're trying to st uh supposedly they're trying to stop the terrorists. Yeah, that's crazy though, if you're the fucking terrorist. You know what I'm saying? Like if you want to stop'em, fucking stand in front of the fucking mirror and start there. But also what do I know? What do you know? You're right, I don't but it's all just like fuck, there's gotta be some way that we're better than this. And that if the if they can find this out then obviously hostile intelligence.

If a media organization finds this out, you can assume that a high degree of confidence at a hostile intelligence service knows this as well. At a former CIA officer. Mark Polymeropolis. Damaging information like this can be a tantalizing lead for a hostile intelligence source. They approach the person and say, If you work with us, we won't expose this and if you don't, we will. So yeah, he's posting these online and someone came across them is what it sounds like.

Yeah, it's cr yeah, I wanna wear w leggings. It's all crazy. We just have to focus on the things that we can. Like Matt McCusker, he started a garden. It's like ten to the garden that you can have, you know? He grows blueberries and he grows um He grew one he actually he grew one blueberry, his first time. During the congressional hearings, Christine Gnome was probed about accusations of conducting a taxpayer funded affair with her former aide. Cory Luwendowski

Who has since left the Department of Homeland Security. Corey Lewandowski, dude? Dude, I was in a fucking fantasy football league with that guy. For real? Yes. Pull him up again, yeah. No kidding? Let me see a photo of him. Mother effer, dude. She's pretty hot. C Lu bro. Oh, this is a different dude. Yeah. Uh so that guy was the guy who ain't banging her. Okay.

Supposedly, allegedly. Who knows? But y again, when there's a m a bunch of money that's missing and there's a scandal, hundreds of millions of dollars, weird shit starts getting Tossed around that throw ya House of Cards, baby. Go rewatch it. That's I think that's probably the most accurate depiction of how the government works. Kevin Space is a fascinating guy. Well, everybody in that show was great. Yeah. All right, dog, we gotta rep.

Dude, that's fine with me. I thought you were I thought you I was staying here'cause you're here. No, I love you. I love you tonight. But I have things I gotta do. Me too. Um are you gonna be around tonight or are you going going back? I might stop by. Um bus boys.

In theaters April seventeenth. So that's like two weeks from now. Let's fucking go. Two weeks and a few days. Yeah. Um let's fucking go. Thank you for looking at come and talk about it. I'm excited for you. And just to see you. Yeah, I'm excited too, man. I hope it kills it. Yeah, I just think We tried our we did a good job. I'm sure. Dude, he's so funny. Yeah, I'm sure he's awesome. But um thank you for everything, dude. My pleasure. And it's good to see you and you.

Yeah. Come by tonight. Let's hang out. I'll come by. I have a show tonight, but I'll come by. Where you at? I'm at this moody theater. I'm practicing for my special, so I gotta get ready. Um what time are you at the moody? Seven. Okay. Well come by. We'll be there till I'll I'm gonna be in in I'll I'll be there for a while. Okay. I'll come by and say hi after. All right. All right. Beautiful. Good to see you. Jamie, thank you so much. Bus Boys, April seventeenth, go watch it.

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