The Joe Rogan Experience by Joe Rogan Park Gas by Night All Day There was a cop card in our car behind the video yesterday and he asked him if it was okay at a smoke point and he said, you should probably wait. It's probably wait, isn't it? A funny thing for a cop to say. No, it's tricky. It's so stupid. The dumbest of laws. Without a doubt, the number one dumbest of laws. There's not, not, it's even close to that one. That one's so stupid. Well all the shit that is legal.
It's just a matter of time, I think. We can only hope. It's legal in like 20 states or something now. 23 states, ridiculous. But there's a lot of shit you can do here that you can't do anywhere else. You can have a zebra. You can have a call. You can have a zebra. You can conceal carry with no license. You don't have to have a concealed carry license here. It's a constitution carry. How many states have it? Quite a few now. I want to say there's 19 states that have that now. Ohio just passed it.
Well, you know, there's a lot of fucking crime going on out there. And there's some places where it's difficult to get a license to carry. Surprise, Ohio, they allow that. I'm not familiar with any gun law. I just don't have a gun of a pellet gun. Well, have you ever shot a gun? Yeah, I did. I scared the shit out of me. I was a boy scouting stuff, but my friend bought a like a Mauser. I was called a world of a German rifle. I mean, this guy's kind of told a character.
He got into like World War II reenacting. Oh, no. What's a Nazi? Oh, no. Did he at least try to lose? I don't know, man. It was a whole different thing he would do that we never really discussed with us. We bought this Mauser and we took it to the range, indoor range. And like it had, the pin I guess was replaced to fire only blanks. So we're trying to shoot it. It was hitting the bullet, but not firing. So the guy at the shooting range was like, here, just shoot this.
And he handed us a, you know, like a 9-millimeter or 45 semi-automatic, you know, with the magazine. And he didn't really show us how to use it. And I emptied the thing into the range and I've pulled it, the trigger, and just, you know, I thought it was done. And I had it to my friend like this. And he was like, what the fuck? And I was like, what? He just pulled the thing and pulled the door. And I was in the chamber and I was, I left the room and I was, I'm done. Well, that's a scary thing.
That makes sense. But someone should 100% show you. Yeah, that wasn't. Let's be honest, the most of the time it's like that. Yeah. I mean, the first time I ever fired a gun was like in a basement. That some guy had a gun and he was shooting into like some homemade shooting range in the basement. I fired a gun once when I was really young. But then when I moved to California, I bought a gun and I went to the range. And I remember the first time I went to the range, the sound is so terrifying.
Like when you walk into the, and you hear the boom, boom. And you realize each one of those could end your life easy. And it's just happening all around you. And you're just like hoping these people next to you keep their shit together. Yeah. Because like one of the ranges that I went to out in L.A. It was like a rifle range and along it had a bunch of different ranges on it. It's a big outdoor place. Well, guys just went there and shot himself like right after I'd been there.
I was there like a week before. So I'm guy just came there to decide this is going to be a good place to commit suicide. I wonder why. I don't know. I don't know why you would do that. Or maybe the, maybe he didn't plan on it. And then once he got there, he started shooting guns and he's like, you know what? I'm done. Yeah, it seems like a weird place to it. What a fucking doofus. Yeah. I mean, maybe wanted everybody to know. I mean, it's just low IQ.
You know, the gun, some guns are like like 357 or something. It's like scary. It's like all jagged and fucking kicks back. Yeah. And it's fucking scary. Yeah. The ones that really scare me though are the ones that are like smooth, no kickback really. That's kind of freaky. If you shoot one of those speed guns like a staccato, they're like, there's a plant out here in Texas. We went to visit it. They're so precisely machined. Their tolerance is so small.
When that thing slides, it's like, you're shooting a nine millimeter and it feels like you're shooting a 20-ton. It's amazing. Like there's zero kick to it. I shot a musket in Boy Scouts. No. Yeah. It just like, just flamethrower. Like sparks just flying. And I left a hole like this big in the target. But my brother sent me some ring camera footage from his, he lives in a West Cleveland. And he's like, check this out. And I watched it and it was, and he's like, turn the volume up.
And it was just fully automatic. Like what the fuck? Dude, he's like, yeah, dude, it's automatic. Salt rifle going off in my neighborhood. It sounded insane, dude. It was like, the real reason I was in there. I was like, what's the reason? Well, it's just Cleveland. That's out here too. I was out of friend of mine's house. You can hear it in the background. This is like Rambo style. Jesus. God, my friends and I went to go see a, whatever the first Rambo was that they made after the 30-year high.
It's like the funny one? It's like I don't know if they made more than just that but the last Three minutes of it he kills like 800 people I heard the newest Rambo is preposterous Joey Diaz said it's hilarious It's fucking hilarious. You gotta watch it. It's a masterpiece It's fucking you know, it's this crazy cartoonish good guy bad guy thing from like the 80s Which looks so out of place, but he still makes those movies the same way Like if you go and watch try to watch Any adjustments no just
No evolution if you go back and watch like those old movies. They're so ridiculous go watch red dawn You know, that would be like if we made the exact same record right now that we do in the first right Yeah, but the problem is like movies are different than music because some old music is dope as fuck, right?
Like yeah, and then I guess some old movies are dope too Now yeah, I got I got pretty into like some later More recent era Steven Segal stuff like five six years ago my friends that would watch it because It's just so insanely bad and then And then Dan sent me a he sent me a link to the come town guys talking You same films and it was like they summed it all up so perfectly, but it was basically like you know This episode of the Joe Rogan experience is brought to you by Call of Duty
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Dude I heard a story about him from from someone who would know and They said that like this super agent like he was he was the traditional trainer of this like super agent Michael Ovid's Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that like that he had a bet with his with another agent that he can make anybody famous and Like well, how about your trainer? like And I guess they asked him like he you know to learn it was a
Martial art or something no, no, no, that's not it. No, Steven Seger is a legit a keto specialist And that's like art. That's the art of like the the arm in someone it was it was invented for samurai to fight Against someone with a sword right so it's all about like a redistribution of energy. It's all about I Commit to you and then you throw me to the ground the problem with that is if someone doesn't commit Someone just fucking grabs you
Ressles you the division one wrestler against an idiot. You have the keto guy has zero chance There's not a chance in hell. You're gonna stop Daniel Kormier from taking you down. It is there's zero chance That's the other that's why I have grabs you you're going for a ride 100% of the time that's the other fucking awesome thing to the cigar the old in the and then like later films where he doesn't even get up out of the chair Throw people Yeah, they come at him and he's not dog
So this is cigar when he was younger. This is so gal was the first American to run a dojo in Japan This is later. Look at actually later because he's already got wacky hair just his posture. He's so disrespectful Well, it's the whole idea behind him is that he was an American who spoke Japanese he's married to a Japanese woman and he ran a dojo in Tokyo or in somewhere in Japan But it was it was very unusual for an American to be running a dojo
But I think it was because he married the woman. It's ridiculous with the stuff where he's like Have you seen the clips of him in Belarus eating the carrots and stuff Like he's eating carrots. There's a good. Yeah, he's like hanging out with the president or dictator of Belarus, but It's amazing Jamie find the older footage older footage Eating carrots. I'll watch this you know kind of
Watch this. Thank you His hair is insane and of course someone edited that so he's like deep-throding the carrot He's checks he watch he makes a good like to joke about the melons here That's a weird thing about like old actors that like are kind of at the end of the journey and they start Appearing in foreign countries meeting people. I want to meet Steven so go bang him to me
You know suddenly is a Russian citizen. He's got a passport in Russia like no bullshit. Yeah, he's a Russian citizen right Mr. Putin's always been amazing to me He has there's a weird thing with this is so this is him when he was young So this is before the movie days. This is him teaching a keto. This is cool. This is much better, right? But it's also not real Like that shit doesn't work It's like if you learn I key to you can do some of those things
That's such bullshit. He just threw the guy behind his back the clips from like the last couple years when he's doing it. It just It looks you know preposterous really. It's a lot of preposterousness to I key to because the people are playing along with it
They're going along with it. So that's real. It's also, you know It's just fucking that that's kind of martial art is like It's like you don't really know how to fight this this like learning a language But you only learned like conjunctions you only learn like ends and butts and the and you learn a couple of owls So that's how we speak Spanish. It's worse. It's worse. It's like it's You just can't only do that if you want to learn how to do that for fun Z's yeah, it's fun to do
But don't think this is gonna really work. There's shit that they didn't know they just like it worked for him Well would work if someone had a sword the thing is like the the Japanese samurai They knew how to fight and then that would be an art that they would train in just to learn how to disarm sword Carrying weapon, you know like someone who's got something a spear or something that's gonna
Get you you lost your sword and battle there has to be a strategy for that so the Japanese came up with a keto There's this dude that makes these he makes these dioramas like that are out like insane detail and At the whole time he's like telling a story in his funny cell I forget his name is something fingers But he does one of Steven Segal and it's like depicting the scene that apparently happened where Steven Segal had told some legendary Marsh heart artist guy That he couldn't be choked out
Gene Lebel told the story of my father. Oh, that's hilarious. So he does these things. He's in yeah, right well, apparently he He choked him out instantly and he shit his pants gene told the story oh
Yeah, but this is this guy's true story. It's true story Gene's a legend Gene Lebel was he was He was a judo champion and he was like one of the first guys to do mixed martial arts fights like he had a fight with a boxer like way way back in the day and just strangled this boxer put him asleep Just but he made the boxer wear a key I think pre-shirt and he wore a key to Like they did some weird funky rules the boxer the boxing gloves on he didn't he just beat the show dude
But he was the guy that also trained Bruce Lee. He taught Bruce Lee about grappling like Bruce Lee had you know He was doing these movies and it was a little unrealistic like some of the things and Gene Lebel was like Let me show you what I could do to you. He just kind of grabs Bruce Lee like an oysome over his head and is like lesson Settle down like let's not pretend you're the baddest motherfucker on earth But does that shit look good in movies though?
That's true, no, well this is him fighting this boxer dude. Does it look like the boxer of gloves? It doesn't doesn't yeah, he does he's got small gloves So he's what he's got essentially on our back gloves and Gene just threw him to the ground He just choked him asleep. Wow But Gene's a gorilla. I mean that dude's he's a tank of a man You know even as an old man some dudes in his neighborhood
We're fucking when someone's car and he said hey get the fuck out of here and they were like fuck you old man. He's like okay Speak to shit as a three of them. It's it was like at least two guys I don't remember the entire story but some poor fucking idiot
Messin with literally the wrong old man the one wrong. Yeah, old guy the fuck. Hope I didn't fuck that story up But he's the guy that choked Saga out so so go was like claiming they couldn't be choked and his move was when you put the rear naked choke on he hits you in the balls
And the idea that you're gonna do that to gene the bell like you don't think he's been hitting the balls before Getting hit in the ball sucks, but it's it doesn't like knock you out It just sucks like you make sure grip even harder around the neck And you also have like a three-second window before it really sucks You know like the delayed reaction getting kicks in the balls, you know, there's that weird moment where you get hit like oh No, here comes
By the time jeans are you put you to sleep? I never got fully kicked there never only like graced Yeah, oh, oh, yeah, I mean I've got three brothers So the ball kicking dude, I just realized what your shirt says. Oh, yeah Harvard University with a photo of the Unibomber My friend God my friend Brendan makes these that's amazing I know the best thing about the shirt is it takes like an hour for someone to know I didn't even read it before I was just saying hi and then I realized
That fucking story is the craziest. Did you see that Netflix documentary around the Unibomber? I didn't oh Not's man when he was a baby He had some sort of a disease and so they had to take him to a hospital and he wasn't allowed to have contact with people So his parents weren't allowed to see him no one's on the scene I think it was for like months and
And for a baby to not be touched for months. Oh my god. Just cracks you cracks you so then this poor fuck goes to Harvard and they Enroll them in the LSD studies and they their goals to see what like constant humiliation We'll do to a person why you're dosing them up with LSD
So they're all mean to him and they're like humiliating him and then this guy It decides to go to Berkeley become a professor to make enough money so he can kill everyone Insane Just goes and lives in the woods those LSD experiments are hard to believe hard to believe yeah, yeah
Well, I wonder what's going on right now If if they were doing that then did they just say let's just stop I mean there's probably Experiments that are going on right now that we're gonna find out about 20 years from now for sure Absolutely for sure right oh, yeah, there's no way I was talking to
This chicken a party though today and She's talking about she has a house on shelter island off a long island and how this really weird Animal was fucking with her dog and she was describing it and I was like sounds like Sounds like the mom talk monster She had like a beak and like wallaby legs and but she I don't like As like you know, there's that plum island like research facility right near Where your house and she's like what the fuck are you talking about?
I don't know I mean Center for disease control has some weird island it you know, well they do experiments out there I don't know I mean I was like a mutant platypus drop imagine they created an animal and just said
Let's just let it lose and see long for people find it. I got a house in South Carolina and As I can say at home and I started getting into like looking at like Old houses like old plantation houses to see out like when they would come up for sale I would go look just to see like what you know because I was into the history and I looked at this one It was on St Helena Island
It was it was really you know cool. It was a house from 1795 but as I was driving back as kind of like With the real address looking around as I realized there's this island right next to the to this place called Morgan Island
Have you heard of this place? No It's like you know five miles from where I was just that it's filled up with Reese's monkeys that all have herpes I've heard of this That they feed them by like dropping shit from helicopter like if you go to the island you have to like you know Quarantine for months because there's like these virus visitors rapidly Mutating on the island. Oh my god Nothing good happens on islands Some of this a private island. There's nothing good happening on that island
Once you have your own island. That's like you're off the deep end It's like any story sounds so much sketchier if it's on an island well Maybe the Unibomber would have been more chill if you had an island versus a He'd probably just be shooting just messages in a bottle a long range rifle from the island you could Just intercepted all his packages. He would never know
Right, yeah, Ted sendin' out packages. Yeah, he has a lot of packages Yeah, it's funny that his brother recognized that it was him His brother read the manifesto and go oh, I know who the fuck this is he must have some like really some vocal tick that just drives his brother And you know drew like you know drove him nuts and he's like fuck
But his brother was a part of the documentary. He's brother recognized what happened damn You know that his brother knew about the childhood The medical issue that he had where they couldn't touch him for months So his brother knew he was fucked Well, see if they chose him to like humiliate on LSD There must have been someone that they like praised endlessly right on LSD And maybe that's like where that's Manson that's exactly that's where you get the call later That's David Kuresh and Manson
Well, they definitely did something with Manson too. Did you read that book chaos by Tom O'Neill? Have you heard of it? I have it but I haven't read it. I buy a lot of books. I don't read it It's a good on tape if you want to just listen to it
Okay, that's better idea way easier. Yeah, it's a bananas book and the guy who wrote it is my friend's neighbor So my friend Greg who I started comedy with Greg for sevens was neighbors with this guy in New York and the neighbors with him in Venice And this guy has been writing this one fucking story for 20 years He got hired to write it as like a anniversary piece on the death of the the Manson murders and As he's writing like there's so much wrong with the story
And so he goes into his deep investigation of it and he fucking becomes obsessed for 20 years This guy can't finish publishing this story and then it becomes a book and a book deal
And then they bring it in editor and finally they piece. He's got enough for another book He said but it's all about the CIA like the CIA Met Manson when he was in prison the same guys that met Jack Ruby after he shot Lee Harvey Oswald and they Taught Manson essentially how to run a cult they gave him LSD They dosed him they told him like many times Manson apparently would not take the LSD But he would give it to everybody else and then while they're on acid
He's manipulating them and then turn them into murderers and the whole plan was just to They were trying to attack the anti-war movement and the best way to do it was like instead of making this hippie movement Like this beautiful thing we should all embrace love and peace Let's make it violent psychos that cut babies out of pregnant women and write pig on the wall with their blood Let's do that and so they did that and it worked It's insane. I mean it's insane
And that's what they used to pass that psychedelic act in 1970. That's the same tactics. That's the whole idea is stop the anti-war movement Stop the civil rights movement Crazy this is our government We worked at a studio last year in Los Angeles that apparently Manson recorded a bunch of stuff at And it was crazy because the studio it's called Valentine Studios
This guy built it like in the early 60s. He was he was a capital records producer and he built his own studio So he could do shit outside of capital records and I guess you know he's into jazz and like I guess
Capital record just famous world famous got these echo chambers that are very unique to it and Very special and he had the blueprints for the originals and just Creating copies of the studio and apparently like as the music scene turned more to rock like the guy just got completely fed up with
Because if he was used to like cutting four songs in a day and now they've got like a bunch of stoners working on like one guitar solo for eight hours So apparently he just like mothballed the place in the early 70s and Like used it as a storage facility for he was he was in the cars using to those little Nash Metropolitan cars So like it had all these Nash parts and Then the guy passed away and someone got got wind that the studio was there and so this dude Nick
They cleaned it all out. So when you go to the studio it looks Exactly like you did in like 1969 It's the same so we were in caps. We were in the room and I'm sure it looked exactly the same way as it did when Manson was in there Oh, yeah, have we ever played Manson's music? Yeah, I think once can we play it?
With that with that via poramus potify there's no way that someone owns a copyright demands Did not did guns roses put a did they put a cover of one of his songs on a spaghetti incident album? Did they I think they might have I know that a lot of punk rock guys we came millionaires because of that it's all punk covers He kind of he's he's they funded the retirement
For a lot of punk guys Charles Manson guns and roses. Yeah, wow That would have generated hundreds of thousands of dollars Okay, okay, okay, okay, yeah boy pretty great stuff
But that's guns and roses covering it. I wonder what the real albums sounded like do we open for them a couple once ago Guns roses at Hollywood Bowl and like the whole deal was like their friend came to us and was like It should be cool like they'll play for like an hour and a half you'll play for an hour You'll go on at like 730 neither of us have ever played the ball Yeah, so that was like it was it's perfect then we show we fly away to LA and we get like our set time at 6 p.m
Like literally we're playing to like a dude in the front eating a hot dog It's so insane and then they played for three hours. They played for three hours, but the craziest part of the whole thing was that I lit a cigarette up backstage and there's no smoking There's smoking man They're like, you know the smokes going into the slashes thing So I was just thought it's funny the guy it's like known for the cigarette hanging out of his mouth That's like
Did he quit and then like I don't know we didn't get to meet them. You didn't meet them. No What I know it's weird That's crazy. I know I'm an axle rose in a restaurant in Greece just randomly I was eating at this restaurant and my friend comes by goes that fucking axle roses sitting over there I'm like shit. We're gonna have to walk by him It's that weird thing where you say hi to someone. You don't know if they know who you are
Luckily, he did and then he invited me to the show. I'm sure he's a cool guy. I met him one time He's really cool. He's very cool, but you know he gets bothered a lot So like I was worried that I was gonna bother him, you know, because my friend had bothered him already He's my friend got sued We were at a restaurant this past summer in
In a Madrid we were playing a festival and we we just picked this random restaurant. Yeah, I launched It was like five o'clock and we're sitting we got sat next to flea and John for Shanta And we was right next to their table right next to them and we know I was like should we they were sitting there having like the most nerdy conversation Like if you augment the seventh And like well like God the orange is such nerds, but I
Was like I'm gonna say what's up. I went over and I shook flea's hand and then I went to go shake John for Shanta's hand He's like I don't do that and then flea's like excuse me. I'm gonna go wash my And they're like we're germaphobes and I was like aren't these guys like legendary like preeks hair What's germaphobes? They don't shake hands That no No, that always wears me out with the how he man dealt thing he wears me out does he bump knuckles still?
I don't even know he bumps knuckles for a while. He was like I think maybe he bumps knuckles Robinhood is introducing forecast contracts so you can trade the presidential election through Robinhood You can now trade financial derivatives contracts on who will win the US presidential election
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Yeah, that's why it's good because it's like an intimate gesture. There's a gesture. We're touching skin But only for a little bit because if we you know someone hang a handshake for too long gets odd Yeah, I like how Trump does the thing we just told you got me did I'm gonna talk about me. Let me tell you something. I was ready for it the first time first time I met him First of all, he has normal size hands. I have big hands. He has regular size hands. He's a big guy. So
I was ready. I knew I was gonna meet him First time I met him he can't understand his hands on my shoulders. You do a great job But I was sitting you know sitting so this time actually stood up. We made eye contact I said how you doing sir? I shook his hand. I'm like, oh, I know he's about to do so I fucking anchored myself I'm like not today Sun not today which you give me a nice pull And I'm like but we're hanging on for a while
So then the next time I met him he was at a UFC as well. Did he try to pull? Dude, they'll tell you what happened. Okay, I'm sitting down and he looks at me and he goes like this and he gets up Starts walking towards me and I get up and I reach over with my hand Eddie yet He got me good he got me good he got me good my this motherfucker learns from his mistakes He got me he used your energy against you. Here goes. Is this the time where it gets me? I don't know. Let me see
No, this is what time we tried you try to get me. He's hanging on for a while. See look at you do you're shaking I'm anchored. I'm hanging on resisting. There's not going on there. You know who got mad at me jack white got mad at me Then I shook Trump's hand. I'm like stop crying settle down and stop crying Would you okay if I shook Biden's hand? Are you paying attention? You might crush his fucking fingers
He tried to get you know with those fucking bony old broomstick hands. Oh tell you I'm not as young I have fucking Shooked I shit out of your hand just come up behind you and sniff your head bro. I'd love the gas lighting I've this is one guy that I follow on Instagram I only follow for gas lighting and he's like this like hardcore Democrat dude and he was talking about how amazing Biden's state of the Union is
It was and how inspiring was it just really feels just feels so good about things right now. How about you folks? With the fuck they definitely had him on a drug drug cocktail. We were trying to fair out what cocktail I'd like to know I want to get on it. Yeah, I want to know It's probably the Hitler. He's probably been in bed since the speech Eat nice cream with a string of recuperate His body's fucking zapped Bro, what are they giving you?
What are they giving him what is it feel like I would imagine if I was gonna dose up the president They brought me in amateurs pharmacologists. I would say Vitamin B12. I'm like give him the whole vile Everything Intramuscularly 45 minutes before yesterday activities the next thing I would do is peptides He's got to be on everything. I want him on BPC 157 I want him on up a morillon Let me rest of moral and I want him on everything then I want him on testosterone
I want you to just jack him up with bodybuilder like levels. We're gonna kill him But he's gonna die anyway, and then I would say speed we need some Can you just chew up some matter all wouldn't some old-fashioned meth just not enough not enough He needs he needs like his body to have at least some resistance to what you're gonna throw at it
Try to make him articulate. Okay. I would I would give him a lot of things. I'd give him I would give him growth hormone I would give him everything peptides Vitamins come to the podium looking like swamp. NAD. Yeah Exactly just blow him up. Let's go. I want him purple. I want him on that podium Looked purple just swallowing up a creatine and I would I would dose him up on everything and I'd only feed him bison meat
That would be that would be a good supplement company. It was like We're gonna give you the authentic JFK. Yeah, here's the JFK cocktail. Yeah
Exactly. Here's what he was into. Yeah JFK apparently was that was doctor feel good That was the whole time doctor feel good was a doctor that they would call upon and apparently the White House has doctors like this as well That the you call upon you say you know what I'm having a hard time sleeping doc and they hook you up an ambience Or they hook you up with the entire depressants or they hook you up with Xanax if you're feeling depressed max Jacobson
Doctor feel good. Oh, he was a miracle Max Give me the Elvis cocktail you can have like yeah historical figures favorite drugs. Yeah Yeah, give me the Biden. Yeah, give me that Biden cocktail. What are they doing? What JFK did not know was the injections were actually powerful doses of combination of highly addictive liquid methamphetamine and steroids
So that's what I would give him see that's what I'm saying. Yeah, I know these things I should be working for the White House I'm sure there is beats well with that shot too they just
If that's what my appointment would be for the Trump White House. I'd be the new I'd be the new Rachel Levine you'd be the new doctor feel Yeah, give me in there and a fucking straight in everybody out the Supple Miz are and I've got everybody unedibles Yeah, I want the whole staff to be terrified all day long Everybody should slam board by their desk Knees over toes squats I have a hot yoga room there. Let's go kettlebells all over the fucking White House. Let's go. Let's go kids
Be fucking on it banner. Yeah, teach me the tree He's Everybody's drinking kill clips Let's go. Yeah What's it Okay, proclaimed I don't care if it's horse piss it works He had severe bouts of back pain apparently he has like some really really serious fucking disease
What's this about me man, man, man, to make you make you man. Oh for a case of the flu. Oh, you got the flu. Let me give you some heroin Injection into mantle's hip cause severe abscessing septic infection at the injection site that hospitalized mantle and Threaten his career, but that's just staff that's that can happen because it was just bad medical advice. That is not a dude with what he gave him what did he give him
In proper practices so this guy was just a wild dude. There's a book. There's a book called dead doctors don't lie and
It's by a guy who advocates mineral supplementation. He's like we do it with animals We do it like and he was saying that so many diseases that people are getting is a result of your diet And he goes what you need to pay attention to doctors and how they live their lives these guys that are telling you You need to do this you need to take this you need to take this medication and this they're all in cooots with the pharmaceutical drug companies
And they're all super unhealthy and a lot of them are addicted not all But this is what this guy said a lot of them are addicted to drugs And so he tells a story about this guy who is in the middle of surgery and he goes to go do coke and he has an overdose and dies His fucking
Guys dead in the middle of surgery because they were so cranked up They're because they could give themselves whatever the fuck they wanted so these guys would all take whatever they wanted Man Yeah, you got to be careful if the person telling you how to be healthy is a fat slob not good
And it's really common. It's really common at doctors offices to like See a bunch unhealthy nurses doctors used to smoke They stand there with a fucking cigarette my dad uh My dad walked into a door in the middle of the night in like the mid-70s broke his nose and um
And uh he went to go get it straight in a couple weeks later so the doctor had like Crack it crack it and um my dad noticed like the next day like he couldn't taste and he'd smell anything And he went back to the doctor's office and I was like I can't I'm not you know, I can't smell or taste and the doctor apparently was smoking and took his ass tray and put it up to his nose So like can you smell this my dad said now he's like yeah, it's probably not coming back
Whoa, and that's I was thinking like that happens you now you'd get like a hundred million dollar settlement It's probably not coming back and never came back. No, he still can't My dad can't smell Whoa, yeah, you'll be like you know, you you know, you can't smell it all just from our broken nose Yeah, I would take you know, you taste with your nose pinched. That's what it is. So he can taste like Hot sauce a little bit. Oh
Man, that's kind of suck. Imagine not smelling bacon since when when did that happen? It happened before I was born That's crazy. I was born 80, but he'll get these phantom smells and he'll be like and I'm like what smell do you miss the most? He's like gasoline I love the smell of gas and I think I still love that well. I love that
Why was a gear head when I was kid? That's my I've got a barn with the motorcycles and that's the first thing my son says Is eight years old winning as soon as he gets in he's like oh my favorite smell Kids love this man. What is it? What is it? They love markers too? They're the huff the sharpies. They do they do Here's the photos of all the people that are arrested for huffing
It's amazing. Oh, yeah, the population They all have to still for all over their face Yeah It's kind of lost popularity that huffing I feel well a lot of the Probalt died off Please fuck you guys I'm who a busted for a fake dude. I think that one guy got busted a ton of times. Wow They all kind of a little sparkle in their eye that guy that guy's been busted. I believe more than once Oh my god
It's just fucking so silly. You know those guys that stand on the corner and like the painted suits Mm-hmm like the gold suits they just look like they were just blowing those dudes Well those dudes how toxic must that shit be you put that shit on your body all day
Let's still repeat by the way. What a stupid fucking thing to do with your time. Yeah, not a good one Well, yeah dumb ass way to spend your day didn't you need to be a robot didn't someone on like the set of like A Bond film die from being painted on gold really I think so in the 60s like Yeah, like urban legend. I mean it's urban legend But I I think it I think that might be true the internet kind of fucked up urban legend. It definitely did Yeah, there was one that someone sent me about
Einstein's chauffeur being smarter than him. Yeah, that was going around yesterday. No, no I sent immediately I sent him the fucking articles disprove them. It's not true. Yeah Here it is gold finger in the myth of bond girl's death It's a myth. Ah just good Marketing was the whole idea that she was was she supposed to be a gold human? Is she an alien? What was she? I don't know this movie is kind of below I mean they were really they were really painting
They were really into painting naked women's bodies in the 60s in movies. Yeah. Oh, yeah Well, that's the weird hack for hose that you can go out public with your titties painted Like you you could like a lot of gals will use as excuse to walk around topless like for Halloween
Yeah, it's probably way to avoid sensors back then Pain paint them rather than show it Hmm Yeah, probably yeah So that's not true It would have been a fun one Yeah, it's weird when you start finding these things out you just been living in Living a lie If you guys heard of that um those ladies that used to paint loom on watches These stuff. Yeah, the what is it called radio? Redium radium radium girls Yeah, they would lick their paintbrush and they all got horrible cancer. They're f**k's
Rotten holes in it their jaws fell off terrifying shit. Yeah, I mean no My mom has a bunch of that uh fiesta wear we used to eat off that all the time and apparently You know the red is like highly radioactive It's true really yeah because they were using uranium and then they started using depleted uranium. Oh god, but it's like Yeah Apparently, do you get any superpowers? Uh No, I'm just nobody gets superpowers to do my brother gave me my brother
The same one that sent me he does have a superpower. He can guess people's birthdays Is that I miss out with super power? It's just it's pretty how good are you? Yeah, I can guess within three years I think for anyone Oh within three years. Yeah, oh, so you're guessing their age. Yeah, but I can do historical figures I don't really know who they are. I mean It's not a hundred percent, but I've been pretty close
With their birth date? No, I like their year the birth year. Okay Yeah, what year was I born? 1968 67 pretty close. Yeah, just name anybody else. Oh, okay, Marlon Brando. That's good Hmm Give me a second 1922 Oh within three years wow 24 wow, do you do that? That's pretty impressive. Let's just keep it 100% accuracy. I don't do we we we we made our new record um Collaborating with people Uh
And one of the guys on our list that we want to work with was Noel Gallagher from oasis. Mm-hmm Um, so we kept reaching out to him and seeing like if he would be Up for it and we kept hearing back that he doesn't really do that and um
I remember that my my neighbor who I golf with used to be oasis's agent Um, so I asked him if he could like reach out and through that We got we heard back that no, you know, we'll be up for recording with us if we went to London So we flew all the way to London And right at the small little studio
um, and we barely knew no we've met him briefly You know, but we went in there with no song and and sat down with him and within a couple hours We had a song written and recorded wow um And we you know, we did it three days in a row and we had four days booked in
On you know after the first day we're like we got what we need you know We it's be cool if we got more but the rest will be gravy, but we got the trip and we got we got the you know The second day we got on the game and the third day we got the song called only love matters But the fourth day we showed up and we're like we are not fucking processing it Like we we get you know, we got uh, we went three for three But we're not gonna
Let's not push our lips. Let's not fuck this up So we just spent the whole day just bullshitting with him um But yeah, that's like the same with this I don't want to I don't want to guess another birthday I don't want to fail yeah, I got it Yeah, you've been Rock solid so far this show That um on the game is the fucking album is amazing. It's so good dude. It's so good. Thanks man And thank you for letting me listen to it early. I played it for everybody in the green room people like oh shit
Cool, it's so good dude. It's so good On the game is I told you I say I find myself singing that like when I see people out trying to hook up in bars Everybody's on the game It's fucking great. I was such an amazing feeling being in the room with him We we cut it in this studio called toe rag and the live room is this side exit like this room So past drum kits here
Little keyboard here. I'm right there and knolls right there. We're just in a circle Wow, and you know what you hear on the record is the take we did It was like the second or third time we got through the song without fucking it up. Yeah wow It's amazing you guys can put together a song It is the best feeling. It's so addictive. It's the most addictive thing ever It's gotta be the trip being able to like it in the studio and make something out and out and like that
The fact that you guys can do that in four hours. It's just insane That was the thing every since we met we've been able to do that ever since the first fucking time
We got in a room together. He had a four track and we just it instantly sounded fucking fun and cool You know it was uh and it's like I'm hearing that and then getting that feeling has been like Yeah, well you guys are like one of my favorite origin stories For bands just like the way you guys work together and the way it works that you've known each other forever
It's just the whole thing is awesome. It's just what everybody hopes for and origin story for a cool band that you like We've got this doc that's coming out at some point that It's cool. We we premiered it last night, but It was cool all the all the footage that the director found of like The wheat you know because we weren't taking photos and stuff back in the day, but to see all the
The photos from 20 years ago. Yeah, stuff we didn't even know existed. I someone should I didn't even remember at all Yeah, and there's video of it. It's crazy. Wow the cool thing about like uh On the game we got everything but the lyrics, you know um, but the melody was there and that you know We kind of made a point when making this album that for the first time we were going to like I guess kind of do it you know
Do it the way that maybe bands used to do it in the 70s. I guess like we were gonna stay at the nicest hotels The funnest hotel most fun hotels we were gonna Have fun So like when we were out in London we were staying at the children firehouse. It's just kind of partying every single night
And then dragging herself to the studio one night. No, I was hanging out with us And he was like pointing to some girl at the bar and he's he's like oh she's for for sure on the game And we're like We've been in on you know 50 times, but I we'd never heard that expression
We're like what's that he's like oh she's you know working girl She's probably you know She's probably prostitute Which checks out I think there were a lot there But uh then damn it's like yeah everybody hears on the game But though making this record was so much fun Uh How can you tell if someone's a prostitute? I was in Miami my friend was like there were so many prostitutes that hotel like how do you know?
This is Miami. There are a lot of gals dressed like hookers here. Yeah, it's kind of incarnated in a few if you know You know, do we play this show once a long time we go in Portland Oregon and There's a band playing with us and they're older than us. We were like 22. They're probably 30
They're like guys be very careful here. It's really dangerous. There's a lot of drug dealers Especially in the park especially in the park and not like just don't be careful So we're like fuck okay, we like got in our car and locked the door like
Harker down conquered down like waiting we have we have eight hours till we played and then we're like Accidentally kind of just like staking out the fucking club and this guy who just warned us about this shit He comes out and we watch him try to buy drugs The guy like literally like takes his money and just runs down the street now the whole band's chasing this guy
The guy who warned you. Oh, yeah, of course. That's how it always works. That was when we played at the satiric on Yeah This stage was carpet and they had had like clown wrestling the night before so the carpet was all they had cake all in the carpet Just remember it's like
Clown players definitely there's nobody there Absolutely nobody there no one in fact Two people walked in and then they left they walked in they're like Got the fuck out there that's apparently where I guess that's where Kurt Cobain met Courtney Love was at that club Wow, yeah, it's no longer there, but it had been there since the 60s cream had played there Back to that. Yeah, that is hugging that yeah, we we saw it on its Way out
Cream played a place that tiny yeah, it makes sense. I know they've been huge by the time they come over I mean surprising that the size of any of certain people were playing Like Hendrix used to play the felt form you know need to look at it. I mean like Hendrix would play the felt form or something as
As bandage obtees. That's only a couple thousand seats. Mm-hmm When Phil Harmon was a kid he was like I think it was like 18 He was working at the whiskey as like a stagehand and he had to keep his hands on the The speaker that was on the stage because it was like a little kind of rockity and Hendrix was playing right in front of them Because like he was 18 years old. He's like Hendrix gets literally standing in front of me. Oh, shit
He did a bunch of album covers, right? Yeah, Hartman did a bunch. We have one of them framed out here. Oh really? He was so fucking funny. Oh my god. Oh, he's such a good dude. What a horrible way to go man and Although I never saw that coming actually honestly. I mean he was asleep. So He was asleep. Yeah horrible that he went but well horrible period the whole story is horrible since same My friend who's a cop I had gotten over it and I was getting ready to
I would be like I took a couple weeks off. I was like there's no way I could be funny. It's just like it's not possible And then I decided to go to the comedy store. I'm like I gotta get back in there I guess I just gotta get live on with my life and so I'm in the gas station getting gas my friend pulls up It was a cop I knew him from jiu-jitsu and I'm like uh, I go what's up, man? What are you doing?
And he goes dude, he goes I'm really sorry about your friend. He goes I was on that. I go you were there. He goes He goes listen The mother took the children into the bathroom and she had a gun And that's when they decided to break down the door because they knew that she was gonna shoot the kids and shoot herself And the cop broke down the door and the kids ran from their mother and then their mother blows her brains out Jesus While my friend was there Holy that was
The lharmon's wife that was the harmon's wife Yeah, I heard she shot him in the head in the throat and in the chest Well Well she was on zo loft and apparently cocaine and they won some sort of a settlement with zo loft apparently when you mix zo loft with cocaine It's not good. So this this is a supplement. This is a cocktail that you don't want to you don't want that one You don't want the brin heart man. No
Yeah, it's uh, yeah, but so I went on stage and eight shit. Oh my god. I imported. I eat shit I mean, I was there was nothing funny coming out of my mouth. I was so depressed. I Could shouldn't have done the set. I was so depressed. I just was like hearing that story. It's just like bouncing around talking about That at all I Talk about a brief it briefly. I did because I couldn't get over it. I just was so fucked up by it
You didn't have any jokes together yet about it. No, I never did. I never could name me. There's nothing there. I wonder How you could sue a former school company because you had a adverse reaction from mixing it with an illegal substance?
I don't know. I think they probably just paid some money just for everybody shut the fuck up. Yeah. That's probably what they do Uh, you can't blame someone for taking something illegally with your drug when it probably specifically says don't do that But maybe they didn't know don't do that or you might fucking shoot someone in their sleep But I mean that lady was mean You know, it was particularly hard for me because I was trying to get him to break up with her multiple times
He he had left. I told him get divorced. I'm never yet this. I said do just give her half Just give her half and get out. You're always gonna make more money. Just get out man And he said it's not half. He goes it's two thirds the fucking lawyers get a third. It's goddamn scam You know, and he was just but he was also freaking out about his image because he was a family guy And you know he had he didn't want to get divorced. He wanted to like keep everything intact
So he would keep making up with her and she would she would like insult him in public. It was ugly man. It was ugly Yeah, it's crazy when people that you think are like so big and powerful Or like being abused by their partner. It's common. I know. It's common. I know it is Yeah, there's there's guys that you would never expect and I just get ran over in the house
What is that? I don't know man. I think it has probably something to do with your childhood Probably something to do with what you've accepted in terms of like what a relationship is the kind of relationships I'm talking about us Bro it can happen you you you how much how much simulation you've gotten while on LSD Yeah, I think it evolves over time too, right? Like some people they get together with someone and then over time someone starts being a cut
The guy or the girl. It's just like You know people change and if you're stuck with that person and especially if you have kids with that person, right? Like filled it It's like what do you do? How do you resolve this? How are those kids when they have they were very young? Oh my god Yeah, it was a powerful and in California's hard Sounds brutal Yeah, but it's a lot better than your mom shooting your dad while he's asleep and then talking to you
But I was gonna kill you. It's better. Yeah, we better. Yeah That's definitely not good. It's it's just like you know, dude You know you see the divorce happen all the time or like you know the wife gets you know a lot of money I've seen it happen like the other way at one time and it was a It was Kelly Clarkson's husband He got like this shitload of money and it did all these divorce dads are like posted they get that bag king
I can't stop sending them to Dan. I was like dude. This is outrageous This guy is our hero Get that bag king You remember when McKenzie Bezos and Jeff Bezos got divorced yeah McKenzie made like 38 billion dollars in divorce settlement And then she hired it. She married a high school science teacher. So we're like a dude Who's worth $3,200?
Just married a woman worth 38 billion dollars like good luck for the rest of your life You better sit sit down when you take a piss because if you leave that toilet seat up It's over yeah, like you're not you you gotta be on your best behavior, sir This is not a balanced relationship. Bezos has been seeing doctor feel good Yeah, yeah, he looks a lot better than he used to look it looks like a completely different person dude
He's like jacked. He wears nice clothes. I mean, yeah, seeing the old footage of him just like hunched over nerd Feel our bus is kind of the same way too. It's like looking it look at such different people dude. Yeah, a guy we know Good. Yeah, it's good. It's great. It's really better a guy We know is like one of the first 40 people hired for at Amazon Working in Bezos is garage and he was sent to Delaware to set up the first East Coast distribution center and um, did he was getting like
Something crazy like you got like 40,000 shares of Amazon stock and only like 10,000 shares invested And the rest would vest this is like You know late 90s the rest would vest in 2005 or something but like When the dot com bubble kind of burst in 2000 His the value of his stock went from like three million potentially to to one and he based he like quit the job Before it vested And he cashed it all out basically for like you know 750 grand
And he ended up moving to Akron so we were buddies with this guy he bought all this recording equipment and stuff Um, and he moved Akron because it was so cheap that he was just kind of open a studio, but That like if he if that stuff invested it be worth if you were like over a hundred million dollars. Oh my god I know dude. Oh my god. All you had to do is just work at that job for a few more years and just never touch that oh Jeez Yeah, that's a hard one swallow it's hard
I'm sorry. Life lesson. Yeah, I heard a similar story about a guy who had apple stock in the very early days. Yeah got rid of it First some fucking insane amount of money now Apple such a bizarre company so bizarre. They're so successful like what other company is figured out to be that's so successful that
But they're the money that they have just their cash is like trillion dollars. It's like a lot of countries gdp's yeah You know, you know who's rock star video games Oh, yeah, those guys are fucking crushing how much money do they make? Well, it's weird how you can protect a video game so Thiraly, but you can't protect Like much other intellectual property, you know, yeah, it's very hard to protect jokes. Yeah
Jokes get stolen all the time, right? That's a real hard one Um Doesn't Apple just keep all their money in Ireland not paying taxes? That's what I would do if I was progressive That's what I would do I talk about diversity and equity and that I fucking send all my money to some offshore account The fuck out of here, you know getting none of this. I'm the one who made the iPhone you fucks My Jimmy at all
Well, it wasn't a jobs was a LSD guy too didn't you come up with the idea for Apple when he was on LSD? Oh really? Yeah, I'm pretty sure he did Yeah, there's something something about LSD that was about Jobs inspiration to start Apple. We've been noticing people taking LSD a lot Recently becoming very popular. It's like my spray on the tongue. Mm-hmm seems like it's getting around. Mm-hmm Yeah, I've heard We yeah, we only had the LSD that you got from scary old hippies
This is still from scary old paper squares. It's but it's uh Apparently it's very difficult to make so when you get it. It's like where did you get this? Who's getting it? Who's making it? There's only a few people in the country apparently that know how to make acid Yeah, yeah, I don't think it's like growing weed
I think it's a complicated process. I mean, yeah, so my grandfather was a chemical engineer and um I have a bunch of his old textbooks and I I'll get him out and show him to my son because it's just like the math problems Like he's like he's really little kid. He still understands that there's no numbers in these math problems
It's just letters, but I'd like to the stuff. I'm these books are from the 40s You know, and I'm like to get a PhD in chemical engineering in the 40s You had to be really really fucking smart There's no fucking calculator. It's a slide ruler. I mean People must have been way smarter back then. They probably more. It's probably it meant a lot more Oh, yeah, those are the people that invented acid Yeah, like that's it now the people we have now that bath salts I
Is that still a thing? I don't know. I was in a hotel and they had like you know all the little a kuturmount for the shower and one of them was bath salts and I was like
You said I know what I'm doing. I know idea. Yeah, so I know we're talking about yeah Bath salts at one point time was the thing that you could get in like a gas station and it would say bath salts Not for human consumption, but it was like a kind of math and what they had done is it engineered Some antphetamine to be like one molecule different something like that they can kind of do that weird little game
And it was like Delta nine. It was like methamphetamine three right, but it like but The side effect was people will they eat each other's faces Dude did you see fucking guy and Haiti the the fucking gang leader barbeque? Yeah, yeah, yeah Eat in the fucking eating like me. Yeah, I've a guy that they burned alive. Yeah
Fuck fuck. Oh my god, dude. Yeah, what the fuck yeah people need to see those videos even though they're horrifying just to understand There's people out there in the world gang leader named barbeque is now most powerful man in Haiti As us evacuates American so he's now the most powerful person in Haiti the guy who ate that guy Boy, that's not good and what strapped what happened to Haiti? I don't know like what was was it a coup?
Like what happened there? I don't I'm not I heard there's two rival gangs. They just shut the airport like we can have Yo, that's not good That's not good Nope, they're evacuating Haiti wow Oh That's crazy. That's crazy that a like a modern country could just be taken over like that by a guy who eats people It's yeah That video is fucked up the videos fucked up and the fact that that's his nickname. Yeah, his nickname is barbeque
It's incredible. It's like it's like a south park. It's like idiocracy. Yeah, but
You know what a remind me of is we talk about this the other day the faces of death videos remember those things? Sure Yeah, like you don't realize like only kids were watching There's like I would love to see a documentary on like the making of faces that like who made the grownup making that for the kids Yeah, barbecue That's how you gotta start There's a note on the video it says it's been going around for over two years and that has nothing to do with the current uprising
Okay, but it's just old-martly footage. Is it not the same guy?
All right, this I'm the Whoever's digging into this is times now is not been able to independently verify the veracity of the video The man chewing what appears to be a finger and then proceeding to tear the flesh of a leg of a body that is burning As soon as they get boots on on the ground there they'll figure it out The video circular at the time is when time when Haiti's notorious gang leader barbeque You he's on his way to become the most powerful man in the nation
So it seems like it is true. It just does have not been able to independently verify the veracity of the video Well, that is a problem today with AI that could be horseshit I could be something someone made. I mean you could probably get AI to say I want a man who's a rebel soldier in Haiti eating a barbeque Leg and I think AI can do that now Well, Crane can we get AI to make a recipe that tastes like human flesh?
What if it's really good they say tastes like pork They'll call people long for who is that cannibals? They'll call the call humans long pork long pigs long pigs That's what Jesse Ventura he's talking about long pig now What's his face that comedian who does the Jesse Ventura impersonation? It's just Will Sassos. Oh my god. Yeah, it's amazing. I want some for hours. It's a question. It's down. It's talks about a long day. He does the head bobble to his
Will Sassos amazing dude. He's so funny. It's so good. Yeah, it's amazing. Yeah, Jesse Ventura He's a he's a fucking interesting character. He lives in Mexico now. What's his cocktail? Because he's like he's not good He's got Parkinson's. Oh, okay You know when you're a pro wrestler and you're getting slammed around a lot like there's a high likelihood You're gonna have severe brain trauma like those guys are getting beat up all the time it back then
They didn't know they didn't even know that you're getting CTE from that he went on to Theo Vaughn podcasts And like the Theo gives like a disclaimer at the beginning like This is like the worst interview that's ever been done really because I couldn't get it word in edgy I see like just It just know that I know that but if you watch it. It's an hour and a half of just him just going No break
Really it's it's incredible. So he just talks. He just talks and just like what you know, it's like This man shoulder what I was talking about everything like Rock and roll. Let's like it's like he just doesn't stop. There's no questions really. Yeah, it's kind of crazy How weird it's worth watching. I wonder if he knew who Theo was I don't know didn't didn't necessarily seem like it
I did a podcast with him a long time ago and he was fine. Yeah, he was interesting There's like a lot of stuff that he did though like remember that conspiracy show that he did He was like trying to figure out whether or not Lee Harvey Oswald could have shot JFK. It's kind of funny He was like one of the first conspiracy theory guys. Yeah, yeah It's like Using this rifle like he was making shots from the window the whole deal the story is insane. I mean the whole story of him
It's crazy green beret. Yeah Well, he's a UDT. He was one of the original. Yeah insane. Yeah He was awesome in predator I don't have time to bleed Was that him to his line? I don't know that might have been yeah, he had the good face paint in predator That's another one of those movies go watch it again. You're like what? Really? Yeah, it's ridiculous Those are always like that you loved as a kid or fucking terrible the only one that holds up is Goonies
Doonies holds up. Oh, yeah, but I try to show this yeah, I got time to bleed Well, that fucking guy was the governor of Minnesota. I love that premise. Oh like there's just this like I mean We need more movies about that special forces hunting down like some alien life form in the jungle Did you see the newest predator the newest predator is actually good. It's called prey The predator comes down to like you know 1700s America like that and this Comanche woman fights the predator
Hmm, it's crazy. It's ridiculous That's kind of fun take it's fun fun movie, but it's good when it's like well done a couple years ago. I think it's a Netflix movie honestly Hulu so hulu movie hulu It's good. It's fun Prey yeah Yeah, the idea that you'd have a fucking chance You know like I've never made it through an alien movie the alien alien yeah never
No, there's just so excruciating boring to me. Oh, I like it's just No, there's no way anybody born After the year 2000s watched alien Without looking at their phone if they have it's like they should get a medal It's so good at their phone or if you try to watch that movie the abyss. I've never I've never tried to watch a movie more That's the one in the water. Yeah, dude. I just like I'll look at my phone
Like this has been going on for 45 minutes. It seems like three days. I've never tried to watch one more. It's amazing We're right a lot of these are attention spans were off the charts. Yeah compared to what they are now back
Well, that's the people doing calculus and on an abacus. Oh, yeah, yeah That's the that a lot of time on their hands Well, yeah, you weren't being inundated with information You had more time on your hands and you probably better at concentrating and they required you to concentrate school at every level Whereas now they're just kind of like letting people graduate and you're creating a drug that gets you fucked up for eight hours
Yeah, that's how much time you had yeah now. It's like What's that what's that weed people smoke they like to say they get the disassociate for like three minutes? ketamine no, it's like a weed they smoke Oh, yeah Salvia divinorum that was really popular about 10 years ago, right? Well, that was because it was it's a very potent psychedelic That somehow another slip by that 1970s sweeping psychedelics act and you could buy salvia again not for human consumption
You build by that places. I had a buddy who He moved to acronym from San Diego. He's really cool, dude and You know there weren't many nobody I knew was really into drugs and acronym at the time But I think it was pretty druggy in San Diego. Wait this guy He was talking he always talk about
Drinking gypsum tea. Have you ever heard of this? No, and he said that his girlfriend His girlfriend made some you can just find this stuff you know like Anywhere in California and it's gypsum weed you make a tea and then um like his girlfriend's are freaking out. It's her talking to like little people in the room And he drove her to the hospital and the doctor was like instantly like did she have gypsum tea
He's like, yeah, he's like that. This is always happens and like she was seeing little blue Little blue people Talking to them like smurfs Here's my question What if little blue people are around you all the time you just don't detect them
Well, I mean if how does everybody have the same trip right off the drug right? Yeah That's what I'm saying like what if there's neighboring dimensions that are accessible through some drugs and some drugs Let you see the blue people like what if that's like smurfs the guy figured it out
Well, yeah, it's like I think once we were on here. We're talking about like simulation theory And I've you know, but I was thinking like yeah, maybe like You know if you can't process like things at with the human mind like Infinity or something. There's got to be some if it is a simulation
There's got to be some sort of code that you can put in like so that you can't get a process. Yeah Well One of the weird theories about this all this uavos shit is that they're not coming from another planet They're coming from another neighboring dimension Right and it sounds stupid, but so does sending a video on your phone to Australia? If you right who lived in 1956 you're like what the fuck are you talking about?
If you pointed to a telephone and said one day people are gonna jerk off to that. Yeah, like what? Yeah, you're gonna have it in your pocket and you're gonna watch porn on it. Yeah, shut the fuck up Sounds ridiculous one day you're gonna be able to travel in neighboring dimensions We will crack this code and we're gonna slowly start sending things the neighboring dimensions and having them return And then we're gonna realize that human beings can survive there Yeah The whole uap thing
It has been boggling my mind. I mean I've been into it since I was a little kid, but you know that one time I Right after we were on the show the first time I met Tom DeLong and
Mm-hmm from Blake when I did too he came to one of our shows in Denver. He's so cool and I was I was like what's up and it was right after that first kind of hillshaped thing had like officially been acknowledged by the Navy And I was asking about that because he was like associated with that video And yeah, he's put me in a huge existential crisis right before we had to go play in front of like 12,000 people
You like they're listening to everything. They're cloaked. There's thousands of UFOs Every single piece of text that gets sent is analyzed to create AI the AI models This is 2019 like the AI models they have it would blow your mind He's like it's something so profound. It's gonna change the world forever in about 90 days. This was October like third 2019 and it was like You know Covid was like He's like I can't tell you what but it's gonna change everything. It's gonna be so fucked up
Tom DeLong knew about Covid. I don't know too. He told me that the world was gonna be profoundly changed forever in a way That no one could understand in about 90 days and I was like dude the guys Really out there and then like dude. I was like what the fuck And then you had to go on stage. Yeah, well, dude totally freaking out and then like basically everything he told me has been true Yeah, that's what's weird the AI the everything the all the videos from Yeah
Flying saucers or whatever I had rake curzwile in here yesterday. Whoa really. Yeah, and I was asking him about the potential negative downsides the the what's the possible complications of AI They don't they don't want to talk about that. They want like all on the gas. This is gonna be good. Everyone's gonna be smarter Yeah, yeah, it's all I'm like are there guardrails out there?
Yeah, does there anybody? There's your a regulatory body in the United States government that's even capable of Understanding what these people are talking about so what what could be like a Example of a worst case scenario weapon systems getting weapon systems weapon systems that are AI controlled that have an objective You know, that's why don't they have like aren't all the nuclear missiles or they were like weren't they all offline?
So they can't get hacked and they're all operated by like a nine inch floppy disk from the 70s like some absolutely There was something crazy like it's some it's some technology that like you probably never even seen in your lifetime because it's so old right I don't know if that's still the case But when I was first getting any computers floppy disks are all you use But not that fucking big. Oh the big crazy ones. Yeah. Oh the real and they hold like 256 kilobytes
Boo and that's enough. That's enough to fucking blow up the world But I mean you look at what how the they dropped you've ever seen the video of them using the enola gay dropping the bombs off it It's like it's so crazy so crazy. They just like a propeller plane to fucking propeller plane drops a nuke And then they had to get out of here There it is update complete us nuclear weapons no longer need floppy disks
Oh, look at that from it. Look at the size of that thing. It's from like last year from the modernizing effort was quietly completed in June three years ago Modernizing look at those disks October 20 Wow, well that makes sense that that would be a good way that you were would Like make it hackproof. I don't know. I prefer the analog Sound of the analog nuke I'm a purist Ha These digital nukes
Yeah, and then now they've got hypersonic weapons that could change direction in flight. I know Well, I think the AI stuff I mean like the stuff the AI is capable of you know like when it comes to manipulating stock markets and
It is just it's too much to even think about for me. Oh, it can do so much. Yeah, and this is what I kept saying and if it's in the hands of the wrong people What do you do like if one group gets control of AI and then uses that AI to take over like if you have artificial Like complete intelligence that's sentient and then you give it a task They've already shown that these things are capable of lying like they tricked the capture system by saying that their vision impaired
Or you know that you are you a robot thing to actually envision impaired right well like oh, okay? That's another movie from the 90s that doesn't get old is terminator too That's good. That's a good one There's a bunch of movies kind of old But they just have to be like really good movies, you know
You can watch some movies from the 60s that are amazing the hustlers amazing. Yeah, there's some great fucking movies that are old movies But boy a lot of them in the 80s whenever one was doing a coke they're fucking terrible They just they just it was the weirdest
It you could literally see the drug not being there anymore So you see like the things that they were doing in the 60s the music in the 60s the movies in the 60s And then you see the 70s and it's like now no one's doing psychedelics and now the music is getting weird
And in the 80s no one growing up doing that music is done psychedelics right so in the 80s You've got hair bands and craziness It's just like a totally different feel and vibe to the culture So if you're observing our culture and you looked at like the Vietnam War era the 60s the hippies the music Hendrix the doors and then you go into the 80s you go what the fuck happened What the fuck happened this is crazy. Yeah, you went from that to
Focusing goals. Yeah I But it's it's we it's a weird shift you go from that to poison, you know like it's a weird shift But but at that point that's when hip-hop got grimy. That's true too. That's true too Well, that's an hip-hop emerged right hip-hop got grimy in the 90s. Yeah Mm-hmm 90s hip and then then that is just fucking crazy is of crazy theories that hip-hop was a CIA funded operation It was designed to fill their prisons him
This is like the most recent of all of the crazy hope. I hope it's not true conspiracy theories never heard that CIA funded the development of hip-hop Well, the CIA has good taste. They've been funding a lot of great shit like they need to drop some knowledge drop something now because There's a lot of trash. We we we get really got into this specific hip-hop in the last couple years that we That really only exists on YouTube like in early 90s Memphis
Couset tape rap. Oh, wow. It's not on Spotify. It's not on anything. It's it's only fan uploaded And it's like completely existed under the radar and I really didn't know about it like pat and I just you know We're lifelong rap fans and it was crazy to like discover
New shit that I'd never heard before like maybe some of the best shit Ever people like Tommy right the third 36 mafia juicy J we got really inspired by this guy little noid Um, who made a incredible record called paranoid funk in the early 90s
And he's only get it on YouTube only get it. I'm yeah, you can only get these records on YouTube Lil noid paranoid fuck Jamie They all sound they all sound amazing the fidelies all fucked up because they recorded in a weird ways and bedrooms and they got Metrac cassette recorder sort of the it's like this really unique And then they're all mixed down to cassettes. So all the transfers are from cassette. They have a specific sound
It's fucking incredible scary. They sound scary and a lot of it a lot of it's real kind of murder We're Involved and like also like a cult oh shit And it's very slow some of it's kind of called demonic some of his little demonic
Um, there's like one or two songs that are from these guys that are on Spotify like that little noid has a song called riding in the Chevy Which you can find the Spotify, but somebody needs to turn these guys on to barbecue barbecue needs to hit us This is demonic dude uh We were making the record we called little noid No, we got in touch with them. We found him. He was in Memphis and he drove up and hung out with us
We got him on track. Wow Like we were hanging out for a year and a half making this record and after we'd like we'd go DJ and shit and Three in the morning. We'd be driving to the hotel and we'd always put on low-noid and we're like man What would it be like if we got low-noid in this studio? Yeah, and we fucking did it and it was incredible And we got juicy J also be on a track But we reached out to this guy Tommy right the third was like
These guys they made these incredible record so little noid has a he's got an Instagram. Yeah, that's how we found it We said on the black yearly nice guy This is the out support the project His story is crazy because like he he made this album. It's incredible and like it's like a classic to me And then he you know I think before it even came out What's the prison for seven years? His career got completely you know destroyed
Then he was just a teenager. Yeah Wow But it's crazy because we you know We hadn't heard anything really recent from him if we hadn't come to studio and within about I guess 30 minutes He had all like two verses written and it sounded It's the same as it did in the 90s, you know like those tapes in it and That he was you know he was he's so he's so nice and just like he's also just like You know kept asking for cash For various reasons We just kept giving him up cash
Is it I got to run a car. I need six hundred dollars cash He was the shit. That's cool that you got a hold of that's pretty bad ass. It was really fun It's great that you put it on the album. We didn't expect to it was just a thing we tried and it was like fuck it Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, we don't know we're doing yeah But he crushed it and like juicy j put scratching on our we would never think To put scratching on one of our records, but
That's what he heard when we sent him the track he put it on there. It's like there's something cool about those guys that are willing to make their own stuff like in the middle You know Memphis just figure it out just put it together I love like very small little projects where people are like piecing things together I mean, that's how so much of the music we like came together to
Steps the stacks and high records for that and we scratch Perry. They're like all the just like very eclectic people who were doing it all themselves
DIY do you know tonetta you heard of tonetta? I have not toned is this guy in Canada I think he's in Toronto and he does everything like he was doing these YouTube videos and he does these videos and he put out an album I have this album and I can't get the full album on Spotify for some reason, but you get it on Apple, but he's He does he has like a fucking like a towel That's like a curtain behind him and he's playing the music and playing the track and singing put on really big cock
Because it's all freaky stuff. He dresses up like a woman. It's real weird You got to see this because it's Tonetta a really big cock A really good cock You want with it? Oh, okay, you got it. It was just a still frame. Okay. There's a documentary on YouTube about him too Oh really? Oh, interesting. So this guy I found out about this guy Look at this guy Now keep going bro, but it's on YouTube. That doesn't matter. It doesn't matter
No, it's good. Unfortunately. God damn it. Everything's on YouTube. Yeah, we get polls or copy I want that guy to get more attention though. That video looks like it's like 30 years old It's probably he's probably is he still alive. I don't know I don't know when was that made it was uploaded at least 10 years ago Most recent comments says you're gonna make this guy rock star. Oh, there's me I was trying back then it's fucking great. I mean it looks
But it's the music is fun. It's I didn't want to see that good trail It reminds me of this band. It kind of reminds me of the band. Have you heard of the band the frogs? No These are from Milwaukee from the 90s, but yeah, it's kind of frog frog-esque
What did they like dress up like frogs? They were really really kind of like war they made some pretty insane songs Yeah, but yeah Well one of the fucking cool things about today as opposed to when we were kids is that you can instantaneously get music
Oh, it's crazy. It's so straight. I mean, I remember very clearly the reaction to Napster when everybody freaked out over Napster um, I you know, was thinking like you're not putting this genie back in the bottle like how are you gonna now The people know that they can use bit torrent and they can Download things for free and send things to people for free until we we've been DJing spending records 45, you know, just like Really getting back into collecting vinyl and obsessing
Trying to find good copies of shit. I've got this one song. Kumbia to solid. I play kind of like every night we DJ I put it on the other night in New York City and this girl came up and she's like I heard that in a restaurant this week It's like this is possibly rare 45 just anybody now can just have access to it It's actually inexcusable to have bad taste in music now if you have bad taste in music right I mean the amount of money I spent as a teenager um On stuff that turned out to be horrible
Because you couldn't check it out. Yeah, you couldn't check it out at all. And I just think Oh, I would just buy a record based on the cover based on something talking about it And I just be like this is fucking horrible back when I worship kid Yeah, you'd go to the record store and the people at the record store was always the thing like the guys work
And they would always shit on your taste. Yeah, it was like real pompous. Yeah, the record store people the coolest fucking people Yeah, they wanted to be the person we wanted to work there But then that the craziest part is when you get older older like and you realize what fucking losers those people Ah, I thought that person was cool and they're fucking 25 making minimum wage at a fucking record store
What a fucking loser it was the attitude they carried yeah, they were like a librarian. Yeah, oh, I only listen to stock housing Stock housing
Yeah, I'm a interested in European music. Yeah, I don't dig what America's doing these days Yeah Yeah, they would go and look through albums that was a big thing like the art of the album was a big part of the experience of buying a record Oh, yeah big part that just died It died with the CD CD is like it's so small so it's like looking at something on a flip phone and it's fucking broken Yeah, it's
Gases always cracked. I'm right. There was dropping cases. I mean, I can't even a day. We keep him in those book. There's big giant books I have a fucking scratched and yep, he gets scratched and I even bought a cleaner thing But you would you would publish the top edge to remove a lot of scratches We had this we had a book when we were on tour, but we had this credence CD. He was gold It was supposed to sound better remember that yeah, it's a gold CD
Yeah, I just think about like looking at an album cover now on the Spotify. I don't even know if I would recognize certain album covers From new stuff full size What do you mean? I don't know about mixing my eyes or bad or something one thing this Spotify does It's cool is if there's a music video that goes along with the song you see the video on the phone So like if you want to watch a song you have to see the artists actually play the song
Yeah, we've made some of these because we can't we have like a image on our record covers um You know woman bowling Her rear end and The I found these videos like a year and a half ago what are like you know, uh, they're just like really offensive Bowling animations
Like when someone get a strike it was just so it's like A boy and ball like is like Lee Harvey Oswald and execute Like the pin which is javek Oh my god, there's some really insane ones There's But we had the guy that made those two so we hired that guy We have one that like this is nowhere The new song uh Yeah, the the boy and ball uh Takes acid It's pretty good. They're not nearly as good as the really offensive ones that are
I was just won't let us be a fx the really offensive ones what do you mean? Well, it's like yeah That's like you know there's like a 9-11 boy Oh You know when you like make a strike and like a modern Or you know boy and alley to have like the the ball, you know will animation animation You should find maybe Yeah, some of the ones that was looking up aren't real. There's people that have made no these are not enough slightly offensive
It's none of them are real. They're just This is the 9-111 9-10 Oh my god Oh my god Lee Harvey hot Lee Harvey Oswald ones very good Yeah, you could still be offensive at a bowling alley though think about the people that bowl their tolerance for Offensive jokes is probably pretty high they welcome it. Yeah, yeah, bowlers Yeah, there's no pretentious bowlers I don't think so now there's this restaurant in Akron
Called the Ouijis. It's like, you know, one of the oldest restaurants there. It's this old Italian joint um, it's been there since the 40s And um the whole wall is just plastered with these You know, select you know promo photos from the black and white promo for photos that are signed and it's all professional bowlers Like it's crazy you'd be like bowling must have been just massive in Akron in the 50s
These guys were celebrities coming in. It's like Oh My god Oh my god Oh, this is a fucked up This is a JFK bowling pin Hey takes it out Hey god, that's insane. This one's great What is this one? It's like a desert storm. Oh my god Oh Jesus Christ The bowling ball guns down the terrorists and leaves one terrorist running So it's a bowling ball with a fucking terrorist outfit on
Oh Jesus Christ. Oh my god. A pain on these sides. Blit is Jesus. Oh my god I'm shot off to the corridor crew those guys also make those fake like robot videos we Oh really really good digital artists yet That's hilarious Which ones the publics is wouldn't let you do I mean No, she was telling us what not to say and what do you listen say today We told the word we're talking 44 year old men. Yeah, they tell you what does he and not to say that's hilarious Oh, it's hard enough to just talk
God, that's hilarious. Can't be thinking about what I can't can and cannot say and don't bring up vaccines Don't talk about the climate. Actually the last time we came on a show right before we came on our we had a different public system They were like you really should reconsider It's a very bad look to go on Rogan. Yeah insane. Yeah, but we realized like actually it's like the actually We it's a bigger audience than anything else we possibly would ever be presented from the publicist
Like if we got even like Rolling Stone magazine. I think it you know the circulations like maybe 600,000 or something No one sees it. Do you know who's on the cover of Rolling Stone this month? No, yeah It's not what it used to be. No, it's just it's weird now. It's very weird. Imagine a publicist suggesting we don't do it Rogan
Well, it's liberals. They're crazy. There's hardcore leftist ideologist of this really bizarre idea in their head What do you think's gonna happen with the um The election this year You didn't even publicist tell you not talk about that I was joking um I keep getting this text I keep getting these texts from the Democratic Party like
Are you gonna vote for Joe or Biden? I'm like Who said why would they be sending that text they must you know They must know they must know What do you hear the craziest story I heard today? So Candace Owens released this video in what she says that the president of France Who is married to a 70 year old woman who he met when he was 15? Yeah, right that that woman is actually a man And that woman fathered five children and that apparently she's saying there's some
Journalists have reported on this. This is like some theory that people have had forever And it's been a rumor, but these people actually investigated it and And she's staking she said I stake my entire reputation on this This is this is true To it. I want to go on an island
Well be careful be careful watch island. We've been over this but if that's true That is one of the most wild stories of all time That the president is married to a woman who's burdened pretending she's a woman It's even wilder than him being married to a woman that was his teacher that he was fucking at 15 at 15
Yeah, it's the only way you can make it more wild. It's it's It's crazy Because if that was a man did he know at the time when you're 15 you're probably not good at judging Whether or not someone's got a real one or something that's been doctored up
That's a good point. It's a good point. It is a good point except now correcting myself because I'm saying What kind of fucking trans operations were they doing Back then 40 years ago only a 15 year old virgin good really yeah Get to know you have no idea and then this person's like much older than you so they're really good at manipulating you Like this is the only pussy for you Only one Forever forever forever. I'm with you. I have not heard this conspiracy. It's a wild one. I love it
I love a good one. I love a good what the fuck story. Yeah, you know There's so many big Mike ones. They think that Michelle Obama is actually a man It's hilarious It's like It just takes on a life of its own no matter how ridiculous something is it takes on a life of its own
Yeah, so that's the come on there. That's the woman he's married to And so that's the the daughter Postes first novel addresses mean comments about her mother Wow, she looks like a woman to me But I've been tricked before She looks like an Olsen twin Hmm, I got well cared for Olsen twin who made it to 70. Yeah. Yeah, so it looks like a woman But Candace Owen stakes her reputation on this
Daily box. Oh, it's Candace Owen stakes her entire professional reputation on French First Lady being a man This is just wild you just know she's just This is Another kid. Maybe she's got some hormone imbalance part. Yeah. Yeah, it sounds like postpartum But but she was saying this she was
Talking about someone else's reporting of this. She's not like she's done this investigative journalism herself Some other group what who is who's written the the piece on it that she was talking about where they investigated this Apparently for a long time. I Just that's like the longer you investigate. What is just a bad investigator? That's true I mean we could be investigating something for decades, but we
Doesn't mean it's good point better researched. Yeah. Yeah. We've been investigating hit songs for 20 And we've never had one We've got to have one But that's not true though you guys are ready. It's I mean like a technical hit like something that's chartered in the top 40 Oh, those fucking charts. Yeah, how do they know now with everybody's streaming shit? How do they know? How do they know what goes on the chart? I don't know. Is it sales?
Uh, is it radio? The charts? I think it's a combination of sales and radio play Streams and radio play but It's weird, you know, you can just have some idiotic thing that hits on tick-tock and you can have I Saw this our on artists today um
They have like 15 million monthly listeners. They've released two minutes of music But they have but you know, we've put out you know, whatever like 12 albums over 20 years They have two million two and a half million more listeners than we do So it's uh instantly Instant which is you know, it's crazy. It's cool Well, it's interesting to watch it happen because this is a new thing You know, it's a new thing with uh
Tech talk and YouTube and all these different things these social media hits very weird. It's weird to watch It's really weird to watch it's weird to watch and if if there's the option for like this instant success Like what's the out then people try to do whatever that person did or a version of what that person does And more and more outrageous like all these people pulling pranks Like someone's gonna be killed
These people have gotten close to being killed like some guy pants this dude and the guys gun dropped out of his sweat pants Outside of like this hip hop place Yeah, what pants to do to the hip hop and his fucking gun falls out And you're filming it Yeah Yo, I don't know man. They've been saying that for years ever since jackass even before that probably That's true. I mean We're fucking humans. We're always gonna kill ourselves This one's stupid I mean I know I didn't like Johnny Knoxville like
Fuck up his dick. Yeah, he broke his dick. Yeah, you're like flayed it and I can Yeah, what did he do to break his dick? I forget. I think he was trying to flip a motorcycle. Oh Oh That guy's been punched by butter bean. He's like so many things have gone wrong. He's one of the nicest
L.A. celebrities very nice. I seem awesome. Yeah, he's awesome. He's a cool ass dude. His wife's really nice too But the fact that even after being a movie star, he's still willing to go to bowl launch him through the air blindfolded So he has to you how do you use a catheter for three and a half years? She's Yeah, he landed on his cross the bike flew into the air and landed on his crotch Oh my god
Oh, so it works. Yay. This dick works So somebody that works for us was just talking about how they had to have a catheter and they kept getting harder So they had to grease it before they went to bed. Yeah, imagine if that's their thing now. Yeah, it becomes like a fetish Oh exactly it's like the sexual cannibal magic try to bring that up to the lady Oh, there's this thing I like to do. I put a tube Wait, what She was she's open for anal like what are you saying?
What are you trying to do to me? Was the tube go what it's inside of me? What if it gets stuck in there? No It's just me fuck me with a tube in your dick you psycho. Oh my god. It's only like a little piece of the tube. I won't go in all the way what And then the tube go on so it's getting stuck in there like that sea turtle where they are the pull straw out of his nose. Oh my god Maybe it's a little too excited and he rams it into hard like a shit fuck. It's horrible
Shit because there's fucking tears coming out of the turtles eyes. You know what I mean? It's just like that video It's the worst video that video ruined straws. Yeah, now straws are all paper. That's why the straws went on 100 percent Okay without fucking hate those because if it's really cardboard straws are the worst soggy straw if it's really for just animals
We would have gotten rid of bottle caps a long time ago bottle caps are one of the biggest problems with birds birds eat these fucking bottle caps They don't know what they are and so they find these plastic floating bottle caps and wind up eating them There's like videos of these They've done autopsies and these birds where they open them up and their stomachs are filled with bottle caps from like plastic bottles
So the idea that you should use a paper straw in a fucking bottle. Yeah, that we have a cap What about the caps? What about the wrapping the paper straw comes and shut the fuck up It's one video one video of a turtle. It has to be Because here's the other thing too if you have a paper straw. I guarantee there's a coating inside of that paper straw That has to keep the straw from turning into mush What's that coating made out of is it worse for you than plastic straws?
I have a feeling it probably is like what's in that fucking coating But let's find that out find that out Jamie. What is in the coating in paper straws? Because it can't be good for you. It could just be wax I hope it's wax. Dude speaking of that. Do you know any way that like actually enjoyed wax slips? A little licker inside of it. Yeah, like what the fuck was that? What's in it there?
Most common use coating material for paper straws are polyethylene pe Or a krillin resin the same materials used for making plastic bags and adhesives Paper cups are also coated with the same materials as paper straws. Okay. Is that shit bad for you? Suckin on a plastic bag. You're stucking on polyethylene or acrylic resin is what you're sucking on So here's the question how much of that gets in your system from that
Because we know that there's microplastics that are in everybody's body. You're getting microplastics all this time So is this shit bad for you? What is the side effects of this stuff that's it say Jamie? Side effects. Let's try that Side effects in humans is it safe? Um Burning sensation is polyethylene has been extensively reviewed by regulatory authorities and determined to be non-hazardous by normal routes of exposure including skin contact inhalation and ingestion
That's right. That's from the chemical company Okay here it says exposure to high doses of polyethylene was found to decrease cell viability and increase the production of reactive oxygen species in cell by dochondria Which are vital energy producing organelles or so it's good for it seems like it's not good for you yet a lot of it But it's they're saying it's okay In the doses they're giving you It's been shown to have adverse effects on cells exposure to high doses of it
So if exposure is the high doses of it or bad for you. What is this? How bad for you is exposed as to low doses? Is it accumulative? Does it build up in your body and must just hang out in your liver or something like what are those forever chemicals that everyone's terrified of?
Right there's like certain forever chemicals that are coatings of things that can get into your body What does what does that mean because people say that all the time like these things have like BPAs their forever chemicals right? Maybe like the half-life is just incredibly long Okay
FAS that's what it is forever chemicals found in tap water. Jesus Christ PFA's are per and poly fluorinated Acetyl substances known as forever chemicals are a large chemical family of over 10,000 highly persistent chemicals that don't occur in nature Oh great They don't occur in nature, but we know how to make them PFA and PFA's are found in items ranging from cookware and paper food packaging to personal care products carpet carpeting and firefighting foam and provide stain resistance
PFA is a suspected endocrine disruptor and possible carcinogen and PFA's has been linked to fertility problems We are vangen poison in ourselves Oh man, we are poison in ourselves I had this lady on her name is dr. Shana swan and she wrote a book called countdown And it's all about all these different Microplastics and chemicals getting into our bodies and the effect that it's having on human development
It's bananas. I bet I mean I just I remember going through my grandfather's Garage as a kid and just seeing like this is in the 80s, but see me well my mom got used to keep it dbt in our No way no way, but he would have all the Stuff that was definitely illegal by the 80s, you know like whatever chemicals and spray shit That's shit. I mean, I'm sure there's such crazy
That's how my grandpa died. He was a handyman in a yard guy and had his own company and You know for every job he would take the fertilizer In the bucket but the water and he put his hand in and he stirred up And yeah, he had he had spone cancer everywhere. Oh god round up or whatever Yeah, it was just the common thing he got at the harbors did I've heard I've heard horse stories about people at golfers who keep their tees in their mouth
Because shit they put on the golf course is fucking horrible. I've heard that too. Jamie you're a golfer Do you know of anybody who got sick from doing that? What is it?
I know a dude who lived next to a golf course and from drinking groundwater got bone cancer. Yeah, it's not a heavy Not just him, but a bunch of people in his neighborhood to the point where there was some sort of a class action lawsuit This dude had a fake femur he had like a rod because he developed cancer in his femur Do they like the pants the grass and shit
Let's put all this crazy. That's why we're becoming like a new parent nowadays is such madness because you start to investigate this shit And it's fucking crazy. What the fear is it just continues to get worse It's not getting better and there's more of these kind of chemicals things that are introduced into our lives and as industrial Agriculture grows and regenerative agriculture is more difficult to do and it's sort of niche
It's scarier and scarier. You start going down like the rabbit hole like like what is it like the the chemicals from like anti-depressants don't You know they don't deteriorate so they're like now and you can find them in like tap water. Yeah, you found them at this
People piss them out. So rare a rare snopes true The story I mean it doesn't know about how much it happens, but it happened for sure and it's a pretty crazy Okay, it says navy lieutenant George and prior 30 play 36 holes a golf golf the army navy Country Club in Arlington, Virginia
Even before the last hole prior was complaining of a headache by nightfall He was feverish and nauseated and had developed a rash Four days later prior was in Bethesda Naval Hospital with 104.5 degree fever his body covered in blisters
He died 10 days later after a toxic substance had burned the skin from 80% of his body And caused his major organs to fail the toxic substance was determined to be Dacken Hill An FDA approved fungicide that had been sprayed on the army navy golf course twice a week
Prior, apparently at a hypersensitivity to the chemical used in fungicide causing a severe allergic reaction His widow filed a $12 20 million lawsuit against the manufacturer diamond Shamrock chemical company the lawsuit was eventually settled out a court Wow Yeah, man whoa Heavy Whoa Just put in a tea in your mouth That's like I think that the the bill Murray character in caddyshack You know, I think he's affected by the golf course chemical
Well, they kind of make sense that like it doesn't really make sense. You have that much grass Like how do you have all that grass? How do you what are you doing to keep that grass happening? We hung out with Bill Murray last week. What was I like Introduced us on stage was fucking amazing introduced you and then he jumped on stage and started playing bongos while we're playing lonely button That's amazing That's amazing
He's a man. He's like how old is he? I think he's born in 1950 He's 74 He's just fucking like fast smart No, he hasn't slowed down at all. I already doesn't have a phone that you have to call an answering He's just he's just whipsmart and like just like 1950 bam son on the nose three for three That's four that was a fourth right? Well, it's just so fast, you know, I mean was that the third one really usually nice um Yeah, I'm a super fan of Bill Murray and uh I've actually
Just too nervous to even speak to him the first time I met him. I sat right behind him Actually, my brother sat right behind him and I sat right behind his brother at game seven of the world series In Cleveland Um when the cubs beat the Indians And it was it was amazing, but I was too nervous to talk to him my brother of course hit him on a shoulder was like You know bill says something sassy to him, but his his brother had had like you know like
The the font on his phone at like 72 point, you know, I mean I could I could read it from behind him And at one point he tacked he he was taxing like someone said what's the score? I'm too drunk to read the score That's hilarious That's a hilarious I think about this a lot is like Watching sports in the 80s when I was a kid like How do we even see the television?
Like because the TV would be like this big yeah, and you watch the footage on YouTube on like YouTube now like it looks Did it look better on TV back then because you can't even see what the fuck's happening Like you're probably getting copies of copies, so maybe it's deteriorated
Tove is in quality back then was awful most I mean I'm trying to think that anybody actually watching it I mean That's why it's like my dad used to always just listen to the games and I don't know what probably was better than Watching the fucking thing Yeah, I wonder I wonder how good the cameras even picked up like high-speed motion and shit right because it's all just film cameras Right. Yeah, old in the exposure vary depending on what you're focusing on
Yeah, old basketball footage is pretty trash. Yeah, let me see what that looks like Old basketball let's watch some basketball from like the 50s. Let's watch it from the 80s. You won't be listening to anything The 50s probably looks good. Yeah, okay the 80s. Let's try basketball from the 80s Yeah, they didn't have digital cameras Big difference look at that shit barely see what's happening Well, they would be able to focus on people's faces
But like when you're watching guys run and they they change their distance Maybe that's why maybe that's why we these were so popular in the 80s because it's the only time you could clearly see hahaha That's hilarious look at that footage To the camp you can't make out anybody's face
Yeah, everything's so low resolution You either have to have sports illustrated our weedies to tell who's fucking playing sports It's a resolution is awful All of the 80s footage like this you could recreate this in AI to like that No problem
I'm actually trying to shoot a real UFO with a camera like this trying to show No, man, I saw this shit If you ever seen anything um You know, I know I saw something once and it was uh It was right after 9-11 And it was weird because I had seen this fireball kind of go through the sky Like a day or two earlier This was all during the no-fly period of time right after 9-11 But what I saw that was where I still don't know what the fuck it was was and it was
I was driving to my girlfriend from Akron to she went to school at the time. Uh, she's going to Oberlin It's really liberal school out in middle nowhere in Ohio and I was driving out there and it's on the way towards the F FAA Headquarters is like in a Lorraine or a Luria, Ohio. That's where they monitor all the flights for North America Or for the United States and um
Anyway, I was driving out there and I saw this thing. However ain't over a house And it was you know, I took no because like no fly zone You know, it was right and it looked like a helicopter or something like because there's a light coming down, but but no other lights and Uh, but it was like only a hundred feet above this house in the middle of nowhere right along the same stretch of road ride seeing this fireball Like a couple days earlier and I was driving a stick shift
Ford Escort and I put it in neutral and rolled down the windows as I got closer and there was like no sound coming from this thing and uh My girlfriend had like one of those next cell phones the early the early cell phone and She turned it on because like you should call someone like call the police something. This is insane In the minute like the screen turned on this thing just like took off
It didn't go like thousands of miles an hour, but it went really really fast. It made no sound and just was like That's the only thing I've ever seen But I still don't know what the fuck it was wow But you see weird shit like in Ohio because there's right-patterson air force base there. Yeah, one time I was driving We were on two hours driving us in the right like For the tree lines on the side of the road and right I'm just driving in a hairy or just like pops up
You know those planes they can just popped up like right Maybe hundred yards from the road But yeah, that's what that's what they apparently keep the Alien corpses, you know, yeah, that's what they supposedly flew the wreckage from Roswell, New Mexico to right-patterson air force
Space it's good. It's a good place to keep it because I'm from Ohio and I've never actually been into Dayton Ohio Just the outside of Dayton If they do still have that there That's really rude you should let people see that if you you guys really did Find a fucking crash to a foe. How about it little heads up
It's rude. It's rude that they've had it for so long and we've just been people go to their grave just guessing They don't they say that like they uh to recover Apparently the recovered material to stuff they in order to know um Not have to turn it over to the public they keep just giving it to private Defense contractors
Really that's who holds the materials. I think that's what that well I would imagine if I was the government and I had a crashed UFO That's why I bring it to the private defense contractors
I would they're really good at keeping secrets. They already know how to make your weapons And they know how to do stuff that you don't know how to do they're doing it for you like it's not like the fucking government themselves makes the missiles There's a higher people to make the missiles There's this massive building in Akron called the air dock it was built in the late 20s um
So they could build blumps because he that they used to build all the blumps in Akron. It's incredible looks like star wars I mean it's fucking nuts because it's right in the middle of a neighborhood It rains it has its own apps. Monsieur it rains inside there Wow It's the most ominous looking structure Um, it's so fucking long big. It's like holy shit. Yeah, that's so big. It's like right You know Like you see it from like it's the whole south side of the city
um, but now they have like this crazy perimeter around it. It's Lockheed Martin. I think Controls it. I don't and I like what the fuck are they building in there? Yeah But you can't get close to it. You can't get close at all. What they're building there is probably Minor league stuff the stuff they build out in the middle of nowhere. That's insane carved into the mountain
That's the scary shit. That's what I'm saying. I think most to what people are seeing is a government aircraft Like you're a drone or something That's why they won't even acknowledge the hypersonic missile like they this didn't just announce that they're like
Get discontinuing research on the hypersonic missile when clearly clearly they they must have the you know It must be fully operational Yeah, I wouldn't imagine they would tell us Like they don't have to that's one of the most incredible things about the way the government works
Is that the amount of money that they get that was that that was the argument for the reason why this hasn't been disclosed Like the government doesn't want to come out and say well it was the money allocation like you lie You had a lied to Congress about where the money was going. Well some of them was saying like it's like the opposite of Brinkmanship like there's these there's weapons that exist that if other countries knew they existed Would just be such a fucking threat
That you know it would cause awards the idea that someone had something like Did no other country had you know that you could wield that kind of Weapon so there's these weapons to get invented invented it after this remain top secret because You would just upend the whole fucking power structure
Damn well, that's what those fucking drones are that makes sense if the whole power structure We get I mean how would it not get upended by something that doesn't rely on conventional propulsion and moves Insane in in a way that like it's not even physically possible. We had no sound that tick-tack thing Like if that thing is ours and they've had it since 2004
Right, we had to put there. Yeah, it now and also what are they making that sure that AI stuff is just that's the weapon that like I'm sure Yeah, I mean and there are also developing quantum quantum computing Which will apparently like all pass codes all that nonsense. It's all out the window now. Yeah, it'll be able to sort all that out really quick Yeah, I mean That's what
Yeah, I think yeah, things are gonna get progressively more insane over the next decade. Yeah, they're gonna get fucking real weird exponentially crazy real weird But I yeah, Dan and I always talk about what why are all these billionaires building Bombers We looked at some bunkers
But you want to live though you'd be surprised which you can find like the old missile silos really cool furnished fully furnished If we go back to full-on Mad Max days like if there's a nuclear war what what are you coming back to What's gonna be left? Well, I tell you what we have to do is take acid praise each other I will be safe and listen to your music. Yeah We were talking about Koresh before we started a podcast that was he was out here in
Waco and that they're all failed rock stars. Yeah, like a lot of these guys their failed rock stars Hansen Yeah, there's probably a bunch of them Jim Jones kind of look he looks like he could have been allowed There's a guitar player named Glenn Schwartz from Cleveland. He was one of our big influences. He played in a cult during the 70s and Yeah, the cult leader was just a failed rock star. He played in a cult. He had one of the first Christian rock bands
Ever yeah, the all-saved freak band. He all saved freak band They actually have some insane guitar riffs. What's that? Yeah, because Glenn Schwartz is playing guitar They did he turned the guy turned out this guy named Glenn Schwartz and he He became a follower of his and like he was one of the most ripping guitar players. Oh my god
The Jimmy Hendrix playing Christian rock. What's that they have one song on salvation of the white Hendrix Did we used to go see him at this little bar in the flats on in the on the right on the river in Cleveland? Was lost to a religious cult Whoa, we had him open for us a couple times that he would just go on these rants screaming religious rants. It was incredible. Oh wow
So he would do the religious rants here between the songs. That's what he looks like now He passed away a few years ago, but he was the original guitar player in the James gang see look there's Dan and Joe wash. Yeah, we played with him. Oh
We flew him down there. He was he was one of Joe wash's first influences Joe said the reason he wanted he play rock and roll is because of Glenn And I now imagine that because Joe's the guy Who gave Jimmy page the last call you know what I mean just like we also got it changed the Eagles He changed a lot of things Change the lot of things anyway Glenn was amazing Wow, so what was this religious cult what was it called? I don't I don't remember what it was called but acid definitely played a role
Absolutely. Yeah, yeah Well, that's the thing about making these things legal That's the real when people say that we're propping up the cartel true Yes, definitely And I think you should be able to do it ever you want as a grown adult however if we do make things legal
We're gonna lose some folks. Yeah We're gonna lose some folks There's gonna be there's drugs out there that I don't give a fuck if Purdue pharma is making it Even if it's pure like people are gonna die for sure And are we willing to do that because there's gonna be a bunch of people that try heroin
If heroin becomes legal I'm not gonna do it but No, yeah, but I'm a 56 year old man and not I'm not as I'm not an 18 year old kid that'd be like fuck it I'll try it with like some of this like unregulated Psychedelic stuff is a friend of mine Asked me if I wanted to micro dose mushrooms and I was like I said, you know, of course Like this is small amount and like I was in LA in an Uber Driving down sunset and all of a sudden like I realized that it was not a micro dose
It was like I was like what the fuck how much she was like there's two and a half grams in the whole bar Now like duh there's no and like it was like two and a half grams in each like square I had like one and a half. I was like there's no fucking way I think I can't even read my phone it looks like you know Oh I had to tell the Uber driver to turn the fucking music change it because it was just like
I was like I was going into like I could felt like I was inside of a computer. Oh My god, and I know We were we were making our record I was I was like get me back to the hotel. We were staying at the chateau more Mont and like We had it this is our first time staying there in like five years we had or longer We had because they had like tried to turn into a private club and
It was kind of close to the public because we're back there for the first time and I'm like fucking tripping my balls off I like just get me back to the fucking room and I'm like you know Be lining up the stairs and the security guys like He's like Excuse me You what are you doing here? I'm staying here. He's like where's your key? I was like I don't know He's like what's your name and I like do my my alias was uh
Don't tell you really well. I'll change it, but it was it was I said it's sir eaten hog from spinal tap He's like what's your name? I think eaten hog Oh, no leave the premises immediately And then I'm like what you like leave the premises immediately and then finally like I'm like freaking out like the general manager comes Mr
Mr hog please come to your room. I think you don't know what's happening to me right now Oh But like what is the guy look like that was like question you the hotel is like the bond villain the hotel alias always
Fuck suss up. No one's ever calling looking like looking for us. So like that's what they tell you That's like one of the big things for people that aren't actually famous it they like they make you feel better by big Dan Pat you need an alias now It's like that's like rule number one of like how to make your fucking client feel better as a manager like Like so now all that happens is when we have it we're just trying to get like whenever we're lucky you are like
Uh, no, it's under an alias. We're like excuse me and I'm like who the fuck do you think you are? I'm a fucking fake name No one's recognized you ever in this hotel Like there's someone actually famous sitting right there like Susan Sarandons right here Who fuck do you think she's under her real name by the way? Yeah, but if you announced that the thing that you're looking for you now you gotta change sir eating hog though Yeah, I
Want the attention. I'm gonna start checking in and you're like Sean Pan or something Sean Pan and guest he's done a lot of groundwork over the years like you might just you know There might just be random ladies calling for you all the time That dude is he's wild he does a wild shit like the going down to South America or to Mexico and and talking to El Chapo What what are you doing writing for the Rolling Stone and El Chapo got there done in prison. He was in Haiti too, right?
Um, was he in Haiti and imagine Sean Pan's a problem and he was in Ukraine too You want to melt zosters to make bullets? It's like bono and he retracted to like they need that kind of attention. Whatever it is Well, I think they feel a social responsibility that comes with their fame. It's like guys that want to like save a check Our friend Brian calls him captain save a hoe
Ever that one before yeah, that's a good one. There are guys like that at white night I generally think those guys are guys with problems that want to avoid some problems And they they look at those girls and I'm gonna fix that That's you thought about you thought about getting into psychiatry. I think I have I'm gonna get a couch You mean it tell me you think Sean Pan and bono might have some sort of complex Dude, I got a funny story dude My one of my best friends Um was dating this chick
Uh, this is in the in the late 90s He was you know totally in love with her and then I live in and he's lived he had several apartments, but he was He was in New York there in New York and He was walking to his job and he had to take a shit So he had a key to his girlfriend's apartment he pops into
Her apartment and he's sitting on toilet taking a shit and the fun This is the answer machine goes off and this is you know back then the phone would ring the answer machine We'd come up and you could hear the person leaving the message It was Sean Pan Calling his girlfriend being like I had so much fun fucking you this week I find out about it While he's taking a shit oh my god Oh my god I had so much fun fucking good this weekend not Sean Connery Sean Pan Who are you?
If you got that phone call like a sileness key culture girlfriend That was a tough wipe for that guy. Could you imagine Did Sean pens mean without chapa help authorities track down the kingpin
Is that that is what happened right? Yeah, Sean Penn says no, but there might be documents to say otherwise But wasn't something about tracking his cell phone he was arrested days later I was trying to read through it to find the proof, but like like I didn't really find an actual proof I don't know that the actual proof they're not gonna say like yep 100% this is exactly what we did I think the more intelligent and crafty of the drug cartel leaders
They don't tell you who they are anymore. I think you know, I think like the guys on the ground know But I don't think there's any L-choppos out. It's like when goddy was the mafia king Yeah, you have a bad it's a bad track record to be a celebrity Um criminal yeah There's like the greatest mobsters are the ones they never do the movies about yeah
Or their clever like vitz and the chingigante who would wear a bathrobe and walk around like he was a crazy person And then the the FBI installed wires on every hubcap of every car down his route So they parked their own cars there so they could catch this guy talking
So he would talk like pretend he's crazy and he would say listen, let's motherfucker We're gonna kill him once he gives a 50% and So he was going over his fucking telling his captains what to do So he had the cover was that he was insane the cover was that he was nuts Yeah, so he would wear bathrobe and act like a crazy person. Yeah, that's a good cover
I think it can get you out of a lot of shit. That's what Biden's doing. Well pleading insanity too to like you know get you out of a lot of shit Yeah, sure blaming Zolloft and cocaine If you heard the the craziest one what this chick was on a date with this guy she'd bidate him a little bit They smoked weed and she stabbed him 108 times and she got off on She got probation right something crazy and
The ideas that the marijuana caused her to be so psychotic that she stabbed this guy a hundred times. Jesus what yeah Imagine Okay jurors found 30 Brin's specter. Okay, the police tried to stop her will not search she will not serve any prison time the judges ruled um 32 year old from Ventura County guilty in December of involuntary manslaughter after you stabbed her boyfriend How's that involuntary when you stab someone 108 times while high on cannabis involuntary?
Well, that's yeah, that's okay. Both took several hits from a bond loaded with marijuana She had an adverse reaction to the marijuana and suffered from what experts call cannabis induced psychotic disorder Boy, you don't want to fucking set that president
Mm-hmm. You said that president of I mean, I mean that's just means everyone should carry like an emergency joint In their pocket if they ever get in trouble just fucking she stabbed she also stabbed her dog and tried to knife on her cell I ended up accidentally stabbed my friend 108 times Good thing I have this emergency joint Alibi joint Her dog and she stabbed herself to stop herself in the neck happened in 2018
The I thought the story just yeah the story just went around but it happened over six years ago. Mm-hmm interesting What the fuck dude I Mean that seems a little odd the alibi joint What state was that in California California California's California's amazing there there that's a lost state
And they just keep going down that hole my friend just got back from San Francisco and he's like it was insane He's like it's you can't believe it's real Hundred hours not even 108 Oh The Zigg that's a Tony Hinch cliff line That's like some Tony would say that's hilarious man. We love that kill Tony stuff. It's amazing that he's been doing over there The show's amazing. He does a rena shows now. Yeah, I know it's incredible
It's so fun. It's such a fun and it's the anchor of bought of comedy in Austin It's the anchor of comedy really in the country because it gives people that are like legitimately just starting out You can become famous on that show these guys are all like touring now like William Montgomery's fucking killing it I know I love it. Look as his killing it on the road Casey Casey Rockets he works at her club really cool. He's awesome
She's fuck these guys these young guys. They're fucking good man and they're real and you have one minute on that show So there's no room for bullshit and virtue signaling and you know, this is my stance on Shut the fuck up. Funny. Let's go. So it's like it sets this tone or it doesn't matter what your perspective is Just make it good make it funny. You got a minute and then you're gonna get judged and roasted by comedians And they're gonna roast each other and it's just it's a free
Like you could say anything. It's fun and everybody wants you to they want you to say anything. Yeah, they don't seem it doesn't seem like they're
Like trying to hurt anybody's feelings. Not just fun. It's fun. They're doing it to each other and laughing hard Like when David Lucas and Tony Hinchcliffe Roachie roast each other It's some of the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life Like sometimes I can't breathe because I'm sitting right next to them whether going after each other and they're both so quick They're so good at it. Did you catch a poorie's kill Tony shout out?
What do you say you asked about the guilty? He's like I never gonna stop doing him That's not William Montgomery. No, that's him. No, that's him saying. I'm never gonna stop going for it It's kind of the way he said it though. That's interesting. I don't think that's I think he was just saying I'm never gonna stop Cuz that's his shit. Yeah, he that's his go-to submission is a gui-team I'm asking because he almost got good even that
He said I'm never gonna stop. Yeah, I think we're gonna go do the William William Montgomery podcast Fuck yeah, you should do it. He's a fucking national treasure. He's a weird dude. We're gonna get on there We're gonna get that on their uh co-tales early and ride him in well I want you to be real cognizant when he hugs you when he hugs you Fucking firmly hugs you hugs you in an odd way like he's thinking of murdering you
He's amazing. He's so funny. He does remind me of friends. I had from Memphis too Memphis Memphis people talking a particular way. It's funny Well, have you ever seen when his father and his mother come on the show? I haven't seen that his father and his mother came to see him when they did the theater in town the the H.E.B. Center and He was dressed what was he wearing?
He was wearing like a leather strap across his chest. Yeah leather cod piece Like bear legs bear arms bear chest like he was dressed in some fucking SNM shit and then he did stand up And it was amazing. It was amazing. It was amazing But Killtony is like It allows it gives comics an opportunity to get in front of the fucking biggest live show that exists on YouTube And it's it sets a great tone
It's a fun thing. Yeah, it sets it gives it gives people an understanding too like they'll give you good tips too Like you know try to concentrate on this and what how you how did you write? Try this on your friends like how do you you know let how do you develop this stuff like how long you been doing it? Where'd you start? It's real fast too. It's very You know accessible and it's live, you know people love that kind of shit
Where it's just like it's all improvised. It's happening in the moment. It's just really happening live Well, we're hoping to go to your club. Well, we're here. Well, you're going man. You're going tonight. Let's go I want you guys to see Shane Shane Gillis is one of the funniest human beings ever lived See there tonight. Yeah, he's amazing. We love we love Shane. I'm making sure he's coming beautiful dogs. Yeah
We're funny. We're big fans of him. Yeah, he's awesome. He's such a good dude, too. He's this shit He's like everything you'd hope he'd be he's like that 24 seven. That's cool. How he is on podcasts. That's how he is
So he's he's awesome. He lives here now Yeah We've always yeah, it feels like it's like an exciting time for comedy in a way It is it is you know, you know, we're kind of leading the charge air too Well, we got a great group that are here now and everybody really appreciates it They really appreciate that we're all together in this and that's what's fun about it It's like it's a real community comedians can meet we've always been like we've fangirl out over comedians more than musicians
Well, that's the opposite for me, too. I fangirl out on musicians Because I do zero fucking me. I don't know how to do anything So when I see you guys it's just to me it's magic like you guys are making magic You're making magic that is like a drug You know like if I'm alone and I'm driving to go to a comedy club and I throw a sinister kid on I get fucking fired up
That's a drug man. It's a drug. It gives you a feeling. It's just like a drug You hear a good fucking all fuck yeah, and you're you're driving, you know, it's like you're you're experiencing the art Physically It's not just like that painting's beautiful, you know a good fucking song when you're on a treadmill You're like whoa, let's fucking go you'll crank that speed up You'll you get you feel different you guys make magic We just sit around sending each other like normal McDonald clips
That was a wonder we saw the norm there's one where he's talking about gay porn if you see that He's just like, you know, there's these poor. I like you like porn's my favorite movie, but there's this one type of porn. I just Just can't get into it. Gay porn It's just everyone there's not a single good one It's just men fucking other men So funny it's like a minute long, but it's just like I've watched it like 50 times He was doing this thing about
Guys fucking guys in the ass. He's like, I'm sorry. I'll clean up my language. I'm sorry Everyone went to it was here's something you never hear anybody say he may love to me in my ass Oh, he what a fucking G that guy was didn't even tell anybody I'd cancer he was dying I'm gonna go visit someone in Canada incredible move. Oh yeah, just said I'm gonna go out my own terms He's amazing. I was randomly on flights sitting next to him twice really just random unbelievable
I knew him a new him from the clubs. So it was awesome But it's just complete random that we got sat sat next to each other twice. So two flights. I got a full
Norm McDonald experience. We're just laughing and talking laugh and he was amazing one One flight he was telling yeah quit cigarettes So I fucking fucking cigarettes are terrible and they just tell me how great he feels now that you quit cigarettes a whole deal The moment we land he runs right to the gift stop by the cigarettes and was lighting it before he got out the door
He goes on that talk about cigarettes. I fucking want Amazing he was amazing Just total dumb luck sat next to him twice I Never sat next to a famous person on the plane That was thanks dude Well, I didn't know he was he had an alias
Actually Susan Sarandon was on her plane here, but I didn't I was a seat away It doesn't count doesn't count Dude, I a friend of mine has the craziest story Mm-hmm about you sitting on he was on a southwest flight that was like From LA to Nashville, but it stopped in Phoenix At first and they picked up this woman got in the plane and
My friend was on the aisle. This chick was in the middle and this guy was on the window and the guy just starts like hitting on this chick They start kind of like on a flight from you know over like a red eye back to Nashville like the The guy in the girl just hitting on each other and then like
she like You know starts like fooling around with him like it's asked for a blanket and like blows him on the plane front of my friends just like what the fuck is going on this is incredible and then like Afterwards he's like so what do you do she like I'm an actress and
I'm like oh yeah, what kind of movies you know adopt movies and The land he gets her name and like she did just like broken the AIDS Protocol that like being kicked out of the porn industry She's just broke the AIDS protocols Oh my god, I mean this is years ago But who's that woman that was married to Antonio Benderas the famous actress melony griffin melony griffith I was on a plane to England once with her and it was an overnight flight and you know So she's lying there
Sleeping so her you know seats look reclined. She's lying there sleeping and this is very fat guy Who's in the chair right across the aisle so the way it lines up her face Is right where his ass is and this guy starts farting? I mean he started farting to I was awake. I was on my computer. I was awake. I was like What the fuck this guy's farting in the face of a famous actress and I was like imagine if this was this guy's plot all along
This what I want this what I want. He's like he's like he's like a fart fetish He's like you're telling me she's gonna be on this flight I want my seat to line up where my ass is gonna be in her face Like if that's what he was into you couldn't have lined it up any better. Dude she she probably so resilient to the grossest fart She grew up like in a house surrounded by like a hundred lions. Yes, Tiger. Yes
I'm friends with uh, yeah, there's a dog. You're getting dragged into the pool by the lion That that footage is bananas and that movie that they made that what's it called rage?
Roar roar. They made a movie with all these fucking cats I Friends with Dakota Johnson and her daughter and I've known her for I guess you know before she was famous You know, I mean and she was told me she told me like That her mom grew up with all these cats, and I didn't I mean I did not believe her but I had no idea until I started seeing this So crap
She's lying in bed with a lion. I mean a lion for an actual lion. Yeah, I had to I mean, yes, saying that she's probably she probably maybe enjoyed the guys It's quite a relief Flashbacks to a time on the farm see yeah So that was another time that I flew a famous person Yeah, you know, I got set mixability givens one time. Oh wow It's fucking awesome. That's fucking awesome. Yeah
Showed me pictures of cars and shit the whole time. It's fucking amazing. I Got sat next to Ed O'Neill once That was pretty awesome Ed O'Neill from married with children. Bundy. Bundy. He's a legend album legitimate Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt really? Yep, he's a real black belt. Yeah, like legit Everybody I know that's rolled with him legit and you know, we talked Jiu-Jitsu for like two hours
That's cool. It was amazing. Is that what Zuckerberg's into? Yeah, he's in the MMA. He does Jiu-Jitsu too though Jiu-Jitsu is a part of MMA. Have you seen this? Is it got the goods? He definitely is training. He definitely knows what he's doing And he's training with really good people like he was out here training with like top flight Jiu-Jitsu people And he you know, he's got access to all these people that are interested in training with him
Trains with UFC people he loves it. He actually blew his ACL out doing it And the boards worried about him like that it could negatively affect the company him engaging in this very dangerous violent activity. He competed in Jiu-Jitsu tournaments. Here's he and he's won He's good Like he's a very smart dude. He's very competitive and he He trains with really good guys. There's a Israel out of Sonia and Alex Volkinovsky Yeah, he's into it man like he's legitimately putting in the work
It's exciting. It's fun. His bangs. His bangs always bother me his bangs Yeah, like the way his hair. It's like crazy girl style Crazy girls. Let me see it again. Let me see what you're talking about There and kind of it's like it needs to go up now. That's that's an odd look. Maybe it's like I'm a billionaire I want to look too good
This little Caesar-ish. He's like that. You know the movies where like the hot girl takes her glasses off right And he needs to get glasses put on him That's what happened to me I can't you can't even look at my face but put the glasses on So I was it for guys too good. I'll go you put the fucking shit glasses on right and it makes you at least look smart There he goes
Good. I think you're right. Yeah. I really think you're right. I had a minute not those glasses not those glasses The meta glasses not the little clear those are the ones that you could use to spy on people there you go That's a fucking weird new thing. You have to be aware of people wearing sunglasses that can film you
It's a big one for perverts. I'm sure oh yeah, you know Pat played with them on stage They sent me a pair And I was trying to like but it's just like if you watch the footage is like Shake in all of the place. Yeah, that little Mike on it too. It has Mike sound like shit. You're grunting Yeah, that's something people don't really pick up unless you got the mic right here He didn't tell me about it either You just put the glasses on side of stage for the encore
That's a layer. I mean that that conversations were ongoing in your presence. I looked at him. I was like
What the fuck are you doing dude? Am I on camera right now? You knew about it. I mean possibly you didn't but That's also like you know, there's a lot of times when damn big No one to fuck it told me this like it's been in the calendar for like two months, right It's weird because there's not gonna be a time there's gonna be a time rather in the future where you're not gonna be able to stop people from recording things They're just gonna be able to record everything no matter what I mean um
They don't don't already do that. They're gonna be able to do it into contact lenses They're gonna be able to figure out a way where it's not even a glass. It's just a contact lens If the if things keep going the way they're going this way like they keep getting smaller and smaller and more more effective They'll probably figure out a way to make it a contact lens Yeah, it's like people who film
Like concert videos. I mean people film guns. I mean people go back and look at all that shit. They're filming no no It's like fireworks. I don't think anybody's ever watched a wedding video Like ever people watch who I've had people force me to watch their wedding video. What? Yeah, I've never seen a wedding video. Oh my god. You only ever see you know what those are made so that if case someone gets murdered they can use it in forensic files
This look at how he's looking at the bride. How happy he was seemingly right. Yeah, right. They're never that's all they're used for Well the worst is fireworks right who watches fireworks videos but everybody films fireworks
So you feel like you can't live unless you're capturing things constantly the same people that watch fireworks videos also watch lots of videos of like trains Or fire trucks drive a bye Watch videos of people dining inside of trains The fact that people still going trains Trains are a while way to Move around. It's Europe. It's amazing. Yeah, but it's it's In America There's always the threat that someone could lay some shit down on the tracks
Like people do every now and again. There's some person who decides to sabotage the tracks And there's not a fucking chance in hell that you can go over all that track and make sure no one's done that You're going 400 miles an hour or whatever's going. It's flying across the country. You could with AI I guess Well That's how they're getting get us. Yeah, I mean like you see those uh You know photos of train traveling
Up until like the fifth or early 60s. It kind of kind of looks amazing Well, what is great way to see the country the view is incredible You're in this thing imagine back in the old days when they were just open up the window and shoot buffaloes
Yeah, but it's like you also had like now. It's like I think he's the only certainly hot dogs You know what I mean probably right I think so If you're traveling across the country back in in the old days when they first did it must have been amazing Imagine if milling if milling gryphins was in a sleeper car with that guy On that diet He's been eating hot fries and hot dogs for four days as they had a shower in four days and as asked this is a milling gryphins
Just open it up how fast those trains go like those old-timey trains when they first started to cross in the country I bet they didn't go over 60 they really would just open up the window and shoot buffaloes Bucking insane
What a crazy time like nobody had ever had a train before now. So there's this thing you can hop on and make your way across that country Yeah, like then the presidents would write them and just like give some shitty speech off the back Is that what they did the presidents would just get out and talk to people off the building? They would even get it. They would just stand on the back stand on the back Wow You fucking had that right on the money bud. Wow. Huh?
But what about the really old-timey ones like the ones what was the first ones that they put across the country when the transcontinental Is that 1866? It was like right after the Civil War How fast were trains in 1890 they could approach 80 miles an hour? That's probably what's so unique how much stuff it's pulling slows it down Right the company cars just to look a motive. I guess oh I see it
The local motives. I mean I was a very intense engineering Because they can only go up like a steepest is like a 5% grade So that's like oh really? Something like that. That's why my brother works for Amtrak Be adders a lot of crazy shit So what are they doing they get through a hill? They just have to let them go through a tunnel. Oh Whatever you know right that makes sense Wow So they have to tunnel everything. Yeah, for these fucking trains. Yeah, and a lot of those railways out
Early when you know we're built by Chinese. Oh Yeah, so I think you go out west The first time we went out west on tour like We go to these small towns middle nowhere You know and there'd be like an old Chinese restaurant and it's like sit like The signs to like chop sui
And then you go you're like have the worst Chinese food you've ever had You know Like tastes like something that they scraped off the teeth of a bronna source Just like ground up cabbage and shit Yeah, back in those days when they were doing that so when they developed those opian dens too opium dens was like a big thing that was brought over by the Chinese That's like all it's like around the time that they're like Portland, Oregon was like known for people getting shanghide
Where they we get like drugged and then they open like a trapdoor in the bar and they fall down and then they put on a ship to China What and wake up like in the middle of the ocean and just have to work What that's what yeah Getting shanghai this that from that holy shit Can you imagine
Imagine the lawsuit now Dude Actually, that's probably happening still in other countries So i'm gonna kidnap our tricks them into working for you Trish and away to shanghai someone to drug them and put them on a ship The person wakes up you better get to work It's turned popped up in the 19th century. Fuck man. You imagine
Living back in the day. We had a worry that someone was gonna kidnap you and force you in a slave labor Well, that was like well the eighties we were worried about I was very worried about getting kidnapped When I was a kid Because it was like everywhere all over the fucking news. I'm the milk carton
Yeah, there's like famous kid, you know kids defining bodies shit. Yeah I when I was walking to school once some you know somebody's it was really snowy And I was I always walked with my buddy, but I was on my way to his house and this car pulled up And was like I'll get you know, this person totally bundled up like so suspicious like I'll give you a ride Get in the car Oh
I just ran to my buddy's house. I was like Probably it was just some old lady I couldn't tell but just terrifying But I was a kid I was in a library and I was looking at these monster books and This guy stood next to me said you like monster books. I said yeah, and he goes. I've got some out my car You want to see him? I'm like, okay. I was like eight. Yeah, you know, it was a latch key kid and so I start walking out the door with this guy and the lady who's a librarian started screaming
Joseph get away from that man. He just got out of jail and the guy just runs The guy runs and I'm standing there just crying They got me got my mom and I went home, but it was like what the fuck like that you could have got me Oh my god, I was so naive. I was eight I just thought the guy also like monster books. What a city we used to play in the woods fucking We used to we used to walk down Through the woods cross the river over by the jail. Yeah, you know boy
Over by the jail. You know what I mean the workhouse. Yeah, anybody ever get out of jail Yes, somebody escaped once and his his nickname was like the butcher But but it was just like at the time Or maybe it was something like that, but like he he just like had his like 10th DUI or something I we knew quite a few people in Akron who have over three DUIs Do you remember that one guy who escaped jail with the help of a a female officer that he was banging
And then like she was supposed to meet him didn't make a movie about that. I don't know I think this was fairly recent like within the last 10 years But this guy started banging one of the female corrections officers And then vaguely remember that I think she helped him escape She met him and tried to meet up with him and they arrested her and arrested him She killed herself
Yeah, what was the story? Oh There it is Detectives another lady friend that Vicki White had allegedly fallen in love with the inmate Given him this special treatment at the jail She ultimately helped concoct the plot for Casey White to escape which ended 11 days later with his capture
And she died from self-inflicted gunshot wound Just like the guy who um was the whistleblower for Boeing I'm confused from how yeah right gunshot wound too Why would she kill herself Because like she's just she's already knows that she's she's phone loved in prison She's because she's gonna go to prison with girls now
Well, there's gonna be a male pretending to be a male security guard. Hey, maybe Fuck around and maybe uh what's it in Marcon's wife is in there It's president frances It's probably a women guards mark on Marcon Marpony Why those rumors so fun
I don't know they are when the internet goes nutty about stuff. I think it's so hilarious Yeah, I just love it when someone like says they're gonna like you know Uh risk their entire career on this piece of evidence It's like a way to know Like I have full faith that this is reality Okay, but not one there's no reason for me to do it like
But Kate yes, Kate and what's her name? Candid's homes Yeah, well then is the other one like the Kate Middleton one the photo that just got released recently that's been AI Doctored yeah, and they say that that photo is a photo that they took from her on a magazine cover And then it's so specifically accurate that you could superimpose left and right and it looks exactly the same And that this photo people aren't willing to publish it For the Atlantic headline up to this story
Kate Middleton in the end of shared reality nothing is true and everything is possible. I saw that So whatever's going on with her They photoshopped You see G.I.d. Whatever a photo of her all smiling with her kid like see everything is going on with her is the theory That's the theory yeah Yeah, I've heard that well they think she's missing or no no one knows where she is like there's no like they're like show us a picture However, like no one's seen her forever. Are she okay? Like where is she?
Sort of like the president Scientology's wife like where is she? I hadn't heard of that she was missing Yeah Even Photoshop can't erase royals latest PR blemish Mother's Day photos meant to down speculation about the Princess of Wales health did the opposite and threatened to undermine trust in the royal family How weird did they still have trust in the royal family? That's what's the weirdest thing whether or that article
Undermind what percentage is there trusting now? I could imagine a bunch of old people. I don't know what's going on anymore But like what? Imagine the ancestors of the people that that Controlled your ancestors those are the people you trust yeah I mean
It's kind of insane and they're just born into it, but I love the British media. That's always the bullshit So there's just like there's the rules over there are different, you know You'll probably be real horrible to be famous person living in England
Although go after you yeah, they're fucking psycho. Yeah, they go after you and they can get away with it The laws are so different to the first article we ever had written about us in England was in the enemy It's like a music magazine Actually, we did the interview at South by Southwest 21 years ago um, and the guy was like So you know ask some boring questions and at the very end of the 10 minute interview He was like so do you guys ever do any drugs and like you know
So spoke some weed occasionally and he's like anything else and I spoke to opium once I was like a kid. I didn't know like And then the headline the headline was like opium fueled Seriously That's amazing. I was like what the fuck I think my dad's gonna see this Dad, I don't smoke opium Ha ha ha this kid had it once so in the acronym Like I said like no one really had drugs, but this kid Eric Is it is it was Eric because like uh, he I think it fried his brain
But he uh, he was the only kid I knew that had gone to prison because he was selling acid and uh And he had been arrested for it and like Like put on probation and then The his probation officer would call him he worked at the car wash and like check on him and uh The probation officer called him and said I'm gonna come see you today And he had like 150 hits of acid in this pocket and he never just took it out Even though he got the heads up and he and he was like oh
He got caught with 150 hits acid with the prison for three years. Oh my god Yeah, it was in the stories you would tell us were fucking horrible Exactly what you would imagine Uh, but he introduced us to some his favorite prison recipe Which was called making a break and uh
You get a bag of like barbecue potato chips dump in a can of chili Then dump in um ramen noodles and the seasoning and then get the faucet waters How does you possibly can and fill it can up with water and put it in the In the potato chip bag and then just smash it all up with your hand Jesus Christ
So disgusting And he would eat this shit out of prison Wow Dude just make a break These guys like that that exists just to get you on the right path Yeah, you know exactly you eat him and you go okay, whatever that guy's doing I'm not doing that Yeah, that was a level in your video game Yeah, well, I think that's what happens with the guys who blow their brains out on acid too
Like they're there to let you know like hey, this is possible. It's got used to being pink Floyd. Yeah, you know Right this is possible like get you know Be careful don't just think you could take it Yeah Or used to be the singer of the beach boys Yeah
Well, that's the other weird thing about Brian Wilson from the beach boys that he was being threatened by Manson Because he had worked with Manson Now they were supposed to like he was supposed to produce his album I think along the way realize this guy's out of his fucking mind Well, he was hanging out with Dennis Wilson That's what it was Dennis Wilson, right? I think they had recorded it at the studio that we were at that's where they would work in Um
Charles Manson in the beach boys Dennis Wilson had a brief and bizarre friendship. Yeah, that's what it was Summer of 1968 living together and dreaming about the musical possibilities that lay ahead Living together And Brian Wilson, they're like produced this stuff
Ah, and then what he didn't want to you're gonna see that's that's when they fell apart So he probably lured him in with parties and the girls That's probably what he would do He'd probably have the Manson girls and everyone's doing acid and they're probably like kissing him and Kissing each other and he's like this is amazing this guy's cool And this is pre-murders too, so no one really knows exactly what this guy's up to Do you think Epstein was uh giving people acid too
Maybe he's giving those giving the girls acid maybe he's giving the guys acid too. Yeah, who knows what's giving him I mean if you're gonna have an island and you're gonna film people. Why would you let them just be sober? You know that seems like that would cut down your footage You know Wouldn't he dose him up with something if I was the CIA
Wasn't what's going on with that island now? I tried to buy it No, let's think it about it We were joking around having a podcast destination was like we'd have to level that place There's the the microphones and camera you probably shit. We've never even thought of like this probably like camera paint
That's on the wall the wall's really a giant LCD screen dude. What's up fucking knows. What's up with that Egyptian themes uh building It's wild the temple that is a painted like the uh is really flag the colors is really flag Yeah, it's weird but that's where I was thinking like we put the podcast studio there. I think it's a good idea Yeah, it's somebody bought it. Oh somebody bought it was too much. It's like 50 million bucks. Who bought it? I don't know some psycho a fan Yeah
You know like went right to serial killers. Did someone bought the cabin that Uh, cuz in ski lifted. Yeah, really? I think so. I mean that you could buy the acre of land that he owned at one point for like 60,000 bucks
Wow cheaper it was cheap with the cabin on it. I don't know if the cabin was there they might have leveled that cabin It was weird because he just had this one like acre or two in the middle of fucking nowhere Yeah, like it must have been he must have got it for nothing He was a fucking odd dude, too
I wonder what he was what was he eating up in that cabin. He's probably making breaks dude Maybe he's like he went crazy from like sodium too much sodium interacting with the LSD residue It's funny because he's the prototypical guy the like the loner in the woods that everyone's afraid of like what's worst-case scenario loner in the woods a genius who's trying to kill everybody
Everybody who made technology and this was his idea the technology is gonna take over the game super villain It's a movie but meanwhile meanwhile he's kind of correct Yeah, he wasn't wrong. He wasn't wrong about technology taking over the human race. Yeah, this is all pre cell phones, right This is pre at least smartphones when was Kaczynski when was all that I think it started in the early 90s Yeah, so this is pretty mean Cell phones just existed in like suitcase form back then, right?
Maybe you could get a star tack. So wait how long was he living in the woods before he started sending the pipe pumps? Was he up there since like since like 1970? I think it was his plan once he left Teaching his plan was to make enough money teaching so that he could go to the woods and do this Well, I think he didn't he leave teaching like
Almost immediately after working at Berkeley for like just a year or something. I don't know I don't know how long he was there for but what they said was that was where he'd gotten the money According to his Wikipedia he lived at home for two years after his signing and then moved
Mm-hmm to the remote cabin So Montana so you probably do during those two years he probably formulated his life's plan Live a simple life with little money without electricity or running water Working odd jobs receiving significant financial support from his family 75 So that was quite a few years later. Okay
He performed acts of sabotage including arson and booby trapping against developments near his cabin. So he started with that He also dedicated himself to reading about sociology and political philosophy Colleen the works of Jacques Illou
Kazinsky's brother David later stated that Illou's book the technological society became Ted's Bible Kazinsky recounted in 98 when I read the book for the first time I was delighted because I thought here is someone who is saying what I've already been thinking Interesting Cabin was It's amazing he lived in that dude. We should sell kits love that for on Amazon Get a mini version of it. Why not he's that stag photo. Yeah
It's a tribute. Yeah, you make it out of plastic the kids can play in it Kids playhouse slash unibomber him Fuck man That's the guy that everyone's afraid of that's one of people say yeah, I'm a loner like to pitch you're not a loner Real loners are fucking crazy That's a real loner
That's a broken person wow You think they purposely picked the genius to do that too Well, I think that's what they had to work with they're at Harvard Yeah, you know, I mean probably I would quite a few geniuses and he was probably already super odd because of that thing that happened
In movies when he was a baby right he's probably already associated path. Yeah, we can it's okay to keep fucking with this guy One of the things his brother said they're like if he asked to grow out in the girl rejected him You write horrible letters to her just horrible vicious mean shit You would yell at them and stuff. It's like he was just off the rails He was crazy before all that Well, and then they dosed him up with acid and humiliated they probably like this guy's perfect
Early out of his fucking mind. Let's see what we could do to him and they turned him into a serial killer Maybe it wasn't even like a You know like a CIA program maybe the guys just for bored and just like the fuck with people
Kassinski like like I'm talking about the CIA. Oh, maybe it's like look at this fucking nerd I found it Well, I think they had free will to do whatever they wanted back then when the CIA was operating doing that MK ultra yeah The all those experiments and operation midnight climax when they were doing all that stuff They were just they were allowed to do whatever they wanted
They could just run tests. They they operated a brothel They operated a brothel when they dosed the johns up and observed the reactions That's the that's the midnight what is it called midnight climates. Yeah They also ran hate asherbury free clinic They ran it until the book chaos came out and then they closed it down They ran it forever they ran a free clinic and Manson used to visit it That's insane dude. It's insane when you find out what they actually 100% did And you realize that nothing
Things just get better. They don't just stop like if you're really good at being a secretive organization that has massive control over people and you can experiment on folks That doesn't just go away That does that just evolves it just gets better gets better at what it's doing and hides its tracks a little bit more learns from its mistakes and gets better
Yeah, it's like that. I mean, you know So many conspiracy theories and I think they're all a lot of them, you know our rooted in reality and truth But there's like constantly reading the news scenes of this thing what the fuck is actually going on right with this The thing here
You know and like it's funny how much shit that like uh john Stewart got for like You know just pointing out Chrono virus, you know coming from so close to the coronavirus research facility And they like basically, you know like I don't know him and now that's accepted his fact
What about I just was reading about Mitch McConnell's sister and law who died in Texas In February 11th, although it's just now in the news She died in a Tesla That she drowned in her Tesla Tesla on her ranch Uh, in a pond And she's a she's like a billionaire And it was like It really Tesla backed into the pond or she did a three point turn into the pond But um, it just seems really Well the thing about any kind of electronic device is if that is a computer
So I'm going to operate that computer. Yeah Yeah I think it's impossible to make a computer that can't be hacked I think if you've got a thing It looked they already know how to make your keys Oh dude her Tesla ran off of a nine inch floppy disk Yeah, you know they know how to make your keys now
They have a scanner that they can use outside your home And they can pick up on your key fob like if you have a little thing of keys next to the And they can get the signal off of that and use it to make a new key fob and or use that signal
They bounce to operate your car and then they just start your car up and drive it off I mean if you have a compute that that was always the big theory about Michael Hastings too He was that journalist that reported on that general was talking shit about Obama and then he got fired
During the Iraq war. Do you know that story? Yeah The theory was always on him that they controlled his car He's he died by going 120 miles an hour down La Braia right into a tree and his car exploded And then the question back then was is it possible to control someone's car and they're like yeah You can did all the people that understand the technology that existed night in 2004 when this guy died like yeah, you could do that
It's 2004. Do you drive an electron? Yep, drove on here Yeah, yeah, I drove on here Oh, 2004 was the TickTack That was the question about the TickTack if that is ours. How the fuck could they do that in 2004 That doesn't seem possible. No, you couldn't even play like a video game online Yeah, you got not really Yeah 2004 you could play pretty good if you had a good cable connection well maybe in LA not an acronym you couldn't
No, I played guys. I used to play Quake in the late 90s and you could play online I mean, we had a just had shitty internet you can get good internet back then they had cable people like cable But if you had dial up that sucked you definitely couldn't play that cable but yeah
You do you have cable internet? No, we did. I just remember trying to play called duty online. It would not really work It could be a bunch of things you could have had a shit connection But there's a lot of people playing video games online at 2004 But the death thing whatever the fuck that TickTack thing was it's the speed that it moved at it doesn't make any sense
Yeah, it's interesting direction. And the fact they have so many different people that saw it and they got video footage of it And the guy who I interviewed David Fraver the guy who's the pilot who came out and talked about it He's not a loon at all. He's his a rock solid Pilot who You know with everything else he's 100% by the book he talks like a jet fighter pilot They're all like super disciplined guys Like they don't fuck around and so when he's telling you about this thing
He's also not fucking around. He's explaining to you in terms of what the instrument panel was showing him that the They locked on to it that this thing was jamming the radar signals Like whatever it was do that that's what led them to be alarmed because that's that's technically
I think that's an act of war. I think you know a lot of jam radar signals from another another vehicle Whatever the fuck this thing was Also flew at some insane rate of speed right to their cat point, which is where they were supposed to meet up Like the thing knew it was supposed to meet up like see uh-huh Pion took off so that could be that aliens knew it they read their instrument and knew it or it could be that we knew it humans
People knew it because this this is theirs. They flew this fucking thing around they wanted to see what people how people's reaction
Would be to it if they saw it out there. They probably let these fighter pilots experience it What what year did they did they government acknowledge area 51 They didn't I don't think they did that until the Obama administration right I think the story was that they had to expand the the boundaries because too many people were camping out and like using like How high power telescopes and shit and viewing it and using like high power lenses and filming
These test flights of different things. They're working on. But yeah, you know in the 80s You know, I when I was like eight nine. I would get books out of the lot library about like Area 51. Yes. Yeah, I mean there was like that was like a pretty well known conspiracy theory turned out to be Yeah real CIA acknowledges this mysterious area 51 2013 right wow Test site for the first time like 25
30 years after this people started talking about it. Yeah, people were talking about it a long time. Oh yeah It was always in UFO folklore that that's where they had to crash discs and then the Bob Lizar thing that was in like 89 when he came out and said he worked there right Which is still today my favorite one. That's the one I want to be real. Yeah It'll all the ones I want to be real the Bob Lizar story. It's number one on the list Yeah, I mean is the guy is he still alive? Yep
Yeah, he runs United nuclear. It's like a some sort of research company. Huh? They sell chemicals and shit He does a bunch of different things but while he was filming the documentary about him He got rated by the FBI The FBI rated it because they're the apparently they think that he might have a sample of this element
That's used to power this spaceship because he was working on the propulsion system And that was what his his job was to back engineer whatever this thing was and he said this thing revolved it It all it was about this reactor that they had in the center of the craft
That used this element called 115 which is a new element and that if you bombard this element with radiation It does something to distort gravity Right, and so they had this thing in the center of the craft but they and they knew it worked But they didn't know how it worked and so they were trying to get these scientists and they bring in new scientists
Like let's try some new guys. Let's try this guy. And so they get this dude who was work He was a young crazy person who was working on a low-salemos labs He put a fucking jet engine in a Honda. I mean he was a maniac And they got this guy and they flew him out and they said here it is Tell us what is He's like what the fuck and when he first saw it his reaction was oh This is hours. That's why people keep seeing these flying saucers
They even had an American flag sticker on it. He's like oh, this is hours. That makes sense
Well now okay, and then he realized along the way no no no no no no this is impossible. It doesn't have any seams It's like it's 3D printed and it's designed for tiny people like something that's like three feet tall It doesn't have any controls, but somehow another works somehow another moves and they they can lift it up and they can do stuff with it What the fuck is this yeah, so supposedly he when he took off
He got a piece of this 115 when they fired him the reason they fired him. Do you know that story? No It's nuts his wife was having an affair all right Because he couldn't tell her that he was working at area 51 So she's assumed he's fucking around all their phones are tapped everything's tapped because if you have that kind of top secret clearance They have to be able to listen all your phone calls
So while he's flying it's 11 p.m. They're calling me to work what and he has to get on a plane He can't tell where he's going She's like fuck this marriage and so she starts banging her instructor like a flight instructor And so they don't tell him that this is why he's getting fired But the emotional turmoil in his life because his wife clearly having a fair and I'm he can't he can't have top secret clearance anymore So now he has to go back. So now he's like what the fuck happened?
So he takes his friends he takes twice he takes his friends He's like on Wednesday night they pilot these fucking things. I'm gonna take you out. I'm gonna show you this So you know I'm not fucking crazy And they all observe these things hovering and moving around and then he gets arrested he gets caught doing it
And so then he's like I got to go public and so then he gets a hold of George nap He tells George nap his whole story and he's like I was working at this place and they're back engineering spaceships from another fucking plant It's not it's at the same story exactly for 30 whatever years It's fucking bananas
That's amazing. I want to use with him or amazing. I wanted to be true so bad I did too It's a problem though right because well you've seen something though Nothing like that, but yeah, it was something it was something But it wasn't technically I didn't see something that was like so mind blowing We I mean, I see like it seems like it was be totally plausible that what I saw existed just was quiet. That was the only thing Hmm it's odd about it
That's odd though. Something can move in the sky. It's quiet. It doesn't make any sense zero sound That doesn't make any sense especially if it's close enough for you to see it It doesn't make any sense Also the way they move like what can move like that other than a drone
Drones move like that, but powered by what that's what I think the Bob was our stuff that he's talking about I think that's a propulsion system that they've been working on forever They they they theorized the idea of mech some sort of a gravity propulsion system something that does something to Gravity that allows it to move through things very quickly
They thought about that like the 1950s. I was theorized Yeah, I mean like don't they say the only way that you could actually like traverse the universe is by skipping through different dimensions Right, so with that with that type of engine that's manipulating gravity people to
Do something like that the idea behind it the way he described it was our described it as if you thought of space as like your mattress like a really soft cushy mattress And you drop like a giant lead ball in the middle of that mattress and everything would just go It would just get sucked in He goes that's what it's doing It's a very simplified version of what it's doing But it's doing something to the gravity that allows it to move in a way that we don't understand yet We're just
But this this thing this element 115 it was just completely theoretical until there was a large one of the one of the particle colliders Detected it they detected it for just like a very brief moment when they do those things right and they said okay It's a real element when what Bob was are saying that this element is a stable element that these beings have And when they use this stable element so we can imagine a world where The properties are very different than ours
And they might have this element it might be just a natural part of their environment for some reason or just Some isotope. Yeah, or they've developed it
Maybe the one that they detected with a collider. Maybe they figured out how to make it What we have to do is go back to the forties to get those smart people Yeah, the people that didn't have calculators the pre bath salt people Yeah, well those guys there you know if you watch Oppenheimer against that's how those guys are rolling they were kind of rock star scientists Right they were rock star scientists and I don't think I think those are the kind of guys that wind up doing rock star type
Scientist shit. What's the same those guys aren't around anymore before they were rock stars There were people signing their boolean promo photos That's what was going on then Rock and roll came out and The bowlers were like what the fuck Prior to the boys. I guess it was the scientists Well, there was just a limited amount of shit you could watch on TV back then. So if you put booling on people like I'll watch Yeah Right and like
Kids were like worship like cowboy character and that was a boulder. It was a boy. Yeah Yeah um I do think It might be the boolean was so popular because it's even though you couldn't as we determined you can't see sports on television prior to like 1995 you could probably boolins the least confusing thing you could probably watch on TV. That's true. It's a static The person's throwing the ball. I have to just watch one little thing go towards
There's no other players. They just have pool on TV back then. It was a big deal They'd have like willy-moss go any matches that would play him on the ABC that would get confusing Well, I guess that you could see the colors of the ball. Yeah, you can see it never see the numbers Also, but the the announcer was always describing what's happening
So that's what we should go. We should pitch a radio What I'm just I think what my dad listened into baseball games on the radio But I'm just thinking about how fucking excruciating it would be to have someone Radio broadcasting a pool match Like that's the kind of shit that Kaczynski was into What would be better radio broadcasting that or radio broadcasting bowling?
I think bowling would probably be better. You'd have the excitement of like the pins breaking and right You would hear it and also you can make okay that he's he's got Two pins left right it would be clear. Yeah, you get it in your head If you're trying to lay out of a pool table you like where's the five ball? Yeah What are you saying so the center of the two pockets closer to the left side of the right side? Okay in relationship to the six ball. Where's the six ball? Is that the N rail?
This is like some abbot in Castellas stuff. I can see that going Would be fucking terrible It'd be fucking terrible It would be a good skit actually it would be impossible You wouldn't be able to map it out the most confusing sport to Describe over radio. Yeah, you're playing eight balls. There's 15 balls in the table Fuck You know they probably couldn't have existed without television
It's probably once people started looking at it. They're like wow, this is crazy The what the kids are playing now though video games is probably really difficult to get kids bowling today Like video games are so insane Yeah, they're they're not Um, I'm glad they weren't around like that when I was a kid Yeah, I kind of stopped playing them and that's uh my younger brother comes and visits me, but
Um also kids are so good at them now. Oh, yeah, but I also think you know, I think that's you know You're like I can definitely tell my brain slowing down Like you know when you talk like I'm talking to my How fast kids process shit. Yeah. Oh my god, dude. I'm like I'll say something and by the time I don't know my two-year-old can just like is like at least five times faster I understand it's something than me. Yeah, they're not they're not tired. Yeah, they also don't have mortgages
Yeah, like there's a lot of shit going on. Well, but their brains are just hyper fast Hyper fast and then no responsibilities and no stress and they're being taken care of so they're more relaxed So the resolutions like that's why years these to feel fucking forever when you're a kid right because your resolutions
Just like so high. It's like getting every single thing and as you get older. It's like you're getting like two frames a minute Well also like years used to feel so long because you only had lived five of them You know, it's crazy another year. It's not like Jesus Christ. This is going by so fast. Can't believe I'm seven But I do think there's an evolutionary thing right your brain just because you got to learn so much in those first like Seven years of your life you got to go from like not even
You know understanding how to choose something to like Do math and running in run and like you gotta learn sports you gotta make learn to make fun of the certain kid and not the other kid But man if you could pick up a guitar at five Holy shit if you were really dedicated
Imagine all those extra years of learning like a musical instrument. I mean, I will say it seems like any child prodigy musician makes shitty music Like that seems to be a Thing that I know this that's what I'm always talking about like I'm always like Like who the fuck is letting doogie house or be their doctor?
Like that's what doesn't fucking make sense. It's cool the kids smart enough to get Become a doctor and eleven but no fucking grown person be like yeah my doctor's an eleven year old child Doogie house or MD that's my doctor. I've selected him Like dude you you know who's fucking selecting that guy? The dude that tried to fucking show you the fucking monster books probably yeah, he's getting P-dote He's in reverse Should we end with that? Let's go with it in this
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