#2106 - Kid Rock

The Joe Rogan Experience by Joe Rogan Park Gas by Night All Day I love that chain of bruises I try. So, my tattoo is my logo, American badass. It's a pretty badass. It sounds like Stone-to-Talk. It is. Most of my conversations are Stone-to-Talk. But high level. It needs to be Tom Petty's weed dealer. In a sense, like he would come to town, he married a girl from Saginaw, Michigan. I forget her name, great, great girl.

And they would come to outside Detroit where I live and I'd get this call like, hey, can you get Tom some weed? I'd be like, fuck, I'll take him some weed. So I'd call some of my brother's friends and get some weed. I'd be like, this is fucking awesome because I love Tom Petty. I'd really know him. And I'd go up there and drop the weed off and I'd be in his dressing room and like, he'd be like, what's up, man? I'd be like, nothing. And I'm like, we have nothing in common.

This guy's so fucking high. I might've been tuned up on a couple beers or something. I'm like, well, that sucked. I guess I'll just enjoy the music. Was this before after you were doing music? Oh, what's this one? It's a big star. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. No shit. Yeah, hangin' with Tom Petty. Not really. I was just taking him weed. Trying to hang out with him. You know, that's how Tom Petty died. Somebody got him some pills. Oh, is it fentanyl? Yeah. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Yeah, he, uh, I don't remember what his injury was, but he was hurtin' and uh, a roadie. Got him some fentanyl. Terrible. Yeah. That's how Prince died, too. Yeah. I remember, I've heard that and you know, they're the same thing. Pain. Yeah. It's a travesty. Fuckin' old room. It's a horrible thing. Well, let's just go right out the border. Yeah. Well, it's the border, but it's also the opioid crisis that is created by the Sackler family.

I mean, those motherfuckers just got a giant percentage of the population hooked on heroin. It's an evil shit, man. Those fucking people are still running around, too. Yeah. In case you were ever thinking about quitting drugs, that knowledge should seal the deal. Yeah. That should seal the deal. Yeah. I know a lot of people it has. They were like, you know, I was still an experimental cocaine user of this that and the other. They were like, when that shit came up, that was it.

It's like, you know, I had some friends tell me they were gonna buy a testing kit this that and the other. I was like, yeah, that's probably time to, yeah. Time to move on. If you're buying a testing kit to make sure you don't die, you probably should. Yeah. Instead of your own. I might want to revisit whiskey. Yeah. Weed's not bad. Weed and whiskey. It's a good combination. You don't really, you don't want to go down that road. Although I've heard it's awesome. Not fentanyl, but cocaine.

I have not tried it. I've never done it, but everyone I know who does it tells you not to do it because it's awesome. I had a good run. I have a too many problems. And on the older days, you know, it's kind of just following the handbook of rock and roll. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. But I know that I've seen people get all fucked up and lose their minds on it. But I know quite a few people. In my position, like, okay. That's fun. We were younger.

And you know, at some point, you know, kind of a weekend warrior type thing. Don't let it interfere with business and engagements and things that you have to do. I can't say I was batting a thousand, but pretty good average. You did pretty good. Yeah. And I'm not advocating for it at any level. I'm just, that's my honest experience like, hey, you know, I came out okay. That's the thing. This people that'll tell you they're weed advocates. There's no like coke advocates.

There's no people like coke fixed my life. I never got anything done. All of a sudden I was doing coke and starting businesses. Is weed fixing lives? We can fix people. Depends on who you are. I know if you're sick and, yeah, I forgot what you said. Weeds a good drug. Gallic me weed just like, yeah, and I'm just a huge weed smoker. Yeah. And I'm always, and he'll always be like, you know, for golfing or some shit. And I'm drinking my beers, having fun. I'm always like, you know, you drive.

And I'm always like, maybe you fucking shouldn't be driving. He's just fucking stoned out of his mind sometimes. And I'm like, yeah, I don't like this. I'm a little nervous. And I'm tuned up already. Yeah, for some people weed makes you nicer. Comets you down, makes you a little more sensitive, a little more compassionate. Yeah, everything affects people differently. Yeah. I've drank tequila three times. Oh, I've been to jail three times. I've been to jail three times. Do you have a mouth?

Yeah. Kid rock, no drink tequila. So what do you think tequila does to you differently? Oh, it makes me want to punch you right in the mouth. Really? Oh, fuck. That's it. The Mexican influence. Hey, Kid Rock. Nice to see you like, bam. What the fuck's the matter with him? What tequila? Like what, what, what, no idea? What does it just makes you hyper? Makes me fucking hyper violent. Fucking, you know, it could have been a combination of maybe those few times I drank it.

I was just in a head space where, you know, it could be in different head spaces when you're doing different things. And you could blame him as tequila. But I kind of have a rule that I, really try not to like, you know, I've really mulled out in the last 10 years or so. But I've really tried not to get tuned up unless in a good spot. Yeah. In a good mood for good people. Right. They don't want to be like, you know, all worked up, you know, after watch Fox News for six hours.

You just fucking, ready to fucking, you know, slay the beast and start pounding whiskey and go to the club. If you watch Fox News for too long, you will think it's the end of the world. I do. And it is. It might be. It really might be. Did you see the fucking Tim Dylan thing that I posted yesterday? Yes. It's legit. Yeah, I know. Is that the gay comedian? Yeah. He's fucking great. He's hilarious. But he wrote, he had a picture with a girl. He said, I'm getting married.

The homosexuality thing was just a phase. And RFK Jr. writes to him. She's a beautiful lady. I can see how she ungayed you, Tim. The guy's running for president. Fucking great. Amazing. It's awesome. That's sense. It's an amazing time. He don't scare me. No, he shouldn't scare you. He doesn't scare me. He should do the opposite of scare you. Yeah. It should scare you the opposition to him.

Because if people listen to what he says and you pay attention to what he says and you actually research what he says, he's telling the truth. It just, we've been fucked over and lied to for so long that he seems like a crazy person. Look at that. She's a beautiful angel to him. He's just see how she ungayed you. Ungayed. Fuck, I learned something. I haven't been here five minutes. My new favorite word. Usually I'm just using gay and appropriate all the time. You know, like, that's fucking gay.

You know, someone's like, oh, you're so insensitive. I'm like, that's so ungayed. Yeah. It used to be a thing that we would say. Something's gay. Or it used to be, imagine like, from the time of the Flintstones. The Flintstones was we had a gay old time. Do you remember playing smear the queer? Would you were a kid? I never played that. What is it? You give somebody the football and everyone tries to tackle him. Like in grade school, you just ran around. We didn't even know what queer meant.

This name of the game was smear the queer. I never played that. Did you play that, Jamie? Yeah. Sure. Yeah. You're from the Midwest, in the A's from Ohio. There you go. They didn't have that where I grew up. Where'd you grow up? Boston. I mean, I'm sure they had it. Fuck, I would think it was invented in Boston. I lived a fucked up life. Not fucked up, but just my high school years was all martial arts. It was all from the time I was like 15 until I was 21. All I did was training, compete.

It's a lot of discipline. Yeah, a lot of obsession. A lot of discipline ended up session, but it was very weird socially. So I went from that to being a stand-up comedian, which is the complete opposite ends of the spectrum. Hang out with maniacs or doing drugs and staying up all night. Just complete polar opposite. So I missed a lot of stuff. Yeah, a lot of money now you can make up for it. Fast track it. Frank, you did all done it like two years. With the loot you've made.

Yeah. I found that to be a problem at times for people. Money? No. That didn't experience, you know, the certain coming of AIDS things, whether it's crazy chasing girls, you know, that whole thing, doing drugs. You know, just being kind of wild, you know, stealing people's statues out of the yard, whatever, a crazy shit like that, you doing it young. And then they reached this point, laugh it with athletes because they were so focused in their training at such a young age.

And then they get to that point where they get money and they're like, I want to taste it all. That's true. And then they kind of get fucked up. Yeah, you can lose your bearings. That's true. That is the case with a lot of athletes. A lot of athletes get fat too. They just fuck it. It's over. A lot of fighters. There's a lot of fighters always dieting. Well, you get that big muscle. And then it's so hard to fucking maintain. You know older. Yep. That's true.

And you lose your lean muscle, you know about all that stuff. Yeah. I'll send two to 10 beers a night and it doesn't seem like a bad idea. Yeah. Well, it's also like, I think with athletes, especially with fighters, the rush of competition is so extreme that the regular world just seems so dull. And then going back to the regular world, you don't feel like you have a real purpose anymore. You're not training for this big event that takes place every few months. I'll be back from the military.

Yeah. Like a light version of that. Yeah. That's a big problem with guys coming back from the military. Big problems. Suicide. And no coaching at all. Nobody tells you what to do. They just let you back in the world and you're like, fuck. Yeah. See that too many times. Who many times? Too many times. So what's it like being the dude who took out Bud Light? Let's get right to it. Let's get right to it. We were going to bring a few cases in here for you. Let's switch. Switch, suck.

Let's fuck out, drink it out and give it shit. Two kinds of beer in this world, cold and free. I like them both. What brings you here? Man, I was just having fun. Yeah, I was with you. I mean, I was pissed. Like, you know, but it wasn't like it was going to wreck my day. He had a lot of my life. I was just kind of like, what the fuck are they doing? Well, you and the straw that broke the camel's back. I became the face of it.

I'm not the pie I'm going to sit around and think like people follow what kid rock does. I just became the face of it. Yeah, but they kind of do. No, when you listen, man, when you got so upset that you were fucking machine gun. You know the tantrum with a machine gun. Yeah. Yeah. You machine gun cases of Bud Light. They want to put girls, they want to let guys play girls sports. That was the end. That was really it. If there's one moment that they look back on and fucking go shit.

I've talked to him about it. I know you have. Yeah, you were there. Do you have C-Fight? Yeah, I met that dude, the CEO. Brendan, he's a good guy, man. We've become friends. He's a good guy. He's a great guy. After five minutes of talking to him, I'm with Trump there in Dana's green room. I go to Trump. I go see that dude behind me. I go, that's the CEO Bud Light or Anne Heiser Bush. And Trump's like, you want to go talk to him. He's rich in my mind.

He was, Trump said, you want to go fuck with him. And I'm like, yes, absolutely. So we go over there, we're talking to him. Actually, great conversation. At some point he was telling me how we got the video. And he was actually down to Texas doing some hunting. And I'm like, we talk and talk. And I'm not going to share all our conversation. That'd probably be inappropriate. But I'm like, dude, you seem like somebody that fucking be friends with. And I'd hang out with it. He's like, you what?

That's what I'm saying. I think, oh, come to Nashville. Come visit me. You fucking did. That's all. Came with his top team. Fucking we broke bread. Got fucked up on Bud Light. We fucking bold. Like, did all this fun shit. We had a good meeting beforehand trying to think if there's something I could do with Anne Heiser Bush. And I just didn't feel comfortable with it. You know, I threw out some ideas that scared the living. Fuck out of them.

And at the end of the day, I was like, guys, I don't feel right taking your money. I was like, I go, we can continue the conversation and see what ends up. But honestly, I don't want any corporate deals. I don't feel right. There's not a penny on earth that could make me change who I am or have people look at me in a different way. Right. Even though it's probably half the country at this point that likes me and other half wants to put a bullet in me. Like, I understand that.

There's no like, he's okay. Right. I've destroyed that. Get rocks, okay. See there. Fucking hate that kid. I love that deal. I'll take a bullet for him. But you know, we still talk. That's a better place to be, honestly. And like I said, you know what I mean? They fucked up. And when you get to the grassroots of it, that's what they did. And there's so many people that work for that company and you know all the stuff they've done. We don't have to be a broken record here. It's a great company.

Right. And I've done amazing things. Anne Heiser Bush is an amazing charitable company that do a lot of great things. I dug into that and I was educated on it. Even before Dana called me about his deal and things like that, you know, people discussed with me. You know, I did a little day getting to talk to people. And I'm like, get through the day. I'm like, all right, they got the message. Like I'm not someone who holds a fucking grudges whole life. You know what I mean?

And honestly, God, I was having a lot of fucking fun. I don't get to pull my machine gun out and fill myself doing cool shit too often. I'm just not that type of person. I was like, this warrants it right here. Get all the butt light on property. That was actually on the beer and I had a proper head kept a lot of shit around. More than I thought. Well, we stopped selling it. The mother ship because nobody's buying it. They got that bad. You know, what's going on there? It's not.

I mean, it's stupid. I think it's stupid and Shane Gillis brought it back a lot. I love Shane. Shane's a buddy. He's the best. Yeah. He brought it back a lot, you know, because he never stopped drinking it. And, you know, it's slowly making its way back. And I think the UFC helps a lot too. But they took a big hit. One of the things I told them was I was like, I go from the outside looking in guys. It's a friend, you know, somebody who doesn't want to see this brand hurt and destroy it anymore.

Like, you got smacked on the ass. Yeah. You know, it a pretty hard spanking. I was like, but I don't want to hold your head underwater. Try on this fucking company, put people out of work and that shit. It's like, you got the message. And it's clear. I wish people knew these guys run in the company because they're great fucking guys. But I said, um, I said, you know, just a percentage of these fucking trolls on the left and on the right. They're like, I'm so empowered by the internet.

I'm going to piss and bitch and mornin'. You know, I have a voice. Like, oh, fuck yourself. I cut it out. Like, if anyone's still spending time and is you clearly a fucking bored, find something better to do. Yeah, it's definitely a pursuit of losers. But the problem is those losers can actually affect businesses. And that's what they know. They know now that it's possible both on the right and on the left.

But they need to know there's so many more businesses in this country deserving of that treatment. Right. Fucking Ben and Jerry, Starbucks, Target. The list goes on and on. Yeah. And I don't care if they're left where, right, when it's just the fucking ideology.

Yeah. Like, you know, when they cross that line and signal to people like myself and many others that they were okay with this transgender thing and more so it like, is this gonna get directed at my kids and you think fucking men should be in women's sports? Like, nah, nah, nah. That's where I'm drawn the fucking line. Get the fuck out of here. That's the most amazing one that they're supporting.

And the fact that it was the Olympic boxing committee, what was it that just allowed transgender women? Oh, they're allowing the reverse. What do you mean? They're allowing, I always get confused. They're like, they're like chicks that so on dicks to fight dudes. Which, I'd tune in for that. Is that real? I think so. I thought it was biological men who identify as females, or it's gonna be allowed to box. Might be. I thought it was the other way too, but I don't know. Jamie will find out.

Yeah. Yeah. The other one would see, the other one's easy. Sure. You think, go ahead, do it, go for it. But at the end of the day, you're gonna have to take steroids and it's supposed to be illegal to take steroids. Like, if you are taking synthetic testosterone, you're taking steroids. And if, so if you're doing that and you're becoming a man or that, who's to say that the men can't do it too? Like, it's just... Do we even have to think that deep about it?

You can't just look at and go like, no, that's fucking wrong. Cut it out. Well, it should 100% be wrong for biological males to compete against biological females. That's just... Period. Period. And any bullshit that you say like trans women or women, well, guess what? They're not. They're not biologically. They're not. If you're an identified as a woman, you wanna call yourself Sally. I'll call you Sally. I'm a nice guy. Policy states that minors under the 18 must compete in their birth gender.

In the weight class outline, in the rule book, transgender women over 18 can only compete in the female category if they undergo genital reassignment surgery and submit to quarterly hormone tests for at least four years following surgery. The guidelines which to find normal rates of testosterone. See, but this is just... This is still not good enough. So people don't understand all the different things. I didn't understand any of that. I went into it deeply, unfortunately.

Transgender men over 18 have to meet similar requirements. They must undergo genital reassignment search. Transgender men, genital reassignment searcher. So you have to get a fake dick. You have to in order to box, submit quarterly, that sounds insane. Are there donor dicks? They should be, right? Do you know they can't donate test-offs? They can't be or like a heart or something. Are there donor dicks? They definitely do for guys who get their dicks blown off. They get them new dicks.

Are they switching? Like, hey, I want to be a man. I want to be a woman. I haven't heard of that yet, but I'm sure that's coming. But what they do not do is they don't give you the balls. Because if someone switches your balls, like say if you donate your balls, you die in a car accident. You donate your balls to science or whatever. And someone takes your balls and so's the amount. That'll be your kids. Your genes will come out of those balls. So it won't be like a new person.

Yeah. Fuck. I mean, it won't be like this person's genes carrying on to be your genes, carrying on through your balls that are attached to this guy. So that's not ethical. And why has this always like come up in conversations? Is it the media? Yeah. Because I don't remember the last time, like, I seen it. And by the way, if you're transgender and you're really fucking good at it, no one knows. Right. It's usually not the case.

Although only time I've been around transgender people is like some crazy club like in my amy or New York back in the day. And I said, fun. It was rare. But that means you say have those clubs where they weren't be fucking blast. No big deal. Like if this America freedom, if you want to fucking be that, go ahead and like, I'll exist with you in society. Yeah. It probably not getting the dinner invite. But, but you know, if you're out and about like, we can both shop in Walmart.

I'm not gonna freak out. If you're not fucking with me, I'm not fucking with you. No matter who you are. And that's how it should be. That's how it should be. That's how it should be. Yeah, you should be able to do whatever you want. But when you want to compete as a woman or you want to start, you know, if you're a 50 year old man, you want to compete against young girls, which is what's going on in Canada. There's a guy's 50 who identifies as a teenage girl.

They let him compete and swim meets with girls and change in the locker room with him. That's, you're, you're, now you're insane. Now you're taking it too far. And that's the problem. No one's ever happy with this moving the goal post a little bit. They want to move them, reestablish, move them further. Move them further. Move them further. I had a thought about that. Some thinking like it's Black History Month, right? I can get down with that. That makes sense.

I think November's like Native American Month. I can get down with that. That makes sense. The thing I'm struggling with is pride month and veterans day. Right. See the fucking balance there? Yeah. I like. It's a good point. Should we flip that? Yeah, that's a good point. That's a real good point. Yeah, it's a weird time, man.

It's a weird time because there's like so many fucking weird people that are involved in promoting these things and pushing them and changing what's normal and what's not normal to regular people. I just fucking weirdos and all this fucking mentally. Oh, fucking nut cases. That's why I carry a gun everywhere. Where I'm legal to, I have somebody with me. It used to be like, OK, if I'm going somewhere where I thought that would make sense to do.

As you know, I've always had a concealed weapons permit everywhere and whatnot. But in the last, I don't know how many years, five, so many years, it's like carry a fucking gun everywhere. Just because of that, like just fucking people that are unstable. You never know one of these motherfuckers is going to lose it and you just sit in their defense list. Yeah. Yeah, it's a strange time, man.

In so many ways, people are just... I got to imagine they were saying the same shit in like the 60s and 70s. They were. But the 60s and 70s were fucked, too. We just forgot because the 80s were so easy. The 80s and the 90s, everyone was kind of coasting. And then everyone was on blow. There was a little bit of that. But it's also the cold war ended. It's the collapse of the Soviet Union. We weren't worried. There wasn't like this existential threat hanging over our heads. Well, now it's back.

Now it's back. Yeah. Fun times. We've done a 360. Fun times. Real fun. Chinese people are entering over the border. Unbelievable. Yeah. I had no thought of that. I think I saw it at a t-shirt. I don't take credit for everything I say because most likely I'm just repeating something I saw somewhere. Right. But it's like, you know, they wanted to do away with gas stoves, make them electric electric cars. All right. Well, let me start with that wall.

I can make that fucker electric, put up some solar panels. China built one. How many thousands of years ago? Make it a tourist attraction. Charge people. Go fucking hang out in the wall. Put some fucking Louis Vuitton stores on it or some shit. Well, it's a real weird thing like what they're doing. There's so many different people that have opinions about why they're leaving it open and why they're allowing people to come in and, you know, setting them up.

And Dr. Phil was on here yesterday and he was talking about it. I like Dr. Phil. He's a great guy. He's starting his own network. I played his show years ago. Did you? There's like so many anniversary show. I turned out it was one of his favorite acts. I was a fucking play to banjo under. Oh, that's awesome. He's a good dude. Yeah. I know him through, I'm friends with his son. Son's a good friend of mine. But he's, he's starting a network.

Like he's just so fed up with the do's and the way things are portrayed and these biased ways and he wants to have objective news. So he created a whole new department. They're your own department. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a fucking very bizarre time. And I'm sure it's going to get more bizarre. We're going to look back on these days one day like, oh, remember the good old days? We just, all you're complaining about is transgender women, competing in sports.

Yeah. Kid only wanted to be a cat, took a little box of school, fuck the good old days. Yeah, people don't get better. Like society doesn't get better. Just gets, unless something happens, unless they figure out some sort of mind reading somewhere. Well, unfortunately, usually that turns out to be tragedy. Right. And something really fucked up happens, you know, like what happened in Israel or worse. Right. That tends to bring nations and people together on different levels on sports. On 9-11.

Number 9-11. Yeah, absolutely. When 9-11 happened, I tell everybody like even in Los Angeles, which is probably the most unpatriotic place on earth, everybody had an American flag on their car. People were letting people in lanes. They were waving to people. They were friendly. They felt united. It was interesting. I remember. It didn't last long, a few months. Everybody, half the country didn't hate George W. Bush for almost 48 hours.

They didn't hate him at all when he gave that one great speech. No, I mean, it was a couple of weeks, a couple of months, whatever it was, but then things kind of went back to normal. There was a lot of liberals that liked him after that. They were like, that's what you want when you're in times of war. You want a strong leader. It's too bad we can't get to that without, you know, having something terrible.

Well, if we could just have a little more civil discourse in this country, you can go tell me to go fuck myself, you hate Trump and my politics. I may fuck you, but I'll still sit on a beer with you. Like, we don't have to have this fucking goddamn going for your throat. And I'm part of the problem. I've been polarizing, you know, no question. My last album, that's what it was all about, but a good portion of it. And I understand that. But I even said that album.

I was like, I'm going to get this out of my system and hopefully we can go back to having some civil discourse in this country. That was actually one of my suggestions to Bud Light. I was like, what if you could use this to not only make fun, but my thing was like, you guys need to poke fun at this. People are angry because you didn't apologize. I'm like, I don't necessarily agree with apologizing over everything at this day and age. Everything's become a fucking big. I'm sorry. Fuck that.

Like, what you should do is like make fun of the situation. Have something that shows light of the situation, but do it in that fun fucking Anheuser Bush old school funny fucking way, we're like, we get it. We fucked up. Like, you know, while we don't, I told Brenna, I was like, whoever coached you on that CBS morning show, I was like, you were coached, right? He was like, I was like, fucking Gail King set it up. She goes, would you send that can back to that influencer?

And he goes into this well. Anheuser Bush has been supporting, you know, the LGBT, ABCD. I'm like, what the fuck man? All you had to do is say like, look, no, we would not. While we want everyone to enjoy our beer, we understand that we shouldn't be sticking our noses into polarizing conversations. And we understand who our market is. And at the end of the day, we're in business to sell beer and keep people employed.

If we're shocked, if we share holders back, you know, return, fucking end of it. You don't have to throw trans people under the bus area. That shit. You just fucking, how's that fucking? That's actually a good advice. Yeah. It's a pretty solid advice. Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the head of marketing for Bud Light. Kid Rock. That would be their ultimate move. Be funny. I tell you, we should do a skit like the Kenny Powers case with. 100%. But it's like, you know, I walk in as VP.

That would work. But they need to get back to, you know, remember, they used to have those real men of genius ads. It was fun. It was. Bud Light was fun. I did a tour with those guys, the real men of comedy. I can't believe looking through all my old pictures, how many pictures I found with like, fucking Bud Light and my hand like fish into in summer, like playing Sturgis with a big Bud Light, you know, next to the stage, like, you know, I've done so much cool and good shit.

Well, that's why I want to guy like you shoots the cans. Everybody goes, oh, that's it. It's over. It's over. It's trust me. I don't have one of these teams of people. It's like, it's me. Like, you know, maybe Corey who's here with me, I'm like, ah, let's have some fun. We got all the fucking, tell farm guys to get all the fucking Bud Light shit together and grab my fucking MP5. Yeah, I didn't think you ran that by a marketing department. No. There's not much to coach through one.

Well, you're a marketing department for a guy like you would just fuck things up. What kind of advice could they possibly give you? They'd have to be maniacs too. And then they would never be in marketing. I've had more people managers and stuff through the years. Tell me. Well, that's like a compliment.

They told me like, just everything you've done to get where you're at, I would have told you no. I think that's honest, because I get, you know, done some, I guess you could call it crazy polarizing, whatever type of shit. It's really, I just, I speak my mind. I haven't changed one bit. I came out fucking like this, middle fingers on the CDs. Yeah. And I haven't changed, but holy shit, the times have. Yeah, well, it's obvious though that it's all you. That's what people like.

This day and age where everything is sort of planned ahead and it's bullshit and scripted. You've seen behind the curtain, sure. Or these pop stars, 100% levels in their teams and everything's fucking. They're trapped. It's like a politician, you know, like buying that won't, can't say anything off the teleprompter. Well, of course he can't. But it's also it's, you got a whole team of people behind you. You got a bunch of people that want to keep their jobs and they want to play it safe.

They want to play it safe and they want to figure out which ways to win blowing. That's what we're going to do. And you see it in celebrities and people turn on them now because it's like so disingenuous and they realize what you're doing. You can see right through it. You're going to lose a giant percentage of your people that are knowing that a marketing team is behind everything you say. Right. So when a guy like you, it's obvious that that was your idea. Like who the fuck is going to say?

It's not even an idea. Whatever it was, a thought that popped into your head that you acted on. That's pretty much what it is. Yeah, that's obvious. That's what they all are. That's what people like. That's what people like. They like real people. And sometimes you don't always turn a 10. You're like, oh yeah, maybe I should have thought that one through a little bit more.

Most of the things I say, when you think about how I've done so many podcasts, hammered, and then after we're all listening or thinking about what we said, what did we say? Like, oh boy, story of my fucking life. Yeah, but people like that. They like real humans. They don't want some fucking pre-programmed bullshit shoved down in a throat just to make a little bit more money. That's incredible. That kind of seems like a big chunk of the country wants that.

They want to go back to this normal fucked up DC, all the bullshit that's been going on there. I would dare say it for our lifetimes. We've just become a lot more out in the open for several reasons. Social media and the sharing of media worldwide and fucking Trump pulling everyone's fucking pants down there showing them. Look, everyone has a small penis in this fucking town. See, I just showed it to you. They're like, they have the biggest dicks on earth.

One thing no one can deny is that he exposed the media. Exposed the media for being essentially a propaganda agent. It's not just the news. And to pretend it's the news, they never covered anything that he did that was positive. Anything had some negative spin on it. They spent years talking about some fake collusion story with Russia and never apologized for it, never took it back.

And they'll allow people on the show to support that, to try to justify that or to try to even say that it's not true that he did collaborate with Russia. How many times have been watching the evening news? I'm a sucker for news. I can have flip between them. I'll flip between CNN and MSNBC and Fox. It mainly Fox, but then I watch the evening news. I watch ABC one night, NBC. This is just one example.

There's a million of them, as you know, but like they're talking about January 6th and they completely edit his speech. They take out the part where he says it's March down there peacefully or whatever. He actually says that and they cut it out. He says, we're going to march down the Capitol, cut. And then they go, if you don't fight like hell, you're not going to have a country. I mean, how the fuck do they get away with that?

They get away with it because they are the news and no one's checking them. There's not another news. If the news was real, the other news organizations would go, this is horrible propaganda and what you've done is you've edited out a former president, you've changed his words. This should be illegal. You're taking it completely out of context. The whole thing is so fucking screwball. Every single presidential race we've ever had that I can remember, people contested the results.

Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton did it in Stacey Abrams. They all said big deal. He didn't really win the election. They all said there was Russian collusion. They all said that he was essentially an agent of Russia. They all said that he's an illegitimate president. They all said that he didn't win the election. They all said that. There was so many people that said it. It was nuts. They'll pencil neck, fucking dick, fuck Adam Schiff. It's crazy how people still listen to those folks.

It's crazy about that. It's crazy about that. It's crazy about that. Election, I'm not a conspiracy guy or whatever, but I'm like, fucking, it just seems like shenanigans. I love an anybody says I'm not a conspiracy guy. I'm a conspiracy guy. I'm a total fucking conspiracy guy. Fuck it. I don't give a shit either way. I was like, there's so many fucking shenanigans that I just, it's coming so fast with the COVID shit and the ballots all over the place.

You know, Secretary of State should take in liberties, but here's my position. Let me finish this one. It was it was that, it was, it was that, okay, so these, the biggest corporations on the face of the earth are getting hacked. Right. But there's absolutely no way you can get in the selection thing. I'm like, then why aren't these corporations using that technology? Why are they still getting fucking hacked? That doesn't just make up, I just can't figure that out my fucking mind.

Well, the thing, the statement is there's no evidence that they've been hacked. That's me. Yeah. It ain't a crime. It's true. It is true. But there is evidence that you can hack those machines, right? And wasn't that Jamie the subject of they were going to update the machines in 2024, something like that. They, they're going to update them, but they weren't at a certain point in time when they were recording this where they were reporting on this rather. They had it updated them.

Here's my take on this. Election fraud is never zero. It's not zero percent, right? We can all agree to that, right? I think we can all agree that there's people that are complete maniacs that are maniacs for the Democrats or maniacs for the Republicans and they will do whatever the fuck it takes to get their person to win. There are certain human beings like that that exist, especially in these like very polarized groups.

And especially when you've got a guy that you've been comparing to Hitler forever, so you can kind of treat him as if Hitler's coming. Let's stop Hitler. Let's, let it, you can think like that. You can do it right now. People think like that. And the moral question would be, if you knew you could stop Hitler from being president, would you do it? And how would you do it? And then they act that way. Much bullshit. But what they don't recognize is that is deeply un-American.

And the only way you're going to beat this person or any person who runs for president is to be better than them. That's what this country is supposed to be about. It's supposed to be about a meritocracy. It's supposed to be who is the best leader? Is it her? Is it him? Who is it? Who's the best leader? And that's the person we should gravitate towards. Who has the, the ideas that make the most sense? Who's the one who understands what the fuck is going on internationally on a deep sense?

Really can tell you like what the, the people, the puppeteers behind the strings, like how this is all happening. Well, I think a lot of that would be taken away if we capped the money. You can raise, let's call it $10 million. You can each raise $10 million. Now let's see who spends at the wisest. Well, it, it seems insane that you could just donate fucking untold millions of dollars these superpacks. And they can support these presidents.

They're essentially running the country because you can't beat them. And they play dirty. They play so dirty. I mean, it's kind of impressive. But it's also you're, they're exposing the wiring under the machine in a, in a way that it's never been exposed before. You know, we never were totally aware of how wild it is that, you know, there's a group of people that know whatever things about called the deep state. That is real. Oh, they're going to run by and right out of there. Make no mistake.

Oh, they're running them out right now. Just fucking running him out. That's why all these crimes or all these, these things he's being charged for. And then that judges decision, how about that judges decision that he was too mentally compromised to, to be tried. That was the prosecutor's decision or was that investigators, her, whatever's name was H. So who wasn't, that was a report.

Yeah, let's, but do you need that, quote, was anybody out there need that fucking report to just watch this guy and go like, Hey, I feel bad for him. He's fucking old. It's, we're all going to get there someday. Yeah. It's like, can you not fucking look at this guy and go like some, I can look in his fucking eyes and go like something's not fucking there. Something's wrong.

That's the people that work under him because if they, if he goes, they go, then everybody gets appointed by the new person. The report, the special counsel. Yeah. Okay. Special, the report described the 81 year old Democrats memory as, I wonder why they write that the 81 year old Democrat. How about the president? How about the president's memory as hazy, fuzzy, faulty poor and having significant limitations.

They noted that Biden could not recall defining milestones in his own life, such as when his son bow died or when he served as vice president. God, God bless his son. But think about just that the way they wrote that, the 81 year old Democrats memory. Why would they write that? That seems so nuts. He's the president. He's not just a random Democrat. Like what defines him? If you got one word, you go with Democrats.

Is that the Washington AP writing that or is that in the special prosecutor's report? I was unclear. I was unclear as well. Because that's different. Right. Of course, the AP is going to say that. Of course, but I don't think they see the special prosecutor saying that. But it's just, no, I don't think. Because then it sounds very political. Yeah, but it's, it's such a crazy thing to say to call him a Democrat. He's the president. He's our leader. That's, I wouldn't put past the media.

It's wild, but it's, this is what, what I'm saying about like the wiring under the board has been exposed in a way that has never been exposed before. Where you're looking at and you go, what? What are you guys doing? He can't, he can't stand trial because he's mentally unfit, but he can run the country. Don't worry about it. He can't speak. And he's going to run again. He can hardly fucking walk. But it seems like when they release information like that, they know what they're doing.

They're slowly chipping away at it. And by the time probably, I would say like, may rolls around, it'll probably Gavin Newsome. That would be my guess. If I was, I'm not like playing this sport. So I'm watching it from the sideline. I'm like, what would I do? How would I, what moves would I do? I can't, how the fuck can they run, Gavin?

I keep hearing that Gavin Newsome, Michelle Obama, Gavin Newsome, how the fuck did you, when you just look at California when most beautiful states, arguably the most beautiful in America, resources for days, fucking everything. And it's just him, fucking Pelosi, fucking Maxine Waters, fucking Adam ship. They just fucked the whole state up, like fucked it up. Everybody's running for the fucking hills. You got to wonder how much of it is by design.

You got to wonder of it how much is designed to make the population more unstable, more violent, more scared, more crime, less, less ability to prosper. Everybody goes, like everyone's much more vulnerable. Well, this seems like a lot of work of the Democrats. It seems like something is probably behind it that's bigger than that. And if I would guess, you're not a conspiracy theorist, right? I'm 100% of conspiracy theorists. I love a good conspiracy.

I believed in Bigfoot until about eight years ago. Fucking the Yeti is another story. I didn't say I didn't believe in the Yeti. I don't anymore. But I was all in for a while. But I've been down so many rabbit holes, so many 9-11 rabbit holes, so many bohemian grove rabbit holes. I let go of bones. I got kicked out. Did you? He went to the grove? Yeah. Oh shit, why'd you get kicked out? Fucking weird. Fucking weird. I punched a kid in the head. You punched a kid in the head? And bohemian grove?

Yeah, it turns out. It turns out this fucking kid was an infiltrator. So then after that, I was kind of this hero like a year or two later, he'd come back. I was like, I'm not coming to your little fucking weird party out in the fucking woods. I was like, I went once, it ain't that cool. So the infiltrator, what happened with you and the infiltrator? We're sitting on this fire. You have these little, kind of like tree houses or campsites, but they're really nice. Everyone has a private chef.

Like, you know, really? Yeah, you do share a room. It's a image on share the room. That was fun. I came around kids talking on this fire and he's popping that shit and I just fucking went at him. Game of couple helped him up. He was like, hey, we good? We were, I think, you know, we weren't on great terms, but I think we had an understanding. It was, it was just, you know, one of those things.

And then I couldn't go to the concert that night with the exact browser somewhere's playing like, you can't come out. I just sit home like I was in fucking time out or something. I'm like, fuck this place. And while your kid rock and you're getting left alone by these people with some fucking crazy person and you defend yourself, fucking weird. There's going to be a certain percentage of people that are just out of their fucking minds. And if you haven't vetted them, that's on you.

Hey, you can come out. But for all I remember, it could have been drunk shit or whatever. It wasn't the end of the world. It was a little tussle and a little hit the ground, maybe a punch here and there. It was like, you know, there was done. It wasn't like, you know, but it was a fight. I guess you just die. I just got you didn't beat it up. It was a tussle. You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy.

But it's how many people infiltrate that place because a bunch of people have filmed videos there now. I have no idea. Alex Jones was the first. Him and John Ronson. This is back before Alex Jones's persona non grata and people would do legitimate journalists like John Ronson would do these things with him. You're familiar. You never seen that video of them and go, you never heard of John Ronson. John Ronson's a brilliant guy. You see, what is his ex-a? He's an author.

He wrote that book so you're getting publicly shamed about like social media shaming. You know, like, he's an interesting guy. He's a very funny guy. So he went with Alex to Bohemian Grove and they filmed these rituals. These people dressed like druids and they're burning this effigy in front of a giant owl statue. Oh, I was at the owl statue. This is fucking hilarious. So I'm there on day one, right? I went drinking beers. It's like, it's pretty laid back. There's some really cool talks.

I remember this dude talking about shooting asteroids out. I might hit the earth in so many years. Shit like that. I'm like, fuck, this is cool. But the first day, it was the first evening and you gather around whatever the owl by this lake. If I remember correctly, which could be a little hazy, it was a long time ago. And like, I've heard about this place. I'm like, this is some real secret ass shit, man. I can't believe I'm fucking here, right? And it's just a trove of celebrities. Fuck it.

Everywhere you turn, it's just fucking hey, fucking hey. So you go there and I'm like, thinking we're going to hear some shit, right? They're about to introduce the first speaker and I'm like, fuck, this is going to be some shit. And they're like, and no offense against this guy, we could, we could consider him friendly. We have very good mutual friends, but they're like, ladies and gentlemen, Tony Danza. And I'm like, and I'm like, what? I'm like, come on, man. Who's a fucking boss?

Tell them bitches. Which you would have just gone up there and been like, who's a boss, bitch? That's hilarious. I was like, no fucking way, man. I was like, we came all the way to this secret ass shit and I love Tony. I love him. But I'm like, come on, man. I was like, they brought Reagan back from the dead and he's going to speak her hologram or some shit like you wrote for some devil shit. That's just some crazy shit. One way or the other. He's very good speaker.

I got to say, but maybe they toned it down. Maybe they toned it down. Maybe they infiltrated. Oh, really? I'm terrible with dates, but it's long time. Okay, because when Alex snuck in was like, this is like the 90s, Jamie. What was it? Like when Alex Jones and John Ronson snuck into beheming grow, that's when they first got that video. I want to say it was in the 90s. I want to say it was like 99 or something like that. I did have some fun there. I got to say it was fucking weird.

I met like Paul Pelosi and his son and like Chris Matthews. Like you know, but I was hanging out with them. We have a cool conversations. It's kind of weird. And then they asked me like, I had to come play my guitar. Oh, no. And like sing it one of these camp things. I was like, I feel so used. I feel so dirty. Like I don't do this shit, man, what the fuck? Yeah, that's got to be weird. Hey, man, play us a song. Well, it's kind of like a unspoken requirement, like a wink, wink.

Like you need to take a guitar over there. You know, if you want to be in good graces or be a team player type deal and I'm like, yeah, I really don't. A friend of mine went to a party in the middle of the party, Michael Bolton. She just starts singing and everybody gathers around my Michael Bolton and is standing there singing. Was it set up? Yeah, it was set up. Oh, that's fine. But no one knew. And also like I think no one knew. How do you know? No. But it was just like, what's going on?

And how do you know? All of a sudden, Michael Bolton singing and everyone's just be quiet. It's not a bad strategy if you want to don't want to look like a plot. Otherwise, just like, hey, these motherfuckers paid me shit ton of money and I'm going to sing some songs. Right. That's what it is. It's like the ultimate flex. You know? Yeah. That's how I used to fund my foundation to a corporate gigs. Dude, Dana White had a birthday party. I've played it a few times. I know you have.

I know you have. And Dana White's birthday parties are wild. And he had a birthday party. I think it was for his 40th and Stone Temple Pilots played. Dude, they put on a show like it was a fucking packed arena. That's what I mean. I know you do. That's what exactly what he said to me goes, there's 150 people here. Where'd you think you were? I was like, fucking AT&T Stadium. That's exactly what he told me. You kind of got to put yourself in that mindset. Fuck yeah.

Cause those things can be fucking grueling. Right. They can be weird if people aren't paying attention. And the Stone Temple Pilots thing, there wasn't a lot of people there. There was only a few hundred people there. It was crazy. That's usually what they are. A couple hundred people. Dude, it was killing it. Killing it. He had the bullhorn out and everything. God was the best. Oh my God. I want an animal that guy was. Like it was so inspiring. Like how good he was at performing.

Yeah, he was fucking loved. God bless him. They killed that show. It was really good man. It was really good and you felt like super lucky to be there. That's great. You know, there's something about seeing something where there's not a lot of people around to see it. You know, that's why I like watching those UFC fights in the Apex Center. There's something about, even though I know the world seeing it on video, like to be there live while that's happening.

Like, that was one of the positive things about Crow. We talked about that punch at the last fucking one we were at sitting there. That fucking, I think it was the second Josh Emmett. Yeah. That crack. Oh my God, dude. That guy. I've only been to a handful of the fights. I know you fucking obviously that's your Josh Emmett might be the hardest puncher in that division. I'd never heard anything like that. He hit so hard. I thought the guy was dead.

Yeah. I mean, that was a crazy combination of Bryce Mitchell moving forward quick and then him catching him right at the end of one of the most powerful punchers ever in the 145 pound division. Showed that again. Watch this. Look at how that dude's built. I mean, you can't appreciate it without the smack. Look at the fucking physique on this animal. I mean, Josh Emmett is just a ball muscle. Bro, that guy here. It sounded like somebody smacked a two by four like against a garbage can.

Bro, if that guy hits anybody, they go night night. I mean, anybody, Tim. Anybody. He had this fight with Michael Johnson. And it was a real, Michael Johnson's a really good fighter. Like he knocked out Dustin, poor, a one point. Michael Johnson's very, very legit. And Michael Johnson's winning the fight and Josh Emmett catches him with one punch and it's just shut him off. So Michael Johnson's winning this fight. Boom. One shot, dude. One shot. I mean, crazy power, man.

I mean, his power is preposterous. He's got the total tut with Frasahab because the touch of death. That's the touch of death. He's got it. He's got it better than anybody in the sport. The touch of death. But that Ilya Toporia guy that just knocked out Volkanowski. He's got the touch of death too. There's guys who get bigger. Nope, they're just getting stronger with their techniques getting better. It's like any sport. It just keeps. There's a lot of factors.

There's a lot of factors to having that kind of power. And some of it is just pure genetics. Some of it is just, you just got lucky. You got that frame. Whatever it is. Like Josh, he's built like, if you look at his body, he's just like a fucking tank. Just his ball of muscle and he gets so much force into it. And that's just a gigantic advantage. If you use it correctly, like Toporia does, did you see that fight with Toporia and Volkanowski? I still don't know all the names.

I know a handful of names. There was a featherweight title this past weekend. No. And Alexander Volkanowski was trying to defend his title against Ilya Toporia. And Volkanowski had been dominant in this division forever. And Toporia put him to sleep, man. This is not the fight, by the way. It's just like, yeah, the lead up to the fight. Yeah, Toporia, he put him to sleep. It was wild to see, man. This kid is a fucking monster. And he's only 27 years old. And he said he was going to do it.

He said, I'm going to knock him out in the second round. Well, dude, I need those guys to go and go like, you know what? My chances are about 50-50 on this one. Some guys have respect for their opponents. They say things like that. He's a great champion. That's no fun, though. Yeah. This is the talk shit sport. It is. And it hypes up the match. It gets everybody going. Yeah, fucking. And it's also part of the psychological warfare, because that shit works. Yeah. Especially on some people.

Some people like Nate Diaz doesn't work on it all. You can talk shit to him all day long. That does not going to change anything about the kind of ass who open you're going to get. But for some guys, it fucks with their head hardcore. They just have a really hard time with someone talking shit about them. And they get real emotional. It's a lot of sports. A lot of fucking even in my business music.

Yeah. You see people in that red light comes on when you're doing something like live or taped to television or whatever. You see people in red light comes on. I have band members. I like 10 of them. It's usually one. Somebody just fucking can't keep it together and fucks up. It's just one of those things. It's just something about having that fucking cool, calm, collective fucking mindset when you're going into anything that's stressful or, you know, high energy, whatever it might be.

How much, how difficult was it for you when you first started getting famous? Because you go from being a regular dude to being kid rock in not a lot of time. What was it like getting pussy? No. It was like being a man. And just pretty much what it was. What was it stressful? Was it like a hard to deal with? Fuck no. Wasn't it all fucking awesome. I love it. It's the greatest fucking shit on earth. I'm like, I have to worry about fucking buying food.

Like, I'm going to be able to put my kids through college at this point. We're getting a new fucking house. We're getting a new car. Fucking getting a nice seat at the restaurant. Fucking no problem with that. I'm not one of those people bitch about it. What do you think it is about? What do you think about people that can't handle it? Like what do you think it is? Fucking get away from it. Britney Spears moved back to wherever the fuck you're from. Where's she from?

Arkansas, Louisiana or something? I don't know. Somewhere down there. Fuck out LA. In places eating you fucking alive. I think Britney's in Vegas now, right? Oh, so much better. Yeah, it's better for a health. It's a more stable family. It's not going to do heroin anymore. I've stepped it down to crack and gambling. And get a, there's ways to get away from it. There's ways. Trust me, you know this too.

So many of these people, because I've been here and seen this first fucking hand of the front row seat. Have these people are telling these people. They're feeding the machine through a source to get their story told. They're telling them where they're going to be at. So the paparazzi's there. Yeah. It's a fucking game. It's a publicity game. It's weird. And it works. You can make a lot of money that way. Who the fuck wants? Like I had to. That's what the Kardashians did. Because I worked out.

Worked out well. God bless them. Solid business model. For them really worked. Like if you just want to make money, that's the way to do it. I will never get the big ass thing. I don't get it. It's just right over my head. You don't like big asses at all. No. Really? You like them little? I just fucking small white pancake ass with these kids. Never man has this time. I don't. Yeah, that's all I'm saying. Too bad it's the type.

But there's like this fucking ass movement in the last 10, so many of us. It's awesome. It's awesome to watch. Watching rap videos and shit. It's fucking great. I'm like, really? That's all right. You just don't know what the appeal is. None. Wow. None. I don't think I could be further from you in that department. I love a good ass. Yeah. A big girl looks like she gets squirreled. Fly stone? Different strokes from different folks. She's like, they can pick up heavy kettlebells.

Oh, God. I don't have a heavy kettlebell. I'm working with a two pound hand weight down here. The strokes are different folks. And isn't that the message anyway? Yeah. Totally. Really what it should be. I'd say everything against it. I'm just saying, I don't get it. Yeah, I get that you don't get it. And that's okay. You got like a 1970 sensibility. Yeah. The Catherine Bach days. Oh, yeah. Duke's a hazard. Oh, fuck. I'm real hot she was.

See, if a girl with a huge ass drove up in the general league, I'd definitely be excited. That lady was so pretty. Oh, my God. I remember watching that show thinking that's not even possible to be that pretty. How the fuck is she that pretty? All those shows love boat, fantasy island, Duke's a hazard. How about Charlie's Angel? Charlie's a chick's out there, solving crimes. Yeah, with guns. Sold fantasy island. Like they got a fucking midget. You're like, yes. Welcome to fantasy island.

He's in a suit. They got a little guy in the suit. Like fucking, he's got an accent. Oh, fuck turn it up. Was there always a lesson in fantasy island? Like they didn't really need what they were asking for and they should have just stayed where they were. Wasn't there like those kind of messages? I don't remember. Did fantasy, did it all? Wasn't it kind of like careful what you wish for? Yeah. Those were always that way. You know, it's always, there's always like a trick.

The genie's got a trick. Careful what you wish for. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's never like, oh yeah. And then I'm going to be the king of the world and everything works out great. Yeah, I've won. Wish. You know, wish is that would kill you, right? If they, if you do that, they get real mad. Like now you've used the wish. Totally. Imagine if that was real. Imagine if genie's were real. Which is all looking like. I was always jealous of Ricky Schroder on Silver Spoon.

So I'm like, fuck look, all these kids got a fucking train in his living room, man. How cool is that? Pimball machines everywhere. Shit. I'm like, fuck. That looks awesome. It's not like I grew up without it's from a very middle upper class family. We had everything we need. We had a swim and pool and tennis court and shit. All that. But I was like, fuck Silver Spoon. And you're like, we don't have money like that. That's some other shit. That's what social media is doing times 10, right?

Yeah. Imagine being a kid today and just dealing with all this social media shit. Trying to keep up with the Joneses impossible. Yeah. I think it's even worse. Like I have, well, my granddaughters, nine, but I have nieces who are teenagers and going through all that stuff and it's man, the influence it has over them. And then what the other kids say and then what they're all saying on social media and what the new trend is and what the new this.

I think it's always been that way, but now it's just exaggerated times a thousand because everything's right there. It's a difficult thing for adults to handle in the emotional aspect of going back and forth with people and comments and stuff and the whole world is commenting on things. Like when they're doing that to each other, they're kind of pressure that they're putting under them. Things have ever experienced that before. No kids have ever grown up with that before.

This is a totally new pressure. And if you look at the data, like suicide went up, so far and went up, depression went up, it's not healthy. It's not normal. And what I think it's a devil. I said that the year Twitter came out, you might be able to look this up. I care. I think it wasn't rolling stone or somewhere or whatever. I think what do you think about Twitter? And I said Twitter's fucking gay. This is probably what came out.

And so it's time went on because all I saw is people having a subway sandwich for lunch or whatever. No, it gives a fuck. Oh, right. The early days. Yeah. Yeah. Like, can I get promoting stuff and just that and the other fucking getting a rise out of somebody's stirring the pot. But then the funny part was years later, you know, Twitter blew up to be this huge fucking thing and they're like, this fucking reporter is getting kind of snooty with me. He's like, you said. And I quote, Twitter's gay.

I'm like, no fucking way. I go, I didn't say that shit. I go and I'm so sick of you fuckers in the media, misquoting me every time every opportunity you get. I said, to be clear, I said Twitter is fucking gay. All right. Get it right. The, I got you questions like that. You said. So that's why I stopped doing interviews like 10 so many years ago because you know, you used to have to promote something called every radio station and every market. It's like that would be part of your day.

Get up early, which I was not good at back then these days. I'm up at 3 30, but it's not good at the back in these days. It's like, get up early, call all these different places, all these things like weekly. And it turned into as the internet and social media started becoming prevalent, it turned into I gotcha because that was the headline. And as my publicist used to say, dude, you speak and fucking headlines because you have no fucking filter. And I'm like, I don't know.

It's going to be very tough to change that. So it was always this, you know, be your buddy, say some nice things. You do records great. Bob, Bob, Bob, and like fucking get you on the line with something. Of course, I go off the fucking rails. Right. And then fucking, that's all you hear about. And it just, you know, that's what they want to do. They still do. They only have a couple of minutes with you. They want to say something outrageous or question you in a way that's going to go viral.

And it's got tired of you. Oh, that's a fucking thing. And I feel bad for so many reporters. It was so good to me, especially in Detroit. You know, that I just kind of, I think a lot of them took it personal. I've been meaning to contact for all these years and say, hey, I'm going to do stuff with you again. I'm starting to come out of it. I'm doing your show. I'm like, I get it. I got some stuff to promote.

I'm like, but I just didn't like, if I never saw another fucking TV camera on an interview again, I'd be fine. I'd be totally fucking fine. Like, I don't need to be on fucking Good Morning America every week. I don't give a fuck. But you don't have to. You have a beautiful set up. Well, I'm very blessed. Not to get away with your life is amazing. I don't want to overshadow that. I'm extremely blessed. Oh, I know you appreciate it.

But like, the way you live in like, I've talked on this podcast many times, but you give me the tour of your house. And why don't you even, oh, by the way, you got that wrong. You're like, what did I get wrong? You said, my girl, let's just do religiously, my fiancee. And she'll always play me the hot clips, you know? Right. And what that one was a man, you know, he's got a golden shower. I'm like, a golden shower. That's like pissing on somebody. It's a gold bathroom. The whole bathroom's gold.

Yeah, there's a shower. The shower's not gold. No, it wasn't in place yet. No, it's just I just seen the tile and it was golden. And someone told me it was a golden shower. I was like, that's the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life. The golden urinal. But the walls were gold. Yeah, yeah, it's everything was gold. It was before when I went into it, it was before everything was. It was a three four year ago. Yeah, I think it was three years ago.

You didn't know how hard it was to find gold toilets. That's okay. Now you can go on a gold guy and you pump him up. Well, I had to get the seat gold plated because I couldn't find it. If I had a gold toilet, I couldn't find a seat in the lid. And fucking God had to like, you know, cheaply gold plate it. Well, gold is a weird, you ever see what they can do with gold? They can take a little tiny piece of gold and cover this whole table. Absolutely. I get so much shit gold plated 18, very strange.

I don't know if you're a care gold plated. Look at that. We got a gold plated urinal. Oh, you're an old urinal. You're an old urinal. The internet. That's on the internet. Oh, bro. Look at that. That's amazing. A gold urinal. Why not? Your house is incredible. I described it to everybody. I'm like, there's two bedrooms. The fucking house is gigantic. It's bigger than the actual White House. I know. It's got two bedrooms. I think your house is bigger than the actual White House. No, fuck.

I think so. I think, yes, someone he was telling me that. Oh, fuck away. White house is like 100,000 square feet. I'm sure. Yeah. I think it looks a little. I've looked it up. But the White House has more than one house, right? There's two. There's more than one house. There's levels is underground basement, main floor. Then you go up and up to the main residence. And they have tunnels that go out to the other side to the V.P. Place where the bowling alley isn't shit.

Bro, is that the dumbest idea of all time to tell everybody what your president's going to be all the time? What a fucking dumb idea. Oh, he's in this super visible house. It's just a house. I think they're pretty protective over there. How protective can you be? If you watch those Instagram drunkenly. The air space is shut down. Okay, 55,000 square feet. All right, I'm on the wrong. I thought your house is bigger. No, mine's 27 or something. But what your house is is...

But it's on 200 acres, not 18. What your house is is exactly if an 18 year old kid won the lottery. Oh, 100%. And so you can have any house you want. I want a fucking giant room for jacuzzi's with like exposed beams, like a collapsed mine. I'm like, this is amazing. I joke with my friends when we're torn. I love to get people to our own proud of it. You know what I've done and hard work and shit. And it's one of my favorite things to do. And I joke with them all the time.

And it's pretty serious. If I had this fucking house 15 years ago, somebody like I'd be dead. I'd be fucking dead. There's no question. It's an amazing setup, dude. You made a party house. It's perfect. Beautiful view. Great place to be. I believe if they were advertised, it would be a great place to entertain. Yeah. An entertainer's dream. An entertainer's dream. Yeah. If you were trying to sell that, oh boy. What is it about 27,000 square feet? How big is it?

Yeah. But don't use that put the elevator in. I put the elevator in because I'm going to die there. I was like, I'm going to need to get up and down these floors one day. That elevator's amazing too. That's an elevator. That's an elevator. Funny one, an architect. That's probably my second favorite thing outside, passion outside of, you know, be a close second with haunting and the outdoors. You know, as music is interior design and architecture.

And so I'm designing a house with edges and architect hobbies for many reasons. But he's like, I sure you want to put the elevator right in the foyer of the main entrance. He goes, you know, most people hide it, you know, off to the back by a laundry room or something. I'm like, yeah, I want to run into fucking metal. I want it gold so people walk in and like kid rocks got a fucking elevator. Yeah, put it right out front, bro. Yeah. This is the house for ballers.

This is the house of learning doctors and ballers. That's an amazing store. That's how I would do it. It's fun. You built something, right? No, I bought a house. I bought a house here. But if I was going to build a house, I'd build a house like that. I think I want to, even what I want to do is I want to build a podcast ranch. I've been thinking a lot about that lately.

You can't, this is a good, you got a lot of cool shit here, like, but you can take all this and like, I've already figured out your lighting here for you. I was telling the guys on the front. Yeah. So there's several spaces here and there's a lot of light switches. I noticed already just from doing a small tour, fuck Lutron, fuck Crestron, fuck that automated shit. What you do, you might be able to do the whole building if not, you can do it in sections that make sense.

Like this whole front thing, everything's on dimmers and there's one switch. When you strategically place, when you walk out of the door and maybe somewhere by your office or something, all hooked up to the same breaker. Click. Like when I walk into my studio where you bend down there or whatever, you know, things like 10,000 square feet, there's two light switches. Shut everything off in there. Three, because one in the studio, it never breaks. Works perfectly.

When you turn it on, you're ready to rock. If the cleaning people need to do something, they can adjust the dimmer up or down. And it's the cheapest, smartest, most efficient, fucking thing you can do. Hmm. Good advice from Kid Ron. I love that shit. Yeah. That's, that's good advice. Yeah, this place is a little chaotic. But this used to be, well, I can't say that. I can't talk too much about it. What it used to be.

I've been thinking about doing something in a place where we could do a lot of other shit too. Just putting a fucking plate with a place of the lake. Runway. You can get definitely get somewhere with a runway out here. What are you doing so well? You're so successful. I have to get a chopper. So you could bring the people, like what a cool experience. They fly to your ranch because you're going to get more value the farther you go out. Yeah, but I limit my time in those fucking things.

Oh, I do too. They did rock and roll the choppers. Don't mix. They freak me out a little bit. I'm not going to do too. Yeah, they took out Steve Rive on. Didn't it? Jim Crow. Was it a plane crash that took out Steve Rive on? Well, helicopter. Come out of Alpine Valley. Apple Wisconsin. Jim Crow. Jim Crow. It's a scary one to die. A buddy T-Roy from Mom. What's called a fuck? My Gumridge entry. Bill Burr has his own helicopter license and he took me. I took lessons. Did you?

I took lessons for a while. I just grand idea when I was younger when I first started getting fucking money. I'm like, oh, we got a fucking helicopter. I'm like, oh, my Danny Cole. 10,000 fucking, yeah, exactly. I would. 100%. Gold Flake. Yeah. It looks like a low rider. I was going to get like 10,000 acres in the middle of nowhere building a fucking little fucking redneck empire and then.

So I started taking these lessons in a single engine Robinson and I let my hand off the collective a couple of times like, you know, the fucking the teachers like, what the fuck did you do that? You didn't tell me not to fucking do that blah, blah, blah. And then what really was a deal breaker, I'm like, I know myself. I'm like, we'll be sitting around getting tuned up. And I'll be like, you guys don't want to get the chopper out? Go for a spin. Oh my God. Dead flying. Oh, yeah.

I was like, could you imagine? No, let's make enough money to ride in the back. Yeah, the only times that I've been in one, I've like, keep it together, keep it together. It feels like you're trying to stay out. You know, flying football helmet. Oh, man. It seems so fragile. They seem so fragile when you're in them. They're like, oh, I'll never get in a single engine. And anything again that flies. Never. Everything.

Everything that flies is based on a system of two fuel pumps, two engines, two everything. You can go with without one of them. So your odds are pretty good when those things fuck up. Mainly speaking about planes, it's pilot error, probably 90, some percent of the time. There was a recent private jet that crashed on the LA. Yeah, it was a challenger. Yeah, challenges three times. A couple of people got out of the back and the pilots died.

Yeah, yeah, the people survived, which is crazy if you look at the footage. The passengers did. Oh, Jesus Christ, dude. That's insane. I thought that was the name. Oh my God. It isn't Florida. Okay. Right. Dude, that is so wild to see. Fuck. Watch this land. Watch this happen again. Yeah, do it from the beginning because the beginning, watch this land. This is so crazy. That's what kind of funny. Look at this. That's the kind of plane I got. Look at that, bro. Fuck. I mean, how insane is that?

And I think it was three people came out of the back. Yeah, the pilots. Amazing. Amazing. Oh. Damn. They just had to just land it on the fucking highway. Holy shit, man. Imagine trying to land a plane and knowing you're going to take out those cars and you're probably not going to land anyway. You're probably not going to be able to pull it off anyway. You don't have any engines anymore. Scary. Oh my God. It's scary just not being in control of anything.

Yeah. At least for me, I'm a bit of a control freak. Like, just not being in control of any situation, especially when it's something like that, that always. Yeah. That makes you think a little bit more. That's why when things aren't a meritocracy and you're hiring because you want things to be inclusive, not getting the best people working on your fucking airplanes and flying your airplanes, you're not getting the best people. What are you doing?

Like, that is one of the scary, but especially like airlines that is one of the scariest fucking methods of transportation, whether it's the safest, it's arguable, it is very safe. Relatively, but it's one of the scariest for people because in the most anxiety because you give up all control. You're hoping that the pilots can keep it together. You're hoping that the equipment's been tested correctly.

You're hoping that everybody who tightens every bolt and checks every fucking well, you're hoping they do a really good job. Like, they're really good at it. They do do a pretty good job overall. Like, and I'll even say, you know, like, you know, just a lot, like, this is a place that makes sense for regulations.

Yeah. I mean, as somebody who's very, you know, very right of center, you know, less regulations on most things, that's something to make sense and they have a lot of good ones in place. You know, it's, they, you just can't fucking jump on a plane. Like, when something like that happens, it's something fucked up. Yeah. Be interesting to see when they, you know, do their investigation. What happened exactly? Yeah, it would be interesting. Like, how do you get a double engine failure?

That sounds insane. Or maybe it's like when Sully, you know, landed that in the Hudson River was, you know, geese or whatever. Right. Or something like that. Okay, that's, you know, I've flown out of many airports where they go out there with shotguns before just a boom, get with blanks just to get, you know, geese out of there. And they actually let you hunt them at some of certain times of years.

Like, I know a metro airport Detroit, there was a congressman that asked they had a special permit to go over there and hunt them at certain times in here. And I love the bird hunt. Yeah, they try to keep populations down. They have snipers. They do a lot of different things to keep, they try a bunch of different methods to keep ducks and pigeons and shit. They say, how many planes have been taken out by birds? Probably quite a few, huh? It's becoming more common. Really?

You know, you never know if something's more common or as the media just that much more accessible with everything. Right. I always want to wear that. Like, is population gross? Things make sense that gets more of whatever. Right. But you just don't know in a stand-age. Like, is, you know, when there's fucking how many 24, seven news channels all trying to report and get an exclusive story? That's like, you know, some of them just straight up gaslighting you. Oh, yeah.

Gaslighting you on the news. If I shit my pants right now, like just legit shit my fucking pants. Like it would be the biggest story of this week, maybe next week. It would be a big one. That loser, he shit his pants. As if it's never happened to you. Well, it's not. I think the left-wing media is reporting any good stuff I do. No. Well, I'm just in their sights. I mean, we need is a non-wing media. That's what we need. There should be value in just the news and that's what Dr. Phil wants to do.

There's supposed to be, that's supposed to be the AP. Yeah, it's supposed to be, but it's not anymore. Well, because I think journalists, at some point in time, at least corporate journalists, a big percentage of them decided that they're working towards a better future, that like their activists, you know, and I think some of those people are not very charismatic. And they're, people don't like them that much. They just happen to be on television.

Well, why do many of these people refuse to retire? Because now they have a career. They have an idea. It's their identity. It's our destiny. It's like the 75 years old plus. They refuse to go away. Yeah, they won't go away. And they also want to give them. That's sad to me all the time. A lot of these people want to give their opinions on things. Yeah, I want someone who's actually asked if they're in the media who has consequences on their opinions.

When you're fucking 77, you know, and you're what's your name for maybe Sierra whatever like who's crying at fucking Hillary Clinton's, you know, when she lost the election, who reports fucking world news, you're like, she has nothing to fucking lose. That's not a journalist. That's not. I want somebody who's young has a family like you have shit to actually lose if you're going to sway things to set and the other get called out on it if you're in the media.

If you want to talk shit, join a band. I just feel like we need objective news with no spin at all. Absolutely. And not coming out of a place where you don't want to report on a certain thing because it makes Trump look good. Not, you know, just look at what are the facts? What are we dealing with? Like what are we dealing with in terms of the economy? What are we dealing with in terms of international conflict? What are the facts? What's actually happening?

Don't twist it in some weird, if they went by facts, if they went by facts and things like that, there's no one but been better than Trump. The shit he got done, and if you just look at the numbers in his record, forget about all the noise. You see that guy was one of the founders of Facebook who talked about it and he said it was the right message, but the wrong messenger. He talked about all the different things that Trump did that it turns out. It worked. But I even know we're friends.

I even before we became good friends, I understood. As I think a lot of people did not a ton, a good amount of people understood that there's a method to that, to what people call madness. He says, you know, like, fucking Russia go after fucking Poland if you don't want to pay your fair share or NATO. My sense tells me, no, he's never going to let that happen. He's going to fucking go in there and fucking let them know you're going to pay your fucking money. He's not going to let that happen.

I would say in my heart, in the way I feel there's no fucking way to let that happen. It's like when he's telling certain countries, you know, like, if you're going to go into Ukraine, I'll fucking blow up Moscow. Even if they only believe in 5%, fucking keeps him out. You know what I mean? The guy knows how to fucking go in and get shit done and talk business wise and make these statements. And this thing, and they don't know what the fuck he's going to do.

But I have to say when he was in office, by me, he did the right thing pretty much every fucking time, everything he did for this country, whether it was keeping the border and check, fucking everybody working, including minorities, energy, fucking independence, build the fucking military up, keep us out of fucking wars. I mean, the list goes on and on. I think if people could look at it without his personality attached to it, they'd be able to see that.

That's one of the most amazing things the media has done is they've turned a guy who is a celebrity, who was beloved, who is the host of the celebrity apprentice on NBC. So Lansky was a celebrity. Everyone puts him on the highest fucking pedestal. I'm like, oh, he's the greatest fucking. It's like, yeah. Well, that's confusing too, right? Super confusing. That whole thing, when the left is calling for war and the left wants war, that's like, what has happened to the war?

Trump just said the smartest thing. Everything he says to me is fucking great. But smartest thing is like, we should not, I've kind of spoke about this with family and friends for the years. Like, why do we keep getting these wars, giving countries this fucking money and we get nothing in return? This should be a fucking loan or we should fucking, we should take land or natural resources that they can buy back one day with a small interest or something.

Why are we just giving fucking money away, giving our resources? Oh, you know the fucking trillions we spent in Afghanistan and Iraq? So what's the answer to that? Why did they do that? I have no fucking idea. I wish I had the answer. I'm not smart enough to know that. Yeah. There's probably someone who could probably illuminate it for us. What, like, does the debt matter? I don't understand how the debt fucking matters. I don't get it. National debt?

Yeah. Everyone's always bitching about the debt, but we just fucking keep spending money. Like no business survives like that. That's just common sense. But they keep doing it. I'm like, it must not matter because we have the biggest bomb. It's like trying to collect from the biggest bully in school. Like, hey, where's my $20? He's like, oh, beat your ass. Like, okay, I'll get it next year. Who do we owe all that money to? You know, they say China.

They say this country that I'm like, imagine China just bought America. It's like one day. Imagine if they tried to collect. Look at all the people. US debt clock dot org. Oh my God. Look at how much money. 34 trillion. Yo, look at how crazy this is. When you watch this, it's so insane. Yeah, they're like, hey, we need to send another 60 billion here. We need to fucking 100 billion for this. The thousands. Just how quick the thousands go by the thousands of national debt.

There's another hundred. It's insane to watch. It's bananas. It's so weird. It's so weird. New York City. Debt per citizen, $101,960. Debt per taxpayer, $265,178 per taxpayer. I don't understand how that works. That's so insane. But I've never heard it. How does that stand? I've never heard it explained. I've heard politicians bitch about it and we are debt in the set. Now they're I'm like, I don't get it. Why does it keep going up if we can't afford it?

My conclusion is we can clearly fucking afford it. We just print some more fucking money or whatever. I don't get it. Have you ever heard that explain? No. I never realized it was that bad to watch that clock. There's something about knowing the number but seeing the number move in real time. That's just terrifying. How does it I don't understand this makes sense.

Okay, many people believe that much of US national debt is owed to foreign countries like China and Japan but the truth is that most of it is owed to social security and pension funds right here in the US. This means that US citizens own most of the national debt. It's a fucking scam. It's a giant Ponzi scheme. It's a Ponzi scheme. It's a Ponzi scheme. I just want to round. Yeah, yeah, we need that $100,000. We're gonna pay off the debt. Crazy. What the fuck? We owe it to ourselves.

We sound like Debbie Downer and negative Nancy over here with our- Yeah, what do we do? Punching ourselves. Keep going. Let's talk about fun shit. Yeah. Well, it's not, you know, just something that just comes up. If you're having a conversation about why the world is crazy and- Remember Paul had a single example of the cop being crazy. Paul never came up years ago. Do you ever remember that? No. I remember if it came up as like who you vote for big, not your fucking business.

Yeah, like in the 80s or the 90s or who the fuck talked about politics. Meanwhile I'm looking in the mirror with a fucking bag I had on a Trump flag. I'm the biggest fucking provocateur and offender of this. Yeah, but you're also a guy who's like fed up. You're fed up with the- there's a narrative that the world got fed. Yeah, I just love my country too much. But it's a stupid narrative. You know, it's- Switch one.

Well, the narrative- first of all, the narrative that right and left are really that separate from each other. Most people care about the same things. Holy. All my left-wing friends, I got plenty of them. Look at my fucking band. Do we talk about DEI? Hmm. We got fucking gay, black lesbians, fucking, fucking red necks, fucking females, fucking men, black, white, fucking. That wasn't fucking done by like, oh, we need to mix this up. Right. It was like we want the best people.

And not only that are best for you know whatever they play or whatever their instrument. Musical talent is, but also people that we knew could get along and could spend time as a family. Like you know, you hear these horror stories about so many bands hate each other. And this that and the other and like we've never had that fucking problem. Sure, we've had disagreements and fuck you and this that and the other, but fucking for 25 some years like everyone loves each other and gets along.

And fucking politics all different across the fucking board. I just came to power and I'm like, look, you got to vote. I don't give a fuck who it's for. I say you got to vote or you're out of the fucking band. Which is a fucking threat I probably never follow through with, but I'm like, just let them know like you just got a fucking vote. Well, that's the difference between social media and real life.

In real life, you can be friends with people with all sorts of different opinions because if they're good people, you can talk. You can talk even if you disagree. And you'll find more in common. Yeah. And you don't have in common. It's so simple. Everybody wants basic things. They want friendship, love, family. They want to be successful in whatever they're trying to pursue in life and they want to be safe. Everybody wants that. Those are the primary things we all agree on.

It's the most important things that all of us want in our life. Then the other stuff when it starts getting on the fringes, like, you know, trans women competing is, is by a lot with biological females. Like now you're out there in, in crazy land and that's getting the majority of the attention. But that's not the majority of our fucking problems. And the majority of our problems, we all kind of agree on keeping things safe and. We disagree on the paths to get there. Yes. To those things.

Great. That's what it makes America great is thinking differently. But instead of thinking so much about the things that we disagree on, which I think are insane, and how many people have been incited by bullshit stories in the media and it's changed your narrative on, on all the people running for president, whether it's gaslighting you about Biden or gaslighting you about Trump. They're just bullshitting to get, trying to get whatever narrative they want out there.

They don't really give a fuck if it's the truth. Well, and not only that, the truth can be spun in so many different ways. Facts and numbers can be spun in so many different ways. Where it's like you tear that line, what's not really a lie, but it's not the whole truth. What's really wild is that the people behind Biden are wheeling, like if he wasn't fucking up as much as he is, if they could just kind of keep him out of the limelight for a while, they're wheeling to run him again.

They keep him out of the limelight any more than they do though. Basically, what they're saying is they're running the country without the president. That's essentially what they're saying. That's what that report says. That report says he's not there. If he's not there, then you know he's not really running things. If he's not really running things, that means the people that are running things are now not the president. They wanted to keep it that way. And they'd like to keep it that way.

That seems fucking nuts. That is not what we signed up for. We didn't sign up for these unelected people that are working under the administration, taking care of everything. We did not sign up for that. It's hilarious to me that a lot of the extreme leftist people, you know, they have this thing where like, you know, older white men are the fucking devil. They just are. And so what do they do? I like the older white man who's the guy who gives that power. Yeah. This is the most diverse.

There was the thing that the White House press secretary lady was going on about how diverse the cabinet is. Sean Claude Pierre. And then one dude gets caught butt fucking in one of the Senate rooms. Oh God. Yeah. You see that? What the fuck? And then there's another person who's like a trans influencer pulled their tits out on the lawn, took photos. Their tits out of the White House lawn. And it's almost like we got to compete on the right. It's like, hey, hey, we got George Santos.

That's hilarious. That's hilarious. Fucking weird. That dudes a hoot. Fucking Kuku. He's fun. He's fun to listen to. He's fun in those interviews when he goes off. He's sassy. As long as he doesn't have access to your finances or yeah, it seems like you might be an HUSD L.E. Ha Haasler. That one the other day because I'm always trying to do comparisons to Trump and Biden for people that they know my friendship, my love for Trump's politics, everything.

And I don't like the way he talks and he speaks. And like, okay, look, you fucking, you need an emergency medical procedure. You're in Los Angeles and you have to get to Santa Barbara. The only people that can drive you there that are available are Trump and Biden. Fucking pick one. Right. That's good. Yeah, but he shouldn't be driving anywhere. There's no way Biden should be driving. That's not fair. He's having trouble walking. He can't do anything. They don't really want him as president.

They just want him to get them into power again. That's what it is. It's people running the show behind the scenes. I mean, Korean Jompier, how do you say her name? She got busted using his account. Korean Abdul Jabbar. Did you see that? What happened? She got busted using his account to tweet. I didn't see that. I walked up and forgot to change accounts. So she tweets as the president. You got to see this. People fuck up making mistakes.

I know, but it's just fun to see the wiring under the board. It's fun to see how the sausage is made. This is not really the president. The president is just a small angry guy. It's literally weakening Bernies. This should be impersonation. Look at this. America means investing in all caps of America. When I ran for president, I made a promise that I would leave no part of the country behind. And she put it out under her account.

Bro, when they say things like that and they tweet, when presidents like Biden tweet, it's like trying to get wisdom from a fortune cookie. It's like they're the dumbest little quotes. Who's read that? And it's like, yeah, he did. And he's doing a great job. I bet fucking Reagan would have been good at it. I think most of the people that are supporting Biden online are bots. I think there's a lot of people that are genuine Democrats and are supporting Biden. Don't get me wrong.

Those bots are wrong. Some of the nuttiest pro-biden stuff, despite like no matter what happens, no matter what kind of gaff he makes, where it's so embarrassing. And if it was your dad, you would want him like, get dad, get dad. We got to get him off the stage. And be like, dad can't, you can't do this dad, dad, dad. It's over. We got to get you to a home. We got to get you some care. So I heard from a very good source.

I can't confirm, but it was a very good source that when Biden met the Pope, he shit his pants. Did you hear that one? I hope he did. That's amazing. I mean, I don't know hope he did, but if he did, it's a funny story. It's a very good source. Damn. It's not fair. It's not fair to do that to an old guy. But that just shows you the mechanism behind the scenes that keeps the country running. It's a bunch of people working for the president, and now they're essentially pulling all the strings.

It's kind of wild. And those people definitely don't want to see Trump get into power. Because then they lose everything. What's like the last election, a lot of this stuff seems like it was done semi behind the curtain. And now it seems they've come to a point where like, we don't give a fuck. Yeah, we're moving right after this guy. However, we're going to find a $355 fucking million for where there was no one that got hurt in a fucking. Yeah. There's no victims. Fucking insanity.

Yeah, that's what the insane part about that is. Elon actually posted about that. Like, where's the money going? Where's the money going if there's no victims? If he didn't know anybody any money, where's that money going? There's no, there's no like one person that's a, you know, a claimant, right? I hope he drops it off and fucking pennies, right? I just let Tisha James his front door and that fucking stupid judge.

I'm just fascinated by watching it all play out because like they're doing it right in front of your face. Right in front of your face. Like a banana republic style prosecuting of your political opponents, framing them in the worst way possible, getting judges to like, we try to figure this out and we try to be as reasonable as possible. Let's figure out how anybody could ever value Mar-a-Lago at $18 million. Unbelievable. Google right now, look at blank property and Palm Beach.

Yes. Couple acres will come up for $100 million on the water. He's got property 18 acres on the water and the intercoastal. Just the land alone is insanely insanely valuable. And then there's a palace on it. I'm like, you're gonna tell me that's only worth $18 million. I'd buy three of those. There's vacant land on Zillow. Oh, Zillow. I even Palm Beach. They can go like that. The highest to lowest price. Bro. I mean, for $100 million, it's two acres. I'm not even a real estate investor.

But if I found that for sale for $18 million, I'd snatch that shit up and turn it right around. All right. You're crazy. That's so biased to say that's $18 million. No matter what metric you're using. I think about it. That's insane. I think about it. That's pretty much every day, every week, since this guy came down the escalator and announced he was running for president.

It's been nonstop and I can confirm that because I got a board pretty early before he got the nomination publicly and I've had shit thrown at me. At my level, just constantly nonstop. This guy's took it every fucking day. That's why we call him Teflon Don. He is in an odd way the only president that didn't age. They all rapidly age. I got for that fucker all the time, man. Fucking unbelievable. I was a boy. That guy doesn't miss a fairway. He hits a 250 yards right down the freaking middle.

That's amazing. It's incredible. And that's his only problem with it. That's his size, too, right? He's smart. When he's talking numbers and different things, it is memory like everything. You're just like, man, it's mind-boggling. Really? He's that smart. Really is. It's unbelievable. Has there ever been a turnaround like that before where like so many people love a guy for his bombastic personality and then he becomes president and then they all hate him?

You know when he all started, it all started? The media would have you think that everyone hates him. No. No, most people love him. The reality is when you go to the UFC, I said when you... Right. Tucker Carlson, him and Dana White walked in. It was like... But Nannis. Do a public in Avengers. That's funny. It was the most insane reaction. It was like, they have a super team. There's a super team. What was that one at? Well, I've seen you guys walking together with multiple teams.

New York, they were Miami. Miami was a big one. But they were all Nuts. Yes. New York was a bananas. Yes. The New York City. New York City. And that is a very diverse crowd. The UFC. Oh, yeah, man. The UFC is the most diverse crowd. Yeah, they get Tucker smiling. The UFC is filled with people from all walks of life. There's a giant lesbian fan population of the UFC. I got a huge lesbian fan base. Do you really? Yeah, is that a couple of lesbians in my band? We always joke.

Like, back in the day, like the early days, like, I'd be these fucking hot shakes in the front row, showing their titties and shit, you know, just cool rocking roll shit. And like, so I started... I started... I got a great friend in a Toledo Ohio, Dan McGurk. And, you know, he's got some issues. And what he called Down syndrome or whatever. And so he's posted a lot of things publicly. You know, I kind of stopped doing, making wish and kind of took him for life. You know, he's my friend.

And I'm going to be with this kid forever, whether we go... That's awesome. Go to a Pistons game, or, you know, he comes to all the shows, anything like that. So, but as a result of that, and then having two lesbians in the band, like me and my guitar couple of years, you're sitting there jamming on stage and we're like, boy, man, shit's changed. And it's like, three, four kids down syndrome in the front and like four lesbians like hanging out. I'm like, wow. The times they are changing.

Yeah. They are, right? You know one of my favorite songs you hear is that I play in my green room playlist is Run Off to LA. Oh, shit. I love that song. Because it's a deep cut. That's a fucking great song, dude. It is a deep cut, but that's a great song. One of those breakup songs. Yeah, but it's also like there's so many guys that get got, you know, to have a get the fuck out of here song, you know. And we'll be fucking with him Hollywood host. Yeah. Bro, there's some predators.

Oh, man, learn my lesson. I used to watch them moving on dudes at the Sky Bar. Remember the Sky Bar? Yeah. I would call them the coyotes. Because you can see these like really aggressive Hollywood crazy ladies who would move in on these rich guys. And I remember I was watching this ball chubby guy getting seduced by this girl. And then she goes, do you like Coke? And he's like, uh, yeah, I like Coke. Yeah, okay. And then I'm like, oh, she's got you. She's got your buddy. Client and sinker.

She's going to be moving in soon. I mean, moving out your shit. She's going to move in soon. You're going to marry her. That she got. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a real like gold digging is a real business model, just like those Nigerian princes. Gold digging is an interpersonal way of, uh, we're crazy. People can latch on to people's lives. It's fascinating to watch. No better place to do it than Hollywood, California. It's crazy.

And so many of these guys are like executives and back in the day at least and they were killing it back then. TV executives are out partying at the Mondrom. And the coyotes just move in. I knew a bunch of dudes who lost a bunch of. Well, by theory, Los Angeles, Cal, or Hollywood, you get all these beautiful girls. They migrate there. They want to make it at some level, want to do something. So wherever it doesn't matter where it is on earth doesn't have to be Hollywood.

Where is a bunch of hot chicks, whether it's the local disco club in your town, wherever there's a bunch of fucking grease balls, bunch of fucking coos. If there's a conglomerate of hot chicks hanging out in a concentrated area, it's a bunch of fucking weirdo dudes, just a bunch of fucking creeps. That's five fucking like dive bars. Yeah. So it's just being an proximity to hot chicks. Yeah. It attracts every D bag on earth. Yeah, that's probably true. Yeah, if they know that I should be there.

No, I remember going to like popular clubs, different places and just, you know, wow, it's ton of hot chicks man. And I look around like, wow, there's a bunch of D bags in here too. I remember thinking of going, like when I was a kid and I first started going to clubs, like with my friends, go to a dance club or whatever, just being an idiot, like wearing cavareachies and looking stupid. Fuck yeah, just trying to meet girls.

And all I could think of is like, this is like the least productive way ever to meet somebody. Like I've never met anybody at one of these places. It's always just me and my friends standing around looking stupid, trying to figure out how to meet girls. I didn't either until a fucking hit record. Yeah, but I fuck, I like the same dirt ball I look like now my whole life and like fucking couple hit records. Wow, it's fucking Brad Pitt. You look hot. Fuckin God. That's sexy motherfucker.

Talent is the great equalizer. It really is. Talent is the great equalizer. If you have talent, you get that way above your head. Confirmed. It's everywhere. You see it all throughout Hollywood. It's interesting. It's interesting. It's interesting how that stuff works. It's never going to change. No, it's never going to change. It's just you're always going to have the whole thing about Hollywood too is that you have to be chosen.

Like most of the people that are out there are out there to be chosen for something. You're out to be chosen to get a record deal or chosen to be on a sitcom or chosen to be in a movie or chosen to be on a show. You have to be picked. So you're always trying to figure out how to be more fit in more. But the more true talent like Rod Doc talent you have or whatever it is, like it starts to negate some of that stuff. You still have to kiss the ring a little bit. I always called it.

I always said you know when it came to radio it was a whole fucking game to play that shit. I don't have a couple radio hits. I always say I was willing to tickle some balls but I would not insert penis in mouth. That's kind of my, do you think that's why? Because you had so many hit songs. But they weren't necessarily radio hits, is that what you're saying? Well MTV was huge for me. So that was even a better outlet than radio. But I've never had number one song in America.

I was never willing to do them fucking shit to get it there all over the world where I'd have to do anything when number one seven countries or something. But yeah, I was just, my feeling was always like, okay, we have to at some level when we're getting this big chance after I'd been knocked down this, that, and the other, and finally got my big record deal in like 1997. I was like, okay, this is a do or die. Have to play a little bit of this game.

It was one of the best, my most successful record because that's kind of what I did. And it worked. And then after that, my philosophy was like, you know, I came out with picture and they're like, this is going to kill your career. You know, I love that. I love that. I love that. That's also my Spotify. They literally told me it's going to kill my fucking career. And I was like, that's crazy. That's a great song. Yeah, thank you.

My mindset at that point was I want to try to make classic records, not hits. You know, something that'll stick around. And it's hard to nail it. You know, I probably made a thousand songs and there's arguably, you know, pamphled fucking great ones in there. You know, it's like being a photographer. Take a thousand pictures, you'll be get five good ones. Did you got a lot of bangers that I love picture? Cheryl Crowe. That voice. She can sing. God damn. She can sing.

There's an emotion in that voice. Very talented. Our politics don't line up so well these days. You know, imagine not. Are you still friends? We're still friendly. We don't talk as much. You know what? That's suck. Yeah, we. We said we sat down, Lisa. So we're talking about gun control. Oh, no. Yeah. And I'm like, Cheryl, here's just like no one in this town. Well, you know, country artists will talk to me about it this.

And I'm like, yeah, if you want gun control, you should move back to LA or New York City. It's very prevalent there. It's just not kind of a Tennessee way of life. I was like, and the scary thing about it is like, I could say like, okay, common sense gun law. If we actually had one to keep guns that have mentally disturbed people, I could take a serious look at that. And I know the NRA is going to be all over for that. I don't fucking care. I can honestly take a serious look at that.

But the problem that I see in it is as soon as this common sense gun laws pass written up by attorneys and people in politics, that none of us can really understand it throwing some mumbo jumbo. First thing's going to happen is, you see that crazy shit kid rock was saying and black out drunk in his hockey talk. He's not mentally stable when he'd take his guns away. You know what I mean? That line get get crossed and back and forth. One or the other. That's the problem with the common sense law.

It's like, it's not everybody doesn't have fucking common sense. That's a very good point. It's also a very good point that you can get experts to lie. We saw that during COVID. Yep. You can get experts to lie. And if you have mental health experts to lie that you're unstable for a political reason. For any reason, I could I could go out and find, you know, 10 people, a conglomerate of 10 people that hate Joe Rogan. Yeah. And get them all. Get them all unstable for sure.

Get the same shit together. I'm probably admitted to being mentally unstable in some way. But it's not you can't let people define that because you're going to get people that are just using it to take away your rights. And then they're going to once they have that, now they've pushed past a certain line. They're going to push even further. It might get to a point where you're not allowed to have knives anymore. It might get to a point where you can't have a sword in your house.

What was the argument for years? Why would you need an AR-15? A 30 round clip, right? Yeah. Well, 30 people breaking into your house. One word to answer. Israel. Right. It's a great, great answer. You know, that was one of the craziest things I saw somebody tweet about Ukraine. All you people with AR-15s, you should be donating them to Ukraine. Like, do you not see what the fuck you're saying?

We know that this is a real possibility with human beings that they can invade places and shoot people up. That's a real thing. How do you want us to be unprepared? How do we protect our politicians so well in our court houses? Exactly. And everything else. We can't do this for our schools. These anti-gun politicians are being protected by people with guns, brave people with guns. And they live behind gates and walls. Exactly. They're protected.

And they're getting away with pushing this nutty agenda. And what you need is better law enforcement, better trained, more law enforcement. The problem is, you're the problem with guns. These days, they've made that a popular sport. Yeah, they fucked that up. It'll be a long time for that recovery. I'm not saying every cops good. There's good and bad and everything is we all know that have a smidge of common sense. We're going to get bad actors and anything, anything, anything. Anything in life.

But overall, when your kid can't breathe and you call 911, that cop shows up. Yes. Or someone's holding someone hostage or you need someone rescued or there's a real problem. Someone's shooting up a store or you know, this school and you see this cop's national going running in there. They were training the military. Exactly. Not knowing what they're going to face. God bless them. Exactly. And those are the kind of people that you should fucking praise. That's most cops.

And it's not the private schools. My granddaughter goes to private school. They have security. They've taken precautions. And she says, what about the people that can't afford private school, which is the majority of this country? Yeah. You know, what are we doing for them? Politicians I'll talk about it. Well, there's also certain ideological aspects of shooters that they don't talk about.

Like they didn't want to release that trans shooters manifesto because it's like this really crazy, anti-white, anti, like, it was a weird manifesto. The same way just in Kansas City, they didn't want to say who the shooters were. Right. And Bill Marley, the other night, and Ann Coulter. She's like, I can guarantee it wasn't too white, guys. Because they would have had them all over the news. And unfortunately, that's fucking true. It's 100% true.

And anybody who denies it, it doesn't matter if you're right or left. You know that's a fact. This is not a... And it's fucked up. We need to catch these shooters. We need to catch these bad actors. You need to give me the ultimate description of them. Yeah. You know? Yeah, it can be hard. Yeah, it can be hard. Yeah. You know? Oh, that's hard. 40s to 50s wearing a gray sweatshirt. Yeah. I mean, looked like he was high. Yeah. Yeah, you can't just say two men.

No. Yeah. Trying to keep a PC politically for sure. Show the crap. Show the crap. How quickly did they have the pictures? How quickly did they know? Probably within an hour. Yeah. Yeah, it's a weird time, man. It's like people are scared of reporting the truth because they're going to be called racist. It's so strange. And it's your transphobic, if you're talking about the fact that these shooters are trans. Like, how many of them in a row? How many of them in a row?

I'm checking all the boxes for the left, the right extreme left wing. Right. It's nuts. I'm a racist fucking Nazi. Just fucking laugh when you have this shit. I know it's nuts, man. Anybody that opposes them in any way, shape, or form is far right. But, but you think about it. It's actually is Nazi shit. What is the name? Gerbels or Goebbels? Whenever you know, tell a lot of thousand times it becomes the truth. It's also...

You should be vehemently opposed to this no matter what your political ideology is. You should be vehemently opposed to gaslighting from anybody. The... Your side should win because they have the best argument. They shouldn't win because they're full of shit. That's dangerous. It's dangerous to everybody. And the fact that we're all just trying to sort this out in real time as a country and so many people are skeptical of the news now, so you don't know where the fuck to turn for the truth.

Well, they're skeptical of the news. A lot of people are skeptical of, you know, the CIA and FBI. Like institutions that have been there to protect us and serve us for years and our judges and prosecutors. And we're like, everyone's being exposed. At least say what you are. That's why, you know, I don't care. You know, the people know who I am and where I stand because I know where other people stand around me. And it's the oldest cliche you know who your friends are.

Yeah. I know who my friends and my family are. The world that I have, I'm so blessed to have. And I don't need to try to play both sides of the fence to, you know, being Hollywood's good graces. Yeah. David Spade said he's like, dude, you're like Hollywood's fucking kryptonite. But good for you, man. Good for you for being yourself. The world needs more people just being themselves. You're a good dude, man. I don't nail it every time.

I've said things odd aligned that in a different day and age, I would probably have apologized for. But in this day and age, no fucking way. You're a good dude, man. You really are. You really are. You've always been a good dude. Cool to be around and you're cool to everybody. You're always friendly to everybody. Like when I went to your house, I brought some friends. You're just cool to everybody, man. And it's like, that's what really matters in life.

It doesn't, you know, this idea that you're supposed to be hated because you have a different political opinion than someone else is so dumb. It's so dumb. Can we just look at who the people are? Can we look at who the people are and let's debate which is the right idea in terms of what to do with the economy or what to do with the environment or what to do with all these things? That should be what we're all concerned about. Absolutely.

Everything be so fucking these people are evil and these people are the future and this is the death of democracy. If you go that way and it's a shut the fuck up. You people are freaking everybody out. Exactly. You people are freaking everybody out and I don't think you're right. And you weren't right when he was in office. Where did it, what happened? Where was the end of the world? The guy was in office for four years. Where was the wars? He didn't start any new wars. Exactly.

The whole thing is nuts man. And during the Biden administration, the disastrous pull out of Afghanistan, he realized it all to believe that he wouldn't have done. He wouldn't have done it that way. He wouldn't have done it that way. He wouldn't have asked those guys. He would ask the generals like how to do this. Absolutely. And do it the right way. Absolutely.

You should get out of there but they're probably going to have to maintain some force there otherwise the Taliban is going to take over like they did. Like fucking a month, fucking duh. And then you left all the tanks because it's too expensive to get them out of there. He was, I saw Trump talking about that like how insane that was. The left behind all the military equipment. It's billions of dollars. Why are we sending money to countries that hate us?

How could you ever imagine a scenario where it makes sense to leave a hostile military group like the Taliban tanks? You, and it's also, it's almost like you know we're going to have to go back and you'd like them to be a little bit war well armed this time. So then we could have a real war war, like a bigger war war, like a war war with two armies.

So then with the war, if we lose some people, then you can really justify spending much more money to buy like better shit to fuck those people up with their old shit, our old shit. Well, unfortunately some of that might come back to haunt us here and I hate to put that out in the universe. And it's, you know, with this border being open, we know there's bad actors here. We know it's not if they would have, you would have to do that if you could.

If you, I mean, if ISIS is real, we know it is what, what, if they're doing their job, they would sneak in. They already have what, why wouldn't you sneak in? They're already here. They're already here. Okay, kid, let's put on the tinfoil hats. Why, why are they allowing that border to be open like this? It's insanity. I don't know. To get votes for the Democratic Party. I have no idea. I can't answer that question. It seems insane to me. We want great migrants to come here.

Yes, it's the foundation of our country. I know so many good ones that fucking work hard that we're working on my house to build, it to do different things here and there. Sure. You know what I mean? We, we need workers like this. We just wanted to come through legally. I know it's not like a broken record. It should be a better vetting process that allows people to come in legally. But also you have to vet people. You can't just let them use through. If you really care about security.

This is my question and this is where I get when I get really conspiratorial, when the weed kicks in. When you get real conspiratorial, I start thinking about all these things that are happening. The decline of California, the fucking tents in the street. The fact that they know they can clean it up, but they choose not to. They cleaned it up when GGP came to San Francisco. You saw that right? So if who would be, why would anybody want it to continue in the same direction that's continuing?

Because it seems to be deteriorating. It doesn't seem to be improving. Who other than someone who would want America to fail? The other question is like, okay, Trump handled it to the best of his ability with the tools he had in his toolbox. Biden now has that same toolbox. And he keeps saying, well, Congress won't give me the money. They won't pass. And why the fuck is that going on too? Then they put three things in one bill. They put, you know, you pray. You pray in the border wall.

And Israel, aid to Israel. They put those three, why the fuck are these not separate bills to vote on? You know, because I'll try to throw their fucking bullshit in there. That is, and that's both sides do that. Yeah, they both do. They both should cut that crap out. It's like, we're going to vote on the fucking border wall. Have it be the fucking border wall. And that's it. Yeah. Don't fucking try to piggyback Ukraine and Israel into there. Those should be separate bills on their own.

Well, not only that, how much are they required to know about the bills they're signing? Because some of those bills are enormous. Okay. Attorneys that fuck this country up beyond belief. Some of those bills, how, unless you spent a long time going through them and also referred to them. If you're even educated enough, right, to die site for the lingo, the wording, the definitions. Yeah. You don't think a lawyer can spend something around 100%.

That's why I was saying, like, I was going to say, in consult with people that are experts and whatever the fuck they're talking about. They should be written two page bills, two to five to 10 page bills and layman's terms that anybody with a high school degree can fucking decipher. Yeah. Period. Why don't they make that a law so we can all read them and understand them. The fact that they sandwich all kinds of shit inside bills is just nuts. That should be illegal. Completely.

You're sneaking stuff in there that allows for mass surveillance. And Trump pulled their pants down on that. Yeah. Trump did that and make no mistake. There's plenty of fucking Republican establishment that hate him too. He's fighting them as well because he's like, you guys are full of shit over here too. He's telling so many people up there and DC, you're full of fucking shit. He goes, I'm going to run this like a fucking business and I'm going to win. He likes to win.

He loves to win so much that he fucking that I want him fighting for this country because he wants to fucking win. I want him on my team. Period. I like it. I like your passion. You're passion for this. Kid Rock. This Mitch McConnell guy is the most amazing one. He wants to step down. He keeps freezing up. He froze up again. This guy's locked up like three times. I don't get it. He just locks up. Like, if he was doing any other job, they would stop. They would stop him.

They say, you're going to have to retire. You can't. You just lock up. If I lost my voice or some ability to do it, we could not talk to you. Forget about losing your voice. What if you did it? Would you say, yeah? Would you still come on here? I just do a podcast like this. I'm Joe Rogan. I'm still trying to. Like, no, you'd be like, you know what? I had a good run. Yeah, you'd have to stop. Just stop doing that. Whenever they get him in front of the podium, the dude just locks up.

I just feel like sometimes we're having like the dumbest conversation because it's like we're repeating a lot of things and it's all to me boils down to common sense. You know what I wonder about Mitch McConnell too though? He's probably guilty of some serious shit. I wonder if he's doing the Vincent Ducin gigante thing. What's that? The Vincent Ducin was this mob leader that pretending he was crazy.

So he'd walk around with like a bathrobe and slippers and he'd shuffle around the street like a crazy person. And his don's would meet him or his- They all roped dope. Exactly. So all of his bosses would, you know, all the guys under him would meet him and they would go walking. And so what the FBI did was they put these recording devices and all the hubcaps of all the cars on the street. They parked their own cars there.

And so they recorded them as he was walking and then they knew he wasn't actually crazy because he's really running the mob. They did it by pretending. So a master of deceit. If they're coming after Vince or what's his name? What the fuck's his name? The O- McConnell. Yeah, McConnell. If he's pretending to be locking up, that'd be a good move. Like if you think the shit's coming down. You think he's that good of an actor? All I have to do is this. I could do that. I could fake lock up.

You could do it straight face. Oh good. From a bunch of cameras. I'd lock up. If I knew I was going to go to jail, if I locked up like that and sat there like that for a minute, I would make sure I had like a huge fart on deck. Right. Just let everyone go. Oh no, oh no. You're like. And then go, woof. You're never beating fart jokes. No. Imagine someone doing that as president. Hold up. Like Joey Diaz, grab in the mic. And put in the, Joey Diaz is done that on stage.

We grab some mic and put it in his ass and fart. You cramped. You cramped up? Oh no. On your leg. Much water, if I drag. Yeah. Do you take electrolytes? I do. I drink the fucking hydrogen water. Really? Do you have that? I do all that shit. Somebody told me, one light, sauna's cold tubs, fucking, I, intermittent fast, fucking cardio, fucking Kaiser gym equipment, circuit train. Let's go. Somebody told me once that if you get a cramp in your leg, you should actually pinch down on your tongue.

I mean, it's a pressure point. Oh shit, it comes back. Yeah. I've tried it. I think it might work. I'm not sure though. It might just be in my head. You know, the worst is foot cramps. Yeah. When your foot blocks out. They say to eat potassium too. They say potassium, I grab banana or something like that. I very rarely get cramps because I drink a lot of electrolytes. I do too. I'm having a drink. Four or five cups of water. I don't use to do it at all. I never drank them for years.

In years, I just worked out and drank water. And then when I started drinking electrolytes, I was like, oh my god, it's such a game chain. I mean, it's a health question. How do you get, I've been meeting to hit Dana on this. How do you get protein, the best protein without the calories? Why is scared of calories? Just because I don't want to bulk up. I just want to stay thin and, you know, I'm a core. My core is probably one of the best ways to stay thin because protein.

I just don't eat it after I work out right away. I haven't been. I don't need to. I don't need to one. Then I stop at six or seven o'clock. Yeah, I do. I mean, you're not a fucking professional athlete. You don't have to eat right after you work out. It's the best way to get optimal performance is to, you know, get some glucose into your muscles. Most people think carbohydrates after workouts are really good.

But if you're on a, like, a high protein diet, one of the things that happens, like if you're on a carnivore diet specifically, you don't crave as much food. You don't eat as much. I don't eat as much just from doing the intermittent fasting. I kind of do it. I want the weekends and when I go out to dinner periodically, I do it so I can do that. You know, I ate a lot of raw vegetables, the right fruit, and then lots of salmon chicken. Should be careful with some raw vegetables. Really?

Yeah, you get a ton of raw vegetables. You get oxalates. The thing about raw vegetables, especially when you blend them up and like smoothies and shit. No, no, I eat them raw. I use to eat them. I use to eat them. A little to Z key if it wants to flavor. I mean, you're probably not eating enough that it's going to be a real problem.

But for people that get, like, blended smoothies of raw vegetables, especially like raw leafy greens, they say that like when you cook them, it actually is more bioavailable and it gets rid of the oxalates. You could get it out of the vegetable. But I know people that have drank a lot of smoothies, like green smoothies, and develop like kidney stones and shit. It becomes a bit of an issue for some folks. I don't know why. It might be a genetic thing. I do smoothies. It's protein. Oh, really?

Yeah. The amino acids protein. I'm addicted to Jocco's proteins. Jocco's got this stuff called mulk. It's fucking delicious. It's so good. I'm addicted to it. I just keep drinking them. Even when I don't need it, I drink it. But you don't need to worry about like what's high calories. Well, I like to do high calorie things or the things you shouldn't be anyway for trying to lose weight. Like pizza. Well, you got a factor in how to get it in. I like to drink my beer. Oh, that's a lot of calories.

But that's usually only one or two nights a week, like depending if I'm working or not, but like weekends. That's usually one good night, but I can drink some fucking drink. I bet you can drink some fucking drinks a beer. And I enjoy that, and I'm not fucking stopping. Well, then maintain. I do. So I'm maintaining good. Yeah, but don't worry about calories for food. The food calories you need. I was just talking about after working out a 30-sposed-up protein. You should.

You should have carbohydrates and protein after you work out. I'll eat some fruit after I work out. I'll eat fruit before I work out, too. That's like kind of the only time I ever eat fruit. I've been trying to eat the right fruit, blueberries. Blueberries are great. I eat some blueberries. I eat some blueberries. Yep. Wash the shit out of them. That's the thing you got to worry about foods. Like what the fuck is being sprayed on your food?

How good of a job they do at cleaning it up before it gets the groceries to the shelves. Well, we got to cheer like you. We got two freezers full of fucking alcohol. And venison. We got chickens for our fresh eggs. Yeah, we're pretty good about that stuff. And very fortunate to be able to afford it. Yes. Because we joke even if we shop at Whole Foods, we'd nickname it Whole Pay Check. Yeah, it's brutal.

And it's also like, I've had people on the guy from White Oaks Pastures who explained that whole grass fed thing. And then also that it's a US product, even if the cows are grown in another country. Did you know that? No. They ship. They can grow cattle in another country. Kill it in another country. Ship it to America. And then if they cut it up and put it on the shelf, then it's a product of the USA. Makes no sense. But it's wild. So they're labeling it like a product of the USA.

When it's a USA, rather, when it's a cow from another country. What's the whole other conundrum of trying to just fucking see through the bull shit on food labels? Yeah. How much research you have to do? And then you fucking start googling this shit. You don't know what the fuck to believe there. The worst thing you do is like, you know, I have a headache. You start googling like WebMD headache. And it's like, you're dying. You're fucked. You know it freaks y'all out.

Yeah. Fuck. Let me tell you about these fucking shows we're doing. Tell me about these shows, Kid Rock. So fucking next excited about this shit. I get huge schedule this year, nine shows. I'm just kind of like my number, like, nine or ten. But this year, the big one is called Rock the Country. And it's a two-day festival with me, one night Jason Aldean one night, and cast a character from Miranda Lambert to Hank Jr. Skinner, Bradley Gilbert, Travis Tritt, on down.

And so we're doing these very small towns like O'Cala, Florida, and Mobile, Alabama, and God's Alice, Louisiana. Just in these fucking fields. And this is like, so I own part of this festival. And it's this place for fucking people who love music, love freedom, and love fucking America. Which I'm not sure that they have one of these anywhere. It's like a two-day festival for the people, Rock the Country.

It's like everyone's welcome, but you're probably not gonna see a whole lot of blue hair and nose rings there. Right. And so I'm super excited about that. You're essentially doing like... What's... What's... What's... What's... What's... What's... What's... What's... What's... What's... You've got our V stuff, and you can camp on your car and stuff like that, and VIP experiences, knowledge ship.

But it really, you know, when they approached me about this, and you know, having a piece of it, and perpetuity. You know, it's made me do shit like this, go out, and like... It excites me to go out and do things now, rather than just go tour and make money. Okay. I've been blessed to be able to do that. That doesn't excite me, you know. It always excites me to play, but to do something like this, a little outside of the box, and create this space.

Because making a mistake, all the shenanigans and experiences we're gonna have here, the people are gonna fucking make it. The people, because they're, you know, they're coming red, white, and blue, they're coming with their bag of shit. And they said, any other, like, it's gonna be a fucking shit show, the greatest shit show on Earth. So I'm looking forward to that, and then we're doing a... This is... We're doing Kid Rocks Rock and Rodeo at AT&T Stadium in Dallas.

Yeah. The night before the PBR World Finals, bull riding, I've really in the last several years gotten into... Started with rodeos and bull riding. We've played a lot of those through the years, Calgary, Stampede, and Shyam Frontier days. And, you know, of course, the Houston rodeo. And I wanted to take rodeo to the next level, so we've created 16s. So it's team competition rodeo. So like, you know, the ropers are gonna be going head to head, rather than just timing them.

And then I'm gonna open the show, rather than have, you know, usually it's the rodeo, and then you play music. Right now, the way I'm trying to format it is I open with a big number. Like, kind of an award show type thing. I'm really gonna put some fucking time and effort into it. And then, you know, we'll do the rodeo, some music, for entertainment in between. I've been... I've been gunning for this one, and I think we found it.

We wanted you to some entertainment in between, you know, trick riders, you know, six shooters and stuff like that. But I think we found two midgets that are gonna ride mini-balls. Oh. Fucking mic drop. You can still do that today. Fucking mic drop. And then of course, we're doing Kid Rock's comedy, Jam. I think it's third year, third or fourth year. Who's on that? I don't know yet. Brian from Xanies. You know, you do hand it like I put by no Chris Porter will be there, my old friend.

You know, if we've gillisted it, you know, the first year, Donnell Rollins. We've had some great people, Eleanor Kerrigan. You know, I'm a fucking comedy, groupie. If I didn't have shit to do tomorrow, I'd be up at your show hanging out in the green room and giving comedians hand jobs. I pretty much live in Xanies and Nashville, you know, that's awesome. So we do that for charity. Everything's 100% for charity. Is that where you met Theo?

No, I met Theo a little bit before that, but he popped up the first year. And he like, he came as the big star and did, did 15, 20 minutes. Yeah. We have a little musical guest play. He did it one year and, you know, other people and, uh, it's something really fun just because I fucking love comedy. It's called the American Bad-S comedy jam. It's during comedy we can Nashville. How many of those have you done? I think this is the third or fourth.

Nice. We've been able to raise some real money for people. I got buddies of, you know, throwing 10 grand here just because they got it and shit like that. So we've, you know, raised, you know, he's got average just at the rhyme of the year. It's a few thousand people. So we've raised 80 to 100 grand every year. Nice. Last year we donated the money to the victims of the Covenant School shooting in Nashville.

And then the guys that lost their lives on those choppers and went down outside of Fort Campbell. So we try to pick a couple specific things each year and help people out. That's awesome. Fucking great. That's beautiful, man. That's a really cool thing to do at your time. I'm glad that you like, you know, like that excites you now. Yeah. Doing something interesting. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Something where you got to stake in the game.

Yeah. You know, where you really, you go out and you fucking work and you promote it and you tell people what it's about. And you're excited about it, you know, like these rock the countries. And it's a fucking gamble, man. When you're fucking with mother nature, you're doing an outdoor fucking festival. Especially in Florida. In the middle of fucking nowhere. And you know, we're trying to, one of the smart things I've pat myself on the back.

One of the things that came up with was before we announced these and did them, we got, we invited everyone from these small towns or states. Whether it was their mayors, had a city council sheriff, state senators. We have, we had some of each show up from each state and had them all up to my house in Nashville. And we, you know, we broke bread. And we just talked about how can we put our heads together and make this a great experience for fans.

Because, you know, that's the biggest thing when you're doing these festivals is you have to make sure of, we have enough bathrooms, enough water, enough things for people to do, like, you know, create photo ops to sat in the other. Right. The music's going to be what it is. You know, we're going to give our all there like we always do, but, you know, to be involved in that level, you know, to be able to throw my creative ideas in and this that and the other.

One year we tried to do the generally hood slide. Where's fucking idea I've ever had. Fucking Johnston, this is what we used to do this thing called the fish fry. John Schneider got him to host it. I got a new, you know, I have, I have a very nice generally with 440 in it. I got a new hood for it, like an old hood that we painted. Because I know the hood's going to get fucked up, right? Right. So I've got this all planned out because I'm so fucking smart.

Well, the first fucking lady goes to fucking, it was like some money and, you know, judges. The first fucking lady, she's got a big old girl. She got beer in her hand. She goes, she fucking trips, bam, head her right in the front quarter panel. Oh my God. They fucked that car up. I think I had four grand worth of damage to it. Oh my God. How is that lady, she okay? She fucking bounced off. She's still had her beer in her hand. Oh my God. But, but that's fun trying different shit like that.

You know, create fun shit. Like, so I get to have my input on these, on these festivals and really give my two cents and try to do cool shit. And, and things, you know, just, just up and make it this fucking patriotic, fucking freedom love and music festival, which I just saw need for it. Well, there's a lot of people that didn't feel like anybody was talking to them. Half the country. Yeah. Why do you think yellow stones, so big duck dinos, exactly. All that shit.

Yeah. There's a lot of people that just don't feel like they're being represented in the media because they're not. It's like fucking deep experiences and like I get into a fucking program a series on something. Like I said, I'm gonna fuck your gay. Speak gay. If you're Jewish, speak Jewish. Hey, everybody, speak fucking black. We don't got to like clap louder for you. All right. Just fucking, but it's like become this fucking Hollywood bullshit where I'm into some fucking program. All right.

Second episode. Here comes two guys kissing or the trans person enters in just for no fucking reason. Not for the narrative. Not if it fits the story. I fucking get it. They just got a factor in it. I'm like, fuck, go fuck off. Fuck off. Like fucking, it's just, do you notice this on Saturday Night Live? This is a perfect example. And I teabot every week and you know, I just love Saturday night, but I'm like, I fuck now. It's become unfunny.

There's bands and they're never fucking heard of it suck. And it's gotten, it has its moments where it's great and this, that, and the other. And you probably know the ones I'm talking about, but nonetheless, I watch it. And I've noticed this. It's like so when they're doing the opening monologue. You know, one of the cast members will be in the crowd or whatever. Never one will give them some applause. Watch this. Every fucking time when the Asian gay dude comes on, people are like, yeah!

I'm like, what the fuck is that? Why? Like, why? Why are we screaming louder? He's not the best person on the show. Clearly, you know, Mikey Day's fucking great. You know, there's other people on there that are fucking equally great. Like, why? Why are people doing this? Like, you know, just clapping louder. That's like, we're all just fucking humans, man. Be who you want. They want to show their inclusive. That's what I mean.

It just shows me this fucking millennial generation that like a good chunk of them are just complete fucking pussies. It's very performative. You know, virtue signaling is like something that everybody does now. It's like something that you feel obliged to do. It's like you're so brave. Yeah. You're so brave. God bless you, soldier. It's guy legs dick. It's not that big of a deal. It's not that big. It shouldn't be that big of a deal. No. No one cares.

No. We should clap on who's the funniest and the best one on the show. Yeah. Now, what the f- Now you got me going on a rant, so I haven't even had a drink. I like a good rant. You want a drink? No. Okay. Oh, I'll take a beer. Let's get some beers in here. Get some bud lights in here. Speaking of that Shane's hosting, I said no this weekend. Yeah. I know I had that confused. I thought it was not the last weekend before. I'm like, nothing T-vo. And I want to see Shane.

Are they showing him workshopping? It's a promo they put out for just a bit ago. Yeah, I don't know. I'm going to watch it, but obviously. God, I'd like to take a look at his wardrobe. Case, man. Sweep hands, lots of sweatpants. I fucking love Shane, man. He's the best. He's a funnier shit. And people out there haven't watched his son Netflix. It's beautiful dogs. Dude, you're best joke. I've got to compliment you on it. Not only that, but I'm all your success. I've known you.

I don't think people know that we've been in the same circle for 20 years plus easy. Yeah. When you were hosting the shows that I would perform at and shit like that. You know, we've always been friendly just to see you fucking work your ass off all those years. Through all the TV stuff and have this going and make fucking hundreds of millions of dollars. Fucking God bless you. Thanks brother. Appreciate it, man.

I always win your own shows when you're like, can you imagine if all of our founding fathers came back to Earth and like looked around in a present day and you're like, and they're like, what, you guys have a written any new shit? Fucking great. Thank you. They wrote some new shit, some bills. Right. It's got a body. Yeah. But the way that our government is structured, they were fucking genius, huh? To figure out that there's got to be some checks and balances in place to keep tyranny at bay.

They just didn't know that it was going to be subverted the way it's been. How could they possibly know that we get that part? I think they were smarter back then because they had to be. They forced to be. They knew the nature of man too. The nature of man is almost always too. Here we go. Let's go. Oh yeah, where we really drink a Bud Light? Let's go. Watch how much shit I get for this. Who cares? Who cares? Why do you get Bud Light here by the way? Chain. Oh, Shane goes. He's on the podcast.

Oh, did I tell you these fucking smart asses? You know, my buddy's now at Ann Houser Bush. Cheers, brother. For my birthday, they sent me a fucking hundred cases of Bud Light. That's beautiful. It's fucking hilarious. Truck rolled up to the fucking house. I'm like, who the fuck? Because my friends have been bringing it over, shoving it in my golf bag. Since I did the machine gun, fucking, a cop machine gun gate.

They've been fucking with me and everything I go to, like someone's fucking Bud Light, just Bud Light that. And finally, I came to a point where I'm like, you know, where I did my research. And like I told you, I don't give a fuck. Like, a lot of people worked. You know what the worst part about it was? Because people were like, people losing their jobs. And I was like, no, people's fucking livelihoods.

I knew people who drove truck for, you know, big Bud Light trucks, I sent the other, and the fucking livelihoods were crushed. Because now people are fucking with them. One of the heads of fucking AB City went to my bar, Kid Rocks, you know, big ass honky talking Nashville. He's like, dude, I walked through there with a Bud Light shirt. He's like, three people told me to go fuck myself.

I was like, yeah, I was reading about this one bar owner who had a stop carrying Bud Light because when people would buy it, other people would get aggressive with them. Yeah, and that's dumb as fuck. It is. That's a dumb as fuck. And by the way, I'm not into fucking boycotts and cancel culture. Like, send on someone a message, okay, or when they're targeting our children. Shit like that. Like, there's a fine line there.

But, it'll, it's me, I'm not fucking into cancel culture and fucking that shit. I mean, I'm fucking railed against it since day fucking one. And I'm like, we sent them a message. We don't even fucking cancel them, all right? If they go down this path again and they start this, like, I think they figured out who, if you're in business and you have a clear market, you might want to focus on that market. Yeah, and don't disparage them openly, publicly, like they did.

Yeah, I don't think if there's, you're like, what would be like, what's a, what's a target audience for gay people a product? Like, loob. Loob. Loob. I think it's universal. But you know, it's something like that that's, you know, this is, this is for gay people, you know, primarily. And you probably don't want to advertise on the outdoor channel. Right. It's nothing to say it's bad or wrong or fucking right. It's just fucking common sense. That's an actually good comparison.

I'd be like advertising musicals on the outdoor channel. Hey, bud, like, send me a fucking check. They sent you how much beer? Two pallets, 100 cases. How much is that worth? I don't know. Probably a lot of money. Well, it depends. How much are they spent on? I'm broad way in Nashville, including our bar. We're guilty of it. Everyone does it. Not a fan of it. Beer's a fucking like seven to $10. Wow. Nobody bats an eye.

Wow. But I, when we went into the agreement with my partner with the bar, I was like, I don't want shit to do with operations at any level, with dealing with bands, booking. I'll throw in my two cents. I'll keep up on things, but I hang fucking pictures. That's what I do. I come down and I'll get on stage drunk once a while and sing a number or two. I'm like, fuck a lot of money. It depends where you're selling them. So I've been giving them to my friends.

But if you want to see fucking confused people, we get done playing pick-a-bought or something by the weekend. I'm like, hey, you guys take a couple cases of Bud Light if you want. And they take them in this room and they're fucking stacked and they're like, what the fuck dude? And I'm like, it's a long fucking story, man. But if you got to think the retail in those, let's just say retail. The retail in those places. The retail is 15 bucks. Okay. And how many 15 grand? How many cases was it?

One hundred. Sometimes 30, 30 grand. Ash, 15 to 20, 30 grand. Depends. Yeah. They spent a lot of money. Fuck. The send you bunch of beer. It was funny when I met with them and we were talking. They were like, you know, if you're messaging, you know, we'd like to work out a deal. And I'm like, what? I'm like, guys, I'm not here fucking do a deal. I'm like, if you're messaging, it's kind of like, you know, they were kind of about, you know, like, I was telling them how I felt about everything.

Right. First of all, you know, like, hey, here's how you fucked up and here's how people like minded like me think. You know, and I kind of gave it to them. I gave it to them. But you have seen that night. And I was just speaking openly. I go, but now, after I've done some research, and especially after I've talked to them, but not only them, you know, they're the heads of this company. They got vested interest.

Talking to a lot of people, including Dana, including Trump, including people that own distributors, ships, people that drive form, they're setting the other bars, what not. I was like, that's fucking enough. I'm like, I go, but I don't, I go out, I'm not here to do a fucking deal. I go, no more, it's gonna look fucking terrible. If I come out and I'm like, oh, I got a bunch of money from a point of life, or she don't have cases, I don't feel right fucking enough. No, you shouldn't.

I'm glad you don't. I think, and like I said, there's no amount of money in the faceless fucking earth. You know, I threw out a couple of ideas and they're fucking terrifying. I can't wait to tell you one day. I don't want to let them out of the box now, because they're fucking genius. Tell me after. I will. I'll tell you after. I'm not, and I was just like, I'm not, I've made my friends a bunch of money. Gillis, Dana, Peyton. Yeah, that's true.

I still haven't gotten, thank you, cards from those fuckers yet. Well, we made Shane the Bud Light spokesman on Protect Our Parks. We just kept talking it up the entire time. Like dude, you can bring it back. You can bring it back. Cause he'll, he'll down 16 of them in a podcast. Like you'd never seen anything like it. If I didn't have shit to do tomorrow, I was getting after it, we'd be around there now. But Shane, like he doesn't even slur. It's weird. He just absorbs it. Me too. Yeah?

That's why I try to stick to beer. I like a whiskey, but I try not to drink it in public. Whiskey'll take you there quick. Beer's like a nice. You want to sell this fucked up videos of me on stage and fucking the hockey top? Whiskey. Oh yeah. Blackout fucking drunk. I think what happened was probably it sucks that they lost so much money and it sucks that people lost their livelihoods. What it did do that's positive though, is it sent a message like he stayed at the company. Every other company.

It's a lot of companies sent them out. Stay the fuck out of that shit because most people don't agree with it. And by the way, stay out and fucking brand if you're a company. Exactly. For your employees, and I would go in that order for your fucking employees first. Your shareholders, and I know you guys at the top got stock opposite your ship, but for your fucking employees, you're in fucking business to sell a fucking product. You know who your market is. Fucking stick to them.

You don't got to be fucking out here like fucking going after everybody. I don't know who their board members are, but people have told me that it looks like there's few woke people out there, but I'm like, so fucking what? I'm like, stick to your fucking market. Yeah, stick to your market. Go where you're celebrated is the best thing I've ever heard in life. Go where you're celebrated. Not tolerated. Yeah. That's good advice.

I think it's just one of these things where these people get out of universities and they're indoctrinated into this way of thinking and they start working for a corporation, they want to change it. I told that to Brendan, the CEO, I said, what did you think was going to happen when you move half the corporate offices from St. Louis, Missouri to New York City. And then you start hiring these Ivy League liberals to do your marketing. What do you think's going to happen?

That's like, you know, lining up a powder keg and lighten a wig and being like, I wonder if it explodes. Exactly. Yeah. I still think they should go back to fucking St. Louis too. They probably should. They probably should, well, they're probably reevaluating everything. Obviously, they are reevaluating everything after that. How do you not? So they lost 27 billion dollars. They are. And that was one of my things too. I'm like, you know what?

It appears to people like me because although we're friends and I love you guys and we'll see what the future holds, I have no fucking idea. But I'm not looking for a corporate deal on any fucking level because that's how you set yourself up to get canceled. And nobody can fucking cancel me at any level. And I'm fucking, I like that very much. But I was like, you need to fucking go back to fucking, you look like you're just, it's like this.

You cheat on your girl or vice versa or something like that. By throwing money at it and buying or some shit and this and other, it doesn't sweep it out of the rug. Don't fucking go away until you go, yeah, I fucked up. And they just refuse to go like, and I said, you don't have to go out and say I'm fucking sorry. We fucked up. I go, I'll say it. Here's some fucking ideas for that. I go, there's one idea. It's like, so the commercial cuts and it's like me out fucking working my ass off.

I'm just sweating, fucking no shirt on the sat in the other one. And someone's like, hey man, cool off and they hand me a bud light. And people are like, what the fuck? And I drink the bud light. And then they pan out and I'm shoveling fucking piles of money into the back of my truck. Like a kid rock sold out. That's funny. But at least with poke fun of themselves, you know, we kind of get it and people go like, all right, that's the way they should go.

They should go with a poke fun of themselves. I had some ideas too. I'll tell you later. I had one that I pitched a shame. I think there's a way to do it. But it's also, so you know, for other companies, just realize like a lot of people think all this stuff is nonsense. And a lot of people think that a lot of these influencers that you're latching yourself to because you think they're popular.

They're popular because a lot of people are, they think that they're attention whores and they're mentally ill. And so they pay attention to them. Doesn't mean they respect them as human beings. And you want to have them as your spokespeople and you want to disparage all the other people that have been your loyal supporters, supporters forever. You're making a decision. You make, it's a bad tactical decision. It doesn't make any sense logically.

You're not speaking to your giant portion of your market. You're actually in opposition to them. It's fucking dumb. Yes. But I want them to give me a reason to drag it again. I want to double down and stupid humor. So funny. I want to just like a specialized can. You know what I mean? Like fucking, they made these kick ass Budweiser cans back at all red, white and fucking blue. Shit like that. Just do something fun. That would work. And if they turned Budweiser into a red, white and blue can.

I don't want to tell you this one idea. So fucking, tell me later. So fucking funny. Hang on. They shit themselves when I told them. They literally cracked up laughing. They were on the floor laughing. And then they were like, we didn't sleep for two fucking weeks. Because wondering whether they should go for it. Oh, no way. There go for it. No. Fuck no. That's hilarious. It's not my favorite things. I've had a lot of great fucking corporate deals. Like fucking, it's incredible.

With Chevy and Harley Davidson and Jim Beam. So many other ones. But and they've all been pretty good for the most part. But you know, like dealing with Chevy, like the people I dealt with were great, but trying to get stuff done in those situations. Like even when I was talking to him at the design center about the shape of the suburban and the back, I'm like, you get fucking groceries. Like they slide out. It's just a bad design. Or a lot of people use these cars as chauffeur cars.

They're an escalator. Why can't the seats move back? So if you don't have any luggage, you get more leg room for those being transported around. We're in the design center and they're like to change the mirrors on that car. We'll take three years, which is why I fucking love Elon Musk. I'm not a fucking, not only for everything he stands for in the city, but I know he's probably not a Trump fan and I'm fucking love Trump. In case we're not clear here today, Joe, I fucking love Trump.

I really got that part. Elon's fucking awesome, man. I wonder who Elon is supporting. What did he fucking tweet last week? It was something so... Oh, he tweeted, do you see the Disney tweet? No. Pull that up. Elon Musk, oh, this is fucking great. He took the Disney logo, flipped Mickey Mouse upside down so it looks like two balls in a dick and he wrote these nuts in the Disney lettering. No. Fucking winner. Really? That's wild. We think that's Cybertruck. I love it.

I like it too and I'm not electric dude. I was going to tweet this out to Elon. I don't know if we have mutual friends, but I was going to say, hey, I'll make you a deal. Send me a fucking Cybertruck. I'll fucking drive it for a few weeks and I'll give my honest fucking opinion on it. No fucking money, no nothing. If I like it, you just let me buy it. I don't even want it for fucking free. I go, but you're going to take the chance. It's a 55. You're that fucking confident in it.

People know me that I don't fucking bullshit. Right. And I don't need a free fucking truck. It's probably give it to me if I do that, but I don't fucking need it. So I'm happy. He's sending me a fucking truck, so I basically jumped the line. You know that's going to be it. Yeah, you'll do a review. I drive the fucking rock review. Fuck yeah. I like it. You love it. If you're going to call them out now, right? Yeah, we are. Yeah. Have you driven things nuts? Dude, that is hilarious.

I'm right right there. I want to hang out with that dude. He's a maniac. He's a fucking maniac. I'm great. Have you driven an electric car before? I drove a Rivion for the first time. Oh, those are great. But I only drove it like down the street. Buddy might showed up with one. And a friend of a friend drove it down the street. It was the SUV. And then like drove out my drive and was shitting. It was fucking wild. It was good.

And I've been interested in those two because those are, that's a Detroit company. Yeah, the Rivians are supposed to be great. The plaid. I have the plaid, the S plaid. What's that? The four-door car that goes zero to 60 in 1.9 seconds. Do they make it in a men's color? Yes, white. Black. Or black. I think you get red too. But the fuck of things, it's something from the future. You can't imagine a car that's that fast and completely silent. That blew my mind too.

But you're like me, you're not driving up to fucking Alabama in your cars. If you have to drive long distances and those things, it's paying the debt. Right. Because you got to pull over and stop and wait for 20 minutes and charge it up. And it might only take longer. I think it's the only place I drive myself these days is to the airport or to the dentist. That's it. Well, if you just want to drive around town, electric cars are the shit.

And that thing, I think it does zero to 60 under three seconds and it's 7,000 pounds and bulletproof. And it stayed with steel. I'm like, I can't. Stainless steel. I can wrap that motherfucker and go wrap that motherfucker and go. Or camo. It looks like something from the future. It looks like some blade runner shit. I'm not into. I'm not into modern design. You've been in front of it in real life. Oh, it's so sick. It's all those things about it getting fucked up and snow and shit.

Have you seen that? That tires. That's all that is. You ever driven an AMG G wagon and snow? They're fucking terrible because they have street tires. They have wide street tires on the one handle one foreign car. What do you got? Rolls Royce. Well, we both had a. Only because. I'm not a rapper. Right. That's right. That's my daily driver still. Yeah, I drive his TRX. I know I've been back and forth. And it sees the man.

I want a preface because people think I'm fucking like a really new Rolls Royces. I bought this car because I've had this wallfile license plate like, you know, holder forever. And I got this car guy. He's like, I got a hundredth anniversary rolls with gold flag. And I'm like, we're going to get that fucker and put that wallfile plate on it. And then I got let's go brand and badges on the side of it. Oh, that's hilarious.

And we have more fun in that fucking thing going to waffle house or like whatever shit we're doing. That's hilarious. That's the only Rolls Royce in the country with a waffle house license plate on it. Let's go brand and there it is. How'd you find that? Fuck. Is all this shit on the internet? Yeah. You didn't know it was on the news? I'm sure it was. Well, of course it's on the news. Okay. Stop nerding out. I don't pay attention to all the shit that people write about you.

You'd go crazy, right? You know what only time I read comments? This one, it's like a news article and I'll go. I'll see like some fucked up article. And I'll think like family feud. I'll think like this is what everyone's saying down below. And I'll scroll through them and I'm usually pretty fucking close. Like I could read something up there and probably start scrolling. I can tell you what to say in some fucked up article like the majority.

Like I fucking pat myself on the back and be a pretty in tune with common folk. Even though I couldn't tell you what a gallon of milk costs. But just my friends places I have houses where I spend my time. What I do, I kind of, people think I have some fucking nutball right wing, fucking weird on them. Pretty fucking level headed overall. And I know you know this more, more than most people, but you know.

When people get real suspicious, when things get real weird is when you got people that put up things and you can't comment. That's weird. I did one like Bill Gates puts up a lot of stuff on Instagram and you can't comment. Well, my father passed away last week. God bless him. And so I put up a nice post and then Trump actually posted about him, which was fucking mind blowing on believe.

But what a great friend right there if I could speak to him about a human being and I could tell you what a great father grandfather is all day long. But it was actually my fiancee suggestion. I see fiancee two we've been together 17 years. So I was seriously suggesting like, hey, if you're going to do this nice post for your dad, turn off the comments, make it about him, not about you and you know everyone saying, I feel bad for you and this, that and the other.

And I thought that was the right thing to do. That's the only time I've turned the comments off. Yeah, that's not it. I thought that made sense. Yeah. I thought she was hit that one, you know, yeah, that's not that bad piece of advice, especially in that particular post. Right. Makes a lot of sense. But that's one of the things that people are having to navigate through now. Someone posts something. People get to comment on it. Everybody gets to comment on it. It's interesting.

See, I get all that from my fiancee Audrey. My life's turned into a fucking meme. As yours. Like, me and my friends, we don't fucking talk. They just send me fucked up memes and I send them back like fucked up shit on the internet. Yeah. And it's some half the time it's some comment that some wise and heimer made that's fucking hysterical. It's just fucking makes your day. But I'm not going to spend my time sifting through them. No. Well, there's so many out there and so many people find them.

So many people aggregate them. There's like thousands of meme pages. I follow a shit ton of them. I find they say funny shit. I follow them. It is. One of the things that's really interesting politically today is that the left are terrible at meaning. They're fucking terrible at it. Who would have ever thought that the funniest shit would be essentially right wing? Like the, the, the, it's not, they're really right. Serving it has changed immensely. They're the rebels now.

When I was right, I'm the fucking rebel. Yeah. Everybody fucking high with my business is fucking, you know, they're the conformists. Right. I'm the one like fuck that. Yeah. That's the punk rockers and the rebels are Republican now. You know who said that? Johnny Rotten. Johnny Rotten. Yeah. And the fucking sex pistol said a very famous quote about that. Well, he's fucking, see if he can find this right wing. He's a truck dude. Wild. Well, it's like even Mike Tyson said this.

He goes, when I was younger, I was very, very liberal. But as I get older, I just have more common sense and I see how my kids are going into this world. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. He goes, I've become more conservative. That seems to be pretty common. It's the oldest expression ever. But what? Show me a young man who's not liberal. I'll show you man with no heart. Show me an old man who's not conservative. I'll show you an old man with no brain. Very true.

And it used to be more so back in the day like being conservative is your fucking dork. Yeah. When you're a kid. Yeah. That's change. I mean, you got fuckers like me on here. Fuck this. Fuck that. You know, blah, blah, blah. We also realize like there's certain aspects that being conservative promotes that are very beneficial. One of them accountability and discipline. Those things alone, those things alone. Like you're thought of as a conservative and I'm not conservative.

But you're thought of as a conservative view exercise, which is just hilarious. If you're telling me that you're not on my side because I'm fit and because I work out all the time, then good. I want to know that. I want to know that you don't like strong people. I want to know that you don't like people with willpower. I want to know that you don't like people who have discipline who get things done. Because you're not on my side then.

Because I know the way to navigate this life in a positive, happy way. And it's not by being lazy and it's not by not promoting beneficial things to your health that are difficult to do like getting in shape. If you're not, you're not actively, if you're not saying that it's good to be fit and strong and be able to protect yourself. If you're not saying that. And I would like to double down on that for people who like what I do. And there's plenty of them.

You know that they know I love them and they love me like, I've done it the last several years, really got my shit together. I'd say since I'm 40, I'm in the best shape and feel the best that I've ever felt since that. That's awesome. That's pretty wild since then. But I would like to put it out. I've always wanted to figure out a way and this might be the right platform because I know you're into that lifestyle. As to employ them like, hey man, listen to fucking what Dana White says.

Listen to what Joe Rogan says. You know, listen, if you want advice from me, I'll give it to you. There's ways to do this now. And the information is all there at the fingertips to like start taking small steps, whether it's the intermittent fasting or whether it's cutting out processed foods, whether it's you know, everything in moderation, including moderation. You know, there's so many little things of getting to the gym self-discipline like that.

It's, you know, a lot of my fans are in and around my age. It's fucking time. It's time to start doing that. It is. It's never too late and you will improve. Just do it carefully and slowly in the beginning. That's the most important thing. Don't become a hero first day in the gym and hurt yourself. Most of the time I'm doing this, should I come off like, oh, I didn't just fucking drink and smoke and say, oh, fuck that. That's not how you get to wear a mat.

No. There's a whole lot more discipline involved, work wise, health wise, family wise, friends, fan wise, everything. 100%. I'm glad you said that. People need you. It's the most positive shit I've said in fucking 20 years. I'm bringing it out of you, kid rock. Let's go. It's important to talk about because it's important for people to hear that, you know, it doesn't mean you're not a good person, doesn't mean you're not a kind person. It's like, I like being strong.

And if you want to tell me that there's something wrong with being strong, then you're weak. There's no way, no way you're making any sense. It's not important to be fit and healthy. Shut the fuck up. It's not important not to protect yourself. That's so dumb. It doesn't mean that you hurt people. It doesn't mean you want to hurt people. I don't want to hurt anybody. But if I'm in a situation, I would rather be the person who gets to decide who goes to the hospital.

I don't want to be at the mercy of some crazy person. It's peace of mind, too. It's like I have much more calm. I've overdone electronic locks here. I'm a better man than this. You know, gun here, safe room all this shit. And it's not like I necessarily need it because you've been in my place to get to my place. If you come up there, you're fucking already a strike, too. Right. It's sleep easier. Sleep easier. Sleep better. Also, you got to know what's real in the world.

The idea that there's no threats out there is so stupid. No, it doesn't mean you're looking for one all day long and seeing ones that aren't there, but recognize the reality of the world that we live in. The threats are real. That's fucked up. We went to the movies about five years ago in Audrey. We're just afternoon, like four o'clock. Let's go see some movie one to see. Sitting in a fucking one time, I don't bring my gun, right? Just grab a seat. Just 10 people in there.

You know, theater's empty. It's fucking kid walks in, some fucking white kid. He's fucking backpacking, fucking hoodie up. It goes and sits all the way in the back and I'm sitting there and with her, I'm like, I don't have my gun. We both agreed. Let's go. We fucking left. It's fucked up to have to even think that way, but that's where my mind was. There's no metal detectors at the fucking movie theater. All right. This fucking $20. We spent a movie in popcorn.

I'm like, I just, for peace of mind, I'm like, let's go. Let's leave. Right. Probably was a nice kid. I don't know. And if you don't think people judge you on your fucking appearance, you're fucking crazy. Yeah, especially if you have a hood over your head and a backpack. Well, anything, I would look like a fucking nut when I was young. I'd fucking flat top up to here and say, I can't smoke and do these fuckish. I got judged by it and rightfully fucking sold. Of course.

Until you get to know somebody, what else do you have to judge them on how they appear? But also that's a new factor in the world, the mass shooter, it's a new factor. And here's the thing that new people talk about. Black people kill each other and white people like fucking shoot up, fucking schools and fucking bullshit and to send the other. Yeah, it mostly is white people. Stereotypes are fucking crazy. It is mostly white people. And lately, mostly LBGT people. Not even gay people.

It's fucking weirdos alike. Yeah. And how many people do you think are doing that? I want to rebel against my dad, got arrested, soul. What I was fucking young, you know what I mean? Even though I was totally into hip hop and everything, I still knew that he got his fucking goat. And we had our fucking differences and I was young, very understandable now that I'm a grandfather myself. But how many of these kids got that dad? They think he's a racist, the satanian.

There maybe is on some level a certain things as he tells inappropriate jokes or whatever this satanian. People are from different times blah, blah, blah. That I know I'm gonna piss my dad off that motherfucker. I'm gonna wear a dress. Oh yeah. Remember guys when we were only getting earrings, shit, totally straight dudes, you know, they're scary. I remember dudes getting pissed their dads. My brother, my dad ripped it out of his fucking ear. That's no shit. Welcome up out of bed, fucking.

That's hilarious. Yeah, for sure. There's definitely people that rebel against their parents. There's also people that always look at the people that are older and looking at how fucked up the world is and think they've got better ideas. That's how communism starts. It starts from the universities. That's where it comes from. Unbelievable. It's going on as a university. You go to college? Wild. Yeah, I went to UMass Boston, but it really only went just so people didn't think I was a loser.

Where's your fucking accent? I got rid of it. As soon as I started hearing my voice, I was like, ooh. That's a lot of Boston accent. That's the reason I love Bill Burr. He's funny as shit, but I love that fucking. Hey, fucking guy, fucking scab and a bar. He's the most Boston Boston guy. I was actually born in New Jersey and then I lived in San Francisco until I was 11. I lived in Florida from I was 11 to 13. Then Boston from 13 to like 20. I don't wonder you fucking dumb.

San Francisco, Florida and Boston. Yeah. Yeah, I lived all over. You know, if you're a gay redneck or just a fucking Irish fight in some of the bitch. Yeah, I lived everywhere. Then I lived in New York until I was like 27 and lived in LA. Yeah, so I was all over the place. So I never really, I did have a Boston accent though. I did for a while. I definitely blended in. I love that fucking accent. It's great accent for dudes. Rough on the ladies. Rough to hear. I like a hot cool Boston.

Are you going to fuck me a what? I'd take it over in New York accent. All of a sudden my buddy from New York, he got the hardcore long island. I'm actually too funny too. I guess who's saying it, you know, a friend of my weird kids hooked up with this girl. Do we finish all that beer? No, we can get more. There's not a ton left. So a friend, he'll call my boys. I haven't dropped you off of it. We've got some beers. Yeah, you have to drop off a pallet.

But anyway, he said that she said like when they started making out. She's like, you're gonna tell your friends. So that became a thing that we always repeated. You're gonna tell your friends. Who made that neon? I collect a lot of old porcelain. Roadside relics. A company here in Austin, Texas. I don't know roadside relics. I've got some boxed from them. So what they did right there, because you can't get porcelain anymore. It's very tough to give. But what they did right there.

I can't get porcelain anymore. It's very tough. So what they did right there, because a collector of these is they painted behind the neon. So it makes that Joe Rogan pop. A lot of people can't see the top thing either. That's cool. But what I'm saying is they did a fucking great job on that. Well, they do all their stuff like it's old. Right. But that's half the thing of old is painting behind the neon. A lot of these new ones don't do that.

A lot of the hockey tongs you see on Nashville down there, they don't have that. This is a gift from my friend Brigham. And so when he gave it to me, when I got it, I was like, oh, that should be like right behind me. That's perfect. That's perfect. That's perfect. That's shit. You have no idea what that shit is worth. Go online and start looking up fucking real fucking porcelain old school. Neons and go to auction houses. I go to all these auction houses to buy them a shit. Oh, yeah.

Unfucking real. Well, this is, you know, this guy does a while. He does a bunch of wild shit online. He does amazing stuff. I know there's stuff. Cool artist. I know there's stuff. It's an interesting art form, right? Like old neon signs. There's a soul to those that they're exciting. That's a great place in Nashville. I get sometimes I'll find old ones and they're so ridiculously priced. I have one of my house. It was redneck paradise.

It was a thing up in the, I can't remember what upstate New York's vacation spot. And I wanted to buy it. It was fucking ridiculous. It must have been like fucking $35, $40,000 for something around that size. Different dimensions. Wow. So I go to Bobby Jocelyn. Jocelyn signed up and I'm like, hey, can you replicate this with what I wanted to say? Yep, six grand. Ah, you saved yourself some money. There's a thing about having the old ones though, right? Yeah, I got some cool ones.

If you have something that's really old. I have Willie Nelson's Nashville Nightlife. It was on his thing. It's probably 26 feet long and probably five to six feet high. What is it made out of? Steel. Because it was outdoors. But painted on the whole thing. Wow. I got some cool ones. It'll dixie gas ones that you're not supposed to have because I have a confederate flag on them. You know, from the old gas company back in the day. Oh, wow. There's some eerie races shit out there.

Yeah. I antique and flea market a lot, especially I rarely stay the night in a city and let's see what it was. It was. No racist. Oh, racist. Like not neons, but just shit out there. I'll collect some of the stuff just because they're never making it again, whether it's Native American blacks. You're like, I have these fucking signs that I found and re-known a vat at some of antique shop. And they are solid steel, real deal. It's like, they'll say like swimming, whites only.

Wow. And these were actual signs that were up somewhere. And I don't know what to do with them because I want to put them up somewhere and I'll ask my black friends are like, dude, don't put that up. I'm like, but it's a reminder of how fucked up shit was. Yeah, people don't want that reminder. You should put it in a drawer somewhere. Yeah, they're here. You can show people, like, look, I'm going to show you something. This is how fucked up things used to be.

And then you like preface it every time you introduce it to it. So you don't think it has like a little bit of a reminder of how fucked up things were. No, no, no, no. It does if you have it in a drawer. So if you have it in a drawer, so I should say you want to see how fucked up things used to be, you know, they used to have those signs. So you don't think I should put it right next to my swimming pool up there. I would advise. No. But I think having it is not a bad thing.

You should have it in a drawer. So if you have it in a drawer, every time you show someone, you get to represent what it is. Instead of it just being a sign, they're like, could rock as a sign? So my black friends are all fucking cool. I'm sure they're fucked with each other. I'm at level all the time. I'm sure they are. It's not them that I would ever worry about. No, I'm not putting it up for other people. I'm putting people on my family, my friends. You're fucking Rolls Royce. They're the...

I'm putting out my Rolls Royce, but they have it. Great idea. Where did you get that idea? Joe Rogan. My soul, me and my Rolls Royce. Oh my God. But having it as a relic of the Jim Crow days is... I always show my son or show my granddaughter. Show anybody. It's historic. I mean, it's creepy. But it's like at the old studio, we used to have... Where is that fucking helmet, the Nazi helmet? We had a Nazi helmet that had a sword, like a bayonet. You only used it in a Halloween scene.

No, it had a light. It was a light. It was made by this same guy, Shane against the machine. This guy who made this chimpanzee skull, he made this like a lamp that was a Nazi helmet with a bayonet through it. Where the fuck is that, Jim? I'm in a box. I don't know. We got to find it. It needs to be brought back. That's our thing. How dope is that? I love it. That's dope, right? It's a real bayonet. No, it's hard work. It's provocative. It's fucked up. It looks cool, shit. And it's a lamp.

And the one I have has a bunch of holes in it like that one. It's pretty dope. It might even be redone. I think that part's new. Oh, he ramped it up. Let's get a new one from him. We'll reach out. We have him into that shit. Dude, I love it. But it's like... That is it. Because it's obvious, you know, you get it. Obviously I get it. But I mean, there's apparently there's an area in Europe where so many people died. I'm not exactly sure what country is. I know France has this enormous area.

That's the normandy. That's the size of Paris. But France has this enormous area, the size of Paris that no one can go into. Do you know that? Mm-hmm. There's so many unexploded, ordnance and so much chemical bombs and all the shit that they fucking drop on them. No shit. Find that one spot. What is it called? There's an area that's literally the size of Paris that you can't go into. And it's all from the war.

So apparently they found so many helmets that you could go there and like find them in the ground in certain, these places during World War II. So they're not uncommon. They take them and they can turn them into art work. Why do I have them like, debobbed, demined it, like all that stuff like that? I know, right? They go in there and gather up all the swords and shit. Like how many people died there? They just left them there. I would like to do that trip to Normandy. Like yeah.

I got some friends in Paris like, I'm not, like, it's getting bad. Like here's it goes, like I never wanted to be one of those people bigger on the world. It's not that I don't appreciate the fans. It's like, I don't give a fuck about being big in Croatia or fucking wherever, you know? Right. You want to be able to go hang out. I was raised in a kid too, as a single father. So I split my time. You know what I mean? I was always home. Like, you know, Thursday, maybe to Sunday. It was always home.

But it's getting so bad. It's like years ago, it's like, I fucking love Canada. Love the fucking people I'm like, eh. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to Europe. I said that years ago. I'm like, I'm fucking done. We have talked about doing a festival in Budapest. Like for all the European fans, some shit gets kicked around. But I'm like, nah. Really? I'm like, I'm not going to fucking Canada. Love fucking Canada, but I'm not going.

And now I'm to the point I'm like, is there really a reason to go west to the Mississippi? Like, fucking huge and good talking, man. Like big. But you don't have to. You do whatever the fuck you want. You're kid rock. You can make those people come to you. I try not to let that get to my head, actually. But you don't have to. But you're not going to be able to go to the university. I'm going to be able to go to the university. I'm going to be able to go to the university.

I'm going to be able to go to the university. I don't have to. But you just decide, I don't like going there. Like, I don't hate anybody in Canada. I just don't go there anymore. Dude, I went there with... Here it is. I went there with Wayne Gretzky and got detained. I believe you. Why'd you get detained? Just for...it's like, you know, you had to do that rehabilitation thing, because you got caught with weed when you were like 18 or whatever. Everyone in my band did.

This is one of the reasons I stopped going there. They kept fucking me every time I go out of flying private. Fucking the king of Canada. Fucking detained me for 45 fucking minutes. I'm like, fuck this place, man. And I know it's not the people's fault. I like it true, though. He's a fucking classic piece of shit. He's a piece of shit. When did this happen? How long ago? This was with Cheliosis Hall of Fame induction. So whatever year that was. How many years ago?

Seven, eight, and terrible with the year game. Yeah, they're rough on letting people in. So listen to this. In a year's fall, I want to take a nod from them. Yeah, they've got... Well, they're not... They don't want people integrating into their culture, though. They're happy for people to be able to... The whole culture's integrated. Yeah, but... The Vancouver. It is.

But what I'm saying is, like, they're having a problem with, like, Muslim people wanted to impart Sharia law in certain schools and some things. Don't tell me about it. I was born in Dearborn, Michigan. Which is crazy, right? Fuck. One of the things that was hilarious was they... They elected this woman to be a Muslim who's a mayor of the city in Michigan. And everyone's like, yay, so inclusive. First thing she did is ban the Pride flag. Yeah, exactly. They're throwing gay people off buildings.

People are like free... So crazy. Gay people are like... Have you seen that meme? Like, gays for Palestine, then Palestine for gay people off buildings. Jamie, can you pull that up so I could read it? Yeah. About the size of Paris. So in the years following the Great War, today, around 100... 400 kilometers square miles.

Yeah, roughly the size of Paris is still strictly prohibited by law from public entry and agriculture use because of an impossible amount of human remains and unexploded chemical munitions yet to be recovered from the battlefields of both wars. So there's an impossible amount of human remains out there, dude. I'm looking at the top and the website says MessyNessyChick.com. It's a solid website. It's totally trustworthy and reliable. MessyNessyChick.com says...

Well, this is a lady that just whatever... Maybe it's a dude, I don't know who wrote it, but whoever this person wrote... They're just reporting on something that is true. This is a... They pulled so much shit out of that area. I kind of want to go there. You like a metal detector? I bet you'd find some shit. We do some metal detector. But just imagine that expression and impossible amount of human remains. 460 square miles. Yeah. Paris, that fucking... That's a few...

What is the total amount of square miles? It's said originally covered that much space and then it now was down to the size of Paris. There's a... Oh, so now it's down to the size of Paris. Oh, that's not fucking way in Paris. So they slowly encroached in on the toxic area. 1200 square kilometers, 460 square miles, now down to the size of Paris. Wow. A red one. Oh, big 460 square fucking miles is. That's a lot. It's fucking huge. That's a giant piece of land. It's a state.

Yeah. Bigger than some states. So there's a state you can't go into. I want to go. It's probably super scary. I mean, this place is in Vietnam where people would walk through the jungle and then boom, no leg. Because you just stepped on a land mine that had been left there for 50 years. My uncle is in Vietnam. Not good. Yeah, good. That's one of the sketchiest wars. You want to be a conspiracy theorist. Look into Vietnam. The Vietnam War is one of the most perplexing of all wars.

Because today no one thinks we should have gone. And yet they do the exact same thing today that they did back then. The way they just decide that people from this country need to be flying overseas to go shoot at people they don't know. And it's all based on a lie and no one ever goes to jail for that lie. It's insane. And everything evolves, man. Everything evolves. You know, like computers back then were terrible. Now they're really good.

You know, if they were really terrible at the way they were corruptly running the world back then and made it real obvious, they're better at it now. Yeah, he just wants the end game. I don't know, man. Like I'm fine. I can ride it out. I'm like, I'm about my grandchildren. I grandchildren, like fuck. I know. I go back and forth from being optimistic to really pessimistic. I go back and forth. Like I'll start thinking, you know what? I'm pretty sure we're going to pull ahead and figure this out.

And then I go, yeah, stupid. That's because you live in Texas and you don't live in Gaza. If you lived in Gaza, you would be convinced that it's the end of the world. Right? Because it is the end of the world in one place. And that spot, it's the end of the world. But where you are, it's not. And you got to look at it that way. And when I look at it that way, I'm like, My only wars we won were fucking ones we were the most brutal mother fuckers on the planet.

Which I don't disagree with what Israel's doing. It's like, they should just go in there and be like, you know what? We want our hostages back. If we don't have them back, clock starts now and fucking 24 hours, we're going to start bombing mother fuckers and killing fucking civilians, 30, 40,000 of fucking time. So you civilians better fucking pack up and fucking get these fucking mother fuckers. And you go against them. You fucking go against them. We're not playing fucking games with you.

That's the only thing people understand. We're having a Nagasaki Hiroshima. Boom! Just wiped out. They're like, oh, yes, we don't have Supreme Leader anymore. We did not know you had such big bomb. Yeah, but everybody has big bombs now. The problem is you use a big bomb instead of precedent that they can use a big bomb. They don't have one. Well, they don't, but they're allies too. That's the real problem. That's the real problem. Someone's going to learn.

Yeah, but you got to get your ass beat hard enough. You can't just nuclear bomb people. I didn't say nuclear bomb you back. No, I didn't say nuclear bomb. Okay, so you hear a human Nagasaki. I thought you meant it like that. No, no, I was saying that just the brute force of strength used in those. Yeah, but even the conventional bombing campaign, if you want to do that somewhere, they can do that to your place. And this is what we have to avoid. Fuck around and find out.

Yeah. Until someone launches nukes. And then we have a, and we, our civilization is over. The world, as you know, it ceases to exist. There is no more electricity. Whatever tools you have or things you find. And a small percentage of us are going to make it to breed and then make new kids. I like how you said, I got it to the world. It's very few people that are going to live, man. Well, it's like me and you could probably hear about. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. I have chickens too.

I have elk in the freezer too. But you can go to an elk. I've got an elk. But that freezer is not going to stay on. So I'm going to lose most of my meat. Unless I turn it to jerky, you're going to have to do something to figure out how to fuck and get by because the world is going to be different. You know, you're not going to have any electricity forever. For the rest of your life, there'll be no electricity.

Just throw them paint at the ball wall, but what if we empower the people of Palestine who are, could be good people? I don't know. Just what I'm like. The last I checked, most of these motherfuckers hate us. But I'm not saying all the people do. There's probably a lot that don't just like in Iran, the population is, you know, because of the Iraq war, there are so many under 50 there that's like the majority of them.

The thing is these guys don't have access to other information outside of where they live. And then on top of that, they're being robbed. I can't even send the starlink. We'll send them some fucking guns. Fuck, let's go. The problem is most of them would be so opposed to Israel that they would want to use those guns to go attack Israel. Well, then we've, especially now, now we have due reason to fuck them all up.

Yeah, but if you think about your kid and you don't know why there's a conflict between Palestine and Israel and you're living in Palestine, and then they start bombing and then they kill your mom. Yeah, but you didn't do, but, right, but you didn't do anything. It sounds like Bud will. And then you get guns. You're going to go want to attack people. You're going to want to avenge them. You're going to want to join whatever group, whatever terrorist group. Or two end.

Well, why did World War Two start? Checkmate. You got to do who's fucking methed up. You got a eight off Hitler methed up charismatic dude that wants to take over the world. That's how it started. You know, how did it end nuclear bombs, but it also ended through attrition. You know, at the end of it, like the devastation on both sides was so horrible. Terrible. But where was the end? What was the alternative? Well, that's that case.

You know, the thing about whenever you're bombing cities, like you're killing us. What if that was your house? Let's call your house, Israel, and your neighbors are Palestine. Okay. Those motherfuckers, she got a family of four. They come over and fucking take out two of them in the fucking worst way. Are you really going to like worry about like what type of force you're using at your neighbors? No, you definitely. Well, the wife didn't have a wife.

Well, the wife didn't have anything to do with it. We got to make sure she's okay and get some aid. This thing. There's like, no, I'm sorry, man. This is fucking war. It's terrible. It's the worst thing on earth. I'm a peaceful man. Right. But you're not supposed to pick civilian targets. That's actually a war. You can't fight war like that. But you're not supposed to pick civilian targets. They are. So that's where like the Mesa hospital, they got trenches fucking under anything.

They got operation centers, they killed those. And all we can do is go by the reporting like, you know, I get it. But at some point you got to believe something, right? You know, I definitely do. They definitely seem to be doing that. But also if you're a person who's born in Palestine, you're fucked. You're under their control. It's not your fault. By birth. You're fucked. Yeah. But that those aren't our enemy.

And the thing is like what you were saying, get them, get them cell phones, get them the internet, get them armed. If you get them armed, they're not going to really know how to use it. They're going to also join those military groups. And then they're also going to be indoctrinated at a young age by those groups, I would imagine, especially now with all the bombing that's been happening in Palestine. You just came full circle to my point. I'm not opposed to all that. There's no alternative.

I'm not saying that I'm opposed to what you're saying. What I'm saying is that, you know, what you're saying is like could be taken as like a callous thing to like that it's just going to have to be how it is that we have to kill women and children. I wish there was an alternative. And I don't know everything on this by the way. I don't know everything on this either. But I doubt they're sitting up in Congress going like, hey, we better listen real close to Kid Rock. He's got this figured out.

I'm just not willing to accept that the only way human beings can resolve things in 2024 is to bomb each other out of existence. Oh, I wish I fuck believe me. It's just the whole thing is so fucked. The whole reality sense it. This real thing is so fucked. If everybody in the world was willing to give up their fucking guns and weapons, okay. Never going to fucking happen.

Well, no one fucking why would no one would agree to that just because you're always going to need you're going to assume you're going to need to hunt things. There's come saying that like you're going to let the animals just go wild. The bears and deer overpopulate everywhere. You're never going to kill any of them anymore. Did you see that one? Fuck his grass. Fucker by the antlers. Fucking just fucking dude. Yeah, if you live near Moose, you better have a gun. Oh my god, they're fucking mean.

They will stop you to death. Wow. Yeah, when my hot Montana comes right up to the beach. Pretty cool. But you don't want to go outside with their outside. They'll stop you to death. I've seen the videos. Oh my god. I want to throw snowballs at the moose. Watch the snowboarder the other day. Just get stomped and it broke his leg. Did you see the one where the chase them down the hill? Is that the one?

No, the guy was like, he just walked up to it and it just starts stomping them and stomped them down and he couldn't get back up. He just got rocked and no one wanted to jump in and help them. They were afraid. You know, he's getting stomped to death by his fucking moose. They're the most aggressive of all the deer species. They'll actually go after you. If they think you're threatening, they don't want to.

But if they think you're encroaching it on the territory, they're like, I'm going to stomped his dude out. They know how to fight. I'm going to suck this dick. All right. Bud light. These are the special Texas cans on. I see that. We got long horns. We got the star. We got both. I think Shane Gels is getting you free Bud lights. I don't think we bought them. We bought them, right? Yeah. I could have taken them from my club. Free shit kind of sucks. Free shit is not as fun when you have money.

There's nothing free about it. The thing is it comes with, yeah, you become friends with that person or influence. Yeah. There's nothing free about it. Yeah. It could get weasley. I mean, unless you're like talking like free Tesla cyber truck, well, you're not even you're just subjecting him to a review. Right? I mean, it's not just free. You're gonna just thinking maybe make a bully him into a free one. I don't think so, especially now that you said it. Yeah. Damn. The thing's amazing though.

I haven't driven it, but I have a friend who has one. He said he bought it because he had like one of the earlier, you know, like number out of the lot, like number nine or something. Really? The only thing I could see bad about driving around a cyber truck. Tell your parents you're gay. I knew something like that was coming. I was just hoping it was gonna be. Nah, I fucking, I fucking, I hate modern shit and I fucking something about that truck. So would it? I like it. It's a great truck.

Have you driven one? Yeah. No, I haven't driven the cyber truck, but I've driven electric cars. I've driven the ass. I've seen the cyber truck in real life. He brought it here and I've seen a bunch of them on the road. I think they look dope. He brought it here? Yeah, I brought it here. He parked it right back there. It's cool. I shot an arrow at it. Fuck. You asked me to shoot a gun at it. Because I didn't want to have a ricochet and a fucking garage. Because it will bounce off. It's worth it.

Who'd have to have a way the fucking, if I had ear plugs, you know, if I had my ear gear, my eye gear, maybe I want to shot it. But the point is it can survive a 45 slog. It's legit. It's like folded steel. It's thick as shit. I like it. It's pretty dope. I like the idea of it. Like I said, I'm not. And it's an American car. I like a little American. That's me shooting out. That's you. Yeah. I shot at it and it didn't even scratch. What's with the port? It's a meme. There was a dude.

There was a dude who went to a game who looked exactly like me. I mean, he looked exactly like me. And the meme was like Joe Rogan, AP and Slick. I pretty much. And I saw that. And I saw that. I was like, oh my God, that guy looks exactly like me. So I was him for Halloween. So me and Elon did a podcast together. Come on, bro, that looks exactly like me. How much does that guy look like me? Does it look like me if I've been eating spaghetti? Tell me that's just real fucking hair.

I don't know if that's just real hair, but that's me. Tell me that can't, look at that, bro. That can't be. No, they were all wearing blonde wigs for a reason. I looked it up at one point. Oh, okay. It has to be a wig. Yeah. I've got a similar wig. And this kid says why you just say no to weed. Well, you know, it's a fun thing to do. But the point is I didn't go through the, I mean, I have an 80 pound bow. You draw 80? Yeah. What the fuck? I have a 92. I have a 90 as well.

You don't need a draw more than fucking 30. That's not true. Who told you that? Ted Nuget. Yeah, Ted has a very, I'm not a bow hunter. But my girl is. Ted is a legend and I agree with him on almost everything except how far you shooting a fucking white tail, fucking 150, I ain't. Okay, if you're shooting white tails, when I'm shooting elk and also I am of the opinion that 80 pounds to me is not the same as 80 pounds as someone who's not strong. True, I can't pull that.

I can't pull fucking 80 pounds. So when people say like, oh, you pull 80 pounds, that's stupid. I do 80 pounds hundreds of times a day. I do it all the time. It's not hard for me to pull 80 pounds. So when someone says you pull 80 pounds, like, yeah, I shot 200 arrows. Like what's your point? Like if you have a hard time pulling 80 pounds, why are we pretending that we have the same body? Why are we pretending we have the same physical strength? This is dumb.

So like if someone's saying like 70 pounds is all you need, okay, but why not go to 50? Why not go to 30? Why not go to 20? That's dumb. Because at a certain point in time you're going to lose speed and you're not going to be able to penetrate correctly. You're going to have less kinetic force on your arrow. It kind of goes with golf, like get a hearty swing, the farther the ball goes. But you don't have to swing hard. You need to hit it straight, make good contact. Right.

But there's also a lot of people that believe that holding weight makes you more accurate and a heavier, holding weight when you're locked in, you're more accurate. I know guys who feel more accurate with an 80 pound ball than they do with a 50 pound ball or a 40 pound ball, but it's all subjective, right? That's all dependent upon your technique and how much you train in archery. But I just, I train when I train on a win bag. I, yeah, look, okay, good example. You don't shoot a 22.

You shoot a 300 win bag. Why? Because you can. Well, I'm not doing headshots. That's true. 17 cow headshots. You're not doing headshots with a bow and arrow either. When you're shooting something with a, you should have it as lethal as possible. And so for me, I like a heavy arrow moving fast and really accurate. And the best way to do that is to have heavier draw weight. Huh? I'm not bow, I like shooting my bow at Target to drink beer.

Yeah. That just pisses me off when I'm out there and fucking something's out of range and I see it and I've been sitting out there and I'm like, fuck that shit. What about the adrenaline rush? I'm like, get that every now and then stage. I'm like, I'm fucking kill some shit and eat it. Well, then you can just get it and sit over a feeder. There's a lot of people that hunt in Texas like that. We just put a stand over a feeder. Yeah. I don't like the Whitetail Hunt anymore. No?

No, I don't need to be alone in the woods with my fucking thoughts for that fucking one. I'm a fucking board. I try to take a snack, take a fucking nap. I want to run to mountains to chase elk or birds, action, buddies there. I don't like to be alone. Yeah. That's a definitely, I've done it before. I did it with my friend John Dudley. I did some tree stand Whitetail hunting. It's a different mental game. It's very hard to do.

I think people don't understand what the game is fucking sit here and wait. Sit there and keep your shit together when you don't move because maybe if you do at one point time a giant buck is going to stroll through the trail. I hate that. I get it. I get it. Rather right horseback. Get off. Someone puts the birds out. We got some pointers. I got a beer in my fucking case. It's not for me. I want to work. Chase elk. I don't have fucking work. Yeah. That's a lot of work. Kidding to the elk.

Once you spot them and there's a lot of them and you're picking out the big daddies and then you got to figure out how to get to them. That could take a couple days and a lot of miles of fucking hiking. It's difficult. Everywhere you go, it's difficult if you're hunting elk. If they're wild, free ranging elk, it's really hard. But I enjoy that. The thing about that's hard about Whitetail hunting though is the mental game. Just keeping your shit together and stand all day.

I'm like, they're also not going down. They're all set out for seven hours. They'll take a couple snacks and a tree's down with their fucking bum. I'm like, you're fucking nuts. People are dedicated to it. They're dedicated to it because they're also learning from each other and how to set up trail cameras and pattern the deer. Pattern of screams. Putting a scent on trees and shit. I'm fascinated. I don't do it because it's just, yeah, they make the grunt noises. They rattle.

I hunted some Whitetails down in South Texas last year, but we did it. We'll say I have two. You're on a buggy. They put their feet around. I was like, I'm like, we didn't do it that way. We rattle them in. They're real responsive to rattle. During the rut and the road. Yeah. Dude, it's crazy. You rattle. You clack some antlers together. And within 15 seconds, bucks were running straight towards you. South Texas is unbelievable. It's crazy down there. You could have anything.

You could have zebras and fucking steaks. I looked into it because I was like, I should high fence our place in Nashville. Even just get some cool shit to look at. Whether some stags or zebras and fucking whatever water bump or low. You can't do it. Oh, you cramping in, bro. Did it work? Did it work? I think it's a sit in. Just fucking check your lip. I'll get the tongue. Oh, your lip? If it's your right leg, pinch the inside of your left lip or something like that. I'll read it.

Does this a thing? I don't know. I'd heard it was grab your tongue. I went to it and said, then, let me look. Pinch my leg down here and suck. Almost grabbed my cock. Whoa. Easy. What were we talking about? So you couldn't high fence your spot? Well, no, you can't. In Texas, you can have any animal you want. And like, in Tennessee, and I think Alabama, it can only be native to that state. And you can have it in there. You know what's hilarious about Texas?

But that's not true because Luke Brennan's from Red Staggot of Property. Maybe it's on the sneak, too. It's only certain things you can have, but you can't, the more exotics, like they're like, no. Oh, that's what it is. Like zebra's and shit. I like you got to fucking be honest here because fucking homeboys over here like, dick dick dick dick. Fucking fact. He'll one hand at Google, yeah. It's not like fucking fact checking after the fact. It's fact checking in real time.

But wasn't Tiger King in Oklahoma? Wasn't that where that was? Dude, speaking Oklahoma, shout out to Jesse Jane, who passed away recently. The porn star. Yeah. I dated her for a while. Way back in a day. She passed away. She did. Drag over to her sadly, but she was a beautiful girl. Nice girl. And I feel like people in my position wouldn't say that. You know what I mean? She had a lot of friends. She was awesome.

I spent Chris was out there with her family and her mother actually took care of baby tiger. She worked at this tiger zoo. Back at, this was years ago. Her family couldn't have been cooler. Her mom, her dad, her brother, grandparents. Her son was young at the time. Like she was a really nice girl. I just wanted to say condolences to her family. But she was involved with, they had a baby tiger during Christmas at the house that she was taking care of. It was the coolest thing.

You know one of the crazy ones? Do you know Melanie Griffith when she grew up? It was Melanie Griffith, right? She grew up with lions. I think that's right. When was it that movie we've been trying to watch? You know what I mean? Right. That's some crazy movie where they use real lions. These people get cut up by lions. Like everybody on the set got hurt. But I think Melanie Griffith grew up in a house with like large cats. Is she's done the movie I think? Like lions? Yeah. Like lions.

And it was like their house. Like there's photos of them with these lions in their house. I can't say I don't want to pet lion. Yeah, but dude. Like a monkey? When they had ghosts. Parrot? I think it was just by a lion that turned the movie. She eventually recovered without being disfigured, although she did require some facial reconstructive. Facial reconstruction. Fifty sutures. Fifty sutures. Fifty sutures after being attacked by a lioness. What sutures?

It was fear that she would lose an eye, but she eventually recovered without being disfigured, although she did require some facial reconstruction. Stitches. Stitches of sutures. A lion jumped on John Marshall and bit the back of his head and flicked a wound that required 56 sutures. When did people start calling sutures? Why did they say stitches? They're just being technical. See if you can get photos of Melanie Griffin with the lion.

The photos, because there's a website that like documented it. It's really weird. Yeah, like that's her house. Oh, I see it up here. Like that. How weird is that, man? Like a kid that's so insane. They have lions like you have a dog that's so insane. These things are so big. They were playing with them in the house and hoping that these things didn't fuck them up. Look at this. This is so crazy, dude. Oh, this is the dumb movie where the things attack in people.

Look at so being playful and they're trying to pretend that they're being attacked. It's so dumb. If that thing attacked you, it would be so quick and violent if it wanted to. It looks like a great movie if like you still didn't loosen the genics. No, it'd probably freak you out. It's supposed to be a terrible movie. But it's just, imagine growing up like that. That's fucking insane. Talk about frosted flakes. Growing up with lions. Oh, they're saying, we're listening to it.

In this, she is being attacked. Oh, she really was. She, I guess you're saying the safe word in the director kept filming. Oh, my God. So they're trying to promote the movie. So they didn't pull the line off? Is that what they were supposed to do? I guess. Oh, Jesus Christ. Where's your smoke suckers in here? They'll suck it out. No, where? What's going up? It's all through. They're up behind in there. Yeah. Slick. Yeah, bro. Like that.

This is what happens when you get a ton of fucking money for talking to people. Smoke suckers. If you want to do it this way, some people do it differently. I got the big ones in the studio like, oh, those are loud though. Those will fuck with the conversation. This is perfect. It's like just like, you can have them. Where's the thing you can have them fucking recording studio? Oh, my God, right? I got to do vocals like click, shut them off. Yeah. Yeah, this is quiet.

I couldn't afford the good ones. Well, it's also there's like a lot of space above the room. So you could set up your equipment outside. So it doesn't make so much noise. Starlight. Seely look at you. Yeah, bro. Good to fly in. Stars too. Shootin' stars. What does Kid Rock think about aliens? Do you ever wonder about what the fuck's going on? Nah. Not at all. No. You see all the talk in the news and all the disclosure hearings? No. I mean, I don't never click on the articles.

I'm like, I'm fucking fucking. That's good. There it is. Until you have to know. Until someone's like, dude, he's with me. We're coming over. Right. Like, yeah. That's a good way to, yeah. Because you know how many people waste their time wanting it to be real, hoping it's real? I don't know. Waste of time. I don't even know what to think about it. I don't know if I want it to be real. Well you got to imagine as big as the universe is that there's something out there.

And you got to imagine what if there's something out there that's just a thousand years more advanced than us, just a thousand, a little blip, a little tiny amount of time. Not that much time at all, really. There's something here like that. He's called Elon Musk. Yeah. Imagine a whole planet filled with the successor to Elon. You can easily imagine something would want to visit here. And you could easily imagine this. No, could you imagine if they didn't? Yeah. That's crazy.

If they're like, fuck Disney World. Yeah. I don't go to that fucking stupid place. Look what we got here. That'd be like us going to Canada or Europe. It would be a lot crazier than that. I feel like yeah, I don't want to go to fucking that planet. I think it'd be like us going to like some country and studying animals. I don't think it would be, I think it'd be like studying literally like going and finding cave people that are stone age still. Now that's not going to be. That would be.

I could go back in time and talk to those fuckers and talk to the people in front of us. The people in front of us are probably not going to be people anymore. I can have more poignant questions. The people in front of us are probably going to be integrated with technology. Like permanently integrated. That new guy that Elon Musk put the neural link in his head. He apparently can use a his cursor. He can actually like search the internet and do a bunch of things just using his brain now.

So it's working. I just want to see if like me and George Washington be boys. Like, they'd be like golfing like me and Trump hanging out like that. A lot of questions. If you go to one place, where would you go? If you had one shot, you can go back in time once and survive and come back to the future. Where would you go? Jesus. Jesus. What if there was nobody there? Even better, I get to hold myself just me and Jesus. No, I mean, what if Jesus wasn't there?

But if you go back and you're like, I just want to go see Jesus. You know, okay, what time? He'd be there. He probably like a DJ back then. Cutting it shit up. He's there. You think there's a real Jesus? Definitely. Absolutely. That was. What makes you convinced? My faith. I mean, that's a good answer. I was wonder when people are telling stories though. How long did that story take before people wrote it down? How many times did people alter it? Just like they do with everything today?

I got to imagine that at a certain point in time in history, they probably didn't tell the truth about a lot of things. We take those things, tell them through oral traditions, tell them having written down. There's a difference between lies and between the truth getting manipulated and twisted a little bit. The underlying, usually, is still there. What do you think the real truth was that he actually was the Son of God? Yes. It would be amazing if it was true. It is amazing. I believe you.

I believe that you believe that. Would you like to be introduced to Jesus? Listen, I think the concept of Jesus is absolutely amazing. And if Jesus came here and wanted to visit me, I would be psyched. Would you like to know Jesus? Like what? I can put my pastor on your show. I'm good. She's great. Pastor Paul away. Mary. Trump's spiritual advisor too. You should have around the show. Talk about Jesus. I'm very interested in the idea of Jesus being a real person.

But I look at it the same way I look at everything else, whereas like what the words are. Let's circle back. You told me that you believed in Bigfoot. No, I was joking around. I was joking around. I was joking around. But I wanted Bigfoot to be real for sure. Just like I want Jesus to be real. Yes. Well, the thing Bigfoot used to be real. The thing that I found out when I really got fast to anybody, Bigfoot. You know how you know Jesus is real right in this moment? How?

Because the forgiveness that I am exercising by drinking this Bud Light right now. Oh, with Jesus? That's Jesus. Jesus is everywhere. He's in his room. He's in the world. He's in the universe by the aliens that you want so desperately to be real or have the concept of them being real. That's Jesus. That is Jesus. That is a Christian I have to believe in forgiveness. Beautiful. Cheers. What's that? I never thought I'd have to explain Jesus to drink in a fucking Bud Light. You don't explain it.

You're just saying how you feel. Jesus is a God who are everywhere. Everywhere. Every time you look at a flower that blooms, are you looking? What are your children? Like that's Jesus. That is Jesus. That is God. Yeah, I want to be real clear. I'm not like I just saw a shooting star. How fucking cool is that? That's God going bang nailed it. Sort of. That's every 30 seconds happens. I haven't seen one all fucking interview. They interview it.

I just happen to be speaking passionately, but Jesus is a God that motherfucking what whoop. But that's how confirmation bias happens. People. That's what makes people believe certain things like that Jesus sent that suit. Fucking stars on them. Maybe you timed it right? That's Jesus. It could be coincidental. That's Jesus. Um, I think he's probably super busy and I would I would guide him if he can do miracles. This is not the this is not the spot. Sam Kinnison. The greatest ever.

No, he was great. Ever. One of them for sure. He went off. When he went off in the Jesus shed. Oh my God. Yeah. Oh, not my left hand. Oh, wow. What's that? You've been gone with your 12 fuckhead friends, won't get a job. This is day three. Well, no, that's it. Everyone of them is using you. You know, you don't have sense enough to know it. Where have you been? Well, first of all, I was dead. He comes back after three days, Mrs. Jesus, Sarah, she's like, I've had enough of this shit.

He comes back looking all party now, man. Yeah. That's Sam Kinnison. It was my favorite fucking comedian. You got to remember Sam Kinnison was doing that in 86. Oh, he was doing everything. Age jokes on gay people. Like, it's the funniest shit on earth. Oh, he was in an old. A few kids out there fucking listening have not watched that Sam Kinnison from Hollywood. That's special. His first one. I think it's called breaking the rules. Yeah, is that what it's called? Break the rules. I think so.

See, the breaking the rules are, have you seen me lately? Have you seen lately? No, it's not even seen me out. It's got to be breaking the rules. I think have you seen me lately in the album? It's the greatest comedy and that's going to get some strong shit. And louder than hell, his cassette. Like, if no doubt, like if Sam Kinnison wouldn't have tragically passed away, like, we'd be rolling around together. Yeah. I saw him live a couple of times when I was a kid. Oh, jealous.

Yeah, I got to see him two different places live. Rodney put him on. Mm-hmm. Yeah. What are our favorites too? Rodney's one of the greatest. In our green room at the club, we have a handwritten notes from Rodney's last night show special. So it's all his bits laid out and his topics. He was going to be on the ground. I'm going to start making trips down here. Like, we always look for fun trips, grab friends, like come and have dinner. See comedy? Oh, man, damn, man. Come on down.

I'll tell you tonight when Shane's going to be up and Brian Simpson's here. And we've got a great crew of people. Ron Whites here. He's here all the time. Yeah. We've got a great- Ron Lesza was golfing with him. He's like, I quit drinking, man. I'm like, oh, you know, Bob of me, him and Daily Out, fucking golf. And he's like, but I'm hard fucking mushrooms. Yeah, he didn't quit getting fucked up. He just, he was drinking too much. He was hurt.

Well, listen, brother, I'm glad we sat down and we did this. It was a lot of fun talking to you. You're always been cool. Thank you for having me. I was enjoying your company and you're just a fun guy to be around, man. Did, oh, man. Glad we got a chance to do this. Congrats again on your success, brother. Thank you, brother. And same to you, same to you. I love the fact that you're so completely independent. You know, you got your fans, you do your shows, you don't need nobody.

You don't need nobody. I live in this little world right here. But you got it now. Do the king of that world. Thank you. Well, thank you, brother. Appreciate you. God bless you. Bye, everybody. I hate it. Yeah.