Episode 786 | "The Hoodie Store"

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Men are just stupid. If you got aching pain in your neck and your man is right there, you ain't going to ask him to get it out? No. I'll die with that. I'll ache on the ground. I got it. I'll fight through that. You doing hot and bothered shit right now? She getting another reel together. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You and your phone doing hot and bothered shit when it's music? Why are you looking at my phone?

Oh, that's a privacy violation. That was the same question I was asking myself. Why am I looking at your phone at work? I shouldn't see a phone. That's a good comeback. I shouldn't see a phone. I was looking for stories. On hotandbothered.com? No, not on hotbothered.com, no. Just going through my pictures because I save shit. Okay. Try again.

Back to, no, you're not. Are you bringing smoke my way because of our off-air health convo? No, of course not. No, no, no, no. Smoke coming. Smoke coming. All right, I'm chilling. Now what happened? You sitting here talking about you won't let your man rub on you if you're in pain. No. Rub on you. Oh, God. What's a massage? What's a massage? It's a rub.

Rubbing is a part of it. Right before this shit started, you said, I need an Asian man to rub on my neck. I did not say anything. What is the difference? The difference is you lying. You didn't say that for real? No, I didn't, nigga. Oh, I thought you did. I bet you did. That's the only reason I... Your hands ain't little anyway. And you ain't no Tai Chi or something. But he got that thumb.

The catchers meant... They got the magic. That shit might cover your whole neck. I think y'all just... Y'all disrespected him. That's one for you. We'll start your counter back. That's one for both of you. It's fine. It's fine. Oh, man. Who's done Christmas shopping? A little bit. I'm not done yet. I got more shit to get. Yeah, same. You know who you talking to, dog. I'll be outside on Monday.

Tuesday. All day Monday. All day Monday. I just bought my tree last night. Trying to make it happen. I skipped it. I got the tree last night. I said it's too late. Y'all put it up? Yeah, put it up. I let the kids put... They ornaments and shit on it. And as soon as they went to sleep, we fixed it. Y'all redid them. Quick. I'm about to say it because the kids will come fuck your tree up. No, my daughter was kind of good at it. I ain't going to hold you. And she too.

She was putting them shits in some nice spots. I was like, all right, cool. You got it. We did this shit. Everybody had their own color balls and one just went right here. I'm like, spread them out. Seven blues. Just go to sleep. Go to sleep. We got it. Which color balls you had. It's a good question.

No, the kids. Oh, so you didn't do it with the kids? We just sat back and watched them. Not Mr. My daughter could put makeup on my face. Not doing colored balls with the kids. Let the kids pick their balls. You wouldn't let your daughter put makeup on your face if you had a daughter? Well, I don't make daughters. oh wow i said if you have a daughter but here we go let it go make daughters there's no daughters in me

Is this? You shot two for two. Is this like toxic masculinity like right now? Okay. Wait, how? I don't make daughters. Like it's an error. that happens that shoots out your fucking dick. Whoops. Made a girl. Fuck. That's a good one there. Who the hell said that? You inferred it. She on your ass today, by the way. I know, but all I said was a fact. Both times at the plate, I shot out a boy. Okay. In my family, if there's...

75 cousins, three of them are girls. Okay. It's fine. Maybe four if we count Gina, but we hope you want to count Gina. I'm just saying there's a lot of guys in my family. I'm not trying to say that it's bad to have a girl. I'm talking to girl dads. And I was trying to imply something else since you're in men's business. Okay, well, what? They say that the guys that have daughters... there you go i heard it

Yeah, you know what it is. Don't make me say it. I don't know. Oh, you missed the no. You're the mascot of it. When you look it up, it's you. No, I'm sorry. Yes, it is. You out your behind. They say that the guys that have daughters have them because of how they have treated women in their life.

So that... So it holds up a mirror. Nobody's... No, no, no. Men say that. You all be walking around in a 360 mirror. What the fuck are you talking about? Who? You, nigga. No, you the mascot. No, I'm good. I'm flying with all mine. And some of mine. You still like it away. I talk to you, man. I got to throw something with you. God damn. It's tough to fucking beat that dadish to the spot. Yeah, right. 11 minutes. 11 minutes in.

He right there. That's that ish. I'm like, yo, nigga, move. You ain't even calling me this week. You liking something. Move, nigga. I know you ain't talking. Get out the way. Yeah, look at the TV, nigga. What's wrong with this nigga? You look at that TV officially. Yo, that's that ish. You are officially him. And you. That's that is. My whole explore page is Joe Budden. Everything. Like my wife.

Like all the shows? No. No, all the shit you like. It's some shows. A whole bunch of shows. All the shit that I like. Yes. What's all the shit I like? You know what you be like. Big titty white bitch AI caught me slipping the other day. Big titty AI white bitch. Here come my girl. Hate it again. I didn't even know she was AI. I didn't even know she was AI. Here come my girl hating.

thirsty ass. I'm telling the story. I hit the little link tree on the AI too. Let me tell you how sick I am. You hit the link tree on the Yanmins? Wait, wait, wait. Come on now. This is me you're talking about. I hit the little link tree on the AI. girl. How much was her OnlyFans? She didn't have OnlyFans. She had a fan view on Patreon. Hit the fan view. I ain't really like what was going on over there.

Then I hit the Patreon, gave a little quick 20, a little friend of the show. I just gave a little AI bitch, a little $20 friend of the show. Then I went down, seen the rest of the tears. Seeing it was like a $300 to you. I was like, oh, she's got to be giving. What's going on over there? Hold up now. I said, oh, no. This freaking white girl is giving it. I got to give her $300. Yo.

Gained a little freaky white girl $300. Okay. I was telling my girl this. How was the concept? I was telling my girl this. No, no. It was just more pics. Just more AI pics. So I told my girl this just having a time. And she said, This girl is AI. You don't see her hands. The hands. Ice told me you gotta look at the hands. AI don't know how to do the hands. They can't do hands. Her hands is cut out of every picture. You so stupid. Don't know hands. Go my next move.

Charge back. Charge back. See, I'm not going to do that. Go ahead and give homeboy. That's a dude. Steve. That's a dude. Yeah, he's getting the shit off for the holidays, man. And then I was like, damn, Steve might be ahead of the game. I might need to come up with some AI shit and just put it on shit. If they got $300 out of me, shit. Anyway. Yeah. Yeah. I got about seven guy-in realtors off you.

That's my bag. My bag. Look, look, look. I got that from Corey. Yeah, right. That's my little bag. Pretty skin chicks. Beautiful skin. Yeah, the pretty skin chicks. You don't see one blemish. That shit look like... Charcoal, beautiful. Oh, yeah. And the Africans with the wagons. That's what I'm talking about. And the skin. It's a combo. Yeah, no, no. Yeah, I told you you sent them to me. Dudes don't get enough credit for being faithful today.

Like how I win money in my fantasy football league, but not for being faithful. Like, there's really no... You should get paid for this. Who's supposed to pay you for your draft? What the fuck are you talking about? What? It should be an incentive, though. They all just don't recognize the discipline they take to come. It's so... It's like a layup line.

It's like a layup line. Tomahawk line. Yeah, nah, it's like a three-man weave out here. What? A dunk contest going out here. It's so tough to go in the gym with all your warm-ups on and just... Look, man, you be getting him in there. You know you. You know you. It's tough. Keep your hands in your pockets.

Ball just keep rolling your way, too. Oh, my God, man. You kicking the ball away. Here come the ball. No, no, no. Yeah, no, it's tough. It's tough. Except with your warm-ups on. This nigga's a duck case. I started my Christmas shopping. i have high level anxiety so i wasn't around them white people for long there's too many of them too many is they deep out there

They too pleasant for me. And it's a nigga out there. That same nigga on Fifth Ave selling mixtapes. Screaming my name from across Van Cleef. Nigga, shut up. Damn, the mixtape guys are on Fifth now? Yeah, man. Come and take a walk with me. The dudes that's going to force you. You're either going to buy the tape or get jumped. Yeah. Those dudes. They don't take no for an answer. Actually, I got you something nice. It's not here yet.

Okay. It's not here yet. That's for the rest of you. I got y'all a little something, man. And Christmas bonuses for you niggas that been late. Oh, fuck. This guy's a monster, yeah. Santa Joe over here. Give me the fucking suggestion box again. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. What color you that pink?

I don't know. What was your color? Yeah, exactly. Just give me any fucking color. I got one more thing to put in that goddamn suggestion box. One more fucking thing. Yeah, it should have been expensive. Yes. It's been expensive Christmas for you? Yes. Yes, it has. uh-huh whoa You want the suggestion box? Look at your face. Damn, you never got a gift before? Your little cheekbones almost went to the moon. Oh, that's fucked up.

Wait, what's she wrote in the box? Yo, yo. Yo, what's she wrote in the box? She wanted to write more in the box. Positive things. Affirmations. I'm going to bust that bad boy open now. Let's see what's up in there. It's been a while saying a joke. That's a nice gift wrapping, too. That little ribbon is clean. This is beautiful. That's a nice little ribbon. Yo, dog, no bullshit. She fought back to smile.

Damn, son. Yo, Isha's a fool. Oh, man. Look at big man. Opals and pearls on the wrapping. How appreciative we are of your presence and your entire being celebrating women. We celebrating women up in this piece. What the fuck is they talking about? Ooh. Wow. Yeah, man. Classic. Yeah, man. Say it, Joe. Ooh. Now you can join your friend. Shut the fuck up, okay? You fit right on in there. Wow. Thank you. This is wonderful. You her? You her? Oh. Yeah. We know what that is. We know what that is. Yeah.

I think I know what this is. I think I have an idea. I know what it is. I think I got an idea. We know what that is. Ray-Bans in the box. I hope it is. I'm playing with them. There's some Ray-Bans in the box. I hope it is. A little light word. Idiot, yo. Good boy. He got to do it cool. Look at him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm being a heathen. I'm trying not to smile. I'm being a heathen. Smile, nigga. I wanted to rip this shit, my nigga. This shit is male. I ain't male.

Uh-huh. I'll make sure that y'all mean on me though. Ooh, those are sexy. Gotta make sure that y'all mean on me. Those are sexy. Nah, that's your only little face. Nah, nah, nah, that's your face. Let me see the mirror app on your joint. Ooh, those are nice. The mirror app? You mean the camera? Oh, yeah. I couldn't do that. Yo, you're a fool. You're the oldest box. Yeah, I am. It's the camera. Spin it around. Oh, yeah. He outside tonight. Look what Sheldon got me for Christmas.

She reeling already. Word. That's hate. Ooh, what's happening over there? No, I'm trying to get rid of my little stress ball spot. Hold up, though. Thank you, kind sir. Pardon the red bag. Niggas don't respect me. Stop playing with big parks. Stop playing with big parks, man. Some Shirley? All right. Some Sherlin. Mmm. We got what we got. Mmm. Mmm. You know what I mean? A little sure sure. Come on. Oh, and you got Des Moines.

Yo, y'all plan that. Y'all plan that. You've been saying that. Y'all plan that. He knew. Look at his boots. He knew. And you home with your sweater on. You don't do that. Oh, look at him, though. Look at him, though. I'm a pie with this on, too. In the heat. You're a fool, yo. Thank you, sir. Absolutely. This guy's an idiot. I'm a pie with this on. Y'all did such an amazing job while I was gone. It's going to be hot. Yeah, I forgot about that. I'm like, I got this damn hoodie on. It's hot.

Yeah, I got you flipping Imani something nice coming. Okay. Don't y'all worry. No problem, no problem. I wanted to break it up. Break it up. All right. All right, all right, all right. Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.

The camera angles is different camera was all in my face Highlight my freckles and boogers Had to break the shades out salutations So happy to be here with y'all today Shout out to the first and last time listeners out there Always for the ladies, always for the ladies to the musicians and the DJs and those that make the world go round out there. Don't you love that you don't mind me Just know that in the hood We gotta get it now. They about to up the price to like 30 grand.

They just opened. Damn. Them shits, they look like spaceships. Villas, they, like, made of metal sitting on the water in Saudi Arabia. Oh, yeah. Yeah, buddy. Like Star Trek. Yeah, I mean, we in Costa Rica next week. We getting the fuck out of here. Microphone check, microphone check. First and foremost, we want to thank our higher power for waking us up with breath in our lungs this morning. All praise due to him. Always. You know what I mean?

Without him, none of this is possible. For her. For her. Nah, it's not him. Nah, I'm just fucking with Mel. But I do believe it's her. I do believe it's her. I think it's a man. You think God's a man? Yes. Why? Because of all the shit we have to go through, no woman would do this to us. Repeat that please for me. Or not. What did she say? I said no woman would do this to us.

Have you ever seen a speculum before? A who now? A speculum. What's that? That's the shit right here, right? No, no, no. No, the speculum is what they... That's the shit you flip pancakes with. I know mad people. That's autistic. On the speculum. On the speculum. Let's just leave it right there. We're just going to leave it right there on the speculum. What's the speculum? A speculum is what you insert into a woman in order to do a pap smear, where they crank that shit up.

It looks like... It's a little opener shit. Yeah, it's a little opener. So, yeah. You ever seen a catheter? Yes, I have. And did you know that women have to get catheters? Yeah, but they don't feel like I was. Not the same. You ever had the man flu? Not quite the same. The man flu? Yeah. What is the man flu?

It's the worst shit out there, bro. Tell me what the man flu is. It ain't worse than that catheter. I'm just saying, women always talk about their pain levels and stuff and what they will through. They've never experienced a man flu, bro. I don't know what the man flu is. Do you know what the man flu is? Yes. Please educate me. It's the flu that men get.

How does it differ from the regular flu that humans get? Because y'all not men. It don't nag you. Oh, shit. You know what I'm saying? Shit is cool. It's just a cool flu. It just bothers you. It should leave you alone in the bed. You know what I mean? It's cool. Oh, shit. All right. Fair enough. You get a dick. Let them put that catheter in there the size of a straw. I almost broke that nurse hand off. I bet you did. What? You crazy. Damn catheter. Word. You had that shit before?

Yes. Jersey City Medical Center. A Jersey City catheter sounds extra. Well, I was in Newark, so I don't know. What? No, Medical Center in Jersey City was like a thing. I told him to go get a baby one. We got the baby meat? Yo, yeah, get out. It's like your ass gonna come out. No, it ain't. My shit's gone. Word up. What? I hope I never have to. I'm hoping for you, my brother. I'm not bullshit. That shit is different. Man. Yo, you really not going to sue the city?

Sue them niggas. I'm trying to. Mark gotta help me out. I'm suing the landlord. Can't sue the landlord? Somebody. No, you can sue the city. And the landlord. That should be the landlord though. What you talking about? Both.

Them doors was wide open, bro. I'm doing a suit like Cassie, nigga. Everybody in my shit. For those who just now are joining us, and we all going to intro this. I'm talking about when Parks fell. When Parks fell the other day. If he would have went over the first door, he goes down the steps, B. Yeah. I'm sure Eric Adams. It just so happens it was the second door. Crazy.

I'm suing that to Eric Adam, the Adams family. You were. No bullshit. Steven Adams, all the thing. Yes, exactly. Steven A. Smith. Crazy, yo. What? Hey, buddy, gotta get it. What episode is this? 786. Welcome to episode 786 of the Joe Budden podcast brought to you by a few by power by prize pigs prices gang I'm your humble gracious grateful highly favored host Joe Budden here with a few really amazing people to my left

Y'all know the vibes. Miss Hot and Bothered herself. Queen M4, Melissa Ford in the building. Big Parks is here. Ice is here. King Wawa himself is just here. And Brother Flip is here with us in spirit. Last but certainly not least, each and every.

one of you guys out there are here. How's everybody doing, man? What's popping? What's popping? What's popping? I'm good. I'm good, man. I'm glad to be back, man. I missed that I couldn't be here with y'all last part. Decided it could fuck me up bad. Doctor gave me that shot. I'm back. You got the shit the football players get? Yes. Cortisone shot. Yes. No, he said it wasn't. No, it was a steroid. Yo, stay on a men's health. Sorry. Okay, all right. Sciatica was acting bad.

Shit had me fucked up. What is that? It's like a pinched nerve? Your sciatica nerve is the longest nerve. It runs like your spine all the way down your leg. So if it gets pinched in any way, it'll fuck you up. So my shit was my back, my hip. All the way down to your knee. You got to get one of them shits like Batman has. Inverted table shit. Nah, they told me just, it's a stretching thing. You got to stretch, work out. That's me and Mel. I'm actually going to...

Pilates. Yeah, I'm doing Pilates, bro. Okay. Please record this. Oh, no. You know that I've been trying to get... I've been trying to collectively get you all to do a Pilates class where I could teach it. You could. I could teach it. And that I think would be amazing. And I would, I promise I would go easy on you guys. I would not. She lied. No. She just had me try to do some bullshit a minute ago. I literally had him try to touch his toes. Melissa would live to see us.

in pain bro I'm still in pain I don't want you to be in pain that's the thing I don't want you to be in pain I want you to Rediscover flexibility and mobility. No, you got a men in pain kink. You don't. I don't. You got a men in pain kink. You want us to be uncomfortable. And it's okay. No. It's okay. Every physical challenge we've done up here, you be sitting there.

Yo, get on the scale. Get on the scale. Why don't you get on the scale? Get on the scale. A little PMS thing. Yeah, all of that. The belt. She took pleasure in that. She did. She loved that shit. She wanted to crank that shit up. I was literally just... a conduit for, you know, the audience who wanted to live vicariously through me. I see. I hear you. You got a lot of bullshit with you. Yeah, I hear you. You all girl, though. All right, what is important, unimportant?

What's happening in the universe that we need to care about? I don't know if y'all covered it. Did y'all cover The Cold Show? No. No. Really? I wanted to go. I didn't see it. Okay. I signed up for The Inevitable. Just because they live streamed it. If you were one of the members. So I signed up just for that. And that show was amazing. It was free. And the first thing I thought about was.

How many other motherfuckers did this? Yeah. No, I'm telling you, when they put the tickets up for sale, they showed how many people were in queue. And the only way to get the link was to be signed up for the inevitable. And it was 150,000 people or some shit in the queue.

But for the tickets to buy the tickets to the show, so imagine the people that didn't even want to go to the show. I gave you the AI girl my J. Cole money. Word. J. Cole could have got that $300. What? And then he did the dollar and the dream. They gave out Dollar in the Dream is something Cole used to do where he would just announce a show 9 o'clock in the morning. Y'all gonna be here tonight. Everybody show up with a dollar. You get a ticket.

for the show later on tonight so they did that at urban plaza 10 a.m the line went around all four corners of urban plaza then across the street and then all the way up the avenue wow and nobody got robbed No, I ain't seen nobody get robbed. J. Cole's a peaceful brother. Yeah, that ain't the place for that to happen at. But the show itself was amazing. He had to open the DJ, you know, warm the crowd up. But he came out, he went through.

The whole album, mixtape cuts, feature cuts, didn't bring anybody out, just smoked it himself. How long was the show? He went on at 9.30 and I think he got off stage at like 11. Oh, damn. That ain't bad. His bounce back tour. He's crushing it at the end of the year. He's killing that shit. Yeah. The whole podcast thing, the re-releasing the albums, the bonus tracks. Just put the deluxe out on DSPs today. Yeah. He's...

Anything you have bad to say about that beef shit, he's showing why. Let me do this my way. Yeah. And it's working. It is. He's changed that conversation about him completely. Yeah. They just forgot him. I kept him out of that shit now. I see why. I think everybody sees why he stood out, right? Yes. Absolutely. In hindsight, it makes all the sense in the world. People wanted him to be Messi and a competitor in that. They wanted you to...

Start mud slinging and all that bullshit. And he's like, nah, I'm cool. I just want to rap. If y'all going to go personals, I don't want to do that. We know you like mud pies, my nigga. We know. But wait, that's not true. It's not. And I do. Let me recognize that. I do. But it's not, yes, people wanted to see that. Also, he told us he was with that shit. He didn't tell us he was with that. He said I'm with Rap Battling. Got you.

And if y'all are going there, I'm not with that. Let me get away because that's not what I'm on. I want to rap. If we want to rap, let's rap. Then you're not really with it. I understand. I comprehend the point. But... So you don't think it could be rap competition without it getting personal? Has it ever been? I'm with all the hand-to-hand combat in the world, with anybody in the world. The second that somebody want to exceed that point, I'm stepping out of it. I also know that...

This could lead to that. Pardon me. Kind of could get to that, maybe. So, yes, I respect his opinion. I don't want to participate in that shit show that y'all are doing. Unfortunately, sometimes the sheer competitiveness of MCs can lead to that or much worse. It was death back in the day. It's probably still death. Death is in that today.

So, I mean, I get the point and I agree with his decision making in hindsight. And I'm cool with, well, to him, I'm cool with y'all. So I don't have the hatred there to take it there with y'all. Now, that's not to say maybe it's somebody out there that he really don't like that if it got there, I'm willing to go there with you. But I don't want to do this with you. And I think somebody spoke to him and said, yo. This shit about to get ugly.

Yeah, but move out the way and stop making it look like you're picking a side because it looked like you're picking a side and I'm about to start taking it like that. I think somebody may have had that talk with him, worded differently. I don't know, but boy, what a way to clean a year. What a way to close the year, especially when all other rappers are obsolete. True. Music seems, it do seem a little obsolete. For me, anyway. Hip-hop. Or just everything.

And I'm not just saying hip-hop because I think of some of my favorite R&B acts that are just shit. We was having a Melly talk not too long ago. Fucking Danny Lay. Just some of the people that were granted a shot. like an opportunity or they got on during the boom of 2017, 18, 19, 20. Now it's like, what do I do? It's different, man. COVID came and changed a lot of shit. A lot of people spent money, invested money, and now that all that dried up, ain't nobody trying to spend no money.

We in the red. Or they ain't get their money back. Yeah, we in the red. No, I'm not spending no money no more. Now you got to go out and do it yourself. So now you got to spend your own money to get yourself a certain way. And everybody ain't got it to do it. Yeah. Yeah, that's true.

I feel like they've changed some of the algorithms and some behind-the-scenes shit. I feel like it's changed. As someone who releases music, something back there changed. I don't know what. I have no evidence of it. It just feels different.

That's the best way to do it. It feels different. It does feel different. So I can see why a lot of people would be a little quieter musically. Because if they're fucking with shit back there, we got to adjust. And people trying to figure out their way out of this shit.

That's what I see. I see a lot of people trying to get off that hamster wheel of the music industry. I agree. And it's like, yo, we're not releasing shit until we can get this figured out. Anything else, go wait. Go get my old shit. I'm laughing because I've seen an interview somewhere with Three Stacks and he was the person he was talking to he was telling him

how his label didn't want to count the flute album toward the shit. They got some wording in the contract that says the next album has to be 90% like. The last hour. Am I on ring for some reason? Yeah, that's crazy. That's nasty. I ain't gonna hold you. Listen, all things considered with the sleepwalking thing. I got alarms, motion sensors.

Vibrators. Ankle weights. Listen, anything, buddy. You got to put that shit up. Ankle weights. You got to get that shit that they put on a dog. The invisible collar shit. As soon as you walk outside, that shit's shocking. All right, I'm up. Yeah, that's funny, son. What was I saying just now? Andre 3000. He was looking at the Andre. Oh, yeah. 90% has to be, album has to be 90% like last album. And he was like,

He said he tried to fight it at first, but then he was like, the game is the game, but they just got all types of tricks in the air. I was like, uh. No, we don't. I know you run. Hey, hey. Publishing company. A3K. Might be right on that one. Yo, buddy. You're my man and all that. You're one of the best to ever do this shit. But some shit you can't do. Like, artists are crazy. I'm not mad at the try.

Try to get that shit off. I'm mad at the try if I'm the label that's waiting for my top selling diamond artist to hand in an album so the rest of these niggas can eat. And you hear me in an album full of flutes. And then walk in the corner office and say, hey. I'm done. I'm done. But nigga, please. How did that album do, though? I mean, it's like Grammy nominated and shit. I don't know how sales wise it did, but I'm sure it's good for a flute album.

I told y'all I like that shit. I was like, I actually like this shit on some massage. We all didn't. I listened to it. But we all did. But it ain't fix your sciatica. I don't hear it as a 103,000 album. Not at all. You know what I mean? Yeah, not at all. But again, everybody's trying to figure their ways out. Off of that hamster wheel. So, yo, let me give him an album of a flute and see if it worked. What if it did work? He had four more of them in the tub.

I'm sure it worked. It couldn't have been a terribly expensive album to make. No, no, no. I'm talking about what if it worked towards the contract to get out of this hill. He was in the bathroom. Exactly. What the fuck? His traffic made that album. He was in the car. I don't care what it cost you to make. Talking about I did make the money. That's what I'm saying. No, because this ain't ours. It ain't bombs over Baghdad. It ain't cost them no money. That's what I'm saying. So it made them money.

no it didn't cause we not claiming that shit whatever it did go buy yourself something nice for Macy's go buy Macy's go ahead to Macy's get yourself something That's Macy's money. It's a Macy's soundtrack, so it makes sense. Hey, call me back when hey, y'all. And all that shit is done. This is why labels have A&Rs to send with your dumb ass. You new kids have escaped it building shit in your room.

But they sent A&Rs with y'all to make sure that the creatives didn't get too damn creative in there. Go in there and do the ad-lib that we like, nigga. Come on. They don't even have it. No, I ain't on that no more. No, no, no. Go. Yeah, I want my first single, man, to just be like something just explaining my mood and therapy and my story and just showing substance and being deep. Pump it up. Focus. Focus, man. If you pump it up, we're on fire. It won't be on this label.

Hey, you can do that on album five when we far away from you. For now, you better get these asses moving. Speaking of getting asses moving, pause if applicable. Another dark sign in the music business for me. That oozy I want to rock song went away too fast for it to be what they made it be.

That shit be at sporting events. Yeah, they still play commercials and sporting events and shit like that. Nah. Nah. I ain't heard it, and I watch commercials and sporting events. I've seen me 900 times just yesterday. That's true. I'm watching. It's new though. No, it ain't. That song is new. Well, which one? I shot a couple. They are fairly new. What'd you be saying when my commercial come on? Nothing? I clap.

Hey, yo, don't start your show. All right. Hey, Mel, don't start. And where's that? Where's that? It's too gloomy. It's too gloomy for you to come in with that bullshit. You got the bag. Yo, you at home, you just be like. what else what else what else is there anything in music Do we get the scissor yet? No. We got a video with Ben Stiller driving a car. Excuse me? Mouthing her lyrics. Ben Stiller.

Ben Stiller. That's fire. It was kind of funny. That's fire. You know, he mad silly. I like that. And then she was butt ass, but an alien in the woods. With the fireflies. Butt asses. Rolling in the grass. Butt ass. Well, she, you know, they had a little makeup on the nipples and shit. Of course you're Googling that right now. I mean, it's worth a watch. If you find it.

It's towards that. It's relevant to the conversation. Yeah, of course. No, it is. Aliens, drones. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Oh, they put a drone ban over New Jersey. It must have started this morning because I see one last night. For real? Yeah. That's the first one I saw.

Wow. Like, I haven't seen any. Last night was the first one I saw. Oh, wow. It's conduct. Over by you? Nah, this shit was far, too. Oh, wow. It's like an hour away from my crib. That shit was far. I ain't gonna lie. You was an hour away from your crib. What you was doing? At night? Picking up hoodies. Mailbox that, buddy. How does he still get this shit off of the house, y'all? He is the man.

Yo, the hoodie place closed around midnight. I'm rushing. I'm rushing over there, baby. Stuck in traffic. Yo, he's the man. Yeah, they got a drone band over New Jersey. I saw it on the news this morning. Yeah, they must have, again, they don't want motherfuckers going up there looking at them drones they got up there. No, they said one fell out in Clinton.

and they said they called the cops they erased the shit like mad quick they said all the alphabet boys all that shit came out there and got that shit about it oh shit hella quick I'm like really wait a second I know I'm ignorant who's the alphabet boys All the letters. F-B-I-T-E-A-A-T-F-C-I-A. Just the letters. F-A-A. NBA. I'm rolling with y'all. I've heard a different something in my life, I think, with that book. Alphabet voice? LGBTQ. That's like a slur. No. That was...

Chappelle's remix. Yeah, that shit was way around long time ago. IRS, any of them three-letter governmental agencies. All right, just be clear. No problem. There's a bunch of trans people out there. E.T. My toe dropped. Wait, what? Take me with you. Let me see your finger. Y'all need a lot of help. A lot of help. Y'all got it. I do laugh at that drama shit, though, just randomly throughout the day. Shit. Humans so stupid. Yep.

If those are aliens, and I'm not doing this tinfoil shit with y'all, I don't think they're aliens. But if they were aliens, wait, do y'all believe the aliens to be wiser than us? Yes. Yes. Okay. You got it. Absolutely. I don't know why people think that humans is... working on plans to get to Mars, but the aliens is just circling New Jersey. Bored as hell. Yeah, we got to fix Patterson before we can go somewhere else. Yeah, I think the aliens are somewhere thinking of alien shit.

playing alien monopoly with like other unknown planets and shit like that ain't playing with New Jersey and I agree and America might be Baltic. I think America's Baltic. I was thinking of aliens as like a human creature is mad ignorant. Yes. Like, oh, they came down here to do some shit. We probably can't see these. They might be here. That's what I said. I said it before. We don't know what they're made of. We don't understand dogs yet. Word. Word. Dolphins.

Oh, look, he's saying I miss you. No, he's not. He's hungry. Oh, man, yo. I seen some white person the other day. He was bringing a dog in the hotel. dragging him by the fucking leash choking the shit out the dog i'm like you think that you're doing something you think that you like loving this guy screaming for help i'm too much of a dog lover looking shit like that um what else is there so there's no scissor project

Not yet. She said that it was going to drop at 8 a.m. I don't know if that meant Eastern Standard Time, Pacific Standard Time, Australian Standard Time. So we passed all of that. And this is supposed to be a full... R&B project. I think it's a deluxe, but it's like a... It's a new album deluxe. Yes. Yeah. Which tells me it should be... This isn't going to be four or five records. I'm expecting a full-length project.

I've seen Summer Walker with Carisha. I like seeing Summer Walker out because that means that there's music coming. Well, she got the show too, the radio show. What radio show? She got us out of Apple. Summer Duds? Yeah. When did that launch? Maybe it was while you were gone, I guess. Two weeks ago? Yeah. That's more good news. Yeah. That's another sign that music is done.

And only the toxic bitches play that sped up heart of a woman shit on all of that shit. Let you know exactly who to target or stay away from it if you're faithful. That's all you hear. Sometimes the music, only. thing that's saving you. Hey, some eyes are over there. Someone has her show. It's called Over It Radio on Apple. She got two episodes so far. First one was Sexy Red and this one is Carisha.

After Summer and Sizzle, I'm kind of... I ain't gonna say a word. No, please do. Over it radio. Your first episode was Sexy Ray. Your second episode is Carisha. No? Yeah. I'm not really seeing a correlation. Okay. What you got? Other than... That's toxic radio. Oh, it is toxic radio. Oh, well, yeah. Well, yeah. Summer Walker. That's Summer Walker. I know. But I'm saying, you name it, she...

Well, Over It. Didn't she have a song? I thought that was the name of the song. No, her album was Over It. And now it's finally over it, which is Cap. Yeah, we know. All right, I'm back over it. When are they finally over it? When they find something new. Yeah, I don't believe that Summer Walker is finally over. Well, unless you're talking about Larry. I do believe that he's probably not still fucking in pain over him. That fucked up.

Anyway, I can't wait until I get this new music from Summer and SZA and anybody else who wants to participate in this music game. Literally anybody. Anybody out there that's got to, I'm listening to demos. It was a good year, though. I can't front. It was a lot of good music that came out this year. It's weird that we're not getting any type of blockbuster shit. Well, I guess it is if it happens. But usually Christmas time is like you get somebody.

That fourth quarter, you get the heavy hitters. Yeah. We got Kendrick. That's true. We got Kendrick. We got all the TDE. But I'm saying fourth quarter. Oh, fourth quarter. Okay. We did get Kendrick. Yeah, it's still fourth quarter. Do you want to count Cole? Not really. It's an old project. I mean, it's new songs. It's an old project. I thought his release date was February. He said it's coming out around February. The album.

That may be true. I don't know. I'm not sure. They did say at the show, he said, because the Dreamville Festival coming up is the final one. That's the last one. He said, I'll see y'all at Dreamville and hopefully I have some new music to perform by then.

Like as a teaser to the fans. He's definitely got new music. Of course. Before Dreamville. So everybody's anticipating the album at least before then. And that's April. So it might track. Which means it's probably, well, it's different. I was going to say it's probably close to done at this point.

But in this day and age in the music business, they be doing shit at the last second. They go back after it drop. That too. Music business is fucked. It's running around buying up the independents. Yeah. I saw that. We're trying to find a way. Again, people trying to get out and they're going to find a way to try to reel you back in. We'll change it over here. They did it. You was going over here to Spotify, going over here to the DSPs direct. Nope, nope. Now we got them.

Yeah. Now we're going to buy up the little independent distributors. Some of them should be probably caking off, boy. Because if you think about it, would they say there's 300,000 songs released a week or something like that? Some corn distro kid in them is eating. Oh, yeah, for sure. For sure.

You think the Major's going to stand by and watch that? No. Or they're just going to offer the same service at some point. I would like a new Snow Allegro project. Yes. I've been listening to that shit the whole week. The whole drive to the hoodie store. I might play one of them shits for my sleep. That was like a nice ride you took with the That was a beautiful track. You get some hoodies. That nigga hoodie playlist. Oh, man. The slats. You see your girl got on.

Radio City coming up in March. Cleo Soul. I've seen it. Yeah. Announced another night. Three dates. Wow. I know that's y'all people's. Group trip. Radio City. That's nice. That's nice ending for Indy. And from overseas. Word. That's big. Finally, a show that they won't pull Big Mel on stage for at halftime. She could just be a normal patron. Maybe they pull you on stage this time. Would you go? I wouldn't go. Why not?

Why do we do this every pod? Because I don't want to be center stage anywhere. Ish, would you go? I'm shocked you did it twice. And lied both times. You're such a liar. You lied both times. No, I did not lie. No, she lied about shit that she didn't even have to lie about. I didn't lie. She called me in the morning.

I'll snitch. You are snitching. But you already did. And then I told you why I ended up doing it. Yeah, but I didn't get that follow-up text. All I got was the aggressive shit in the morning. Like, nah, man, ain't even about that. I don't even want to have the reputation of just going on stage. I did that for Lucky, but I don't want to do that for any video. Nigga, not even six, three hours later. Two minutes later. When you get a call from Snoop who asks you.

personally to do this. Hey, pick that up? Shut the fuck up. You dropped it. Hey, you set it up. You set it up. And then I liked the setup on the stage. I was like, okay, it's not the same thing. I could do this. Hey, Snoop. Hey, you another one. What was the setup? This time on October London stage, they just had a couch. And they were just like, they just want you to sit on the couch. Have a drink. Smoke a stogie. That's it. It's like a nightclub. I said, I can do that. You smoked a stogie?

I smoked a stogie on stage, yes. I dropped the ashes all in my crotch too, but played it off. I was dead. That's right, you were. With Joe's mom. No, he was with his girl and my mom went too and Ice's mom went. Well, I saw them together. All Mel did up there was... Yo, what? Girls be bored, yo. They need some shit to do with their hands when they be fucking with their selfies. Girls don't have rap hands. All they do is this. The only thing they can do is their hair. Their hair is fine.

And it ain't. Ma, it ain't moving. You did the comb, the hand comb like 10 times. Shit ain't go nowhere. That's what you did, bud. You added to the show, though. You killed that shit. Answer my question, Ish. Cleo Soul called you up. Would you go? What she got on? Child. And that's why he has two daughters. That right there. Since you didn't see it. You'll sit on the couch and smoke a stogie. Cleo Soul? Yeah, for sure.

Might even come in there with a little dinner jacket on with an ascot. That would be sharp. That would be sharp. We should make arrangements for that right now. She's amazing. She is fine. I don't know if I'm going to go to this one. Really? Yeah, her last project was just sad to me. It wasn't the one before the last. Yeah, it wasn't the one before. The one before the last? Yeah, but people don't... And the one before that? They don't...

I know, but when people tour, sometimes they do do a lot of shit from their new albums. I just don't know, is all. I got to see when she hit the other cities first. Got it. They keep pressuring us to do something, but I mean... That makes sense. The other city. And I have to see show-ish. I'll be curious to see what that looks like, too. I promise you. We have to just do, we just have to do, because I love you like that. I love you like that. That's why. Now what?

Now what'd you go say? I ain't say nothing. I do have to see show-ish just once. Can we find a way? I need to see a different-ish. Stupid. Not show-ish. After party-ish? And pre-party-ish. Before show and after show. And I got to see which shows his girl is allowed to come to. Because that's always the best part of touring. It is. I need to see that with everybody, actually.

But, yeah. I mean, he is going to go so crazy. I told my girl, how do you think that? Because I've known you for a long time. Nigga, we know you. And you like to talk. And you're personable. And I'm 48 years old. That don't mean nothing. Wait, get him out. I mean, because he's just, because adrenaline's going to kick in. You know, you're going to have... You think? Yes. When you fuck him. And then. Man. Adrenaline kicks in. What are you talking about?

Yo, what's wrong? Yo, that's a nutcase, yo. I don't care about those people. Everybody's going to be like, Ish, you're my favorite. Thank you. I appreciate it. Mad pictures. The Ish Brigade. I appreciate it. The Brigade. I watched some dumbass movie that had action figure-ish in it, but he was, like, action-less, so...

I should fucking tear that fucking movie apart, but I won't because I'm a black dude. Rebel Ridge on Netflix. I'm late to this. That's been out for a while. It's been out for a while, but The Barber had it on, so. I started it, so when I went home, I finished it. Rebel Ridge. That's some bullshit. I was entertained fully throughout the whole thing, but they get the good-looking big black guy with the muscles.

that apparently all the girls is fucking, they on right now, but I don't know none of this. Okay. But if you're trying to get a action figure guy, you want them to look great. So immediately... Hey, yo. I clunk you with this phone, yo. What? You said this is... Yo, this is... Like not even close. What do you mean not even close? That is action figure. What's his name? Aaron Pierre.

Yeah, and that look like, you look like an Arabian. He look like Arabian. Hey, yo, you out your fucking mind. That is a good looking man. What you talking about? Yeah. And he got the eyes. Yeah. Nah, that could be ish. Yeah. I don't like this nigga. Y'all don't hear her? In what life? She moaning. His whole family, though, the genetic line. We don't know his whole family. 23 and 1? He walked a red carpet with his family, and they... They all were just gorgeous? Yes. They all could have got it.

Well, no, not like that. Because, I mean, I'm talking about mom and dad and sister and whatnot. Don't you ever call me this nigga. I mean, he's paying you a compliment. Yeah. Because he is him right now. That nigga killing you. I'm just bigging you up. He might get sexiest man of the year next year. Mark my words. I said it here first. No, it's Jim from The Office. No, next year. I know it's Krasinski right now.

But next year? Anyway, the first scene in the movie, the cops pull him over, take all his money from him, give us this. He was going to bail his cousin out. They took it from him, told him to fuck off. So I thought he was going to beat the cops up. He did. At every turn in the movie that's supposed to be an action movie with this new good-looking black dude, every time he was supposed to turn up... He didn't. He didn't. He was just polite. And then at the end, he get into a little scrap.

And I'm like, uh, you just look good, nigga. He didn't work on none of that. You need a few things. Not at all. He stabbed one dude. Punch one dude, and then that was the end. I'm like, all right. All right. That's where Jason Statham got you beat a little bit. He had a broke seven next. Jason Statham. He don't play. He don't play. He don't play. He don't play.

First scene. A nigga gonna poke him in the chest. At the wrong hello. At the gas station. Yeah. And they gonna poke him in the chest. That's it. They gonna break that nigga wrist and do some other shit. Have him lean in on the chips. Shit. Even Denzel when he locked the door at the bar. equalizer. Denzel, look at his little watch. He's about to fuck y'all up. This new-ish looking nigga didn't do shit. Ran around, fell in love with the white girl.

that was helping him. That's why he called me. Oh, shit. Oh, bread. It's Pierre, man. It's Pierre. It's a shame. I'm watching this shit, and I'm predicting what's going to happen as it comes. So he was getting shitted on the whole 10 minutes. Then the little white girl pop up. I said, oh, she's going to help him. And then he's going to fall in love. Yeah, they didn't get to that part in the movie, but they was together and, you know. He beat? No. No. He beat. He didn't beat. He did? Yes, he did.

He beat... I don't get what you say. I don't know if they showed a rebel ridge, but he got to the ridges. Mel, you would date... What's his name? Aaron Pierre? Yeah. You don't hear how she just promoted that nigga? She's hot and bothered now. Word. I thought that was his agent. Even while you got homeboy? Like, you think that's respectful to your situation? Listen, stop bringing that up, okay? We're talking in hypotheticals, right? Oh, yeah, he had to talk.

For sure. He had to talk. Oh, he heard. What tone of voice do you think he used? Oh, yeah. A stern. It was a stern. It was low. And the nigga got a nice voice. No, he got a nice voice. My bad dude. We're just talking in hypotheticals right now. Okay? Hypotheticals. Yes. You know, I heard your show. I like how you, you know. We should stop doing a little bit of, you know. No. I think you can totally doubt it a little bit. I'm a private guy. I'm a private guy. You know, my family watches.

What else? What else? What else? Homeboy, they did the jail walk, the New York walk. The perp walk. With Luigi, Luigi Mangione. I thought that nigga was... Hannibal Lecter. El Chapo or some fucking body. I know. I had to go look up his crime again. I was like, they walking him. Hell, he shot a nigga. They ain't do that for Rakim and them when they shoot a nigga. What the fuck you talking about? Nah, he ain't just shoot a nigga. He shot a very expensive dude. He shot the CEO with a four...

largest fucking company in the country. He shot a nigga. What the fuck did you talk about? This was theater. Exactly. This was theater and this was taxpayer money. This is bullshit. helicopters and all. I'm like, Jesus Christ. Just like trying to like taint the fucking jury pool. Well, how so? Because don't you, don't you think that that theatrics.

makes people think, oh, he's so dangerous. When he went out of his way to make sure that there was not the possibility for any level of casualty past his target. Oh, the good looks worked on you. He finds hell. I'm sorry. But it's not even. So you don't think that he's extremely dangerous? No, I don't. I do not think that he's dangerous. The same way I don't think the fucking Menendez brothers are dangerous. Joe, let me ask you this.

He might be dangerous, but see, you watch too much. Then you answer my question. You watch too much Jason Statham. That little bony-ass white boy did not need 77 cops with a Sunday's best on escorting him around the world. And Eric Adams. The fuck was he doing there? I don't know that I agree with that. I wouldn't know. I don't know that I agree with that. Where is... Because I saw an attorney come out and say that they're going to have problems.

with jury selection because it's so much sympathy for him. Yeah. And so now on the other side is let's paint him to be as dangerous as possible to try to balance that back out. But I think that's having the opposite effect. I think it's making him look more like a martyr. I think that it is... He's going to look like that regardless. Yeah, I think it's just increasing public support for him. Because of who it was he killed and what he represented. And because so many people can relate to what...

To the reasons why he took these matters into his own hands. Bro, you seen the comments under this? Well, slow down for a minute. I want to try to have some of these talks. Okay. Y'all dead ass? Yes. Yeah. Thousand percent. Okay, media propaganda is and has been a part of most trials. The major ones. Media propaganda and misinformation. All of that is there. For sure.

I'm not arguing your point about mind games to potential jurors, but that existed. That existed already. This is high profile enough to where that was there. Two, New York City, and I don't have all of the facts, but New York City, they was in a fight with... PA or whoever over extradition in the first place. No, no, no. No, it was him. It was him. He was going to waive his extradition at first.

No, no, no. He was fighting extradition. And he ended up waving it. He eventually waved it. He eventually waved it. But at first he said no. But he was fighting. Yeah. And New York wanted him in New York, the place of the crime. No. Get his ass. Over here that went on a little longer than we expected from that. I'm certain that they were getting pressure.

from whoever is above them you don't kill somebody that the ceo of the fourth largest yada yada yada and you're not pressured from somewhere to get the guy that we watched kill him and take a city bike somewhere so Yeah, I do understand the reason for the long, dramatic walk. Shit, they did it with me at a much lesser level when I got arrested on Dykeman. They call the news.

They tell the news the time that you're going to take the walk from back there, and we're going to film you and put you in the fucking news. So, yes, I get the perp walk and the off-whites. The off-whites we'll get to at another time. Also, I already told y'all how I feel about premeditated killers versus the niggas that just pop you randomly at the spot. If dude could...

Plan this out this way. I don't doubt his brilliance. He was a valedictorian, saluted a dictatorian, went to wherever, MTI, wherever he had an MTA card. I don't know. But highly, highly educated. It's more of a city bike. Highly educated. brother that comes from a family of money. For him to plan out, write a manifesto, stake out and stalk at six in the morning with his weapon of choice and his exit strategy and all but damn near commit a perfect crime if not for his stomach growling.

I think that person is dangerous. I think that person is dangerous. You don't get to not be dangerous because a lot of people agree with what you did. You're still a dangerous man. Cool, got it. That's all I'm saying. So y'all's talking about him like... Semantically, you're right. But once they got him, they got him.

Right? Do you look at that guy and say, yo, he's going to break the cuffs, knock 12 cops out, and get away? No. But that wasn't the reason for the dog and pony show. So what's the reason? That's the point. Niggas is saying, yo, you got 50 cops around this kid. Like he's going to magically break free and run and get away. Like he Jet Li or some motherfucking body. He's not that.

What do you say the point was? We have 50 cops here because people have been on our ass for however many days that we didn't have this guy. We probably about to lose mad money in budgeting and yada, yada, yada, all that shit that's above my head. Y'all just wasted. It's the show. You say wasted. It's our money wasted. Yeah. Well, I don't live in New York, but yeah. And we've seen all the cops, but I don't know the level of all of those.

I seen some cops that looked like they was the big dog cops. It looked like multiple law enforcement agencies. Fucking Eric Adams was there.

That's what I mean. It's one thing if you have him doing the perp walk, but it's another thing if you have... helicopters and 50 cops the fucking mayor like that's that's spectacle like he was bad boy my nigga that's what are we talking about like the joker or some shit that nigga's going to rikers bro sit his little white ass oh he's not going to rikers he's going to mdc i'm just

playing. Yo, sit in his little ass over there. That's probably why he didn't want to get extra done. I'm over here. I don't understand, y'all. We say all the time, shit, you just said a couple seconds ago, they ain't do all that for Cousin Rock. Raheem, right? There's this thing in the black community where...

We've seen what they'll do for some and we've seen what they won't do. We've seen crackhead Brenda die and nobody batting high. And Dylann Roof go get Wendy's. Yeah. Yeah. But not only that. All I'm saying is this dude... wasn't just some dude. Okay. And I still want to be, but they're still somebody that had a family. Now, hold on one second. So hold on a second. Let's do a comparison between him, Luigi, and what he did.

And the Sackler family. Do you know who they are? The Sackler family is... The Sackler... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Who you talking to? You know what I'm fucking... Who you talking to? Okay, all right. Who you talking to? Who you talking to? Me? You were not talking to me. You lost the doctor. I am sorry. I am not talking to you. I am just basic. I'm talking in general for people who might not know who the Sacre family is, but I know you.

know who the Sackler family is. They are responsible for the opioid crisis in this country. They are responsible for the death of 300,000 fucking people. Not a single one of them saw the inside of a fucking jail cell. Nothing. No criminal. If you're talking to me, I don't condone death. I don't agree with killing...

some of the people that should be killed. So all I'm saying is... That's not the retribution that I signed up for. I understand. This is all I'm saying. But I just want to be clear. Because you're saying, hey, none of them received jail time. For me, I'm taking...

that as, yeah, somebody could have maybe taken the law into their own hands and we got in street justice with the sacrament. No, no, no. What I'm saying is... if you're wondering where the sympathy, where the lack of sympathy is coming from, generally speaking, like taking the temperature of how everybody...

feels about this particular story and why nobody seems to care about the fact that this was a human being and his family lost him and stuff. This is the reason. This is the reason why there is such an apathetic way of looking at this story. and why people are looking at Luigi as a fucking hero. This is why, that's why the conversation is always being approached from this particular standpoint. I know. My response to that is, what did he fix? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

But... I understand. It'll shed light on you. He created a conversation. Yeah, it'll shed light. I don't think... He created a conversation and he also... We've had a lot of discussions about... If you kill the right nigga, you're going to create a conversation. We've talked a lot about consequences. And we've also talked a lot about consequences that didn't necessarily meet the crime. You know what I'm saying? Or meet the offense.

Case in point, when we talked about love and death, the whole candy story, and we talked about the consequences of a man and a woman having an extramarital affair and what the consequences of that were. And how it's just like, did anybody deserve to die? No, but there's consequences to your actions that you might not understand what those actions might be, depending on who it is that wants to met out those. met out the quote-unquote justice or the vigilantism. You know what I'm saying?

That's just my whole point of why everybody seems to be talking about this like he is a hero and seemingly so apathetic towards the CEO who lost his life. Because of what he stands for. It's what he stands for. Like, yo, so somebody in Congress needs a heart or a kidney. Nobody gives a fuck. No, they're going to get it. Right. But somebody's uncle that's broke.

Or somebody's mom that's broke needs a heart or kidney. They get pushed down on the list. And they're going to have a donor list for 77 years and they're going to pass away. Right. There's a level of apathy where I don't give a fuck. Yeah. Or, yo, my peoples couldn't get a surgery, but your bonus was $27 million last year. Like, I don't give a fuck. Not only do I comprehend it, I receive it, I get it. To those people, I ask.

What are y'all going to do to the new CEO? Nothing. Absolutely not. Same shit going to happen. And then the new CEO. Sure. I agree with you. And then the new CEO. That's my only problem with dude's manifesto. It's like, damn, you do seem like you were well thought out, calculated, and had a plan that was like a kind of long term that you had been working on. The death of one CEO didn't scratch nothing.

Yeah, but it sends a message. It does send a message. And I think the message is... The eat the rich message. Thank you. It's eat the rich. I was going to say, that could... Yeah, but I don't agree with that. So I just want to stay clear for me. I do not agree with killing people. We're not hoping none of this shit happens, but that shit to send a message. Dog, all it takes is one sometimes

All it takes is one sometime to inspire everybody else to start doing that shit. You're going to be with somebody's charcuterie, boy. Oh, shit. That was such a mean thing to even say. On a charcuterie expensive too. Charge it up. You would be that Pruschetto right there. Pruschetto. oh man but nah like if let's say niggas get inspired by that we're not hoping yeah yeah some other CEOs start dropping out there

True. They took niggas' names and addresses and shit off niggas' boards. No, they locked up another little white girl somewhere else because she went in the bathroom and wrote defend, deny, depose or whatever the three letters were. They yanked her ass up. No, she was on the phone. I know, I'm talking shit. Not really the best.

happen. But they got her. They got her. They got her is what I'm saying. Really? Blue Cross Blue Shield. Yeah, they took it as a threat. And she said, defense did not all that shit and said, y'all next. They ain't have a gun or nothing. They ran and got her. Meanwhile, this is the title of a fucking book. Yeah, but you know what it is. I know, I know. That's that martyrdom.

You know what you're doing when you say it right now. Mel, he already got a lawyer, so you can stop. I seen her on the news this morning with crutches. She hopped away. She said... She said. She hopped over. No, for real. Because the whole world is waiting to hear from his attorney. So I turn the news on, shit. She said, just want to let y'all know at this time, we don't have nothing to say. He wants to thank everybody for their support.

Come on, man. So shit, he must be getting some support. Oh, he got a lot of support. Mel, you gave him some money? She about to be his pen pal. You know she looking for a hair. She about to mail a nigga a Subway sandwich or something. A care package. Put this up on your wall. I got a couple of posters I can send you, boo. That's catfish. Oh, boy. You can't do that. You cannot do that. Girls keep doing that. You cannot do that. You got to send what you look like today.

Girls keep wanting to send them old photos. You know, guess what? Girls can't do that. Guess what? She still looks great today. Guess what, motherfucker? Wait a second. In less than... Y'all not going back, man. In less than a week, my ass will be on a beach with a bikini. Trust me, there will be pictures and footage and you do a side-by-side, motherfucker. Wait. Man, I know you look great. You cannot send no picture of how you look at 23 and then show up. You can't do that.

Nigga said your smooth magazine a little bumpy. Oh, shit. I didn't say that. Y'all are fucking haters. But you've been on a roll today. And claim your shit, though. Stand in shit. You killing shit today. Charcuterie board. I'm good, yo. I'm good, yo. King road bumpy. All right. All right, I'll kill you. I don't want no problems dog this nigga said that's cat bitch man I'm with you dog the girls been doing that shit the AI girl got me man I got me shut up yo you didn't feel crazy

No, I want to start a fight with my girl because stop doing that. Stop what? Stop killing your delusion? Yes. Okay, sorry. Mind your business. Mind your business. Mind your business. Yo, I knew Almond Joy and Mounds. If I'm following something that's catfish or a cartoon. And I'm enjoying myself. Who the fuck are you to come over here and kill me? You right. Hey, get this airbrush bitch out of here. No, get you out of here. You're going to kill my $300 joy. DeLulu is the Salulu. evidently yeah

I don't think it's DeLulu. I think that no matter how deep the relationship is, there should be private sectors for you and there should be private sectors for me. We're not just joined at the fucking hip. Let me be with my cartoon. It's a cartoon. It ain't even a real thing. I can't even really stick my dick in it. You jealous of the cartoon? I'm having a blast with this fake cartoon. Here she come. You know that fake? No, you fake.

You want me happy, right? Yo. Oh, you want me to go find something real? No. Baby, I love you. You want me to go find something real? I can make it happen for you. Yo, you stupid, son. Yeah, yeah. It could get unfaked. It could get unfaked real quick. Shit. Real Louis Vuitton. This nigga's an idiot. Anyway, I love you, baby. If I got him out. Sorry, I'm back. He can trade it for some commissary. Mel. Listen, I'm still lit in the pen, alright? Let me ask you a question.

What? How many soup packs you think you're supposed to work right now? Oh, shit. That's fucked up, yo. I'm just saying. No. I'm not trying to be funny. Soup packs. Sriracha. Some tuna fish. Lucy's. The whole nine. A carton? Yeah. The whole nine. How many you think is worth? I never been to prison. I hit Mel the other day. My man sent me a picture of Mel. I was like, yo, I'm so jealous, my nigga. He sent me a picture of Mel.

Just out of the blue, I'm like, yo, look at what you got my friend sending me, yo. It was a really odd picture. Like, where'd he get that one from? You sent it to him. I don't know. Did you reply to that? Like, I be replying to it when they say that? No. What? Oh, trust, no need.

No need to be jealous. Why are you a hater? Trust. Why are you such a hater? Yeah, I didn't do that. I had to let my cousin, no cousin Sean, no. Oh, you work with her every day. Hater. What a gift. It is. From like the bad gift gift. You're welcome. I do enjoy work with Mel. Thank you. Mel's great. Somebody re-gifted you. You're my asshole. Somehow I've fallen in love with all this quirky Karen shit she got going.

Really carved out a lane for herself with that black Karen shit. Anyways. Black Karen. Kenesha. Yo, what's wrong with this guy, yo? Karenique. Huh? That was racist. See, you fucked up the whole joke. Yeah, some black Canadian name. See? Oh, man. What's happening right now? All right, it's time for my favorite part of the show. Press P.

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Me, Parks, and Imani was in the strip club the other night. Yeah, we had a good time, man. Strip club stories. I was waiting for Imani to get here, but we could get into it. Fuck it. Nah, we could wait for E. That was interesting. Yeah, yeah. When the girls love karaoke, I saw Imani get up there and hit him with a little Carlos Thomas. He got up there and did a little I wish. I wish I never met her. We'll talk about that when he gets here.

Cam Newton said he went to the strip clubs not for the ladies at all, but to compete with men in terms of throwing money. You throw 10, I'll throw 15. I think we have a clip. Yeah. I got a little clip here. Load up the clips! I never went to a strip club for women. I always went to strip clubs for guys. What? Bro, what are you talking about, man? No homo.

to a strip club? No, didn't. I'm a competitor. I wasn't going to spend no money if I didn't see nobody else spending money. As soon as I seen somebody thinking that they got money. Okay, you spending five, I'm gonna spend six. If you gonna spend 10, I'm gonna spend 15. And then we're gonna have a...

Rain off. Yeah, I love it. I said you do that in Onyx. So that's my whole thing. It's like, I don't go to strip clubs for chicks, even though I want decoration. I was a competitor, still am a competitor, to think like, nigga, you think you got it, but you... Don't got it. That 15 that you making, I'm going to spend my 15 and I'm going to make it back easy. You know what I'm saying? It ain't nothing.

Just to say this story, because I got this story on you. Talk to me. At Onyx. You was at the top. You said these exact same fucking words. Straight up. Yeah, you can save her. Yeah. I didn't need to qualify her. How does everyone feel? I think a lot of niggas do that. For real? Yeah. Bottle Wars, all that shit. The Bottle Wars, for sure. All of it is I want to look like the man here. Oh, you doing something? I got to outperform you. I want to look like it's ego.

So I have to look like I'm doing it the biggest in this club. I'm trying to do it the littlest. Well, no, you're trying to do it the littlest. I'm trying to get it done. He's going to do it the littlest. He's going to do it the littlest. Pause that, bro. Pause. Well, we fucked the Mascores together. You wasn't killing. You know what I mean?

Look at him. Look at him. Look at his face. You don't have to fight this. I'm not saying that. You got him, bro. Yo, his ego is out of control. He's crazy. I'm good. I think that shit sounds goofy. But it's cool. But maybe I'm just poor. You think it's goofy, but do you think it's true? I think that Cam is playing with a cheat code. So I think that he don't got to do that. Because not only does he have money, he's famous. He don't got to do that. For the nondescript niggas.

They gotta come in and outshine everybody. What y'all told me about when the nigga Matt Kemp came in there and was rapping niggas in there. Oh, he bought how many bottles? Okay, watch this. That's the competition part, though. That's the difference. I never dealt with Matt Kemp in that league. I dealt with him in like...

the real live streets. He wasn't nowhere to spend money. He was sending them to his house. Baseball niggas was different. Yeah, baseball dudes got the pass because there was no cap. No, not just that. Nobody knows who they are. So the baseball niggas be having an identity crisis. Like, yo, don't nobody know who they are. Whereas when football, everybody know who the fuck Cam is. Okay, so now... I feel like footballs have...

So look, Ish, not Cam, Ish, to what you said, now to the nigga in there who don't nobody know who he is, now you can't outperform. I get it. But you get what I'm saying? Oh, he don't. Let me make a show over here. Let me make a scene. And then Cam is saying, ain't no nigga in here going to outthrow me. Oh, he ain't run into the crypto, bro, that we ran into that one night.

Well, no, he might have outdid him. Crypto boy was in there. 20, 40, 60. 60,000. Tuesday or some shit. It wasn't even like super late in there. And Cam is speaking from like the perspective of an athlete that's in town for the game, going to the strip club and getting it done. And I know some of y'all athletes watch this show. So let me make myself clear. When y'all get to doing that on Tuesday night, y'all got it, and I'll be back Wednesday. Wednesday.

She probably don't work back-to-back nights. I'll hit the Thursday, Friday that she's here and you're playing the Chargers. Away. She'll appreciate your little 2,500. Hey, yeah, I hit that schedule. Hey, y'all got as many home games as away games, buddy. The fuck is he talking about? Exactly. You got it for the night. Wasn't no point when homeboy was in there, crypto dude with them 60K. Oh, shit, a night to save. A night to save. Let me go talk to the B team over here.

You got my bitch hemmed up. And get to it. Get money, baby. Get money. You can't be a hater. Nah, that's right. Can't be a hater. I feel like that. When the $2,500 niggas come in there, do your thing, mama. Ish. Nah, you making me mad. Let me get my water. No, he's really making me mad now. He's telling the truth. I know, but he's pissing me off. Yo, let me get that water, my rainbow. You're not going to throw it. Ish, do not let the $2,500 niggas do that to you. Call me, yo.

What the fuck is you talking about? You never seen Good Will Hunt? Yes. How about them apples? I got a number. What the fuck is you talking about, dog? You do. Hey, Mike. Yo, Joe. And he already said he wouldn't touch your money.

Anybody clean up while they clean up. No, no, no. He wouldn't have to touch my money. I wasn't telling him to do that. But he can fucking run his mouth a pause while I'm throwing my shit and he ordering Fiji's. Hey, hey, hey. We going to make a move. We ain't letting the $2,500. You can't get that off? Shit on shit on gang. Hell no. I thought you was in Hackensack last night.

Not I said the dog. The hoodie store. Where's the hoodie store at? Hack and Zach. Look at that. It was an hour away. But the thing about the hoodie store, they worked. The hoodie store and the lineup they had. Man, over there. Look similar. Man. Just so happens you had to run there when the lineup was. Oh, man. Over there doing that. You see what it is? I'm seeing it. They said to me. I didn't even know. My girl told me. Oh, shit. You're becoming Joe. Go ahead. Go over there and try it.

Girl, I am in bed. I got to work tomorrow in Queens. I can't even play. I can't even play. I got to get up and trek hiking in the morning. Shit a little different. Yeah, no, no. It's a whole different vibe. Look at y'all. They really sent me the line up.

Y'all are at work, man. What's going on? I was going to show it to you. Don't show it to me. You might have known it already. I don't know nothing. Everybody got the coolies except for my baby. I don't know nothing about nothing. I don't want to look at them, talk to them, text with them. they food, massage them, anything. Yeah, hookah. No, I'm cool. I'm cool. I'm bowling.

There you go. It's a good way to be. I'm booling. You can't get me. They trying it. They trying you out there. You got to be strong as a man. I'm telling you. What is booling? You don't want to know, man. Nope. Come on now. I'm learning. Come on, guys. Mel is the best. She is such a Karen. What is bullying? I'm still not over Park saying the dude. had that shit on and Mel's saying a vest I'm not over that

But it's fine. Oh, man. It's fine. Canadians got different slang. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They got the nerd to be building a fucking Tim Hortons in our old spot, our old little Dunkin' Donuts that our jerseys should be up in the rabbit hole for. I seen it. Now I got to go tell Tim Horton to put my picture back up. Because I still did my numbers over here. Don't play. That shit look nice too. What were you...

Can't do Tim Hortons over here, man. Wait till you have their sandwiches. We gonna see. Shit's good. Sandwiches. That's bread. I don't need too much bread. Ah. Okay. Yeah, that shit used to be a club. Then when niggas get healthy, you like do this shit where you hate on health. I'm not hating. So why you making a face? Because I don't eat bread.

Go ask them. Because I don't believe you. All you got to do is go to Capitol Grill and ask them. Go right to Capitol Grill. You tell them no bread basket. No bread, which is very different from what I used to say at lunch. Do you have the dinner bread, which is that good? banana brown nut that good good soft shit the good dinner bread the pretzel the pretzel bread yo I don't know if it's the same one cause I don't really do capital grill that often but that fucking um

You're a little evolved past this. That Cheesecake Factory brown bread? That's the one? Never had it. The brown with the hopes on it.

Brown with the oats on it. Yo. That's why you can't get a hundred million. They sell our shit in a store. That's why. Because you're going to go to Cheesecake Factory. You and Cheesecake Factory. Blow it all in Cheesecake Factory. You can't go to Cheesecake Factory. I might go to Cheesecake Factory this weekend, man. I do like Cheesecake Factory. Who can't go to Cheesecake Factory? You can't go no more.

Oh, yeah, you can't go to Cheesecake Factory. Tell me why. I'm in Cheesecake Factory. Oh, I was about to say, why you could go and I can't go? I'm in there. You think y'all share the same profile? Nope. I don't know what. I don't know. I'm asking you the right question. I have no idea. True. You got it.

You know, y'all might share the same profile. Yeah, there you go. See? You don't think you're the same profile? He bougie. He's a... He bougie. I'm not bougie. He a halfway booge. I'm not any of that. And we should share the same profile. You're a little bit bougie. The profile, there's nothing wrong with being bougie if that's what you are. I'm not that. Cheesecake. I'm going to cheesecake. Yeah, the brown bread.

I ain't storage what I'm talking about. They sell that shit in the grocery store now. That shit's so good. I got to have my Pepsi to go to cheese. I'm going there without the Pepsi. I'm telling you. Raspberry lemon drops. Hey, yo, you're old. Who the fuck is walking around with Rolaids in their pockets? My dad. What are you talking about? What?

Go ahead. Go ahead. Sit somewhere and order the meatball appetizer without that Pepsi. I ain't going to hold you. I got to take that shit twice a day. Pepsi, right? It ain't no joke. Yo, you lying. Nigga, my girl will get to acting bad. No bullshit. That shit is... rough when you, that little acid reflux. I had it like a decade ago. That shit was waking me up out of my sleep, yo. I never had that. That shit had me damn near in tears. That shit had me damn near in tears. But stop eating tomahawk.

Ish, I did. Talk to him. Don't talk to me. I changed my habit. When last time you had a Tomo? I haven't had a Tomo. Okay. A filet. A ribeye. I've had beef a lot less. I don't even do all that. I go order the... I do the salad now with some shrimp. With the Wagyu? Or some... Wagyu? Wagyu on salad. Why would I do that? I make salad on the side, Wagyu, you know what I mean? Mm-mm. They show the... Now red meat, yes, I'm still on a...

or some meatballs. But I'm eating way more chicken than I've ever ate before. It ain't a whole bunch of steak. I can't play like that no more. I did it. I had my fun. The five highest cuts of beef. Some of them shits was three grand, yo. It's like, if you don't get the... All of them was from Japan. No, it was a Kobe. It was a bunch of them niggas. Jordan, all of them. That shit was crazy. I'm like, yo, you niggas out y'all fucking mind. That $2,500 to $3,000 number gets you scared. Gone. Gone.

What would you rather spend the money on, a meal or some ass? It's tricky. Not to me. You do it to the meal, you get the ass. Well. That's a good one. Two for one special. Buy one, get one free. Yo. Oh, you about to answer? Yeah, I think I'd go with the food. Under no circumstance will he admit publicly to buy an ass or privately. That's not true, Joe. He don't want that on his resume. He wants to present in a way that he didn't go.

in the parking lot of the Loop, get his overnight bag, bring it out when we had them in there, and get Biz to do his numbers. I did numbers. Did he pay? No. Did he pay? No. It was a cup. And they copped me without him. The nigga with the overnight bag to the escort party. You know what? Don't worry about it. You say whatever you want. It's important to know. I wish we had their numbers, yo. It's important to know. You do.

but don't worry about them I'm done I'm done trying to share my fucking logic you gotta just recognize when you're talking to the nigga that went fifth in the train oh You gotta know. I'm fifth in the train. Everybody don't need to talk to anybody, yo. I don't believe that for a second. I'll go second. I ain't pay. You don't get no dibs. You don't pay. I wasn't talking about you, by the way. We got to go second. All right.

But there is a profile niggas that went fifth in the train. And I'm not talking about you. Fifth in the train. Fifth in the train. Y'all don't think they out there? Oh, they're out there. Oh, for sure. I'm sure. Shit, old girl just did a hundred. Old girl just did a hundred. Somebody had to be hunted. Wait, who did a hundred?

British porn star girl. She was crying about it. She couldn't please them all. Is that the same one that's going for like a thousand? Yeah, now she want to do a thousand. That was hate. What else is there? What else? Yo dads. We got to do better. She said she's cool with her parents. Girl dads. Oh shit. I know she is. That's the curse you talk about.

Girl dads don't scream that shit at all once 15 hit. It'd be over. Girl dad, we did this. Nigga, I'm teen. I thought you were talking about 15 bodies. No. And moving right along. Moving right along. What else? What else? What happened to Party City? Party City. So Party City announced that they are going out of business. And the CEO let all the corporate employees know today that this is their last day of employment.

So now as a CEO, do you think that that was a wise decision? A week before Christmas. I want an island somewhere. Yeah, he don't give a fuck. He don't give a fuck? Yeah, that nigga. He was on a Zoom when he told him he wasn't in front of him. He had his winter home. Yeah, he had his winter home. Or he's skiing in the Alps some fucking way. That's sick.

You couldn't let him know in November at least. But no, because now you might go find another job and we're not going to get the production that we still need to carry it out. And that's the apathy that niggas is talking about. My homeboy shot the dude if he shot him.

disrespect because somebody lost their life but that's the overall sentiment from the marginalized people like yo dawg you knew this and you don't even gotta be marginalized I don't think when you going out of business nigga you gonna get this rainbow in the sky package

Your stock options, your profit sharing, any of that shit. He going to walk away with millions and millions of dollars, maybe a couple hundred million dollars. These niggas don't have a job right before Christmas. And go get a gig somewhere else.

Rent don't stop in January. Yeah, your job don't want, I mean, rent don't care that. You feel what I'm saying? Like, that's nuts. You lost your job last week? Sorry to hear that. We'll hold off. That shit is crazy. I don't know where I'm going to go get little bullshit paper plates for when I have parties now. More importantly, listen to this. That's racist. That's something. Hold on. So they're closing down their stores, but are they going online?

Because a lot of brick and mortar stores, they're closing down, but there's... Well, they're in bankruptcy. They are done. All right. So, yeah, you got to find somewhere else for your fucking paper plates. Sorry. What's the wah things? Them too. That's crazy. Halloween outfits. Yeah. It's all going to be the same.

I'm trying to shut up so I don't come off a weight. I know. During this. I was saying that like, yo, why you mad quiet, guys? I'm trying not to present a certain way. He's a step foot in a party city ever in his life. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go ahead. Quite the opposite. I have. And because I have, I could have told them. It wasn't going to last. I could have told them. That is true. If you went to a party city. 10, 15 years ago versus 10, 15 months ago.

Yeah, it's been bad. It's very, very different. I'm not going to lie. It's very different. Except for Halloween time, they'd be super duper. I went in there. Halloween time, I was in the bio. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The themes. Yeah. That's it. They had every number for my son's cake. It wasn't nothing missing. It could have been any age. It was so many numbers. I'm going to remix this shit. Infinity. Hold on, hold on, hold on. You got a birthday party for your son? Uh-oh. Yeah. Yeah.

You didn't see it on his story? I didn't get an invite. You said he didn't see it in an invitation. I didn't see an invitation. But that's peace. Uh... Extreme circumstances this year. Ah, extreme. So we foul that under that one. Got it. Boy, that boy good. He good. My last time, I went to buy the little helium shit with a breeze. It wasn't no line. Also, some of they planning, right? Like, you can rent this whole helium, too. I'm like, hey, doofus. I'm not taking your whole big metal.

helium thing for an hour and coming to bring it back. I'm sorry, Party City. The only time Party City, like you said, get a lot of traffic, Halloween. You can't even get in the parking lot. You can't rent this commercial space in the mini mall. Only on October money. And spirit on their ass. Well, and if you're dealing drugs on 30th Street, I feel like it's your job to know when somebody pop up on 31st Street.

Dealing drugs. So when Amazon started sending everything everywhere, I would have tried to think of another thing to do. All those stores that sell the little cheap shit? No, not the cheap shit. Amazon gets some confetti to me in 30 minutes. I type it in here. I type it right in here. For half the price. Yeah. Because Party City ain't cheap.

It's not the cheapest. Be clear, that shit ain't the cheapest shit, nigga. When ShopRite starts selling helium balloons for 99 cents... it's a dub yeah I got some shit to think about writing is on the wall I could argue that the party planners put party city out the business the people that will come and do a set design and do a whole zoo

built out of balloons. They wasn't going to Party City for their balloons. Not at all. They was going to get 7,000 balloons from somewhere else. Party City, you're done. Sorry. It's over. Sorry, it's over now. It's just fucked up, like you said, man.

The niggas can't party no more. Nah, but nigga. What's fucked up? Nigga, Christmas is next week. Imagine you walking to work. Don't say nothing insensitive because I see it on your face. You walk into fucking work and they say, yo, today your last day. No. I'm not trying to be funny. It might be funny, but I'm not trying to be funny. Was that their only job?

The corporate motherfuckers probably here. So if so, how was the Christmas about to look like? What was happening? What was the Christmas? Like, we got to stop with this. Galvanize behind the people. Corporate monsters. Yo, that's true. But if you was at Party City, Christmas wasn't about to be. Decorated it would be well decorated. Hopefully Tree look nice going to hell man. They stockings probably

Little cookie tray. Got a nice little cookie tray. The party city owner probably was looking at the metrics, seen shit dwindling down, decided to walk in a few party cities and see what's going on. I think I walked in. Fuck this shit. Them party city motherfuckers didn't give a fuck. The place I threw my son's birthday party. Them little kids did they hire me. I ain't going to shout them out because it's a big platform.

Them little teeny bopper teenagers were just in there on their fucking phones. You heard them, right? I'm like, hey, dawg, can I enter through here or not? You answered through the wrong little thing here. They come running. You got to walk around a different turn style, nigga. Them shits be expensive too a little bit. The shits he's talking about. Yes! Them shits be expensive a little bit. I caught myself paying the bill for my nephew.

It's like, I wouldn't have paid the people if I knew it was going to be like this. No, they ain't the cheapest. No. They ain't the cheapest. My son invited a whole bunch of friends. I get there first. Set it up. Here you go. She was helpful first, so let me chill on a little 16, 15-year-old girl working.

after we do all the paperwork, sign an NDA waiver if you're dying here, yada, yada, yada. Because them kids' shit is dangerous. Liability waivers. Kid shit is like fucking kid hell. She's going to give me 20 little game cards. So all the games, you just swipe the card. Yeah, that's the way they do that shit now. She's going to look me in the face, talking about something. Yeah, they all got $10 on her. I was about to say, you got to refill them shit. I said, excuse me? Nigga, two games is $10?

Pac-Man like $5. She gave me a bunch of cards with $10 on them. But I'm selfish, so I figure I ain't going to play no games. Give them to the kids. We'll see what's going on. My son walked right up to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. The four-player joint. Both my sons. The old school shit? The arcade joint. Wow. Before Teenage Mutant Nigga, that used to be my game. I'm looking at both my sons, oldest and youngest.

On there getting fucked up a little bit. You jumped in. I had to pull out a car. You jumped in. I had to pull out a car. You can't let y'all go out like this. Swipe it up. Let me be Raphael. Turn into the red. The red dude. I got the red dude. Which one was the red? Raphael. Raphael. I started killing shit on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. But then they died. So then I died. The big-ass monster came down.

Rocksteady? Rocksteady? Who the fuck is that? One of the big niggas came out. Bebop. Bebop and Rocksteady. Yeah, that nigga I died. Had to swipe it up again. Ran out of my tent. Now I gotta go up here and... my money in they face though. Hey, give me $1,000 on this card. I knew you were going to share $1,000. Now give me $1,000 on this card because you're playing around. I ain't going to hold you. She's like, you sure?

500. Oh, man. That's what you did? No, you take that as a slight. Like, all right. Because why you give me this card with $10 knowing that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle game is in here? Now I'm going to put some money on it. No, nigga, the game costs how much? I don't know.

That shit be cheap. That shit ain't a quarter no more. $10 is too little. We ain't no 50 cent no more money. Yeah, shit probably $2 a pop. They swiped it twice and could not help me beat none of the monsters no more. Get out of here. Good for nothing. Fucking children. That's a lie. So Party City people, thoughts and prayers. Merry Christmas. Thoughts, prayers. That is fucked up to lose any type of employment during Christmas. Yeah. That was fucked up, Parks. I'm sorry. I bet it.

Like in a nice way. No, it came off crazy. Piece of shit. Ho, ho, ho. This nigga's crazy. If the CEO said it, it would be foul. If I say it, I really want them to have a nice Christmas regardless. And don't let this Luigi Manjoni kid. Soup y'all up. You're going to look stupid as hell killing the CEO of Party City. It ain't going to have the same effect with the health care shit. You niggas just out here being vigilantes wanting to kill CEOs. kill rich niggas you shut down our party

Shut the fuck up. What'd you have, Mel? What'd you got, Big Mel? I was going to say, like, speaking of probably what has contributed to Party City going bankrupt is Amazon. But around 10,000 Amazon workers... went on strike this morning at 6 a.m. Really? Yes. That's the time to hit him. Yeah, I'm going to clap now. They were our business partner. I just got my notification. My shit was delivered.

I got to make sure you ain't got no Amazon. We're running businesses. We need Amazon. You clapping at their own strike. Fuck that. I mean. I do support a strike. They can give me a little. I support a strike. I ordered all my shit already, so. Now, I will be tight if my shit don't come in. Yeah, exactly. That's why I had to wait. I just got some confirmation today. So, now y'all can strike. Go ahead. Where did my shit go? Oh, he didn't make that much money. Who? The party said he didn't.

What's not much money to you? He made $2.7 million in 2022. $2.7 million? $2.7 million. Who? The CEO. Of Party City? In 2022. Like salary or bonus? Salary. Okay. Oh, no, total compensation. 2.7. That's everything? In 2022. That's not that bad. What was he? CEO of like one party city? What? How many party cities he was CEOing? Yeah, he was washing money in there. So, what's up going on? Yo, he wasn't selling. Nigga Laffy Tyffy. He's on suicide.

right down the street. Is he okay? Yeah, man. You're a fool, son. Two points. And a balloon. Yo, he had to have a side job, too? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I got time for these motherfuckers. Yo. You hear me, man? Yo. Oh, man. No, I just wouldn't have had him at that. I wouldn't have had him at that. Me neither. Me neither. At all. At all. That's why when I looked it up, I said, oh, no, he wasn't. I'd have had him at like 10. Minimum. 2.7.

See, because y'all don't like the rule in reverse, right? Y'all don't like CEOs shooting employees for tanking the business. Y'all don't like that. Yo, that's funny. We're not rallying behind that. CEO waking in federal. CEO wake up and see 2.7 on the air. I am going right to the fucking journal square. Hedgewater Commons, wherever there's a party city at. Oh, shit. Yo. I knew it was bad. They started putting party cities up next to the liquor stores and churches. God.

I'm like, oh, it's a trick. It's a trick, y'all. Oh, man. Nigga starts selling bandanas in that picture. They did too. That's the fucked up show. All the colors. All the games represented. It's like the United Nations in that bitch. Nigga, the Party City dude clearly didn't see any of the docs about dollar store or 99 cent store. No. He would have changed his business model immediately.

He ain't own it. Dollar store paid the fines and they paid the fines for doing the shit and kept doing it. And kept pushing. The fines ain't bringing in more money than, I mean, cost it more than what we make it. Yeah, fuck you talk about. Oh my god. Expensive. And it's a write off. No, yeah, but you ain't about to give me the refurbished Dow soap for $5.99. I want my Dow from Dow for $5.99, not the refurbished shit. This shit be in Italian. She don't even have the Dow.

Nothing, bro. This is D-Line. This is D-Line. He writing with a Sharpie, Scentless. This is that Scentless down. Mama, no smell. Yeah, Donald's doing this. Stop fucking playing with me, man. Shit. What else? What else? What else is happening out there? Spotify responds to Drake's suit, right? Right, right? Yeah, they did. They did. They just denied everything. Basically. Yeah, what they gonna say? Yeah, we did that shit.

We're not in business. We haven't had any bots and shit like that. They can't ever admit to that. Yeah, that's not possible. So all's going to happen is in about six, four months. Mr. Graham and Spotify have come to an agreement for an undisclosed amount of money. That's what's going to happen. Drake's still making music, dog. True. So they still got to have some sort of a business relationship, I think.

You disagree? I don't know if that's for certain like it once had to be. Remember when all them white people was taking their music on Spotify? because Rogan said some shit like I want to leave that option I want to leave that option for the brothers too like he don't have to give his shit over there a bunch of people have done it but then usually go back

I'm just saying, once you do the lawsuit and make me think that you ready. You ready to go all the way. You ready. So if that means me not putting my music over here, if he even has that right, then yeah, I just don't know. I don't know. That's where it gets tricky, though. Does he have the right to do that? Yeah, that shit be puzzling.

Because when you read some shit like, yo, they own their own masters, but then y'all be saying, yo, you call your own masters and still not have rights. Yeah, because with your masters, you licensed it to this company. And now they distribute how they see fit.

So, yeah, you own it. But if I own something and I license it to you and you decide to put it wherever you want, I don't have no control of that because I licensed it to you. I still own it. Got you. So that's where it gets a little tricky at. The trial, I mean not the trial, they were supposed to have a hearing. The dates kept getting moved around. First it was December 20th, then it was December 19th. Now they've moved it to January 13th.

Who, UMG and Drake's team? Got it. Okay. Well, the petition to court, we want to move it and postpone. So now it's January 13th as of today. So I guess we'll just... Wait and see. Wait and see what happens with this. Ain't shit gonna happen on January 13th. Walking in, set a new date. Yeah. Drag this out a little bit. Wonder what that nigga pay in an hour. Who? Drake?

For his attorney? It's above my big rig. Yeah, them niggas is kicking my ass in my little 700. Them niggas is whooping my ass. You made that bitch all day. Antoine. $700 an hour, Joe? Hey, yo, something wrong with your brain. Yo, eight hours, you spent $5,600 and the judge would be like, yeah, we couldn't get to you today. We're going to see you on the 29th. You like...

Is he high? Hold on. Excuse me? Yes. So you pay for all day. You got to go there. You got to be there at 9 o'clock. Right. You stay there from 9. You go in to see the judge at... 358. Okay. Them niggas will be like, yeah, we couldn't get around to you guys today, so we're going to reschedule this. Put this on the docket for, and they'll look at the court clerk, and today might be the 23rd. They'll be like, oh yeah, we'll see you guys on.

next month on the 19th you gotta pay your lawyer nigga for all of them 8 hours plus they travel plus they parking oh you thought it was a game You thought it was a gang. Look at him. Richie Rich over here. She just gave me a headache. What? She ain't gonna make me come off her way now. I ain't saying nothing. Yeah, nigga. Yes, it's... Paid a $5,600. For the day? Yes. For what? To get a postponement. Their time. For the day.

And all the time that went into what I was about to say. What I was about to say. What I was ready to do. Cool. So when we come back on the 19th, I got to pay it again, right? They charge you. Oh, no, no, look. They charge you for thinking. Look, so now, no, no, some shit that happened. month, she done acted up again. So now some new shit y'all had to discuss. 15 minutes, you getting a whop, nigga.

That's what Kendrick got it from. Whop, whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop. Whop

Yeah, I'm trying to just be cool, but one day you'll stop this shit. All right. One day you'll stop this shit. Yeah, hopefully, because knowing I stopped it. I paid $1.50 to negotiate breakup terms and not go to court. Joe, and you didn't miss a wink of sleep. No, yes I did. A buck fifty for Antoine? It's different than a buck fifty for you, Aki. No, but not when it happened. It's not when it happened. That wouldn't happen. That's not true. And that don't be the point. That don't be the point.

You're trying to go through an amicable breakup, which is tough when you're dealing with somebody that has emotions that are not trying to be amicable. Absolutely. You're telling them exactly what this is about to be. What the white's about to tell them. Fuck what you talking about. Fuck what you talking about. Let's just go through it. You done went and got

One of these busby ambulance chaser niggas that's just going to do it in the arm. Your lawyers need to go to trial, actually. The shit that y'all doing out there with the taking these cases and promising on the win and the back end. it's just free let me do the work y'all are disgusting but yeah you can tell them exactly what's about to happen and still you gotta go through it and then I looked at one of them things for the month and was like okay don't send every email I tell you to send

You will modify what you did. You don't need to. We don't got to talk all that much. Oh, yeah, no. The talking is. Yo, smoke signal me, my nigga. Yeah. They tried to do that, too, I'm sure. Put it in the air, dog. Pause. Like, yo, I'm good. Try to read your mind. That shit is a monster. Yeah, you better be lucky. I'm sorry that you had to pay that $5,600. For one day. Fucking bum. For one day. Does anybody have the translation, speaking of Busby, of what Roc Nation was trying to say?

Some shit, they went digging on him. Yeah, he said you got herpes and you a bitch. Oh, shit. And Shorty was young. He said he had a venereal disease. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she was young, too? They doing the smear campaign and stuff. I don't know. I don't know what's going on because it was confusing to me. I didn't totally understand. Me either.

I guess he probably did. Yeah. I think they playing the game that he playing. From what I see, they're playing the game that he playing. Word, this what you're doing? All right, fam. You got a pass, too, and I got some money. You know what I'm saying? So now the same way you doing what you're doing, I'm going to now reverse it and go look up for shit in your past. But the whole thing was worded so weird, though.

Like when I first read the Roc Nation state, I was like, huh? So from what I heard, they had, this is speculation. They said that he came forward and tried to extort Jay months ago. Like maybe like six months ago and said, yo, we heard your name in the case too. So if you don't pay us, they said Jay immediately that same week went and filed a lawsuit against him. Well, the way they were explaining it is it wasn't.

Like that. It was, we send over a demand letter. Gotcha. Which means we demand, let's sit down and talk about whatever. How much money we going to get? That's the translation. Gotcha. The letter just says, let's sit down. talk about this and see if we can prevent anything from going forward. It's like a clean way of saying pay up. Yeah, it's a clean way of saying it though. And so they said that Jay-Z's people immediately went and filed a suit.

The original suit with the 13-year-old girl didn't even have Jay-Z in it. They bought Jay-Z in it recently, almost as a retaliation for the original suit that Jay-Z and them put toward the dude Busby. Okay. So initially, he wasn't even a part of the shit, from what I gather. Initially, that's a little mixed up. Well, his name wasn't in there. It had Puff.

And then it said another celebrity. Celebrity A and Celebrity B. Yeah. So they went back and said, OK, we're going to unveil who Celebrity A is. And a female watch, the female celebrity. So let's say we said Celebrity B. Could have been 20 different niggas that we trying to extort. We send the same demand letter, quote, unquote, around to 20 different motherfuckers and see what we could turn over. That's dope.

It's back to my discernment. I don't trust nobody named Busby anymore. It's a little sketchy. It's a little sketchy. It's a little sketchy. A little crew cut, nigga. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It'd be signs. Y'all let homeboy in with the haircut and then got mad that he's fucking settled. It's just like the signs of the hair. Niggas don't just look for the Hitler mustache. Like, you got to ask for that.

You got to say, give me the Adler cut and the curly fry. Let me get that Adolph special. Instead you're walking in and being like, yo, I want to look like this. Yeah, like it's a thing. is a thing. Yo. I'm gonna go for this. They think this will look good on me. You sure? Oh, man. You think my bone structure? What the fuck are you talking about, my nigga? What? What? Having nothing to do with nothing. I was walking through the mall.

Jersey Mall. Jersey, shout out to Jersey Mall, capital of the world. Doing some Christmas shopping. And I looked up right next to the Uggs store. She said, board it up. Said, coming soon. Skims. I said, holy shit. They about to break the mall. What you talking about? They about to break the mall. They killing shit. Lil Nia Long ad ain't bad in England. Yeah, I saw that. They got everybody, there's anybody doing it, but she gonna break them all. Yeah. Skims.

Let's post up that day. Fat Jersey parents. Fat Jersey parents running in there getting skimmed out right next to... Don't you like some of that shit? Right next to... No, I'm not trying to be funny. I just better not have no skims. I just better not have skims. The custom, I'm a good dad skim. Yo, somebody up here said they had some skim. I feel like it was I. It was you. I said I would wear the skims. I don't have skims. I have Savage Fenty.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. You did say that. You are a savage. I do have a savage. Yo, you are a savage. I do. They got men's shit. They got men's shit. I would wear it. They about to crack, niggas. Right next to us. That shit high as hell. Right across from the new Lululemon, the big Lululemon. Dog. It's over. Goodbye. Smart. It's over. Yeah. Genius. They can say what they want to say about them girls. Get that motherfucking money. Get to it, bro.

Listen. They got it off a sex tape. A lot of girls are sucking dick. They ain't getting a billion off it. A lot of guys are sucking dick. That's what that got to do. She should be an entrepreneurial inspiration. Yes, yes. That is. It was an inspiration for me seeing the Skims shit in the morning.

They took it. The inspiration for me when Aisha did is I had a little store in the mall. I was like, oh, okay. That was dope. Oh, shit. We can have a store in the mall. Now you got to get people in there. That skim shit is on the NBA court. Oh, yes, it was. The fuck are we talking about? He's right. The partner with the NBA. Yeah. Is that the shit that Shai was wearing? I don't know what the fuck that was. That nigga shavy. That was crazy. Salute. Best dressed brother in the NBA.

You seen the little... Best dressed brother in the NBA. You seen the sports bra? The belly jersey? No, sports bra. It was a straight up sports bra. I did not see that. I don't know if that was a sports bra. I didn't see that. If you had it on, what would it be called? They said it was a heart monitor. You can see his heart beating through the motherfucker. What you talking about? If you had it on, what would it be called? Is that why you wearing all new today?

Wait, hold up now. Let me get a look at Mel. You try to get a deal? Look at Mel. Mel. What? Yo, you got to stop, yo. What? Yo, what the fuck is she doing? Mel trying to get the Skims ad with this nude shit. I had no clue we were going to talk about it. This was an accident. That's a fucking sports brawl, my nigga. Yo, y'all have to stop this. What is that? What's that? Who y'all? Stop it, yo. All right, go ahead. Let me hear it. Mel, what's that, Mel? I don't think the deaths of sports, bro.

So it looks like a sports bra. However, I was giving this the benefit of the doubt. You don't think that's cut for a man is what I'm asking you? Whatever it is, is it cut for a man? My boobs wouldn't fit. Y'all are making it sound like it is a sports, a woman's sports bra. You know, they got small titty chips. No, they got A cups.

It's cut for her. Little petite joints. Dog, do y'all see that the hole where his arm is going through? Y'all know he's 6'9", right? You know there's women athletes that are 6'9"? He's not 6'9". Brittany Greiner can wear that. That's all it's y'all. 6'4"? That's not true. 6'5", maybe? Are we going to look it up? My nigga. I didn't think that was a sports bra. Okay. That's a sports bra for a WNBA player. For what? WNBA player.

Good point. Some of them are tall. Would y'all fuck Brittany Griner? That's my birthday twin. So you would? No. You ain't hear him ask you a question, big dog? I doubt it. Can't believe y'all tried to kill him over that. The athlete, man. That ain't the belly shit like Zeke and them. That's not that. That's a sports bra, my nigga. Says he's 6'6". Got it. Still. Still. So he needs a bra.

Parks, if I see you, your 6'5 ass walking around with that one, I'm going to question some things. What are you talking about? See, now that's the devil's standard. We just told the girls, hey, don't talk shit about Kim unless you're going to go make a sex tape and see if you can do it too. Hey, if anyone... y'all put a sports bra on and go average 33.

33-5-8. It changes some shit. Get to it. It changes some shit. Totally different. I'm not going to say a word about y'all sports bra if y'all first team all wide. Make it tighter, my nigga. That nigga ain't nobody in the league that can stop. He just outscored Kyrie and Luka the other day. That nigga's a monster. That's why nobody say nothing. When I'm home alone, I revisit certain trades. That Paul George shy trade is one of them.

Okay, so he caught that. They rebuilt the whole team off that. Yeah, they did. That was genius. Nah, go look at that trade. It was genius. Again, it's deeper than that. They fleeced. Yeah. They absolutely stole. They broke it down before. I've seen they broke it down before. And then they show on you, but now we can see what the draft picks turned into. It's like lewd doors. Our whole squad is laced from trading Paul George.

and y'all gave a shot Giddy all that shit oh my god anyway what else what else what else Joe because you was the one who put me on the show initially have you and your lady watched Ultimatum the new one what the fuck is that Ultimatum. You told us about it when it first aired. Netflix. The reality show. Where they go in there. Somebody gets somebody Ultimatum. Oh, there's a new one of them. Season three. We bumped into that on the humbug and it divided my household.

That ultimatum shit, I don't know if I'm going to watch it. And if I do, I'll watch it alone. I said they ain't playing this season. I thought you would have watched it. No, no, no. It's been a rough month. I haven't really watched or heard much. I've just been surviving. I've just been one day at a time. I watched two episodes. I haven't seen...

Too much bullshit. But the whole show is, the premise of the show is bullshit. Nah, some people take it serious. I know, but that's a problem. That's the bullshit. What's the serious? How do you take it serious? Like, literally, I'm gonna do the whole... date, meet somebody else. It's like swinging or cucking or something. It's like if I'm taking my partner for granted. Nah, that show is lit. I ain't gonna hold you. Nah, it's not that. That show is great.

Like some people really went up there. You come on the show knowing what's going to happen. Some niggas can't handle it. Someone's going to be fucking your queen. No, not necessarily. Some niggas can't handle it. Nigga busting your whiz on a thousand dollar action. You got to see him. Yeah, you got to see him.

What you mean? They're right there. They're communal. It's like, they film, bro, the way they film these shits, they go get a big ass resort. No, like a hotel. Everybody got rooms over here and they film this shit all in one location. Yeah. You meet downstairs, like y'all in that room, y'all in that room.

Y'all swapped? Yeah. I mean, you might be fucking something else, too, so you can dry your tears a little bit in some new pussy. Nah, the fuck, though. Yeah, nah, it's gonna hurt. Watch her do it, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some niggas is crashing out on this one. No. Oh, man. Your man's crashed out. When she hit that squill you never heard. Nick.

Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. He was crashing down from the rip. Damn laches. He crashed down more? Yo. I can't wait. I don't want to spoil. That's why I thought you were. Yeah, that's good. I'm like three episodes deep. They ain't really started crashing down yet. She hit that. You ain't never hear that? Your mans went on the show with one agenda. To find him some new... You know what I mean? That's it. That's crazy. I want to see it. I want to see it. But I want to watch it with my girl. It's tricky.

Yeah, I gotta see. It's tricky. Watch it with her, yo. I'll watch it with mine. That's where the fun stuff happens. It's fun. We gonna fight. Because I agree with shit I shouldn't have agreed with. Oh, okay. Some of this shit, I don't think you would agree with, though. You think this nigga's wildin'. No. The last one I watched, The Girlfriends was wildin'. Some of them niggas. The last one I seen, The Girlfriends was wildin' and Kings were hurt. Kings was hurt about it.

No, they was crying at the table when they chose up. My man walked in and chose up. On the walk-in, he chose up. It may only take you five seconds to know. Who you trade your girl in for? That's what he was on. It only take me a couple of reels. Let me see. I don't got to see no hands. It don't take long. Let me read the bio. Put God first. She religious. She religious. Put God first. This guy's a fool, yo.

Oh, Lord. Would you guys have done this show? No. Fuck no. Crazy. It'll be like last season. Nigga was up there with his girl and it was like, yo, now we out. He saw her go pick with somebody else. Broke all that shit up. Yo, let's go. Yeah, fuck my ultimatum. Fuck this whole shit. We out. You lying. We are out. But she done already chose up now. And I'm choosing. We out.

That's exactly how they did it. You won, baby. You was right. I learned. That was fast. I'm a fast learner. You learned me? Last season, shit was so ill because they do the reunion afterwards. And the reunion takes place like a year after they do all of this shit. So now y'all done had time to watch the shit. All of that. Y'all see? Those niggas popped up. Yep, put a baby in there. Yeah, I'm serious. He took her out the streets. But some other nigga done already beat.

Everybody ain't beating. Everybody don't care about that. That's what I'm telling you. Some people are really treating this shit like therapy. Go get your girl back while one nigga beat. The number could grow. It's more numbers. That is true. All right. You caught it slipping, but all right, come on back on. Come on back on. Don't leave you out there too long. Yeah, yeah. Sorry. Because once you slip too many times, now I can't take you back.

One is cool, though. I mean, I don't know. Cool is subjective. No, one is cool. That's my girl little joke on me, that every time we went through something in the next two days, I had horses in the stable. I hit them quick on the break, never knowing that makeup happened. The standby list. Break me. Hit the standby list fast. Because you see when your girl's trying to make up. Boy, all right, we got...

four days. So I feel like if that's cool, what's good for the goose is good for the gander. Let your girl go fuck the niggas you wanted to fuck for the last nine months, man. It's fine. You got it. But just one. Only one. And he got to have a regular job. He got to have a regular dick. So she got to go. No, I'm not a dick monitor out here, but you can go fuck the Amazon, nigga. Don't go fuck a nigga the way now you made yourself high. Now the teammates is whole team on you.

So her stand-by got- Now you coming out the- We don't know what floor of the rich car and you coming out of. Cold division on her. Damn. Yeah, yeah, damn. The division. AFC North. She the pick. I'm talking shit, by the way. Her standby got to be down. No, it don't have to be down. He got to have a regular job. I don't think that a regular job means down. I'm talking about down in terms of...

And you do think that. Hey, yo, you gonna stop. I'm about to bust you with this motherfucking mic stand. That's not true. Let's have a debate. You just cracked on the CEO of motherfucking Party City that made $2.7 million a year. Because I thought that the CEO of Party City would have made more.

I don't think that that means down in terms of relationship partner. I don't believe that. I don't believe that at all. If you're really asking my true beliefs. If your girl... No, not your girl. Let's take it off. I want to do that. If someone's girl... And they're up and their girl left and was with the Amazon worker. That is a step down. Niggas will look at that as down. I'm telling you that I don't look at it like that. I'm telling you, I don't believe you.

I'm telling you. That's fine. I'm telling you I'm rolling with ice. You normally do. You normally do. You said y'all share the profile. It's fine. Oh, man. No, you get sick to your stomach. Yes, the dude didn't make a lot. you'll get 60 years longer. I'm not trying to take that away from what y'all said. But it goes back to that question. But I'm saying, you lose your girl and now she done met Mr. Southern Hospitality himself. Like...

You see qualities in a guy that you know that you not only lack, you ain't about to acquire. Yo, that happens on the show. And that's not just a finance thing. The finance thing is valid from y'all. But... You could watch dude that make a buck 50 that got all that other shit right. Emotionally intelligent. Yeah, no matter how much money I make, I'm not going to have the emotional shit.

that this duck-ass doofy nigga is hitting you with and it's working because you stupid as hell. Your girl on the show sitting there saying, yeah, see, he shares my love language and we doing this, that, and the 30s. Your man got to watch that. Well, not if you beat him up. Guess what other language I speak? Whoop-ass sneeze. Bow. Bow, bow. What the fuck you talking about, nigga?

What the fuck is wrong with you? You crazy nigga. I'm good. I can't even say why dude, the tall dude, was so tight. It looked like he upgraded to me. Tall dude. I forgot. You ain't finished. You're right. You ain't finished. You're right. I know what you're talking about. You didn't finish. He might know that thing she do. And he don't want nobody else to know that thing she do. She look like she might do that thing.

Let me tell the guys out there. Other niggas know the things you do, yo. Yeah, but you ain't got to watch them. No. You don't have to watch them. You're going to watch her do that thing on him. Yeah. I wouldn't watch it about there. The triple dipple. Hit the homeboy with this. Because beating him up is really just going to expedite the decision making. You beat him up and see if she stay there and coddle him or if she leave with the realest nigga.

She might leave with the realest nigga. Don't be you. Oh, shit. Now you're sitting there looking like Gilbert Grape in the face. Oh, shit. Swole it. It don't mean nothing if you beat the dude up and she stayed here nursing back to hell. What? Now you double whammy. It don't even matter. You can fight. And she going to give him that extra. Whatever you do amazing, it ain't going to matter that you do it.

She's sick of it from you. That amazing shit you do. She don't give up. This corny shit that he doing. It's a win. It's new. It's fresh. You went and bought a G-Wagon. He bought a keychain. She just dangling them keys like that. It's a keychain that speaks to her heart. Great Adventures on it. I thought about you when I was in the line for King.

This reminds me of your mother. My girl couldn't wait to trap me in her last argument. You want the range over back? Nice try. No. No, I don't. You can't fool me. That's a trick. What's the trick? Because you can never say yes. He can never say yes. Nor would I ever want to, by the way. Yeah.

You can't. But bigger than that, you can't. I don't give a fuck if you want to, you can't. You can't. Well, tell her. I understand. You can't. Of course, all the niggas. Yeah, you can't. Okay. Have to talk because you still look stumped. It's all right. Because I can see a bunch of motherfuckers. You guys have said this so many times about shit that you want to. Like we had a whole conversation about the range before you gave it to her.

About whether or not it was going to be payment plan or whatever the case was. And I was like, buy the fucking shit out. We get paid to speak. That was potter fodder. Yes. You could never. Like when Quavo took the Bentley from Saweetie. Boom. What about it? Boom. No, boom for him. Boom for the point that the guys are making, which is you don't recover from that. There's a stench to that. Because I think so. I agree with that. That's what he's saying. Oh, okay.

So that's why you're saying... No, no, no. So we just want to wear the stench cologne? No, when I give... What are you talking about? We don't want that. When I give, I give from my heart because no matter what happens in the future, I wanted to give it to you.

Well, Quavo didn't give a fuck about the cinch. There's nothing you could do to... Quavo. Yeah, but it was also in Quavo's name, which is why he was able to repo it. That's not really giving. It's not really giving. See, if I'm giving, I'm giving it. It's yours. Or it could have been a lease. I gotta give it back. I'm not paying it no more. I understand. You're a good guy. I say that with total sincerity.

What did I say to make you think you did? I feel like I saw you roll your eyes behind the glasses. Not at all. I totally believe you. Okay, good. We'll see what the suggestion box has to say. What color was your card? Orange? No. No. No. Invisible. It wasn't. It was white. No, Parks was white. Parks was white, blue and peach. For this peachy-ass dog. What else? What else? Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Now, normally...

I would not be reporting on the masked singer. Secondly, if you tell me that Mario got to the finals of the masked singer, I would just automatically assume that he won. Who? Well, my mother's a masked singer fiend. Oh, yeah. A fiend. So she hit me the other day. I got the text telling me who won. She didn't tell me the competition, though. Let me give you a little bit of that Mario, man. What was his character? Yeah which character was Mario?

Is he a sunflower? I'm a man. Why would I know his character? Look at him. I don't know, did he look like a cockroach? It looks like a butterfly. I'm a musician. I don't care. He's got wings on his back. You hear Mario? Who don't know? I would have known this immediately. Immediately? Hold up, wait for Sean coming on it. And I don't know you. Oh, he brought those...

There's three of them. They jumped him. That's fine. Jumped my nigga Mario. That's fucked up. Hold up. Hold up. That's Sean Cook. Let me hear it. If the motherfucking buffalo fall on his knees, you know it's Wanya. Wanya can't stand on his feet for too long. I've never heard Fleetwood back of this. No. Yeah. Yeah, it was boys to men. Yeah, that's not fair. Three of them. Honored. What made you say you know? Let's go, Mario.

He's a wasp. Why that was so important, everybody. I like this song. Symbolism. Gotta go get some hoodies with this one. Late, too. I feel like this is Drake and Kendrick all over again. Anybody else, Mario Cleans with these. Come on. Wow! Go back! Sorry, Lost. And the man who stands to lose you Look at it Chico! Oh, I know the whites and they're wet. What? Who are they? Goats or some shit? Buffalo. They look like buffaloes or something. That's not right.

this version. I really wanted to hear Mario. I wonder if they do good. Yo, the mad singer don't put out the slaps. It seems like they should. That's a no-brainer. Yeah, call Nick. Yo, Nick, you fucking up. Call Nick. Season one soundtrack. That's Easy Money. Word. Oh, man. Where is, what's my man name? Where's Simon when you need him?

Where's Simon, man? Simon fucked over all them singers' contracts. Signed them to 360s 20-album deals. Gave them a slap and disappeared. We need the soundtrack to Boyz II Men doing Farner. Some of them got lobs. Don't disside me, yo. I know you stand on the side of Simon. No, I don't stand on the side of Simon. No way. No, fuck no. Fuck no, I don't. Really? Fuck no. All right. That's another conversation. Patreon.

What's the conversation, though? I take the other side of it. But what is it? At least tell me so we can tease it. Come on. Sign up to Patreon right now. Hey, subscribe. Yo, really, really deep talk coming your way. What's the talk? Kelly Clarkson. Yeah, versus how many seasons of nameless, now faceless... Fantasia. Okay. Where's Ruben Studdard? Where's he at?

Some way better off than when he first came on, motherfucking. That remains to be seen. Yeah, that's speculative. No, no, no. The white country girls. I still don't notice out what you're arguing, though. You're just naming. Mega stars have been made from that show.

Are any of them still signed to Simon Cowell's label, though? I have no idea. I'm sure once they got enough juice on their own, they probably could negotiate out of that shit. Yeah, because it was probably... But it's some mega stars that came through there. Mega. Yes. I've heard some horror stories about people getting fucked over there.

I don't support the monopoly. But isn't that the music business? I don't support that monopoly. Yeah. I don't support the monopoly of it where because you auditioned on this, because you did this show and won. Now, people get all of your rights and participate for the next however many years, the first five to 10 years of your career, no matter what happens. I don't agree with that. I don't agree with that at all.

I think he can participate, but it's just the amount. Simon was in bed with Jay Records. He's doing that shit. No, yeah, I don't agree with that. We've stood on the other side of that argument on different people. Tell me. I'm not with nobody. I'm not with nobody getting fucked because they did something. Now, in the music business, unfortunately, you have to get fucked. But that's a long fuck.

You're talking about five, six, seven albums because I won on this show. No. You should be able to participate with me in my first project, my first two projects. This should be a cap on this. What was happening to these young people. From nowhere, most of the time. Yeah, yeah, I don't support that. I don't support that. I don't support that. Jennifer Hudson's another one, yeah. Follow us on Patreon to get the remainder of this.

Back and forth between Joe. Carrie and probably Kelly. Jordan Sparks. Exactly, man. You don't knock the fuck off. I... I would be shocked. I would want to hear if the people could do it all over again, would they? I'm sure the ones that blew up Super Big would. I'm sure the ones that made 500 grand would.

Nigga, you might have been working at the Piggly Wiggly. Might have never made that before. Yeah, like you might have been working at the Piggly Wiggly, nigga. One Direction. If I only made 500 grand, then how much did it help me? Not enough for me to sign over lifetime rights. Says the rich, nigga. You keep saying that. Some of these people, dog. I'm trying to give advice to the nigga that's not rich.

When you're not rich, it's when you should take the advice. True, but the nigga that's not rich might have never got that opportunity to make $500,000. Okay, but if you're not rich and you believe in what you do, then it ain't going to be just about this one opportunity on the show. Cool.

You are of the belief that you can make millions off of your talent later on. You're right. You're right. Everybody also got bills and kids. And that changes things. That changed that, bro. Bro, I'm telling you. In theory, it sounds right what you say. Yeah, and theoretically... I need that 500 grand. Yeah. So, my baby mama got a house now with that 500 grand. I feel like artist privilege is getting to live and act in theory. Like...

Artists have to choose where they want to sacrifice. True. Your kid ain't going to be able to get steakums every night. Bro, it's niggas who's broke, broke. Fuck or stink em? Like, your kid ain't. It's artists out there that can't get stinkums every night. Why are we talking about their kids? I know.

And so now when a nigga dangles XYZ opportunities in your face, you don't say no to them. Okay, then they should go watch Devil's Advocate. Is that the name of the movie I'm talking about? They should watch Devil's Advocate. Al Pacino? Yeah. That was a good one. Yeah.

That's what this whole movie is about. They gave him all his dreams. They gave him the penthouse. They gave him the wife. They gave him the clothes. They gave him the cars. They gave him the authority. He was the man all over town. It'll do that for you, but at what cost? So that's on...

Y'all are right. That's everyone's individual decision to make for themselves. I'm telling y'all, using a little bit of hindsight and having been behind the scenes of a lot of this shit, say no. Shit, I say that a lot. I try to be a living embodiment of Say No. I'm probably the last black independent left. Maybe. I'm not counting you niggas. Y'all not that relevant to me.

I'm just saying. If I'm saying say no, I'm walking like I talk it. You're in a position to do that. I'm not saying you always were. Let me be clear. Even when you wasn't, you were. It's all right, though. It's cool. What else is unimportant or important or medium important? Anything, anything, anything, anything? Imani, don't be airdropping unsolicited music to our phone on the walk-in. Don't try to U2 album our phones. Don't be one of them dudes. I already bought it, so you know what I mean?

Yeah, I bought it already too. Nigga, relax. We don't want your album twice. You remind me of the dudes on the airplane that was opening up the airdrop to send dick pics to... The plane. The plane. That's crazy.

They had to change that shit because of them niggas. Hoping they hit their identified target. Niggas would get on the plane or the train somewhere, open this shit up. Airdrop the hammer. Just bong, bong, bong, bong, bong. Every iPhone on this shit. Hammer pick pop up. I don't understand what that would... You're about to ask the question that every woman asks. Why? Except for the girl in Fifty Shades of Grey. Not every. You know women that like unsolicited dick pics.

Are you asking me? I'm asking him. And then you can answer if you'd like. I wouldn't say that I do know them. She tried to trap you. I peeped it. That's why it took me a little minute to get my reply out. No, but I mean, I'm sure that there would be some that would delete it. We know real freaks, ma. Okay. We know some real freaks. Okay. Freakazoys. I mean, we know some girls that was out when Lil Vicious was out.

Freak. No, don't tell her. Don't ever tell her when I'm using a cultural reference. Never tell her when I'm using a cultural reference. Yo, that's crazy. Just let her look stumped for a second. That was a good one. She knows it, though. No, she didn't. No, she didn't. She knows the song. Do you know the Lil Vicious song? You ever heard of Lil Vicious?

Let me see if I have it. You know the song. Don't tell. Shut up. I'm not going to say that. You know the song. Why you ain't trying to bail somebody out? Mel knows this song. Mel knows this song. Mel know the song. I just thought about it. Mel been in the club. Are you serious? I don't know. It's Mel Vicious. It's a tough one. D-I-C. But he might not spell it like that. That's little. You just ain't got that shit, nigga. Damn, I really don't have it. Wow. Nigga, type in freak.

That's what I'm doing now. Of? I'm stupid as hell. Look what I got typing. Parks, man, help him out. I'm trying to. Please. Yeah, if I put on my phone, I could find it. Of course. It ain't in my Serato. Apple Music and search for it. It ain't in my Serato. Anyway, mail ain't gonna know it. It's fine. I got 500. Don't bet him. He don't pay his bets. Don't bet him. Wait, wait, wait. He did not pay you yet? No.

I thought he did. I tried to pay him. He didn't even accept it. You tried to do what? Don't stop looking. I can't spell vicious either. I got you. Why you ain't pay ice? I lost my phone. Y'all a while. I don't have no cord. It's tricky. Damn, fam. I mean, Ish. Yes, sir. When you gonna pay ice? I tried to pay ice.

I didn't even think I should pay Ice until I heard what the bet was. Because I think Ice's translation of the bet was on some Joe shit. But I tried to pay him nonetheless. That's why them $25 needs be getting you out of here.

$2,500. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They get me out of here. They get me out of here, too. I walk right on out the door. You got it, big bro. Big bro. Big bro? Yeah, yeah. You got it, big bro. You spent $2,500 for the box. You earned it. Yeah, you got that. Oh, he dropped a little. Look at my face. Zoom in on my face. All right. You know that song?

Oh, here, I got you. Of course. That ain't enough. Joe is know what he doing. Joe's podding. But those who don't know. And it still says. Mel, do you know that song yet? You should know. You guys didn't even give me a hint like... I was about to. The genre. This is our first time hearing this song. It is not the first time. The genre. The genre. The genre. All right. All right, big girl. It's fine. What's he about to say, man? What's the chorus of that song?

Mm-mm. You ain't doing it. No. No, it's not happening. Not a fucking chance. She don't know. I do fucking know it. So what's the quote? I'm not doing it. Two words. You don't have to sing it. No. Two words. Two words. Give me two words. No. I don't know, yo. You might have hit me. We got it. I know the song. You might have had me. It's old as shit. It is. Give us the hook. No. I like this shit. Hell yeah!

She might learn all the words coming back. She about to send her to Chicago and the fucking... Oh, shit. The bogles. Oh, man. It's okay. I was bogling in basements. We know, girl. In bashments. Mel, you don't have... We love you already. Anyway.

I forgot what we was talking about. We wasn't talking about shit. No. What else? What else? What else do we need to hit quickly? Boglin in the basement. Rodman's daughter did an interview saying that Rodman is not a real dad. I watched the Pistons and the Bulls, so I knew that. And the Spurs. Yeah, and the Spurs. I saw him. What? Sam, the nigga wouldn't sleep. Yeah, nigga Tony Kukoc was like, yo, I'm Slavic.

I've never seen somebody drink that much in my life. It was like, yo, dog, the nigga drunk. They said Jägermeister shots. Like a different amount, like 70 of them or some dumb shit. In the next game. That shit is bad. You still smell like that the next day and taste it. Being a great dad takes away from you being the best you you could be, but being a great mom adds to it. Huh. Whoa. Need a little bit more.

Nope. Nope. That's it. Y'all could put that on a t-shirt. So a woman's sacrifice is rewarded more than a man's? Is that what you're trying to say? Look. She tried to fucking put the Karen remix on my shit. Some guy like Frigg. What? I'm good. Yeah, that was before my Dougie Fresh piece, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like... Rodman could have been a great dad. And then he would have been the greatest dad ever. And then the Bulls win less rings. The rebound champion is different.

Carmen Electra don't get no sausage. All of the fucking fashion trends that he said never happens. The little boy in Korea don't ever come back. Yeah. You don't remember Rodman went and got the boy? He did. He went and got him. I ain't do it. What the fuck? You know what I'm saying? National hero. Yeah. Yeah, Rodman is Rodman, and we wouldn't have got that Rodman if he was just... Dead. Great to her. Like on the interview, she was like, yo, I saw Andrew Reese put his jersey on.

And then at the very next game, they were taking pictures together. And I was thinking to myself, not to hate, but damn, I wish that could have been me. Like, yeah, it could have been. Joe soccer. Dennis Rodman. I'm a fan of Dennis Rodman, but nothing about him ever said. I bet that guy's a great dad. And let the door to spend for themselves for a change. Because it'll be the surprise like that, that he'll be the most, he'll be the amazing dad.

A little weird, but... I ain't hear this nigga. I ain't hear. I'm glad I didn't either. Young boys gotta fend for theyself no matter what. Here come these fucking girls. Want a dad. I had no explanation for at least 12 years where dad was at. Waiting by the door. What the fuck are you talking about? I had to survive. Anyway, sorry. Thoughts and prayers, and I'm sorry that happened to you. There you go. There you go. Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, you know what? I ain't let y'all track me.

And then whether I was a great dad or not, that's my blood and genes inside of your fucking athletic superstar ass. Okay. I'm not taking a deer. I'm not going to take a deer. But, yeah. Yeah, why you think you can jump so high? You ever seen your mom jump? Ever seen mom run to 40? These fucking moms out here. Anyway.

I'm talking shit. I'm joking, of course. I'm joking, of course. Thoughts and prayers to her and Brian McKnight's first family. Dog. They be listening. They be listening to this shit, too. So we got to have respect. They be listening. Shout out to the first family. They do listen. That's the problem with pardon. You be talking cash money shit about somebody. They have you turned all the way up in the headphones. They the biggest fan in the world. Yeah, it's like, God damn, sorry.

First, Brian McKnight. Junior. Part one. Junior the first. Yeah, junior the third first. No, them my niggas, man. Shout out to them. What else? What else? What else? What else happened here? Cardi and Offset, I'm staying away from. I want absolutely nothing to do with it. I want nothing to do with it. They told me too much. I listened to all the clips. We could sit here and have a...

hour-long PowerPoint presentation about it, but I will not. Prayers to both of them. I hope they both cool. At some point, I got to turn off my internet when y'all just start telling me. All of the business. There's a meme going around. Girls bring up with their nigga and tell us all his business. Like, why I need to know he like fingers in his ass. That's none of my business. None of my business. All right, so shout out to Cardi and Offset. The Superman trailer came out.

I don't know if anybody saw it. I've never been much of a Superman guy. Yeah, me neither. I saw the trailer. Who's playing Superman? Nigga, what do I look like? Dude. Who knows? Dude. This dude. A white dude. Is it the same one for Henry Cavill? Sure, maybe. I don't know. Let's give it to him. Henry Cavill did some shit. That's funny, yo. Give us the...

Your review on the trailer. I liked it. The internet is killing the trailer, but I enjoyed it. His name is David Korensweat. So Henry Cable. Yeah. That's a new dude. I'm not going to see him. He looks Superman. Has she got the Michael Paul curl? He got the little parks. He got the parks. Yeah, he got that shit. He looks Superman-ish.

But it did look good. It looked like a good trailer. I don't know when it comes out, but it just looked like a good trailer. I've never been the Superman guy myself. Me either. July 11th. But I'm a Superman guy before I'm a Star Trek, Star Wars, Harry Potter, all that other weird shit y'all niggas trying to get into.

You will. Yeah, Harry Potter. I've never seen a Harry Potter. I've never seen a Harry Potter. Don't think I ever will. I watched them in my 30s. Them shits is fire. No, I watched them in my 30s, my nigga. Them shits is fire. Harry Potter. That was a while ago. That's why you keep emphasizing. Do you hear? In my 30s, my guy. That's what I thought you were getting at. In my 30s, my boy. I was grown, grown and started watching Harry Potter. Yeah, them shits ain't bad.

Thank God you fucking came out with hoodies. For real. You stupid. Start doing something with your time. Yeah, you an idiot. Then watching the little mythical white boy. Didn't he kill somebody he loved or some shit? His parents. Yo, you nuts. Did he spend? What spend me? Exactly. Slime for your parents. You want me to watch some 12 hours of movie of a dude that didn't spend?

It wasn't a movie. It was a series. A series of movies. One, two, three, four, five. Those are movies. Yeah, but it's not 12 hours straight. Nigga, you've watched a motherfucking... Stop it. The Menendez 17 times and how they killed their parents on 17 different occasions. They really did it.

I know. This mythical nigga didn't really kill nothing. He didn't really kill nothing. He wasn't about that. I know. Every time I called, he was talking to a tree or some shit, begging. Begging by a tree. Oh, or a chest. Get him out of here. Get Harry Potter. Coins was falling from him. Little stick. Yo, you stupid, yo. I'm telling you, you're like him. Now, in movie news.

While I fell asleep on Interstellar when it first came out, it's the 10-year anniversary and they did the re-release on IMAX theaters. Yeah. Oh, that might look like something. It looks absolutely... It might look like something. It looks stunning, number one. Number two, I think I will go back to try this. Please do. I might.

I'm telling you. I'll go back to try Interstellar now that I'm more of an adult. It's an amazing fucking movie, bro. I think we saw that together, actually. You did fall asleep. I went to sleep, yeah. Interstellar's fine. I'll watch that movie. Anytime it's even mentioned, I'll be like, yep, let me go put it on. I'll still watch the whole shit.

It's definitely long. It's long. It's long. It's a great movie. I remember like an hour of movie where they didn't really have to. That's how I felt about it, but I was young. I was in early 30s. I do want to try it as a mature grown. Then I saw fan theories and shit. I saw a fan theory that made me go re-watch it again. Okay. And it's fire. Can you say it?

Spoiler? That's something new was related to it or something? It's a 10-year-old movie. Oh, well, yeah. The fan theory is that he dies in the first scene. Oh, I saw this. And the entire movie is him transitioning over. And the end where Murph, his daughter, he's going to her to now welcome her to the other side.

Yeah, I saw that theory. Now I have to re-watch it. Yeah, I got to watch it. As long as I read it, I was like, I got to watch it again. And then when you watch it, it's like, oh, shit. Also, in movies that are doper now that you're a true adult, I started the social network again. Incredible. And you got that spanky. Absolutely. You see it differently. I'm not dapping you. Take your dap away. It's not happening on the spanky. And...

That's a great movie. It was good. Like, great. It was good. That movie's great. That's it. Netflix got some new shit called Carry On. Y'all seen it? We talked about that. One here. Oh, yeah, that's right. Because your nerves is not... Such a bitch ass nigga thing. My nerve is pinched. I can't even move. Unless that shit hit you. I move around too much. Pinch.

Pinch nerves. That's what it comes from? Is it from inactivity? Yeah, not bending over enough. All right. Not bending down a lot. All right. But no, stretching and shit like that. Yo, during Christmas shopping too, know who I thought of out there? You niggas that wear mediums? Imani? Yo. Oh, shit, yo. You might be a medium, yo. Skims. No, a tall, small. A tall, small. No, it's baggy. Look, he the S-T. He hit him with the S-T.

Imani's a medium. You're a medium, right? No, I'm fucking large. You're not a large. You're not a large. You have a medium build. You're a medium. Your torso is not large. That's why I thought about him. Yo, you stupid, son. Niggas run around with ego in a medium. They probably have mad options, though.

You don't count. It's always in stock. We're talking about real mediums. I'm not a medium. You get all the sales shit. You get all the sales shit. Yeah, exactly. It's left. All the stock is there for a medium. You killed Neiman Marcus. You had to see me in here trying shit on for parks. Nigga, I'm way fatter this far. No, no, no. You did good, man. You did good. Fit like a glove. And if not, let me know. Fit like a glove.

I know you'd be liking that white boy fit. It's a European shit. Yeah. Sounds racist. European fit. That's the cut. It's a thing. I don't know. It really is. Go over there. You can't fit shit. I do like a little bit of it. My fat ass. I don't have anything else that I need to get off of my chest. It's the fourth quarter. It's going to be slow news.

The Jets are making moves based on Madden ratings. Yes. Jerry Judy. Jerry Judy. They didn't want him because his Madden rating wasn't high enough. The Jets are a mess. I'm glad. And he went crazy. What? And he went crazy. They didn't want him because his Madden rating wasn't high enough. That's correct. Yeah.

And he's busting at us. Woody Johnson is taking advice from his kids. Yo. On what to do with the team. Jesus Christ. I watched some clip that some Jets fan or sports fan put together the other day. The Jets record is what, like four and nine? Something like that. So they just kept showing, the Jets would be if, and then they were like.

Five and nine if this doofus makes this field goal, they show it. Six and nine if Gary Wilson catches this ball one foot away from the end, one step away from the end zone. Seven and nine if the same doofus makes this field goal again. Eight and nine if... He knew to run, stay in bounds and not run out of bounds. Nine and whatever. They just was like, God damn. They lost bad games by some global shit. They caught a lot of bad breaks this season. Yeah. They did. Yo.

I hate to be one of them fans that buy into this Bodega Cat thing, but I think it's real. What? I watched the Knicks versus the Timberwolves, at Timberwolves. Okay. Big game for Cat, return game. You know Julius and Dante want to get their shit off. Think Cat is now the first player in NBA history to have 30 points, 22 rebounds, make five threes, five assists, and something else in a regular season game.

So he went absolutely crazy. And I just might have had him. I don't know. This cat that's on the Knicks is not the cat that I've seen on the Timberwolves. So I want to just take a little bit off that. So they're rebranding him Bodega Cat? That's who he is now. I like that. He's Bodega Cat. As a fan of Bodega Cat, I'm super into that. I thought you were talking about a real... I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah, me too. I was like...

I told you. I ain't mad at that. I said he's going to be dope. He's going to be good for y'all. No, he looks. I told you. He looks. Yeah, man. All he had to do was get acclimated. Y'all still a piece away. Actually, I agree. I actually think that for Christmas, I might go to that Christmas game, the Spurs. Oh, yeah? How many games you been to? I got a season ticket, right? No. I ain't been to one. Not a one. That's rich. That's rich. That's rich. Nigga, phone ain't ring. Huh? Phone ain't ring.

What do you mean the phone didn't ring? His phone did not ring. Your phone rung when Mark took you, nigga. And I answered and I went, yeah, you're welcome. You been selling them shits? Huh? You been selling them shits? No. They just sit there empty? Yeah. I'll put it in the group chat next time. Y'all go? Yes. Oh, I didn't know. Hell yeah. All the people I know that got season tickets, they be like, yo, like Charlie. Charlie puts her shit in the thing every week. Once you get him, it's like, eh.

Charlie be like, yo, somebody want to go to Giants game? Yes. Yeah, nigga. Yeah. Well, I don't want to go to Giants game. I might go to the Knicks against the Spurs. Knicks too. And then run to my family's house after that and see what's going on, depending on. Who's doing what, man? I told pop his fucking mac and cheese. Sometimes you got to have uncomfortable conversations with your parents. I ain't going to do it to him because he listened to this shit. You don't say.

But at what point do you let a parent or a loved one know that their time behind the mac and cheese or favorite dish has come to an end? You can't. He don't give a fuck. He don't even be trying to cook the noodles all the way through no more. He don't. Crunchy ass noodles. Pop don't be giving a fuck on the mac and cheese no more, man. There's something wrong with you. Yeah, no. Come on, Pop. Let me do it.

All right, I'm going to come eat, man. I don't have anything else. Do any of you guys have anything that's near and dear to your heart that you want to share? On your platform, do you have any personal stories you want to get out there that I've been suppressing you from sharing? You got smoke? Yeah, but I'm going to save it for Patreon. I got some smoke with Joe. Save it for Patreon. Okay.

Interesting. Joe Thomas? No, Joe Buddy. Which one? It's three of them. That's me. Number two. I was holding you down. You gotta cop a plea before you even know the beef. I was holding you down. You my man, son. All right, we can save it with Patreon. Anybody? Y'all cool? Cool. We clear? Yeah, we good. I'm good. We clear. It's the weekend. Anybody got any weekend plans?

I'm finished shopping, bro. That's it. I got a couple pieces left, and I'm done. No, I'm with you. Monday. I can't let The Weeknd see me on The Christmas Shop. Fuck that. I'm getting this shit done. Oh, yeah. You a star. Yeah, you can't. That shit annoying. Y'all start, shut up. No, that shit is annoying. Ain't annoying for me. You got to see me on Fifth Ave. All of the good stores got a line outside of them. They holding them white people up.

They are. I walk right there. Hey, you come. Smooth, smooth. Smooth. Yo, you got an appointment? Nick is expecting me. Do you have anybody? Nigga, move. Send it once. Move. You see what trouble that's got you in, right? You keep being defiant to these wives. Oh, shit. Yo. Okay, Nick. Okay, Nick. Yeah, all right. They be hot. They got me. Yeah, that's what it is. They be bad as hell. Oh, my Lord. I live up the block. I'm in Billionaire's Row. Okay, excuse me.

Oh, Scissor's finally out. Great. Can't wait to listen to it later. That's an instant purchase from me on a Friday night. That is, sorry, but Scissor is an instant. 15 new songs. There we go. Yep. What's the name of this shit? Lana. L-A-N-A. Where's that? I'm looking at an apple. It ain't out for purchase. Oh, they want you to stream away. Run them numbers up. SZA. Lana. L-A-N-A. Yeah. Yeah, it's not out in iTunes yet. Let me just try SZA.

Let's do this. Millions of people listening to me trying to find something right now. This should be annoying, bro. It should not be this hard to find music. I'm going to wait to be available for purchase. I'll check it out during the break. It's available on YouTube. And I'm going with Mario, man. I ain't going to let Sean and Wanya and them do all that. Fuck out of here.

I was going to call Sean Stockman, but that would seem shady. They both friends of the show. They both friends of the show. I'm going, and Mario has a new album out. I don't know if y'all covered that while I was gone, but it's a really good album. really good album name of this album is glad you came the record i'm playing is called keep going I know you say things, I know what you mean FaceTime me, don't leave me, this time you believe me

Got some blood on my hands, but I'm still a good man. Stay down and you gon' see me. Face down till you don't see me. You know I go deeper. Girl, you know we laughed at our relationship. I know But we can wake up one morning and it's true, yeah Just keep on kissing me, girl, I don't wanna stop this Keep on going, I just might kiss you all that I, I, I, I, I, I know you're I know you say things keep saying things we can do You know I release your stress cause I know you're falling

Don't wanna wake up one morning and it's through, yeah Just keep on kissing me, girl, I don't wanna stop this Keep on going, I just fine Cause you wanna, I, I, I, I, I, I know you lie That's brand new music from friend of the show Mario Huh? It's a whole album out, right? Yeah, he has a whole album out called Glad You Came. Really good project. The name of that song is Keep Going.

Ah, I'm not saying that part, but yeah. Shout out to Mario. Also, before one of you go, I want to send prayers out to Trey The Truth, friend of the show, my guy. His daughter is missing. I've been seeing him campaigning. I've been seeing him campaigning. And I've just been stumped at how somebody as great and giving and selfless as Trey The Truth.

could end up going through some shit like this. That's crazy. Prayers to Trey, the truth. Definitely, definitely. For sure, for sure. I'm going to go to Chicago. This young lady's name is Bjornik. Hey. And the record is called Espresso Martini. Express any motions Got me burnt out So scandalized And I just look at the mess Now you wanna take me out drinking

You're so predictable. You know that I hate that shit. Dismissing my feelings. Just express how my So I can get this shit up off of me Cause you done pissed me off the little Cause you ain't finna listen to me anyways I don't wanna talk about this now, no Ain't this what you wanted from me? Controlling my mood, yeah Cause you ain't finna listen to me anyway Because I'm not fighting And I'll never hear me count You're just always when you're about to be exploding I'm so mad

Like you know what I gotta say When I had a bad day It's very so martini to me So I can get this shit up off of me Cause you done pissed me off the little things Tell me Ain't this what you wanted from me Controlling my mood, you Can't even admit you're hella rude Now I don't wanna talk about it Cause you ain't finna listen to me anyways That record is Expresso Martini by Bjornik. Shout out to her.

I'm going to play Sean Stockman, man. I'm going to start early on the Christmas shit. This is Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas. Next year all our troubles will be out of sight Yourself My balls will be mine Faithful friends who are dear to us If the fate's alive Yourself Please don't be afraid. to face. Now. As I hope all of you do. Sean, that was fucked up what you and your little crew did to Mario. That was crazy. Mario had that shit in a bag, too. And he was killing.

I would have did that performance and walked away thinking that I had this sealed up already. Here come Juan Ye and them. Imagine you in the back and you hear that. You just smoke this shit. You in the back like, oh, wait, oh. What the fuck? Yeah, no, that was a setup. I had to run back out there like Martin. That was definitely a setup. Fucking all this shit up. I'm going to some old shit. Sinead Hartnett.

If You Let Me featuring great. I might have played this shit when I first came. This is one of our sleeper classics. I feel like this podcast came. Everybody played it. I played this. Mel played this. But this one, this was the one that set it off for her amongst black barcasters. Nah, she's a friend of the show. Shout out to Sinead. She's funny.

Sound a little low on the Android, but it's a hit shit. It's how you feel. It don't matter. It came from the Android. It's on that hoodie playlist. Yeah, it is. Right. It's a hollow place. She said, I'm your host, man. I was putting this on for what? 2019. I ain't singing old when I said it's an old song, you know. It's quite successful. Cause I think I might do anything for you If you just let me If you just let me If you just let me If you just let me

Yeah, I know it. I know this hook. We know you know it, girl. I know. Fuck about it. Yeah, that's crazy. Gotta be strong now I gotta show you how I love you like I've never Cause I think I might do anything for you It's Sinead Hartnett. If you let me. Don't know why Shane put your dress in there. At least to get the hoodies with you. At least take a ride.

Mel, do you have a sleeper today? I sent it to you. You got it? Yeah. Oh, okay. I was just introing you a little bit. Doggy fresh. A little vicious. This song is called Brown Eyes by Silky and Bella. But we can get closer I know some things We can do I'm not saying much Cause it's all over Over my face I don't usually Speak my mind But right now

Now I don't care about the consequences On sight, oh God, can't you give me everything? No, I'll take it, yeah Something about the way i can't explain usually careful but it looks like i'm falling I know what you like. Nothing else feels like Brown eyes by Silky and Bella. That was fire. That was nice. That was fire. That was nice, man. Shout out to whoever put you on. You got the brown eyes by Silky and Bella before Little Vicious.

Her palate is. You're the girl. Stop the hate campaign. No, you're the girl. You're the girl. I can't fuck with you. Big man, I'm on your side. Always. Always. And scams, holler.

Yeah. Oh, I thought you meant for ice. Oh, shit. Ice talk? Yeah, holla. Yeah. Don't say nothing. If y'all catch me in the scamming store seeing what they got, I ain't going to be on some... shot shot uh sga shit but i gotta see if that but the skims windbreakers are hitting it for some of these women companies thrive on the backs of men

No, for real. I cursed the Oak store out the other day in the mall. What? They're like, oh, you're not getting anything? No, y'all don't make for men anymore. Oh. Y'all don't make... It's a real small... You get a half a little corner over here with some derelict TJ Maxx Uggs. The whole store now is the flyest shit for women you ever seen. They put a boot in the window that look like a dude Columbia hardship.

I went in there and was like, it's for girls. It's a woman's boot. American dream guy. I'm done with y'all. Yeah, but why not just break social norms and wear the girl boot? No. No, that's okay. I won't. I'm going to wear men's clothing. Hey, man. You want to buy girls and niggas? No, my feet not that size. You can do that. That's not true. It's all right. Well, it's unisex. Uggs aren't Uggs basically like unisex.

I'm buying men's. I want the men's Uggs. Not women's Uggs in my size. I want the M. I got it. I'm cool with that. It's fine. Lululemon, another one. They used to have half the store men. They still got fly shit? Yeah, the men section has shrunk a bit. That Ugg shit is bad, bro. Uggs did dudes dirty. It's all right. Remember, you used to have all the slippers, a whole bunch up now. There was nothing in there for a girl but a little robe and some socks. Not no more.

Sean Stockman, that was fucked up. And send me this version that y'all did. Yeah, word. I need the boys to mend version of this. Listen, man, hopefully y'all have enjoyed this broadcast as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there when you love someone. You love someone. Go ahead and keep them in your prayers now.

Till next time, we bid you a new farewell. Adios, cereva energy. Hasta la vista. Au revoir. So long, goodbye. Or a simple head nod will suffice. Remember, life is a series of moments. Take it to the bridge. Everything stops on the bridge. Oh, boy. No, they in the car out there. 35 and up. That's the white classic riff. Yeah. All right, man. Listen, life is a series of moments. And moments pass. So let's make this one last as if it's all each one of us has, man.

All praise. All praise due to high power, man. Again, nobody's doing nothing this week in this fly. No, no, no, no, no. Nothing, nothing, nothing. Christmas shopping. Christmas shopping. Christmas shopping. All right. I might get back out there in the morning or something like that. And that's it, man. Y'all hold it down out there. We will be back same time, same place next week. YouTube, subscribe or pay

Maybe this weekend we can make up for that. Huh? We might have to make up for Wednesday. We'll talk about it on a picture. Oh yeah, no, for sure. We need a rebound. We need a redo. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, man. Me, Parks, and Imani go to a strip club. No, no, no. Wait for Patreon. Imani will come join us. Yo, sign up right now, man. $50 to your nuts. $50 to your nuts. $50 to your nuts, man. It's that exclusive.

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