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¶ Sheriff Criminalizes Anti-Establishment Speech
I don't know if you saw this, but there was this sheriff, uh Wisconsin Sheriff, Michael J. Bouchard. So he went on. Some people were drawing pictures of him with the Israeli stars on his forehead and making fun of him. And so he held a press conference and said that they arrested the guy who did this. Listen to this. This is very This is not what you think. And it it is what you think and then it's not. Watch this.
Some Ponscom felt empowered and emboldened enough to put this picture of me up to try to threaten and in intimidate me, which of course he didn't do because I signed up for this. And by the way, the person that did this said a bunch of terrible things, not just against me, but against a lot of groups and individuals. Who by the way was arrested today in Wisconsin? My point is this though if this person is emboldened and empowered enough or feels safe enough
To to do this for me, what does he do to a kid? What does he do to a Jewish family walking down the street? And that's because of the normalization of this. Watching this on television and saying, Okay, I feel empowered enough that I can do this. Well, A you can't. And B If you think you can do it to somebody that's in law enforcement, again what are you gonna do in a in an alley or on a street to a a Jewish family or a kid walking down the street? Uh-uh. We say no. We're drawing the line.
So what did that sound like there to you? He said that you can't do this. He said it. He said this person y you can't do that and that we arrested this guy this morning. He got arrested this morning. So it's so he wants you to think that that guy got arrested for being an anti Semite and for harassing this sheriff. That's what he wants you to think. And that you can't do that. That you can't ridicule someone like they did with him. That you can't you can't
Hang on, here it is. I'll give you this by way of example. Sump scum felt And that you can't do that. So but I hear I've heard of back in the blue, but that's a little ridiculous, isn't it, Kurt? Come on. Uh what's wrong with that? And uh your mic's not on. What? Yeah, it says it's coming through your safety. It's coming through your right.
¶ Meme Arrest Exposed as False
What about now? Now it's good. Oh, thank goodness. This is uh Afro Man versus Fat Hick, I believe, is the court case that says I can't you can do this. Yes, you can do this. You can. So he was trying to make you think that they arrested that guy. Uh, and as Ethan Lewis tweeted out, the first anti Semitic internet arrests are being made because that's what he wanted you to think. I you but this is the sheriff office for people that are whining. This is this is legit.
So so what that guy was saying is satire is illegal. Ridiculing public officials or anybody is illegal. That's what that sheriff was saying, because he said you can't do that. And then they put this out for people that are whining. Where my rights Oh, what are you whining about your rights under the Constitution, you whiners? Mm-hmm. For people that are whining that someone was arrested for posting a meme.
Sorry to disappoint. No, not even for threatening racist and anti Semitic comments. He had a prior outstanding felony stalking warrant on something completely unrelated. which drew local police attention to him when someone complained. And so just to let you know, they added a community note, hey, US Constitution, First Amendment, right there, memes are protected by the First Amendment and freedom of expression. Do you find this helpful?
So they're saying he wasn't a re quit whining. Even though the sheriff completely wanted you to think that he was arrested for that for that meme, uh it wasn't. We're trolling. So now basically the sheriff was trolling us? And now they're calling us whiners for being alarmed that the sheriff in Wisconsin was bragging about arresting a guy and saying you can't meme at people? Of course you can. Uh
¶ First Amendment Protects Political Satire
And by the way, Zionists don't like catching other people whining because to them that's copyright infringement. Yeah. Yep. Mm-hmm. So I like when the sheriff says, what's he gonna do in an alley or a street? Well that the constitution still applies in an alley or a street. I don't know what to I don't know what to tell you. Do you have any other jokes? So Because he said he signed up for this. What what oh wait no what uh So so yeah, he said those are the kind so he's saying
Hey God, let me show you this. Some punch gum felt So he's saying that's the kind of real threats that he signed up for. Zingers. He signed up for Zingers. Harsh doodles. Yeah. No no words and dank memes. I can't take it. Yeah. He signed up for it. Are you sure you don't need an ice mask, sweetie? What if you get docs? Shouldn't you put a mask on?
But but if what they're what if they make a drawing like this of a Jewish family who already what if they make a drawing of a Jewish family who already dresses like that? Will that family just think it's a a normal portrait? Anyway, uh...
Okay. How is it an insult to say you're people say it to me is an insult. They go, You're a Jew and I and I go, uh all right. Like what I if I go that's an insult, I'm kinda shitting on Jewish people, aren't I? The issue isn't anti Semitism. I mean can we Can we have the sheriff arrested for the pre crime of whataboutism?
Uh man, if there's anything more Zionist Israeli than that, is there? I don't know. So that's them doing that. So they have a couple more tweets about it. There's been a lot of noise.
¶ Sheriff Backtracks Amidst Outrage
And misinformation about what was said at our anti Semitism press conference. So let us be clear. We played a video of you. Yeah, we played the video. What do you mean? Yeah, we we know what we know what you said. It was it was it was clear and now you're trying to walk it back. That's what this is. So let us be clear.
People of all faiths stood together for one purpose to say no to antisemitism, not quietly, not conditionally, clearly and unequivocally. Yeah, people of all faiths are just amalek and have to take a knee to you for your special friends. What does it have to do with the guy had stalking warrants? You're still trying to sell that he said a no no thing. Uh this is not about politics or constitutional debates. It's about it yes, it is it a hundred percent says. Well of course it is you
Who who wrote this? Pete Hegseth? Yeah, right. This is not about politics or constitutional debates. It's about what we as people are willing to accept. Anti-Semitic speech should never be normalized when it shows up on the street or in a workplace or online. We have a ra responsibility to confront it, not ignore it.
The photo that's been circulating was shared with us by someone who received direct threatening communication. It was used to illustrate a larger point. Antisemitism is being mainstreamed in ways that should concern every one of us. That information was forwarded to another police agency that already had a felony warrant for that individual. We have had no role in that case or arrest.
¶ Media Lies and Sheriff's Hypocrisy
So they didn't do anything? So they didn't do anything. So you didn't do anything. By the way, I bet they didn't yeah, I bet they didn't threaten anyone either. The you know we shared with them from someone who received direct threatening communication. I bet they did not. I bet some dippy A ADL type
uh online group picked it out to send to the guy. I'll bet that's exactly what happened. Let us let said then it says, let us be clear. Posting the image was not a crime and I was n uh and it was not treated as one. Y well you just sent it to us, the audience. W listen to your dumb shit, you moron. Uh that's good'cause I made AIs of him.
But if a we're gonna have we're gonna play it. But if but it is a symptom of growing problem. One where too many people look the other way or worse, lend their support. The hateful responses we've seen only reinforces that reality. Don't hide behind the first or second amendment. To deflect from the issue. What? What? No, the issue is those two amendments. And I start hiding behind them, they're there so I don't have to hide. Yeah. I'd have to hide if I didn't have those. Yeah. Right. If I yeah.
Uh, that's not what this is about. This is about standing up for your neighbors, whether they are Jewish or not, and refusing to accept hate as normal. So they're trying to walk back that they they were trying to pretend that that was illegal. And they were trying to pretend that they arrested that guy for that meme.
They tried to stop. Yeah. Yeah, they tried to pretend. So uh this is this is about standing up to your neighbors? Sure, as long as your neighbors all agree with you completely and and can even afford to live next door to you. I don't believe the person did anything at all. I don't believe the stalking charges or any of it. It sounds like all bullshit to me just because of what bullshit this sheriff did. So this sheriff says he said s so he got community noted on they got community noted on this.
And it said the sheriff said some pawn scum felt empowered or emboldened enough to put this picture of me up and that you can't do this. A cop saying you can't do something implies it's a crime. Especially when it's the sheriff. Yeah. He clearly viewed the post as unlawful and implied the suspect was arrested for the post. That's and so all this is them trying to walk back as they're trying you're stupid for thinking the thing we were saying.
Yeah. Let me guess. He's a sheriff uh close to some Chabad uh area and trying to be re el re elected like the I it's gotta be. I live in Oakland County. F this guy. Come arrest me, A hole. I will sue the ever living shit out of you. But I didn't meme the deputy Intimidate him with mockery? If laughter threatens him, he's not here to defend his community, but only a handful of people within it. Is that meant to intimidate? Where's the intimidation of
I yeah, I don't know. So I'm just letting you know you haven't taken over America completely yet, and uh we are still allowed to laugh at you. Uh yeah. I like this. Gotta arrest all of us now. Let's watch this. Here here comes a that's funny. Well, I took that one. They're they're doing these now. Groc wouldn't touch that one. I tried to make something out of that. Oh really?
Rock said no it violates their standards, so I don't know who made that. Whoever's making these, keep'em coming. Yeah. I'm doing my part, Jimmy. Yeah. Uh He's he's not tough enough to be mocked, this guy, right? So he immediately makes up some fictitious story about some Jewish kid getting assaulted at an alley somewhere.
Yeah. The thing that never ha like that Super Bowl commercial that also never happens. Y yeah. I'm forty eight and I've never seen shit like that. And I lived or in a I mean I've just never seen anything like that. It's pretty rare. He's acting like his name is on the list. You know what I mean? I'm not saying it's on the list, so you can't use that in court. I'm just saying he acts exactly like someone who has to return a favor.
Yeah, well probably he gets elected by a certain polity. Yeah. Uh So I gas so are they gonna arrest everybody at a comedy roast now'cause insults are illegal? Of course not, because most of the guys at a comedy roast are Jewish. Anyway. Here's Kurt, you put this together. Let's watch. No, I heard someone did though. I mean I don't want to be arrested. Stop bullying me! Please just leave me alone! I can't take this! What are you doing to me? I beg you, Sama! This has to end now!
Wow. What a impassioned plea from the sheriff. I think they're gonna change the tur the term strisand effect to the Bouchard Sheriff Bouchard effect. Yeah. 'Cause that's what this is doing. Oh my god. Nice w nice work, Sheriff. Very nice work. All right. Uh now that Chuck Norris is gone, this sheriff's all we got. Hey, you know here's another great way you can help support the show is you become a premium member. We give you a couple of hours of premium bonus content every week.
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¶ Stewart Confronts Sullivan on Syria
So uh John Stewart, Aaron Mate caught this. He tweets this out in an interview with the Daily Show, Jake Sullivan. claims that the US didn't militarily invene m intervene in Syria. John Stewart reminds him that in fact we did go we did though. Uh let's let let's just listen to this. Okay. W where is our credibility on the world stage given the just Unbelievable chaos that we've unleashed. I think we're generally responsible for the right uh populist swing in Europe.
Because if we hadn't have done Libya and we hadn't have done Iraq and all those different things, would they be flooded with refugees in those moments? I think Libya Well, first of all, whoa. Whoa. It's nice that so he's o he's only fifteen years late on this, but I think it's still good.
that he's saying this about that, wow, m maybe the reason why there's so many right wing governments in Europe now is because we destabilized the Middle East on purpose And then flooded those countries with refugees from those destabilization wars that we did in Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, Libya.
And uh so it's really our fault for doing that. But that was a plan. John's pretending like that wasn't the plan. That's the w I don't know if he's pretending or not, or maybe he doesn't know. But that was the plan. The plan was to do that. I'm convinced that that was the plan. That was that's not an accident. There wasn't an act. The open borders policies after these destabilization uh NATO moves because NATO was in involved in it with uh it wasn't just the United States doing it.
And so I think that was on purpose that they did that. They flooded all those countries to to um To create to get people fighting each other instead of coming together to fight the oligarchs, like they did during Brexit. So Brexit scared the hell out of them. But um That's that's my the that's my theory. It's it either w doesn't matter, it happened. And we are the cause of it. And good for John Stewart for saying that. So I just goes to show you that John Stewart is
way smarter than uh than he appears sometimes. He pretends to be dumb when it comes to COVID. He appears to be dumb when it comes to the COVID vaccines. He appears to be dumb when it comes to the Ukraine war. He appears to be dumb when it comes to the Nazi he hung a medal on from the Ukraine war. He appears to be dumb when he interviews of blood bloodthirsty warmongers like Hillary Clinton. And um Condoleezza Rice. So but he is super smart. He's smarter than me. So uh
So that so just just keep that in mind. But so so and and when he does good work, he does it when it's usually safe. I'll I'll tell him. I'll tell you about it. He's do this is good. I like that he's doing this. This is good. So let's start from a beginning again. Where is our credibility on the world stage given the just Unbelievable chaos that we've unleashed. I think we're generally responsible for the right uh populist swing in Europe.
Because if we hadn't have done Libya and we hadn't have done Iraq and all those different things, would they be flooded with refugees in those moments? I think Libya certainly contributed to that. So did Syria. Right. Of course the difference between Libya and Syria is in Libya we did take military action, in Syria we didn't. Right.
¶ US Proxy War in Syria Revealed
Uh no, in Syria we did take military action. We just did it by proxy. We funded El Nusra, we funded Al Qaeda, we funded ISIS. inside of Syria. Plus we also bomb Syria. I think you forget this. We bombed the hell out of them. Okay. Well we did though in Syria. We just didn't talk about it. We were arming Al Nutra front and all those.
I remember running into this was so it was so weird. I was in Amon Jordan we were d doing a film and it's all Emiratis in the hotel. It was the Hyatt that had been bombed previously, although uh they'd really pass. When I was standing there. My room you could barely tell. And it's it's Ramadan and it's all Emiratis and it's th and there's this one table. Of like dudes who very clearly were like raised in Nebraska and had the crew cuts. So I go over to the table and I go, uh, hey man.
What are you doing here? And uh the guy looks at me and he goes, we're not here. And I was just like, and then I just got cold. But we we do do that. And then John came back to the United States really fast and told everybody about that. Oh no, he didn't. Wow. I wonder we should have a ser we should have a a segment called What Would a Journalist Do? Isn't that amazing? So he didn't come back and hurry and tell you the truth about Syria.
That's kind of sad, but anyway, so but at the same time he's throwing in this guy. So it's safe to say this now. Uh uh. And so he's saying it now. So at least he's saying it. No one else is saying it. Tulsi was saying it at the time. I was saying it at the time. Aaron Mate was saying it at the time. Uh, but we were getting roundly I did still on my Wikipedia page they say CNN calls me a conspiracy theorist because I told the truth about Syria and the gas attack.
And I pr and I predicted and so did Tulsi and so did Darren Mate that if we were successful in Syria with our proxy war that the people who would take over would be terrorists, that we consider terrorists, like Al Qaeda, El Nusra, and ISIS. And that's exactly who took over Syria. We were a hundred percent right about that. So ac again, good to see Jon Stewart pushing back.
So he's over there, he sees a bunch of American soldiers. What are you doing here? We're not here. Okay, I'm not gonna go tell anybody. Okay. Until and for like another ten years. And we do interfere in all these places and somewhat cavalier nature. And then when it blows back on us, we're like, well I guess we're just gonna we're just gonna abandon that project. But we it seems like we haven't changed the approach. Okay.
Uh well here's what uh here's what Aaron Mate has to say about it. John Stewart invokes the fact that US arms went to El Nusra, the Al Qaeda front in Syria that now rules the country. He also tells the story of running into U.S. operatives in neighboring Jordan, where the CIA trained insurgents and helped coordinate their offensives. In twenty twelve, Jake Sullivan infamo infamously wrote that Al Qaeda is on our side in Syria. This is the first time I've ever seen him asked about that policy.
A rare moment where a US official is challenged over the dirty war in Syria. Look up what his uh position was, Jake Sullivan in twenty twelve.
¶ Al Qaeda on Our Side in Syria
Was he under secretary of state? What was his exact position? So here here and here is here it is. Here's that email. Al Qaeda is on our side in Syria, says Jake Sullivan to Hillary Clinton. That's an a twenty twelve State Department memo. Which got published by WikiLeaks and now you know why they've always wanted to kill Julian Assange. But uh speaking of things we don't talk about, here is uh unclassified US state so here it is from Sullivan.
Uh it says see the last item, AQ AQ, which means Al Qaeda is on our side in Syria. Otherwise things have basically turned out as expected. Okay, just so you know, Jake Sullivan's primary title was Director of Policy Planning staff at the US Department of State. Operator Director of Policy Planning. Okay. So he was he worked under Hillary Clinton in the State Department. Okay. So it's nice to see again, tip of the hat to John Stewart for I don't know, ten ten years later
uh finally saying something to someone about it. I I again happy to have him on the right side of history and saying this and making the connection between the flood of immigrants From our wars, destabilizing wars in the Middle East to the rise of right wing governments because people were upset that their cultures are being infiltrated and diluted. And they're made to uh they're they're made to accommodate them instead of them assimilating to their culture. Um, these are normal things. And uh
Wow. I just th I I I was Shocked to see that, Jon Stewart doing that, and not shocked because it's safe now to do that, but I'm also happy to see him do it because as Aaron Matte points out, I've never seen anybody have to answer for that policy, and nobody has. And I don't really call that having to answer for it, but at least he did something. And um it's only somebody like Aaron Mate that's going to catch that.
Uh, because the rest of the country uh doesn't give a F. And especially the establishment and especially the news media, they don't give an F. They don't care about the truth in Syria. They don't care about the truth in Afghanistan. They don't care about the truth in Libya. They don't care about the truth in uh Iraq. They don't care about the truth.
in Iran. They don't care about the truth in Ukraine. They don't it's it it's not it's constant pro war propaganda that you get from the Washington Post, the New York Times. ABC, NBC, CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, all of'em. It's the same thing. And and Comedy Central.
John Stewart won't tell you the truth about the Ukraine war. It's still not safe. Still not safe to tell you the truth. He's not gonna tell you the truth about COVID. Still not safe. He's not gonna tell ya. He's not gonna tell ya why he hung a medal on a Nazi in Ukraine uh from the Ukraine war. Still not s still not safe.
Just letting you know. And again, note this is no uh this isn't because I'm jealous of Jon Stewart, even though I am. That's not that's not what the point of this is. That's not why I'm doing that that doesn't motivate this. This a good example of just exactly how war propaganda works and how the media plays along and how the government is always constantly lying to you.
¶ NYT Confirms Mossad's Iran Role
And remember they were telling you about Oh, their people are protesting against their oppressive government in Iran. And then Iran for no reason just starts slaughtering their protesters. They're such horrible, horrible, horrible people in Iran. We have to free their people. Well, those protests, as I've told you before, were engineered by the United States. They were engineered by the Mossad and the United States.
So what the United States did first was they put these horrible crippling economic sanctions on Iran, meaning nobody could do business with Iran, which collaps and they also collapsed their currency, their dollar.
So their banks started to fail, their currency fell with no and they couldn't have any kind of an economy. So people came out to in to protest. We have to do something about this. And then the Mossad When and they in they uh Gave all they gave the the the Mossad was the one giving people guns and they started shooting cops and they started burning down mosques.
and uh s s it's and that was all from the Mossad and the United States. So the United States and the so that was all made up. And so the reason why the Iran government w started shooting protesters is because the protesters were m infiltrated by the Mossad, given guns, weapons And satellites to coordinate, and they were burning down the city, burning down police departments, mosques, and they were killing cops.
That's why that happened. That never got reported here in the United States, but now the New York Times is going to admit it now that it doesn't matter. Now that it doesn't matter, the New York Times is gonna tell you the truth about this. You ready? The New York Times has essentially confirmed that Israel played a role in stimulating the violent regime change riots that left around three thousand dead
They'll tell you eighty thousand. They just make up numbers. They would say, Oh, Iran killed eighty thousand. They would say thirty thousand, then they'd say seventy. They just make up a number, but the real number is around three thousand dead. in Iran this January eighth and ninth, but which were marked in the West as pro-democracy protests. So here's what he's talking about. Israel thought it could spur rebellion inside Iran. That hasn't happened. This is from March twenty second. So now
¶ Western Media Fabricates Iran Protests
Just like John Stewart in my last segment, now that it doesn't matter and it's safe to tell you this, the New York Times is going to tell you the truth. Back then they wouldn't. Now they will. And here's what President Trump hopes that an Israeli plan to ignite an internal uprising against is his Iran's theocratic government could bring the war to a swift end, have so far been dashed.
Instead, Mossad's strategy during the period was to try to weaken the government until it essentially surrendered to Israeli American demands. using a combination of crippling economic sanctions and operations to assassinate Iranian nuclear scientists and military leaders and sabotage nuclear facilities. Over the past year, it sounds like a full on escalation of war from Israel and the United States against Iran before the actual hot war even started.
Over the past year as the prospects of Israeli military action against Iran became more likely Mr. Barnia and Mr. Barnia is uh the guy named David Barnia. He's the current head of Mossad. So the head of Mossad, d mister Barnia, reversed Mossad's approach, devoting the agency's resources to plans that could lead to toppling the government in Tehran in the event of a war. In recent months, according to officials, mister Barnia came to believe that Mossad
could potentially begin igniting riots around Iran after several days of intense Israeli and American airstrikes and the assassination of senior Iranian leaders. So that's their plan. That's always been the plan. That's how they do it. And then they arm people inside Iran and say, Go start uh beating terrorists against your government and your people around you.
It was well understood by the Mossad that those riots would help stimulate military action by Trump. So when Trump sees, oh look, so they tell Trump, and whatever Trump is told is what he thinks. So they go, so Nendanyahu and uh his n his uh son in law Kushner, and they go, Well, hey, look, uh The Mossad is is going to uh uh these riots that the Mossad has insta instigated
It's gonna uh this see, we could overthrow the government. All we need to do is do a little military action. We got these people. They'll rise up and they'll and so Trump goes, sure. That's what Max is saying. Israeli Intel merely needed to convince the feeble minded president that a wave of decapitation strikes would unleash a massive upheaval to immediately topple the Islamic Republic. The January riots were presented to Trump as a preview of what was to come.
And of course, Trump believed it because he doesn't know anything. Uh, Western media, including the New York Times and The Guardian, played a central role in legitimizing Israel's deceptive deception by falsely characterizing the violent regime change riots as mere protests.
Massively inflating the death toll. Like I told you, they were saying, oh, they killed 80,000 of their own. Uh so they massively inflated the death toll, and covering up the fact that many were murdered by the Israeli-backed rioters themselves. The why the whole of Western media and the Western human rights industrial complex deliberately misrepresented the real character of those riots. Even though when you came here to the Jimmy Dor show, we told you the truth about those riots.
You can't get it from the New York Times. You can't get it from CNN Fox MSNBC. You ain't gonna get it from the Washington Post. You have to come to places like this with a Jagoff comedian hosting a show on YouTube to get the truth. Or you could go to the gray zone, they're also on YouTube. The whole of Western media and the Western human rights industrial complex deliberately misrepresented the real character of those riots.
But now that the war they helped to instigate is going badly for the United States and Israel, the same media is now free to reveal a few kernels of truth. Just like John Stewart is a wit gift, he could give you a few kernels of truth about the Syrian war. Um Frank Fu
¶ Conspiracy Theories Become Conspiracy Facts
Or do you say Frank F you? Come on, am I right? He says the New York Times confirmation matters. Why? Because it shifts the narrative from conspiracy theory to documented record. What's worth noting, the pattern of Western media covering covert destabilization as spontaneous protest isn't new. It goes back to at least the 2011 Libya coverage. Remember, remember when they said it was the uh the Arab Spring? That was all fake. That was all uh covert operations funded by the CIA.
And the Mossad. That's what that was. There was no organic Arab Spring. Just so you know. Uh it goes back to at least twenty eleven si Libya coverage. The counter argument would be does Mossad involvement in fomenting unrest delegitimize the genuine grievances of Iranians who participated? Those two things can both be true simultaneously, which is the nuance that tends to get lost. Here's our good friend.
Uh, Nick Cruz, and he's got some thoughts on this. That now the New York Times is telling the truth. Let's listen. The New York Times. Is finally admitting what we knew all along that the Iranian protest was a Mossad operation in order to manufacture consent for war. The article claims that Benjamin. Ya who is frustrated. That the Mossad overstated their ability to regime change and start uprisings in Iran. And then boom, they can install a This obvious fact That the Iranian Altyazı M.K.
Repeating Iranian propaganda. Whenever they like Cornel West did. Accuse you of repeating the propaganda of their assume that you're Target. That they had it. So their strategy was to infiltrate Iran. Yeah. Down dozens of And then a star say Of their pope and then expect the Iranian people to welcome them as liberators? Let's be clear, that is not what the ruling class expected to happen. They just simply wanted this war against Iran. on anyone. Repeating the massage.
He's uh we covered it. You know, it's not only the media, it was also our good friend Cornell West. Who just can't stop repeating establishment pro war talking points. It's just amazing. Uh, but there it is. Uh great job, Nick Cruz. And so now you know the rest of the stories, the conspiracy theorists. were right again. And who's telling you that the conspiracy theorists were right again? The New York Times. Of course, they're only three months late.
But there it is. So uh again, b uh the difference between a conspiracy theory and a conspiracy fact now is three months. Just three months. So it's getting even nearer. It's even a closer time frame now. So great job by Max Blumenthal. Great job by Nick Cruz.
¶ Charlie Kirk's Private Israel Views
So recently, uh people have been posting their private text messages with Charlie Kirk to show what Charlie Kirk really thought about the Iran War. Brett Weinstein did that. Uh of course Candace Owens has been posting the text messages of Charlie Kirk to prove people that he had turned against Israel and that they were lying about the meeting they had with him on the out at the Hamptons right before he was assassinated.
And so he does this. He says Charlie Kirk did not sub she she tweets this out. Charlie Kirk did not support Ben Shapiro's treatment of people over Israel. He also did not support Talmudic Judaism in general. I am done with the silence of turning point on this issue. He was being morally blackmailed for over a year and he had had enough. And uh that's from march thirteenth at eight forty six AM. She tweeted that out. And here's the uh
Here are the text messages she posts. So it says, stand for truth. The people are with you. I know, been through enough of these to know that truth always wins in the end. And Charlie says, by the way, he was standing on a couch mak make saying that about Ben Shapiro. And um so that's I think this is right around when Ben Shapiro got up on a couch at some kind of to gathering and started denouncing Candace Owens.
And so stand for truth, he says. People are with you. I know, been through enough of these to know that all truth always wins. By the way, he was standing on a couch. LOL, ha ha ha ha, too good. He's unhinged. Stay the course. So that's Charlie Kirk telling Candace Owens, don't worry about Ben Shapiro smearing you in public, stay the course. There are some verses in the Talmud that will blow your mind, he says to Candace. Candace says I'm aware of them.
The Talmud is not biblical, but it's their rabbinical interpretations of Judaism. Wait, Shabbat alone? So here is Charlie going directly hard at the Talmudic Jews. She says, I did a deep dive one week and he says, Thought crime So you're not supposed to look into what the Jews are actually saying, the Talmudic Jews? You're not supposed to look into any of that. That those are thought crimes. Here's another one she tweeted out. Uh
He says, Listening, amazing. Your show rocks, by the way. Thank you. The defense on Twitter today, the Jews were very angry at me again today. Go figure. She says their expectation is that you defend them, but they are silent if anything happens to Christians. It's sick, he says. Candace says, and they expect you to be silent if anything happens to Christian. So horrible.
Charlie says, I'm over it. The amount of text I got, again, over that tweet was honestly beyond belief. I I even tweeted with all disclaimers. She says, It's why I don't use my platform to defend them. When I realized it was one sided and how vicious they would get if I didn't do their bidding, I was just done with it. They should read how to win friends and influence people.
They've pushed so many allies away. So she's talking about the Zionists, and so is he. And so I say good for good for them. Uh I I just want for the record I just want to do that. Everybody to know that I'm totally hinged. Mm. Uh you should hear me getting out of an easy chair. Am I right? Come on. I've never I was never hinged. Um and by so the t so when he says Telmudic The Talmud. I don't know what is that it that's no big deal. It's just mind comp for Zionists. But anyway
It's like a chatroom from back in the day. Where w you know, so if you ever go on the worst of four chain, that's what it is. But of the Talmud? Mm hmm. So hey Kroc, do you think Candace is getting off on Charlie? Is grifting off on Charlie? Kroc says, No, I don't think Candace is grifting. These twenty twenty three DMs show Charlie privately aligned with her on Talmud critique critique. Supero's tactic.
and one sided expectations around Israel. Views he kept quiet or publicly amid pressure. Posting them now contextualizes turning point silence And his moral blackmail, which matches her consistent record on the topic for years. Timing after his death invites skepticism, but the content isn't fabricated or new for her. Wow. Uh, Candace Owens then tweets out Charlie and I stayed in constant communication over this issue.
On the phone and via text, our friendship never ended. Ben Shapiro was directing Jewish donors to begin to squeeze him with financial and reputational threats after the Daily Wire fired Candace. This is how Ben operates behind the scenes. Okay. Megan McCain then jumps in.
¶ Candace Owens Exposes Neocon Hypocrisy
Megan Megan McCain. Stop sharing dead people's text messages. You're absolute psychopaths. What the f what is she talking about? She's calling someone else a psychopath. Wait, why can't I share a dead person's text message if it helps my argument? Why can't I do that? So you're telling me that this bitch Erica Kirk could take over Charlie's entire shit. T U No problem. TP USA could claim to speak for him now that he's dead. They made an AI of him saying, give the business to my wife.
for the fucking moron whales that show up at that imbecile concert. You you're telling me that that's bad to share the text messages that show us the truth. Fuck you. And fuck your dad too, bitch. I like what Spe Spencer Guffy says here. He says Stop it. Those text messages are really damaging to the lies we are trying to perpetrate.
Yo, her shit bag followers reason that POW M I A. Him and Carrie conspired to make sure people know about the vets that were still there. That's why we had that problem. So after Megan tweets that stop sharing dead people's text messages, you're an absolute psychopath. Um just share their political organization with their wife who was in on their murder. So in in your view, the real psychopaths aren't the people posting from Charlie Kirk's original accounts after his death.
The ones deleting his podcast episodes, publishing books in his name, or flipping his positions for political convenience. Yeah. Or your shit bag Satanist Father, your fat pig. No, the no the psychopath. are the people quoting him in his own words, just to make sure he isn't remembered differently from what he actually said. Do I have that right, Megan McCain? You do, sir. Twist that's how his legacy
Tweeting from Charlie's Twitter account and maintaining the Charlie Kirk show, that's okay. But sharing old text crosses the line. Right. LOL. These people are actually real. Don't listen to things that he actually said. Listen to things that we told you that he felt like and he said Shalom Shabbat. So after Megan McCain tweeted that, Candace Owen drops the hammer. Oh, this is gonna be a good thing. She shares my favorite This is the favorite tweet comeback of all time.
She tw Charlie said, Megan McCain is a piece of shit. I I mean, you know, I I can't not like Candace for that. I just I have to like Candace for that. That's really what a beautiful What a beautiful beautiful retreat. What a hearty rejoinder from Candace Owens. Oh, a hundred percent. Just BAM. That's what a my that's what a mic drop moment is. And then underneath she says, Pretending Charlie was friends with Ben Shapiro and filthy neocons like you simply won't be happening on my watch.
That's anti Semitic. She did not see this coming. Megan McCain did not know that Charlie Kirk texted Meg Candace Owens that she's a pe she did not see this coming. Yo, do you know some dumbass friend of mine said what is a neocon? Someone my age, by the way, not a young person. Because at some talking point they must have learned at their dumb shit Zionist church to go, what is even a neocon? Why you didn't look it up? They'll tell you what it is. You maniac.
Uh Candace Owens keeps going. She says, I've given them six months to stop lying about who his friends are. But Ben Shapiro attacking Megan Kelly and pretending he is now Charlie's knight is where I draw the line. Megan Kelly was a friend to Charlie, as was Tucker Carlson. Charlie Herc said I should grow my eyebrows out. This is absolutely ridiculous, Candace. Candace, do you really expect them to change in six months? We don't have that kind of money.
Uh yeah, I would have dumped that shit immediately. She's being pretty n she's like showing the restraint of Iran right now. This is by the way, this is Megan McCain's husband, Benjamin Dushmetch, douchey babe. Mm-hmm. He says if Charlie Kirk remains the head of TP USA, the right has an anti Semite problem that will follow them in the coming elections. He tweeted that out on October fifteenth, twenty twenty three.
Wow He also tweeted out Kirk's T P. USA has made him a multimillionaire who owns five properties. He's set to lead a ten A hundred million dollar g a hundred and eight million dollar go T V go T V effort. uh GO TV effort in Arizona, Georgia, and Wisconsin. And he's l and he's saying Israel had a stand down order a lot at
Which they a hundred percent did have and that's a matter of public record, you sack as shit. They totally news. So that's her husband just lying for Israel. Still better than her father who belongs should rotten hell. I like this one. It says, Yeah, why the F would we care about evidence when TPUSA can just make stuff up? I'll tell you what my Charlie would have said if he were here. That's exactly what they're doing. Leave my company to the wife.
They they made an AI. Mickey West texted me that. He go they they go, If anything should ever happen to me, have you ever heard of anyone doing anything like that ever? No. If anything should ever hap like John Lennon didn't even do that with Yoko.
Of if I should be killed by crazy Yoko's the new John Lennon? He never did anything like that. That's crazy talk. They made it with an AI and no one questioned it. Here's a question because Charlie didn't say that. Here's a question for Megan McCain. Why are you painted in Maria Farmer's paintings? Well, I bet I know why. That's her.
Yeah, I know why she is, because she's part of the thing. Just like her scumbag father who when he died was uh given unto Hestia's bosom in the rotunda. You know that weird bizarro where George Washington is Zeus on a throne in heaven? You've seen that, right? Yeah.
Yeah, that creepy pagan thing in this fake Christian country, she's part of that cult that her shitbag father's in that carries in and pushes in, all of'em. That's why we have uh Osiris' dick as the Washington monument. There's a reason why.
¶ Bongino Confronted Over Epstein List
So Dan Bon Gurno got confronted. Finally, someone confronted him and videotaped it because you know he's a uh a liar and he's a weak man with no spine and he screamed about the Epstein list and don't give up on this story and then he got appointed to oversee the Epstein list and he suppressed it and covered up for PDF. I'm gonna leave that there. I'm just gonna leave that there. And so somebody finally Get to uh here, let's watch.
as someone, this is from Shadow of Ezra, someone Confronts him about it, about covering up for PDF files. You're a ped pedophile protector. A pedophile protector. Pedophile protector. You put you put you pet I was a cop for nine years. You're a pedophile protector. You're a pedophile pedophile. Clearly he's designed to be in public representing the country. Am I right? Clearly. I know. They should keep'em locked up in a leather gimp outfit with a chain, like in Pulp Fiction. Put'em in a box.
Uh, Clint Russell tweets out, the only way we will ever re ever pierce the veil of Trump's heavily cloistered CNN says I have a hundred percent support nonsense. is to talk to Trump the exact way as Bongino, mercilessly heckle everyone in this administration until they get the message, frauds and traitors.
So that's what when you see Trump in public, you should treat him the way this guy's treating Bangino. And by the way, Trump had the message when he came in. That's how he got elected. Yeah. He had the message. So it's not that they're not getting the message, but I say mock them unmercifully and and really like we could all do our part to make a mockery of these people. Uh
Let's remember who his real allegiance is to. What cause is dear to your heart? Cause is dear to my Israel. The fence of Israel. That's it. I'm gonna leave that there. I'm just gonna leave I'm just gonna leave that there. Here's another view of that. This is another view of that uh confrontation with Dan Bongino. Here's another view of it.
Don't be a coward, Dan. Hey, you're gonna be trespassed when we brought you, okay? This might be you might feel like you're a God's watching you, man. But this is Remember we repro we report we sow.
God's watching us. Go all out against the deep state. Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid of Satan, man. I'm telling you. Go volunteer. You're a big ship. I'm ready. Why don't you do it? I'm ready to be in Congress. I'm ready. I plan on it. Go volunteer. I'm not afraid of Hillary. I'm not. God bless you, man. I'm I'm here in love, Dan.
So you you could hear the other guy yelling, you're a pedophile protector. You're a Did they good cop, bad cop him? Yeah, they good cop so that was the good cop. That was good cop, you're the ones yelling the F slurring. Yeah. Yeah. Uh it looks like the F word is back in the lexicon and nobody's getting canceled for it anymore. That's because the ones who were angry about the F word were such F words about it that it burnt out the idea of being canceled.
Well I blame Tony Hinchcliffe. I I blame Tony Hinchcliffe. Okay. Uh Dan Bongino. Uh leave it there with Dan Bongino. I'm just gonna leave it there. I'm just gonna leave it there. Let's leave it there. Dan Bongino. Let's leave. Right? Yeah, everybody wants to leave it there. Yeah. Okay.
¶ Kash Patel's Absurd War Justification
Hey, this is Jimmy. Who's this? What's up, bitch? It's f Cash Patel. Oh what? Jesus Christ. Ah yes, FBI Director Patel. Thanks for calling. How are ya? Ah, you know me, dog, slinging rhymes and rejecting nines. That doesn't technically rhyme, does it? I see. You love it, dude. You f love it. I I love what? You love it when I Oh dude, you know it. You can't even hide that dude. No, I'm not trying to hide it. I'm always very happy when you call in.
I know, that's why I f love you, dude. You're f real. You know what I mean? I'm surrounded by so many f posers and phonies in DC, it makes me sick, dog. Talking to you, Jimmy, is like a breath of fresh air. Well, it means a lot. Thank you. Hey, you know what we should do sometime? We should both wait, are you high right now? No, I'm not high right now. Sick. Well, we should both do the exact same drugs and then do the show. Just see what happens.
He would get off the rails, dude. Can you imagine how fucking clutch that would be? Just you and me high as shit and tripping balls on the J D S. How fuck, dude. Yeah, y yeah. Jesus. Yes, I'm not sure. Shit. You know you wanna do it, dude. Do drugs, do the show. Yes, on some level that would be fun, but I don't think that would be very informative for our viewers, and to that end I should probably ask you about FBI matters. Nah, don't make it complicated, dude. Excuse me?
Don't make this shit harder it needs to be. We can just fucking chill out. We don't have to talk about boring ass job shit. Fuck that I'm so fucking high right now. Okay. That's great. But uh I'm not high and I have a job where I have to interview people to glean useful information for our viewers. All right, okay, fine, heavier way. What do you want to talk about?
Well, I uh I think uh Yeah, see you don't even want to fucking talk about anything either, dude. Deep down you just wanna fuck around like You want to talk about D's nuts, dude. Jeez. And when I say Randy and them, the them are D's nuts. Okay. Uh Iran. The war in Iran. How's it going?
It's going fucking killer, dude. We're bombing the shit out of Iranistan. Us and our little buddy Israel. We're gonna regime change the hell out of that place. How's that? Experts say that cannot be achieved without troops on the ground. Didn't put troops on the ground, bro. Do it. I don't give a shit, pro. Track that fucking shit, dude, because you know what?
after that war lasts for years and fails spectacularly. All those fucked up military and intelligence gathering tactics, not to mention the hard whale r where will return stateside to the FBI and local law enforcement. Hell yeah. Think how twisted that next gen shit will be. We're talking Ed two oh nine from Robocop type shit, Brohim. So that's why you support this war? Yeah, dude, we get those trees. Those delicious war trees.
Fucking Scooby snacks, dude. And we here at the FBI are preparing. Ha how? How so? Last week I had Dana White and UFC fighters come to FBI headquarters to teach us how to MMA fight. No way. How d how did that go? Uh, not sure. I got knocked unconscious almost immediately and was out for most of it. But apparently Randy and M and everyone else learned some fucking sick move, dude.
It actually happened. Even if FBI agents needed to be trained in some sort of martial art, I wouldn't think MMA would be the choice there. Yeah, exactly, dude. It was a pathetic macho stunt on my part, just trying to look cool and connected and manly. I'm a deeply unserious public servant, dude. Actually you know what? The public serves me. Make me a sandwich, you dumb public bitch. God d good Lord.
I told you you didn't want to talk about anything serious with me in this state. I'm fucking shameful, bro. Yeah, indeed. Hey look, w when we talk again, can we have a more substantive policy discussion? Is that really what you want? Well deep down not really, but can you try being not as messed up on substances? I can try to, but I can't make any promises. Who knows what tomorrow may bring? A bunch of ketamine? More uppers? Getting fucked up at the PF Chanks bar with sunglasses filled.
Oh what's that, Phil? The little wire going into your ear is telling us to get a couple of Irish car bombs? Oh they don't serve those at the PF Chang's bar? Well we're leaving and we're not paying because we're the fucking FBI. Oh what? The Jackalope is still open on the Maryland side? Let's fucking ride, Phil. Oh man, and I will remember nothing after that, dude. Okay, yeah, dude, it would probably be good for me to sober up a little bit to be honest. All right, later, man.
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