Would you let your partner do this?! - #246

Welcome to pers number one podcast. You're listening to The Jamo and Dylan Show. Yeah, yeah, we're on the way. That dance Bra little Man trip with before is Celebra. Gooday, guys, and welcome back to another episode of The Jammo and Dylan Show. Today's episode two hundred and forty six. How are you going to do?

I'm good mate, We're back, aren't we. We been a long time since I've been in this room.

It actually feels good. The sun's just come out. The vibes are electric. Yep. We're off to see Rog today. Back to our favorite Irish restaurant in He's mate lovely spot. Not a restaurant. I call it a pub. Yeah, a pub. It doesn't rate it great pub feed. I think he kind of just tries to wind us up as well, and it works. It does, It definitely does. But off to see Rog. You saw him a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, I did it.

We went to the local Nando's, caught up with him. He's gone, well, you know, he's in Uni mode. He seems a bit more loose, Yeah, loose this semester. I'm not sure what's going on. He's going to pubs a lot. I think he's developing.

An alcohol addiction. Wow.

You know he was a bit tipsy the other night on a Wednesday, Yes, yep, tried to visit me at work when it was closed, so I'm not sure what he was doing there.

But we'll see how he goes today. Definitely, I'm so excited to just have the boys back together, the three Muskets years the trio. He said, I love Phiber McGee It's going to be marvelous. And that's after a week of him talking down on the establishment, treating it like it's dirt. To be honest, but if you're in Perth, go check out Phiber mcgeeese because we've been there once and the food was a mack. He hopefully it's a

Clear, but your back mate got back earlier this week. Last week when this episode comes out, and I thought.

That I was, you know, I was acting tough. I was like, you know, I'm home. All is good. The jet lag will just not affect me because I tried to time it. You know, with sleeping on the planes, you do your best to try and adjust you saw after a long plane ride. To be honest, not too bad. Yeah, my back gets sore, you know, my back gets soare just at the best of times. But no, in general,

Continue the dreams exactly, mate, you'll find something.

How's your work been going going well? So far? Nice?

Back in the swing of things once I got back from holiday and same old But I enjoy it, you know, it's a decent job.

You had a little slip up today on the way here, yeah, I did.

So wake up in the morning, get ready to go drop Karlie back at home. On the way to demos, do a little roundabout and it's one of those roundabouts that is slightly elevated, right, so, having my coffee bang hit the roundabout, coffee spills all over my white rugby polo. I was really I was like, oh you are you joking? Bro? Like this is ridiculous. And then I was thinking, oh can I wear it? Once I get the Carlie's house, It's just got stains everywhere. I'm like, I don't want

Yeah, I'd call himself a very stylish man.

So yeah, she brought out some polos. I picked the VSACEI one. So this is a Rick Mayor Clothing Co special. Quite like it. Actually, maybe I'll just hold on to it if you has notice. And then we popped on the Vussetti.

Oh shout out. They sent us these. So Dyson Daniels, NBA player who's from Australia, Bendigo.

Boys, starting his own clothing brand twenty one years old, out to us, don't mind it cozy.

Yeah, like it might look a bit strange because I haven't show.

I didn't get the plan for this, you know, so you had to change. I just said, is what it is.

That's the game. So you've got the visetti zip up SETI with the just vv shout out d D D Daniel. But no, it's good clothes. Yeah, and new friend, I've got this button up shirt. Nice fit.

Good. That'd be good for us that well, me and catch us wearing these at CBH.

Yes, the new OBH because OBH has kind of done now right right off a bit.

Yeah, the line at CBH is the one out the door. So it always actually surprised me because when we first started going it was OBH, not CBH, and I always wondered, like, I wonder why this is the main one, because you think about CBH is in the better location right across from the main beach, and now it's the spot quite nice inside too.

Well, it did take like a bit of redevelopment for it to take that crown Codoslow's Best Beach hotel.

I wonder if dya sometimes they have some events going on to it would be good themed rug out and about.

Speaking of Rog and just summer in general. I put in the chat the other day, I was saying, like, we haven't yet had the summer. The summer, the summer. Yeahere you look back and you go, that was the summer that was great. You had good times, you went to the beach, you had barbecues. I haven't had a barbecue in forever. I agree we should go and do

Together, the date of my birthday. Yeah no, it's not my birthday today, but still the same day.

To go to the casino. You're popping a bit of money on twenty seven. You've got to. But he doesn't care for that. He doesn't care about tradition. And then when I was in Rome, I believe, and I'll touch on a few stories I have from the trip. We'll get onto that. But when I was in Rome, I was on my phone. I was talking to you guys, just walking through the beautiful streets. A lot of rich

Still got a few things to come out which would be good as well. Jamie Hutchinson potties out on YouTube.

Yep, and that's a good one. Visual. He's actually a visual person.

Yes, oh yes, yeah, yeah, you completely agree.

He does a lot of hand movements, a lot of gestures and just him in general is just a specimen. Yeah. Him when he walked in with his backpack on, that was a sight to see. Crazy bro, But nice dude and gave us a great episode, gave us some time. We appreciate it. We touched on this in our last episode. But the one that we did when I was in Nie I believe yes, zoom ones they're always a bit difficult and some of you guys you might have liked it.

You showed me the you said, do you've got to go on his Instagram and have a look at this unbelievable thing.

Let's address a few things. Bailey Smith, great rig good looking bloke, most followed footballer on socials, yes, yep. And women love him yeah, and even a lot of men love him. I'll say that he's converted.

A few people gay community, big fans and like you said, a lot of Straits are now gay, yeah, because of Bailey.

Now I don't follow him, so I'm not one of those half a million or whatever it is. However, I saw actually heard it on Dan Does Footy Dan Goring's podcast and he mentioned it and then as soon as I heard it and then laughing at it, I was like, I've got to I have to have a look. So I had to look curiosity and basically he's boxing in his backyard. Great setup, yep, brilliant set up, nice backyard.

Even absolutely, but he's got a twelve pack and he's just bang bang bang bang bang bang, and then you.

Know, sweating, got a cool off, cool off, hot and cold hop in the pool, massive erection, just the things and it's just off to the right, just hanging yep. And I think he's done it on purpose. He knew what he was doing, because the more clicks, the more money on those cotton on brand deals. It definitely had some girth, some girth to it, didn't it. It had some substance to it. It really did. And the comments section, I urge you to go and look at the comments.

You're talking Buddy Franklin, Yeah, wow, Buddy's impressed. Buddy thousand goals, thousand goals, modern football and great. And the comments, whether it's current players, former players, random people, it's just funny. One girl said, I think I'm pregnant. Yeahh One guy likes.

Nice cock x like I don't know, it's funny. Go have a look, even if you're foreign AKA not from where we're from. Yep, have a look. Definitely go have a look. I've also written down here leamin Ya Marl is a freak. Yeah, so this young superstar, seventeen year old who plays for Barcelona. And I don't know if I touched on going to the Barcelona game last time. I might have mentioned it. You were in Nice, you

It was just like not their mainstay of the Make Do One at the moment.

It was still a great atmosphere. It's packed out fifty five thousand, It was great. But watching Lamina mail through my sunglasses incredible. Like, obviously we didn't get the chance to watch Messi and Ronaldo live, No, we didn't. Unfortunately. I know that. You know, even since the game that I watched that Barcelona won seven nil, he's been kicking on. He scored Champions League goal. He keeps some of his assists on the outside of his boot are incredible.

He is like the craziest soccer slash football player i've seen live. Young superstar, yeah, euro winner, he's already accomplished, and.

Then we watched two Premier League games, but this was next level, out of this world. So I just wanted to give him a shout out. He'll probably never ever see this or care, but just wanted to give Lamina male shout out there in Nice, so I believe that's where that's where we filmed the last episode together. Yes, I actually caught up with Dalton and his girlfriend Talia.

Yeah, it's so hit and miss. Like when me and Kylie went. Before we went, some people in her family were saying, oh, we didn't like it, well, but then we went there and had a really good time, Like things just aligned. Yeah, it's so hit and miss. I hear it from so many different people.

Yeah, but then like you enjoyed Paris, I enjoyed Paris. A lot of people don't like it. A lot of people don't like Paris. It just really is whatever depends on you, whatever time you have there is just going to be your opinion. What's going on at the time. Yeah, So like in Milan, we had a little bit of bad weather so it was raining. We went and saw like the major things and then like I went and did the San Zero Stadium tour. Yeah good, but I

Stuff like, it's iconic stadium definitely.

Anyway, So Rome we really liked. And I was talking with Dalton and that was actually his favorite place as of then because I think he loves the historical type of things in Rome. And I didn't really know what to expect from Rome because like, I like history, but it's not my biggest thing. So went there. Obviously you saw the coliseum and all that. I'll get onto that in a bit. But we check into our airbnb and it's beautiful. It's like nice, really high top floor of

Oh, a retainer, bro, someone's that's been in their mouth.

And the pain that feel because it's like custom printed, like you know, they constructed like a mouthguard. It just pierced the bottom of my foot. I look down, it's some dirty retainer so that was a shock. The apartment was good. Apart from that. Obviously, the cleaner missed it because it was kind of like in that shot, that's disgusting, did you think, Yeah? I did, But it was also funny as well. And then one thing I wanted to say about the Colosseum is that it was beautiful, breathtaking.

The back and you know what was going on there one thousand and two thousand years ago, and I.

Kind of want to make a petition to bring it back. In some comparity, I completely agree they should rebuild it. If there is without doubt that this person has committed a heinous crime, pop them in. I want to see get to wrn apart.

Like even just like a UFC Fighterah yeah, like a Saturday night. I think they should really rebuild the Colisseum.

Imagine, Okay, I'll give you. You say this to someone who really believes in their skills. Let's say, like an MMA fighter or like a samurai with the sword, and he still like, does it back home?

I pay infinite amount of money to watch this shit.

But if someone said we'll give you ten million dollars to this samurai you verse two lions, right, and then he would probably say, you know what, I'll do it. It's going to be on TV, right, Yeah, it could be on TV as well. Most watched it. I wouldn't look away. Where would you want to build like in Australia? Would you want to Perth? Probably just out of our can? Yeah, like fucker may. But imagine if they use the MCG as the new Colosseum and then rebuilt like one hundred

Because it's kind of you know, it's just nature taking its course. Yes, you just put a bear verse put like a seven foot you know, strong man against a bear and just see what imagine? You know the bear is going to win ninety nine percent of the time at that one percent where this guy just tears a bear to shreds and you're.

Just like, whoa, where will first man? You'd see some epic battles bro, those would be. That's true, athletes, send in your favorite battles. I think we've done this before as well, but let's just reignite the conversation. I want to hear your best battles, yeah, and send some even ones. Yeah. I want to hear what you.

Think would be an amazing fight of human animal Yeah, and describe the type of person.

It's hard to make it even, isn't it it is? You know, it would be crazy underwater fight, but it's human with like an oxygen tank against like four small fish, but the fish have like piranha.

I'd even like to see like ten humans one great white. Imagine the like great white just mauls ten humans. Bro.

Are the people volunteers or are the criminals? I'm happy for both, to be honest. Yeah. And the submission form is it just online or something?

Maybe send a video of your past experience because.

I've been applying for jobs and like, some of them are quite annoying to try and get into application forms, bro.

Some of them just go on forever and ever and ever, and it's just like, come on, mate.

We went to Corfu in Greece. Unfortunately the weather just wasn't great. That was unlucky when you told me that there was just like we'd look at the weather and it would change every hour, but most of time it would change for the worst.

Yeah, because a place like that, I feel like you want it to be sunny.

That's the sort of appeal. And on the research we did beforehand, September, even though it's not as warm as summer, I said, it's still September is still a good time of the year to go. But there was just one of those freak storms ripping through Europe around that time, so we got stitched up there. But Corfu is a beautiful place and it's not one of the more popular islands. We stayed in Corfu Town, cool area actually, Mezzi. Oh yeah.

Even met an American English who was a Southampton fan who was on the way to the game.

One of the most sophisticated human beings. That made me feel stupid talking to him. Oh he's that smart. Yeah, Luck switched on like, we're not dumb by any means, but we don't have the vocabulary that some of these teams do. Oh I don't know the words, Like I don't even know half of the words he was saying. What accent and so English Americans? So his accent was it a bit of a bro floats. He can switch

I saw that happen last time me and Carla went, and they just didn't let this insane these three blokes on anyway.

So yeah, on the way home, the first flight was elite. It was a not a very packed flight, so Grace and I had a full row to ourselves. Bro, we just like slept for half of it. So where's that? Where was that flight to? Soha? Yeah? Yeah, so that was like a seven hour flight or something, so that was good. And then the big flight eleven hours home was a fully booked flight, so you hop on, Yeah,

Who were you sat next to then on that flight? Just randoms?

Yeah, I sat next to a woman. So this is the flight home, right, I sat next to a woman to my left who was on the aisle. I was in the middle, right, Yep, she was. She had like some problem where she needed assistance from the staff, so they came to her before the flight and said, if you need anything, will help you. She was fine though. But the screen that you have that has four thousand shows and stuff on it, everyone uses apart from her, she was on a flip phone that is split halfway

When you get a biggie Yeah, Biggie Smalls doesn't make that flight comfortable at all.

Actually, love that name for a rapper. Yeah, it's a good one. Contradiction tingled. What else do I have here? I've got ye. Rome stepped on a retainer. They should bring back capital punishment at the Colisseum. Oh yeah, the faery. So we from Rome went to Naples and then went from Naples to Positano. We were going to go to a male feet Now where did we I don't know. There was a few places we wanted to go, but we ended all around there. We ended up having to

So we're halfway there and I hear people starting to vomit at the back of the Is it a bumpy ride or yeah, it's like the.

One to Rottenest sometimes can get real bump. It was pretty bumpy, and then I was feeling pretty good. I do get seasick, yet more than most. And then you hear the others start going yeah. And then I see the staff members handing out bags right. Oh, no, you hear one at the back. Then you hear another, and it's going row by row like a Mexican wave, and it's just vomiting and it's on coming for you. But it's on the right side and we're on the left side.

Yeah.

Then I'm holding the warm bag and I reckon. I went like on and off for like five minutes, and then everyone else kind of stopped as well. There was still twenty minutes till we got to the next place, and I'm holding the warm bag, right, And there's nothing more humbling than walking off a boat with a warm bag. And I could see others with it. But the people who didn't throw up, they're like smirking at you and stuff because they're like, I don't have a warm bag.

Bro. Wow, look at him, Bro, what does he remind me of? I swear there's like a villain in a movie. Looks just like that, Bro, Like in an Austin Powers.

Penguin or something. Looks a little bit like Penguin Powers. There's Ben the boy.

Oh he's a big lad ah. Yeah kind looks like this, bro. Yeah, Evil actually does a little bit. Doctor had a bit a bit more around, which is crazy to say, but.

The atmosphere was great. Saw Masimo down there on the ground. He was a sub for the day. But shout out to Massa, Massa.

Maybe you're just a sick closet Ipswich fan. No, you've seen him twice, bro, I didn't like. I was angry at them though their support was great. They had like a full corner of the stadium was just all blue. They got to make the most of it. Yeah, go straight back down to you.

That a lot of sledging from both sides, to be honest. But yeah, the Southampton game was a good experience. And if I have any more stories, I'll bring him up in another episode. But that's it for that. Today. I'm also going on a little bit of a weight loss journey deal. Yeah, so been packing on the kilos in Europe. You know, just you enjoy yourself, don't you. Of course you go there, you indulge. And I've come back heavier than ever. Yep. And I just thought, you know what,

So is that that's the summer season? Summer season at Hartfield Park and Forestfield. Yep, come down if you want to go watch. Yeah, but yeah, six a side soccer.

We've she ordered in some kits from the Filipinos. Okay, I'll show you them that what days that on? That's on a Thursday night. Yeah, I like the Thursday nights because it's a little pre thing before the weekend starts. There you go. Obviously won't look as good.

As that, yeah, but still cool. Are the any of our boys playing in a team or not coming back?

Nah, they'll come back, they'll come back, but I don't think they want to play without me. And then also it's summer, so a lot of the boys have things on you. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure that we'll be playing again at some point, just hoping my body holds up. But I think if I drop a few kilos and stuff, my body might be under less stress. So I'm talking like I'm fucking one hundred and fifty kilos. But they just need to get some of this stubborn fat away.

It's yeah, it's bad, bro, So just my so does he set up meal prep and stuff? Yeah?

So he is going to sort out a like a meal plan for me and then also a training plan. That's good. I'll already go to the gym with Jared, but it's not often. Yeah, so yeah, get myself into a better routine and then obviously I'll be able to like work that around the new job and then whenever the potty and whatnot. So yeah, i'll keep you guys updated with that. But shout out to Liam Dugan and then his videographer shout out to him to Mesha Pakak Mesha.

I don't know what Instagram have done, yep, but we're not really getting everyone's messages for some reason. And I'm not sure where they're actually going.

And then also it says here it's like, okay, so we've got messages from the last couple of weeks, and then it goes back to forty weeks ago, whereas it's usually pretty frequent. So there is this one here from our boy jabevs Jbevs is always involved. Oh yep, he says, good a boys. How many wears out of a shirt can you get until you need to wash it? Are you aware at once and straight in the wash? Or if it smells the right you chuck it back in the cupboard? Glad to have you boys back.

I think most of the it depends if like the day, Yeah, what I'm wearing it for Like some shirts, I probably a nice polo. If I, like, say, I just wear it's like dinner or something and it's a decent fabric, I won't wash it. But if I'm being Yeah, if I've been wearing like my Uniclo T shirt from if I have it on all day like nine till six, then I throw it in the washing basket. Yeah, So for me, it depends, Yeah, I'm putting it in the

But let's say, if we just wear this shirt for the potty, I'll probably just chuck on the coat hanger. Yeah, wear it once more than in the wash. But yeah, there are some people that wear their shirts for multiple days on end. No, no, no, you can tell, can't you? Yeah, smelly boys, But no. In general, I'm pretty frequent with the washing stuff because I just want to feel clean. I have a thing about that.

We've got a good one from Frazer Hereras Frazle Dazzle car'ton?

Did well? Didn't they? Mate? Didn't show up? Did they?

In their final fun question, I asked with my mates, if you could bank five million dollars, but you have to go missing from your girlfriend for a month, would you do it? And no, you cannot tell them that you left to get the money. You cannot give them any excuse. Essentially, you're betting on them forgiving you or ignoring them out of nowhere for a month, also causing them pain.

But you get five meal. I'm doing it. The money. The retail therapy, yeah, will definitely help Grace. After that do you what do you think?

Like, I'm trying to think, because after a they think like what and then a week they'd go, you know, where are they?

They talking to me? The missing person report that it's so full on because the strain that would put on them as a human. I would never wish upon anyone. I asked, Carli, would you want me to do this? But would you wish it upon someone?

How would you feel if it was the other way around. I just think they're like, I think they're dead. I think Carlie's dead, and I'd be like, oh, this sucks, Like no, but it would be this is fucked. It would be you would be able to eat and you're, yeah, oh would you need for a month.

That's what I'm saying. The strain on the person who hasn't gone missing their partner's gone missing would be unimaginable. However, the reward the.

Thirty first day, bro, the first day of the next month, that.

Would be so gut wrenching. You just leave and you just don't say anything, and then you're on, probably on an island or something, having the time of your life come back with it had come back glowing with five meal, bro. But imagine how resentful they would feel. Four, Like, when would you show the five meal? Would you explain?

I'd just come back with like some crazy gifts. Okay, this is where I've been.

What is it? Suitcase filled with five Do you get given it at.

The end of the tensile jewelry? Yeah, Kylie loves jewelry. I'd probably buy a few things to come back with. Yeah, it's really nice.

Yeah. So Grace said, well yeah, so she said, yeah, but I'll say, but you would think I'm dead or that you just hate her or something, because a month is a very long time. She said, It's not like I would just get over you in a month, so she would still love me anyway. I'd be so happy when you get back. Yeah. True, I guess that out.

But the problem is right, you wouldn't know that it's going to be a month. No, they would like for them, it could be an eternity, do you know what I mean? Like, it's it's rough.

Oh, it's a good one. It's a great one. Fraser always comes with the good smart man bro. He switched on, definitely, he switched on. It is a great weekend. Obviously this will come out on the Monday. However, what a weekend. I've said this before and I'll say it again. Grand Final Day for the AFL is like Christmas Day for me.

Yeah, it's one of the best event. It's the best event of the year. It's not one of the best, it's my favorite.

The feeling you get beforehand, like, for example, tonight, I'm going to be excited.

I don't know who's gonna win, I don't know who to better on. I'm scared, I'm nervous.

I'll never forget when I was thirteen years old and Frio made the Grand Final, and the night before I could barely sleep, and I woke up anxious and nervous, and like I remember, I put my Frio jumper on and we're watching it like Dad uses a projector to watch it on this white wall, and I stood next to the players with my Frio thing in front of the projector, pretending like I was in the huddle or whatever.

I can remember when Crow's won the pre Limb, when my garage used to be the pool room. Yeah, now it's my room, and then you know, we're playing pool with mum and dad and stuff. Siren goes and my dad just turns he goes, You're off to the Grand Final.

Ah, and I just thought it, like wow.

And the problem in that is, in my mind, I thought the flag was one hundred hours. I just there was no way we were losing that. In my mind, I was like Sony Richmond, like, they're fucking they've had a flu gear and they became like and then they became a yeah, and then they just showed and it's just the heartache. But I'd love to experience it again, even if we were gonna lose.

I'd love to.

I just want the next Grand Final appearance, just for the build up itself.

Bro, the whole week, like today is the Grand Final Parade. It's recording on Friday and Jared Moore our mates ola loving it.

If Crows made a prelim, I'd go, I wouldn't care where it is and then just follow them for the week.

Bro, that's so good. I remember when Frio made it. There was like a bus and it was painted purple and had like the logos on it and stuff, and then like was that Subia Yeah yeah yeah, and then the bus stays. The bus took off from Subie all across to Melbourne and everyone in the bus, was just getting ready for that weekend. I miss subi Optus is unreal, but Sube was cool. The nostalgia. Yeah, it's been a knockdown and it's a school Yeah. Anyway, also listen out.

Really excited to see everyone because it's been a while. And then reunite for the boys, which is nice.

Good weekends, great weekends. And we start off by seeing rog we do Luise, we're about to leave. We'll leave in fifteen minutes and go off and I guess we meet him there. Now. We wanted to go and as a trio, but he's a bit of a you know what. Yeah, Grace said, imagine if you thought someone was dead and then they came back, it would be the best feeling ever because you would literally think you'd never ever get to see them again. And then she says, you could

Show because we've had these ones for a little bit now. Yeah, we want your classics.

We want you guys to have some involvement in that. And some of the best things have come from you guys, like Who's Punching and some of the other segments. We still know who that was from.

We can't find him and we've reached out. Yeah, all stories and stuff. He must he might be listening, just doesn't want the credit. He's a noble man. That's our fans, bro.

John Noble. Yeah wow, yeah, probably off Melbourne or something like that. Yeah, all right, much love, guys, good night, good day, have a good week, and we'll see you next episode. I like and rate and all that. We never say that, and it was funny when we were in England, they've frost it, bro. Yeah they were like, wait, you don't say that. So yeah, like our staff rate our stuff and yeah, much love. We'll see you next time. Thank you for listening to The Gamo and Dylan Show.