Happy New Year, Internuts! Hopefully you're all enjoying a happy and healthy 2014. On the topic of health, your host Chris managed to blow out a few discs in his back in the first few days of the new year. As a result you're about to listen to the one and only episode of this podcast recorded while on heavy pain medication. It's quite something. Join a drug-addled Chris and guests Ken Swanson and Philip Darrenkamp on a psychedelic journey of discovery!...
Jan 31, 2014•54 min
Season’s Greetings! Hopefully your halls are decked, your trees are trum, and your eggs have been sufficiently nogged! Like many of you, I’ve been tremendously busy during the month of December. So busy, in fact, that I have had no time to properly edit this episode. DON’T PANIC. Think of this as the first ever RAW Episode of The Internuts Podcast! This time around, your imagination is the editor! Didn’t like that last joke? IMAGINE A FUNNIER ONE! Offended by that racial epithet? PRETEND IT NEVE...
Dec 23, 2013•1 hr 7 min
Happy Belated Thanksgiving, friends! I don't know about you but I am hurting. Luckily, there is no better cure for your gas pains and stuffing protrusions than a brand new episode of The Internuts Podcast! Joining me this Turkey Day are actor/improvisers Keith Moser and Rachael Lang . We'll also be enjoying music by Georgia Soul Council . Sit back, undo your belt, mute the football game, and enjoy some comedy chit chat! Stay safe and we'll seeya back here in December!...
Nov 30, 2013•58 min
Happy Halloween!!! To celebrate this, the scariest of secular holidays, The Internuts Podcast is proud to present EVERY SINGLE CHAPTER OF "MY IMMORTAL!" If you're unfamiliar, "My Immortal" is a piece of fan fiction loosely based on the world of Harry Potter. For the last year and a half, the podcast crew has been performing dramatic readings from this literary masterpiece at the end of each episode. However, all good things must come to an end. The timeless tale of Ebony Darkness Dementia Ravenw...
Oct 29, 2013•2 hr 25 min
Hello! It's hard to believe but this episode marks the 2nd Anniversary of The Internuts Podcast!!! To celebrate this momentous occasion I've chosen my favorite moments from the past year and stitched them into the clip show you're about to listen to. Thank you very much to the comedians, writers, actors, podcasters, TV personalities, and personal friends who appeared on Season 2 of the show. I owe an extra-special "thank you" to all you nice folks for listening to the podcast each and every mont...
Oct 01, 2013•1 hr 19 min
Where has the time gone, my friends? It seems like only yesterday that the summer was laid out in front of us like the roast beef station at an Old Country Buffet. But, like the aforementioned smorgasbord, sometimes too much of a good thing makes us tired and sweaty. Also, gassy. Super gassy. Much like the crimson leaf drops from the maple tree, The Internuts Podcast is about to shed a dearly beloved segment. After months of questionable plotting, suspect story arcs, and piss-poor spelling it's ...
Aug 28, 2013•1 hr 3 min
Hi there! The gorgeous Thelma Weinstein and I are going on vacation in July. As such, there simply isn’t enough time to record and edit a regular episode of the podcast. FEAR NOT!!! Instead of skipping a whole month I’ve put together an extra-special treat for you. I went back to my roots and recorded a mini-episode of fake commercials and comedy bits. Think of it as a refreshing palate cleanser. Enjoy the show and we’ll be back in August with another full-length episode featuring THE EPIC CONCL...
Jul 19, 2013•28 min
Oh, hello. Welcome to an extraordinarily special episode of The Internuts Podcast! As you might already know, the lovely and talented Thelma Weinstein and I have gotten engaged! To celebrate our impending nuptials, Thelma and I sat down a few weeks ago to discuss marriage, wedding planning, and (most importantly) dick pics. Join us (and a few special call-in guests) and enjoy our love before decades of crippling responsibility turn us into desiccated husks! Music is provided by the phenomenal Br...
Jun 29, 2013•1 hr 10 min
Hells bells, it is balmy out there! Memorial Day has come and gone, ushering out the days of open windows and welcoming expensive air conditioning bills. Not to worry! Contrary to Eddie Cochran, there IS a cure for the summertime blues…The Internuts Podcast! Eddie Cochran doesn’t know shit about anything. Listen as I chat with fan favorite Ken Swanson and comedian Mike Logan about the vagaries of zombie sex and the marginal appeal of carnal oil rig casinos. You can find more of Mike Logan on Fac...
May 31, 2013•1 hr 6 min
WE DID IT! As observant listeners know, I have mentioned on the show before that I play guitar in a band. Well, now you can actually listen to us! It is my absolute pleasure to announce the release of Forty Stories High , the debut album by Great Big House . Please join the band and some special guests as we chat about the album, listen to our exploits from Front Porch Fest in VA, and (most importantly) hear some of our music! Please enjoy the podcast and make sure to buy Forty Stories High , av...
Apr 30, 2013•1 hr
Hi there, intrepid listener! This month we're celebrating the circle of life on The Internuts Podcast. Join me as I talk to returning guest Philip Darrenkamp about bringing life into the world. I also talk with taxidermist Beth Beverly about turning a goat into a rug. Enjoy! Beth Beverly can be seen on AMC's Immortalized every Thursday at 11/10c....
Mar 29, 2013•1 hr 1 min
Well, it's February you guys. Let's not dwell on it. February is a poop month. The important thing to remember is that it's almost over and March is practically springtime! Lucky for you, we've put together the perfect cure for the dark, awful, gray month that you're stuck inside. It's episode 17 of The Internuts Podcast! Join Thelma Weinstein, Jim Conrad, and myself as we kick it hard and fight the dark months together with chit-chat! Come back in March for an extra-special, celebrity-filled ne...
Feb 27, 2013•1 hr 3 min
Hello! The first month of 2013 is in the books and – let’s be honest – you have already abandoned your New Year’s resolution. DON’T WORRY! There is one spot on the internet where your fat, lazy, drunk, chain-smoking ass won’t be judged! No, not Twitter. It’s right here at The Internuts Podcast! Join returning guest Ken Swanson, new friend Milo Shaft, comedian Carolyn Busa , and I as we ring in the New Year and journey together to the darkest corners of the internet. Carolyn Busa has performed at...
Feb 01, 2013•58 min
It’s a brand new year so Thelma and I are presenting a very special podcast for your listening enjoyment. Get ready for episode 5 of TV Craps ! Or should I say Movie Craps ?!? Yes, I should say that! IT IS MORE ACCURATE!!! Let’s back up a little. Thelma and I are fairly well-versed in pop cultural ephemera but we still have a few movies that we’ve just never gotten around to watching together. For months, I’ve been trying to convince Thelma to watch The Lord of the Rings with me. Thelma agreed t...
Jan 13, 2013•1 hr 12 min
If you are reading this hastily written podcast synopsis it means that the Mayans were wrong and the world continues to exist (at least until the iPhones become sentient)! What a relief! What better way to celebrate your continued residence upon this mortal coil then by listening to an amiable comedy podcast! Join Thelma Weinstein, Jim Conrad, writer / comedian Glen Tickle , and myself as we reminisce upon holidays past in a “splendidly appointed” Vermont cabin. Will some surprise guests drop by...
Dec 20, 2012•1 hr
And we're baaaaccccckkkkk! After taking a month off to recharge the ol' podcast batteries it's a pleasure to be back in your earholes! To celebrate the triumphant return of the show, I gathered some of my favorite guests in my dining room where we chatted amiably while getting quite drunk on artisanal beer. Join Thelma Weinstein, Karl Whitman, Whiskers McTheHobo, and I as we descend into hoppy madness! Talking points include: the Woodstock '94 of Presidents, RIP Morgan Freeman, The Big Bertha Ba...
Nov 30, 2012•1 hr 3 min
Hello, valued listener! After a relaxing hiatus, Thelma and I are back in the saddle (gross) and ready to talk about TV shows while drinking! How did the world keep turning without us?!? This month, we're barely paying attention to Rise of the Zombies on the SyFy channel. Luckily, we talk about a bunch of our favorite shows while we're distracted. I hope you enjoy the show and check back in for episode 14 of The Internuts Podcast at the end of the month! Talking points include: Murder shows, Fac...
Nov 17, 2012•1 hr 17 min
It’s a celebration, bitches! September 22nd marked the 1 year anniversary of The Internuts Podcast! In our first year we’ve released 12 monthly episodes (not counting bonus episodes OR our sister podcast, TV Craps! ). That’s 12 hours of pure listening pleasure! Do you know what else was 12 hours long? The first season of M*A*S*H . That’s right…mathematically, this show is as good as M*A*S*H . Suck it, Alan Alda! To illustrate just how long 12 hours is: you can get in your car in New York City, h...
Sep 26, 2012•1 hr 27 min
The nights are getting colder. The children are back in school. The teachers are drinking in private again. It can only mean one thing...the summer is coming to a close. But fear not! The Internuts Podcast is here with the audio equivalent of a Pumpkin Spice Latte! Join me, Ken Swanson, and comedians Glen Tickle and Brian Six as we stare into the inky black hole at the heart of the internet. Enjoy! Talking points include: $7 vodka, head janitors, chiming in, full babies, America’s greatest rival...
Aug 29, 2012•58 min
Hello America! Despite jet lag and serious illness, Thelma and I are back with Episode 3 of TV Craps! Were the Olympics the most important thing on TV for the last few weeks? Yes. Do we talk about the Olympics? Not really. Listen as we discuss everything from left handed JO's to True Blood! See ya back here at the end of the month for The Internuts Podcast! PS - We save discussion of True Blood, The Newsroom, and Breaking Bad for the tail end of the show so don't worry about spoilers unless we w...
Aug 15, 2012•1 hr 6 min
