What could be worse than being confused for (The) Village People? Being (The) Village People of course, or half of them anyway. Join Mike, Ben and Danny as they try to remember their own names and appease their legion of bloodthirsty disco fans. Will Mike make an Ass of You and Me? Will Danny's U-bend every recover? Will Ben ever look under his God Damned Hat! And has Jon, once again, created a room that is impossible to actually solve. Tune in, find out! If you were as baffled as the team by th...
Apr 18, 2021•45 min•Season 2Ep. 188
Join Laura, Aled, and Mike as they run down a road in high heels while being chased by gigantic drag queens! Deciding that high heels really aren't for running, they duck into a costume shop and (as if by magic) are greeted by the shop keeper. What rootin' tootin' adventure will Aled take the gang on? What mayday inducing clamour will Laura get involved with? And what does Mike call a tipi with a front door? Find out in this Mr Benn inspired episode!
Apr 11, 2021•30 min•Season 2Ep. 187
After being nipped at the heels by a pack of slobbering hounds the gang found themselves in the shadow of shady bitches of a different kind... They are backstage at a dragtastic Mama LaRu extravaganza ... but with the headline act storming off in true diva fashion and a drag-hungry audience between them and escape, what will the gang do?! Join Laura, Ben, and Aled as they escape backstage at the drag show! (With Bailey as their drag obsessed host!) No tea, no shade, no pink lemonade, this escape...
Apr 04, 2021•39 min•Season 2Ep. 186
It's not what you think. Also it's filled with utterly horrible puns. If you cringed so hard your jaw inverted then why not join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook? Nothing clears up skin conditions like a good cringe.
Mar 28, 2021•36 min•Season 2Ep. 185
Everyone loves a cliff hanger. Last week left the team trapped in a Bus, surrounded by zombies. How will the story end? Will Bailey reveal her real name? Will Aled save Wales? Will Chris be able to draw a circle? Will you? (It's actually quite hard, try it now). Tune in with your host Jon and find out! And as always, if you want to make our day, why not join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook? You know you want to....
Mar 20, 2021•37 min•Season 2Ep. 184
Join Laura, Aled, and Alan as they try to escape a motorway service station! On entering the station to relieve yourselves, a man comes running up to you. Before he is of much use "something" gets him! Watch out, because they are patrolling and will hinder you! What accent gets mangled this week? Who gets greased up? Does anybody try to cheat? Hopefully someone will stay calm and collected in this weeks The Infinite Escape Room!
Mar 14, 2021•33 min•Season 2Ep. 183
This week, the gang find themselves smaller and more plastic than normal, as they navigate a non intellectual property infringing Pego driving school. Marvel as they struggle with basic driving manouvers! Wonder as they keep forgetting there's a time limit! Shiver as they uncover a new taxonomy of filth! Also, the map! If you enjoy the show and want to support it, why not join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook? Gwaaaan....
Mar 07, 2021•39 min•Season 2Ep. 182
Ah, the park. It's the only outdoor space most of us have left. If only they weren't so prone to vandalization by local youths. What's that? Oh I think you'll find it is a word. vandalization /ˌvand(ə)lʌɪˈzeɪʃ(ə)n/ noun the act of deliberately destroying or damaging public or private property."due to vandalization in the past, a security system has been installed in the house" If you're wondering why I've resorted to linguistic pedantry, join Aled, Bailey and Mike and find out! And as always, if...
Feb 28, 2021•34 min•Season 2Ep. 180
This week, we’re doing something a little different as we’re joined once more by our much beloved (and at this point semi regular guests) Errol and Manda from the Room Escape Divas . Join Jon, Manda and Errol as they navigate a narrative plod through disappointment avenue, in Stan’s Escape Experiense. And yes, that is spelt incorrectly. Just wait until you see his Spoky Haunted Kabin. And as plugged, the 2021 Cryptex Puzzle Hunt starts on the first of March! You should go check it out. It’s very...
Feb 20, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Season 2Ep. 181
Continue listening to Alan, Aled, and Dom escape this mind boggling house! Why on earth are there so many Scrabble tiles? When is Uncle Bob's birthday? Do any of the gang actually have an Uncle Bob? And is that a return of the whimsical padlocks? Part 2 of Escape The Post-Vaccination House awaits with answers, and more questions!
Feb 14, 2021•33 min•Season 2Ep. 179
This week listen to Alan, Aled, and Dom escape what is presumably their bedrooms... They've all had their COVID vaccinations and wake up feeling groggy. Why is Alan wearing brown, velcro brogues to bed? Will you hear Aled sing the Welsh national anthem? And is that a ballcock in Dom's pocket or is he just happy to see you? Come one and all to listen to Part 1 of...Escape The Post-Vaccination House!
Feb 07, 2021•35 min•Season 2Ep. 178
This is a goodun this one. I think you'll enjoy it. Join Danny, Alan and Jon as they escape the clinical confines of one of Pfizer/Biontech's finest and most evil testing centres. Marvel as they 'murfff' their way out of tube purgatory! Wonder as they catch up on popular figures of hate! Feel superior as they ignore metal bars and forget what centrifuges are! By the way - vaccines are great, and probably aren't going to let shadowy billionaires control your mind. They've already got the tabloids...
Jan 31, 2021•40 min•Season 2Ep. 177
Ah, the great outdoors; beautiful flowers, captivating foliage, the wreckage of a sports car in a fountain. Bliss. This week join Jamie, Laura and Mike as they wrestle with Jon's topical Garden puzzle. Why is it topical?....we'll get to that. Will Jamie nail a Deep South accent? Will Q's identity finally be revealed? Will Laura finally call time on her first marriage? Tune in, find out! And as always, if you want to make our day, why not join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Face...
Jan 24, 2021•44 min•Season 2Ep. 176
This week Aled, Chris, and Mike find themselves in a shopping mall - after hours of course! They just miss a familiar character who manages to help them out anyway. What will Aled begrudge not doing earlier? Does Chris' body paint actually help? What will Mike put in his water pistol? Time penalties, stacking blocks, and answers to the above can be found in this weeks episode! P.S. Ben would like to send a huge thanks to Hill Burton for supplying some beer for the episode, and to apologise for h...
Jan 17, 2021•32 min•Season 2Ep. 174
Happy new year! Or at least ... New Year! The world may still be teetering on the brink of collapse, but heck we're still publishing episodes so it can't all be bad right? Join Mike, Chris, Jon and Bailey as they escape sneaky Danny's mind bending Roomyroomyroomroom! Can you figure out the twist? We certainly can't...embarrassingly. And as always, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook? You know you want to....
Jan 10, 2021•40 min•Season 2Ep. 175
Iiiit's Chriiiiistmaaaaaas! Well actually it's boxing day - but who's keeping track at the moment? And you're getting it a day early, that's a cheeky lump in the stocking if you know what I mean. (This is part 3 of our 3 part Christmas Special - if you haven't already, why not listen to part 1 (the past) and part 2 (the present) ? Join us for the spectacular conclusion to our Christmas Carol special series, where our Scrooges find themselves in a terrible future, facing up to their dreadful fest...
Dec 26, 2020•41 min•Season 2Ep. 173
It's that time of year again! And boy do we have a show for you. Or rather three shows. For we have faithfully recreated Charles Dickens' classic Christmas tale "A Christmas Carol." We have our Scrooge(s), we have our Ghosts. Join us as Tony, Alan, Bailey and Anna get taught the error of their ways! Will Tony make foodie history? What is Mrs Cratchet cooking? How might Alan violate some guests? Will Fred remember his lines? Settle down with with some festive pud, and find out! If you like the ep...
Dec 25, 2020•27 min•Season 2Ep. 172
It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. It was the other novel- It's that time of year again! And boy do we have a show for you. Or rather three shows. For we have faithfully recreated Charles Dickens' classic Christmas tale "A Christmas Carol." We have our Scrooge(s), we have our Ghost*. Join us as Tony, Alan, Bailey and Anna get taught the error of their ways! Will Bailey find a use for the chamber pot? Will Anna remember how to pronounce her own beer? Will Alan ever manage to tem...
Dec 20, 2020•34 min•Season 2Ep. 171
This week, Mike and Ben are joined by Amanda, Errol, Mike (a different Mike) and Ruby from the Room Escape Divas podcast , escaping from Andrew Lloyd Webber's threats in a hip and trendy cat cafe! Will Errol get a cup of coffee, or will it be matcha? Will Amanda break something with a cupcake? Will Mike and Ruby manage to solve a puzzle while also being fab parents? TIFO! P.S. The theme for this episode was requested by our first Escape Boss Tier patreon, Ryann. Hope you liked it Ryann! If you l...
Dec 13, 2020•52 min•Season 2Ep. 170
It's another cheeky Glassless chaps mini, this time coming from your boy, sweet Danny Nicholls, sharing his love of the brown stuff with the creamy topper if you know what I mean wink wink. If you like these cheeky minis, let us know on the Twitters , or at Facebook .
Dec 09, 2020•7 min•Season 2Ep. 169
Yes you read that right! Today Katie, Mike and Chris escape the most exotic Escape Room location of all. An actual Escape Room. We've come full circle. It don't get more meta than this! Will Jon ever open his front door again? Will Katie overcome her suspicion of holes? Will Chris ever wash off the invisible ink? Tune in, and find out!
Dec 05, 2020•40 min•Season 2Ep. 168
Aled, Chris, and Danny fall out of our DnD mini-series and back into a fortune tellers tent!? Does Chris' frustration multiply? Why is Danny feeling tingly? Will Aled finally get a fast-food burger? Tune into this special Patreon suggested episode and find out! If you too want to become a Patreon and suggest an episode, head over to patreon.com/TheInfiniteEscapeRoom
Nov 29, 2020•29 min•Season 2Ep. 167
IT'S THE FOURTH AND FINAL PAAAART! You know the score - if you haven't listened to the other episodes then whiz back and give them a schwiz. It will all make much more sense. Here's: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Join our merry band as they conclude their fangrobulous premier adventure: Jamie - Our noble GM and high quality prop photoshopper Tony - Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen, the aunty in sensible shoes (Emma) Bailey - Half Ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones, so full of rage she might need a little sleep Ben...
Nov 25, 2020•1 hr 13 min•Season 2Ep. 166
PART 3 BABY OOH YEAH If you haven't listened to Parts 1&2 then slow down cowboy! Give them a listen first and this whole crazy kahoot will make sense. Last time we found ourselves murdering the local wildlife in search of Pilchard Pete, with a tame goblin in tow. Rejoin us as we stand at the entrance to some sort of deliniated tomb, with: Jamie - Our noble GM and goblin impersonator Tony - Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen, cockney flower (Emma) Bailey - Half Ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones, the bos...
Nov 22, 2020•1 hr 12 min•Season 2Ep. 165
Iiiit's Part 2 of our Dungeons and Dragons Special! If you haven't listened to Part 1 then hold your horses! Everything will make a whole lot more sense if you give it a listen first :) Last time we found ourselves dropped in to a fantasy world, slapped with new identities: Jamie - Our noble GM and owner of a seductive barmaid impersonation Tony - Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen, and stealthy watcher of old men (Emma) Bailey - Half Ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones, and the bane of slow table service Be...
Nov 18, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Season 2Ep. 164
Iiiit's Part 1 of our Dungeons and Dragons Special! We've been making escape rooms for over two years now, so we jumped at the opportunity when the lovely Jamie Gibbs from the Armchair Escapist offered to give us a fortnight off to play a short escaperoom adjacent D&D campaign, with puzzles, goblin abductions, and nice bread. So join... Jamie - Our noble GM and master of a thousand rustic voices Tony - Experienced D&D player, consumer of birthday beer, and the Masonry obsessed Dwarf Rogu...
Nov 15, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 163
Join Aled, Laura, and Tony in escaping Parthenon Security Ltd! Ben takes up from where Jon left off, using as many props left in the room as possible. Will Laura find the power to light the way? Can Aled's stature be of any assistance? And what details almost escape Tony? Find out these, any many more things in this weeks episode of The Infinite Escape Room!
Nov 08, 2020•27 min•Season 2Ep. 161
Have you ever asked yourself what sort of bread you'd be? You haven't!? Well, what better time then now, or, if not now, in the middle of an Escape Room. Against the clock. And if that hasn't wet your whistle... Will Ben finally accept that the week starts on Monday? Will Mike baldly go where no man has gone before? Will Danny be the sensible boi? Will Jon ever write a puzzle that can actually be solved in the allotted time? Tune in and find out! And as always, if you want to make our day, why n...
Nov 01, 2020•44 min•Season 2Ep. 162
This week Aled, Laura, and Mike attempt to escape Ben's technically challenging Megadome. Will Mike play chicken? Does Aled get into a sticky situation? Can Laura's culinary prowess help them escape? Tune in and find out in this weeks The Infinite Escape Room! P.S. We used Cheerful Manners" by Tim Beek (timbeek.com) You might find this recipe delicious: https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/sticky-citrus-sponge-cake And Aled mentioned Buttery Biscuit Base - how could we not include a link to it!? ...
Oct 25, 2020•30 min•Season 2Ep. 160
You know what's great? FRIENDS. The having of them, and the homages to. If either of those prospects tickle your biscuit then this tasty new episode from Tony is going to be right up your cul-de-sac. Why not join us as we: Marvel as Jon missing the blindingly obvious references! Wonder at Sam's sound and plumbing setup! Nod knowingly at Bailey's James Earl Jones knowledge! Giggle sympathetically at Tony's noble efforts to keep the recording on track! And as always, if you want to make our day, w...
Oct 18, 2020•38 min•Season 2Ep. 159
