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The Howling Salt Mine

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A comedy/advice podcast reading salty stories from the Magic the Gathering community.
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Episodes

HSM 102: MH3 Hype, Morphin' Salt, and Elijah's Deepest Betrayal

Welcome to Episode 102! In today's episode, we talk about rewinding a morph flip to allow a counter spell, feeling pubstomped when you haven't played any cards by turn 5, and one player's first salty experience against a certain hobbit. Also Modern Horizon 3 excitement and hot citrus. And yes, there was a bird stuck in the mine for this one. Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site ! HSM playmats from our friends at Jank Mats ! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsal...

May 30, 20241 hr 20 minEp. 105

HSM 101: Bidets, Trade Hoorays, and Repercussive Plays

Welcome to Episode 101! In today's (cursed) episode, we talk about dealing with the Repercussions of your decisions, a secret sugar break about brotherly trades, and a player kicked from a discord for raging too often. We also preamble ramble about bidets. A lot. This episode is so cursed. Also secret Marvel weebs, Pai Gao, and the next Secret Lair collab?? Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site ! HSM playmats from our friends at Jank Mats ! Email your salty stories ...

May 23, 20241 hr 14 minEp. 104

HSM 100: Totally Not A Guest Episode...

EPISODE 100 IS HERE! And we couldn't be less prepared... I really wish we had come up with something fun and exciting for this huge milestone, but we didn't. I guess we might as well do some housekeeping in the mine since we have the time. That front door hasn't been closing all the way. If we did plan something, it would probably include some amazing returning guests like: Mike Carrozza from Am I The Bolcast Joe Johnson from Table Top Jocks Tyler from Play to Win Ken Baumann Comedian MTG Lua St...

May 16, 20242 hr 18 minEp. 103

HSM 99: Stolen Doomsday, Seussisalt, and a Salt Inferno

Welcome to Episode 99! Tony is away so Pat is in the mine cart with us today! In today's episode, we talk about stomping K'rrik, a rare sugar break about finding playgroups, and a salty story about a tournament gone wrong that earns a full scholarship from us. We also preamble ramble about coffee shop games, YuGiOh, and table top miniatures! Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site ! HSM playmats from our friends at Jank Mats ! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsal...

May 09, 20241 hr 32 minEp. 102

HSM 98: With CovertGoBlue! Local Gaming Salt and Precon Fury

Welcome to Episode 98! We are so excited to have our friend CovertGoBlue join us in the mine today! In today's episode, we talk about a player embodying the evil of his Sauron deck, a player that refuses to clarify their board state, and a small LGS full of BIG salt. We also rehash Sam's turn 1 Static Orb from CGB's first cEDH game and the unstoppable power of Rock Hydra! Also go check out a bonus Salty Story over on CovertGoBlue's YouTube channel along with all of the other fantastic content he...

May 02, 20241 hr 39 minEp. 101

HSM 97: Impish Deals, In That Case, and Pursuit of the Thing

Welcome to Episode 97! Nick hops in the minecart as Tony finishes up his musical duties. In today's episode, we talk about some classic salt of deal loopholes, changing targets after you've picked them, and when your friends stop you from "doing the thing" but the thing involves obliterating their board states. Also new playgroups, attractions are lame, and I have over 300 confirmed... Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site ! HSM playmats from our friends at Jank Mat...

Apr 25, 20241 hr 7 minEp. 100

HSM 96: The Punt City 3 Recap Special

Welcome to Episode 96! In today's episode, we take a break from our typical content as Mike and Sam talk about their time at Punt City 3, the recent cEDH tournament held in Pennsylvania. Join us as we talk about our experiences in the tournament, the decks we played (Sisay all day), and all the fun we had that weekend. Also stax salt, tiny dice, and ew brother ew! Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site ! HSM playmats from our friends at Jank Mats ! Email your salty s...

Apr 18, 20241 hr 17 minEp. 99

HSM 95: Canceled Events, Nephew's Betrayal, and City Corn

Welcome to Episode 95! In today's episode, we talk about when an LGS cancels the game night for your fave format, when your nephew teams up to destroy you, and a crazy combo to remove a commander permanently. Also Legos and CORN. Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site ! HSM playmats from our friends at Jank Mats ! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our social media pages on our Linktree! Check out our Moxfield! Podcast art by ...

Apr 11, 20241 hr 14 minEp. 98

HSM 94: Priority Tricks, Fourth Player, and Save Toxrill!

Welcome to Episode 94! Tony is away so Sam and Mike will play! And by play, we mean talk about anime and manga for 10 minutes (we swear this is a Magic The Gathering podcast!) In today's episode, we talk about saving another player's toxic commander, incorrect rules with priority leading to a cheeky blowout, and when you're the fourth wheel in a pod. Also JJK powers are weird and so is Fergie. Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site ! HSM playmats from our friends at ...

Apr 04, 20241 hr 11 minEp. 97

HSM 93: Pre-Salted, Common Deer, and No Hope

Welcome to Episode 93! In today's episode, we talk about what happens when you don't read your cards and your opponent is already salty, stealing cards and generating salt, and when your friends take away your only shred of hope. Also Sisay deckbuilding, an elusive Bolas, and Odric does what?? Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site ! HSM playmats from our friends at Jank Mats ! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our social med...

Mar 28, 20241 hr 16 minEp. 96

HSM 92: Speech Play 101, Razor Thin Margins, and Two-Headed Misplay

Welcome to Episode 92! In today's episode, we talk about the basics of politics in EDH, a weird interaction with an LGS owner, and when two heads still aren't better than one. Also ramen, both vs bolth, and Sam had a Red Bull right before the show. Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site ! HSM playmats from our friends at Jank Mats ! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our social media pages on our Linktree! Check out our Moxfie...

Mar 21, 20241 hr 9 minEp. 95

HSM 91: Salty Tales: Chicago Style

Welcome to Episode 91! We're doing something a little different today with our first ever episode of Salty Tales! While we were at MagicCon Chicago, we walked around the convention floor and asked people "What makes you salty?", and we recorded all of the responses! So today, we are going through as many of these answers as we can in a lightning round of salty tales. From extra turns to late game board wipes to the evils of landfall, we cover it all. We had a lot of fun making this episode, and ...

Mar 14, 20241 hr 24 minEp. 94

HSM 90: The MagicCon Chicago Recap Special!

Welcome to Episode 90! It's the MagicCon Chicago Recap Special! In today's episode, we are joined by Nick as we talk about our experience at MagicCon Chicago! Join us as we go day by day and talk about the games we played, the people we met, and the overall experience of this convention. Thank you so much to all the prospectors at the convention that played games with us, had us sign things, wore our merch, or even just said hi in passing. You all made this such a special experience for us. Also...

Mar 07, 20241 hr 46 minEp. 93

HSM 89: Deflecting Cheater, That Ring Ping, and Wrong Rulings

Welcome to Episode 89! In today's episode, we talk about dealing with a cheater in style, dying from your own powerful cards, and when your local "aspiring judge" can't seem to get a rule right. Sam also talks about his experience at SCG Con Hartford from the highs of interesting cEDH tech to the lows of karmic backlash. Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site ! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our social media pages on our L...

Feb 29, 20241 hr 10 minEp. 92

HSM 88: With the Legendary Creature Podcast! House Rules and Void Mirrors

Welcome to Episode 88! The mine cart is full today as we welcome our first guests of 2024 with Andy and Kyle from the Legendary Creature Podcast! In today's episode, we talk about "sideboarding" silver bullets in EDH, dealing with house rules in an already miserable 8-player game, and a salt lord who spoke a big game and got what he deserved. Also storm turn bathroom breaks, santaria rock band, and some LC Podcast lore! Go check out the Legendary Creature Podcast! Legendary Creature Podcast Webs...

Feb 22, 20241 hr 40 minEp. 91

HSM 87: Fight Salt with Salt, That One Guy, and Proxy Punishment

Welcome to Episode 87! In today's episode, we talk about pubstomping the pubstomper, that one guy that takes a three player game way too seriously, and an LGS that doesn't approve of custom tokens. We also talk comfort shows and Simian Horse Fish. Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site ! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our social media pages on our Linktree! Check out our Moxfield! Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett!...

Feb 15, 20241 hr 18 minEp. 90

HSM 86: Splintering Lands, My Deck is Better, and a Grumpy Noob

Welcome to Episode 86! In today's episode, we talk about splintering the meta of your playgroup with a healthy dose of salt, when your opponent loses and still says your deck is bad, and when a new player gets angry at you for helping them out. Also finger carrots, autocorrect, and Tony auditions for another musical. Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site ! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our social media pages on our Linkt...

Feb 08, 20241 hr 23 minEp. 89

HSM 85: Banal Donuts, Banned Burn, and Clunky Cards

Welcome to Episode 85! In today's episode, we talk about a hero delivering vigilante justice to save two excellent friends, a player who was banned for burning the meta, and when you don't want to run a card because it is too clunky. Also, Gullah Gullah Island and American Psycho business cards. Quothe the douche, "I swear my deck never does this." Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site ! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our...

Feb 01, 20241 hr 21 minEp. 88

MagicCon Chicago Announcement!

Hey all! Just a quick announcement from us about MagicCon Chicago! If you didn't catch it on the main feed, we will be at MagicCon Chicago from Feb 23 to 25th, AND we will have exclusive Food Tokens to hand out featuring our new Pizza: The Gathering design! We are also selling a new shirt special for Chicago on our Bonfire site with the new Pizza: The Gathering design! These will be sold in one week campaigns starting today and through the end of February! The shorter campaign means you can orde...

Jan 30, 20245 minEp. 87

HSM 84: Two-Headed Pubstomp, Forgetting, and Dear Old Dad

Welcome to Episode 84! In today's episode, we talk about two players "pubstomping" in a two-headed giant tournament, how forgetting to bring stuff to a game night is the WORST, and someone who is so salty that they yell at your dad. Also, stealing from your friends, elderly lizardfolk, and double slappin'! Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site ! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our social media pages on our Linktree! Check ...

Jan 25, 20241 hr 20 minEp. 86

HSM 83: Law, Order, and Salt

Welcome to Episode 83! In today's episode, the Salt Boys become Salt Justices as we review our first salt rating appeal! Then we talk about how knowing the rules is OP and what happens when your deck gets a bad reputation that you can't shake. Also, the wonders of the didgeridoo and epic Turn 1 plays in cEDH! Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site ! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our social media pages on our Linktree! Che...

Jan 18, 20241 hr 23 minEp. 85

HSM 82: Unintended Infinite, Weighted Clothing, and Brother’s War

Welcome to Episode 82! Tony is away so the Pat will play! Pat is here with us this week! In today's episode, we talk about a player that walked into an infinite combo ending in a draw, when throwing aside your weighted clothing anime-style isn't very exciting, and brotherly love with brotherly salt. We also talk about Timeless, caving, and the toxic meta of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site ! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@...

Jan 11, 20241 hr 19 minEp. 84

HSM 81: Disregard Deals. Acquire Value.

Welcome to Episode 81 and Happy New Year! The Salt Boys kick off this episode with some podcast resolutions for the new year. Thank you to everyone who helped us grow in 2023. We have big plans for 2024! In today's episode, we talk about a salty scooper who leaves in a hurry, a double deal with a double cross, and a 5 player game that ended in a drawn out value grind. Mike also tells us why Phyrexian Arena sucks. Also Sam designed a playmat for the Tropic Thunder cEDH tournament put on by our fr...

Jan 04, 20241 hr 36 minEp. 83

HSM 80: With The Mind Sculptors! Diners, Drive-Ins, and Mom can you pick me up?

Welcome to Episode 80! Callahan and Ian of The Mind Sculptors are with us today! (More like the Mine Sculptors amiright?) Welcome back to the mine, Ian! In today's episode, we talk about a player that scooped from their LGS by crewing Mom's Minivan, a salty confessional between friends with a dash of slivers, and whether humor really does help with salt or not. Callahan also treats us to some Flash Hulk history. Also, Stone Cold Jane Austen and all of Mike's islands don't untap. GO CHECK OUT MOR...

Dec 28, 20231 hr 39 minEp. 82

HSM 79: Lost in Value, Laptop Fling, and Abaddon’s Jitte

Welcome to Episode 79! Who is that on the rooftop??? It's Santa! Well not really... but the holidays have the Gremlin Boys in high spirits as Mike tries to rein us in. In today's episode, we talk about a player who decided to go for value over the win and cascaded into salt, a friend group torn asunder like so many scattered electronics, and a playgroup with tunnel-vision and a penchant for not outlining deals. Also: Cher ornaments, Flanderization, The Family Stone, and you still owe me those do...

Dec 21, 20231 hr 15 minEp. 81

HSM 78: A Saga of Salt, Tub Faucets, and Hypergeometric Land

Welcome to Episode 78! In today's episode, we read a saga of cEDH salt from a salty city, talk about mana bases and hypergeometric distribution calculators, and discuss a story where a dad couldn't get away from a salt lord that cried Real Tears (tm). Sam even tells a saga of his own about replacing his tub faucet. Also you should just mulligan. You're not going to draw that one land you need. Stay Salty ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site ! Email your salty stories to thehow...

Dec 14, 20231 hr 26 minEp. 80

HSM 77: With Moderately Anonymous MTG! Un-Card Flicks and Spite Pacts

Welcome to Episode 77! Today we are joined by our friend Dan, aka Moderately Anonymous MTG! In today's episode, we talk about encounters with a salty Un-card, a potentially spiteful Pact of Negation in a cEDH game, and playing against a tired Nekusar player that has run out of patience. We also talk about being a stickler for the rules and why Shivan Gorge is actually really good and cool. Long Live Pony Pod! Go check out more content from Moderately Anonymous MTG! Youtube: https://www.youtube.c...

Dec 07, 20231 hr 20 minEp. 79

HSM 76: With Nitpicking Nerds! Hate the Hug and the $1 Deck

Welcome to Episode 76! Today we are joined by the Nitpicking Nerds, Mia and Beezy! Tony couldn't make this one, but the mine cart is nice and full today. In today's episode, we talk about someone who insists that group hug is "casual" while playing a deck that is anything but, a player dealing with some frustrating playgroup dynamics and poorly timed spells, and a spelltable deck stacker who scoops in rage! We also talk about $20 decks, $10 decks, and the mythical $1 deck! The frustrations of So...

Nov 30, 20231 hr 35 minEp. 78

HSM 75: The MTG Summit Recap Special

Welcome to Episode 75! It's the MTG Summit Recap Special! Our episode today strays from our typical format as the Salty Boys recap their experience at the MTG Summit convention in Salt Lake City. We talk about the games we played, the salt we experienced, and all the awesome people that we met! We also recount Mike and Sam's harrowing trip to Salt Lake City, all of us drafting the Mental Misplay Cube, and the ups and downs of the cEDH tournament for Nick and Mike. We had an awesome time at this ...

Nov 23, 20231 hr 40 minEp. 77

HSM 74: Basalty Monolith, Gloating, and Kyle

Welcome to Episode 74! This episode was recorded live at MTG Summit, and we have our buddy Nick along for the ride with us today. In today's episode, we talk about a problem player named Kyle, when twiddling your basalt monolith goes wrong, and gloating hard in front of your friends. We also chat a bit about the Summit convention, but we are saving most of that for the upcoming Summit recap episode. We also talk about hashafrashaing your food when it is too hot and the proper grammar for ETB. St...

Nov 16, 20231 hr 11 minEp. 76
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