Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 2011 film Drive Angry. You'll hear the hosts discuss how this is the first of five Nicolas Cage movies they'll do in a row, how much Shantz and Chu like this terrible movie, and exactly what the hell was going on when they filmed an action scene that takes place during intercourse. You heard me.
Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 1973 film The Sting. You'll hear whether or not Shantz keeps his Teachable Moment record in tact, how much the language of the con has been able to be followed by your hosts, and you just may hear Chu thank Shantz for his tireless efforts in making her a better person through movies.
Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 2000 film The Skulls. They talk about how not at all secret the secret societies are in this movie, how very 2000 the music in this movie time stamps the film forever, and the heavy importance of rule 119 B... Line 15 is for the characters in this magnificently stupid story.
Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 1999 film Chill Factor. They talk about the wisdom of creating a military scapegoat but then letting him out of prison, whether the villain is a captain, major, colonel, or all three, the relative ease with which our heroes are willing to kill people, and exactly what the hell is going on with the municipal dollars in the state of Montana.
It's awards season! Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss and decide on this years nominations for The How Dare You Awards but first you'll hear Shantz tell Chu everything he's learned about her during their many discussions over the last twenty episodes. Enjoy!
Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 1997 film Face/Off. You'll hear them talk about the fleeting science involved in this movie, how they try to wrap their brains around talking about Travolta/Cage and Cage/Travolta, how the filthy crimes of Castor Troy are sprinkled throughout the movie which include his mustache, murdering a child, sexually harassing office co-workers and parishioners among many others, and exactly how worried Chu is as to the representation of each character's true cardio ab...
Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 2012 movie This Means War. You'll hear Shantz argue that at least Hudson Hawk was aware it was a ridiculous movie and that this movie doesn't understand what is, Chu will stick up for this movie, kind of, how they both revel in a character named Jenkins being yelled at, and the gross misuse of federal dollars that this movie supposes.
It's April Fool's Day so listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 1991 film Hudson Hawk. You'll hear the eternal disappointment of Shantz as he realizes Chu hates one of his favorite bad movies, they'll argue back and forth as to the merits of the movie, and Shantz will continually ask Chu what about this great scene, and that great line, and this great thing culminating in Shantz announcing that Chu is simply watching the movie wrong.
Listen as Shantz and Chu talk about the 2007 film Lars and the Real Girl. This is Chu's third teachable moment and you'll hear just how much she enjoyed this movie, her favorite moments from the film, and you might even here her thank Shantz for opening her eyes to this great movie.
Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 2005 film Stealth. You'll hear them talk about what a CGI mess this movie is, how the only character in the movie with an arc is the evil computer plane, the numerous war crimes the characters commit, and their overall distaste for this 2001 wannabe.
Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 2020 film Dolittle. They talk about how they knew they were in trouble at the very beginning of this movie, ponder how it's possible that so much talent said yes to this movie, whether or not Michael Sheen is the best or the worst thing in the movie, and how we knew we had hit rock bottom by the time a dragon colonoscopy came about in the story.
Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 2005 film Man of the House. They talk about how this movie can be truly terrible but not make you that mad at it, how the Texas Rangers don't seem to know what protective custody means, whether or not a sworn officer should date while on the job, and the value of a dance off between Longhorn cheerleaders and Cedric the Entertainer. Enjoy!
Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 2009 film My Bloody Valentine in 3D. They talk about how late in the game Chu realizes this movie was in 3D, the delicious nature of this movie and it's first big murder scene, how much Chu disapproves of below average husbands, and what, if anything, this movie has to do with Valentine's Day.
Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 1987 film Ishtar. Shantz describes his affinity for this former train wreck and seems to have Chu somewhat convinced this movie is not as bad as people think, Chu tells us of her distress in watching the blind camel struggle throughout this movie, they both attempt to come together to sing four lines from the movie with very mixed results, and they discuss a kickstarter for troubled camels.
Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 1988 film Midnight Run that Chu had never seen. They find out if Chu likes this movie as much as Shantz thinks she should, they discuss Robert DeNiro as a comedian, talk about the dead pan delivery of Charles Grodin, and Chu asks if thousand dollar bills are real.
Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 2004 film Van Helsing. They discuss the sheer number of grievances they have for this movie, how terrible Van Helsing seems to be at everything he does, what a sad sack Dracula is, the terrible number of gross sacks the vampire wives have apparently given birth to, and whether or not this movie ends with afterlife cloud sex.
Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 1992 film Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot. They air grievances but not as many as they probably should have, talk about how overbearing mom is, the comedic prowess of Sylvester Stallone, and how the bad guys are always committing terribly stupid crimes.
Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 2003 film Gigli. They marvel at the sheer depth of not so good this movie manages, discuss how a talented director got the shaft and quit Hollywood after completing the film, ponder exactly how inappropriate a main character is, and manage to figure out exactly who is to blame for this movie.
Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 1998 film Almost Heroes. They air their grievances, of which there are many along with their few positive points, Chu describes her severe negative reaction, they were both surprised to see the number of talented people working to make this terrible movie, and Shantz can not forgive the title of this movie based on how the movie ends.
Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 1998 film Godzilla. They air some heavy grievances against this movie, talk about how the filmmakers broke every rule given to them by the Toyo company, the sheer amount of rain involved in the picture, and what they think of baby Zillas hatching inside of Madison Square Garden.
Happy New Year! Listen to the first teachable moment for Chu as she and Shantz discuss the classic 1975 film Jaws. Shantz couldn't speak upon hearing that Chu had never seen Jaws and decided this would be the first How Dare You teachable moment. They find out if Chu loves or leaves this classic movie, discuss the harrowing experience for the cast and crew while filming the movie, and ponder the nature of men as seen through the three classic characters that drive this all time great movie. Smile...
Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 1988 film Action Jackson. They agree completely as they air their grievances, talk about how bad a detective Jackson appears to be, how mismatched a Detroit police detective is with a singing junkie with not quite a heart of gold, and repeatedly refer to the magical murder magicians.
Listen as Shantz and Chu give you a bonus episode for Christmas, the 2019 film Black Christmas! You'll hear why they were inspired to bring this gift to you, how this movie has an enormous agenda the filmmakers clearly wish to beat you about the head with, how we switch gender roles in our interpretation of this movie, and how often we call each other terrible people. Merry Christmas!
Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 1985 film Commando. They vehemently disagree as to the quality of this movie, talk about how much Rae Dawn Chong does for the comedy of the film, and finally come together and agree to the magic of the end of this movie which includes Arnold in skimpy clothing which Chu loves, Arnold dodging and shooting bullets which they both love, and a strangely sexual knife battle which leaves them both confused but delighted.
Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 2000 film Vertical Limit. They discuss they ridiculous opening of this movie in which we see a close up dad death, come up with t-shirt ideas that include strapping on the nitro, how the plan for a murderer to return to his murder scene on top of K2 was unwise, and the strange song game the Garrett sibling take part in during this movie.
Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 1999 film Deep Blue Sea. They discuss how they both have few grievances against this movie, what about it works so well and happily discover what movie will be their first teachable moment when Chu upsets Shantz with some startling information.
Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 1998 film Armageddon. They discuss how this film managed to give birth to The How Dare You Awards, air all of their grievances including character shenanigans that include gunplay on an oil platform and trying to make drilling exciting, and talk about the positive points for the movie including the training montage and Bruce Willis saying goodbye.
Who doesn't love a bad movie? We all have movies we hate and movies we love to hate. Listen as Michael Shantz and Michelle Chu introduce you to The How Dare You Podcast! They will discuss The How Dare You Awards, what you can expect from the podcast, and how they will refer to each other throughout the podcast. So join us each Thursday for a new episode of this great new show!
