Francie “Fact-finding” Futterman’s dream has come true. Get ready to absorb a metric ton of information on cubits, cows’ grass, parsecs, and megafonzies. Show Notes Why eggs are sold by the dozen Perfect kilogram International Metrology Day Plugs! The Hourchive: Instagram | Twitter | Facebook Drew: Instagram | Twitter John’s other podcast, Long Weekend...
Mar 13, 2019•1 hr 12 min•Season 23Ep. 338
Our massive Masters of the Universe tribute concludes as we ditch Eternia for the more cerebral environs of Etheria and discover what happens when Hollywood attempts to offset the loss of Orko with an anthropomorphized bucket of fried chicken eating itself. Show Notes He-Man and She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword She-Ra and the Princesses of Power The New Adventures of He-Man New Adventures He-Man design New Adventures Skeletor design 2002-2004 Masters of the Universe series He-Man/Thundercats cros...
Mar 07, 2019•37 min•Season 23Ep. 337
Fabulous secret powers were revealed to us the day we held aloft our magic microphones and said “Let’s talk about He-Man.” Show Notes John (age 2) and his Castle Greyskull The Ottomen: Moss Man Extendar Power of Greyskull: The Definitive History of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe Deregulation of children’s TV He-Man creates glass from sand...
Mar 01, 2019•51 min•Season 23Ep. 337
Show Notes New Percolator feed Revamped TheHourchive.com New Percolator album art Ep #335 | Glass (Marcus Movie Madness) Adam’s Thanos drawing Drew’s Clues | An Hourchive Special Presentation Nick is Really Dumb | An Hourchive Special Presentation Alice Cooper: No More Mr. Nice Guy Ryan Adams Dangled Success. Women Say They Paid a Price | New York Times...
Feb 22, 2019•52 min
We kick off our latest season with the final installment of our get-to-know-your-Hourchive-hosts special presentation as guest Hourchivist Ashley subjects Drew to a gauntlet of ambitious games. Show Notes Get to Know Your Hourchivists: John | Adam | Nick Pizza Power ( Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Coming Out of Their Shells ) World’s biggest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fam The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live at the Disney-MGM Studios Old News or Old Nudes...
Feb 13, 2019•1 hr 7 min
Guest Hourchivist Brian “Cinema Paradiso” Davis welcomes us to the comfortable and impeccably maintained reclining chairs of the Marcus St. Charles 18 Cinema to question the existence of M. Night Shyamalan’s latest cinematic superhero deconstruction. Show Notes D-Box Theater Seats Marcus Theatres 2019 Best Picture Festival Excuse 17: I’d Rather Eat Glass Split explained The creature reveal in Signs Wide Awake poster image Adam’s IMDB profile Marcus Theatres mobile app...
Jan 30, 2019•1 hr 38 min•Season 22Ep. 335
Our month-long celebration of 2018 comes to a close as Nick weaves us through the music we collectively discovered or rediscovered throughout the last 12 months while we walk parallel to the ground with our hands in our pockets. Show Notes The Hourchive’s Best of 2018 Spotify Playlist Euphoria Again: Cinderella (John) Karen O., Michael Kiwanuka: YO! MY SAINT (Nick) Why We Build the Wall (Adam) Hospital Job: Devices Got Designs (Drew) BOAT SHOW: Entreé (John) Matthew Dear, Tegan and Sara: Bad One...
Jan 25, 2019•1 hr 29 min•Season 22Ep. 334
Guest Hourchivist Tony Eighteen returns to help us relive our favorite song-belting, administration-probing, face-breaking, monorail-riding moments of the last year. Show Notes Hadestown Skid Row (Downtown) | Little Shop of Horrors ”Down on SKID—” Little Shop of Horrors (1986) original ending Hamilton’s America documentary Duane Eddy: Bobbie Celtic Invasion (WWE) Ep #306 WrestleMania Becky Lynch and the Smackdown Women’s Division invade Monday Night Raw Bender vs. The Foreigner ( Futurama ) Sid ...
Jan 18, 2019•1 hr 16 min•Season 22Ep. 333
Our look back at 2018 somehow starts in the Spiderverse and stretches all the way back to Adam's first comic book. In between we'll delete the internet while simultaneously celebrating the best meme of the past year. Show Notes Amazing Spider-Man #131 cover Drew’s Spider-Man costume series Ultimate Spider-Man #1 cover Long Weekend ”The Booty” photo...
Jan 11, 2019•1 hr 3 min•Season 22Ep. 332
From our family to yours, happy holidays.
Dec 21, 2018•3 min
Nick and John test the limits of their cohost relationship with a Christmas shopping season trip to everyone’s favorite Swedish temple of tax evasion, where they discuss how to avoid eye contact with people you know, why urban living is a growing movement, and which countries regularly eat horses. Show Notes Ep #04 | Toy Stores IKEA catalog scene in Fight Club Planet Hollywood St. Louis grand opening IKEA Hackers 19 Behind-the-Scenes Secret of IKEA Employees Nick and John try out an IKEA shower ...
Dec 13, 2018•56 min•Season 22Ep. 331
Show Notes Toastmasters Whose Line is it Anyway? Improv podcasts: Comedy Bang Bang! improv4humans Off Book Spontaneanation Nicole Parker IO (improv olympic) Stanislavski’s “the system” Viola Spolin SCTV Comedy Sportz Don’t Think Twice PLUGS The Improv Shop That 90s Shop Viral Signs: Understanding HIV Medication Use...
Dec 07, 2018
Make yours Marvel and join a full crew this week for a totally tasteful and not in any way exploitative tribute to the most profitable screen presence in history (and also the guy who changed comics forever). Show Notes JT Music: With Great Power Armie Hammer’s dumb tweets How to Draw Comics the Marvel Way Pryde of the X-Men Stan Lee Mallrats cameo Key and Peele Stan Lee skit Podcast: The Ride: What the hell is going on in Anaheim? Rob Liefeld Levis 501 commercial...
Nov 29, 2018•1 hr 2 min•Season 22Ep. 329
Kill some time while the turkey cooks as we dig up some classic Hourchive conversations, including two from the same episode. Show Notes Kirkwood-Webster Groves Turkey Day Game Ep #210 | Holidays Ep #289 | Parades...
Nov 21, 2018•32 min•Season 22Ep. 328
OPEN THE FANTASYLAND CASTLE IN THE NAME OF THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD… and join John and Drew for a land-by-land walk through the Happiest Place on Earth as they share personal reflections, dole (whip) out random trivia that may or may not be accurate, and plug other, better, theme park podcasts. Show Notes Ep #31 | Theme Parks (Disney) The Advent Calendar House Podcast Muppet Vision 3D Thunder Mesa and the Western River Expedition Disneyland entrance plaque Disneyland Fire Dept. ”Partners” statu...
Nov 15, 2018•1 hr 35 min•Season 22Ep. 327
Join us this week in the Hourchive hotbox as we go from dank to stank, determine the difference between a blunt and spliff, and play a new game called Toke, Soak, or Smoke (on the Water). Show Notes Ep #286 | Murderers Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue ”I lost a sai!” Old D.A.R.E. song Cream: White Room...
Nov 07, 2018•1 hr 16 min•Season 22Ep. 326
Awesome Spooky Month 2018 concludes with a celebration spanning the entire history (er, HISTORY) of Halloween, from guising for good fortune to partying with skeletal pandas. Come trick or treat with us; no jokes required. Show Notes Ep #321 | The Halloween Franchise Killing Joke: Eighties Ep #46 | Trick-or-Treating Harry Nilsson: I’d Rather Be Dead Drew’s wizard costume 45 Grave: Partytime (Zombie Version) Adam and Drew in costume through the years: Joker and the Doctor | Borg and Casey Jones |...
Oct 31, 2018•1 hr 23 min•Season 22Ep. 325
Would you give a spider a high-five? Awesome Spooky Month continues as Adam weaves of web of fascinating facts and anecdotes regarding the most infamous of creepy crawlies, Nick kindly tortures one the most antagonistic arachnids around, and John is seized with fear, awe, and disgust. Show Notes Oingo Boingo: Spider Spider scene from The Mist Nick’s spider video Camel spider photo They Might Be Giants: Spider Enemy ending...
Oct 26, 2018•1 hr 9 min•Season 22Ep. 324
It’s a killer thriller tonight in the Hourchive as we compile another collection of spooky tunes for your seasonal pleasure. Show Notes Previous Awesome Spooky Mixtapes: 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 Beach Bums: Spookylust The Cure: Lullaby Cobra Man: Bad Feeling The Beatles: Helter Skelter David Bowie: Running Gun Blues They Might Be Giants: The Darlings of Lumberland The Hellstroms: I Come Out All Night Night Birds: Can’t Get Clean Zombina and the Skeletones: I Hate Humans Lou Reed: Halloween Para...
Oct 18, 2018•1 hr 1 min•Season 22Ep. 323
Gather ‘round our cauldron for a strange brew of history, humor, and references to grilled cheese sandwiches as Drew and John embark on a broomstick tour of witchery. Show Notes Matilda Joslyn Gage: Woman, Church, and State Canon Episcopi Malleus Maleficarum Giles Corey pressed to death Witch cake The Sonics: The Witch A Very British Witchcraft documentary on Gerald Gardner John Travolta introduces “Adele Dazeem” Wicked / Frozen similarities Kristin Chenoweth and Idina Menzel: Defying Gravity ( ...
Oct 12, 2018•1 hr 16 min•Season 22Ep. 322
We’ve spent 10 movies trying to reach him and 40 years trying to keep him locked up, but tonight The Shape stalks the Hourchive as we prepare for the latest installment with a comprehensive overview of all things Halloween . Don’t forget to wear your masks. Show Notes The Halloween Franchise (Wikipedia) Moustapha Akkad Silver Shamrock commercial ( Halloween III ) The Thorn cult symbol Jamie becomes the Shape ( Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers ) Halloween 6 Producer’s Cut Sympathy for Mic...
Oct 04, 2018•1 hr 13 min•Season 22Ep. 321
We’re taking a little break between seasons; here’s why.
Sep 07, 2018•1 min
The Visitors are not your friends... but John and Adam are, and this week they're recalling all of the forked-tongue, bare-chested, jaw-dislodging, laser-firing, alien-baby-birthing delights of the greatest alien invasion story ever. Show Notes Sinclair Lewis: It Can't Happen Here The Visitors arrive Willie (Robert Englund) Diana eats a guinea pig Donovan unmasks a Visitor Donovan meets Martin Julie unmasks John on TV Robin gives birth LJN Enemy Visitor figure V lunch box Robin gasses Brian Prom...
Aug 30, 2018•56 min•Season 21Ep. 320
This week finds former King Creeper, and current Hourchive host Nick in the hot seat. Previous guest Hourchivist, Angie, acts as emcee putting Nick to the test with segments old and new. Is Nick really dumb, as the title states? There's only one way to find out. Show Notes Nick Main's twitter
Aug 23, 2018
Adam finds himself all alone this week...or does he? Listen in as he's tested like never before. Can he convince (goodnight)Kelly to do ANYthing? There's only one way to find out. Show Notes Kelly with cats Follow the Hourchive: Instagram | Twitter | Facebook
Aug 17, 2018
With the Hourchive to themselves this week, John jumps in the hate seat as guest Hourchivist Chelsea moderates an exploration of the enduring appeal of Ethan Hawke, the flavorless nature of M&Ms, the indifference of France, the emotional vacancy of The Shawshank Redemption , and the corresponding Disney Fab Five counterparts to the Queer Eye Fab Five. Take the quiz! Show Notes The Misfits: Some Kinda Hate Cherokee Beach Chester, Illinois Popeye Character Trail Follow the Hourchive: Instagram...
Aug 08, 2018•1 hr 3 min
It's back, and it's angry. Join us in the Hourchive trailer (watch your head) and catch up on the traileriest trailers to come out of the 2018 San Diego Comicc-Con. Show Notes Trailing On (2015 Comic-Con Edition) Ep #225 | Trailing On (2016 Comic-Con Edition) Aquaman trailer trailer Aquaman trailer Titans trailer Shazam trailer Venom trailer 2 Godzilla: King of the Monsters trailer Godzilla (1998) teaser Psycho trailer The Bad Seed trailer Strange Days trailer Disenchantment trailer...
Aug 03, 2018•1 hr 13 min•Season 21Ep. 319
Can you read my mind?
Jul 26, 2018•3 min
From scene-setting opening credits themes to the fist-pumping anthems that power the most memorable montage sequences, we've gathered a few of our favorite songs written specifically for movies and spliced them together for your own personal Hourchive soundtrack. Show Notes 1. Rainbow Connection - Kermit the Frog (The Muppet Movie) 2. Across 110th St. - Bobby Womack (Across 110th Street) 3. Scotty Doesn't Know - Lustra (Eurotrip) 4. You're the Best (Around) - Joe Esposito (The Karate Kid) 5. Roc...
Jul 25, 2018•55 min•Season 21Ep. 318
Your order is going to take a little extra time. Could you please pull up to the white line? While you're waiting, enjoy this occasionally cantankerous look at America's greatest contribution to dining. Oh, and can we get an extra sauce packet? Show Notes National Drive-Thru Day Continental Life Building drive-thru Red's Giant Hamburg McSki Car seat prank guy The Dana Carvey Show drive-thru skit Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Taco Bell toys...
Jul 19, 2018•1 hr 14 min•Season 21Ep. 317