5.1 Merp and Burble

Large private house, 4 bedroom, 3 bath on 10 acres in a desert mountain valley. Stargaze from the bedroom skylight or relax with a drink on the private wraparound patio. House MUST BE LEFT IN SAME CONDITION YOU FOUND IT, NO SMOKING, DO NOT MOVE THE FURNITURE, ALL LAUNDRY AND DISHES MUST BE DONE TO SATISFACTION OR YOU RISK LOSING YOUR DEPOSITS. $750 a night. Something slick and harsh plats and skitters in the dark. No one knows where it came from or what it is, but it knows how to get in and it will eat anything. Key is under the mat. CW: Themes of horror and death Support Our Show at Patreon.com/TheHotel Join the official Discord Server Transcript Created and Produced by Travis McMaster and Mark Whitten The Manager - Kelly Nienaltowski The Lobby Boy - Mark Whitten The Owner - Graham Rowat And Christa Lewis Music by Lauren Pokorney and West Rodri Special Guest Composer Zach Tatom-Drake Produced by Pacific Obadiah Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices