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The Horny Housewife

Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts
This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify! JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast FOLLOW ME IG- @THHpod Tik Tok @THHpodcast Ask Anon: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. // Advertising/Business Inquiries : [email protected] The Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.

Episodes

239. “Thinking About Them Cheating Turns Me On-WHY??”

Overcoming porn addiction, navigating moderate porn use, finding a third and being turned on by cheating (even though IRL it’s a hell no) and SO much more in todays EP. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com follow me @thhpod Bluechew: Try Bluechew free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.co LifeRx: Visit liferx.md and use code HOUSEWIFE to receive $50 off your first month. VIIA Hemp: (21+) get 15 % off your purchase when you use code HOUSEWIFE at www.viiahemp.com Bathmate: Go ...

Jun 16, 20251 hr 23 min

238. Outing an Affair Partner, Let Your Man Lead, Mommies & Self Pleasure

In todays EP lets talk why it might do you some good letting daddy lead and mommy enter in a softer side. Men are you stepping up to the plate or are you pushed into beta mode? In todays listener questions we have a husbands who wife cheated- her affair partner is married with four kids and basically a big d-bag. Succesful, Rich, Wife, thinks hes all that and Mr. husband whose wife cheated wants the WIFE of the affair partner to know who she is really married too...should the listener play karma...

Jun 09, 20251 hr 15 min

237. Unpopular Opinions, Dick Size & Asexual Wives

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Jun 02, 20251 hr 3 min

236. Sexually Incompatible & Getting HOTT post baby

One wifes husband comes out as bi and while she wants to "keep" her man, his kinks are not her kinks. Are they incompatible or can they find middle ground? Another listener wants the real real on how to get it back post baby- no sugar coating comin atchya! Tune in for these and MORE listener questions.... ask anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Bluechew: Try Bluechew FREE for one month using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.com Splash Blanket: Get 15% off an amazing SPLASH BLANKETS...

May 26, 20251 hr 6 min

235. F*cking up Foreplay & Why You SHOULD Sleep Naked!

Today learn the top mistakes you are making that's de-railing the foreplay! Listener questions & Learn to lick like a pro..tune in now! Ask ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com VIIA⁠: Get 15% off your purchase using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.viiahemp.com (21+) ⁠Bathmate⁠: Visit www.bathematedirect.com/hornyhousewife to receive 10% off your hydropump! ⁠Bluechew⁠: Try Bluechew FREE for one month using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.com ⁠Beducated⁠: Get 60% off the yearly...

May 19, 20251 hr 12 min

234. Pleasing HER when YOU have P.E.

Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world.Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today we talk tips for guys who climax too quickly and want to know how they can make sure their lover/wife is still getting off! Spoiler alert; attitude, willingness and YOUR MOUTH! In todays listener questions we have a man who feels like he is just "going through the motions" during sex...he feels numb....what to do to shake this? Another listener r...

May 12, 20251 hr 4 min

233. MILF fantasies & Mid-life Crisis's

Today we discuss rock bottoms and/or mid-life (quarter life?) crisis's...what causes them and why are the necessary for some? Todays listener questions include a husband who confided in his wife that he has a mother-daughter fantasy...is this milf love or something more? Another listener is turned off by her husbands penis pump use and one wife loves her husband but wishes she could climax from penetration like she used to with her ex....tune in for all this & more! Join the PATREON at www.p...

May 05, 20251 hr 28 min

232. Secrets, Stress, & Does Body Count Matter?

The age ol debate does her body count matter? What stress and weight does to your marriage (as well as working together) and should you tell him/her your SECRET..tune in now. ⁠Liferx⁠: Visit ⁠https://www.ldfbem4trk.com/HOUSEWIFE⁠ (code HOUSEWIFE) to get $50 dollars of your first month ⁠Bluechew⁠: Get your firsst month FREE at ⁠www.bluechew.com⁠ using promo code HOUSEWIFE at checkout. ⁠Bathmate⁠; Get 10% off your purchase at ⁠www.bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife⁠ ⁠Popstar:⁠ Receive 15% off when ...

Apr 28, 20251 hr 6 min

231. wet dreams, cell phone snooping & auditing your sex life

Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com TODAY; wet dreams about cowokers, auditing your sex life for real and the age ol debate: should we snoop? Why or why not- and what factors change that answer! Popstar: Get 15% off by going to www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife Bluechew: Try Bluechew FREE for one month with promo code HOUSEWIFE at www.bluechew.com Beducated: Visithttps://be...

Apr 21, 20251 hr 13 min

230. Increasing Confidence in the Bedroom; Less Thinky More Kinky

Today I am discussing how to share your fantasies and desires {for the bedroom} to your spouse! Bluechew: Visit bluechew.com and use promo code HOUSEWIFE to try one month free! Bathmate: Go to www.bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife to get 10% off your purchase Liferx: Use code HOUSEWIFE at www.liferx.md to save $50 on your first order!

Apr 14, 20251 hr

229. A womans intuition, defining a quickie & my religious upbringing

Today mommy gets vulnerable is an understatement; I am sharing how growing up religious shaped who I am today, why I chose to no longer be religious & why I know you can find God outside of a church. How does this tie to THH? Well many of my listeners identify with feeling shame surrounding sex & this may be the reason why. Todays listener questions include defining a quickie; **poll alert** do you prefer long sessions or quickies?! Ten mins or 2 min? Another listener knows her friends m...

Apr 07, 20251 hr 25 min

228. If I Could Change My Spouse…..

If there was one thing you could change about your spouse what would it be? I asked the listeners, and the they confessed! Also today lets talk sperm facts, clit pumps and why navigating parenting is vital if you want a happy spouse. Tune in now or watch on youtube! Want bonus content? Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Ask Anon at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Popstar: Go to popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife to save 20% off your purchase using code HORNYHOUSEWIFE VIIA ...

Mar 31, 202555 min

227.How to Flirt; Reviving the Lost Art in Your Marriage!

Today we learn the lost art of flirtation! Im talking millennial, LTR/married, IN IT TO WIN FLIRT TECHNIQUES. What is going to get his eyes bigger and her downstairs wetter =) Spoiler alert: men and women flirt differently and want different things- you may be happily surprised to hear some forgotten ways to flirt. Of course in todays EP we navigate listener questions; from a man who wants to taste his own…you know what….to an early relationship where our female listener is seeming to be more ex...

Mar 24, 20251 hr 18 min

226. In-laws, Boys Trips, Farting on Him & What Destroys Marriages

Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today: A husband who hates his mother in law, my thoughts on boys trips/girls trips, story time of how I farted on him & more…rapid fire on topics such as cucks, women choosing their careers over their marriage and dirty talk handjobs?! Tune in now. Got a listener question? Go to www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com to ask anonymously. Joi...

Mar 17, 20251 hr 36 min

225. Vow Renewals, Penis Sleeves, Who is the Breadwinner & Call off your Wedding!

Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com. Tune in for a “WINE DOWN” version of THH monday =) Penis sleeves, a low drive husband whose FIANCE is feeling inadequate, who should be the breadwinner and the JYNX that is vow renewals. Tune in now! Want bonus listener questions? Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon! Beducated: Go to https://beducate.me/pd2509-jordynfor 60% off the yearl...

Mar 10, 20251 hr 1 min

224. How to: Choosing a Therapist, Semen Fetish & Wives Who Lack Empathy

Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today I’m telling you not all therapist are equal! I’m dishing the red flags to look out for when diving in to therapy (& the green flags too!) and choosing a therapist. Spoiler alert; therapists are human and some suck at their job- while others change your life. Todays listener questions include semen fetish 101, a husband whose wife...

Mar 03, 20251 hr 22 min

223. legal brothels, mismatched libido & what gets YOU off!

Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today get comfy as we have a bag o’listener questions ready to go! From a curious couple looking to possibly have a threesome (via legal brothel), to a man whose drive far surpasses his wife’s and she says “it’s me, not you” when it comes to WHY she isn’t in the mood. Another couple is divided on the direction of their marriage, one spouse...

Feb 24, 202555 min

222. Perimenopause; going from sexually numb to AWAKENED ft. Marcella Hill

Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today I am joined with the CEO/Author of Wake Her Up and we are discussing her personal story of what happened when she woke up and her sex drive was GONE, she (thought)she hated her husband and he seemed to be the person to blame for why the spark was gone. Low and behold Marcella was in peri menopause..while this isn't the case for every...

Feb 17, 20251 hr 38 minEp. 222

221. Tossing Salad & Friends w/Cheaters

Today tune in to discuss tossing salad, obligatory sex (wives making sure to partake in order to keep their husbands) and why cheaters cheat- and what to do with the people we know IRL who aren’t being loyal to the person they call husband/wife. Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon here. Want to ask a listener question? Ask Anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Fleshlight: Use code HOUSEWIFE at http://fleshlight.sjv.io/TheHornyHousewife Popstar- Use code HORNY HOUSEWIFE for 20% off at ...

Feb 10, 20251 hr 16 minEp. 221

220. Edging, Ultimatums & Love Deposits will save your LTR

Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com To edge or not to edge that is the question; is edging great for men and an ultimate let down for women? Does the anticipation create a stronger climax, or the opposite? Today ‘Mommy Gets Vulnerable’: we're doing an Ask Me Anything segment along with your personal fav; listener questions of course! Tune in to hear why prompted starting this podcast, how my sex life has evolved as a result, what me and daddy d’s favorit...

Feb 03, 20251 hr 3 minEp. 220

219- Herpes, SSRI's & Why Your Spouse has the ICK

FLESHLIGHT: promo code HOUSEWIFE go to http://fleshlight.sjv.io/TheHornyHousewife In today’s EP a listener question begs the need for busting the ‘hearsay’ about herpes! HSV-1 is extremely common and instead of shying away were diving in. Another listener writes in to share his doctors suggestion for ED/PE….an SSRI ?!? Why, How and WTF. I am going over the side effects of SSRI’s, why docs use them to treat some sexual disorders and other natural routes you can take! In todays topic of ze hour; I...

Jan 27, 20251 hr 30 minEp. 219

218. Defining "Horny Housewife" & Finding the Energy for Sex

FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com. In today’s EP Jordyn is breaking the stigma on the word “horny” and what it TRULY means to be a “Horny Housewife” Buckle in for listener questions as today we have a “frustrated 50 year old” who desires a more ‘suitable’ erection. Between overcoming the mental battle and the urge to please -how does he combat the thoughts that ma...

Jan 20, 20251 hr 8 minEp. 218

217. Optimizing Foreplay & Ass Play for Beginners

Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com THH is officially on Youtube!! Tune in (or watch) to hear why your sex life is probably boring and what to do about it. Why “spit is NOT suffice” -although still hot. The best tips for anal sex beginners (spoiler: we have a journey- it should be a fun journey!) and more in todays epis...

Jan 13, 20251 hr 7 minEp. 219

216. When your spouse's fantasy ruins your marriage & nipple play 101

Today let us discuss nipple play, from nipple orgasms (yes in theory we can all have them- both men and women!) to technique mommys got you covered. Todays listener questions are slightly dark and did kinda make my jaw drop but girls gotta do her job. Pretty please make sure you are subscribed to my YOUTUBE channel www.youtube.com/@thhpod Beducated: Get 60% off the yearly pass + try FREE using code JORDYN at https://beducate.me/jordyn25 VIIA HEMP: Get 15% off your purchase using code HOUSEWIFE a...

Jan 06, 20251 hr 20 minEp. 216

214. Top 10 Sex Trends for 2025 with Susan Bratton

FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Susans Top 10 Sex Trends for 2025 coming atchya! She's back, the GOAT Sexpert- Susan Bratton. Tune in to get tangible tips to spice up your sex life NOW and this upcoming year! Learn more about Susan at www.SusanBratton.com and www.BetterLover.com Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLE...

Dec 23, 20241 hr 24 minEp. 214

213. lubricating your toys, colleagues crossing the line & finger stimulating her g-spot; how to.

Todays lets discuss too flirty coworkers, how to keep your toys lubricated & a follow up from last weeks ( the husband whose wife talks everyday to her old work peer) Topic of the hour... Squirting Methods: fingering her G-Spot- Technique Tips 101 Time stamp: 17:45 listener q's begin Bluechew: Get your first month free using code "Housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com just pay $5 for shipping! VIIA Hemp: 21+ get 15%off your purchase using code HOUSEWIFE at Viiahemp.com Uberlube: Recieve 10%...

Dec 16, 20241 hr 10 min

212-post partum sex, opposite sex friendships & slime fetish's

In todays EP: "Post-Partum sex is a thing- lets discuss how to navigate as as supportive partner! Opposite sex friendships whilst married; what are your thoughts? Doomed? Inappropriate? Totally fine, let's be mature? Or just not worth it. Another topic stemming from a listener q- SLIME FETISH- all your nickelodeon dreams comin true =) Bluechew: get your first month free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at bluechew.com VIIA. Hemp: Receive 15% off using code HOUSEWIFE at VIIAhemp.com Iroha: Use co...

Dec 09, 202457 min

211: autopilot orgasm, why women wear lingerie, quiet infidelity & cheater stats

Why do women wear lingerie? To feel sexy? To provide a sexy visual their man? Both? Both. Today I am also discussing "quiet infidelity" aka cheating and no one finds out..... Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Bluechew: Get your first month free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at blue...

Dec 02, 20241 hr 9 min

210. #1 thing couples fight about, sharing your fantasy & why women wear lingerie

What are todays couples fighting about and why; spoiler alert KIDS MONEY SEX (& more!) Todays listener questions; cuck fantasies, a possible cheater, a resistant wife and more. Tune in now Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com BlueChew: Get your first month free using code HOUSEWIFE a...

Nov 25, 20241 hr 7 min
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