S2E6: Welcome Yourself
Alex Holland (@imAlexHolland on Twitter) & Jay Cowle (@JayCowle) try some new intros, create the First Person Shooter: HOLLAND DUTY and discuss how Alex likes his characters eyebrows.

Alex Holland (@imAlexHolland on Twitter) & Jay Cowle (@JayCowle) try some new intros, create the First Person Shooter: HOLLAND DUTY and discuss how Alex likes his characters eyebrows.
It's been a while, a few things have changed, like Alex Holland's (@imAlexHolland) now a submarine captain and Jay's (@JayCowle) stuck in the boiler room with a mad computer. Oh and Jay hits on a owl (that plays trumpet).
This week Holland (@ImAlexHolland) and Cowle (@JayCowle) audition a new announcer, try to impress on Wiz-X-Factor, come up with better apocalypses, and deal with impersonation goblins.
This week Alex Holland (@ImAlexHolland) tries to kill a troll & jazz up chess. Jay (@JayCowle) plans a bank heist, explains obscure Thundercats characters, & admits he's the head of the Intergalactic Space Police.
Alex Holland (@ImAlexHolland) & Jay Cowle (@JayCowle) discuss major pants related questions in science fiction and reveal how to ingratiate yourself to rappers. "Let's split"
Alex Holland (@ImAlexHolland) & Jay Cowle (@JayCowle) start the season properly with a pre-season chat. Covering pressing issues like Japanese station cat, and this whole 'who made my egg first?' debate.
Alex Holland (@ImAlexHolland) & Jay Cowle (@JayCowle) are kicking off a new season of nonsense with an old episode because we don't understand the internet. Also we wanted this fun battle to sit as a solo episode, ok? Look don't be like that. Yes, these are your pants.
@ImAlexHolland & @JayCowle return with the nail biting (if you do that sort of thing) conclusion to Yarn. In Which our heroes battle a giant cat for their lives and his freedom.
Jay (@JayCowle) goes for a wonderful tinkle when Alex (@ImAlexHolland) finds his own magical balls, of yarn, but where will they lead and whom do they belong to? Find out in this weeks Giant Scorpion with some other chaps.
@ImAlexHolland, @JayCowle, & Giant Scorpion visit the tavern, have a go at dwarfs washing up, & detect a witch. This episode is sponsored by larger that's tasty in your mouth.
This week @ImAlexHolland & @JayCowle are joined by Giant Scorpion on the hunt for the Orb of Indirect Answers. Draw hats on hats. Help a warlock buy a car, and offer the orb 'Ze Horlicks mug of Paris'. Bon pod.
@ImAlexHolland & @JayCowle find themselves in prison. Thankfully 80's board game 'Key to the Kingdom' offers a way to escape, but will they? Can any of us? Help! I'm trapped and being forced to write these blurbs. I'm a wizard for mice's sake! I should be running free in sun drenched meadows, beard billowing in the breeze, but instead I'm updating iTunes and eating Ritz crackers.
This week @ImAlexHolland and @JayCowle go to court, define their preference in magical table horses, & discuss how'd they chat up ladies if they were wizards (Jay's already a wizard).
A horse, it approaches... Maybe a big goat. @ImAlexHolland & @JayCowle meet a giant frog, discuss the king of the horses, and travel to Hell with Moby... Oh. It was a horse.
Deep in space… On a planet called Earth @ImAlexHolland and @JayCowle figure out the new king of the jungle, commission a David Copperfield magic trick, talk custom spaceships, and pitch the epic movie ‘Baboons, Beards, & Motorbikes’ to Steven Spielberg.
This week Holland and Cowle travel in time to avoid the self-plagiarism police, write X-Men The Musical, and make the most appalling joke about Penny Crayon. Blob blob!
Where would you live if you could live anywhere (not Balam)? Live from a submarine! Alex discovers this may all be a dream, but is it really Jay who's mad? Merlin makes a friend. Gandalf isn't in it, and Holmes is on a shelf. Come ladies and gentlemen into the increasing insular world of Holland and Cowle...
If you could ride anything into battle what would you choose? Pigeons lose their lust for life, Death needs a birthday present, film producers debate the next big monster movie, and what was Tom Cruise in? @ImAlexHolland and @JayCowle answer, debate, and act this and more in episode 6.
John McClane sees a psychiatrist. Jay Goes on a dice rolling forest adventure with a great smelling cloak. Neptune tries to sell Atlantis, and Zarlack is dead. Podcast Away!
The Bazis are coming! Mermaid tries to get a job on ice. Jay goes into space with Rada trained act-stronauts and the evil Dr Catastrophe reveals his new evil invention: empathy spray.