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The Holland & Cowle Podcast

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Alex & Jay return in the parallel reality of Holland & Cowle. A surreal spontaneous comedy show where each week the chaps surprise each other with scenarios and questions, using dice rolls to shift the very fabric of their universe. Come inside Traveler and take a peak. We have lots of spare peak.
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Episodes

S2E6: Welcome Yourself

Alex Holland (@imAlexHolland on Twitter) & Jay Cowle (@JayCowle) try some new intros, create the First Person Shooter: HOLLAND DUTY and discuss how Alex likes his characters eyebrows.

Mar 26, 201542 min

S3E5: Hal And The Owl

It's been a while, a few things have changed, like Alex Holland's (@imAlexHolland) now a submarine captain and Jay's (@JayCowle) stuck in the boiler room with a mad computer. Oh and Jay hits on a owl (that plays trumpet).

Mar 19, 201541 min

S3E4 Wiz-X-Factor

This week Holland (@ImAlexHolland) and Cowle (@JayCowle) audition a new announcer, try to impress on Wiz-X-Factor, come up with better apocalypses, and deal with impersonation goblins.

Jan 28, 201543 min

S3E3: Troll Killers, Chess Thrillers

This week Alex Holland (@ImAlexHolland) tries to kill a troll & jazz up chess. Jay (@JayCowle) plans a bank heist, explains obscure Thundercats characters, & admits he's the head of the Intergalactic Space Police.

Jan 07, 201540 min

S3E2: Sci Fi Pants

Alex Holland (@ImAlexHolland) & Jay Cowle (@JayCowle) discuss major pants related questions in science fiction and reveal how to ingratiate yourself to rappers. "Let's split"

Dec 17, 201425 min

S3E1B: The Egg Of A Chicken

Alex Holland (@ImAlexHolland) & Jay Cowle (@JayCowle) start the season properly with a pre-season chat. Covering pressing issues like Japanese station cat, and this whole 'who made my egg first?' debate.

Dec 09, 201440 min

S3E1: Jay Bond (Bonus Boss Battle Episode)

Alex Holland (@ImAlexHolland) & Jay Cowle (@JayCowle) are kicking off a new season of nonsense with an old episode because we don't understand the internet. Also we wanted this fun battle to sit as a solo episode, ok? Look don't be like that. Yes, these are your pants.

Nov 27, 201431 min

S2E9. The Yarn - Part 2 / Mecha Scorpion & Friends

@ImAlexHolland & @JayCowle return with the nail biting (if you do that sort of thing) conclusion to Yarn. In Which our heroes battle a giant cat for their lives and his freedom.

Oct 03, 201436 min

S2E8. The Yarn - Part 1

Jay (@JayCowle) goes for a wonderful tinkle when Alex (@ImAlexHolland) finds his own magical balls, of yarn, but where will they lead and whom do they belong to? Find out in this weeks Giant Scorpion with some other chaps.

Jul 25, 201438 min

S2E6. The Tavern

@ImAlexHolland, @JayCowle, & Giant Scorpion visit the tavern, have a go at dwarfs washing up, & detect a witch. This episode is sponsored by larger that's tasty in your mouth.

May 30, 20142 min

S2E5. The Orb of Indirect Answers

This week @ImAlexHolland & @JayCowle are joined by Giant Scorpion on the hunt for the Orb of Indirect Answers. Draw hats on hats. Help a warlock buy a car, and offer the orb 'Ze Horlicks mug of Paris'. Bon pod.

May 16, 201436 min

S2E4. The Dungeon

@ImAlexHolland & @JayCowle find themselves in prison. Thankfully 80's board game 'Key to the Kingdom' offers a way to escape, but will they? Can any of us? Help! I'm trapped and being forced to write these blurbs. I'm a wizard for mice's sake! I should be running free in sun drenched meadows, beard billowing in the breeze, but instead I'm updating iTunes and eating Ritz crackers.

May 02, 201436 min

S2E3. Judgement Time

This week @ImAlexHolland and @JayCowle go to court, define their preference in magical table horses, & discuss how'd they chat up ladies if they were wizards (Jay's already a wizard).

Apr 18, 201440 min

S2E2. It Started With A Horse

A horse, it approaches... Maybe a big goat. @ImAlexHolland & @JayCowle meet a giant frog, discuss the king of the horses, and travel to Hell with Moby... Oh. It was a horse.

Apr 02, 201430 min

S2E1. Beards, Bikes, & Baboons

Deep in space… On a planet called Earth @ImAlexHolland and @JayCowle figure out the new king of the jungle, commission a David Copperfield magic trick, talk custom spaceships, and pitch the epic movie ‘Baboons, Beards, & Motorbikes’ to Steven Spielberg.

Mar 27, 201433 min

Jesus Is A Space Businessman

This week Holland and Cowle travel in time to avoid the self-plagiarism police, write X-Men The Musical, and make the most appalling joke about Penny Crayon. Blob blob!

Jul 24, 201327 min

Giant Pug Back Castle

Where would you live if you could live anywhere (not Balam)? Live from a submarine! Alex discovers this may all be a dream, but is it really Jay who's mad? Merlin makes a friend. Gandalf isn't in it, and Holmes is on a shelf. Come ladies and gentlemen into the increasing insular world of Holland and Cowle...

Jul 04, 201333 min

Tom Cruise Behind A Bridge

If you could ride anything into battle what would you choose? Pigeons lose their lust for life, Death needs a birthday present, film producers debate the next big monster movie, and what was Tom Cruise in? @ImAlexHolland and @JayCowle answer, debate, and act this and more in episode 6.

Jun 20, 201331 min

Forests Alive!

John McClane sees a psychiatrist. Jay Goes on a dice rolling forest adventure with a great smelling cloak. Neptune tries to sell Atlantis, and Zarlack is dead. Podcast Away!

Jun 05, 201335 min

Mermaid On Ice

The Bazis are coming! Mermaid tries to get a job on ice. Jay goes into space with Rada trained act-stronauts and the evil Dr Catastrophe reveals his new evil invention: empathy spray.

May 23, 201333 min
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