¶ Intro / Opening
Every day is a celebration. That's right. Kinda fun. มีอว มีอว มีอว มีอว มีอว มีอว มีอว
¶ Celebrating Cat Question Day
Meow. Oh, hi! Sorry! I was speaking cat. Yep, I'm pretty fluent in their language. So today... Meow, meow. We're supposed to be Excuse me when someone is talking, mister. But I'm talking to our friends! If you haven't guessed, today is National Answer Your Cats Questions Day. And Dad asked Grandmom to borrow her cat to help us celebrate.
Now I'm stuck babysitting. Meow? No offense, Mr. Kitty. Anyways, today at Party Central, we're setting up a cat cafe. We're bringing Mr. Kitty and his neighborhood cat buddies over to the store to answer. questions over some hot chocolate and warm tea. Fresh baked cookies too. Meow meow. Yes, Mr. Kitty, we'll have cat treats for you and your friends. Meow meow meow. Yes, vanilla and chocolate.
You're probably wondering what kind of questions cats could possibly Before Mr. Kitty came over, I was thinking the same thing, but he hasn't stopped talking and asked. since he got here. Meow. So far, Mr. Kitty has asked what's for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and what snack offer. Oh, he asked, where's his litter box? What else?
And he asked why Corey's room smelled so bad. We'll probably never know the answer to that question. Did you know that cats can meow when they're asking questions? But they also meow a lot when they're not feeling good. Wheat! Mr. Kitty, you've been pretty talkative since you got here. You feeling okay? Meow! Okay, good. He said yes. Want to know the top three questions that cats meow? I mean,
¶ Unveiling Cat Mysteries and Allergies
Okay, number one. Cats always want to know why they can't eat the plants in the house. I know the answer to that. It's because some plants, like lilies, are toxic for cats. And eating them would mean a major tummy ache and a trip to the vet. Oh, Mr. Kitty also told me cats hate the vet. The second most popular question that cats ask is why they can't drink all the milk. Meow! Mr. Kitty is demanding an answer.
Well, it's because too much milk can cause obesity. And Mr. Kitty, Grandmom said you're lactose intolerance. Which means milk does not agree with your tummy. You don't want to go to the vet, do you? Meow. Okay then. And the last, most popular question cats ask is why do us humans think cats are lazy? Well, Mr. Kitty, we don't really think you're lazy. It's just that you spend almost 17 hours a day sleeping. That's like
Uh 70% of your life lived with your eyes closed! But sleeping that much is healthy and normal behavior. Oh maybe that's why Cory wished he was a cat. He loves to sleep. True. I also love cats necks. Ew! What do again? Bless you, Corey. Now head back to your room and away for Mr. Kitty. We'll be leaving for party central soon. But Dad. Look at you, you're scratching, and you're starting to break out in hives.
Oh boy, I'll call the doctor. Oh, but Mom, just like cats, Corey doesn't like going to the vet either. I mean, doctor's office. Oh, and Cory's allergic to cats, so he won't be at Party Central today. We're babysitting Mr. Kitty for grandmom, and grandm is babysitting Cory for us. Maybe we can make this a permanent switch. Just kidding.
¶ Amusing Cat Facts and Feline History
Okay, ready for some cool cat facts? Alright, you know, cats can jump up to six times their Cats can also make 100 different sounds! Whoa! Some cats can't swim. Neither can Corey. And grapes aren't good for cats. Really? Meow! I don't know what I would do if I couldn't eat grapes. I love grapes. And the last cool fact, cats with a question mark-shaped tail are asking if you want to play. Awww, how cool. Meow meow. Oh, you want to play, Mr. Kitty? Meow. Oh, Mr. Kitty said no.
Meow, meow, meow, meow. Listen up! A Mr. Kitty just said that one of his ancestors lived in the White House with President Abraham Lincoln. How cool is that? Meow, meow, meow. Woo! Mr. Kitty, your fam is really cool. He also said that his cousin Stubbs, an orange tabby cat, is the mayor of Tauquetna, Alaska. A cat that's a mayor of a town? Okay, Mr. Kitty, I have a question for you. Death Clump. He only has nine lives. Hahaha. Get it! And on that note...
Let's head the party central to celebrate National Answer Your Cat's question day. Thanks for listening. And remember to celebrate every day because every day is a holiday. Bye! Meow. Mr. Kitty says bye too.