Welcome to The HockeySport Podcast first and hopefully last playoff predictions episode! Win your hockey pool, impress your friends and re-mortgage your condo (I did!) on these can't miss prognostications. We go through ever team in the NHL's 242nd annual "Tournament for that Sweet Bowl®". We've travelled from the Salty Lakes of Quebec City to the vast water-starved deserts of Scottsdale Arizona to thumb the pulse of the hockey world. So join us as we dissect: The new, better, more fuckable Ryan...
Apr 20, 2024•58 min•Ep. 44
The HockeySport Podcast is broadcasting LIVE from YXX, gate 23a. Be there with us at the exact moment that Phil Kessel touches down into Canuck land and hear what hockey's greatest Phil-ride thinks of about the jewel of the Fraser Valley! We've got wall-to-wall coverage of everything PHIL! Plus, the in-depth and totally not-deranged coverage of the hockey world you've come to expect. This episode, we'll be deep diving into: BC's weed-fueled super-youngsters How to fix the Columbus Blue Jackets w...
Feb 17, 2024•55 min•Ep. 43
Welcome to the HockeySport Podcast All-star weekend extravaganza! We're are the only podcast that isn't broadcasting from Toronto, because we made a promise to our listens and we keep our word. This episode, we unpack the most important stories in hockey, nay, the world! So join us as we discuss the new all-star skills format, the PWHL's flagrant east-coast bias, and a million more stories directly pandering to you, the best fans in the world. And, don't miss our endless Fan-Votes! Note: this ep...
Feb 03, 2024•56 min•Ep. 42
Brought to you in league-mandated adherence to board of governors’ adopted corporate values, it's the HockeySport Podcast! In this heavily redacted episode, your loyal hosts will be covering all the biggest stories of the 2023-24 NHL regular season. And for the first time ever, this episode is 100% guaranteed to not stand for or believe in anything. No causes, no special jerseys and certainly no acts of dissent against the all powerful authority of the NHL! So buckle in for league approved stori...
Dec 03, 2023•41 min•Ep. 41
Thank you for attending our First Annual "Welcome New Fans Symposium". It's so great to see new fans from Las Vegas, Raleigh, Dallas, and Sunrise who have made the trip. The NHL is so so so very happy you're here and ready to become Hockey's newest super fans! Don't forget to wear your I.D. badges and we'd like to kindly remind our friends from Vegas either lay of that Sweet Nevada Cactus or at least pass that shit around. This symposium will cover all the hottest stories that a fresh-faced new ...
May 17, 2023•47 min•Ep. 40
This is your chance to join the HockeySport Podcast's various letter writing campaigns to fix the NHL one tea stained parchment at a time. In this, our 39th episode spectacular, we'll be sending handwritten, tear stained notes to all your favourite stars, including: Gary Bettman (and anyone with the name or email Gary Bettman) Ryan Reynolds, owner of the sooner to be re-relocated Ottawa Canucks (Trust us this will work) Blake Lively Future Connor Bedard teammate Rasmus Andersson Bo Horvat (MLS® ...
Apr 06, 2023•37 min•Ep. 39
The HockeySport Podcast is proud to present the world's first hockey podcast written entirely by Chat_DMT. This episode we tackle all the latest issues in the hockey world and all of the hockey world that we're late to tackle. Including: "The Rise and Fall of the Third Atlanta Franchise" "The Vancouver Canucks; history's worst built tank" "The Staal Brothers: famously against dudes in pairs" "Key regular season's statistics that will matter in the playoffs. (Hint: there are none)" "What did we a...
Mar 28, 2023•50 min•Ep. 38
What's the secret to eternal life? Boiled Hotdogs, Milk in Bags, and T3 lines. At least that's according to the fittest and most everlasting NHL players. Join us for our senior citizen special, dedicated to the immortal and still kicking-ass Steve Wochy, who's 99 years young! On this episode of the HockeySport Podcast, we've got health tips from Chara, Marchand, Kessel and all the other players that are going to somehow outlive you. We dive into the NHL Trade Deadline, The Calgary Flames unlikel...
Mar 18, 2022•48 min•Ep. 37
Are you an NHL player bummed to be missing your chance at Olympic glory? Follow our easy step-by-step guide to joining your brethren on Team Canada and bringing home the Gold. And all you have to do is be dead for a little while! Plus 6 other brilliant options for deceiving the NHL that will leave Gary Bettman scratching his head while your biting on gold (cause they do that for some reason). Plus we dive deep into the world of HockeySport, with thrilling, clickable, flavor-packed stories, inclu...
Jan 10, 2022•57 min•Ep. 36
When there's shocking breaking news in the world of the Canucks, we're there to bring you all the details. When that shocking breaking news turn out to be a load of progandic bollocks, you better believe we'll be the only one's bringing you the truth. Don't believe your eyes or your ears, Jim Benning is still the GM of the Vancouver Canucks. In this *emergency pod*, we're covering all the ups and downs in the craziest week in Canuck, nay, NHL history. Bruce Boudreau (sp?) is in, Travis Green is ...
Dec 07, 2021•42 min•Ep. 35
Join us for our least stressful episode yet! How could you possibly be stressed about the 2021-22 NHL season when you have our assurances that the Canucks will and in some sense already have brought home the Stanley cup. So Relax. Don't stress. Close your eyes. Breath in, buy out. Breath in, buy out. It's all going to work out. The Canucks will win the Cup this year. Give in to the Borg Amalgamation that is the Columbus Blue Jackets. Follow your Captain Phillip Kessel. Fear not the Con-air Mc-Da...
Oct 18, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 34
You ask, we deliver - it’s our Fantasy Playoff Preview! The number one question we get, (besides where can I buy what you two are smoking?) is “what are your fantasy hockey predictions?? Well hold onto you beards, it’s finally happening. Everything you need to know about the world of Fantasy hockey. And what a strange mythical world it is. Saddle-up and join us as we go series by series and discuss: How will the Avalanche get past Jason Biggington and The Blues? What’s the over-under of Marchand...
May 17, 2021•48 min•Ep. 33
With the playoffs right around the corner, we've got the full rundown of everything you need to know about all the playoff teams. You heard right, we're not going to talk about the Canucks. No sir. We've really branched out. Full coverage! We promise. Okay, maybe a little about the Canucks. But then it's straight into the team fighting for Lord Stanley's mug! That's all we care about and we're bringing it right to you. All eyes on the playoff teams. Full steam ahead! Islanders. Wild. Hurricanes....
May 16, 2021•12 min•Ep. 32
Breaking down all your favourite traitors, it's our trade deadline, totally-not-belated special. And we can guarantee this year's tradepocalypse deadline special has %50 less trades and %50 more %50 retained salaries! Join us as we finally determine which team found that crucial missing piece on their way to Stanley Cup glory. Could it be: Anthony Mantha to the Florida Manthers Erik Good-trade-son showing that he can still bring that 7th round magic Adam Gaudette giving everyone BC Bud lover ple...
Apr 17, 2021•44 min•Ep. 31
For the first time ever, we are broadcasting live during both the Canucks’ offseason and the trade deadline. Every Canucks fans’ two favourite times of year happening at once! And just because it’s been a busy deadline with rumours flying everywhere doesn’t mean we’re not going shut everything the fuck down. We’re covering all the biggest stories on Canada’s 3rd favourite holiday, the trade deadline. Stay tuned for hard hitting stories, such as: The Flames core-swap and stylish new toupee Why do...
Apr 12, 2021•43 min•Ep. 30
With rampant crime at an all-time high in the NHL, the HockeySport Podcast is the long hard slew-foot of the law this league desperately needs. Join us as we bring the biggest criminals in the NHL to justice, busting wide open huge cases including: The Binnington Attempted Murders The Sutter Gene Cloning Scandal The Sidney Crosby Ponzi Scheme The Numerous bizarre criminal acts of the Florida Men on the Panthers and Lightning The Blackhawks Breaking and Entering the Playoff Race The Buffalo Sabre...
Mar 29, 2021•30 min•Ep. 29
Wait! Wait! Don’t unsubscribe! Hear us out. We may just be the Canucks last hope. Join us in the latest episode of the HockeySport Podcast as we go full villain in a last ditch effort to restore balance in the HockeySport universe. Heroically broadcasting amidst devastating Canuck disappointment and autocratic assassination attempts, the HockeySport Hosts are back to discuss the most contentious NHL season in recorded history. Get up to date in the world of HockeySport with these daring acts of ...
Feb 24, 2021•48 min•Ep. 28
Welcome to the new and improved Dupont Chemicals™ HockeySport Podcast, presented by our benevolent sponsor Dupont Chemicals™. All the insightful and groundbreaking hockey coverage, now pest and weed resistant! Broadcasting from a remote undisclosed location in the New Scotia North™ Division, the HockeySport team is back for Season 4 of our medical mal-practice award winning series. Join Dan and Steve as the voyage into the strange and unknown world of Pandemic Regular Season Hockey, diving into ...
Jan 25, 2021•53 min•Ep. 27
The HockeySport Podcast is back. We took a hiatus for much of 2020, which we spent, you guessed it, travelling the world spreading the love of hockey! But now we're back by popular demand (of the ministry of health of Bolivia) and ready hit the 2021 NHL season like a 104° fever. In this exclusive teaser episode, hosts Dan and Steve send the year 2020 into the shallow unmarked grave that it deserves. Join them as they explain why exactly 2020 sucked for every single team (except The Sabres for ob...
Jan 10, 2021•40 min•Ep. 26
Are we dead? Is this heaven? Well it can’t be heaven because the Bruins are here, but we’ll take it. It’s time for the first ever Summer-Playoff-Pandemic-Bubble HockeySport Podcast. Who else is down to do this every year? Join the HockeySport Hosts on a Wild journey through the Playoffifying rounds. We can guarantee all our predictions for the qualifying rounds will (and have already) come true or your money back. So sit back in your isolated, hermetically sealed hockey bubbles because we’re hot...
Aug 20, 2020•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 25
It’s day 700 in our hermetically sealed underground virus bunker and if anyone have survived out there, spirits are high! We’re getting very close to a cure, or at least time travel, to bring Hockeysport back to you all, and we’re certainly not losing our minds or, you know, flying off the Handle of the Train, off its rails, while thinking outside the Boxcar (as they say). This episode we cover everything you’d expect in a post-hockopcalyptic wasteland, including; Brendan-Brayden-Broden Leipsic ...
Jun 14, 2020•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 24
Sound the alarms. Seal air locks. Grab every piece of hockey memorabilia you can carry and get in your Repurposed Lockout Bombshelter. The NHL is cancelled. The Playoffs are cancelled. Any reason to live is cancelled. But the show must go on, COVID or NO-VID. Join your hosts in the HockeySport Emergency Virus Bunker (patent pending), safely broadcasting from 30 feet below the charred hellscape of the hockey world. The season ended on a cliffhanger, but we’ve got all the answers. Including: What ...
Mar 15, 2020•49 min•Ep. 23
You asked for it and we deliver. This is our Annual Columbus Blues Jackets Special! Broadcasting live from the great tumbleweed marshes of Ohio, where the summer's are long and full of freedom. Dan and Steve, and our guest host Nick Cannon, will dive deep into the history, lore and legends of the NHL’s 28th most successful franchise. But that's not all! Featuring habit-forming stories from around a chaotic, narcotic NHL, including: Who needs to take a take some salvia and chill and why is it Jac...
Mar 11, 2020•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 22
We are at WAR! There’s no exaggeration, just brutal armed conflict that threatens to tear up the world’s geo-political order with HockeySport solely to blame. We go across the globe this episode, starting with the World Junior Championship’s role in the Iran-U.S. conflict, jetting to Quebec to expose Ilya Kovalchuk’s plot to install a KHL team in Quebec City and finally to where ever Jim Montgomery is right now. But have no fear, for the HockeySport world has heroes like Kes, O.J., Cup-of-noodle...
Jan 28, 2020•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 21
In the 20th episode of the HockeySport Podcast, we’re setting an example for the HockeySport world and going coachless. No Coach, no rules, no racism. That’s our promise for this episode. Buckle up for a 12 hour bad-mood hate-fest in our Coachless Corner, sponsored by Cherry-Grape Energy Drank. With a bounty of stories to put you in a bad mood, including: “How to make Taylor Hall stay”, “Which Pokemon would be the best HockeySport player”, and “How did the Canucks get so Focht?” Plus, tweet at @...
Dec 05, 2019•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 20
Tonight we serve up the perfect pairing to wet your appetite for a new season of HockeySport. With the threat of a Lockpocalypse set aside and our Lock-out bomb shelters emptied, it’s time to treat yourself to a sampling of the finer things from the bounty that is the NHL regular season. On special today, may we suggest a decanted Marleau, a 6oz of finely aged Zuccarello or perhaps Draisaitl? Each pair perfectly with our roasted Zibanejad fresh off the Teravainen, with shaved Pekka Rinne. For de...
Nov 14, 2019•56 min•Ep. 19
Refreshed and rested after their annual summer hibernation, The HockeySport Team is ready to bring you up to date after an off-season full of selfies in Fiji with Zemgus Girgenson, Brad Marchand in a basket rolling down an Egyptian river, and highlight reel saves by the NHL’s newest star goaltender: Pete Buttigieg. We’re starting off the new year with hard hitting questions, such as: “Was it worth it St. Louis?” and “Did San Jose just disprove the existence of God?”. Plus, to our soul listener T...
Sep 20, 2019•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 18
It’s the long awaited Series Finale of the NHL, and after a season that makes you wonder “Can’t we just have another lockout already”, we’re excited to see how they tie up all those loose ends. After 102 seasons of cliff hangers and wild fan theories, tonight we at last find out whether anyone can stop the Zombie Chara Mountain, whether Claude Giroux will ever win elected office, and who the hell is Noel Acciari. This and so much more in the finale Episode of NHL hockey ever. Plus, we’re giving ...
Jun 10, 2019•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 17
In an episode that will have you asking yourself: “Should I be mad”, The HockeySport Podcast finally puts the 28 vanquished NHL teams six feet under ground where they belong. A lot has happened in the HockeySport world and I’m sure you’ll agree when we say, “It got weird”. So listen in and we’ll add to your Hockey vocabulary with new glossary terms such as Probaboolity, Devafenestrated, Shandor Alphonso and the four magic words that will get you through any hockey conversation: “Analytics, Posse...
May 24, 2019•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 16
The HockeySport hosts are going through rigorous psychoanalysis after witnessing a spree of fatal chokings around the NHL. Join us for heartfelt eulogies for all the fallen teams, mass-grave-style! Plus, dive into our subconscious in this playoff special, complete with enough shocking revelations to send you to the therapy penalty box. We’re breaking news about today hottest issues, including Kucherov’s shocking realization that he was adopted, the release of the full, unreacted Kirk Muller Repo...
Apr 26, 2019•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 15
