We're doing a Quantum Leap ! The electric fog has dumped Greg & Dana into The Conjuring Universe, which means one thing: it's time to snoop. Get ready for the terrifying "true" tales you've never heard, including Ed Warren’s encounter with a foul-mouthed feline and that time Lorraine Warren mind-melded with Bigfoot. Plus, Keelin phones in from the Satanic Cult HQ, we learn a wild new claim about The Exorcist, and Dana saves up for a spaghetti dinner with Annabelle. Top up your holy water and...
Jan 27, 2025•2 hr 40 min•Season 2Ep. 10
We solved the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle, and now we're paying the price. Grab your life preserver, because this episode will have you lost in the depths of government conspiracies, alien abductions, and extreme close ups of pasty whistleblowers. Plus, we debut our first GoPro action sequence, Connor abuses the company card, and we come face to face with the time-traveling electric fog. Want more Haunted Objects? Join the museum and get the Museum Mailbag podcast, our exclusive members-only...
Jan 13, 2025•1 hr 57 min•Season 2Ep. 9
Everyone's favorite hazelnut cocoa spread may have solved a cryptoozological mystery, and we've got the evidence! In this episode, we investigate the tastiest Bigfoot trap ever, uncover a Hollywood yeti smuggling ring, and hear the true tale of a trick-or-treating Sasquatch. Plus, the gang visits Cliff Barackman's North American Bigfoot Center, we recount our scariest Sasquatch encounter in the hills of West Virginia, and Greg has a snack attack. Want more Haunted Objects? Join the museum and ge...
Dec 30, 2024•1 hr 44 min•Season 2Ep. 8
What do you do when someone offers you the cursed skull that keeps showing up on their back porch... no matter how many times its removed? Find out on this Haunted Objects holiday special! Plus, we investigate a jar of whispering cemetery dirt, Tom Delonge accidentally starts a rumor about us, and we meet Connor-Claus, Santa's neighbor from somewhere up North. Want more Haunted Objects? Join the museum and get the new Museum Mailbag podcast, our exclusive members-only podcast featuring Haunted O...
Dec 16, 2024•1 hr 39 min•Season 2Ep. 7
While hiking off the beaten path in New York's Catskill Mountains, two hikers stumbled upon a disturbing statue hidden inside a cave. Then, all hell broke loose. To celebrate Tubi's free-to-watch debut of our scary-as-hell documentary The Unbinding , join us for this special LIVE episode of The Haunted Objects Podcast! Featuring previously unreleased footage, interviews with the cast and crew, and more surprises, this episode is stuffed with exclusive insight into the making of our first feature...
Oct 01, 2024•1 hr 48 min•Season 2Ep. 6
Ready to solve a mystery? In our mid-season finale, the team gazes into the eyes of The Restless Face, a striking red mask delivered anonymously to Greg & Dana with only a note reading: “I’m sorry”. You’ll be just as shocked as we are when you learn how the mask's true origins align with its paranormal activity. Plus, Greg gets a friend possessed, Dana becomes the audience, Connor plays Risk, and Keelin embarks on a cryptid hunt. It’s time to learn a thing or two from the Restless Face, and ...
Sep 02, 2024•1 hr 44 min•Season 2Ep. 5
Can you hear the whispers of the people in the walls? As an invisible force infiltrates their home, Greg and Dana go into hiding, sharing some of their most terrifying true ghost stories to pass the time. See us on tour: https://www.newkirktour.com/ Join the museum: https://www.patreon.com/paramuseum Get HOP merch: https://planetweird.store/ Visit our website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/42xxbaw7 Follow the Podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram....
Aug 19, 2024•1 hr 39 min•Season 2Ep. 4
Do the ancient pyramids hold psychic technology from outer space? In this episode, we discover the truth for ourselves by putting Pyramid Power to the test! Plus: Greg embraces public humiliation, Dana consults her impractical archangels, and Connor does his best Aleister Crowley impression. Polish up your copper headgear, because it's time channel them aliens! See us on tour: https://www.newkirktour.com/ Join the museum: https://www.patreon.com/paramuseum Get HOP merch: https://planetweird.stor...
Aug 05, 2024•2 hr 29 min•Season 2Ep. 3
In a stunning 1961 UAP encounter, Wisconsin plumber Joe Simonton was handed hard evidence of extraterrestrial contact: four greasy "pancakes" from outer space. Then, the evidence disappeared. In this episode, Greg and Dana track down Project Blue Book's missing faelien flapjacks, accidentally uncovering a bizarre conspiracy poised to rewrite UFO history. Plus, Connor plans a purely hypothetical heist, Keelin reminds us she isn't *that* short, and we meet two aliens from the planet Lamborghini. F...
Jul 22, 2024•2 hr 1 min•Season 2Ep. 2
We're back! In the season two premiere of the Haunted Objects Podcast, a possessed tarot deck terrifies television viewers, but the devil’s in the details. Plus, we give YOU a reading with the haunted deck, Dana reveals her secret tarot techniques, Greg embraces chaos, Connor learns about computers, and Keelin swears she knows what a shopping mall is. Shuffle the deck and hope for the best, because it's time to seal your fate with the Devil's Deck! See us on tour: https://www.newkirktour.com/ Jo...
Jul 09, 2024•2 hr 41 min•Season 2Ep. 1
Ready for a bombshell? We've obtained genuine UFO wreckage from Area 51. Yes, for real. In the season finale, we're sharing the incredible true story behind the UAP whistleblower who discovered these top secret metamaterials, digging deep into never-before-seen surveillance from the heart of Groom Lake, and asking for your help in solving a metallic mystery. Plus, Greg’s paranoia reaches an all-time high after Connor makes a frightening connection, Dana shocks us with her secret hobby, and we fi...
Jul 10, 2023•2 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 19
When Greg and Dana are called in to weird-up a popular cable tv show, they receive an artifact with strange powers: the ability to locate a lost civilization. In this episode, we strap on our mystical amulets and head to California in search of the Crystal City of Telos! Plus, Connor returns from Magic Camp, Dana teaches us discernment, and Greg airs his Bigfoot beef. Polish your quartz and prepare to channel the Ascended Masters, because we're headed to Lemuria! Join the Museum: https://patreon...
Jun 26, 2023•1 hr 30 min•Season 1Ep. 18
Have you ever felt hexed? You just might be! In this episode, Greg and Dana discuss a particularly nasty cursed object meant to cause the slow and painful demise of its intended target. Fortunately, Dana has some witchcraft up her sleeve. If you've ever wondered how to destroy a curse, we've got you covered. Plus, Greg embraces the power of the producer's chair, Dana learns to always read the note, and Bigfoot converts to Mormonism. Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Websi...
Jun 12, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Gather 'round the campfire, because it's ghost story time! In this episode, Greg shares a haunting tale from his teenage ghost hunting team while we explore one of parapsychology's most puzzling mysteries: the apport phenomenon. Plus, Dana's treasure pleasure is triggered by Uri Geller's golden alien egg, Karl shares a bizarre untold story from Hellier, and the Brotherhood of Magicians sends us an ultimatum. Meet us at the mini-mart, because we're heading to Barclay Mountain! Join the Museum: ht...
May 29, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Can you keep a secret? In today's episode, we sneak into Bohemian Grove and discover the shocking truth about the Illuminati, reveal skeletons in closets (and under floorboards), and undergo an initiation with Ke$ha. Plus, Dana's snooping backfires, Connor's magical past catches up to him, and Greg inducts you into the world's most powerful secret society. Get your ritual robes dry cleaned, because it's time to meet The Gatekeeper! Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Websit...
May 16, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Season 1Ep. 15
Warning: this podcast may unlock your psychic powers! In this episode, we dig into recently declassified CIA documents that suggest psychic phenomena are real... and that famed mentalist Uri Geller was a spy. Plus, Connor defies the brotherhood of magicians by revealing well-guarded secrets, ghostly activity manifests in the studio, and Greg & Dana undergo a series of remote viewing experiments that will blow your mind. No spoon is safe, because we're becoming psychic spies for the CIA, baby...
May 01, 2023•2 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Do you know what color your aura is? In this episode we discover the unseen horrors of the spirit realm by strapping on a pair of century-old "aura goggles" and gazing at Greg's crusty energy field. Plus, we break down the science behind auras and reveal how to see them yourself, Connor investigates a mysterious chemical compound called dicyanin that inspired John Carpenter's "They Live!", Dana poisons herself, and Gordon the cat receives a psychic reading. Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/p...
Apr 17, 2023•1 hr 51 min•Season 1Ep. 13
During the 1980’s, a series of mysterious fires ripped across England, each with one eerie detail in common: every charred home contained the same painting, all untouched by the flames. In this episode, we investigate the curse of the infamous "Crying Boy" paintings now housed in the Newkirk Museum of the Paranormal. Plus, we phone Kindred Spirits' Amy Bruni for details on a spontaneously combusting doll, Greg admits to beating up children, and Connor takes on yet another alter-ego. Keep a fire ...
Apr 03, 2023•2 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 12
Did Noah save the dinosaurs from extinction? We conclude our two-part series on the legend of the Mokele-Mbembe with a visit to a creationist museum, Keelin shares banana diet tips from Congo Bill, and Dana gets traumatized by a terrible 1980’s movie about humpin' in front of dinosaurs. Saddle up your brontosaurus and prepare to take the Bible literally, because it's time to finish our prehistoric quest for a living dinosaur! Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: htt...
Mar 20, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Do dinosaurs still walk the earth? Some scientists believe it. In this special two-part episode, we trek deep into the heart of the Congo's impenetrable jungle in search of the Mokele-mbembe. Along the way, the gang relates to soft nerd people, Connor embraces his inner-dinosaur, and Keelin continues her quest to become the world's greatest cryptozoologist. Plus: a real, live encounter with the Mokele-mbembe captured on camera! Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: h...
Mar 06, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 10
If extraterrestrials asked you to run for president, would you? Gabriel Green answered the call, and became the world's first presidential candidate to campaign on a platform of UFO disclosure... in 1960. In this episode, we shed light on Gabe Green's long forgotten political career, Connor explains how aliens control the CIA, Dana wonders why aliens are so sexy, and Greg reveals that men from outer space aren't always who they seem. Gas up your moon pods and pack a roast beef sandwich, because ...
Feb 20, 2023•1 hr 31 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Are you afraid of clowns? Maybe you should be. When a “do not open” sign is ignored, a woman finds herself haunted by "The Cracking Man", a frightening clown doll with a noisy presence. In this episode, Greg dates a Christian clown, Dana stumbles into paranormal ASMR, the gang cracks a cursed doll case, and Connor digs up a terrifying true story of possession-by-clown. Get ready to enter the Big Top, because it's time to stoke your coulrophobia! Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Vi...
Feb 06, 2023•1 hr 45 min•Season 1Ep. 8
We encountered a mythical creature in the forest... and took him Bigfoot hunting. In this episode, we recount the time we took actual movie star Jeff Goldblum on a quest to track Sasquatch in the California Redwoods. Put on a silly hat and join us as the gang practices their Bigfoot calls, Connor takes a huge whiff of Sasquatch Pheromones (and loses his sense of smell), Dana gets farted on by a cryptozoologist, Greg makes Jeff Goldblum charge a magick wand, and everyone gets the creeps listening...
Jan 23, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 7
The dead speak! Well, they write, actually. In this episode, we analyze the ectoplasmic product of a 200-year-old séance: the paranormal penmanship of a ghost. During our exploration of the afterlife, Dana discovers feminist pirate poltergeists, Connor comes out of magical retirement, Greg summons dead goldfish with his toes, and the gang has an existential crisis while weeding out haunted hoaxes. Join hands and have a seat at the séance circle, because it's about to get ghostly. Join the Museum...
Jan 09, 2023•1 hr 53 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Ever been so scared you dropped a baby? In this holiday special, we crush on the best high strangeness movie ever made: The Mothman Prophecies. Along the way, Connor offends Indrid Cold, Greg demonstrates how to drive ultraterrestrials crazy, Dana has trouble talking to ghosts, and we learn why West Virginia's official monster is a queer icon. Slather on your chapstick and hold onto your babies, because it's time to defend Mothman from slander. Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Vis...
Dec 26, 2022•1 hr 44 min•Season 1Ep. 5
Said to contain a powerful and terrifying entity, the Dybbuk Box has been striking fear into Travel Channel viewers, Haunted Museum visitors, and Post Malone fans for years, earning a reputation as the "Most Haunted Object in the World". Unbeknownst to most, the dastardly demon box holds a dirty secret. In this episode, Greg and Dana reveal how they broke the curse of the Dybbuk Box by sneaking into a hospital on their anniversary, Connor misunderstands Ghostbusters, and the gang goes shopping f...
Dec 12, 2022•1 hr 42 min•Season 1Ep. 4
In September of 1961, on a desolate mountain pass in New Hampshire, strange lights in the sky heralded the introduction of a new, more terrifying type of extraterrestrial encounter; one where stolen memories, painful medical experiments, and regression hypnosis replace friendly visitors from Venus. In this episode, we examine one of the rarest artifacts in the Newkirk Museum: pieces of the dress Betty Hill was wearing as she was abducted by aliens. We discuss our own ill-advised adventures in hy...
Nov 28, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 3
Greg and Dana share the frightening history of The Dark Mirror, a pitch black scrying mirror that terrifies all who dare to gaze into it... but why? In this episode we share our deepest fears, revisit the time we used a gigantic haunted mirror to crack a ghostly case in Gettysburg, and discover that scientists are planning to pull Bloody Mary out of a mirror with a vacuum. What are you afraid of? It's time to stare into the abyss and see what winks back. Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/para...
Nov 14, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 2
Does the Amityville Horror live on? Greg and Dana discuss a haunted plank of wood in the Newkirk Museum of the Paranormal: an actual piece of 112 Ocean Avenue. In this episode we stan Jodie the Demonic Pig, argue about spooky ghost children, and reveal surprising, brand-new information from an eye-witness source who claims that the world's most infamous haunted house held a deep, dark secret that other paranormal investigators have missed. Drink your Pepto Bismol, because everyone is getting dia...
Oct 31, 2022•1 hr 35 min•Season 1Ep. 1
