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The Harland Highway

7EQUIS / Harland Williamsharlandwilliams.com
Get your dose of Harland's twisted world of comedy on The Harland Highway. This is the place to be for Harland Williams jokes, commentary, interviews, observations & hilarious reoccurring characters. Put the pedal to the metal & tear on down The Harland Highway!
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Episodes

403 Sex with a dog, hot models, Comicon AZ

Sex with a dog?? Hot model dating, Harland visits the Comicon comic convention in Arizona, Maxi Pad confessions, terms of endearment. Ker-BLUUUNK!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 07, 201234 min

402: SPECIALL GUEST Justin Ian Daniels

My hilarious comedian/actor buddy, Justin Ian Daniels hogs the show today. Insights, mysteries and of course the Harland Highway Animal Quiz. Put pork on your splork!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 04, 201246 min

401 BANKSY graffiti artist, Geting old, advertising

Contreversial BANKSY graffiti artist, Geting old, advertising, fixing the back, signals from outer space. Blunk snunk!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 31, 201233 min

400-B The live in studio 400th

This is 400 - B the IN STUDIO AT UNIVERSAL CITY episode. Live calls and webcast. This is the second 400th episode thrown by my boss Mr. Featherstone after the threat of lawsuits. ENJOY!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 28, 20121 hr 28 min

400 WOW 400 we celebrate with Timmy the campfire boy and my boss Mr. Featherstone.

Unbelievable! 400 episodes of The Harland Highway! Thanks to all you Pavement Pounders for being here. We celebrate in Mr. Featherstones office right out of the gate. What could go wrong? Right? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 22, 201246 min

399: Harland meets JACK NICHOLSON, Fat kids, sexual harassment

Harland meets movie legend JACK NICHOLSON, Fat kids, sexual harassment, child discipline, and fun times with eggs. Swish swash swuck!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 21, 201236 min

398: SARAH CALONNA - AUTHOR, COMEDIAN, ACTOR

SARAH CALONNA, a very funny and talented author and comedian shares her insights with us today. We chat about relationships, North Korea, and do a Celebrity Quiz at the end of the show. Yes indeedy doodle!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 17, 20121 hr

397: CELEBRITY RACES, MASSAGES, SAYING PRAYERS

Car names, massage chairs, fast talking folks, celebrity races, birds, and the argument over prayers. Bless my face!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 14, 201233 min

396: MOTHERS DAY, STARING AT ASS, PRANK CALL

It's mothers day, checking out asses, killer whales, yummy toothpaste, a prank call to a bird sanctuary. Steam my dry clean!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 10, 201234 min

395: CINNAMON BOY, LOTTERY LOSER, DR. ASCOT

A visit from Dr. Ascot, losing the lottery, spooning, KFC cooking facts, trouble with the police, cooking your own food, and Cinnamon Boy stops by. Twist my Twizzle sticks!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 07, 201235 min

394: DRIVE THRU HELL, SENIOR FUENTES

Trapped in drive thru hell, squirrels and rats, eating right with bananas, a visit from my gardener Senior Fuentes, the NEW you. Trickle trackle trinkle!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 03, 201234 min

393: CUTE DOG STORIES, SPITTING, AIRPLANE HELL

New shoes, spitting everywhere, some cute dog stories, airplane take off hell, and a visit from Captain James T. Kirk. Sandbag my marmalade!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 30, 201234 min

392: LISTENER MAIL BAG, KNITTING, CANDY

Today we read some listener mail, sour candy obsession, leftover food, receipts, and who knits anymore? Burn my suntan oil!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 26, 201234 min

391: HARLAND'S LIVE STAND UP, ZOO GUY VISITS WITH ANIMALS

Hear Harland going toe to toe with a live crowd, a peek into the dictionary, are you getting old, book announcement, a visit from the Buffalo zoo with live animals in studio. Curl up my burlap!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 23, 201233 min

390: A VISIT WITH MY BOSS MR. FEATHERSTONE, CHEST HAIR, NEW MOVIE ANNOUNCEMENT

Weird stuff, news about my latest movie, coffee cops, owning a fish tank, chest hairs, and a visit with my boss Mr. Featherstone. Sweet sliced up pizza slices!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 19, 201241 min

389: CAPTIAN KIRK, MONOPOLY GAME, FOOD.

Going to the bank, Monopoly game, computer ports, food delivery, food chunks, things in 3's, movies in cars. Crab crawling cringlenut!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 16, 201232 min

388: Rock band The DOORS, iPad 3, giving to charity.

The promoter of rock legend the Doors is here, the new iPad 3, giving to charity, getting scammed, and what do dreams mean? Corn flake fever baby!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 12, 201234 min

387: GEORGE MICHAEL FROM WHAM, SENIOR FUENTES

Singer George Michael calls the show, Spam, monsters on the loose, creating a sleep button, a very special birthday, Senior Fuentes drops by for a visit. Chew your gum bum!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 09, 201234 min

386: COW FARTS, COMPUTER HACKERS, HEAVEN

Going to heaven, cow farts, the LORAX movie, computer hackers, new ice cream flavors, eye ear nose and throat doctors. Clunkey crackle corn!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 05, 201244 min

385: ROMANTIC LETTERS by SAMUEL E. QUOK, MICHAEL JACKSON VISIT

Ankle socks for men, romantic letters as read by Samuel E. Quok, food supply, knowing yourself, and Jacko drops in for a visit. Termite twittle teets!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 02, 201232 min

384:PILL POPPING, STANLY KUBRICK TRICKS, HARLAND LIVE STAND UP

Harland's live stand up, Director Stanley Kubrick pulls a fast one on us, tooth aches, popping pills, and Harland learns a new language. Marvelous muffin meats!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 29, 201235 min

383: LIFE COACH Dr. DEBBIE THYMER, OBNOXIOUS NOISES

Obnoxious noises, Life coach Dr. Debbie Thymer, lucky driving scenarios, geography names, water pipes and electric cords. Flash a boom bang - a!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 26, 201233 min

382: Dr. ASCOT, I FOUND A DEAD BODY?? CHEESCAKE FACTORY

A visit with Dr. Ascot, microwave food problems, I found a dead body, yikes! Understanding the Cheescake Factory!!! Whipped buttery bloom bloom buns! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 22, 201232 min

381: GOODBYE TO AN OLD FRIEND, ROBOTS, BAD DRIVERS

Saying goodbye to an old friend, business cards, drivers with distractions, robotic phones. Slurp a slap monkey!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 19, 201232 min

380: LEPRECHAUN KRINKY McKRINGLES, NEW PROMO GONE WRONG

My boss Mr. Featherstone implements a new promo for the Highway and it's godawful, testing 123, you have a THINGY, noises from inside us, and leprechaun Krinky McKringles. Twisted butter buns and bedknobs!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 15, 201236 min

379: CELEBRITY RACES WITH KARDASHIANS, KRINKY McKRINGLES THE LEPRECHAUN

It's celebrity races featuring the Kardashians, playing ping pong, going numb, where to go in a time machine, rats and rodents, and the worlds most annoying leprechaun, Krinky McCrinkles. Fresh, frosty, foam face!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 12, 201236 min

378: ME, VINCE VAUGHN, AND A FIGHT ON AN AIRPLANE

Too many things to do in your life, a crazy Vegas flight where a fight breaks out all around me and Vince Vaughn, and rainbows. Sweet colored cloud puffs!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 08, 201235 min

377 SPECIAL GUEST David Koechner, SNL, Anchorman, hilarious!

Very SPECIAL guest, funnyman, actor, comedian DAVID KOECHNER from SNL, Anchorman, Talledega nights, e talk about the biz, Chris Farley, and of course the Harland Highway animal quiz. Saddle up my sling blade sauce!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 05, 201250 min

376 MASTURBATION, CELEBRITY RACES, TUG OF WAR

Today we discuss masturbation, old soap, idiot drivers, playing Tug of War, good luck charms, and presidential celebrity races. Bing bang bloomlips!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 01, 201234 min

375: MURDER, DEATH AT KFC, DR. ASCOT

Doctor Ascot is in, our obsession with murder and death, a sad KFC story, and what is your dating history? Chingy's Freddy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 27, 201233 min
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