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The Happy Rant

Happy Rantwww.lifeaudio.com
Barnabas Piper, Ted Kluck, and Ronnie Martin cheerfully - if sarcastically - rant about all the things that don't matter all that much (and some that do).
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Episodes

Episode #84 - Politically Correct Stupidity, The Danger of Platform, and a LIVE Rant

In this episode of the Happy Rant Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas rant about the following: What in the world is wrong with people? The college students in this video are incapable of declaring obvious truths for the fear of offending people. Of course, we might be afraid of offending them by airing our true opinions too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfO1veFs6Ho What are we supposed to do with big-platform ministries that seem, pretty obviously, to be ruining pastors? Is the platform sinful? Is it ...

Apr 25, 201636 min

Episode #83 - T4G Recap, Singles Ministries, and What We're Working on Next

In this episode of the Happy Rant podcast Ted and Barnabas rant about the following while Ronnie is off fretting for his life and hoping to survive a week from conference hell. Barnabas offers an on-site recap of Together for the Gospel, sartorial stylings and all. The humor and awkwardness of singles ministries, not to mention some fantastically awful names for them What is each host working on now? A book? A screenplay? A new album? Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire...

Apr 18, 201640 min

Episode #82 - Bro Code, Gender Reveal Parties, and Silly Sermon Titles

In this episode of the Happy Rant Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas rant about the following: D'Angelo Russell, a Los Angeles Lakers rookie, has been blasted in the media for breaking "bro code" by recording a video of a team mate admitting to cheating on his fiancee. But which is the real brach of code - filming or cheating or both? In recent years pregnancy announcements and gender reveal parties have become a cottage industry. What is this insanity? Why do churches - especially mega churches - feel t...

Apr 11, 201646 min

Episode #81 - Egg Hunts and Helicopter Drops and Did Driscoll lead to Trump?

In this episode of the Happy Rant Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas rant about the following: What's the deal with church doing huge, expensive "helicopter drops" and Easter egg hunts in celebration of Easter? Do they actually work for getting people to attend? DRISKY BUSINESS - John MacArthur claimed that Mark Driscoll paved the way for Donald Trump? Is this crazy or crazy like a fox? Can Christian comedians really be funny or does the need to be edgy and controversial rule them out? Discover more Chri...

Apr 04, 201631 min

Episode #80 - Unlikeable Sports Teams, True Experts, and Solidarity

In this episode of the Happy Rant Ted and Barnabas take on the following while Ronnie was off preparing for the Easter Egg hunt or something. Which sports teams are the most unlikeable and why? What is "expert" these days? It seems like anyone can just claim the title. What is "solidarity and why do we stand in it? And if we do so on Twitter does it make a difference to the people across the world? Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at l...

Mar 28, 201641 min

Episode #79 - Multi-level marketing in the Church, Hate-Watching Shows, & Books that Influenced Our Writing

In this episode of the Happy Rant Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas rant about the following: Have all the multi-level marketing schemes and sales messed up church? What would a women's Bible study be without someone selling essential oils? Why do people hate-watch shows? Do the hosts? What books most made the hosts want to write and influenced their writing? Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us ....

Mar 21, 201635 min

Episode #78 - Andy Stanley on Small Churches, Settlers of Catan Evangelists, and Binge-Worthy TV Shows

In this episode of the Happy Rant Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas rant about the following: Andy Stanley said parents who take their kids to small churches are selfish, and we just had to take that on. For some reason a game called Settlers of Katan is a Christian cult classic, and yes that is an oxymoron. What's the del with this? Which shows have we enjoyed binge watching recently? Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-...

Mar 14, 201638 min

Episode #77 - The absurdity of the Oscars, The morality of the NFL, and is it ok not to vote?

In this, the 77th episode of the Happy Rant, Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas discuss the following: All things Oscars from Chris Rock's monologue to Leo's acceptance speech to the absurdity of an academy awarding itself. A listener question about the morality of supporting the NFL and the hypocrisy therein. Is it ok for Christians not to vote? Is it a sin to stay home on polling day? Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-...

Mar 07, 201639 min

Episode #76 - Unpopular Opinions on Books, Choosing Music Wisely, and TRUMP & HILLARY!

In this episode of The Happy Rant Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas discuss the following: Unpopular Opinions about books - in what will likely become a recurring bit the hosts each share one unpopular opinion about books. Beware Cs.S. Lewis and John Piper fans, you may come away unhappy. How can we call music excellent that is profane? A listener sent in this question after our previous praise of Kanye West. TRUMP & HILLARY! HILLARY & TRUMP! We discuss the madness that is the current politic re...

Feb 29, 201638 min

Episode #75 - Listener Criticism, Unreformed reformed guys, and Crazy Kanye

In this episode Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas discuss the following: A listener takes us to task for our lack of fact checking in a particularly, um, verbose fashion. Why do reformed guys who just love to talk about grace an joy act with so little grace and joy? Is Kanye crazy? Is he a genius? Maybe both? And what about that $53 Million in debt? Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us ....

Feb 22, 201647 min

Episode #74 - Cam Newton, Super Bowl Spectacle, and Think Pieces

In this episode of the Happy Rant podcast Ted Kluck, Ronnie Martin, and Barnabas Piper discuss the following: Why is Cam Newton such a controversial figure? Ted find him insufferable, and Barnabas thinks he's awesome. A debate ensues. The Super Bowl is a football game, but it's much more - it's a spectacle. What are we gaining and what are we losing because it get's bigger and shinier every year? "Think piece" is a pejorative term for an opinion article, and the hosts discuss the good, the bad, ...

Feb 06, 201639 min

Episode #73 - Why Comedies Don't Win Oscars, Advice for our Younger Selves, and Churches Using Business Principles

Comedies are often the most memorable movies. People love them. So why don't they ever win Oscars? If we could go back in time and talk to our 20-year-old selves what advice would we give? And would we even listen to that advice? Churches are not businesses, so how should they use business principles? Or should they at all? Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us ....

Feb 01, 201643 min

Episode #72 - Books that Need to Be Movies, Helicopter Parents, and Charity Businesses

In this episode you'll notice something new. That intro, so hot right now. We also rant about a few things. What books would be awesome if they were made into movies? And which ones might be . . . not awesome? What effect is all this helicopter parenting having on kids? Will they be productive members of society? Will they be any earthly good? What's the deal with charities functioning as business? Or is it businesses using charity to market? Why can't charities just be charities? Discover more ...

Jan 25, 201642 min

Episode #71 - An Epic Game of "Would You Rather"

Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas take on listener-submitted "would you rather questions such as the following: Would you rather talk predestination with a college undergrad or a Kindergartener? Would you rather only be able to wear 90's Christian t-shirts or have to sport a man bun? Would you rather have sat courtside to see Michael Jordan or have been in the front row for Michael Jackson? These are just a sampling, so tune in for the full, tense, agonizing discussion. Discover more Christian podcasts ...

Jan 18, 201643 min

Episode #70 - An Emergent Update: Rob Bell, Mark Driscoll, Brian McLaren, and More

In this episode we try something a little different. Since Ted co-authored a book several years ago called "Why We're Not Emergent" and since the key players in the Emergent movement keep rearing their heads we figured we'd do a "where are they now?" episode. We follow up on Rob Bell, Mark Driscoll, Doug Pagitt, Dan Kimball, and Brian McLaren to see what they're doing now, what are they teaching now, and what their current hair styles might be. We also get an important update from Ronnie on when...

Jan 11, 201635 min

Episode #69 - Ugly People Can Sing Too, Pastor Self Promo, and Year-End Book Lists

- Why are all the Christian singers good looking? Can't ugly people sing too? And what does this tell people about what it takes to be a successful Christian? - At what point does a pastor's social media posts about his ministry excitement become overkill? - A discussion of the proliferation of year-end book lists on blogs - helpful, braggy, or something else? Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us ....

Jan 06, 201637 min

Episode #67 - Star Wars, Gluttons, and Crazy Christian Leaders

- A brief argument about the merits of cats and dogs - Will our hosts participate in the Star Wars hubbub? Is the hubbub worth all the trouble? - What are we to do when guys like Jerry Falwell Jr. or Franklin Graham make outlandish statements in response to Muslim extremists? - Why is gluttony an acceptable sin for Christians, or at least one that never gets discussed? Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us ....

Dec 21, 201532 min

Episode #66 - Ronnie's Secret Sports Addiction, Advent vs. Lent, and Guilty Pleasures

- Ronnie may not be a "sports fan" but he does have one secret sports love - Why do evangelical Christians feel so comfortable with Advent and celebrate it so much but kind of weird out about Lent? - What's the deal with guilty pleasures? Why should anyone feel guilty about enjoying music or movies just because someone in skinny jeans says so? - A little bonus chat about who would win the Heisman. Did Ted and Barnabas guess correctly? Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire...

Dec 13, 201540 min

Episode #65 - Happy Rant Holiday Extravaganza

- Get Calvinist swag for Christmas - The best (and worst) Christmas movies - Holiday nostalgia - Strange and wonderful Christmas traditions (especially at the Piper house) Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us .

Dec 07, 201540 min

Episode #64 - A and B List Reformed Guys and Game Day Tweeting

- Why are some Reformed pastors viewed as A listers (Piper, Keller, Chandler) and other are B Listers? - Who tweets more egregiously on game days, @BarnabasPiper or @JaredCWilson? - We sponsor our *own* show Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us .

Nov 29, 201530 min

Episode #63 - Girls in MMA, Shyamalan's Downfall, and Drisky Business

- Rhonda Rousey is a huge star, but would we let our daughters fight like her? - Can a creative force like M. Night Shyamalan bounce back after such an epic collapse? - Drisky Business: what is Mark Driscoll up to these days, any how? (and of course we tell you HOW YOU SHOULD FEEL ABOUT IT) Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us ....

Nov 24, 201540 min

Episode #62 - Ranting about Ranters (and red Starbucks cups), Homeschooling Saves Lives, and College Students Rising Up

What's the deal with people ranting about red cups and ranting about ranting about red cups. We respond by ranting about ranting about ranting about red cups. We read through some iTunes reviews and discover that Homeschooling saves lives. We discuss the uprising at the University of Missouri and, being white and reformed(ish) tell you precisely how to feel and think about it. Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-u...

Nov 16, 201539 min

Episode # 61 - Gospel-Centered Laws, Whiney White Guy Music, & Why Coaches Won't Take Risks

A new co-host is welcomed. Why do "gospel-cetnered" people make so many new laws? Why are all 30-something white guys expected to like whiney, Ryan Adams-y music? Why are all professional sports coaches are loathe to take risks and try new things even when it makes sense? Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us ....

Nov 09, 201542 min

Episode #60 - STEPHEN'S RETIREMENT, Adult Halloween Parties, Adopt-A-Team

Stephen officially announces his retirement from the podcast. Are adult Halloween parties acceptable? When is it okay to adopt a sports team as your own? Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us .

Nov 02, 201547 min

Episode #58 - Christians swearing, Unwritten sports rules, the Ryan Adams effect

Should Christians use curse words? What are the best, worst, and dumbest unwritten sports rules? What artists should cover other artists, like Ryan Adams did with Taylor Swift? Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us .

Oct 08, 201541 min

Episode #57 - The Celebrity Pope and Pastors As Football Coaches

What's the deal with the Pope? Why are celebrity pastors reviled but the Pope gets a free pass? What pastors are like NFL coaches? What are Ted, Stephen, and Barnabas reading these days? Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us .

Oct 01, 201547 min

Episode #56 - THE HAPPY RANT CCM TOUR!!!

It's time for the first ever HAPPY RANT CCM TOUR. Are you ready for all the incredible goodness we've got packed in??? Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us .

Sep 17, 201540 min
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