On a little planet called Planet HaHa an open microphone comedy show has been running for more than 500 years. Tonight on stage will be a first, a comic will be killed and a couple trying to have a nice wedding anniversary will be caught in the middle. Read and written by Shelley-Anne Wooderson this tale of murder and betrayal is the second Planet HaHa story in our collection. It contains adult language and themes.
This post apocalyptic tale is not for everyone. It's based on a world where the youth have been left to fend for themselves after a pandemic and human contact is something only remembered in poetry. This Halloween episode is one of the darkest yet. Read and written by Shelley-Anne Wooderson
What if a corporation could guarantee you eternity? The beauty of a perfect moment forever, a heaven on earth, no belief in the almighty necessary. Would you sign up? This story is read and written by Shelley-Anne Wooderson
Here is a treat for all my listeners, a story by Desiree Matlock which it was my honor to read. A story about eternal love.
Sometime in a not so distant future someone invents a fantastic AI app for your phone. This AI is the universal translator. And it listens to everything around you and can tell you what everyone else is saying. The implications of this were never really understood. This story is dedicated to the Mayor of Idyllwild. It is read and written by Shelley-Anne Wooderson. Enjoy
Charlotte wants nothing more than to find the one place where she feels at home, but if she ever does find it will she really want to stay? This story is read and written by Shelley-Anne Wooderson.
I have been allowed to be a medium and bring you the voice of Gloria, dead for just a month. This is her story, told with a ouija board in hand and tongue firmly in cheek. Enjoy. Read and written by Shelley-Anne Wooderson.
Like many ghost stories this begins on an quiet road, where a dark shadow follow Anne and her son David home. I present to you a story of fear and possibly paranoia. Read and written by Shelley-Anne Wooderson
The words of a foul mouthed murderer who just wants to be on TV. This story is read and written by Shelley-Anne Wooderson. It contains plenty of four letter words. Is he a traitor, or a hero, a terrorist or a freedom fighter? That is really for history to decide.
Somewhere in a place not too different from this one Frank is having a really bad day. But then no-one said being a zombie would he easy. This story is written by Bernie Pratt (www.berniepratt.com) and read by Shelley-Anne Wooderson. Enjoy
Far above the earth a spinning sphere is 40 years old, a home for the dead who are no longer permitted to be buried planetside. The planet of the dead needs a caretaker and Tim just got the job.
This story is read and written by Shelley-Anne Wooderson. It's about loss, and endurance, and the death of a child in a future where medicine is advanced enough to care even less.
What would we be willing to lose to have a world with no wars, to have a peaceful and orderly society? Written and read by Shelley-Anne Wooderson.
Thaddeus Washington has just invented the most amazing creation, it's going to make him rich and famous, it's going to save countless lives. Or is it? Read and written by Shelley-Anne Wooderson
This adolescent dream is brought to you from deep inside a deformed body asleep in a computer system. On a totally alien planet a girl who doesn't exist meets a boy who doesn't either. Read and written by Shelley-Anne Wooderson
Letters Home is about all the things people never say to each other. About the conversations we have with ourselves while trying to talk to someone else. It's about love, and disappointment, war and regret. Listen to know more. Read and written by Shelley-Anne Wooderson
This is a story about an alternative reality city dwellers take for granted. A story of a world where there are no stars. Read and written by Shelley-Anne Wooderson.
Marvin Matrix lives a lonely life, on stage 24 hours a day on the only continuous open mic comedy show in the universe. He was never programmed with tear ducts but he does have a sense of humor, and a fractured funny bone.
What if your fate is not the only one that can happen to you? Read and written by Shelley-Anne Wooderson
Cassie has a gift, and a problem. She can see the future, but no-one believes her. What if you could see the future and change the lives of everyone around you, but no-one would listen to a word you said? Read and written by Shelley-Anne Wooderson
This is a story of the kind of everyday horror we take for granted. The horror of finding yourself alone and ageing and angry. It's the horror of a frustrated woman who is tired of taking what life has dealt her.
The Breeder is read and written by Shelley-Anne Wooderson. It's set in a time when a mother's love isn't as powerful as money.
There are some things science can not explain, one of these is love. What will a scientist do to rejoin his love? Read and written by Shelley-Anne Wooderson
In a world where social distancing means social isolation and robots are your only companion where do you go for love? Read and written by Shelley-Anne Wooderson
The writer of tonight's story is Dan Farren, storyteller and comedian par excellence. He brings his knowledge of the world of stand up comedy to this little tale of selfish little men.
Teaching is hard, substitute teaching is harder. Those who can't do, teach.... these kids are our future, but still.... Read and written by Shelley-Anne Wooderson
Far out in space Peter and his lost boys wander the universe never aging, never growing up. They are the ultimate adventurers always looking for the next excitement, but there is one adventure they wont undertake. Read and written by Shelley-Anne Wooderson
This story is set at the intersection of Pacific Coast Highway and the Road to Hell. Written by Richard Mueller this story takes us on a journey down a road we hope not to travel.
This irreverent little tale is about the second coming of Christ. It it read and written by Shelley-Anne Wooderson.
Bernie Pratt writes stories with a touch of darkness, this story takes us deep in the ugliest of worlds, the mind of a substitute teacher.
