3. why Twilight is a piece of disastrous art

Edward languidly left his fingers trailing at my neck as he said, "As though you can fight me, spider monkey." I scrunched up my nose in disgust before saying, "What you sayin', HUH?" Honestly, Twilight would've ended in ten minutes if I were either Edward or Bella but does that make it less of a cinematic art? I think not. Listen in to another selfish, opinionated and no-direction podcast of why I (you should too!) love and hate Twilight. Don't come for me, @Stephanie Meyer.