Got too drunk? Family Emergency? Dog ate your homework? Find out how to get out of, or apologize for, any situation with The Habit Comedy Podcast as they draft the Best Excuses . Featuring David Swidler, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell. Special guest appearances by the honorable Judge Reinhold. After listening, go vote on Twitter and tell us who you think won. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of those weirdos who uses Stitcher...
Apr 09, 2018•41 min•Season 2Ep. 30
Podcast contributor and regular Habit member, Dr. Mark Siano drops by the podcast to render his judgment in the Chores Fantasy Draft . Please rate and review us on iTunes .
Apr 05, 2018•3 min•Season 2Ep. 29
Is it garbage day? Time to do the dishes? Pop in some earbuds and let The Habit Comedy Podcast take your mind off the task at hand, as we draft the best CHORES. Tip: spell out the alphabet while sweeping, it'll go faster. Featuring Lucas Thayer, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell. Special guest appearances by the honorable Judge Reinhold. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of those weirdos who uses Stitcher or something.) Reviews d...
Apr 02, 2018•53 min•Season 2Ep. 29
David Swidler, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell draft the best Dinosaurs in a very special episode of The Habit Comedy Podcast. Special guest appearances by the honorable Judge Reinhold and the feathered Doboshaurus. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of those weirdos who uses Stitcher or something.) Reviews definitely help us stand out in a sea of podcasts. If you don't, the terrorists have already won. For a complete library of...
Mar 26, 2018•33 min•Season 2Ep. 28
David Swidler, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell draft the best drinks in this week's episode of The Habit Comedy Podcast. Special guest appearances by the honorable Judge Reinhold and Sam's pink eye. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of those weirdos who uses Stitcher or something.) Reviews definitely help us stand out in a sea of podcasts. If you don't, the terrorists have already won. For a complete library of past episodes of...
Mar 19, 2018•38 min•Season 2Ep. 27
Who won Episode 0026 Game Show fantasy draft? Good friend of the podcast, Kelly Dermody chimes in with her judgment. Want to share your opinion? Twitter poll now open — @theHabitComedy or @FantasyDraftPod
Mar 15, 2018•2 min•Season 2Ep. 26
David Swidler, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell chime-in to answer the question, "what are the best game shows," in this week's episode of The Habit Comedy Podcast. Special guest appearance by the honorable Judge Reinhold . ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of those weirdos who uses Stitcher or something.) Reviews definitely help us stand out in a sea of podcasts. If you don't, the terrorists have already won. For a complete lib...
Mar 12, 2018•54 min•Season 2Ep. 26
David Swidler, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell christen Season 2 of The Habit Comedy Podcast with a tasty Sandwich draft. Special guest appearance by the honorable Judge Reinhold . ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of those weirdos who uses Stitcher or something.) Reviews definitely help us stand out in a sea of podcasts. If you don't, the terrorists have already won. For a complete library of past episodes of The Habit Comedy ...
Mar 05, 2018•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 25
Dave, Ryan, and Jeff return to kick off Season 2 of The Habit Comedy Podcast which begins Monday, March 5th with special guest Judge Reinhold. This teaser episode also features a bonus mini-draft by Mark, Luke, and Dave picking the Best Winter Olympic Sports, courtesy KUOW in Seattle. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of those weirdos who uses Stitcher or something.) Reviews definitely help us stand out in a sea of podcasts....
Feb 23, 2018•11 min
Season 2 of The Habit's Fantasy Draft Podcast drops Monday, March 5th, y'all! Until then, enjoy this rebroadcast of a favorite episode, featuring David Swidler, Mark Siano, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell drafting the best Holidays. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Feb 12, 2018•47 min
Finally! Something worth debating with your racist uncle: The Best Side-Dishes of Thanksgiving. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of those weirdos who uses Stitcher or something.) Reviews definitely help us stand out in a sea of podcasts. If you don't, the terrorists have already won. For a complete library of past episodes of The Habit Comedy Podcast, visit www.TheHabitComedy....
Nov 23, 2017•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 24
It's a Halloween Day Miracle! A new episode from America's Favorite Fantasy Draft. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of those weirdos who uses Stitcher or something.) Reviews definitely help us stand out in a sea of podcasts. If you don't, the terrorists have already won. For a complete library of past episodes of The Habit Comedy Podcast, visit www.TheHabitComedy.com ....
Oct 31, 2017•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 23
It's The Habit's Season One Finale! Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, and Jeff Schell treat you to a delicious Desserts Fantasy Draft. Cake? Pie? Ice Cream? There can be only one, Highlander. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of those weirdos who uses Stitcher or something.) Reviews definitely help us stand out in a sea of podcasts. If you don't, the terrorists have already won. For ...
Sep 15, 2017•1 hr 6 min
Can you name the best cheese? Ryan Dobosh, Mark Siano, and Jeff Schell stink up the joint with a very cheesy episode. Mark munches on Brie rind. Ryan cruises the neighborhood with his shirt off. Jeff has the food palate of a five-year-old. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of those weirdos who uses Stitcher or something.) Reviews definitely help us stand out in a sea of podcast...
Sep 08, 2017•1 hr
Which is the most invaluable kitchen utensil? Or is it valuable? David Swidler, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell draft everything but the kitchen sink in this week's draft. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams. Sponsored by GlorifiedRugby.com . ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of those weirdos who uses Stitcher or something.) Reviews definitely help us stand out in a sea of podcasts. If you don't, the terrorists have ...
Aug 25, 2017•57 min
David Swidler, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell draft and rank the best super powers. Jeff finds himself crouched in the corner of a room, coated in baby powder. Ryan shape shifts into an animal that sits atop domed stadiums. Dave stumbles into telekinesis while controlling Seattle's weather from his futon. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of those weirdos who uses Stitcher or som...
Aug 18, 2017•54 min
Bong, spliff, pipe, gummies, or vape? Mark, Ryan and Jeff hash out the best way to get stoned. Jeff weeds out anything combustible. Ryan's hand-held vaporizer goes to pot. Mark is blunt with his mom. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of those weirdos who uses Stitcher or something.) Reviews definitely help us stand out in a sea of podcasts. If you don't, the terrorists have alr...
Aug 14, 2017•50 min
Which fruit is top banana? David Swidler, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell put their melons together and literally compare apples and oranges. Ryan doesn't give a fig about Jeff's new scale. David thinks watermelon rinds are plum. Jeff finds himself in a real pickle over best artificial fruit flavor. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of those weirdos who uses Stitcher or something....
Aug 04, 2017•1 hr 1 min
Put your thinking cap on: what are the best hats? Lucas Thayer, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell try for a hat trick with their trio of picks. Lucas gets a bee in his bonnet over the draft rules. Ryan can't keep his OJ Simpson news under his hat. Jeff tips his hat to the beaver trappers of Frontier America. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of those weirdos who uses Stitcher or something.) Reviews definitely help us stand out in...
Jul 28, 2017•59 min
STOP! WRONG WAY! DO NOT ENTER! Signs, signs. Everywhere a sign. But which ones are the best? Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, and Jeff Schell navigate this topic to determine the nation's top road signs . Ryan experiences the existential angst of l'appel du vide. Dave does carpool karaoke with Vanessa Carlton. Jeff regails with a totally-not-boring history of road sign typefaces. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platf...
Jul 21, 2017•54 min
I'm on a boat! No wait. I'm on a space shuttle! No wait... What's the best mode of transportation? The Habit tackles this tricky transportation topic. David Swidler gets a job announcing women's volleyball. Ryan Dobosh dreams of Space Camp. Jeff Schell fires shots at blimps. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of those weirdos who uses Stitcher or something.) Reviews definitely h...
Jul 14, 2017•1 hr 2 min
Tony the Tiger. Sugar Bear. The Trix Rabbit. What do the best cereals all have in common? (Besides causing early onset obesity.) Jeff Schell, Ryan Dobosh, and Mark Siano salute Cap'n Crunch and his fellow Cereal Mascots. Ryan gives Yelp one star. Jeff weighs-in on cannonballs vs jackknives. Mark dances around his first time getting stoned. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of t...
Jul 07, 2017•58 min
Are unicorns racist? Can mermaids be fish-top-woman-bottom? A Mythical Creatures Draft of epic proportions hosted by the three-headed beast of Mark Siano, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell. Ryan shares his tips for seducing moms. Jeff transforms into a Centaur for HILF Volumes 1 - 3. Mark exposes the global conspiracy behind Narwhals. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of those weird...
Jun 30, 2017•1 hr 7 min
Biomes? Geographical features? Landforms? Whatever you call those things, Indoorsmen David Swidler and Jeff Schell sort through the confusion to draft their favorites. Mr. Schell throws shade at picnics, fireworks, and... well, shade. David appreciates nature from behind a steering wheel, and shares more than just his name with Magician David Copperfield. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless...
Jun 23, 2017•44 min
Which letters of the alphabet make the grade? Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, and Jeff Schell debate their ABCs. Ryan struggles to transition from Truck Friend to Truck Guy. Jeff's research doesn't win him any friends. Dave opens a drug store on Paradise Island. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of those weirdos who uses Stitcher or something.) Reviews definitely help us stand out ...
Jun 09, 2017•52 min
Is ketchup with mac 'n cheese a sin or sinfully delicious? What pairs best with french fries? Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, and Jeff Schell answer these centuries-old questions as they draft their favorite condiments. Ryan reveals his hidden hot dog shame. David refuses to try your seafood, no matter what you claim it tastes like. Jeff welcomes our benevolent Heinz Overlords. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platfo...
Jun 02, 2017•54 min
Which states are the best? Dave, Ryan, and Jeff tackle this polarizing question, and debate whether there are enough worthy states to fill a Top Ten list. Jeff learns a tiger can't change its spots. Dave reveals a secret affair with Sunset Magazine. Ryan recalls his first fake ID and his passion for both boozing and cruising. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of those weirdos w...
May 26, 2017•51 min
The Habit boys took a week off from recording to celebrate Mother's Day. They'll be back next week. In the meantime, please enjoy this NSFM (not safe for moms) bonus clip. Special bonus appearance by Billy Dee Williams. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of those weirdos who uses Stitcher or something.) Reviews definitely help us stand out in a sea of podcasts. If you don't, the terrorists have already won. For a complete lib...
May 19, 2017•7 min
Who says Death should get the final laugh? Mark Siano, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell mine humor from natural disasters, plane crashes, and being literally surrounded by loved ones as you pass away. Mark opines the romantic ideals of coughing up blood. Jeff prefers a naked death over pain. Ryan donates his organs to sharks. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of those weirdos who u...
May 12, 2017•53 min
Ryan Dobosh and Jeff Schell match wits as they debate the relative merits of classic board games Chess, Monopoly, Scrabble, Risk, Battleship, and more. Jeff pulls a real Apples to Apples move by deferring first pick. Ryan throws shade at Settlers of Catan. Jeff and your Grandmother get along fabulously. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of those weirdos who uses Stitcher or som...
May 05, 2017•51 min
