GLD 529 - Walking Hopefully Down The Aisle

of those. This is one of those episodes. I really liked it. I stand by all of it. And to answer the question that you might have at the end of it, is there a girl? Oh yeah, there's a girl. She knows she's the girl, she will always be the girl, and she's the reason I want to release this one again. Maybe that's cryptic, maybe that's a tease, but anyway, maybe we will enjoy it again if you heard it for the first time back when we released it the first time.

If not, let's take a walk down the aisle on this one together. Hi again, everyone, it's Brian Howie. Welcome to the Great Love Debate, the world's number one dating a relationship podcast since twenty fifteen. I am back here in the very fine and fancy studios of Pod Popular Podcasts for the people. I'm sitting on a couch. It's

very luxurious. I'm at the one in Boca Raton, Florida, and I'm gonna I'm gonna read you a list of a bunch of celebrities, famous people, mostly actors, and you're gonna guess at home what are these people have in common? And then I'm going to tell you what they have in common and why I want to bring it up today. Okay, a little bit different today, but little exercise I want to do. I'm gonna give you this list, and yes they're all wealthy, but that's not the reason for the list.

Are you ready? Oprah Winfree, John Cusack, Matt Dillon, Bill Maher, Al Pacino, Charlie's Thrown, ryl Crow, Owen Wilson, Keanu Reeves, Matthew Perry, Marissa Tomay, Diane Keaton, Brian Christopher Howie. So I threw myself on that list, and so just off the top of my head there there are one, two, three, four, four Oscar winners on that list. But that's not what

they're have in common, NASA. That is a list of people who are over forty years old and have never been married, and they range in age from the youngest on that list is probably char Lee's and the oldest on that list is probably is al Pacino eighty three, and everywhere in between. These are people that have not been married. And I throw myself in there because I'm one of those people. And why do I bring that up? I bring that up because I get asked that question

all the time. How can you do a show about love, dating relationships when you've never been married? And I have a couple of answers to that. First of all, this is not a advice show. This is an opinion show. That's a discussion show. I'm not out here, I'm not coaching anybody. I'm giving you a sort of the consensus based on the fact that we visit and hear literally millions of people over the last ten years on this show and are trying to give you at least a

little bit of a roadmap to that. Now, where does this roadmap hope to lead? I believe to marriage or at least a long term relationship, which I haven't always had lots of those, but most of these people on this list, And so people say to me, like, how can you never been married? Well, you know, you don't have to be a even for those who do coach and have never been married who are dating relationship coaches.

You know, Bill Belichick never played professional football doesn't mean he can't coach Tom Brady and cancer and on college doesn't have to have cancer and in order to be

able to treat it. You know. That being said, I believe that if you have gotten to the age of forty years old and you have never been married, you had better be prepared to give an answer on that question beyond I was too busy, or I hadn't met the right person yet, or any of that, because all of those answers are bullshit, and there is a real reason why you haven't gotten married, including me, and it's

not necessarily a positive thing. If I met somebody over forty to date and she had never been married, it would absolutely be a red flag to me. I would want to know why I would want to know the answer of why they have never been married. And so I'm not here to just initially talk about marriage is better or worse whatever, I'm going to get into a lot of that. I would just want to talk about a lot of these people why they give their answers as

to why they've never been married. Some are good and some are, you know, I think cop outs, and I want to talk about me and my reason and some of the things that I believe and I do believe

in marriage. And as I've said many many times on this podcast, the reason why a lot of marriages break down, I guess is because pretty quickly, I think too many marriages go from husband wife to mom and dad, and mom and dad is a whole different dynamic then you know, let's date and let's fall in love, and there's a lot less romantic elements about it, you know, when you

take away the family. That being said, I research some of these people to see what their answers are as to why they didn't get married or why they have not gotten married. And some of them are a little snarky, and some of them are cop outs. Like I said, I'm gonna read you a few of them. So John Cusack, who's not nearly as famous as he used to be, but he was famous for a while. And his father went to my college. By the way, somebody asked him, could you describe why you have not gotten married in

five words or less? And Cusick said, no, but I can do it in seven. Society doesn't tell me what to do, you know, that's his answer. But that's not really a reason, like you should not not get married just because you're sort of this rebel against society. You know, there's a lot of reasons to get married. There's a lot of reasons not to get married. I don't think because you're like, I don't need a piece of paper to tell me to fall in love. I think that's a cop out. And I think you need to have

a better reason than that. Bill Maher, who's a krusty fucker if you've ever met him, But he says, I mean, is anyone really that interesting that that they will be the person you want to spend this much time with for the rest of your life. And I think the answer to that is, hopefully marriage or not. If you find the right person, hopefully you will want to spend as much time with them forever and ever and ever, and everybody else pails in comparison, So I think he's

wrong than that. Char Lee's says marriage that's never been something that's important to me. Well, that's a little bit of a dismiss thing too, because it doesn't mean just because something wasn't always important to you, doesn't mean that it couldn't be important to you, and doesn't mean that it wouldn't be important to your partner or your relationship or anything else. So I'm not particularly fond of her

answer either. Diane Keaton, who is darling. If you ever run across Diane Keaton, stop her and talk to her for fifteen minutes because she is a delight and she's probably close to eighty. And she dated al Pacino, I guess back in the day after The Godfather in real life, and he's never been married either, so I don't know

if that's some kind of pack they made. But she says, I just don't think it would have been a good idea for me to have been married, And to me, that takes a certain degree of ownership, because I think she says that that maybe she has some elements that she has not dealt with where she may be either trapped or unable to sort of fulfill the commitment of marriage.

Maybe she would feel like she was somehow put in a situation where he So I think that this is sort of an un resolved issue with her and the people that she's dated, lots of famous people. Maybe she put that out to them that I'm a really good girlfriend, not such a great possible wife. Ava Mendez gave an answer, And she is very famously and I think very committed to Ryan Gosling, who also has never been married, but I don't think he's quite old enough to make this list.

But Ava Mendez said, I actually think it's really sexy to be with someone in their fifties or sixties and be like, that's my boyfriend. I think husband and wife are very unsexy words. Now I think that is getting somewhere. I think that's getting to a place where it's like, the reason I'm not married is because i want something

even more fun and deeper. And I'm not saying marriage doesn't necessarily doesn't necessarily mean that people get married for a whole lot of different reasons that have nothing to do with the romance. And I'm in the romance business. So she said that Shakira, who has not been married, she said, ed to tell you the truth, marriage scares the shit out of me. I don't want him to see me as the wife. I'd rather him see me

as his girlfriend. And that's another one, just like Ava Mendez says, there is something when you are happy at least that is so much better about boyfriend and girlfriend than husband and wife. I believe will ever be for the most part, and again saying this is somebody's never been married. Maybe it's awesome, but I think the spark and the romance, it's just not there. So I'll get

back to that one in a second. The last one is Edie Falco, who was Carmelo soprano, and she said, I'm not married because I tend to get a lot of eye rolling conversations with people about their marriages. Why would I want to head there? Very true, I've made that comment. I've made that joke myself at a time or two in the past where by the time I even considered it, in my late thirties, everybody I know was coming back out of the club, so to speak.

Everybody else was getting divorced. Nobody seemed to tell me that it was better. Very rarely did I hear that people were happier husband and wife than they ever were boyfriend, girlfriend. And when people get married, I always ask them when somebody proposes, why did you decide to get married? Why I decided to take that step? Why did you know this? And the answers I always get are never the most

romantic answers. They always circle in this area of well, it was time to settle down, or we've been dating for three years, I wanted to be committed, or we wanted to have kids or anything, but the are you kidding me? She is the love of my life, and of course I want to spend the rest of my life with her. I want to hear that I do. That being said, I'm going to get into some of what I believe is the prose of at least the commitment.

I'm going to talk about what it means to not be married and why I had to take a quick break. Not that I have to pay for a wedding around here, but I can pay for a lot of other things. We are talking about marriage. We are calling this episode the marriage trap question mark exclamation point. Not sure we will be back right after this, and we are back, and I like to talk about politics a lot. And

somebody asked me, would you ever run for office? And I said that I don't believe that I could win, and they asked me why, and I said, I have two things that America will not vote for. One, I am agnostic doesn't mean I'm an atheist. It means I'm agnostic, which I think we all are at our core. Agnostic means I don't know. I don't really know. Could be maybe people are not comfortable with that answer. They want

in God, we trust, on the money. They want put your right hand on the Bible and swear to God. They want all of that. People are not prepared to deal with somebody who does not embrace some faith. I'm aware of that, and I'm not an atheist by any means. I'm like, I don't know, but they're not prepared to deal with agnostic. The other thing they are not prepared to deal with is bachelor president. And I don't care how long or how committed you are to your girlfriend.

There has not been a There's only been two in history, and there has not been one in I think one hundred and fifty years. I forget who was Tyler Harrison one of those nondescript ones. There's not been a bachelor president in a long long time. America does not like that. They think it is not stable. They would rather have

somebody with five divorces than never been married. And a lot of you out there in the dating pool would rather have somebody with five divorces than somebody who's never got married, because you guys always tell me, at least your means, it means you're capable of commitment, at least you're willing to take that plunge. At least you're willing to get on the knee, and says I want to do this, And I don't know if that really is

true just because somebody gets married. A lot of people, like I said, get married for a lot of reasons. A lot of people get married assuming it's not going to law forever. And a lot of people, especially men, the ones who get up there four or five, six, seven marriages. Shout out to the late Larry King. I think you're getting married after you've got divorced so many times, and you do have the means to survive divorce. Many times, I think you're trying to lock her down. I think

you're not trying to make sure she's with you. I think a lot of these guys are proposing so she doesn't go with somebody else. And I think that's what a lot of the serial marriers are, and I don't think that's necessarily a better thing. And so a lot of the especially the women and the people, come to our show and they put their hands up and they say, I wouldn't necessarily trust somebody who is a bachelor in their forties, fifties, sixties, because that generally means one of

three things, none of them good. And I agree with this. To the women, it means you're gay, possibly closeted, and I'm not saying that's a bad thing. I'm saying it's a bad thing for a woman looking for her husband. Two, it means you're an absolute player and you don't want to just pick one woman or three. You are emotionally unavailable, mommy issues blah blah blah blah blah, and so you haven't probably processed it. You can probably put me in category two and three for a long long time. And

I think two leads to three. I think you could say that I was on emotionally unavailable for most of my adult life because, as I've said a lot of times on this podcast, my parents were married a long long time, fifty plus years. I'm not sure they even liked each other, and so that was not a good example for me. And because I did not trust the love quote unquote that they had for each other, I'm not sure I could trust the love they had for me,

And then I'm not sure I trusted the concept. So I existed most of my adult life in sort of this emotionally walled off middle bandwidth, not too high, not too low. I had a lot of long, long term relationships where I would put enough chips on the table to stay in the game, but not enough to go

all in. I have, I think processed that I have dealt with that, I own that if somebody says, why haven't I got married, I put it entirely on me and the work I needed to do and the conversation I needed to have with seven year old Brian and the therapist I needed to see, and all that kind of stuff. And I don't think until I got to my mid forties was I sort of emotionally competent enough to say I want to go all in, but part

of me has always liked that concept. Secretly, I've been sort of working on this proposal for like twenty years. I spent like ten minutes a day on it, like somebody who works on a puzzle. A little bit. I think I could do it better. I think I could make it more meaningful. I think she would tell her friends and make her friends feel terrible that their husband just sort of lit it up on a scoreboard. And so there's a part of me that really believes in that that I want there to be a level beyond

boyfriend girlfriend. And you've heard me do podcasts about this before, where I'm like, the best compliment I can I can say is to just look at the person I'm with and say, that's the girl, and I know what that means, and she knows what that means. And I've done a whole episode on that. But you know, to outsiders, they want to be able to define your relationship and make it seem like he is different from all the boyfriends,

she is different from all the girlfriends. These long term couples that we know are happy together, you know, the Goldie Hawns and Kurt Russell's and people like that who've been together twenty thirty years and we kind of know. And the question they always ask is like, why didn't you guys get married? I read, I think Ricky Gervais is with his girlfriend for like thirty years. How can you never get married? Yeah, I think that marriage probably

wouldn't bring any more to the table. I do believe there's value to the kids if mom and dad are married, even though it takes the romance out of it. I think it's good to have probably the same last name, and it feels like a family, And I see the pluses in all of that. And I do believe in and want and the one guy, one girl happily. Ever after, let's do fifty years. And people have joked to me, well, now you waited so long, you probably don't have to

do fifty years. So you shorten the you shorten the term, you shorten the sentence to like thirty four years. Maybe, But I'm also not jaded on the idea of marriage. Lots of people who get into their forties fifty sixties, almost all of them are divorced. If they're still single, the dating pool is filled with mostly divorced people, and for those people. They have lost the hope and the faith and the dream of till death to us part happily ever after because they tried it and they don't

have it. So I believe, you know, Oprah, whatever her you know, personal situation is. And she gets criticized and questioned all the time about her relationship with Stedman and her relationship with Gail, and her relationship with everything, and you know, she had a traumatic childhood. She's also a conglomerate, which involves a lot of lawyers and stuff. If you want to get married, it's a little more complicated. I don't think she's not capable of love. I don't think

it's something she doesn't want. I don't think any of these things. You know, Tom, she's on this list. I went out one night with Marissa Tomy. Not your marriage is for her either. God, I'll just leave it at that. But as for me, and for a lot of people who come to our shows, men so called bachelor's for forty forties and fifties, I think in a lot of

ways that it's capable of breaking the bachelor. I believe the right woman, girl, situation, relationship, timing can make him do exactly what he would have done that you dreamed about when he was twenty four. We bring up Warren Beatty a lot on this podcast, who was probably the most famous bachelor in the I don't know, sixties, seventies, eighties. He probably had a thirty year run as the the lothario of Hollywood. He's now been married to an At Benning,

like thirty two years, like a long long time. He waited and waited and waited and got married and it worked for him. He waited till I think he was ready to not just meet the right person, but to let that person be that person in his world, in his presence, in his universe. I think a lot of men are doing the work and do want to make

it work. And the guy who's single at forty eight or fifty two or sixty two and he's never been married, I don't think he's out there chasing around some twenty six year old because he's never dated somebody young, or he's never dated an Asian girl, or he's never had this or that or whatever, because he's married for fifteen years. I think the so called lifelong uncommitted bachelor's I think there is capable of love and lasting a relationship as

anybody you know. I know, people always always look at George Clooney like, has he ever settled down? That was a bit of the myth that he was putting out there. He was married in his twenties to an actress, so he was married for a while. He liked the People magazine covers that he was the sort of you know, perpetual bachelor, But that wasn't really the case. He was a married guy, and I think his wife, who he married, now knew that people were always like, oh, he waited

to find this intelligent woman. No he didn't. I'm not saying his first wife wasn't. I'm just saying he didn't wait like anybody else. He was just a regular divorced guy out in the pool. But I think when people make these snippy comments about marriage or like I don't need a piece of paper to tell me or whatever,

I don't necessarily agree with that. Like, I think there is something to the ceremony and the rings and standing up in front of whoever your friends or your family, or God or society and saying I am committed to this person in a very definable and public fashion. I think that has merit. I like that you can give

me all that. That's easy for you to say you don't do that doesn't mean I don't believe in it, And I don't know if it means you have to actually go through go down to city hall and get the paperwork and whatever it takes, blood tests and licenses

and all that. You know, you guys could stand on a bluff in Ireland and say the vows to each other and believe what it is you believe, and call each other a husband and wife and let the world know that this is the person for me, and that's the guy and this is the girl, and that's what I think. And so I don't I don't know. I put myself on that list at the beginning, but a lot of them are sort of anti and bitter and

angry or jaded about the concept of it. I am not one of those people, which is probably why I do this show. I believe in the me and you two of us loving, monogamous sharing growing There's nobody in the world I would rather be doing this with than you, And so whatever that looks like, however you have to phrase that, however, you have to to seek that. I'm all in. I'm in favor of it. I believe in it. So put me on this list, take me off this list.

But if you ask me why I haven't been married yet, just put the put the focus on yet and not on never. All right, shoot me an email Great Love Debate at gmail dot com, all you perpetual bachelors and bacherettes out there. I on here. Thoughts on it go to Great Lovedebate dot com. We have some shows, live shows coming up. I'm picking and choosing which ones I

want to do. But I'm sure somebody at the show will raise their hand and say, why are we talking to you you've never been married, and I will have an answer for it. I'll say, listen to this episode. But most importantly, like, share, follow, please review this podcast. Reviews will always mean a lot in the podcasting ecosystem Happily ever after, because, as always at the Great Love Debate, we never stopped making love. See you next time, the.