This episode is dedicated to one of the most controversial ancient philosophers—a woman *audible gasp* named Hypatia. Go ahead, look it up. There are no documented women philosophers from the 'ancient era.' Or are there? Of course, to some historians, she was a witch, and to other historians, she was a genius who fell victim to political jealousy. Either way she was targeted and burned at the stake (pun intended) because of a dude who would have been diagnosed with narcissistic personality disor...
Sep 30, 2024•18 min
Hey Party Animals, today we are learning how substances have always been everyone's favorite shortcut to the meaning of life or "to have a good time." But according to science and the esoteric, the key is to be mindful of balance, as the line between medicine and poison is really just a matter of dosage. So be intentional, stay curious, and think twice before trusting anyone with a vape. Also, spoiler alert and trigger warning: Crista reviews the movie Blink Twice by Zoe Kravitz and incorporates...
Sep 09, 2024•16 min
The Prisoner’s Dilemma, Tit for Tat, and Nash Equilibrium… what do all these have in common.. they are strategies that can help you navigate your dating and social life. Crista also shares her formula for securing a second date, making lasting memories, and maximizing personal utility. Like always business first so we’re starting with a crash course in economic thought experiments and then end with Crista’s favorite act of micro feminism aka live trolling weird dating app matches.
Aug 18, 2024•21 min
What do you get when you put a divorced, philosophical feminist mother and a hetero cis white or Hispanic realist male in the same room? The answer: A lot of bias and micro-aggression checks, semantics specificity, scientific definitions, and devil's advocate level trolling. Join Crista and Your Friend as they discuss dog saliva, purchases and services found on the dark web (organ harvesting and assassins), and the science behind religion. Also, did you know there is a religion founded when the ...
Jul 28, 2024•59 min
A concept that is still elusive in the 2,346 years of science is whether the mind/soul and the body are separate entities or if they are one... Crista parallels that idea and wonders if love is based on something in our souls or if it's purely an experience of hormonal cocktails. While we may never really find out, one thing is for certain: love can be either a unifying or destructive force of nature. Combining the scientific and metaphysical aspects of attraction, listen on for an insightful ex...
Mar 26, 2024•21 min
Listen as Crista documents all the ins/outs, predictions, and trends for 2024 because, well, she fully predicted Kanye and Kim's marriage in 2010 just by watching that one episode of Kim and Kourtney Take New York; knew her exes (2010, 2014, 2018, 2021) were lying just by that stupid ass look they made with their faces; correctly guessed the 2021 Kentucky Derby and Super Bowl winners; and one time in Vegas, stood next to a random man at a Craps table, made friends, and dictated the correct bets ...
Jan 02, 2024•35 min
It's part of the two-fer to celebrate the holidays!! Originally recorded: March 8, 2022 - International Women's Day! Crista visits the magical city of Las Vegas to visit a childhood friend from Japan, Jenn. Get a sneak peek into what women talk about when no one is around as they discuss the oldest documented erotica, Jenn’s poetry as a Y chromosome connoisseur, the best communication/flirting tips for that special someone (some backed by science), and LOTS of locker-room girl talk. If you have ...
Dec 25, 2023•1 hr 13 min
It's part of the two-fer to celebrate the holidays!! Originally recorded: July 4, 2022. In Las Vegas, one of Crista's favorite places is Ninja Karaoke. The main reason – they serve Japanese Plum Wine. At one of Jenn from Japan’s Ninja Karaoke performances, Crista made friends with girl dad Darius the Aquarius. This episode listens like a live stream, but that’s because that’s what it was… open your ears to unedited banter as they talk music, observations on life, Darius’ love of the multiverse, ...
Dec 25, 2023•2 hr 3 min
"Sorry, I'm late. I'm a mom and *humble brag* a PhD student." Listen as Crista gives a quick life update and even quicker synthesis on why women are better hunters, the failings of the Man the Hunter theory research (and any research completed through a patriarchal societal lens), and most importantly, why Las Vegas is one of the most incredible places on earth. And before any of you men start talking sideways about this episode... just know... Gomez Addams would never.
Dec 17, 2023•19 min
Join us as Crista chats with the very talented musical artist Shateish, hailing from Virginia's vibrant music scene. Her distinct tone, mesmerizing voice, and clever wordplay along with a fusion of blues, soul, and east coast hip hop sound waves, produced by Raw Koncept's NOTTZ, sets her apart from the rest of the crowd. Crista and Shateish touch on the many hats women wear, the undeniable alter ego all women have tucked away until the time is right, and her journey through music that has brough...
Jun 07, 2023•48 min
Phew it only took 420 days to upload a new episode and this week’s episode is about small-town Texas boy turned Special Warfare Operator for the US Navy Seal Team 6… but it comes to a complete stop when Aaron Howard is accused of catfishing women. After a full investigation, no evidence of photos, even not being in the country when some of the texts were sent to the victims, passing TWO polygraph tests, and a list of plausible theories on why he was targeted as a PNG (Persona Non Grata: an unacc...
May 24, 2023•1 hr 15 min
If he doesn't call you back, is flaky, has bad skin, or has fucked up eye brows.... you may be dating a meth head or a catfisher. Listen as Crista and Josh discuss ethical dilemmas, when it's best to mind your own business, and good samaritan laws. Josh shares his irrational yet rational fear of medical staff checking out his package and being the victim of compromising selfies while he's knocked out under anesthesia. Josh is also a girl dad and shares how his life completely changed when his da...
Mar 29, 2022•1 hr 21 min
Pet peeves, bad habits, or Sudden Repulsion Syndrome (SRS)???? Have you ever looked at the person you were dating and felt absolutely annoyed or disgusted for what seems like no reason whatsoever??? Maybe they chew too loud, they’re always late, or maybe you started hating the way their armpits looked…..whatever the reason for the disgust there is a very scientific reason this happens in relationships. Listen as Crista and Shane-Michael share and discuss their most absurd and wildest SRS moments...
Mar 14, 2022•49 min
Short, sweet, and solo. Xoxo. AGENDA: International QuirkyAlone Day. Yeezy turning into Skimmyz PR plan. Benefits of crying. The similarities between love and addiction. The ingredients to a scientific love potion. Making the patriarchy work for you. Crista's best pick up line. Life hack to increase adrenaline *Do at your own risk.
Feb 21, 2022•43 min
Join Crista as she gets into mom mode with 17-year old Showcase 757 Grand Prize Winner Kashout PFK. They discuss the use of music as an outlet for a variety of emotions; when he started to take music more seriously (hint: age 8 or 9); where his inspiration comes from; how he almost got lost along the way; and he even helps Crista with a Good MILF parody rap song. Don't worry Kashout, writing credits were added. The biggest takeaway, while not even old enough to vote, Kashout has experienced life...
Feb 14, 2022•53 min
Look out world.. TeezySoDope is taking over,.. the airwaves and your brainwaves. Teezy's formula for success: consistency, determination, networking, meditation, and dope vibes. Join Crista and Teezy as they discuss inclusivity in the music industry; the stories and inspiration behind Teezy's songs; being a cheerleader for your people and most importantly yourself; the importance of showing gratitude; talking to your past self from the future; believing and saying who you are and not dimming you...
Feb 08, 2022•1 hr 5 min
An unregulated market, crypto, digital artists, and Paul Logan. What do all these have in common??? A $41,000,000,000.. yes BILLION dollar market made from thin air. Crista asks Rap Wolves NFT Creator, Andrej, to stop by The Good MILF kitchen to give an introductory lesson on the who, what, when, where, why, and how of the newest and most innovative media that is not necessarily “real.” Andrej shares the story behind his creation, Rap Wolves, and he may or may not tell us how you can launder mon...
Feb 04, 2022•57 min
Do you remember Episode 1 when Crista went on a date with a guy that lived on a bus? Yeah, that guy.. well this isn't him, but Kevin was the bartender that hosted Crista and Bus Guy's 7-hour date. Now retired from bartending and back to his passions: fighting and comedy, Crista gets down to business as they both reminisce about her hinge match from that date night. They discuss flirting as a way to get a bigger tip in the service industry, double penetration, and what it's like to date a vegan. ...
Feb 03, 2022•51 min
One of the interviews in the two-fer for this week includes Celebrity Makeup Artist, Creator, and CEO of Pretty Girl Makeup Christina Flach. As Crista's daughter gets sassier and sassier she is looking for all the mom advice she can get.... Just her luck, in walks a Super Mom. Armed with advice, tips, and how-to's on life, mom duties, post-traumatic growth, raising kids that make good decisions, and her infamous green juice Crista walks away with a notepad full of resources. They share stories a...
Jan 18, 2022•44 min
Crista is starting the year off with some awesome interviews. The two-fer for this week includes comedian #MrFeedYoGirl Big Vino. They discuss what type of woman has the best snacks in the pantry; Vino's first time on stage; the different types of pimpin; and various slang words for fellatio; the best way to break up with someone; and of course, dogs. As Vino explains to Crista the school of thought behind what is known as the existential crisis, Crista discovers the trigger of her own stage fri...
Jan 18, 2022•55 min
For the very first episode of the year, Crista made sure to find one of her amazing mom friends to be featured as a guest on the Good MILF podcast, and yes she is single! With both moms free of their kids (they are with their "other" family) they talk about dating in the 21st century; why they are choosing to friend zone their favorite men; Bri teaches Crista how to be mean to men... only the ones that deserve it of course; mom shit; more mom shit; dog mom shit.... literally; how to sneak in the...
Jan 12, 2022•1 hr 16 min
A serious episode where Crista & Twizz discuss flirting, being friendly, and the phenomenon known as sexual over-perception bias. Yes, that’s a real thing and it is a major red flag!! You know when you’re just being nice to the guy hitting on you at the bar, but then he just won’t stop or go away….. Science shows some interesting findings about these subset of men. They also discuss some fascinating economic shifts in America that are being led by Generation Z and Millennials. Happy Holidays...
Dec 30, 2021•1 hr 15 min
Knowing how to use your feminine energy as your weapon of choice is a great resource to have in your toolbox. That goes for you to men. Feminine Energy is about intuition, nurturing, being, experiencing, receiving, and compassion. When you are thrown into an unstable survival mode (masculine energy) you can not thrive.. and when you don't thrive in your environment you don't feel sexy. So, what will it be??? Embrace our feminine energy to be in a perpetual sexy mode or be out of balance and not ...
Dec 21, 2021•37 min
Ever want to be a fly on the wall at someone else's first date? Well here's your chance. Crista convinced one of her Hinge matches to have their date on The Good MILF podcast.. interview style. Everyone meet Jay. Originally they were supposed to talk about yin & yang; oral sex; giving and receiving; fake love; and the formula for complementary opposites. However, Jay from Hinge can be kind of an asshole. Like Ye level asshole, but he's also a feminist. It's all about balance people. Listen a...
Dec 14, 2021•1 hr 14 min
Kung Fu is normally associated with martial arts, HOWEVER, Kung Fu essentially refers to any skill achieved through hard work and practice. What kind of skills are we talking about today??? Just as martial arts is a system and tradition of combat practices, self-defense, self-care, and spiritual development... we are earning our black belts in boundary setting, flirting, the power of sex, healing orgasms, clearing blocked chakras, more flirting, escape plans (if needed), more orgasms, and Crista...
Dec 08, 2021•1 hr 7 min
Spooky Season is over?! Not if the Good MILF can help it, but first hear about the roller coaster rides of the various dates she's had over the past two weeks; where she rates her hinge dates like amazon reviews. This will be an ongoing segment as we move forward because it is just as exhilarating as it is traumatizing identifying new red flags, green flags, and modernizing dating advice based on very true first-hand experiences. Crista explains when to enact the phases of friend-zoning; what th...
Nov 11, 2021•52 min
Sex spells, love spells, money spells, and even spells to hex the lady that keeps letting her dog shit on your lawn. A spell for anything and everything can be found on Etsy or YouTube. Just an FYI. On this episode, we hear about Crista’s personal experience with magical herbs such as psilocybin mushrooms and Vicks Vaporub. We will touch on seduction’s role in witchcraft in order to get what you want socially or politically. Oooh la la. Crista also discusses the world’s most famous seducer, Casa...
Oct 21, 2021•38 min
We’ve all been ghosted or have been the ghoster. Honestly, when you get ghosted you should just assume the guy died. So then he’s an actual literal ghost. To continue with spooky season we talk ghosts (dead and alive), signs and messages from the undead, relationship attachment styles (which are positively correlated to the act of ghosting someone), and more red flags. Hear about Crista’s interaction with a medium who can talk to spirits, discussion about the gender of GOD, and hear this week’s ...
Oct 21, 2021•46 min
10/10 Portal and SPOOKY Season is here!! Get ready to fly on The Good MILF’s broomstick for an insightful episode where sexual anthropology meets science, history, religion, the metaphysical, and the mystical. In this episode we discuss cults; the best way to pick an ex-husband; witches; past lives; true crime; stereotypical gender norms; Mercury retrograde; toxic energy; Crista’s manifestation for her dream man; animal hierarchies; Adam, Steve, and Lilith; sprinkle in a pinch of emotional bagga...
Oct 11, 2021•1 hr
EARLY RELEASE! You’re welcome! Crista and Zeke discover what science, the CIA, and Zeke’s mom say about the best way to tell if someone is lying. They will train you on how to become human lie detectors and unmask the deception of fake bitches and fuck boys alike. Zeke is Crista's favorite dog dad and they talk about the most elaborate lie to come out of their mouths. Zeke even calls his mom to find out a few things. They also play a little game called two truths and a lie. *NOT OPTIONAL* Let’s ...
Aug 14, 2021•54 min
