Manifesting whilst coitus and learn how you should respond to your boyfriend after he discovers that you were cheating on him with his dad. A de-escalation technique to use in any situation.... well most situations. After you listen to the episode and you want to learn more about de-escalation just search the world wide web for EAR statements.
Stream of consciousness monologue. Try to keep up.
Crista and Shane discuss their own experiences with toxic Asian parenting styles, family dynamics, and reflect on the effects. Crista comes to the conclusion that no parent really knows what they are doing and we're all just trying to thrive, survive, and keep the kid(s) alive. Shane shares a brief history lesson of how Pride was birthed (spoiler alert: it started with a riot), and he shares the story of his very first Pride!
Crista's ready for her hot MILF summer. She dives deep into her psyche on this solo episode and covers recent events in her personal life, reflects on the Instagram dm-er that tells her she thinks she is a "sexually liberated heroine" (not his words exactly.. but you know), receiving someone else's personalized photo collage blanket as a gift, a reiteration of 'if he wanted to he would,' a discussion on the primary emotional needs of humans, what science says about first impression gazes of the ...
To close out and celebrate Asian American Pacific Islander Heritage Month and Jewish American Heritage Month, Crista is joined by her Jewish friend Jack Moody for the longest Good MILF episode EVERRR. Jack Moody hails from The Big Apple and is the voice behind the podcast The Neighbors Upstairs. Jack also moonlights as a stand-up comedian, but we’ll never know where he’s at because Jack Moody is a fake name, and no one knows what he looks like.. very Banksy of him. They discuss the Israel – Phil...
Everyone's favorite dad is back!! Carlos Spicy Weiner, who was originally the anonymous male perspective from Episode 6, in this episode, he shares his thoughts about being a second-time Dad with a baby born during the COVID-19 Pandemic; tells us about the trials and tribulations when it came to fulfilling his wife's pregnancy cravings at a time when most grocery stores were out of stock of every fucking thing; storytime about his mom and Mother's Day; and specifically how he failed to mention t...
Crista dives deep into a listener's question about long-distance love. She also introduces some tools from her metaphorical relationship advice toolbox. All tools referenced in this episode are from books that are banned from several prisons due to their ability to persuade and/or manipulate depending on context. Remember: play dumb, feed their ego, and create the illusion of control.
The good old days... you know what I'm talking about.. You're in your early 20's not a care in the world except what clubs you were going to go to over the weekend. In this episode, Jenn and Crista reminisce about living in Japan and all the shit they used to get into while trying to have fun and fall in love. Hear about how Crista used to pick up guys in bars and her infatuation with Cinderella, why they had to pretend to be some guy's relatives when his girlfriend showed up at his house, how a...
Sada Abe was forced to work at a brothel at the age of 17. Spending her next years in and out of prostitution, she met the love of her life, Kichizo Ishida. However, he was married and a womanizer. Listen to Crista's first true crime episode on one of the most famous murders in Japanese history. The Psychological Diagnosis of Abe Sada (1937) - "Abe is an example of the dangers of unbridled female sexuality and is a threat to the patriarchal system." Ango Sakaguchi (1946) - "Sada Abe is a tender,...
More of the shit show that was Episode 22. Crista is still trying to get the guys of Pink Eye Productions to make sense and stop being stereotypical privileged cis white males as they discuss the book The Game by Neil Strauss and other dating tactics. What’s up with white boys always wanting to play Devil’s Advocate?
Warning: There is a lot of shit-talking in this episode as Crista is joined by Pink Eye Productions. Pink Eye Productions = JT from The Takedown Podcast + Jake Moody from The Neighbors Upstairs + Eric from Another Booty Lickin Track. This league of extraordinary gentlemen help Crista dissect the book The Game, by Neil Strauss. The New York Times Best Seller shares advice on how to “seduce” and “pick up” women. Think the Oprah Book Club meets the Howard Stern Show. It’s so good it’s a 2-parter....
Everyone's favorite guest is back on and Crista saved some listener questions and stories just for him! They also dive deep into the exponential increase in anti-Asian hate crimes since the COVID-19 pandemic, being third culture kids (an individual who grows up in a culture different from the one in which their parent(s) grew up), Crista talks about her experiences with dating apps and the fetishization of Asian women, Shane talks about his experiences as an Asian man on dating apps, and they bo...
This week Crista is joined by the Psychedelic Princess herself, Shanoon Occean. Shanoon is the creator and host of The Wolf Portal Podcast. Crista wanted to get in touch with her metaphysical side, so she asked Shanoon to zoom in and discuss spirituality, dreams, parallel universes, meditation, ethereal philosophies, and psychedelics. Buckle up and enjoy the trip. Pun intended.
In honor of Women's History Month - Join Crista as she travels the globe in 30 minutes in search of badass and not very well-known women from history. Meet Tomoe Gozen, Lozen, Nieves Fernandez, Dahomey Amazons, and Grace Sherwood.
In the continuation of Episode 17, Mario and Luigi give us an inside look at their viewpoints around dating. We also discuss why they don't have social media, the Armie Hammer cannibalism headline, checklists when meeting an ideal partner, Mario outs Luigi as the King of two-month relationships, reasons why WE ALL ghost matches, red flags, mean girls, top tier traits guys vibe with when it comes to the opposite sex, generalized social pressures for women, personality traits vs. physical traits, ...
Get your mind out of the gutters, you degenerates. It's Crista's first podcast threesome with two dudes. Meet Mario & Luigi. Both will remain anonymous for various reasons, but here's a fun fact. Luigi is also known as Experiment 210. Experiment 210 was this hot guy (think Matthew McConaughey meets Luke Skywalker) Crista matched with TWO years ago, they went on a few dates, but nothing ever happened. Crista and Luigi analyze their dates, interactions, text messages, and discuss their perspec...
Crista has been trying to figure out if she’s a shitty mom, so she discusses with Angelique Clark, Fitness Youtuber, to talk about cussing in front of your kids, working out, potty training, the annoying kids shows were forced to watch, how to hide veggies in kid food, bribing your kids with sweets, some memories from high school, making your kids exercise, more mom shit, and of course the most effective and efficient workouts that are perfect for busy moms... and other busy people too. But you ...
Ghetto Ghost is a hip-hop artist who was shot 7 times at point-blank with a .45, had to go through 15 surgeries that included facial bone reconstruction, plastic surgery, and metal plate placements in his skull and face. Even after all that, he is still making music and doing whatever the fuck he wants to do. Hear him talk about his first exposure to hip hop, being a CRIP, his new investment venture into health and wellness, his thoughts on Peaky Blinders, and you'll get to listen to his unrelea...
After being banned from gloved boxing, El Tornado Tyler Goodjohn entered the bare-knuckle ring and is UNDEFEATED.. also, he is the World Champion... WORLD as in the planet Earth. Listen to him talk about corruption in the fight game, what's next for him in his bare-knuckle career, the weirdest request from his Only Fans account (Yes, he bares all and puts in work... well so we’ve heard....), his go-to Starbucks order, his views on mental health, who he thinks would win in a fight Jon Snow or Tho...
Early release because this episode gave me all the feels when I was finalizing the edits. Meet Ashley and Cameron as they tell us how their love story evolved after Cameron spent almost 11 years in Federal Prison for dry conspiracy charges. Definition of dry conspiracy: a formal or written statement from an individual or group of individuals rather than physical evidence. Cameron came out of prison broke, caught the real estate boom, invested in himself, and is now living happily ever after with...
Trigger warning: This episode contains discussion around BDSM, fetish porn, sexual acts, consent, and other topics surrounding sex. Crista’s first monologue. She goes over the BDSM-centered historical origins of Valentine’s Day, discusses expectations and boundaries, and talks about why she would be the perfect dominatrix. The episode is short and sweet, but jam-packed. Get ready for today’s lesson.
Listen to Part 2 as Shane and Crista discuss what they had to do to break the toxic cycle of learned behavior, their real life recovery process from those relationships, how they self-care, how they gratitude, and then hear about Shane's epic first time at Pride in Virginia Beach!!
It doesn't matter if you are male, female, or non-binary; we've all been the stupid fucking bitch. You know what I'm talking about... we see the red flags waving in our faces, but we skip on by like we're headed to the next roller coaster ride. Figuratively AND literally. The constant ups and downs are not cool, and we share our experiences and bring in examples of red flags and gaslighting to help the stupid fucking bitch in all of us.
Jason Wood is a girl dad, U.S. Army combat veteran, former collegiate athlete, Beast (his daughter and he dressed as Beauty and the Beast for a Father-Daughter Dance *swoon), smart, professional endurance athlete, and hopeful #1 draft pick for a tinder match's gang bang. He sits down with The Good MILFs and tells us his journey from couch potato to a world record attempt on Mt. Kilimanjaro.... and yes, he's single.
Remember in Episode 2, Crista talked about her best friend, the drug trafficker... haha..the one that got arrested with 29 lbs of pot, you know, the one that went to jail in Chicago. Well, Jenn zoomed in and had some things to say.....
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! Crista and Theana talk about their Christmas trip back to SoFlo and what they have planned for the new year. Time to get a little serious as they tell us about their relationship attachment styles, their upbringing, the kind of parents they are, and how the military has shaped who they are as adults. Don't worry in true Good MILF fashion they will make you laugh and teach you a few things. Enjoy and don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review. Follow them on Instagram @thegood...
In this week's episode, Crista and Theana are joined by Carlos Spicy Weiner. There's a statistic somewhere that states that about 9% of Americans have been to a sex party, i.e. a group gathering at which sexual activity takes place. *Not necessarily an orgy, but orgies may happen. The MILFs and everyone's favorite dad talk to Brooklynn about her experiences in this taboo and secretive group.
What happens when an Asian overachiever, a Cubana mami, and a Jewish princess enter the chat?? Listen to a small part of our collab with one of our favorite podcasts, Girl Interrupter, hosted by Shayna Amster. Also, the Good MILFs have to take an emergency trip to Key West. Hear Crista talk shit about South Floridian drivers, Theana defend her "defensive" driving skills, and the MILF's innate ability for match-making.
Theana tells us about the ruination of Papi, Crista discusses leaving her daughter with a good ex-con, the MILF's play The Question Game, and they introduce a new segment titled Dick Pic First Impressions. Enjoy!!!
On this episode of The Good MILF Crista tells us about getting reprimanded by Uber and how the Farmer lost it over her being pro-mask. The girls tell us about dating military guys and what the term Frog Hog means. Enjoy!!!
