Goin’ Deep Show 2216: Hos before Bros? Yoga pants and Ghosting

Kid A.G. drags special guest JayBird into a swamp of bro-drama and booze-fueled regrets. Kid’s bitching about a pal who’s dodging him harder than a vegan dodges bacon, whining like the egomaniac he is about how this “big baby” won’t man up. Pot, meet kettle—because Kid’s next move is bragging about getting so shitfaced he can’t remember screwing. 

They yap about a Tinder sob story: a hot blonde, a Top Gun cuddle sesh, and a parking-lot grope-fest that ends with her vanishing into the ether. Three years later, he’s still crying about it—get a grip, dude. Together, they stumble through a cesspool of horny rants: gym yoga pants sending their brains to Boner Town, the existential crisis of banging a “mom,” and the grim realization they’re just pervy fossils in denial. It’s raw, it’s raunchy, and it’s a masterclass in why these two should never be allowed near a mic. Tune in, if you hate yourself!