THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. JESUS GIVES BARBIE A GLOWING REVIEW! On the next twitch.tv/thegodpod , God and Jesus descend to earth after hearing about the rise of the Evil X Corp, only to be met by Ben Shapiro’s Barbie fire doll collection and trend-jackers distracting the masses from truth. Will God and Jesus save Barbie-mas? Will God remember that he made penis fish? Wil...
Jul 27, 2023•1 hr 5 min
THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. GOD, SATAN, AND BARBENHEIMER! On the next twitch.tv/thegodpod , it’s a Barbenheimer world when Satan and God go union strong and fight for the rights of Darth Vader impersonators while smiting the dark forces of TikToker scabs. Satan does shrooms with Janet Yellen as the earth heats up and as the prosecutions heat up on Trump. God and Satan kic...
Jul 24, 2023•55 min
THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. GOD AND JESUS SUPPORT EVERYONE ON STRIKE! It’s another mission impossible on twitch.tv/thegodpod when the three amigos Santa, Jesus, and God find themselves in battle from coast to coast with movies that are too long, magical thinking, toilet paper, trigger-happy baseball cops, and their archenemies Trump, Lauren Boebert, and Tucker Carlson of ...
Jul 20, 2023•54 min
THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. NO REST FOR THE WICKED There’s no rest for the wicked on twitch.tv/thegodpod when God and Mary Mags team up to smite evil capitalist movie execs hellbent on starving writers and stealing the likeness of actors. The deity duo then finds themselves up against the America for profit industry, the dancing TikTok doctor, White Nationalist Sen. Tommy...
Jul 17, 2023•1 hr 5 min
THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. TOXIC BILLIONAIRE PEEN CONTEST Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and God unite on twitch.tv/thegodpod to form the Holy Trinity in an epic battle against good luck bird poop, billionaire peens, lying robots, Jesus’ weird habit of eating hotel hallway leftovers, Guy Fieri hobnobbing with Trump, and the dark Twitter overlord Elon calling Zuck a cuck as the ...
Jul 13, 2023•1 hr 11 min
THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. MOMS OF STUPIDITY! Satan and God stream live on twitch.tv/thegodpod . While God is away hiding dinosaur bones, he gets inspired by Mr. Beast to giveaway $200 to a random Twitch follower. Meanwhile, Satan parties hard with the Dems but forgets his coke at the White House, creating a cable news feeding frenzy. All hell breaks loose when a human d...
Jul 10, 2023•59 min
THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. MOMS OF STUPIDITY! Jesus and God stream live on twitch.tv/thegodpod to save humanity from a Christian web designer, real-time bigotry, voting corporations, and the fascist group Moms of Liberty. God smites Twitch haters by denying them the right to laughter, Jesus preaches to the masses against Twitter’s new rules, and God finally answers the a...
Jul 06, 2023•58 min
THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. THE SUPREME COURT SUCKS! Mary Mags and God unite live on twitch.tv/thegodpod armed with the court of public opinion and mind changing facts to walk viewers through the valley of dumb, surrounded on all sides by an out-of-control SCOTUS, institutional racism, internet soundbites, Christofascists, a shirtless Robert F. Kennedy, idiotic arguments,...
Jul 03, 2023•1 hr 3 min
Jesus Christ Superstar, government employee Santa, and God battle creepy AI Jesus and the evil blinding video of Trump taking a dump at the Blind Faith and Free Dumb CONvention. The action continues when Jesus goes to a Pride parade, Santa disposes of scientists crashing his workshop, and Elon’s mommy forbids him to cage fight with Zuckerberg. Come for the blessings, stay for the SMITES! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesom...
Jun 29, 2023•1 hr 5 min
THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. A New Commandment For Billionaires Satan joins God live on twitch.tv/thegodpod to discuss Jim Gaffigan, onomatopoeias, flaccid horns, ethically sourced organic porn, and the Top 10 Dumbest Ways To Die. Satan teaches everyone about the wonders of birdwatching and grilling. God and Satan then descend into Fox News Hell to judge the "Faith" and "F...
Jun 26, 2023•59 min
Join God, Jesus and Santa for another rollicking live episode recorded on twitch.tv/thegodpod. First, God delivers the TOP TEN SLOGANS FOR ATHEISTS! Jeopardy contestant heathens can’t answer a simple question, satanic products at Hobby Lobby lead to boycott, and Megan Fox accused of witchcraft by a huge weirdo. Also, cracker barrel has fallen! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. ...
Jun 22, 2023•58 min
Mary Mags returns to rejoice in the rewards of the wicked with God, discuss Trump’s indictment, hope boners, Pat Robertson still being dead, and conservatives' Top Ten Whataboutism Defenses Of Trump. Join God and Mary as they struggle to watch Fox News together. They discuss a Russian global cyber attack, Dems and anti-trumpers uniting, and polls for the presidential race in 2024. Mary gets nothing but love on ‘Listener Feedback.’ And don’t miss Blessings and Smites!!! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS:...
Jun 19, 2023•1 hr 9 min
The Holy Trinity hosts another live twitch.tv/thegodpod episode to discuss the Reddit strike, the Tony Awards, and the Top Ten Places Trump Will Flee To. On ‘World New,’ Bill Barr says Trump is toast, a jackass says "what?" and Trump is cool with espionage and big dumps, botox-ed Guilfoyle defends Trump, Jeanine gaslights, and Trump doubles down on hate. On ‘Ask God,’ you’ll discover if Jesus had imaginary friends growing up, if Mary Mags washed Jesus’ crusty feet with her hair, could Jesus get ...
Jun 15, 2023•1 hr 8 min
Satan and God celebrate the Pride Month miracle of the passing of Pat Robertson, answer questions from Twitch Chatters, and read the Top Ten Hobbies of Satan in His Free Time. On ‘Ask Satan,’ you’ll discover what Pat Robertson’s first day in Hell was like, if Satan likes country music, what happens to evangelicals when they wake up in Hell, if Satan was present during Ron DeSadness’ Twitter launch, and if Satan is in the FBI. On ‘World News,’ discuss the end of the world skies in New York, the T...
Jun 12, 2023•1 hr 2 min
God, Jesus, and Santa go live on twitch.tv/thegodpod to answer questions from followers, and read the Top Ten Ways Republicans Respond When Asked To Define ‘Woke.’ On ‘World News,’ DeSantis, disgusted by empathy and common decency, declares war on the woke mind virus, Nikki Haley auditions to be Trump’s vice president on Tapper, Mike "Euphemism" Pence rode and roasted on the ride and digs deep from the well of hypocrisy on religious bigotry, Sean "Gaslighter" Duffy claims he hasn’t seen one whit...
Jun 08, 2023•1 hr 2 min
Mary Mags joins God to discuss what’s missing from sci-fi and the brazy ‘Top 10 Corporate Slogans For Gay Pride Month!’ On ‘World News,’ Trump too dumb to know everyone is recording him and could face charges under the Espionage Act, AOC calls out Elon Musk for fingering Turkey’s elections, Twitter claims their dog ate EU disinformation code, Twitter now worth less than a used free bookshelf on Craigslist, the Pride Month demon meme backfires, and 74% of voters want $20 min wage so they can actu...
Jun 05, 2023•1 hr 7 min
The Holy Trinity unites on this live Twitch episode to discuss overeating at Six Flags, Joey Mandarino’s stupid tweet, the Succession finale, God’s new baby and the ‘Top Ten Things Right Wingers Will Boycott Next.’ On ‘World News,’ no one remembers if DeSantis launched a run for the White House because they were too busy watching AOC play games online, Biden laughs at the idea of pardoning Trump, Mexican president tells Florida Hispanics not to vote for DeSantis, the church is filled with rampan...
Jun 01, 2023•1 hr 6 min
TODAY ON THE GOD POD: Drama! Betrayal! Penis Jokes! Judas joins Jesus and God to clear his name and reveal the ‘Top Ten Awkward Moments at the Last Supper!’ God and Jesus roast Judas on ‘Interrogate Judas McTraitorface,’ where you’ll finally discover if Judas considered opening a bakery, if he’s frugal, will he ever write that self-help book, what happened to his dream to open a salon, will he become a meteorologist, and much more! On ‘Ask God,’ you’ll learn what’s the deal with Omnipotence City...
May 29, 2023•1 hr
On the next God Pod: Jesus, Santa, and God record live on https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod on a Merry Monday to read comments and answer viewer questions, talk about Pride month, and learn the ‘Top Ten Funny Games For God To Play On Twitch.’ Watch the replay on https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod ! And make sure to follow us there! On ‘World News,’ Gavin Newsom wants to make a naughty list of textbook companies who caved to Florida’s extremist demands, Dems trick Diane Feinstein into looking at retirement ho...
May 25, 2023•1 hr 10 min
On this episode of the God Pod: Mary Mags joins God to discuss the ‘Top Ten Things Conservatives Think Make You Gay (But Actually Don’t.’) On ‘World News,’ Latinos realize Republican states aren’t Good Samaritans, out of state ID’s for immigrants not accepted in Florida and Texas, truckers strike against Ron DeSantis, Florida teacher policed for playing Disney movie with gay character, Disney pulls 1 billion Florida plug, Joe Biden is up 7 points, more indictments for Trump equals huge boost for...
May 22, 2023•59 min
On this episode of the God Pod: The Holy Trinity with 4th wheel, Santa Claus, workshops new material. You’ll discover the top 10 things that are more real than God on the ‘Top 10 Things More Real Than God.’ On ‘The Stupid GD News.’ faith leaders finally speaking out against toxic Christian Nationalists, Dems are getting scared of Trump, Texas wants to train third-graders to become war medics, locals rise up against the council by drawing penises around potholes, Loch Ness Monster hunter, Steve, ...
May 18, 2023•1 hr 3 min
On this episode of the God Pod: God and Satan interview special guest Nandini Jammi from CheckMyAds.org, an independent watchdog institute taking on ‘The Misinformation Crusades’ and its leader Tucker Carlson. You’ll find out who the top blasphemers are on ‘The Top Ten List of Celebrities Who Think They’re More Important Than God.’ On ‘World News,’ Donald Trump was found guilty of sexually abusing E. Jean Carroll, George Santos was arrested on 13 counts, Republicans have no dirt on Biden, and Ju...
May 15, 2023•1 hr
On this episode of the God Pod: Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and Santa discuss totes, reefer humor, read a review from TurdNoodle, and sing tunes from ‘The Band.’ On ‘Top Ten Most Absurd Bible Stories You Never Learned in Sunday School,’ you’ll learn about David and the Giant Space Octopus, Noah and the time-traveling dinosaur, Moses and the Burning Bush that Sang Show Tunes, Job’s epic battle against an Army of Demonic Clowns, Jesus and the Talking Dog, and many more! On ‘The Stupid GD News,’ the ga...
May 11, 2023•1 hr
On this episode of the God Pod: Mary Mags, with God as her copilot, read a four-star review and count down the top 10 most memorable moments from Charles’ coronation on ‘God’s Top Ten List.’ On ‘Human News,’ Trump throws a tantrum over Biden skipping coronation, Texas weatherman threatens kids with a gun, theocrat Rep Tim Burchett blames lack of Jesus for mass shootings, 61% of Americans want to ban assault weapons according to Fox poll, sugar daddy, Harlan Crow, paid for private school for Clar...
May 08, 2023•1 hr 5 min
Jesus and Santa join God to celebrate Short King of Kings Spring, pontificate about Peter Cottontail, read a review, and talk to Sylvia from Santa’s Village. You’ll discover if you’re an atheist on ‘Top Ten Signs You’re An Atheist.’ On ‘World News,’ the Church of England celebrates Jesus’s singlehood, 400+ laid off Burger King workers offered jobs with a cannabis company, TikToker sad her scheme for attention backfired, CEOs named John now outnumbered by women, Disney sues Ron DeSantis, and a br...
May 04, 2023•1 hr
On this episode of the God Pod: Satan joins God to discuss the male G Spot, phat beats, party gossip, SatanCon, and Molly. Churchgoers learn how to hook up on ‘Top Ten Pick Up Lines To Use At Church.’ On ‘World News,’ you’ll learn some Tucker Carlson jokes, who to thank for Tucker losing his job, Tucker’s highly offensive messages, gym talk, social media news, Twitter’s fake racist Disney Junior account, SCOTUS ethically challenged, Ted Cruz’s scheme to steal the 2020 election, the wildly unpopu...
May 01, 2023•1 hr 4 min
On the next God Pod: The prodigal son returns from Hawaii to join the Holy Ghost and God to laugh at Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon getting fired. On the ‘Top Ten List,’ you’ll discover the top ten ways to know God doesn’t exist. On ‘World News,’ Elmo gets attacked on Twitter, fascist Missouri trans ‘snitch form’ brought down like the walls of Jericho with ‘Bee Movie’ script trolling. On ‘Heaven News,’ Jesus spills the dirt to a tabloid, God admits to watching cat videos, the Holy Spirit is not a ...
Apr 27, 2023•1 hr 12 min
On ‘God’s Top Ten List,’ you’ll learn all the best excuses to use when you want to skip church on Sunday and work-life balance. Mary Mags joins God to discuss a lovely review about Mary from a new abortion clinic escort. On ‘Human News,’ Elon Musk’s rocket’s “rapid unscheduled disassembly” inspires jokes and memes, the Sneetches Twitter analogy, Christians demand Tennessee Republican’s resignation, Lauren Boebert gets owned by drag queens, Disney spites DeSantis with an LGBTQ event at Disneyland...
Apr 24, 2023•51 min
It’s the God Pod 420 Special! God and cohosts Santa and the Holy Spirit hitch their wagon to a blunt and tell weed jokes, discuss career goals, the chronic, baked goods, and read Chat GPT ‘Onion’ style headlines about God, Santa, and the Holy Spirit. On ‘The GD News,’ the Satanic temple starts a charter school, God sings his weed song, Carl Sagan’s ‘Pale Blue Dot’ bumps the bible for new NASA director’s oath, Pope Francis is a F* Boy, Cosplay outlawed in Texas, propaganja, Justin Jones vs. ‘Raci...
Apr 20, 2023•1 hr 2 min
Satan joins God to judge the end of days, discuss feelings, dog memories, SatanCon, belief struggles, and (wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle) the Bango Bango convention. On 'Ask Satan,' you'll kinda learn what the devil's backbone sex position is, which actor has portrayed Satan best, the cost of Steve Seagal's soul, and whether or not you can ‘put hands’ on Ronald Reagan in hell. On 'The GD News,' the Bud Light cancel culture hypocrite boycott bros get woke to corporatocracy, get fooled by ultra-righ...
Apr 17, 2023•1 hr 3 min
