On this episode of the God Pod: Mary Mags, with God as her copilot, read a four-star review and count down the top 10 most memorable moments from Charles’ coronation on ‘God’s Top Ten List.’ On ‘Human News,’ Trump throws a tantrum over Biden skipping coronation, Texas weatherman threatens kids with a gun, theocrat Rep Tim Burchett blames lack of Jesus for mass shootings, 61% of Americans want to ban assault weapons according to Fox poll, sugar daddy, Harlan Crow, paid for private school for Clar...
May 08, 2023•1 hr 5 min
Jesus and Santa join God to celebrate Short King of Kings Spring, pontificate about Peter Cottontail, read a review, and talk to Sylvia from Santa’s Village. You’ll discover if you’re an atheist on ‘Top Ten Signs You’re An Atheist.’ On ‘World News,’ the Church of England celebrates Jesus’s singlehood, 400+ laid off Burger King workers offered jobs with a cannabis company, TikToker sad her scheme for attention backfired, CEOs named John now outnumbered by women, Disney sues Ron DeSantis, and a br...
May 04, 2023•1 hr
On this episode of the God Pod: Satan joins God to discuss the male G Spot, phat beats, party gossip, SatanCon, and Molly. Churchgoers learn how to hook up on ‘Top Ten Pick Up Lines To Use At Church.’ On ‘World News,’ you’ll learn some Tucker Carlson jokes, who to thank for Tucker losing his job, Tucker’s highly offensive messages, gym talk, social media news, Twitter’s fake racist Disney Junior account, SCOTUS ethically challenged, Ted Cruz’s scheme to steal the 2020 election, the wildly unpopu...
May 01, 2023•1 hr 4 min
On the next God Pod: The prodigal son returns from Hawaii to join the Holy Ghost and God to laugh at Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon getting fired. On the ‘Top Ten List,’ you’ll discover the top ten ways to know God doesn’t exist. On ‘World News,’ Elmo gets attacked on Twitter, fascist Missouri trans ‘snitch form’ brought down like the walls of Jericho with ‘Bee Movie’ script trolling. On ‘Heaven News,’ Jesus spills the dirt to a tabloid, God admits to watching cat videos, the Holy Spirit is not a ...
Apr 27, 2023•1 hr 12 min
On ‘God’s Top Ten List,’ you’ll learn all the best excuses to use when you want to skip church on Sunday and work-life balance. Mary Mags joins God to discuss a lovely review about Mary from a new abortion clinic escort. On ‘Human News,’ Elon Musk’s rocket’s “rapid unscheduled disassembly” inspires jokes and memes, the Sneetches Twitter analogy, Christians demand Tennessee Republican’s resignation, Lauren Boebert gets owned by drag queens, Disney spites DeSantis with an LGBTQ event at Disneyland...
Apr 24, 2023•51 min
It’s the God Pod 420 Special! God and cohosts Santa and the Holy Spirit hitch their wagon to a blunt and tell weed jokes, discuss career goals, the chronic, baked goods, and read Chat GPT ‘Onion’ style headlines about God, Santa, and the Holy Spirit. On ‘The GD News,’ the Satanic temple starts a charter school, God sings his weed song, Carl Sagan’s ‘Pale Blue Dot’ bumps the bible for new NASA director’s oath, Pope Francis is a F* Boy, Cosplay outlawed in Texas, propaganja, Justin Jones vs. ‘Raci...
Apr 20, 2023•1 hr 2 min
Satan joins God to judge the end of days, discuss feelings, dog memories, SatanCon, belief struggles, and (wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle) the Bango Bango convention. On 'Ask Satan,' you'll kinda learn what the devil's backbone sex position is, which actor has portrayed Satan best, the cost of Steve Seagal's soul, and whether or not you can ‘put hands’ on Ronald Reagan in hell. On 'The GD News,' the Bud Light cancel culture hypocrite boycott bros get woke to corporatocracy, get fooled by ultra-righ...
Apr 17, 2023•1 hr 3 min
Santa and The Holy Spirit join God to form an unholy trinity and talk about the out-of-touch Republican zealots trying to ban the Mifepristone abortion pill, crooked Clarence Thomas taking luxury trip bribes, tragic Hansen stories, Jesus impressions, review Chat GPT ideas, and the Holy Spirit introduces her ASMR. On ‘Ask God,’ you’ll discover why Hermie sounds like Torgo, if God can inspire humans to stop smoking, is the God Pod bad parenting, is Donald Trump possessed by demons, does the Holy S...
Apr 13, 2023•1 hr 6 min
On this episode of the God Pod: Mary Mags joins God to smite the agents of fascism and discuss the right losing their minds when a trans woman becomes the face of Bud Light, Popeyes' Cop City entanglement, trigger-happy Kid Rock, Eve6 trolling has-been Travis Tritt, J.K. Rowling's profits tanking, the ongoing power struggle between good and evil, getting plugged into the community, deprogramming the cult of Trump, fighting fire with fire, the radical imagination of Sci-fi, and the power of the c...
Apr 10, 2023•58 min
It's the God Pod Easter Special! Santa, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit join God to discuss Republicans losing their minds as the "Chosen One" gets indicted, Santa lurking in the discord, the Easter Spirit, TikTok, lip balm, why 2/3rds of the trinity hasn't seen 'The Sopranos,' crucifixion spoilers, Jesus's post-Easter mental health retreat, 420, Santa reads his poem' Twas the night before Easter,' and box fans. On 'The GD News,' the bunny hill Gwyneth Paltrow trial, Donald Trump's indictment, and La...
Apr 06, 2023•1 hr 8 min
God and Satan interview media ambassadors Dex and Chalice from The Satanic Temple to clear up misconceptions and discuss SatanCon, devil worship, their mission, personal freedoms, protecting children, theocratic changing rules, the Baphomet statue, the seven tenants vs. the ten commandments, activism, Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic, on becoming a recognized religion by the US government and taking risks to fight back against theocratic oppressors. Don’t miss Satan’s New Commandment...
Apr 03, 2023•1 hr 10 min
On this episode of the God Pod: God and cohosts Jesus and the Holy Spirit, jump right into it with top news concerning conservative’s hypocrisy over banning books, but not the Bible, which is filled with horrible traumatizing stories. On the ‘GD News,’ the Holy Trinity reports on the fake image of the pope’s drippin’ puffer coat, scary photorealistic AI, boner pills, a Christian lawmaker who is “very sad” (boo hoo) about a parent asking the Utah school district to remove the Bible due to its por...
Mar 30, 2023•1 hr 10 min
On this new episode of the God Pod: JOMAN, the legendary satirical composer, TikToker, music producer, DJ, and graduate of Nothing Special University, joins God to tackle why everything is horrible, banning TikTok, the woo to Q pipeline, EDMC, brainwashing, angry incels, the golden calf Elon Musk bro cult, media/informational literacy, sad American life statistics, toxic positivity, brain plasticity, Carl Sagan, the dumbing down of America, pseudo hippies, out of touch politicians, microplastics...
Mar 27, 2023•1 hr 32 min
HO HO HO! This episode hosted by Santa Claus! Jesus, God, and the Holy Ghost join Santa, mad with power, to speculate about Trump's arrest, TUMS antiacid overdoses, Morgan Freeman, Trump calling DeSantis names, and if Jesus lives inside Trump. On 'Free Play/Recess,' Santa talks about whatever he wants, like reindeer performance reviews, nepotism, his new book tour, and Santa's village. On 'Ask God,' you'll get a look inside how Santa scores naughty and nice children, whether God will curse the G...
Mar 23, 2023•1 hr 2 min
On this episode of the God Pod: Moses has a case of the Mondays but joins God to discuss short pants, the Spin Doctors, avoiding Satanic fast food, and his 40-day weight loss journey. Terrible things to report on 'The GD News,' like why conservatives can't define "woke," Ron "Pudding Fingers" DeSantis's stint at Guantanamo, Putin's arrest warrant, Biden demanding TikTok to be sold or risk nationwide ban, and woke spoons. On 'Ask Moses' (brought to you by ChatGPT), you'll learn how Moses spoke wi...
Mar 20, 2023•1 hr
It's a Saint Patrick's Day celebration on the God Pod: Jesus O'Christ, Santa O'Clause, and The Holy O'Spirit join God to talk about leprechauns, four-leaf clovers, the Oscars, Canadians' God-given right to flip the bird, how money can buy happiness, and Shamrock Shakes. On 'Ask God,' If the holy spirit is hot, how to quit church, would the crucifixion in the year 2023 be lit, does God have a tramp stamp, are the elves Santas kids, does the God Pod cast podcast naked, what the fishing is like in ...
Mar 16, 2023•1 hr 16 min
On this episode of the God Pod: Mary Mags and God discuss if it’s okay to laugh at evil people when they suffer, what marriage means, Cocaine Bear, raining a plague of frogs down on Tucker Carlson, and the new ‘Make America Florida’ slogan. On ‘The GD News,’ Elon Musk can’t go to the bathroom without a security guard and gets owned after trashing a disabled Twitter worker, Tennessee House guts marriage equality, Republicans show they’re okay with child marriage and labor, anti-sex education and ...
Mar 13, 2023•1 hr 11 min
TODAY ON THE GOD POD: On this brand spanking new God Pod episode: Jesus, Santa, the Holy Spirit, and God read a review, answer questions from our listeners on Ask God, and discuss the frigging news. On 'Ask God,' you'll discover if you'll get super flying powers when Jesus returns, did Moses see God's butt tattoos, are Satan and Santa the same person, does God spank Jesus, are turds better than coal for naughty children, has the Holy Spirit watched 'Tuca and Bertie,' can Jesus swim, what does Je...
Mar 09, 2023•1 hr 3 min
THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan law firm! For more information, go to https://forthepeople.com/GOD TODAY on the God Pod: Satan joins God to interview ‘The Daily Beast’ entertainment writer Matt Wilstein, to discuss TikTok, the decline of reading, Fox News getting caught spreading election fraud, the importance of investigative reporting, meeting your heroes, SNL, and his project 'The Last Laugh Podcast,' where he gets to interview his favorite comedians. On 'Ask Matt,' you'll learn wh...
Mar 06, 2023•1 hr 8 min
Santa and the Holy Spirit hang out with God to discuss Jesus partying too hard at Mardi Gras, Mrs. Clauses’ hospital visit, and Santa invites God over to play with blocks. On ‘Ask God,’ you’ll learn if the soul leaves the body when you fart, do gingers lack souls, what’s the deal with speaking in tongues, would Krampus or Chuck Norris win in a fight, why did God create the appendix, what happened to Pajama Janice, and will God create a fungus among us. And on ‘The GD News,’ the GOP wants to pass...
Mar 02, 2023•1 hr 4 min
Mary Mags joins God to talk pestilence, the common cold, Jedi Mary Mags AI art, and lightsaber etiquette. On ‘Ask God,’ you’ll discover if God would rather hunt or be hunted by a vengeful orangutan, did Jesus have kids, will militant leftist unicorns become a thing, what’s the deal with the book of Revelations, will God tell a bot its purpose in life, and why is God keeping Kissinger alive. On ‘TV Talk With Mary Mags,’ they speculate about the hit movie ‘The VelociPastor,’ and run down a list of...
Feb 27, 2023•1 hr 7 min
TODAY ON THE GOD POD: The Trinity is reformed when the Holy Spirit returns to talk about Hanson, Elvis, and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with God and Jesus. On ‘Ask God,’ you’ll find out if the Holy Ghost haunts humans, if the Trinity is just slime mold, if God is the most important meal of the day, what God thinks about milking nuts, how Jesus and Judas are doing in couples therapy, why God is so chill now, and how it feels to have Jesus inside you. On ‘JFC LOL,’ the gang talks the Jesus ...
Feb 23, 2023•1 hr 13 min
TODAY ON THE GOD POD: God SMITES the people behind the toxic train derailment in Ohio, whoever they may be! God and Moses discuss who is to blame and who will fix this catastrophe. You’ll get inspired by ‘Top Moses Quotes From The Bible,’ like ‘are you going to eat that?’ and ‘don’t leave fish to find fish.’ Get all the breaking news on ‘The GD News,’ with dumber than a box of rocks Marjorie Taylor Greene praising a BLM activist, Lauren Boebert getting upset at the Black national anthem, loser E...
Feb 20, 2023•1 hr 10 min
TODAY ON THE GOD POD: Santa and Jesus join God to talk Super Bowl divine interventions, royalty-free jingle bells, Jesus’ Valentine’s Day with Judas, and fonts. On ‘Ask God,’ you’ll learn if God or Jesus will help a New Zealander cut his hair, did Santa pee in George Santos’ hair, what Santa’s real name is, if the God Pod was the inspiration for ‘Fight Club,’ what are God’s preferred pronouns, was the little drummer boy evil, if God does his own Laundry, and what will happen on the next season o...
Feb 16, 2023•1 hr 8 min
NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: This episode is sponsored by Morgan & Morgan! For more information go to ForThePeople.com/GOD TODAY ON THE GOD POD: Mary Mags returns to hang with God and discuss TV show reboots, fallopian tube reboots, procreating with one leg, and their Valentine’s Day plans. On ‘The Mary Mags Show!,’ conservatives psychotically believe S...
Feb 13, 2023•1 hr 8 min
On the next TOTALLY FREE episode of the God Pod: Jesus and Santa join God to discuss Wonder Bread, Santa's season arc, Chinese balloons vs. trigger-happy Amuricans, prison TikTok, 'The Last Of Us,' Jesus' feet holes, and the infamous Jesus woke rainbow sash of 2023.. On 'Ask God,' Maya Rudolph M&Ms trolling, if God is really all-knowing and if the crucifixion was a role-playing fetish. On 'Listener Feedback,' you'll learn about AI jokes, Santa's Village septic tank manger, and the Australian red...
Feb 09, 2023•1 hr 2 min
Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod TODAY ON THE GOD POD: Satan rises from the bowels of hell to let God know chicken noodle soup yurt is booked for the year and discuss The Satanic Temple’s new abortion clinic name, “The Samual Alito’s Mom’s Abortion Clinic.” On ‘Ask God,’ you’ll learn which place is worse than hell, God’s gun policy in heaven, what’s the deal with snake handling, where to look when praying, how Satan g...
Feb 06, 2023•1 hr 5 min
On the next episode of the God Pod: Santa, Jesus, and God write jokes and read nice reviews. On ‘Ask God,’ you’ll learn if Jesus will skydive into the Magic Kingdom, Jesus’s ab exercise routine, if Santa and Jesus are aliens, where to find Full Of The Dickens Bookstore, and if Jesus wore a banana hammock. On ‘JFC LOL,’ the Pope says being gay is not a crime, ‘Jesus Gets Us’ spends the big bucks on a sneaky Super Bowl ad, Mr. Beast heals the blind and makes Jesus jealous, and God joins Christian ...
Feb 02, 2023•1 hr 2 min
TODAY ON THE GOD POD: You’ll find out if the Holy Spirit will return, will AI replace God, will God replace Moses with AI, should ‘Rick and Morty’ continue, will Gopher be fired from the Love Boat, who’s big banging who, does weed give you the ability to time travel, and why US churches are on the decline. Also, get the latest show recommendations from Baby Moses on ‘TV Talk,’ and learn about the Mandela Effect on ‘Conspiracy Corner with Moses.’ And finally, on ‘Have Ya Hoyd? With Moses,’ Tucker...
Jan 30, 2023•1 hr 2 min
On the next God Pod (your new guilty pleasure): Santa, Jesus, and God interview Byron Miller, who is the administrator for Mastodon’s instance Universeodon. Byron teaches the gang about George Takei’s success, how to choose an instance, toots, Elon tantrums, and how he single-handedly keeps God from getting banned. On ‘Ask God,’ you’ll learn what Jesus uses his hand holes for and if Santa will get transferred to Maegan Hall’s district. On ‘JFC LOL,’ the age-old question “is Spiderman more moral ...
Jan 26, 2023•1 hr 4 min
