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The God Pod

The God Pod is a satirical comedy podcast hosted by God and Jesus. The Divine Duo review the news of the week and try to make sense of the world they created. NEW EPISODES WEEKLY Watch the God Pod in video form: TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/
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Episodes

Balloons And UFOs: God Reveals What's Happening

TODAY ON THE GOD POD: Santa and Jesus join God to talk Super Bowl divine interventions, royalty-free jingle bells, Jesus' Valentine's Day with Judas, and fonts. On 'Ask God,' you'll learn if God or Jesus will help a New Zealander cut his hair, did Santa pee in George Santos' hair, what Santa's real name is, if the God Pod was the inspiration for 'Fight Club,' what are God's preferred pronouns, was the little drummer boy evil, if God does his own Laundry, and what will happen on the next season o...

Feb 16, 20231 hr 8 min

The God Pod Anti-Valentine's Day Special

NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: This episode is sponsored by Morgan & Morgan! For more information go to ForThePeople.com/GOD TODAY ON THE GOD POD: Mary Mags returns to hang with God and discuss TV show reboots, fallopian tube reboots, procreating with one leg, and their Valentine's Day plans. On 'The Mary Mags Show!,' conservatives psychotically belie...

Feb 13, 20231 hr 8 min

Jesus Responds To Outrage Over His Rainbow Sash

On the next TOTALLY FREE episode of the God Pod: Jesus and Santa join God to discuss Wonder Bread, Santa's season arc, Chinese balloons vs. trigger-happy Amuricans, prison TikTok, 'The Last Of Us,' Jesus' feet holes, and the infamous Jesus woke rainbow sash of 2023.. On 'Ask God,' Maya Rudolph M&Ms trolling, if God is really all-knowing and if the crucifixion was a role-playing fetish. On 'Listener Feedback,' you'll learn about AI jokes, Santa's Village septic tank manger, and the Australian...

Feb 09, 20231 hr 2 min

Satan Trolls The Hell Out Of Alito's Mom

Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod TODAY ON THE GOD POD: Satan rises from the bowels of hell to let God know chicken noodle soup yurt is booked for the year and discuss The Satanic Temple's new abortion clinic name, "The Samual Alito's Mom's Abortion Clinic." On 'Ask God,' you'll learn which place is worse than hell, God's gun policy in heaven, what's the deal with snake handling, where to look when praying, how Satan g...

Feb 06, 20231 hr 5 min

Jesus Slams 'He Gets Us' Super Bowl Ad

On the next episode of the God Pod: Santa, Jesus, and God write jokes and read nice reviews. On 'Ask God,' you'll learn if Jesus will skydive into the Magic Kingdom, Jesus's ab exercise routine, if Santa and Jesus are aliens, where to find Full Of The Dickens Bookstore, and if Jesus wore a banana hammock. On 'JFC LOL,' the Pope says being gay is not a crime, 'Jesus Gets Us' spends the big bucks on a sneaky Super Bowl ad, Mr. Beast heals the blind and makes Jesus jealous, and God joins Christian ...

Feb 02, 20231 hr 2 min

God Smites Tucker Carlson, Makes Out With Famous SpokesCandy

TODAY ON THE GOD POD: You'll find out if the Holy Spirit will return, will AI replace God, will God replace Moses with AI, should 'Rick and Morty' continue, will Gopher be fired from the Love Boat, who's big banging who, does weed give you the ability to time travel, and why US churches are on the decline. Also, get the latest show recommendations from Baby Moses on 'TV Talk,' and learn about the Mandela Effect on 'Conspiracy Corner with Moses.' And finally, on 'Have Ya Hoyd? With Moses,' Tucker...

Jan 30, 20231 hr 2 min

God Talks To Mastodon Admin Byron Miller About Massive Twitter Migration (Thanks To Elon Musk)

On the next God Pod (your new guilty pleasure): Santa, Jesus, and God interview Byron Miller, who is the administrator for Mastodon's instance Universeodon. Byron teaches the gang about George Takei's success, how to choose an instance, toots, Elon tantrums, and how he single-handedly keeps God from getting banned. On 'Ask God,' you'll learn what Jesus uses his hand holes for and if Santa will get transferred to Maegan Hall's district. On 'JFC LOL,' the age-old question "is Spiderman more moral ...

Jan 26, 20231 hr 4 min

God Smites George Santos

Moses joins God from the bathroom for an update on 'Focus on the Family', Hulk Hogan wooed by Scientology, Musk's new role at Twitter as supplies salesman, and bankrupted Alex Jones blaming calculators for enslaving humanity, On 'Ask God,' we learn if todgers wear monocles, God's biggest and favorite mistake, farts or bananas, alien probes, and who Moses and God would boff. Things get woyce on 'The Moses Show!' A.K.A. 'Have Ya Hoyd,' when they discover George Santos stole money from a disabled v...

Jan 23, 202357 min

God Smites Scientology Leader David Miscavige

On the next mad-dope God Pod: Santa, Jesus, and God battle 'Focus on the Family' ad buys and take on Tom Cruise and missing Scientology leader David Miscavige. On 'Ask God,' you'll learn about refreshing cold colons, Santa's influence on Bezos, bottles of pee, if Santa will go to heaven, coal output, and Jesus juice. On the 'GD News,' the gang discusses if 'Thou Shalt Not Kill' is effective. Don't miss the new segment, 'Sweet Santa Quotes!' The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of runnin...

Jan 19, 20231 hr 4 min

God Sends Cardinal George Pell To Hell

Christmas is never over on the God Pod when Santa comes to town with Psyche, Cupid Jr., and God to read 'Listener Feedback,' answer pressing questions about the gotcha nose game, supermarkets on Mars, and rotating sushi bars in Heaven on 'Ask God.' On 'Group Therapy With Psyche,' you'll learn about judgment day, boundaries, and bowling therapy. On the 'Santa Show!' Dr. Dre hits Marjorie Taylor Greene, Gwen Stefani is turning Japanese (she really thinks so), toilet AI diarrhea detectors, and spea...

Jan 16, 202358 min

God Interviews Podcaster Andrew Gold

On the next intense Sesame Street-like episode of the God Pod: Jesus, Santa, and God interview journalist, documentarian, speaker of five languages, and host of the podcast 'On The Edge With Andrew Gold.' The gang covers everything from exorcism, abortion, atheism, Tom Cruise, Scientology, Justin Bieber, Mary Poppins, social media algorithms, psychopaths, cheating, McCarthy-ism, Republicans brawling, George Santos lying his way into office, and the Brazilian insurrection. Oh and Andrew shows off...

Jan 12, 20231 hr 1 min

The Bible VS. Superman #1

As the world faces its 6th extinction event, God and Satan help Moses close his browser tabs while securing transportation for animals to take over the government. Satan has no comment on the dead pope, wombats poop in squares, and Kevin "loser" McCarthy can't get Boebert to stop voting for Trump. While reading reviews, the gang finds an atheist believer, discusses Satan's season arc, and learns about Christian Death Metal bands from Eddie Dead Body Man. On the Satan Show!: Furious Celine Dion f...

Jan 09, 20231 hr 2 min

God Confirms That Pope Benedict Went To Hell

Jesus, Santa, God discuss the new year, plants, the butt of spring, Parent / Santa conferences, AI art, edible dosages, George Santos lies, Greta Thunberg smiting Andrew Tate, and corrupt Pope Benedict's descent to heck. Jesus bros it up while reading reviews about ball chapstick. On Ask God, you'll learn about atheist heaven, jingle bell soup, and mushing elves. The gang also improv janitors talking about the God Pod. On the Ho Ho Ho Santa Show! you'll learn about an unprovoked attack on an inf...

Jan 05, 20231 hr 7 min

New Year's Superstitions 2023!

Moses returns to the God Pod after wandering the desert of 2022 to chat with God about Jesus' crankiness, stress, and baby Moses. They answer pressing questions from listeners about Christmas cake, divine child support, atheist Batman, and the re-crucification of Jesus. Moses covers New Year's superstitions on Conspiracy Corner, and Woid Of The Week returns. They also discuss the hypocrisy of Greg Abbott's cruel Christmas eve migrant stunt and Trump's tax returns and ask who would win a fight be...

Jan 02, 20231 hr 3 min

2022 God Pod Wrapped

It's the end of the year God Pod wrap-up: Favorite moments revisited like mocking Jordan Peterson's "Up Yours, Woke Moralists," Stranger Gods, Pray: Jesus vs. Predator, the rainbow bridge collapsing, Philosophy Talk, the chili formula shortage, The four fingers of God, DoorDashing pickles to Seth Rogan, Space Jesus, messages from God to Ye and Elon Musk, and more. We also recap God's favorite commandments like thou shalt say gay, don't ban abortion, stop removing shows from HBO, save the Choco T...

Dec 29, 20221 hr 9 min

The God Pod Day After Christmas Spectacular!

It's the GOD POD CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR! episode: God and Psyche wake Santa after a long night of delivering presents and debauchery to find out where he pees, how he met Mrs. Clause, how he eats all the milk and cookies, why he was so mean to Rudolph, who is Crancer the sickly reindeer, who keyed his sleigh, why he second hand smokes around children, and why he didn't bring God a Playstation, FFS. On Ask Santa, they find out if Die Hard is a Christmas movie and if Santa ran over grandma on purpo...

Dec 26, 20221 hr 1 min

God And Jesus Toot Around With Comedian Dan White

On the next God Pod: God and Jesus interview, special guest comedian Dan White the host of the 'Improv is Dead' podcast, viral Tweeter @atdanwhite, and loser with daddy issues. God (high on edibles) drills Dan with hard-hitting questions about his favorite pet, dystopian social media platforms, and the Twitter dumpster fart fire. It's all about the World Cup on Sportsball With Jesus, where Musk was caught on a date with Kushner, and not one British fan was arrested for the first time in history....

Dec 22, 20221 hr 7 min

God And Satan Laugh As Musk Loses Mind

Psyche and the Dark Lord Satan join God to discuss Christmas-themed tortures and layoffs in Hell, then swiftly move onto the Satan Show! For all the latest entertainment news like free speech champion Elon creating the Musk Effect by going on a journalist banning spree, the Brown's breakup, forced monogamy, and Dax Shepard praising his wife Kristen Bell for doing a chore he didn't do. Later in the episode, the gang learns something new about the band POD and reads a boring 1-star review from a g...

Dec 19, 20221 hr

Moses Reveals A Christmas Conspiracy

God is missing in action, so Jesus, Moses, and Santa take over and steer it like a train headed for Heckville. Mrs. Clause and Elton John pop in. Moses returns with a Hermie the Elf Conspiracy Corner, the gang answers questions from fans, and Moses tells us why he prefers the smell of coffee over baby's heads. On the GD News: Elton John leaves Twitter, Elon gets booed at a Dave Chappelle concert, Kanye has a clone theory (because of course he does), rightwing hypocrisy, Brittney Griner, Trump's ...

Dec 15, 202255 min

God Interviews Christopher Bouzy

Today on the God Pod: God interviews Christopher Bouzy, election algorithm prophet and the CEO of Bot Sentinel, a company specializing in identifying and understanding disinformation and targeted attacks on social media platforms. On Group Therapy with Psyche: God gets something from the Netflix movie 'Stutz' starring Jonah Hill and his therapist Phil Stutz. On the GD News: The love story of Trump courting Herschel Walker, the political party shapeshifting creature from hell Kyrsten Sinema, Hers...

Dec 12, 20221 hr 2 min

Santa Claus Reveals How Elves Are Made

Today on the God Pod, Santa (drunk on elf-nog) and Jesus "Tight End" Christ join God to milk some elves and bury a Christmas tree to resurrect next year. The gang also reveals their Christmas lists, learns how elves are made, shares reindeer meat pizza recipes, reads listener feedback and answers questions, listen to Santa's Trump terminator of the constitution impersonation, hears God's command to exodus from Twitter to Mastodonia, and liberate Hermey the elf from his sister-wife for a dishwash...

Dec 08, 202259 min

God Interviews Eli Lilly Prankster Sean Morrow

On this #Blessed episode of the God Pod: God interviews Sean Morrow, who brilliantly pranked Eli Lilly with a viral satirical tweet. Sean is a journalist for the publication More Perfect Union, fighter of the good fight, and winner of the 2022 God's Divine Prize for Satire. Everyone is doing great on Group Therapy with Psyche. On the God**** News: Kanye's antisemitism, Elon Musk's psychopathic bedside table rubbish, Neuralink, and begging for more tweets. On the Satan Show!: The gang discusses C...

Dec 05, 202257 min

God, Jesus, And Santa Discuss Erection Fraud

It's a God Pod pre-Christmas Special!: God's angry doppelgänger Santa slides down Heaven's chimney (if you know what I mean) and joins Jesus (who is the reason for the season) and God on the 🎵most stressful time of the yeeeeeear!🎵 to sing public domain Christmas songs, talk about the toxic working conditions at the North Pole, cringe at Santa kissing daddy under the cameltoe, behold God's Mastodon butt cheek tattoo, avoid elf butts and kidney stones, and laugh about the ongoing Elon Musk Twitt...

Dec 01, 202259 min

God Blasts Elon For Botching Latin Quote

It's a Rock' n' Rollgiving episode of the God Pod! Satan (fresh from flossing his horns), Psyche (back from changing diapers), and God (who won't do anything for a Klondike bar) get the best news from reviewer Superhappyclam who said, "…the God Pod makes me believe in laughter again." On the Satan Show! host Satan McGregor battles article paywalls but brings the hot gossip about the Disney Bobs, magic bands, something about tax evasion by people with a tv show, and Lionel Ritchie collabs with so...

Nov 28, 20221 hr

God Interviews Stand-Up Comedian Niles Abston

It's the God Pod Thanksgiving Special episode! Mary Mags and JFK join God to cross-examine comedian and director Niles Abston on his career, his God Pod bump, animated shorts, and the pros and cons of the industry. The gang also discusses their bright spots, seasonal depression, what they are grateful for, Nancy the "throat goat" Reagan, Elon destroying twitter, Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield's new Holy Ears edibles business, why Bolsonaro can't wear pants, three-time loser low energy Florida ...

Nov 24, 202251 min

God Interviews Jordan Holmes From Knowledge Fight Podcast

We've got the meat on the next God Pod: Satan, Psyche, and God interview the almost chosen one, Jordan Holmes from the podcast Knowledge Fight, whose sole mission is to destroy Alex Jones. God's existence is questioned on Group Therapy with Psyche and on The Satan Show! Satan Yabba Dabba Doos, the fall of Twitter, Lindsay Lohan's CNN fluff piece, the Ticketmaster Taylor Swift fiasco, Child Block Chains, what the FTX bankruptcy means for Bango Bango, Tim Allen getting attacked by the woke mob, th...

Nov 21, 20221 hr 11 min

God Arrested For Parody

On the next, not in any way a parody of God, God Pod episode: Jesus and Mary Mags join God to discuss the U.S. midterm elections, John Fetterman's intimidating presence, the need for 14 Katy Porters, the oppressed child class, Fox hosts melting down viral compilation, the zooted weed gummy reverse insurrection, and Mary tries to radicalize God. They also banter about Mark Kelly's straight talk, Beto on the library board, fake Twitter company accounts, fake Jesus' fifteen minutes of fame, Elon's ...

Nov 17, 202257 min

God Blesses Gen-Z For Being Awesome

On this blessed episode of the God Pod: Jesus rises from a nap and joins God to spread the corporate free good news about the U.S. elections, furious Republicans, Gen Z coming to the rescue, tacky wolf shirts, Boebert BS, Elon "can't take a joke" Musk, and God taking away the right to spill your seed. On JFC LOL, they discuss the hypocrisy of evangelicals and Herschel Walker, the Republican civil war, God getting a follow from Luke Skywalker on Twitter, Jesus and God having a wonderful bonding m...

Nov 14, 202259 min

The God Pod Responds Live To Election Night Results

God and Jesus hang out on midterms election night 2022 and respond to the results. The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesti...

Nov 09, 20221 hr 17 min

God Talks To Guy Who Booed Ted Cruz To Hell At Yankees Game

On this tight amazeballs episode of the God Pod: God, Psyche, and Satan, interview Boo-man Eitan Levine, who recently went viral for roasting Ted "The Penguin" Cruz at a Yankees and Astros game. For all you therapy heads, Psyche brings the healing on 'How Are You Really?,' and a delicious dish of 'The Satan Show!' is served up with sides of Hollyweird drama from Christians angry at Machine Gun Kelly for a sexy priest costume, joke stealing with Ricky Gervais and James Corden, and a sad fan start...

Nov 07, 202255 min
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