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The God Pod

The God Pod is a satirical comedy podcast hosted by God and Jesus. The Divine Duo review the news of the week and try to make sense of the world they created. NEW EPISODES WEEKLY Watch the God Pod in video form: TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/

Episodes

2022 God Pod Wrapped

It’s the end of the year God Pod wrap-up: Favorite moments revisited like mocking Jordan Peterson’s “Up Yours, Woke Moralists,” Stranger Gods, Pray: Jesus vs. Predator, the rainbow bridge collapsing, Philosophy Talk, the chili formula shortage, The four fingers of God, DoorDashing pickles to Seth Rogan, Space Jesus, messages from God to Ye and Elon Musk, and more. We also recap God’s favorite commandments like thou shalt say gay, don’t ban abortion, stop removing shows from HBO, save the Choco T...

Dec 29, 20221 hr 9 min

The God Pod Day After Christmas Spectacular!

It's the GOD POD CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR! episode: God and Psyche wake Santa after a long night of delivering presents and debauchery to find out where he pees, how he met Mrs. Clause, how he eats all the milk and cookies, why he was so mean to Rudolph, who is Crancer the sickly reindeer, who keyed his sleigh, why he second hand smokes around children, and why he didn't bring God a Playstation, FFS. On Ask Santa, they find out if Die Hard is a Christmas movie and if Santa ran over grandma on purpo...

Dec 26, 20221 hr 1 min

God And Jesus Toot Around With Comedian Dan White

On the next God Pod: God and Jesus interview, special guest comedian Dan White the host of the ‘Improv is Dead’ podcast, viral Tweeter @atdanwhite, and loser with daddy issues. God (high on edibles) drills Dan with hard-hitting questions about his favorite pet, dystopian social media platforms, and the Twitter dumpster fart fire. It’s all about the World Cup on Sportsball With Jesus, where Musk was caught on a date with Kushner, and not one British fan was arrested for the first time in history....

Dec 22, 20221 hr 7 min

God And Satan Laugh As Musk Loses Mind

Psyche and the Dark Lord Satan join God to discuss Christmas-themed tortures and layoffs in Hell, then swiftly move onto the Satan Show! For all the latest entertainment news like free speech champion Elon creating the Musk Effect by going on a journalist banning spree, the Brown’s breakup, forced monogamy, and Dax Shepard praising his wife Kristen Bell for doing a chore he didn’t do. Later in the episode, the gang learns something new about the band POD and reads a boring 1-star review from a g...

Dec 19, 20221 hr

Moses Reveals A Christmas Conspiracy

God is missing in action, so Jesus, Moses, and Santa take over and steer it like a train headed for Heckville. Mrs. Clause and Elton John pop in. Moses returns with a Hermie the Elf Conspiracy Corner, the gang answers questions from fans, and Moses tells us why he prefers the smell of coffee over baby’s heads. On the GD News: Elton John leaves Twitter, Elon gets booed at a Dave Chappelle concert, Kanye has a clone theory (because of course he does), rightwing hypocrisy, Brittney Griner, Trump’s ...

Dec 15, 202255 min

God Interviews Christopher Bouzy

Today on the God Pod: God interviews Christopher Bouzy, election algorithm prophet and the CEO of Bot Sentinel, a company specializing in identifying and understanding disinformation and targeted attacks on social media platforms. On Group Therapy with Psyche: God gets something from the Netflix movie ‘Stutz’ starring Jonah Hill and his therapist Phil Stutz. On the GD News: The love story of Trump courting Herschel Walker, the political party shapeshifting creature from hell Kyrsten Sinema, Hers...

Dec 12, 20221 hr 2 min

Santa Claus Reveals How Elves Are Made

Today on the God Pod, Santa (drunk on elf-nog) and Jesus “Tight End” Christ join God to milk some elves and bury a Christmas tree to resurrect next year. The gang also reveals their Christmas lists, learns how elves are made, shares reindeer meat pizza recipes, reads listener feedback and answers questions, listen to Santa’s Trump terminator of the constitution impersonation, hears God’s command to exodus from Twitter to Mastodonia, and liberate Hermey the elf from his sister-wife for a dishwash...

Dec 08, 202259 min

God Interviews Eli Lilly Prankster Sean Morrow

On this #Blessed episode of the God Pod: God interviews Sean Morrow, who brilliantly pranked Eli Lilly with a viral satirical tweet. Sean is a journalist for the publication More Perfect Union, fighter of the good fight, and winner of the 2022 God’s Divine Prize for Satire. Everyone is doing great on Group Therapy with Psyche. On the God**** News: Kanye’s antisemitism, Elon Musk’s psychopathic bedside table rubbish, Neuralink, and begging for more tweets. On the Satan Show!: The gang discusses C...

Dec 05, 202257 min

God, Jesus, And Santa Discuss Erection Fraud

It’s a God Pod pre-Christmas Special!: God’s angry doppelgänger Santa slides down Heaven’s chimney (if you know what I mean) and joins Jesus (who is the reason for the season) and God on the 🎵most stressful time of the yeeeeeear!🎵 to sing public domain Christmas songs, talk about the toxic working conditions at the North Pole, cringe at Santa kissing daddy under the cameltoe, behold God’s Mastodon butt cheek tattoo, avoid elf butts and kidney stones, and laugh about the ongoing Elon Musk Twitt...

Dec 01, 202259 min

God Blasts Elon For Botching Latin Quote

It's a Rock' n' Rollgiving episode of the God Pod! Satan (fresh from flossing his horns), Psyche (back from changing diapers), and God (who won’t do anything for a Klondike bar) get the best news from reviewer Superhappyclam who said, "…the God Pod makes me believe in laughter again." On the Satan Show! host Satan McGregor battles article paywalls but brings the hot gossip about the Disney Bobs, magic bands, something about tax evasion by people with a tv show, and Lionel Ritchie collabs with so...

Nov 28, 20221 hr

God Interviews Stand-Up Comedian Niles Abston

It’s the God Pod Thanksgiving Special episode! Mary Mags and JFK join God to cross-examine comedian and director Niles Abston on his career, his God Pod bump, animated shorts, and the pros and cons of the industry. The gang also discusses their bright spots, seasonal depression, what they are grateful for, Nancy the “throat goat” Reagan, Elon destroying twitter, Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield’s new Holy Ears edibles business, why Bolsonaro can’t wear pants, three-time loser low energy Florida ...

Nov 24, 202251 min

God Interviews Jordan Holmes From Knowledge Fight Podcast

We’ve got the meat on the next God Pod: Satan, Psyche, and God interview the almost chosen one, Jordan Holmes from the podcast Knowledge Fight, whose sole mission is to destroy Alex Jones. God’s existence is questioned on Group Therapy with Psyche and on The Satan Show! Satan Yabba Dabba Doos, the fall of Twitter, Lindsay Lohan’s CNN fluff piece, the Ticketmaster Taylor Swift fiasco, Child Block Chains, what the FTX bankruptcy means for Bango Bango, Tim Allen getting attacked by the woke mob, th...

Nov 21, 20221 hr 11 min

God Arrested For Parody

On the next, not in any way a parody of God, God Pod episode: Jesus and Mary Mags join God to discuss the U.S. midterm elections, John Fetterman’s intimidating presence, the need for 14 Katy Porters, the oppressed child class, Fox hosts melting down viral compilation, the zooted weed gummy reverse insurrection, and Mary tries to radicalize God. They also banter about Mark Kelly’s straight talk, Beto on the library board, fake Twitter company accounts, fake Jesus’ fifteen minutes of fame, Elon’s ...

Nov 17, 202257 min

God Blesses Gen-Z For Being Awesome

On this blessed episode of the God Pod: Jesus rises from a nap and joins God to spread the corporate free good news about the U.S. elections, furious Republicans, Gen Z coming to the rescue, tacky wolf shirts, Boebert BS, Elon “can’t take a joke” Musk, and God taking away the right to spill your seed. On JFC LOL, they discuss the hypocrisy of evangelicals and Herschel Walker, the Republican civil war, God getting a follow from Luke Skywalker on Twitter, Jesus and God having a wonderful bonding m...

Nov 14, 202259 min

The God Pod Responds Live To Election Night Results

God and Jesus hang out on midterms election night 2022 and respond to the results. The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesti...

Nov 09, 20221 hr 17 min

God Talks To Guy Who Booed Ted Cruz To Hell At Yankees Game

On this tight amazeballs episode of the God Pod: God, Psyche, and Satan, interview Boo-man Eitan Levine, who recently went viral for roasting Ted "The Penguin" Cruz at a Yankees and Astros game. For all you therapy heads, Psyche brings the healing on 'How Are You Really?,' and a delicious dish of 'The Satan Show!' is served up with sides of Hollyweird drama from Christians angry at Machine Gun Kelly for a sexy priest costume, joke stealing with Ricky Gervais and James Corden, and a sad fan start...

Nov 07, 202255 min

A Message From God To Elon Musk

JFK stops by the God Pod to smoke a pumpkin spice blunt with Jesus and God and shoot the breeze about House of the Dragon, Andor, the Trump of Brazil losing, the highly intelligent God Pod listeners, flipping churches, and Weeny Boy McGoo. On JFC LOL, we find out if the Virgin Mary looked like Lady Gaga, getting tasered for God, deadly red states, Elon Musk’s bumbling twitter takeover, increase in hate tweets, Nancy Pelosi’s husband being attacked, camel shaming, and step-nun porn. So grab a cig...

Nov 03, 20221 hr 3 min

A Message From God To Kanye West

On this spooky Halloween episode of the God Pod: Satan, Psyche, and God discuss Satan dropping ties with Kanye, eating hot angel wings, legendary hypocrite Elon Musk's stupid Twitter bathroom sink gag, Disney jail, and butts full of galaxies… And on Therapy With Psyche: Satan and God embody cute five-year-olds. Nothing but train wrecks and Breaking News on The Satan Show! when the gang chat about God being no friend of ‘Friends’ or Matthew Perry, famous actor Ted Cruz's new sitcom 'Supply Closet...

Oct 31, 20221 hr 4 min

Legendary Simpsons Producer Bill Oakley Stops By The God Pod!

Three-time Emmy award-winning comedy writer Bill Oakley joins Jesus, Mary Mags, and God to talk about his incredible career writing for The Simpsons, Futurama, Regular Show, Mission Hill, his retro sci-fi comedy adventure audiobook/radio play Space: 1969, and his Steamed Hams Society & Food Discovery Club. We also discuss the flailing tv industry, our favorite fast food, Hobby Lobby owner giving away the store for Me (total BS), trash praying, God pranks, Democrat messaging, AOC getting an eye p...

Oct 27, 20221 hr 12 min

Lettuce Pray, Satanic Anime, and The Tay Tay of Hell

On a God Pod far, far away, Satan and Psyche join God to battle the rightwing troll Empire, Tim Allen, and ventriloquist dolls! On Therapy With Psyche, Satan role-plays Tom Cruise role-playing God, and God breaks down over getting mean-girled for his TikTok fart video. The Satan Show! (sponsored by Big Oil): is packed with the latest gossip about James Cordon apologizing and Olivia Wilde’s ‘special salad dressing’ — the gang also discusses Liz Truss’s nickname, reviewer feedback, Taylor Swift’s ...

Oct 24, 202258 min

Incel Task Force, Free Vasectomies, and 1 Billion Missing Snow Crabs

On this holy episode of the God Pod, God finds out if Mary Mags believes in him or not. She also brings the gift of uncomfortable truths to help humans grow; they discuss our new snow crab overlord's alliance with elephants for world domination, the Incel Task Force, capitalism breeding loneliness, what it means to be a good person, the cuddle mafia, God's TikTok fart algorithm, and God decides to get a free vasectomy. …. and on JFC LOL they chew on the offensive "I love hot youth pastors" stick...

Oct 20, 20221 hr 2 min

46 People Who Are Definitely Going To HELL

On this episode of the God Pod, Dr. Satan and Dr. God list 46 people that are definitely going to H-E-double hockey sticks, Alex Jones getting smanged, the cheese test, 1 billion missing snow crabs, Jesus stealing socks, and boob aerodynamics. Satan and God also discuss their biggest fears on ‘Anti-Therapy With Satan,’ and on the ‘Satan Show!’ they gossip about Kim Kardashian getting booed, hot ghosts, and political tacos. So curl up on the couch, click those links below, and listen to the God P...

Oct 17, 202256 min

Andrew Seidel | How the Supreme Court Is Weaponizing Religious Freedom

On the new God Pod: Jesus, Mary Mags, and God are working for the weekend with hotshot atheist, constitutional lawyer, and author, Andrew Seidel, to chat about his new book 'American Crusade' which gives a glimmer of hope as democracy flails against the hostile takeover of the Supreme Court by Christian zealots. Mary Mags and Andrew Seidel smarten up the episode leaving Jesus speechless and God looking for nunchuck warriors, liberal billionaires, and elephant revolutionaries to fight against the...

Oct 13, 20221 hr 2 min

A Message From God To Herschel Walker

On the next and always FREE episode of the God Pod, God is tested by the universe and feels unloved and finger-shamed. Mary Mags brings awareness to sea algae and the elephants’ hostile takeover of the planet on Conspiracy Corner. Psyche has dating tips for the men on the failed dating app The “Right” Stuff and tries to cheer up God. We also learn Jesus has been sneaking down to earth in disguise, Dank Brandon is pro-pot, Beyonce is omnipresent, and Herschel Walker just can’t stop being a hypocr...

Oct 10, 202250 min

"We Have To Keep Our Country Gay"

On this episode of the God Pod, Me, Jesus and Mary Magdalene talk about the Hurricane in Florida, the Deep State, and what the migrants in Martha’s Vineyard are up to now. Jesus went to see the movie ‘Bros’ and has a review. Finally, we discuss Lizzo playing a flute and making a million incels heads explode. The God Pod: Have it Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has n...

Oct 06, 202254 min

Legendary Marvel Comics Writer Dan Slott Returns To The God Pod!

On this episode of the God Pod Me, Satan, Psyche, and fangirl Mormon prophet Joseph Smith geek out over the Amazing Comic Book Writing Adventures of Dan Slott with Ren and Stimpy (comic books), the Fantastic 4, the Spider-Verse, She-Hulk, his Marvel food truck, death threats, his quest for the elusive giant office ham, and so much more! On God Pod News: Marjorie Taylor Greene gets served divorce papers and conservatives try to cancel Halloween. So POW! BAM! ZING! those links below!!! The God Pod...

Oct 03, 202259 min

God Trolls The Hell Out Of Judgy Heathens On The Internet

On this glorious God Pod episode, the "silly gang" Jesus and Mary Mags join me to talk TV shows, Trump trying to manifest himself out of crimes, prison's basement, the slow-moving moral arc of the universe, and Jediism. On JFC LOL we discuss Lil Nas X ordering pizza for Christian protesters, Umass football's Pride Day vs Liberty University, Benny the butt plug, Eminem topping the Christian billboard charts, Kanye not reading books, and I read Facebook troll comments. On Holy S*** we read Adam Le...

Sep 29, 20221 hr

Jesus Curses Out The Governor Of Florida

On the new sermon from the Church of the God Pod, puppy-loving Jesus throws lawless Ron DeSatan under the bus for using asylum seekers for his political sideshow, Mary Mags preaches on the dumbing down of America, I perform an Act Of God, and Jesus finds out he missed a prayer for a pony. On Evil Incarnate News we cover the Republican’s nationwide abortion ban plan, the Little Mermaid Controversy, and the Youth Summit brainwashing. It’s a sermon you won’t want to miss, folks, so grab a bottle of...

Sep 22, 20221 hr 3 min

Satan Provides An Update On The Queen

Satan returns to the God Pod from his trip to the Royal Hell Casino and gives us the latest update on how the Queen is doing. Tensions brew as we talk about the queen’s bees, leprechauns, and flapping. We chat about Patagonia, decent billionaires, Hardee’s brilliantly seizing on the hilarious MyPillow FBI bust, and McDonald’s onion rings. Celebrity drama takes center stage on the Satan Show with Britney Spears, Courtney Cox and Kanye feud but ends with a light-hearted look at filming colonoscopi...

Sep 19, 202256 min

Founder Of ‘The Onion’ Scott Dikkers Returns To The God Pod!

Jesus, Mary Mags, and I dicker around with comedy legend Scott Dikkers, the founder of The Onion, #1 NY Times best-selling author, creator of the comic strip Jim’s Journal, voice actor, screenwriter, director, and creator of the new podcast Scott Dikkers Around. I interrogate Scott with dating questions, and we discuss the evil Nestle corp, star signs, climate change, Vlad the impaler, Mary’s ongoing beef with HBO, and the new king’s sausage fingers. So stop dickering around and listen! Like rig...

Sep 15, 20221 hr 4 min
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