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The God Pod

The God Pod is a satirical comedy podcast hosted by God and Jesus. The Divine Duo review the news of the week and try to make sense of the world they created. NEW EPISODES WEEKLY Watch the God Pod in video form: TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/
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Episodes

A Message From God To Herschel Walker

On the next and always FREE episode of the God Pod, God is tested by the universe and feels unloved and finger-shamed. Mary Mags brings awareness to sea algae and the elephants’ hostile takeover of the planet on Conspiracy Corner. Psyche has dating tips for the men on the failed dating app The “Right” Stuff and tries to cheer up God. We also learn Jesus has been sneaking down to earth in disguise, Dank Brandon is pro-pot, Beyonce is omnipresent, and Herschel Walker just can’t stop being a hypocr...

Oct 10, 202250 min

"We Have To Keep Our Country Gay"

On this episode of the God Pod, Me, Jesus and Mary Magdalene talk about the Hurricane in Florida, the Deep State, and what the migrants in Martha’s Vineyard are up to now. Jesus went to see the movie ‘Bros’ and has a review. Finally, we discuss Lizzo playing a flute and making a million incels heads explode. The God Pod: Have it Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has n...

Oct 06, 202254 min

Legendary Marvel Comics Writer Dan Slott Returns To The God Pod!

On this episode of the God Pod Me, Satan, Psyche, and fangirl Mormon prophet Joseph Smith geek out over the Amazing Comic Book Writing Adventures of Dan Slott with Ren and Stimpy (comic books), the Fantastic 4, the Spider-Verse, She-Hulk, his Marvel food truck, death threats, his quest for the elusive giant office ham, and so much more! On God Pod News: Marjorie Taylor Greene gets served divorce papers and conservatives try to cancel Halloween. So POW! BAM! ZING! those links below!!! The God Pod...

Oct 03, 202259 min

God Trolls The Hell Out Of Judgy Heathens On The Internet

On this glorious God Pod episode, the "silly gang" Jesus and Mary Mags join me to talk TV shows, Trump trying to manifest himself out of crimes, prison's basement, the slow-moving moral arc of the universe, and Jediism. On JFC LOL we discuss Lil Nas X ordering pizza for Christian protesters, Umass football's Pride Day vs Liberty University, Benny the butt plug, Eminem topping the Christian billboard charts, Kanye not reading books, and I read Facebook troll comments. On Holy S*** we read Adam Le...

Sep 29, 20221 hr

Jesus Curses Out The Governor Of Florida

On the new sermon from the Church of the God Pod, puppy-loving Jesus throws lawless Ron DeSatan under the bus for using asylum seekers for his political sideshow, Mary Mags preaches on the dumbing down of America, I perform an Act Of God, and Jesus finds out he missed a prayer for a pony. On Evil Incarnate News we cover the Republican’s nationwide abortion ban plan, the Little Mermaid Controversy, and the Youth Summit brainwashing. It’s a sermon you won’t want to miss, folks, so grab a bottle of...

Sep 22, 20221 hr 3 min

Satan Provides An Update On The Queen

Satan returns to the God Pod from his trip to the Royal Hell Casino and gives us the latest update on how the Queen is doing. Tensions brew as we talk about the queen’s bees, leprechauns, and flapping. We chat about Patagonia, decent billionaires, Hardee’s brilliantly seizing on the hilarious MyPillow FBI bust, and McDonald’s onion rings. Celebrity drama takes center stage on the Satan Show with Britney Spears, Courtney Cox and Kanye feud but ends with a light-hearted look at filming colonoscopi...

Sep 19, 202256 min

Founder Of ‘The Onion’ Scott Dikkers Returns To The God Pod!

Jesus, Mary Mags, and I dicker around with comedy legend Scott Dikkers, the founder of The Onion, #1 NY Times best-selling author, creator of the comic strip Jim’s Journal, voice actor, screenwriter, director, and creator of the new podcast Scott Dikkers Around. I interrogate Scott with dating questions, and we discuss the evil Nestle corp, star signs, climate change, Vlad the impaler, Mary’s ongoing beef with HBO, and the new king’s sausage fingers. So stop dickering around and listen! Like rig...

Sep 15, 20221 hr 4 min

God Forgets To Save The Queen

Moses returns to the God Pod after wondering Costco for 40 minutes, we learn about pegging therapy on Therapy with Psyche, and I fill in for Satan on the Satan Show. We discuss Queen Elizabeth II’s ascent to purgatory on a MacBook double rainbow, “nothing is sacred” tweets from ‘Murica, lentil soup, TV shows, and Tucker Carlson nightmares. It’s the end of an era, humans, so grab your headphones and listen to your favorite imaginary friends whilst doing household chores or whilst stuck in traffic...

Sep 12, 202258 min

God Interviews Guy Who Trolled Texas With Arabic “In God We Trust” Signs

I said, "Let there be a God Pod," and saw that it was GREAT! Chaz Stevens, the amazing political activist for the separation of church and state, known as the ambassador to hell, the world's worst superhero, and General Patton of the War On Christmas, joins Me, Jesus, and Mary Mags to discuss his incredible career trolling the bureaucratic hypocrisy of the far right. And if that wasn't awesome enough, he also connects humans with emotional support animals. He's done too many great things to list...

Sep 08, 20221 hr 3 min

Thou Shalt Not Sun Your Holes!

Satan and Psyche stop by the God Pod, and it goes completely OFF THE RAILS! I discover I have a Tinker Bell rule, and I'm a like addict in Group Therapy with Psyche. On God's Wacky World Of Humans, we discuss sunning your holes, then pivot to the Satan Show to speculate about why Leo can't drive 25, the roasting of JK Rowling, and Dee Snyder not taking it anymore from MAGAts. We finish off the show with some news about that evil moron Trump. Thou shalt have no other Pods before Me! I require an ...

Sep 05, 202255 min

God Goes Back To School

Hi Humans, I just gotta tell you about the new God Pod episode before My school bus arrives. It’s so cool! Mary Mags professes some sweet progressive optimism, and Jesus cheerleads for Taylor Swift. The class syllabus includes Biden’s Dark Brandon Joker phase, Jesus’ winning the student loan debate with memes, trolling the In God We Trust Texas loophole, and Voltron. On JFC LOL, Jesus rebukes the nepotism accusation and his run for governor of Florida. We also talk TV shows and the wild world of...

Sep 01, 20221 hr 2 min

Forgive Us Our College Debts

It’s 2 Girls, 1 God today as Mary Mags and Psyche join Me to discuss the White House Twitter account dunking on hypocritical republicans, outsourcing parenting, Venus in Uranus, diapers, pro-choice Gen Z activists, and hot dog beer straws. The God Pod is packed with vitamin G, your favorite alternative sugars, and now comes in four delicious flavors! The God Pod: Have it Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the cent...

Aug 29, 20221 hr

God Commands Americans To Stop Banning Books

For unto you a new God Pod episode is born with Jesus, Mary Mags, and our wonderful guest, Holly Figueroa O’Reilly, Chocolatier, Baker, Songstress, and Trump Slayer. We discuss bible banning, the atheist factory, ding dong clouds, Twitter blocking, the laughingstock Dr. Oz., Canada’s QAnon Queen, grammar check reviews and comments, and Mary teaches me big words. Did you know you can listen to the God Pod while driving, running from a bear, and sky diving? You can listen anywhere. After 6000 year...

Aug 25, 202256 min

Lincoln Calls Civil War 2 A Bad Idea: "Dude, Trust Me" Says Former Prez

Four score and seven minutes ago I brought forth the newest episode of the God Pod with Satan, Psyche, and special guest Abraham Lincoln, who walks us through a less than accurate historical tour, which includes a 10-year egg shortage and his Lincoln Log Fortune. We also have group therapy with Psyche, read Weeny Boy Mcgoo's review, and discuss evil bosses who think they're gods. I decide to get pigtails to see if I can make more tithes and offerings. On the 'Satan Show!' We discuss the latest g...

Aug 22, 202254 min

God Commands Humans To Curse So Much F***ing More

Holy Moly! On the new God Pod, I hang (pun intended) with Jesus and Mary Mags. In the new segment, ‘Just Smite It,’ we talk about Beto and the need for more cursing from the left. In The News, we discuss cemented golf holes, capitalist monkeypox, Tenacious D, creepy Meta chatbots, false flags, and astrology. And if that wasn’t enough to tickle your holy ghost, Jesus accepts a marriage proposal, we answer questions from our patrons and turn DeSantis into a cartoon Florida Man villain. But wait, t...

Aug 18, 202258 min

Satan Very Worried Over FBI Nuclear Probe

On the next Most Holy episode of the God Pod: Psyche returns for group therapy with Me and Satan. I do My incredible impressions of a goat, Mike Pence, and Norm McDonald. We discuss My continuous Smitings of Trump, the ghost of Ivana, and speculate about who the FBI informer could be. On Satan Today, we introduce the new dating game ‘Shoot Your Shot With Satan,’ the latest celeb gossip, and Ezra Miller’s fall from grace. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kickin...

Aug 15, 202258 min

Pray: Jesus vs. Predator

I made a new God Pod episode and saw that it was good! I hang with Jesus and his bestie Mary Mags. We premiere the new trailer to Pray: Jesus vs Predator. We also chat about Mormons playing the persecution card, the Holy Trinity bikini, the Indiana rep who tried to ban Viagra, climate change, and read some ‘Explain The Bible Badly’ Twitter comments. In the beginning was the podcast, and the podcast was with Me, and the podcast was the God Pod. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realiz...

Aug 11, 202250 min

The Lord Taketh Away Alex Jones’ Money

Satan, Mary Mags, and Moses stop by God Pod+ and we all have a good laugh at the smiting of Alex Jones. We celebrate the state of Kansas for preserving a woman’s right to choose. We discuss what people might do to celebrate National Lobster Day. On Conspiracy Corner, Moses uncovers the Georgia Guidestones' mystery. The Satan Show is packed with the latest entertainment news from the HBO Max and Discovery+ merger scandal to the best shows to watch before they are canceled... or not, we're not sur...

Aug 08, 202249 min

God Loses Mega Millions Lottery Again

Jesus and Mary Mags stop by the God Pod to mourn our Mega Millions loss and scratch our heads at a leaking Noah’s Ark museum. On JFC LOL we chat about pronouns in the Bible, and Jesus googles vagina paintings live on air. We also private-jet-shame celebrities, praise the satire of Grand Theft Auto, and swoon over Beyonce. Wow! How anyone could pass this episode up is beyond me and I’m omniscient. Hit listen now! Listen to the God Pod while supplies last! After 6000 years of running the universe,...

Aug 04, 202258 min

God Furious Over Choco Taco Situation

God and Satan discuss a rich bishop who got robbed, the number 666, the end of Choco Tacos, OAN begging the Left for help, peanut butter and salsa, Kylie Jenner, and Chik-Fil-A paying people in sandwiches. NOTE: The God Pod is now fortified with Alpha and Omega-3s. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do ...

Aug 01, 202249 min

JFC LOL

Hi Humans! On this brand spanking new episode of the GOD POD, Jesus and Me hang out and discuss if he’s ever held a magic wand, robots taking over the world, and how Focus on the Family’s messaging destroys families. Oh and I almost forgot! We debut a new JFC LOL segment you won’t want to miss! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. S...

Jul 28, 202247 min

The Satan Show!

New and Improved God Pod! Now includes “The Satan Show.” Satan and Mary Magdalene stop by to discuss all things cats, Old Testament fashion, mock Josh Hawley, and learn a thing or two about menstruation. 9 out of 10 Cats love the God Pod, so turn it on for them. It’s even great for reducing hairballs… maybe. Couldn't hurt to try. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been...

Jul 25, 202258 min

God: Love and Blunder

Holy mackerel, what a great episode! Jesus, Mary Magdalene and Me try to save the penguins' lunch, discuss Oprah’s Monsters, human sacrifice and why Jesus poops himself when he gets too excited. So click on some buttons and listen! Or not...whatever. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full...

Jul 21, 20221 hr 3 min

God Talks To ‘The Simpsons’ Producer Josh Weinstein

The Simpsons' five-time Emmy® award-winning producer, Josh Weinstein, stopped by The God Pod to discuss his AMAZING career, our favorite episodes and quotes, how to sleep at work, and the importance of farting in front of the people you love with Me, Satan, Mary Magdalene, and Jesus. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he start...

Jul 18, 20221 hr 8 min

Up Yours, Woke Moralists

God, Satan and Mary Magdalene discuss Boris Johnson resigning in the UK, Minions: Rise of Gru, and Jordan Peterson’s “Up Yours, Woke Moralists” speech. Is this one of the funniest things we’ve ever heard? Maybe! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twi...

Jul 11, 202254 min

Blowing The Lid Off The Biggest Sex Secret

God, Mary and Satan discuss the latest news down on Earth. Also…CAN women control intake of semen? The God Pod investigates. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet s...

Jul 07, 202259 min

Condescendence Day

God and Moses discuss the meaning of the 4th of July in USA in the year of our Lord 2022. What is there to celebrate? Ish is on fire, yo. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and mayb...

Jul 04, 202247 min

America: Land of Gun Care and Health Control

God, Mary Magdalene and Joseph Smith discuss the aftermath of the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade. What’s to be done? What happens next? God vehemently stands with women having the right to choose. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekl...

Jun 30, 20221 hr 18 min

God Damns The Supreme Court For Overturning Roe v. Wade

We didn’t know this would happen, but the God Pod was recording RIGHT as right-wing maniacs on the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, ending abortion as a constitutional right in the USA. Listen in as God and Moses react in real time to this absolutely monstrous decision. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podc...

Jun 27, 202250 min

Return of the Space Jesus

God, Jesus and Mary Magdalene discuss the backlash against Star Wars for supporting Pride Month. Is Darth Vader basically Space Jesus? We respond. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities...

Jun 23, 20221 hr 4 min
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