How does JFK feel about Qanon? And why did they think his son would come back to life? God, Satan, Psyche and Moses talk to former US president John F. Kennedy in Heaven. Later we discuss things people consider satanic, weed from other planets, and Luciferase. God delivers your New Commandment. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. S...
Nov 08, 2021•1 hr
What is God’s Loophole? God, Jesus, Mary Magdalene, and Moses are in rare form and have a great time laughing together. We discuss whether or not we should ‘lighten up,’ the correct way to eat a banana, and what to name Jesus’ new puppy. Mary Magdalene does her best impression of God. Later on we discuss paid family leave and taxing the richest man on the planet. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despit...
Nov 04, 2021•1 hr 1 min
God, Jesus, Moses, Psyche and Satan hang out with 40 of our closest friends at our Halloween Party! Everyone came in awesome costumes! Thanks for coming out, everyone! We’ll have another party in late November, so if you couldn’t make this party, we’ll see you there! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to d...
Nov 01, 2021•1 hr 54 min
God, Jesus, Mary Magdalene, Moses and Satan all hang out in this wildly fun episode. We discuss asking potential mates for their most controversial opinion as a means of weeding out lunatics. For example, Satan hates cats but loves the movie ‘Cats.’ We say many other dangerous things that could be taken out of context. We also discuss what our last words would be. Is this the final episode of The God Pod? Haha. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt...
Oct 28, 2021•1 hr 7 min
God, Moses and Psyche hang out for some group therapy. Does Squid Game mock socialism or capitalism? God asks “What’s the one thing you can’t live without?” The Goddamn News includes a Christian’s sign about who gets into Heaven, synthetic parasite mind eggs, and Trump’s failed website. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God ...
Oct 25, 2021•1 hr
God and Jesus hang out, just the two of us, just like the old days. The Goddamn News includes Christmas presents supply chain hypocrisy, apocalypse preppers, and something called ‘JesusWeen.’ Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of...
Oct 21, 2021•49 min
The Goddess Psyche provides group therapy to Satan, Moses and God. We answer questions from our listeners. God asks what makes you instantly lose respect for someone? The Goddamn News includes Bisexual Superman, “I Am Weed,” and Ozzy Osbourne. God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he...
Oct 18, 2021•1 hr 7 min
Psyche and Mary Magdalene hang out with Moses and God. We answer questions from our listeners and read our reviews. God asks which animal is the rudest? And how did no one suggest humans? The Goddamn News includes Iron Maiden, Operation Dunder Mifflin, and Andrew Lloyd Webber. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not be...
Oct 14, 2021•1 hr 3 min
Satan returns and brings the Mormon Prophet Joseph Smith with him from Hell. Joseph Smith hangs out as we discuss the Pope, the Zodiac Killer, and Tony the Tiger. We answer questions from our listeners and read our reviews. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a ...
Oct 11, 2021•1 hr 2 min
When does the title get said during the episode? Listen to find out! We discuss fasting and prayer, the Supreme Court, Planned Parenthood, and Pat Robertson’s retirement. We answer questions from our Angels. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do ju...
Oct 07, 2021•54 min
When does the title get said during the episode? Listen to find out! We discuss comedy therapy, which famous puppets would be anti-vax, conservative Christian hypocrites, reincarnation animals, the differences between schlemiels, schmucks and putzes, and the goddamn news. Finally, God reiterates a previous commandment. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to sm...
Oct 04, 2021•55 min
God asked humans to explain the Bible badly to people who have never read it. We discuss the Mormon practice of getting soaked to the bone, if you know what I mean. Who should do God’s performance review? We discuss. God, Jesus, Moses and Mary Magdalene discuss the latest in the goddamn news. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying...
Sep 30, 2021•50 min
WE HAD SO MUCH FUN! Listen in as God, Jesus, Moses, Satan, and The Goddess Psyche party on a Friday night with 40 of our biggest fans! So much happened! Enjoy this 2-hour LIVE episode! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for G...
Sep 27, 2021•2 hr 7 min
SMITE-VAXX! God releases a way to protect yourself from being smited by God. The gang debates The Sound Of Music VS. Grease, religious exemptions, and what churches should be converted into. Later on, God, Jesus, and Moses discuss the latest in the goddamn news. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do jus...
Sep 23, 2021•57 min
BALL WARS: ATTACK OF THE SWOLLEN BALLS! ...A short time ago, in a galaxy close, close by, some might say the one you’re currently in, Turmoil has engulfed the US Republic. The value of a 95% effective vaccine is in dispute due to a phantom pair of swollen balls. Hoping to exploit the matter with a flurry of deadly tweets, the greedy Federation of Fading Celebrities have committed to cast doubt on the work of a global community of scientists. While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates t...
Sep 20, 2021•54 min
WTF?! Why did God let 9/11 happen? Where was he? What was he doing? God finally explains after all these years. Is it healthy to 'never forget' something so traumatic and horrific? We talk about all this and more. Listen in as God, Jesus, Moses, and Mary Magdalene discuss the latest in the goddamn news. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces o...
Sep 16, 2021•1 hr 4 min
THE GODDESS PSYCHE HOSTS THIS EPISODE! Psyche is frigging DONE with the stigma around getting therapy. She conducts an intensive group therapy session. Listen in as God, Satan, Moses, and Psyche discuss the latest in the goddamn news. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and hear...
Sep 13, 2021•56 min
THE ANGEL OF DEATH RETURNS! The Grim Reaper has been gone all summer and God asks why. It turns out that Death went to Mount Everest in Nepal and got her GROOVE back. Listen as Death becomes her best self. Later on, God, Jesus, Mary Magdalene, Death and Moses discuss the latest in the goddamn news. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evi...
Sep 09, 2021•1 hr 5 min
GOD FINDS RELIGION! God explores joining The Satanic Temple just to mess with Texas. Listen in as God, Satan, Moses, and Psyche discuss the latest in the goddamn news. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out wi...
Sep 06, 2021•1 hr 1 min
Author Mary L. Trump returns to the God Pod for an unprecedented 3rd time! This time we talk to Mary about her new book ‘The Reckoning.’ Mary Magdalene hosts the episode and leads this fascinating interview with one of America’s leading authors. Later on, listen in as Mary Magdalene, Moses, God, Jesus and Mary L. Trump talk about all the latest in the goddamn news. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and desp...
Sep 02, 2021•1 hr 1 min
ALL HAIL THE SATAN POD! Satan takes over as host and proves that he’s better than God, once and for all. Listen in as Satan, Moses, Psyche, and God read reviews from listeners, answer questions, and talk about the latest goddamn news. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and hear...
Aug 30, 2021•1 hr 7 min
KEVIN “DELTA VARIANT” KOVID RETURNS! Don’t call it a comeback, he’s been here for years. Listen in as God, Jesus, Moses, and Mary Magdalene discuss the latest in the goddamn news with Covid-19 itself. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly o...
Aug 26, 2021•54 min
HOLY CRAP DID WE HAVE A BLAST! Listen in as God, Jesus, Moses, Mary Magdalene, Satan, and The Goddess Psyche party on a Friday night with 40 of our biggest fans! So much happened! Wine was made from water, toasts were made, and Jesus came out of the closet (for reals this time). Enjoy this 2-hour episode! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces...
Aug 23, 2021•2 hr 2 min
God interviews TV host, travel writer, and former mayoral candidate ‘Broke-Ass’ Stuart. Stuart tells us what it’s been like becoming a travel writer and making his living online. He also tells us about the time he ran for mayor of San Francisco! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of f...
Aug 19, 2021•47 min
God and Satan discuss switching roles for a week! Would anyone even notice? What could possibly go wrong? God and Satan do more couples counseling with goddess of therapy, Psyche. Later on, God, Satan, and Psyche answer questions and discuss all the latest in the Goddamn News. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a po...
Aug 16, 2021•1 hr
Mary Magdalene makes her first appearance on the God Pod just as Jesus skips town for two weeks. Mary tells God and Satan what it was like hanging out with Jesus back in the old days. God asked humans which comedian they want resurrected and reviews their answers. God also humans what the last thing they bought was (because that will be their weapon to fight Satan). Finally, the gang talks about the latest in the Goddamn News, from Kenneth Copeland saying God couldn’t use his private jet to Ron ...
Aug 12, 2021•1 hr 4 min
God and Satan get in a fight and decide to go to couples counseling. The Goddess Psyche helps the two unravel some of the deeper issues within their tortured relationship. God explains why he isn’t killing idiots faster, why you can’t pet a grizzly bear, and what the meaning of life is. Finally, the gang talks about the latest in the Goddamn News, from being duct-taped on an airplane to being eaten by an alligator. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his ...
Aug 09, 2021•1 hr 14 min
God argues with Jesus over getting a puppy! Jesus wants to get a real, live Earth puppy for the palace! And God is not so sure about it! Who’s gonna walk it?? God and Jesus answer questions, and then discuss all the latest in the Goddamn News. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun...
Aug 05, 2021•1 hr 7 min
God talks to his therapist on the podcast for the very first time! God introduces his therapist Psyche (The Goddess of Soul), whose name and life-story inspired the term ‘Psychology.’ God talks to her about what’s really bothering him lately. Is it ok to not be ok? God and his therapist also discuss what TV shows they’re currently watching. Later on, God and Psyche discuss the latest in the Goddamn News. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like,...
Aug 02, 2021•1 hr 4 min
Comedian Kelly Bachman joins The God Pod for an interview! Kelly tells us about her journey in comedy thus far, from doing standup to making movies to creating musical comedy. And of course, we talk about THAT moment. We discuss the real aftermath of her viral takedown of an infamous serial rapist. God and pals answer questions from their angel patrons. God asks everyone the question, “What would make church more exciting?” Later, we all discuss the latest in the Goddamn News. Finally, God issue...
Jul 29, 2021•1 hr 4 min
