Minute 26: Shelly's Transformative Moment and a Shit-Dick

Bill couldn't even plug in a microphone for his pal, despite the fact that it was mere inches away. Bill is not only tired this week, but he is also a shit-dick. We witness, at Bill's urging, Shelly's cinematic conversion into a world unfamiliar. Matt vehemently hates a hearty "yeah, no." It's like Bill is getting paid per Star Wars reference and Matt thinks Uncle Owen was NOT a bad guy. Bill lobbies to cast Mark Hamill this week. The guys talk about their old cars in a very "top-gear" way. Bill imagines a world where everyone is or could be wearing a Dennis DeYoung wig. Matt will take the fries but please hold the goddamned aioli! Shelly ain't no aioli guy. In a display that can only mean this might be the worst critical analysis of Glengarry ever, the boys wonder what condiments the sales force would be. Matt wants a David Mamet coloring book. A quote corner brings the episode in for a bumpy landing. Remember guys, "it's there."