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The Glass Bottom Podcast

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Shallow minds in deep water! That's what you'll find on this irrepressible podcast. Join Mike, Rob and Shards as they explore deep sea level thoughts with their shallow glass bottom boat brains. If you're looking for laughs, idiocracy, and an escape from reality, you've come to the right place... Welcome to The Glass Bottom Podcast!
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Episodes

20 Pounds of Eppisode In A 5 Pound Trash Bag!

The boys are back (well, recorded way back) and full of loose content! Too much to list, but here is a taste: -Bad hair cuts and getting nicked. -Gummies -Christmas parties -Mike and midgets -The guardian bike? -Man versus hamster -Rob's U-bend tech -Emergency toilet fisting! -GIRLS GONE WILD DVD? All this crap and much, much more! Enjoy?

Jun 21, 20251 hr 16 minEp. 58

It Ain't Mexican Manwich!!!!

Episode 58 Welcome back beloved Glassholes! At long last, the 75%r has edited up a new episode. It has been aged for flavor and character. --Halloweenies --Shards was an F-boy. __ Mike was "Barnettjuice". --Scull talk --Hurricane chat. --Chinese headlamps and lesbians. --LISTENER e-mail questions. --Kageling to be the best couples figure skating team! --Campaign signs. --Spontaneous joke dropped. --Other nonsense! Thank you all for checking us out. Enjoy. CHEERS!...

Nov 27, 202458 minEp. 57

Giraffe Toes and other "safe" Colors!

Oh Boy!! This one is way out of pocket! Welcome back Glassholes! Shard laugh. Rob got got. Mike got got. Mike wants a prairie dog. Check mate Capybara. Swamp Ape rape whistle. Farm folks are different. Child's plate of ribs. Circa 1975. Do deaf people around the world sound the same? Syndrome strength. The super massive hurricane to our left. Waffle house props. Cheers Glassholes!

Sep 29, 202458 minEp. 56

Knocking the big rust off the ol' trombone!

The boys are back! Elder emo. Red hot Tam O'Shanty hat! The Zelda Lid Assburges?? A good man is hard to find. Grandma's boy? WhatNot addicts! HOLY JESUS! James Earal Jones love. Hauck Tua check mate... And some extra crap!!

Sep 22, 202450 minEp. 55

Richard Simmons, testicale speculation and nonsense! Oh yeah, nonsense!

Hey Glassholes!! This episode is all over the place! It includes, but is not limited too: -Boeing Starliner still sucks! -Bye bye Bob New.... -Godspeed and good bye Richard Simmons!! -Quantification of mens shorts -Bye bye BVO!! -F the FDA -Speculation on testicles -Sport Clips cunundrum -Omega ball is the GBPs kind of ball! -Rugby??? -Dog food.. -Peeing whilst poopin' ??? -unintelligable.......

Jul 21, 202452 minEp. 54

Amputee UFC!

In this episode: Boeing still sucks. Brightline body count rises. Artemis Prime is gone. Dat heat doh! John Force. THE greatest joke ever told!!! First responders to a special needs disaster... Damn.. ink bled through...can't read the rest ENJOY!!

Jul 15, 20241 hr 2 minEp. 53

Fireworks, genderless outhouses and taco "burgers".

-Happy "Forge of Falie"! -Great Moments in Bad Fireworks -Genderless outhouses. As our founding fathers wanted it. -Big toilet. -Dad joke bombs. -All hale John Ford! -Zip lines for fat folks. -Brats, beer and butter are no match for "taco" burgers.

Jun 30, 20241 hr 9 minEp. 52

Blackstones to Gut Biomes!

Welcome Glassholes. THIS IS A BANGER!!!!! What if Shard died? A.I. and the slow roll out they promised?? Plumbers crack. No higene? Rob poops...? Chaos!! Too much to list! Enjoy a BANGER!!!

Jun 23, 20241 hr 5 minEp. 51

I HEART? Buck Naked??

Welcome back beloved Glassholes!!!! This epp is a banger!! Caveat Emptor? Buccee's noodle. Dave Attell Big Les on YouTube Northern lights in the lazy south! Idiot light/orb. Joseph Robinette RAMMSTEIN!! We outs!

Jun 03, 202449 minEp. 50

Good Bye Varsity Blues!

Welcome back beloved Glassholes! This is our last training pod. 50 episodes in the books makes us PROFESSIONALS! --Rob Flintstone --TikTok Ban!! --Us on 1.8 Speed --Kendrick LaMar --Central Casting fo th 150 human shells --Tall Midgets? --Dad's will have to breast feed babies in the furure! --Mike gets buried! --See ya's

May 19, 202456 minEp. 49

Rob squats and Gold Mower TIKTOKs

Long time no see Glassholes! In this episode, we find: Rob can't squat. TikTok is big time listening The NFL people auctions have happened Rob has THE best segment ever with football names!! and the rest, I cannot read my sloppy, ADD hand writing to tell you about.

May 12, 20241 hr 12 minEp. 48

Lilith, Beebs, Boobs and KIKI!!!

Hey Glassholes!! This epp is Nuts: Boeing is going out of business?? Good driving appears crazy?? Center drive cars save the entire flat earth? "Out of ...a...Pocket"... Grass "fed"....Grass "finished" beef stix??

May 06, 202450 minEp. 47

Aunt Lynn, O.J. and DISHKA??

Welcome back Glassholes!! Another interesting and completely out of pocket epp!! We get a crazy "Aunt Lynn" story update. O.J. and Mike's crazy infatuation is hashed over. Some eclipse talk. THE pool noodle floats again! The boys introduce a very, very special new guest.. DISHKA!! And, a long pod closes with Mike's astute identification that ALLIGATORS make THE ugliest road kill!! Enjoy......Or endure!

Apr 24, 202459 minEp. 46

Asteroids, eclipses and talkning toilets!!

Good things come to those who wait! Welcome back Glassholes! After another long pause, the boys are back! Mike lights the extinction fuse on meteor Apophis! He sets up his dicey trip to the eclipse. A moment is spent crapping on "Ditty" and the "Royals". A new segment, "Great Moments in Bad Time Travel" is born! Toilets talk and the physics of fat cart pushers is "analyzed".... All this and more on this episode of The Glass Bottom Pod!!! Socials...

Apr 24, 202454 minEp. 45

Welcome To 2024 New Horizon Picks

Welcome back all you Glassholes! It's 2024 and that means its time, once again, for the boys to submit their picks for who will die this year All this and more on another episode of The Glass Bottom Podcast! Sco lets! -------------------------------------------- Email us with all your hate mail at theglassbottompodcast@gmail.com -------------------------------------------- Follow the show on our social media platforms! TikTok @theglassbottompod Instagram @theglassbottompod Twitter @glassbottompo...

Jan 22, 202448 minEp. 44

Now Is The Time To Test A Family's Love

Welcome back all you Glassholes! After a brief holiday hiatus, the boys are back at it again. Brightline strikes again. Are Pinball machines a timeless classic? Why exactly did Rob's parents purchase a Kirby vacuum? All this and more on another episode of The Glass Bottom Podcast! Sco lets! -------------------------------------------- Email us with all your hate mail at theglassbottompodcast@gmail.com -------------------------------------------- Follow the show on our social media platforms! Tik...

Jan 15, 202450 minEp. 43

The Early Bird Catches Extinction

Welcome back all you Glassholes! On todays episode, Mike shares a breaking discovery that the Neanderthal species went extinct because the were bred out by Homosapiens. Later, the boys dive into New Years resolutions. All this and more on another episode of The Glass Bottom Podcast! Sco lets! -------------------------------------------- Email us with all your hate mail at theglassbottompodcast@gmail.com -------------------------------------------- Follow the show on our social media platforms! T...

Dec 18, 202349 minEp. 42

The Rise and Fall of Ron Jeremy

Welcome back all you Glassholes! The boys discuss whether or not a documentary by Tom Hanks on Ron Jeremy would be watchable. Later Mando joins in to talk about his experience at a terrible Corvette show. All this and more on another episode of The Glass Bottom Podcast! Sco lets! -------------------------------------------- Email us with all your hate mail at theglassbottompodcast@gmail.com -------------------------------------------- Follow the show on our social media platforms! TikTok @thegla...

Dec 11, 20231 hr 9 minEp. 41

The Sky King

Welcome back all you Glassholes! The boys are back after a two week hiatus and with the holidays quickly approaching, the boys discuss seasonal depression while revisiting the "Sky King" story of Richard Russell. Later, the boys get into their regular shtick, discussing the human body. All this and more on another episode of The Glass Bottom Podcast! Sco lets! -------------------------------------------- Email us with all your hate mail at theglassbottompodcast@gmail.com ------------------------...

Dec 04, 202355 minEp. 40

How Much Drugs Did Your Mom Do?

Welcome back all you Glassholes! The boys welcome back Enigma to the show and he gives them a taste of his experience at Florida's Hullaween festival. Later, Rob tells about his trip back to Utah. All this and more on another episode of The Glass Bottom Podcast! Sco lets! -------------------------------------------- Email us with all your hate mail at theglassbottompodcast@gmail.com -------------------------------------------- Follow the show on our social media platforms! TikTok @theglassbottom...

Nov 13, 20231 hr 26 minEp. 39

Who Was Jim Thorpe?

Welcome back all you Glassholes! Mike takes a deep dive into Jim Thorpe and Pop Warner lore. Later the boys reminisce on child hood vacuums. All this and more on another episode of The Glass Bottom Podcast! Sco lets! -------------------------------------------- Email us with all your hate mail at theglassbottompodcast@gmail.com -------------------------------------------- Follow the show on our social media platforms! TikTok @theglassbottompod Instagram @theglassbottompod Twitter @glassbottompod...

Nov 06, 20231 hrEp. 38

I Poked My Sister's Eye With A Devil's Pitchfork

Welcome back all you Glassholes! On this Halloween episode, the boys discuss their earliest memories of wearing costumes, candy hauls, and the worst Halloween candies they hate receiving. All this and more on another episode of The Glass Bottom Podcast! Sco lets! -------------------------------------------- Email us with all your hate mail at theglassbottompodcast@gmail.com -------------------------------------------- Follow the show on our social media platforms! TikTok @theglassbottompod Insta...

Oct 30, 20231 hr 5 minEp. 37

Mike And Mando Do Micro Wrestling

Welcome back all you Glassholes! Mike makes good on an old GBP promise... He and Mando finally make it to Micro Wrestling! Tune in to catch all the fun and mayhem as they dive into their experience at this mystical event. All this and more on another episode of The Glass Bottom Podcast! Sco lets! -------------------------------------------- Email us with all your hate mail at theglassbottompodcast@gmail.com -------------------------------------------- Follow the show on our social media platform...

Oct 23, 20231 hr 2 minEp. 36

It's Wabbit Season

Welcome back all you Glassholes! Mike task the boys with convincing him whether he should tag a rail car or not. Later, the boys live watch a short video titled "It's Wabbit Season" by Meat Canyon. All this and more on another episode of The Glass Bottom Podcast! Sco lets! -------------------------------------------- Email us with all your hate mail at theglassbottompodcast@gmail.com -------------------------------------------- Follow the show on our social media platforms! TikTok @theglassbotto...

Oct 09, 202349 minEp. 35

Travis Kelce Is Just Album Fodder

Welcome back all you Glassholes! Does Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift have a real relationship, or is he just new ammo for another album? Also, what's the deal with the Golden Bachelor?Plus, the boys welcome on a new guest. All this and more on another episode of The Glass Bottom Podcast! Sco lets! -------------------------------------------- Email us with all your hate mail at theglassbottompodcast@gmail.com -------------------------------------------- Follow the show on our social media platform...

Oct 02, 20231 hr 3 minEp. 34

You're Never Too Close To An Unsafe Load

Welcome back all you Glassholes! Shards goes on trial for his car mishap from last weeks episode. Later, Mando joins the show to rant about Mint Mobile. All this and more on another episode of The Glass Bottom Podcast! Sco lets! -------------------------------------------- Email us with all your hate mail at theglassbottompodcast@gmail.com -------------------------------------------- Follow the show on our social media platforms! TikTok @theglassbottompod Instagram @theglassbottompod Twitter @gl...

Sep 25, 20231 hr 10 minEp. 33

More Faster Train

Welcome back all you Glassholes! Brightline's new passenger train is almost ready to shuttle riders from Miami to Orlando, but how are they alerting drivers of the trains speed at rail road crossings? All this and more on another episode of The Glass Bottom Podcast! Sco lets! -------------------------------------------- Email us with all your hate mail at theglassbottompodcast@gmail.com -------------------------------------------- Follow the show on our social media platforms! TikTok @theglassbo...

Sep 18, 202358 minEp. 32

Deaf Leppard

Welcome back Glassholes! After a week long Labor Day hiatus, the boys are back at it and they have some catching up to do! More stars are dying with Bob Barker and Jimmy Buffet being the latest to bite the dust. Who's next? This and more on another episode of the Glass Bottom Podcast! Sco lets! -------------------------------------------- Email us with all your hate mail at theglassbottompodcast@gmail.com -------------------------------------------- Follow the show on our social media platforms!...

Sep 11, 20231 hr 1 minEp. 31

Don't Go To The Vegas Strip

Welcome back Glassholes! And a special Happy Birthday to our very own Rob! On today's episode, Mike recaps his road trip back from Cali to Florida. Sco lets! -------------------------------------------- Email us with all your hate mail at theglassbottompodcast@gmail.com -------------------------------------------- Follow the show on our social media platforms! TikTok @theglassbottompod Instagram @theglassbottompod Twitter @glassbottompod Facebook @Theglassbottompodcast...

Aug 28, 202359 minEp. 30

Call Me Mutha Mary

Welcome back Glassholes! The pod has gone bi-coastal once again. Mike has traveled back to his hometown in California! And on todays episode, the boys have the pleasure of interviewing Mike's mom. This and more on another episode of the Glass Bottom Podcast! Sco lets! -------------------------------------------- Email us with all your hate mail at theglassbottompodcast@gmail.com -------------------------------------------- Follow the show on our social media platforms! TikTok @theglassbottompod ...

Aug 14, 202351 minEp. 29
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