Mercury is in the microwave folks but Gracie reckons Mercury Energy owes us money and quite frankly we are here for it. Are you climbing in the Christmas window this year? Or are you staying out of it? Dresses over pants. No. And when your mate is being rude to your husband - what do you do? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Not only are the three of us in the same room together, but it's our first podcast back together in about six weeks (she's a biggie)!! We debrief about the glorious trip to Fiji, all thanks to the wonderful team at Tourism Fiji - we had a stunning time! Caitlin tells us something she regularly does on the couch and we weren't expecting that. Do you like being called cute or hot or healthy? Any? All? None? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Caitlin and Gracie fumble their way through another episode this week without B, who will be back next week! They talk about going make-up-free, Celine Dion, being back on the dating apps, Christmas Trees and losing yourself after having children. Also, Caitlin may be a creep at the gym… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Caitlin is back and sharing all of her European stories (um, hot waiters…) baby travel tips from Gracie, daycare fun, belly buttons, hair ties and a bunch of other stuff including a listener tip on those pesky spag bol tupperware containers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This week's guest host is an absolute VIBE. Over a decade ago, Alexa West boarded a plane with $200 in her pocket and zero travel experience under her belt. She's now a best selling travel author, has traveled all over the world and built a 6-figure travel empire. Her mission: to show women how we can travel and work abroad without having a boyfriend or a big bank account. Alexa and Brodie share travel war stories and it's an absolute hoot. There is some SOLID travel advice in here too xx For mo...
Look, Caitlin's in Ibiza being fabulous and Gracie is having a beautiful family holiday, but I still had some minutes! So I said them haha. Enjoy! Brodie x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
She's a juicy episode today as somatic sexologist Morgan Penn joins Brodie and we go everywhere from hairy or waxed or lasered, to getting out of a rut, to dealing with break ups, to normalising the slut era, to learning about the "Morgan Penn Boyfriend Experience" and then somehow we end on running poles. Yes, they are a thing thank you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The fantastic Tegan Yorwarth joins Brodie for the week and it's a real rollercoaster of yarns. Think Taylor Swift, Kim V Kourtney, having babies or not, politics and voting, Meg the Great White Shark from Stewart Island, buying houses, taking supplements because health, boy math and the "pandemic skip". Told you it goes everywhere! xxx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Caitlin has pissed off the Jonas Brothers diehard fans by a a single Instagram caption... We reminisce about RARO (does it still exist??) and going out and doing naughty things as teenagers. Brodie has a traumatic experience with a stool sample. Turns out she's not the only one struggling with stools this week (Frank's Corner)... Gracie gives some amazing advice to a woman who's just found out she's pregnant and has mixed feelings about it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
UP THE WAHS! The girls discuss the Roman Empire trend (because it's actually bloody funny) and realise that a lot of the girl versions are quite grim! Brodie gives a Sydney Marathon debrief. Caitlin is in the departure lounge. Gracie has to make a HUGE decision... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Brodie's back and there's a lot to unpack from Bali... Gracie had to deal with Frank shoplifting and choking in one day. Caitlin is trying to get "pissfit" for Europe so we tell her that hangovers aren't the same over there. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
B is having a much-deserved break in Bali, so Gracie and Caitlin have taken the reins on this week's episode! Caitlin is oddly into Timothée and Kylie, Gracie has unlocked a new fear of worms on the brain, and they are both making sure they are enrolled to vote... Plus they discover just how lame they truly are with their coffee orders and how much they enjoy long walks. Brodie is back next week, see you then 😘 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We are so excited to have Zoe Marshall on the podcast this week, this is an episode you will NOT want to miss. Zoe has been a broadcaster for over 12 years, and is the host and creator of the hugely successful podcast The Deep. From diving into Gloriavale, interviewing terminally ill parents, a madam, a lactating porn star and a man who has sex with dolls - there is quite possibly no one Zoe wouldn’t interview. She’s also a mother of two, and a self-confessed “over-sharer” and all that sharing i...
Gracie spills the tea on all the sexy towns and regions of Aotearoa... We learn about "beekeeping age" and Caitlin is not impressed... We hear about what it means to be "the unicorn" and WOW. And the girls are divided over when you should pack for a holiday - the night before or weeks out? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Frank Green is at it again... Nelly Furtado is BACK and we are so here for it! We're also here for the absolute raging success of the FIFA Women's World Cup - how bloody good! Baby Frank is in his poo era... Apparently we are in for a Rat Girl Summer... And possibly the smoothest segue from rats to new green food scrap bins... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Would you catch the bus after a one night stand? Frank's got baby Crocs and Brodie's ready to stage an intervention. We discuss our RSA drink of choice and reminisce about the days of working in radio and cooking thousands of Sizzler sausages (pretty sure it's not the first time we've talked about it but my goodness it's a memory). Plus we are OUTRAGED at Barcelona. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
If you're looking for in-depth analysis into UFO's you won't find it here. Same with sun bears. But Gracie can offer some self-waxing advice. Caitlin can tell you how to celebrate your birthday all by yourself. And Brodie can offer you some pearls of wisdom one week after the great yoni mapping of 2023... Also, an amazing listener question which makes us discuss "losing your virginity" and how it really needs to shut up and just not be a societal expectation. See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...
Brodie's yoni mapping has happened and we are here to debrief all about it - it was an incredible experience! Plus we debrief all the tour goss, check in with Caitlin who's getting her health back, and Gracie's got a rolling Frank which is another challenge for our gorgeous Mum! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Well, the last show in Auckland did not disappoint! We've had an absolute blast on this tour, and hope everyone who's been listening has been enjoying the episodes - we best see ya'll at the next tour which we are already thinking about (after 300 hours sleep haha). A busy show this week with a full Skims report, a chat about boundaries, someone stole something, and we debrief about the 1000 Margaritas we had the week before and the tea around that... Thank you for all your support, we love doin...
Wellington did NOT disappoint and nothing was off limits! We discuss escorts, and how it might be a better idea than dating apps. Someone's getting a Yoni map this week... Gracie surprises us with a gift, and Caitlin lands a slick nursing joke (LOLOLOL). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We had an absolute blast on the first stop of the tour in beautiful Ōtautahi Christchurch. Thank you so much to Novotel Christchurch Airport for having us - it was an amazing event and we appreciate your support. She sure was a busy show, covering things like dick amnesia, some pretty hilarious animal stories (cats and gorillas), and a missing tooth. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Welcome to this extra special bonus episode with Courtney Pero - a Real Estate Agent based in Ōtautahi Christchurch with Harcourts. There’s always so much noise around the housing market, whether you’re buying or selling, thinking, freaking out, dreaming - it can get very overwhelming and a bit scary… We’ve got some of your questions you’ve sent through so thank you lovely listeners. This episode is brought to you by Courtney Pero. To get in touch with her: courtney.pero@harcourts.co.nz See omny...
She's a bit of a shorter episode this week but all our remaining minutes will be carried over to our FIRST LIVE SHOW WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!! (Which ya'll will get next Monday and that will be the episode for the week FYI). But don't worry, there's still time to talk about Jason Momoa. And Kombucha. And cucumbers. And Frank graduating!!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We're back and we realise that we are indeed of an age where we enjoy a DRY WHITE WINE (can only be said in the voice though). Nevermind the recession, what about how many negative quarters in a row we've dealt with in regards to the man shortage (mancession - see what we did there). Mount Dads - IYKYK Beige flags. Doggies in the bed. Soup for life. Love y'all xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We learn all about blue vulvas today! Brodie has another rant about Frank Green water bottles (I mean she hardly ever rants) AND a hot, steaming, fresh dog poo update. Gracie is dicing with danger aka cutting Pumpkins - why are they so RUTHLESS to deal with? Caitlin cried during The Little Mermaid and we fully support that but we CANNOT get around a tomato bene (you'll understand when you hear it right at the end). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Do you suck on the chicken wing? Are you down with the black tights and white socks trend that's back? Do you hook your bra up properly? Should you be able to use marathons to find love and is the race bib the answer? Should you make sure your car is clean before getting a WOF? SO MANY QUESTIONS! We bloody love your support, and would love it even more if you like and subscribe the show wherever you listen to it (subscribe on Apple, follow on Spotify). Thanks for listening xx See omnystudio.com/...
We've come to the conclusion that we are indeed basic bitches (yes, just today haha) and we actually really happy with it. Brodie gives an update on Flirt School and while it was super fun and there was learnings...it's still a grim outlook out there folks. We urge Caitlin to do some DM sliding. Gracie is in a nude nail era and is also having a wild time on the Apple Ciders and we are here for it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We're pretty sure herpes, hickeys and hard eggs were talked about in the first five minutes but it'll give you an idea of the tone of the podcast today... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We've got a new term to describe the various levels of takeaways and we think it'll stick. It's Masturbation May in case you didn't know, but shit it's high maintenance. Are you into dudes that have that "pub grime" look? We have a dating app update, and some wise advice for one of our single sisters! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
You best believe we dive into every orifice of the Met Gala. We love it, we hate it, we love to love and hate it at the same time ok?!?!?! Caitlin is having a much deserved holiday, but the other two have essentially had a rebirth! Brodie gives a debrief on the Routeburn Classic. Gracie had a gorgie night out. And a dick-shaped iceberg discovered by a man from Dildo. Not even kidding. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
