Kia ora e te whānau! This week on the show: why cash is still king, fart walks, and our attempts at being sexy. We’ve also got more details about our nationwide tour kicking off next month - and we show some love for dirty ol’ Dunners. Plus, what is it with men and their bloody bulging pockets!?
This week, we cross into Hunger Games territory as Jeff Bezos gives us yet another reason to loathe billionaires. Gracie has discovered a new way to enjoy motherhood - it involves EDM, and we are all HERE FOR IT. Caitlin and Gracie had never heard of a “wide-on”. They have now. We were shocked to learn a friend still uses sunbeds - and even more shocked that they’re still legal. Plus: WE RIDE AT DAWN! OK, not really... but we are going on tour in August. Stay tuned!!!
This week: a tribute to 'Mr Worldwise' himself, sexy underwear, toxic peeing habits, bribery, roundabouts - and whether or not kids should have birthday parties at pubs. Plus: what in God’s name are the World Gobbling Championships?
Kia ora e te whānau. This week on the show, Brodie is out sick - so you’ve got Caitlin and Gracie steering the ship! We discuss Caitlin’s te reo Māori journey and the importance of celebrating Matariki, and ask whether we're doing enough to protect our vulnerable young people from AI. There’s also the joy of solo weekends away… and even a touch of Bigfoot. Plus, we dive into why there should be more "pink sauce" on our soggy chips - and find out how Gracie feels about her new nickname.
We have some MINUTES. Brodie is here to report that Tinder is, in fact, alive and well. Did you know you can get your eyebrows laminated?! (Just not at Warehouse Stationery.) Our love affair with the country’s bakeries continues - and now we’re bringing butchers into the mix. How do you read your books… and swallow your pills? And how many failed WoFs does it take before it’s time to say goodbye to your car? (We’re not looking at you, Lemon. Promise, Caitlin.) Plus, Brodie gets left in the lurch...
This week on the show, we celebrate the unsung hero of the hospitality industry: bakeries. Brodie’s had enough of bowls being used as plates, we decide it’s time to bring back boy bands, and we discover how fascinating woodpeckers are. There’s also a migraine hack, propaganda we’re not falling for, and a look back at how traumatising it was as a kid when the plug was pulled out of the bath. Plus, just how cool are we really?
On the show this week: we talk nipple piercings, sneaking out of home stories, and Caitlin’s sock fights. Plus, we weigh in on whether social media should be banned for under-16s, debate why killer whales need a rebrand, and uncover the correct ratio of tongue when going in for a kiss. Oh - and Gracie is gobsmacked by a surprising ‘key’ update.
We take a deep dive into patriarchal standards and explore how, far too often, the choices of women and girls are scrutinised more harshly than those of the perpetrators. It’s not about what they wore, what time they were out, or who they were talking to. Women and girls are entitled to live free, safe and happy lives. Gender should never determine one’s access to safety. We also put Jacinda Ardern’s famous ‘six teaspoons of Milo’ to the test - with surprising results. There’s a confronting mome...
This week, we’ve got a problem with purée, it’s been a shocking week for wāhine in Aotearoa, and we break down everything you need to know about the Diddy trial that’s just kicked off. Plus, Gracie blesses us with some cute-as-shit bird names. We also chat about Mobland, CPR, sugar bugs, and a step-sibling story from Caitlin that had Brodie thinking about a dating scenario she’d definitely never want to be in - especially not with her mum involved. Also, a huge thanks to everyone who’s filled ou...
This week, we take a look at the role of independent broadcasters in politics (promise it’s sexier than it sounds), that Lady Gaga concert, the Met Gala, and sexy, sexy jobs. Plus: what is a cruciferous vegetable?! And why can’t we call our kids "Fanny"? Also: If you’ve ever wanted to share your thoughts on the podcast, you’re in luck! We’ve put together a short feedback survey that takes just a couple of minutes to complete. Your input will help us make the show even better. Click here to have ...
The girls are back and in the same room together, which, as usual, means an added layer of hecticness. Gracie petitions to bring back the lanyard (though we’re not entirely sure it ever left?!). Brodie takes us on a Coachella deep dive. There's a rather unhinged conversation about zombies thrown into the mix. We learn about the dick wiggle. And, on the subject of petitions, we're bringing back pass the parcel - the adult version.
The girls are off on a well-deserved Easter/ANZAC break this week. They'll be back next week, but in the meantime, here are some classic LOL moments from last year - including Brodie’s campaign to bring back Nickelback, Caitlin’s ‘F**k you, Brian’ dating disaster, and that time Tegan stood on the scales naked and then posted it on social media… Enjoy!
Today on the show... it’s pre-Brochella, you’re doing what with hotel sheets, and do you remember your first poke?! Plus, we chat about why kids' musical recorders should be cancelled, moons and charging crystals, and why it’s time to bring back TV ads.
This week's episode features sock chat, first-night fever, a ranking of potatoes, what the twelvies are saying now, and, of course, animals doing odd things. We also discuss sleeping in a different bed to your partner, Caitlin hitting some new "mildstones" on holiday with her boyfriend, and Frank’s adorable version of a thumbs-up. Brodie also wants to know: why do adults have soft toys hanging off their designer bags? Plus — SPOILER ALERT — a White Lotus finale review...
This week we are on the warpath against agapanthus. Are you sick of seeing morning routines on social media? We think the latest from Ashton Hall might have ruined them once and for all! Have you travelled as a trio and did it work, or do you think it causes friction? Hair, makeup, then outfit? Or outfit, makeup then hair? OR hair, outfit, makeup? And plastic cheese should NEVER be taken as a snack offering to your mates - let alone eaten on the way!
Today on the show, we have the amazing Tegan in while Brodie is away athleting in Aussie 😜. We take a look at the new “fat filter” trend on TikTok, the return of the missing astronauts, dead ants, and we deep-dive into the Netflix show that everyone is talking about, Adolescence. We also fangirl over how much we ADORE the library, plus we get some intel on how Tegan got onto the property ladder. So, strap yourselves in!
This week, we talk about hot hot boys doing amazing things in fast cars, bad bad influencers doing disgusting things with beautiful animals, and the mad mad moon messing with our cycles. Caitlin learned how low-fat milk is made, and her Gen Z boyfriend has been trying to teach her about "aura farming". Brodie has been gagging on her bananas - and it turns out she's not alone. Gracie is digging the dill and has some exciting whānau news. Oh, and why can't adults load the bloody dishwasher properl...
On the podcast this week: Have we found the worst cooking show ever? *cough Meghan Markle cough* We look at why big decks suck, and Gracie unleashes a new banger. Plus, should you be able to drink your toilet water? And, we find out what your body count is when it comes to subscriptions!
We are all utterly shocked to learn our voicemails have disappeared. Prada has launched a new hairstyle for the runway, and it’s giving “straight out of the bedroom” vibes. Caitlin ended up as a patient at her own hospital. And Brodie... well, where do we even start? After five days in Vegas, she has some props and some stories...
This week, we take a look at Aotearoa's sexiest beaches. Is oversexualisation becoming an issue in the fitness industry? We learn about frogs and their unlikely friendships - and why it’s getting harder for some of us (Brodie) to prove we're real humans online. We get fired up about plodding pedestrians - is it time to introduce a slow walkers lane? And listen out for Brodie’s secret code from her Vegas trip. What does it mean?!
This week, we tautoko a 'lavender relationship' and living with your friends. We unpack why Brian Tamaki and Destiny Church's attack on the rainbow community left us reeling. We dive into your WILD Valentine's Day revenge stories–and trust us, we are here for them–and Brodie debuts a soon-to-be-iconic singles girls rap. Caitlin introduces a new segment, Asking for a Friend, which is a thinly veiled attempt to help her adult, while Gracie says goodbye to Frank's mullet—which we're all sad about. ...
This week, we’ve found a game-changing solution to the age-old problem of incorrectly pushing and pulling doors (hint: thrusting and tugging). You better believe we have Laneway Festival minutes—from fashion highlights to pashes and regrets. We're absolutely here for Kendrick and his flared jeans. Also, who knew owls ate rats? We're here for it this Valentine's Day (ugh). And what's the social etiquette around peeing in the ocean? Plus: sports bras, washing your rice and shared calendars.
This week, we're all about the Grammys, and we discuss a potential new appreciation for one of the world's most offensive words. We dive into a bizarre news story about a woman who used a gassy revenge tactic on her boyfriend’s ex. And we debate whether a sandwich should be called a ‘sambo’ or a ‘sando,’ question the underwhelming nature of pears, and ponder whether we’d rather spend six weeks in prison or eat 12 live spiders. It’s all a little silly... *Even by our standards, this episode comes...
So we have a new segment and it's called "I've been thinking" and we hit the ground running with seagulls (Brodie thinks they're misunderstood). We discuss the importance of the protest and how it can help make you feel less helpless. The bush is apparently back and hey look, if that's you, go off queens. We get a bit frothy at the mouth over potato fritters. And we learn the staggering amount of time it takes to make sourdough.
First we do dive into the absolute cooked nature of the world we live in, but stay with us because with the shade comes some light! And by cooked nature, we're talking Trump, TikTok and the maniacal tech bros. Gracie admits to dabbling in a bit of envelope licking, and best you believe she snot-bongs Brodie too. Caitlin has an ambitious challenge set for the year, and reveals her Gen Z boyf hates a phone call. Plus changing your undies, awkward chat, and all hail the mighty minge.
We're back and boy do we have some adventures to share with you! Gracie's adventures are to do with snot, spew and an electric air pump. Caitlin's adventures are to do with boys drinking milk, Natasha Bedingfield, and the worst possible moment for her card to decline. Brodie's adventures are to do with gummies with her mum in San Francisco, and paying her taxes in the sand whilst judging beach volleyball.
Meri Kirihimete whānau! Just a little treat for your ears today incase they need a break from listening to Uncle Nigel. We delve into our best and worst Christmas memories from across the years, a wee reminder that you don’t have to “deserve” your kai or work it off tomorrow, and Gracie has 2 outstanding facts for you to share at the dinner table. Plus we give what we think are all the perfect components to a platter, as well as some show recommendations for the holiday. Have a fabulous day guys...
In the second to last episode of the year (yes there’s a special little Chrissy episode coming out on Chrissy Day for a special little Chrissy escape for you!), the girls reflect on the year, and what their thoughts/feelings/emotions are for 2025 (spoiler: it’s a rollercoaster of emotions). We potentially get way too passionate about fabric softener. When is a Father not a Father? Well, we actually don’t know because you don’t come to us for our religious expertise. And we tell off our young gir...
We discover women get the ick more than men, but men move on with other women quicker than the other way around. Do you have one best friend or a friendship pyramid? We pay tribute to Fancy Gareth, and we "analyse" Producer Dave's lunch. Plus bubble skirts, double penises and songs you get your bits waxed to.
This week's episode is proudly brought to you by the Oxford Dictionary Word of the Year - 'brain rot'. We're hot off the beautiful end-of-year celebratory lunch with the gals and the sisterhood and platonic love is STRONG. There's possibly too many quotes in this episode - particularly the last one from Cindy Crawford haha. We reminisce on school athletics and swimming sports days. We plan Coachella outfits and deal with a style crisis. Plus a pash, a flatmate etiquette question and a bruised fa...
