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The Girls Bathroom

Sophia & Cinziathegirlsbathroom.komi.io

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Welcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia & Cinzia, life-long besties who share a YouTube channel. The Girls Bathroom is a place we all know to be full of girl chat and gossip, and the place we often confide in girls we’ve never even met before! In this podcast we want to help you with your dilemmas, by trying to make sense of these boys wasting our time, the girls trying to make our lives difficult and all the things in between. So come join us for a fun but real chat in the girls bathroom! Disclaimer: we can’t promise we’ll stay on topic!! Follow us on Instagram: @thegirlsbathroom

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Episodes

Boy Talk: My Boyfriend hacked my online banking???

We have been through it all this week and it's only Wednesday! Nostalgia is high as we go through your first ever songs on your iPods big shoutout to the iPod nanos, and Cinzia shares her blow dry tips for that extra va-va-voom. Our Sarah's reach out in despair this week, from a fiancé with extremely smelly breath to another Brian who is a bit too comfortable with his girlfriend's banking app and lets not forget the Brian who won't get rid of his exes engagement ring...this is not a case of redu...

Feb 25, 20261 hr 2 minSeason 1Ep. 340

Girl Talk: His mum is STEALING my clothes??

Will their big toenails ever be the same again? The girls are asking the important questions...and quickly discovering they might need the help of a podiatrist (definitely not a “pedomatrist”). Those with toenail problems please enter stage right! But toe troubles aren’t the only drama unfolding… We’re also investigating a mysterious case of stolen clothing. Our poor Sarah is simply trying to be reunited with her beloved slippers. Will justice be served? New episodes every Wednesday! Email us yo...

Feb 18, 20261 hr 13 minSeason 1Ep. 339

Valentine's Special: No room at the love lodge!?

Valentine’s Day is approaching, and here at TGB HQ we’re trying to figure out one very important question: what is the boy equivalent of flowers??? One of our Sarahs admits to going on a breakfast date… a lunch date… and a dinner date all in one Valentine’s Day...clever? We think so! Are we really asking for too much these days, equality or chivalry? One Sarah asks herself that very question in this week’s Valentine’s Special. New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirls...

Feb 11, 20261 hr 12 minSeason 1Ep. 338

Girl Talk: Is My Mum Sabotaging My Proposal?!

Men using the stairmaster, men on scooters, eating apples and microfibre cloths… niche pet peeves have officially hit an all-time high here at TGB HQ. This week we’re debating prom dress regrets (spoiler: we have none and we stand by our choices), before diving into a truly unhinged dilemma involving a saboteur...and yes, it’s Sarah’s own mum. Plus, we’ve got a special one-off star of the week to restore our faith in girlhood! New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirls...

Feb 04, 20261 hr 3 minSeason 1Ep. 337

X-RATED: WHOOP told me he was masturbating?!

The girls debate Twilight loyalties, crown the bush as vintage chic, and unpack listener dilemmas, from threesomes to surprise belfies (yes, bum selfies). Plus, one Sarah finds out some very interesting information through her partner’s Whoop! And lo and behold, we have a vibrator success story. Hurrah! New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/...

Jan 28, 202652 minSeason 1Ep. 336

Boy Talk: Does it count as cheating…if I felt single?

This week on The Girls Bathroom we are asking you, what is the cringiest thing you have ever done to flirt? From pretending to be a gamer girl to stalking his Spotify and even letting your crush give you an eyebrow split we have truly heard it all! Our Hinge chronicles are never ending here at TGB HQ as one of our Sarahs discovers it is her Brians most used app...ouch!!! Meanwhile another Sarah finds herself asking the question does it count as cheating if she felt single?? Tune in next Wednesda...

Jan 21, 20261 hr 14 minSeason 1Ep. 335

Girl Talk: My bestie is CATFISHING??

It’s Wednesday and we’re back in TGB HQ where things get chaotic immediately as we try and fail to figure out the difference between Hozier and Gotye, because why is the resemblance actually uncanny! Once we get past that identity crisis we dive straight into your dilemmas. On this week's agenda, we are dealing with an unwanted holiday guest, choosing between friends and a Brian yes really, jealous friends and a full blown catfish situation! But the real question is would you help your friend ca...

Jan 14, 20261 hr 9 minSeason 1Ep. 334

Boy Talk: I planned our wedding…but he says we are just smashing?!

It’s the first episode of 2026, and although we’ve adopted our new motto, “let it flow and let it go,” men are still causing our Sarahs trouble. One Sarah is negotiating romance via Monzo split-the-bill requests, while another is planning a whole future with a man who ends it in two words. Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia & Cinzia, life-long besties who share a YouTube channel. The Girls Bathr...

Jan 07, 20261 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 333

Girl Talk: He's leaving me on NYE?!

2026 is almost here and we’re officially entering our let it flow and let it go era! Could hypnotising be on the cards for 2026? Maybe. One Sarah has taken borrowing clothes to the next level by stealing her sister’s identity (Shane… or Jane enter stage left), while another Sarah is stressing because her Brian might not spend New Year’s Eve with her. Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia & Cinzia, ...

Dec 31, 202555 minSeason 1Ep. 332

Christmas Eve Special: She won’t let him spend Christmas with me!!

It was a freezing cold Christmas eve at TGB HQ, Sarah’s far and wide wrote in with their Christmas dilemmas. One Sarah ponders on how to survive the festive period with a copycat sister in law and another wonders if she’ll ever see her own family on Christmas Day…because tis it not ever the season for a dilemma?? Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia & Cinzia, life-long besties who share a YouTube ...

Dec 24, 20251 hr 14 minSeason 1Ep. 331

Boy Talk: He said he was a SPY?!!!

The countdown to Christmas is on and we’re in our PJs, getting in the festive spirit! This week, our Sarahs are keeping us BUSY. One Sarah has been told by a Brian that he’s a spy (yes, seriously…), while another Sarah is wondering why her Brian has apparently blacklisted her family from Christmas forever. Festive? Yes. Concerning? Also yes. Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia & Cinzia, life-long...

Dec 17, 20251 hr 17 minSeason 1Ep. 330

Girl Talk: His mum is obsessed with our sex life?

Wednesday is here and we’re diving into family chaos at TGB HQ! An auntie is convinced her niece is trying to steal her Brian. Yep, that’s where we’re at. And as if that wasn’t enough, we’ve got a Brian whose relationship with his mum is just a touch too open. Like, “discussing his love life over spaghetti” open. Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia & Cinzia, life-long besties who share a YouTube ...

Dec 10, 202556 minSeason 1Ep. 329

X-RATED: He watches WHAT porn...?

The festive season has officially begun, and you know TGB HQ went all-in on the decorations. But what’s Christmas without a little X-rated chaos? Our Sarahs have slid into the inbox with some truly wild dilemmas: one battling an aggressively sore labia and another who’s just discovered a… let’s say niche new porn category. Don’t worry, we’ll bring the wholesome vibes back just in time for Star of the Week, where a Brian pulls out all the stops to treat his Sarah before their big day. Join us on ...

Dec 03, 20251 hr 3 minSeason 1Ep. 328

Boy Talk: He made me sign an NDA to be with him

We’ve signed NDAs for work… but for a relationship? Absolutely not... well, unless you’re one of our Sarahs, because she’s signed one and she is in deep! We’re diving into festive decorations, your weird food combos, and of course a birthday shoutout to a fabulous husband in Star of the Week! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia & Cinzia, life-long besties who share a YouTube channel. The Girls Ba...

Nov 26, 20251 hr 7 minSeason 1Ep. 327

Girl Talk: I’ve got TikTok beef with his ex

Sophia and Cinzia tackle listener dilemmas, including a palm reading that hints at a boyfriend's infidelity with a friend's OnlyFans, and a dramatic saga where an ex-girlfriend hacks accounts and sabotages dates. They also address navigating group chat etiquette when new partners are introduced and offer advice on healing from repeated betrayals in the queer dating scene. The episode concludes with a "Star of the Week" segment celebrating a truly thoughtful boyfriend.

Nov 19, 20251 hr 6 minSeason 1Ep. 326

Boy Talk: You won’t believe why he won’t stay over?

Happy Wednesdayyy!! Can you spot anything different? We’ve had a little makeover and we’re obsessed — hope you love it just as much as we do! This week, one Sarah might need to find herself a new man after discovering his rather peculiar bedtime habit. And as if that wasn’t enough, things take an unexpected turn when a Sarah writes in about a strange discovery around the flat involving her boyfriend’s boxers… something definitely isn’t adding up. Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! h...

Nov 12, 20251 hr 12 minSeason 1Ep. 325

Girl Talk: She had sex… at MY wedding!!!

We’re out of costume and back to our true selves—ready to dive into your dilemmas! This week, one Sarah writes in about a very smelly situation, while another opens up about her less-than-dreamy wedding day. But don’t worry, faith is fully restored with this week’s Star of the Week—a seriously swoon-worthy proposal! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia & Cinzia, life-long besties who share a YouTu...

Nov 05, 20251 hr 9 minSeason 1Ep. 324

A Haunted Halloween Special: Does this call for an etsy witch?

You’ve all been waiting for it... we proudly present our second Haunted Halloween Special! Our beloved Malvina is back with an update, and one of our Sarahs is seriously thinking about hiring her very own Etsy witch to break a hex - because what’s Halloween without a little light curse removal?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 29, 20251 hr 4 minSeason 1Ep. 323

A Haunted Halloween Special: He's taking a ghost on dates?

Spooky season has well and truly arrived here at TGB HQ! We highly recommend you watch this week's episode if you can! Please do not be alarmed, we have not been hijacked. To celebrate the start of spooky season we have transformed into our elderly alter egos, Brian and Doris! We find out your ghosting disasters in question of the week and a Sarah from last Halloween gives us a jaw-dropping update! Oh, and there's one very ghostly dilemma we have to deal with...will we get to the bottom of it? J...

Oct 21, 20251 hr 11 minSeason 1Ep. 322

X-RATED: He gets HARD… to cartoons?

We’re back with an X-RATED episode! What’s the most unsexy song that’s ever come on during the deed? Because honestly, we need answers from whoever said Frosty the Snowman and Cotton Eye Joe — HOW did we get here?! We’ve also got a dilemma that has us asking, “Wait… do all men do this? Plus, an update (you know we live for the updates) Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia & Cinzia, life-long besti...

Oct 14, 202559 minSeason 1Ep. 321

Boy Talk: I found a love note... it wasn't for me

We’re back in the TGB HQ trying desperately to understand a love letter and one of our Sarahs finds out her Brian has been living a double life, and yes - we hear the classic line… “We were on a break!” But don’t panic, because our faith in Brians everywhere is saved by one heroic Star of the Week! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia & Cinzia, life-long besties who share a YouTube channel. The Gi...

Oct 07, 20251 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 320

Girl Talk: Brian messaged her… then told me to message you?!

Good Wednesday to all Sarahs, Brians, and mysterious listeners far and wide! This week we’re sniffing out the truth: what’s the weirdest smell you secretly love? Cinzia’s all about the perm-solution scent, Sophia can’t resist a whiff of petrol, and honestly, some of you admitted to even stranger smells. Meanwhile, Blueberry can't keep still, and one Sarah somehow managed to accidentally share her boyfriend… with her best friend?! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreo...

Sep 30, 20251 hr 5 minSeason 1Ep. 319

Boy Talk: Is he rinsing me for rent?

It’s the best day of the week — not only do you have a brand new episode to listen to, but there’s also a very important live show announcement! Our Sarahs are really going through it: falling in love with sneaky links, finding strippers in Brian’s phone, and dealing with slow movements in the bedroom… it’s all a bit too much! Faith is restored in Star of The Week with a gorgeous love story from a gorgeous couple! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBa...

Sep 23, 20251 hr 7 minSeason 1Ep. 318

Girl Talk: Is her DYING wish to sleep with my boyfriend?

Alrighty roooo, we’re back in The Girls Bathroom, asking you what nicknames you’ve given your boss! What would you do if Sarah’s dying wish was to sleep with your Brian… YOLO or not so YOLO?! And finally, we’ve got a Star of the Week who actually listened to some top-notch advice from Sophia’s Brian’s tips! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia & Cinzia, life-long besties who share a YouTube channe...

Sep 16, 20251 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 317

X-RATED: Keep it a fantasy... or make it happen?

Sophia and Cinzia tackle a series of spicy X-rated dilemmas. They advise a listener whose boyfriend consistently finishes too quickly during sex, leading her to dread intimacy. Another listener shares a mortifying story of shitting herself during sex and seeks guidance to overcome her resulting fear. The hosts also discuss a partner whose behavior shifted drastically post-university due to jealousy, suggesting it might be time to end the toxic relationship. Finally, they explore the intricate considerations of a couple contemplating a threesome, weighing the excitement against potential risks to their monogamous relationship.

Sep 09, 20251 hr 6 minSeason 1Ep. 316

Boy Talk: My HUSBAND... or a CATFISH!?!

Happiest of Wednesdays girlies! This week’s question of the week is: What’s the worst thing you’ve borrowed without someone knowing? A shocking number of you need to replace your razors and toothbrushes immediately. We’ve got one Sarah who’s fallen in love with Steve the fire-breather, and a real-life HR Sarah giving us all the tea on how to file an official grievance. Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re So...

Sep 02, 20251 hr 1 minSeason 1Ep. 315

Girl Talk: She stole my vibrator?!

Happy Wednesday our dearest listeners!!!! Autumn is fast approaching and we need Halloween ideas for little miss Blueberry. This week we asked you what's the most chaotic drunk text you've ever received... safe to say some of them were incredibly chaotic. One of our Sarah's fears she may be morphing into her Brian's ex...and another Sarah investigates the mystery of her missing vibrator! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls...

Aug 26, 202552 minSeason 1Ep. 314

Boy Talk: He's in JAIL… now I'm a lesbian?!

It’s Wednesdayyy, and Cinzia is celebrating the arrival of her first child, Blueberry Baylis! This week’s question reveals your unexpected childhood crush… and honestly, Tigger is kind of a zaddy, and we are so here for it. One of our Sarahs writes in as she experiences her lesbian awakening, while another admits she’s experiencing zero fanny flutters. And of course, we can’t forget our Star of the Week, another Brian has officially earned his place in the Hall of Fame! Join us on Patreon for an...

Aug 19, 202556 minSeason 1Ep. 313

Girl Talk: Am I crazy for telling my bff she’s about to get engaged?

Happy Wednesday everyone!!! We're asking about your holiday disaster stories in today's Question of the Week. Sticking on the holiday theme, there's one Sarah who's been shocked when an invite for a girls trip didn't come her way, another who doesn't know whether or not to tell her friend she's about to be engaged and a bridesmaid who's already pushed the bride too far only a week after being asked. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Aug 12, 202559 minSeason 1Ep. 312

X-RATED: She CAN’T STOP banging the drum!!!

Does it get much more x-rated than us asking you for the weirdest place you've had sex? Well we're also finding out whether one Brian's fetish has gone too far, another with a sensitive penis and there's a runner who gets far too hot and bothered in the bedroom. Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia & Cinzia, life-long besties who share a YouTube channel. The Girls Bathroom is a place we all know t...

Aug 05, 20251 hr 20 minSeason 1Ep. 311
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