"Unhinged" definitely describes today's episode. Is it a mixture of booze and pills, or is it just… who we are? We'll leave that for you to decide. Join us in a ghoulish castle as we discuss even more ghoulish castles. We begin with Burg Eltz and Jennie's thrilling attempt at a German accent, and then move on to Houska Castle and zero attempts at a Czech accent! That's right, you dodged a bullet on this one. We also talk about knights who deserved to die, the dullness of coming back as a 'White ...
Apr 20, 2023•53 min•Ep. 45
Recording in the forest at twilight certainly inspires lots of talk about Twilight. But is it Belle or Bella? Kirsten or Kristen? We're confused. Jennie because she's taking painkillers with alcohol, Kyle because he's… got bad juju? Our stories this week are about creepers in your house when you're not home, and ghostly women on the dual carriageway at night. Make yourself comfortable around the fire and buckle up because we're really messy in this one. But you might be turned on by this week's ...
Apr 18, 2023•36 min
We had almost come to the conclusion that resurrections and reincarnations were B-O-R-I-N-G, but then we came across a small handful of stories that totally changed our minds. A miraculous return to life, a twin possession, and a third James… This might mean nothing to you now, but just listen to the episode and it will all make sense. We also talk about pushing cum out of your sex hole among a host of other typically 'Ghoul Club-ish' stuff. We can't wait for you to come again… and again… and ag...
Apr 13, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 44
Someone is sleepwalking… or are they? And what happens when babysitting gets a bit ghostly? Come and take a seat around the campfire to find out. We're also talking about bargain buys, how many times you can have sex in one night, and removing entire rants about transphobes. It's just another normal episode for The Ghoul Club. Come and visit the clubhouse whenever you like! And consider joining our Patreon if you're feeling generous. You can also send your campfire story to theghoulclubpodcast@g...
Apr 11, 2023•35 min
The Ghoul Club is blasting off into outer-space for the first time this week. That's right, we're talking aliens! We start with the curious story of Betty and Barney Hill before moving on to the abduction of Travis Walton. We'll be the first to say that these stories have got us questioning all kinds of things. Are aliens real? If so, what do they want with humanity? And will they fuck us if we ask nicely? You're just going to have to join us in the clubhouse to find out. Visit our various socia...
Apr 06, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 43
There's someone upstairs, but it's not who you think it is. And that dream you had as a child? Maybe it was a message from a ghost in the future. There's only one way to find out, and that's to join us around the campfire for this week's stories. Then, as we tackle this week's Paranormal Problem, we're looking to the sky to try and help someone reconnect with a former love who just happens to be an extra-terrestrial. Join us in the clubhouse and consider joining our Patreon ! And send your campf...
Apr 04, 2023•35 min
There's a party in the clubhouse tonight, but the party rings and tuna-mayo sandwiches are already gone—sorry! The good news is that we've got a pair of really interesting stories for you today, all about haunted museums. We start in New York with the Morris-Jumel Mansion before moving on to Ham House in Richmond upon Thames. Trust us, there's a lot to talk about! We also touch on taking someone else's spanking as some sort of kink, putting your PlayStation controller up your ass, and piss queen...
Mar 30, 2023•59 min•Ep. 42
We're so thrilled to be joined in the clubhouse by award winning writer and paranormal psychologist, Evelyn Hollow. Both of us were ready for this to be a kinky exploration into BDSM with the most beautiful woman in the field of parapsychology, but it actually turned into a really thought-provoking discussion about control, authority, and belief. So, come and slip yourself under the covers with us and see if you can learn a thing or two! Visit our clubhouse anytime, and join our Patreon if you'r...
Mar 29, 2023•1 hr 14 min
Gather 'round the campfire, ghouls! We're telling the story of a creepy psychic dream, and then we're moving on to one of the scariest things a child has ever said to their parent. We also discuss ghost saliva, licking semen out of your partner, and getting fingered by a werewolf. And in today's Paranormal Problem, it's time to tackle Frankenstone's Monster—and no, that is not a typo. Don't forget to visit our clubhouse and maybe consider supporting us on Patreon . You can also send your Paranor...
Mar 28, 2023•32 min
It's a double bill this week on The Ghoul Club. We're starting with The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976) before moving on to The Possession (2012). Well, we're not watching the movies. We're not even talking about them. What we're doing is telling you about the true stories behind the fiction. And they're a pair of doozies! We also discuss the pronunciation of Texarkana, what makes a cool serial killer names, and whether a haunting can be more than the spirit of a person. Join us in the clubhous...
Mar 23, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 41
Today is all about saying no. No to flicking your goosepimples. No to offering your sexual abilities to others. No to improv. But we're saying YES YES YES to our listener stories! Yes to a story about a premonition that wound up saving someone's life. Yes to a haunted house during the summer holidays. And yes to a very bloody Paranormal Problem! Don't forget to pop in to the clubhouse and our Patreon , and send your campfire stories to [email protected] to be featured in a future epi...
Mar 21, 2023•29 min
Who's trying to hog the limelight today? Well, that's usually Kyle because he's a selfish bastard, but we're talking about ghosts who can't quite leave their theatre days behind. Starting with The Stanley Theatre in Vancouver and then moving on to The Empire Theatre in Liverpool, we have plenty of ghosts to talk about between the two. We also discuss Cher as a 1930s mobster, the disappointment of child ghosts, and—yet again—Jennie's accent misfires. Don't forget to visit the clubhouse and our Pa...
Mar 16, 2023•55 min•Ep. 40
The nun is up to no good again this week, but on the plus side Jennie's right knee is skinnier than it has ever been! And in our campfire stories, we're talking about experiencing some kind of nightmarish creature on the road at night before moving onto an unwanted visitor at the back door asking to come in. For once, not a euphemism. In this week's Paranormal Problem, we're tackling a mummified wife who is facing an unusual issue. Don't forget to visit the clubhouse and our Patreon , and email ...
Mar 14, 2023•33 min
There's something particularly chilling about the unsolved and unexplainable. And nothing in that category is quite as frightening as the idea of people disappearing without a trace, never to be seen again. So, we're tackling that topic this week! We start off with a missing woman and her missing lunch, and then we tell two short stories with a common thread—three people going missing around Christmastime. We also discuss party rings, impressive moustaches, and more of Jennie's attempts at doing...
Mar 09, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 39
Urban Explorers. Dogging. Zombie Husband. That's how we would sum up today's Campfire Ghouls in just a few short words. And yes, it's just as juicy and ludicrous as it sounds! Come and join us as we burn the midnight oil and warm our chilly little toes. Don't forget to visit us in the clubhouse and join our Patreon if you're so inclined! You can send your campfire stories or Paranormal Problems to [email protected] We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] an...
Mar 07, 2023•35 min
It's Back to School week here at The Ghoul Club. Specifically our brand of school, which involves learning demonology from the nun and then talking about haunted schools. We start with a lesson about Bemrose School in Derby, before flying over to Idaho for a class about the ghosts of Pocatello High School. We also discuss comprehanaseive schools, our dodgy acting skills in secondary school, and finger-blasting Jennie for half an hour in the disabled toilets. Come and join us! Don't forget to vis...
Mar 02, 2023•51 min•Ep. 38
The moon is out and looking like a toenail clipping in this week's Campfire Ghouls. We're talking about a potentially xenophobic ghostly woman, an apparition on a farm in Texas, and the usual shite that comes out of our mouths. We're also helping a man with his Paranormal Problem in which he's being ghosted by a demon who promised him wealth and power. Jennie's attempting more accents and Kyle's… coping with those accents. Take a seat by the glow of the fire! Don't forget to visit us in the club...
Feb 28, 2023•30 min
We're back with part 2 of our look into some of history's most heinous human beings. It's Jennie's turn this week, and she's disturbing all of us with the tale of the Toolbox Killers. It gets very dark very quickly, and not even we can make this story a fun romp. We also discuss Lilt's transition into Fanta, the death of the M&M mascots, and creating your own happy ending (not a euphemism). Come and join us in the clubhouse and please support our Patreon ! You can send your campfire stories ...
Feb 23, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 37
A nursing home resident who refuses to leave, a headless woman in a historic building, and a ghost who's in a throuple with your parents? It can only mean another episode of Campfire Ghouls. Come and bundle up with us as we discuss flappy, oily, oozing chicken skin genitals, banging a bag of bones, and our crushes on Kristoff from Disney's Frozen. Visit our clubhouse when you've got a spare second, and don't forget to submit your story to [email protected] to be featured in an upcomi...
Feb 21, 2023•32 min
I think we can all agree that human beings are awful. But it's also kind of fun and hella interesting to dig into the worst of us. What did they do? Why did they do it? It turns out that these stories are so involved that, for the first time ever, we're going to have to do it in two parts! Part 1 is Kyle's turn, and he's talking all about the fascinating and horrible life of Katherine Knight. We also discuss Barbie and Ken, sacrificing your own mother to your crazy ex-girlfriend, and watching TV...
Feb 16, 2023•54 min•Ep. 36
We're talking "the greater good" and reincarnation in this week's Campfire Ghouls. Have you ever felt like something strange is going on in your small community? Or that the person who just came out of your vagina might actually be a deceased relative? Well, then this is the episode for you. And in our Paranormal Problem, we're giving advice on how to win your cat's love back when they've decided they like the ghost in your house more than they like you. Don't forget to visit the clubhouse and w...
Feb 14, 2023•32 min
Today's the big day! The Ghoul Club is getting married! To a ghost bride! Well, not so much "married"; just talking about them, really. We start with the Mistletoe Bride and the longest game of hide and seek ever played, and then move on to the headless bride of the Old Faithful Inn. We also discuss the smell of vaginas, smegma, and tingly lube. Please come and join us for this surprisingly short episode! Also visit us in the clubhouse and send your campfire stories to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail....
Feb 09, 2023•47 min•Ep. 35
Come and join us by the campfire for another pair of ooky spooky stories. We start this week with the tale of a ghouly sleepover with a ghostly visitor. We then talk about a family's night of hell. But it's not all doom and gloom! We've got another Paranormal Problem to solve, and this time we're helping an amorous bachelor to lure in a sexy, sultry swamp thing. Come and join us in the clubhouse and send your campfire stories to [email protected] to be featured on a future episode! W...
Feb 07, 2023•36 min
Possession is a disturbing topic, but it raises a lot of questions. Just where do you draw the line between saving someone from something supernatural, and treating them for a serious mental illness? We discuss this and more in this week's episode. With two possession stories that really made us both question a lot. We also discuss slut-shaming, gross priests, and big dicks. Please join us in the clubhouse and email your campfire stories to [email protected] so that we can read it ou...
Feb 02, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 34
This week we're gathering around the campfire to talk about all kinds of things. Can ghosts speak any language? Is all sleep paralysis just a sleep disorder and nothing more? Do ghost pharmacists just keep working after they're dead? We're also helping a teenage girl with her Paranormal Problem; her parents are being separated by a very amorous bisexual spirit. Make yourself comfortable, warm your hands, and try not to get too aroused. Don't forget to visit the clubhouse , and if you have any st...
Jan 31, 2023•37 min
Do you take your Creepypasta al dente? A good scary story definitely does something to the tooth. Like sets them on edge, for instance. If you don't know what a Creepypasta is, don't worry! We've got explanations for you. Then we have stories about a young boy's haunted bed, a man who receives Facebook messages from his dead girlfriend, and a haunted copy of The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. We also discuss wet shit, incestuous erections, and mistakenly thinking someone is dead when they're no...
Jan 26, 2023•59 min•Ep. 33
We're hot, furry, and guzzling blood by the campfire this week. Come and join us for some spit-roasted mystery meat as we dribble some spooky stories into your ears. We're talking about the slap heard around the bathroom today, along with the dangers of Grindr and unsettling men in hotel lobbies. Pick your spot around the campfire, make yourself comfortable, and let's dive in. We're also helping a werewolf couple with their horny adolescent son in this week's Paranormal Problem. We both have lot...
Jan 24, 2023•31 min
Tweet tweet, jailbirds! Time to go to the big house. That's right, we're talking all things haunted prisons. Starting with the ghostly ruins of the Eastern State Penitentiary and then moving on to the... also ghostly ruins of Shepton Mallet Prison. We're also talking tiny ghosts, death by ghost fisting, and raw meat slime. Please don't forget to pop by the clubhouse , and you can send your stories and Paranormal Problems to [email protected] to be featured in an upcoming episode of C...
Jan 19, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 32
Isn't it great when you're left at home alone and can do whatever you want? Why not put on that horror video game that your friends have been begging you to try. Actually, maybe it's best not to, since apparently it's going to summon something unpleasant to shatter your alone time into a million pieces. Instead, why don't you go and stay with your grandma for the evening? Actually, maybe you shouldn't do that either, since her spare bedroom is packed full of creepy dolls. Tell you what, maybe yo...
Jan 17, 2023•36 min
What goes bump in the night? Well, hopefully it's your bed as you and a ghost have the most intense night of passion you've ever experienced. And that's the whole vibe of this episode as we step a little further into the smutty world of ghost sex. First, we discuss one woman's opportunity to passionately reconnect with her late husband; then we go on to discuss a woman whose opinion on her spectral lover takes a sharp U-turn. We also discuss threesomes, flying computer towers, and how masturbati...
Jan 12, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 31
