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The Funky Panther

Chad, Tim, Javierthefunkypanther.com

The Funky Panther podcast: Chad, Javier, and Tim deliver high-energy, hilarious banter with random commentary, raunchy humor, and featured guests. Join the fun for an hour-long show that takes you on a refreshing, informative journey through the colorful world of music, news, arts, and entertainment.

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Episodes

Hey! Nice Doge.

Send us a text We had a most righteous time making this episode ... That is, until Javier ruined it! Be warned 20 min in, Javier legitimately lost his mind and you may want to make sure no one can hear what you're listening to (or just hit the skip forward button a few times). If you don't care, crank it as loud as possible and pretend Javier is saying this to you or someone you care about deeply. For real though, it's insane and Chad almost doesn't recover from it. Also, Roy Pope Grocery is awe...

May 13, 20211 hr 21 minEp. 49

Dayne has the Hog on Deck

Send us a text I'll be honest with you, Arby's has some of the meat. However, Dayne Weaver of Dayne's Craft Barbecue has all of the meat and The Funky Panther is giving him the title of Meat King Extraordinaire! In this episode. We were fortunate enough to pry Dayne away from his sausage making and got him in The Funky Panther Studio for a few hours of unscripted meat banter (seriously, when you have The Meat King in studio. You talk about his meat). Also if you like "deck" jokes, you're going t...

May 06, 20211 hr 23 minEp. 48

Bad Words/Good Goals

Send us a text It was brought to our attention that The Funky Panther has strayed from our original vulgarity. Some even have said that we have become "soft" as our fame has increased. It really hit home when we received a call from one of the Funky Bunch(not the band with Marky Mark). In this episode, we address this problem. I think we did a great job addressing it and I know you all will 100% agree with us. Also in this episode. Chad has a "lucky" streak, Javier goes to Top Golf, and Tim went...

Apr 29, 20211 hr 29 minEp. 47

"The Next Episode"

Send us a text Da, da, da, da, da It's the motherf@$!in' Funky Panther Team Da, da, da, da, da You know I'm mobbin' with The Funky Panther Three (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Welcome to our 4/20 show where Chad get's the date wrong, Javier almost makes it an entire show with out getting too obscene, and Tim gets all the hate and is no longer in charge of sound drops! We also hit on our normal weekly update and give you all the 4/20 and Doge Coin facts you never asked for! So sit back, relax, enjoy, and Sta...

Apr 22, 20211 hr 12 minEp. 46

Forever Reckless with Jourdyne

Send us a text We know the majority of our listeners have been wanting someone to come on and ask us hard hitting relationship questions. If you are one of those listeners, you're in for a real treat. We were able to snag Jourdyne of @foreverrecklesspodcast to come on and ask us all the relationship questions, make fun of us for being old and tell us about her clothing line which can be found @shopforeverreckless . Also in this episode: We find out that Tim does leave his house from time to time...

Apr 15, 20211 hr 30 minEp. 45

“Wasn’t This Supposed to be The Food Episode?”

Send us a text You know what happens when you don’t record your podcast in 2 weeks? If you stick around. You’ll find out that our normal update takes up most of the show, Chad is literally on the "go" all the time. Javier still goes out, despite working 14 hour days, Tim had a really adventurous Easter and also ruins one of our big announcements . Oh yeah, this was a food episode ... and we eventually get around to that! So sit back, relax, enjoy, and Stay Good! Call The Funky Panther at 817-677...

Apr 08, 20211 hr 36 minEp. 44

"Now Tell Me, Do You Wanna Get Funky"

Send us a text We'll be honest with you. If you don't like music, this episode is not for you. We are gonna take it back and talk about all things music and some of the songs and artists that molded us into the people we are today. You will feel anger, sadness, and happiness throughout this episode. Honestly, it's probably our greatest episode ever and we will get some sort of award for it. Also Chad gives Tim some serious fomo because of his awesome Sunday, Javier makes everyone uncomfortable, ...

Mar 25, 20211 hr 19 minEp. 43

"It's Your Time Baby": The Hernandez Cut

Send us a text Sometimes you throw a bone to someone. You know, give them a chance at doing something you may not have considered letting them do. Like brain surgery, building rockets for a rocket ship, or letting them have control of a podcast episode....... Well, against our better judgment, we gave our "Wildcard" full control of this episode and......... we're not sorry! So sit back, relax, enjoy, and Stay Good! CALL OR TEXT OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE US A MESSAGE! 817-677-0408 Fort Worth Magazine...

Mar 18, 20211 hr 12 minEp. 42

The Future is Now!

Send us a text Have you ever thought to yourself "I really want to know what 3 moronic friends think about the future and where they think it's headed"? What if we told you, that's what this episode is all about? In this episode we take the time to talk about how The Future is Now and touch on how much things have changed since the late 80's/early 90's. We also get into the topics of flying cars, sex robots, AI, and augmented reality. Chad gets mad at Tim for being a real Javier and Javier decid...

Mar 11, 20211 hr 26 min

When Keeping it "Reale" Goes Right!

Send us a text Have you ever wanted to cook amazing food, open up multiple businesses around the same time, and play drums in a band? Sounds exhausting but our guest, Chris Reale wouldn't have it any other way. Somehow he found the time between Roy Pope Grocery , Paris Coffee Shop , and playing drums for My Perfect End to join us in our studio to talk about all his projects and his vision for two Fort Worth institutions! Make sure to listen towards the end to hear a clip of Hollow by My Perfect ...

Mar 04, 20211 hr 15 minEp. 40

We "Run" It Back with Dustin Massey

Send us a text Do you like music? Do you like really good music? What about really good local music? If you answered yes, then you’re in for a treat! We are joined in the studio with Fort Worth native, musician, and Trevor Lawrence look-a-like Dustin Massey! We had a blast talking with him about his start in music and what his plans are for the future! Be sure to give him a follow on his instagram @dustinmassey for all the latest news regarding upcoming show and his new album which should be rel...

Feb 25, 20211 hr 26 minEp. 39

Enjoy the "Valentimes" Ride with Dr. Kate

Send us a text Have you ever thought to your self "I don't really understand feelings and I would like help with that"? Are you interested in our take on the Super Bowl? What about possibly a new conspiracy theory? If you answered yes to any of those things, then you are going to love this episode! Joining us in the studio is Dr. Kate Stark, Author of Enjoy The Ride!: A Book to Help Understand and Cope with Feelings which you can pick up on Amazon! So sit back, relax, enjoy, and Stay Good! Show ...

Feb 11, 20211 hr 7 minEp. 38

Bienvenido a La Pantera Funky!

Send us a text If travel, beer, and listening to 3 grown ass men act like children is your thing. Well, look no further! If it's not....... Stick around anyways because you will probably like what you hear(I know I sure do.)! In this episode we cover some of our travels, Tulum Mexico being influencer heaven, and we talk about Texas in our new segment called "Now That's Texas!". So sit back, relax, enjoy, and Stay Good! Show links The Funky Panther Official show merch Twitch stream live Tue@8pm c...

Feb 04, 20211 hr 4 minEp. 37

It's All Fun and Games Until.....

Send us a text Have you ever wanted to hear what our favorite breweries are? What about our feelings on Yuengling beer? If yes, you are in for a treat! Also, if you recall episode 22 "I'm Here to Defend Myself". We were joined by Courtney who tried her best to pit The Funky Panther against each other. Against our better judgment. We had our good friend Danny, husband of Courtney on. He promptly tried to pit us against each other for a second time all while trying to steal Tim's personal informat...

Jan 28, 20211 hr 18 minEp. 36

"These Are My Confessions" (A Real Talk With Ben Walter)

Send us a text Oh hello and welcome to The Funky Panther! Have you ever wanted to know where you can get a "cute" Japanese sandwich? Do you even know what that is? How about the inside look at the food industry? No? Well too bad! In this episode we get real with The Ben Walter and talk about all the awesome things he's got going on with @sekushisando and his company @wearehousehold So sit back, relax, enjoy, and Stay Good! Also, give us a vote on Fort Worth Magazine Best of 2021 Show Links The F...

Jan 21, 20211 hr 20 minEp. 35

Best Spots in Fort Worth 2.0

Send us a text Hey, We made it 1 year! In honor of our first episode. We thought this would be a great time to revisit our first episode and see if our tastes and spot's have changed. Spoiler alert: we didn't change all that much. We did however add some cool spots to shop on top of all our other favorite spots. Unrelated, we give you guys some updates and what to look forward to from us this next year. So sit back, relax, enjoy, and Stay Good! Show links The Funky Panther The Funky Panther Swag...

Jan 14, 20211 hr 11 minEp. 34

New Year, Same Us

Send us a text WE ARE BACK! After taking a short little break for the holidays, we are back live (every Tuesday)! Ever wonder if your family is the only one that says weird shit? Do you happen to like the McRib? Do you believe in UFO's? We have your answers in our 1st episode of the New Year! So sit back, relax, enjoy, and Stay Good! $456 McRib Show Links The Funky Panther Official show merch Show live stream every Tuesday CALL OR TEXT OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE US A MESSAGE! 817-677-0408 Fort Worth ...

Jan 07, 20211 hr 12 minEp. 33

Ending the Year Right "Come on With it 2021"

Send us a text It's the final episode of the year and we thought "might as well end it with a bang". So, we grabbed our good friend Holly Yarborough to join us as we talk about our past, present, and future! Did we mention Holly is "2020 40 Under 40" by Fort Worth Business Press? Sit back, relax, and remember to "Stay Good"! Show Links The Funky Panther Merch Twitch channel CALL OR TEXT OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE US A MESSAGE! 817-677-0408 Fort Worth Magazine Best of 2022 - Radio Personality/Podcast ...

Dec 31, 20201 hr 7 minEp. 32

Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animals

Send us a text Have you ever wanted to know what our favorite Christmas movies are? What about some cool and unique gift ideas? Ever wanted to get weird and hear about a Christmas tradition that involves a "pooping" log? Yeah, we said no as well. Sit back, relax, enjoy, and always Stay Good! Show Links Merch The Funky Panther Twitch Gift ideas CALL OR TEXT OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE US A MESSAGE! 817-677-0408 Fort Worth Magazine Best of 2022 - Radio Personality/Podcast (Reader's Pick) Show Links The ...

Dec 24, 20201 hr 9 minEp. 31

Talking Hemp with Sage

Send us a text Our most informative, interesting, and maybe the most important episode we’ve done. @sagegrows of @texashempcultivators joined us to explain the benefits and differences of CBD, CBG, and the future of the hemp industry. Whether you’re on the fence of purchasing because of the current stigmas or maybe you think "it’s just marijuana", you’ll want to listen to this episode for a better understanding of how this local farm is creating a great medicinal product, and doing it the right ...

Dec 10, 20201 hr 19 minEp. 30

Conspiracy Theories: Tim’s big break

Send us a text The Funky Panther get's weird in this episode. We take a look into conspiracy theories that actually turned out to be real and some theories that are not so real. Spoiler: we find out that Tim is probably from an alternate universe(or just trying to be different). So, sit back, relax, and remember to Stay Good! Remember to follow us on social media @TheFunkyPanther! (Show Links) The Funky Panther Official site Funky Panther merch The Funky Panther Twitch (Conspiracy Theories) Cons...

Dec 03, 20201 hr 12 minEp. 29

"Gobble Gobble Biish"

Send us a text THANKSGIVING! That's what this episode is all about. We cover all the controversial topics that revolve around Thanksgiving. Javier gets drunk halfway through the show and we replace him with our good friend Mike the Bike! So sit back, relax, enjoy the show and remember to Stay Good! The Funky Panther Official Twitch Official merch This episode is sponsored by Guillermo De La Garza of Best In Texas Real Estate. Give him a call at: 254-396-5530 Or email him at: listingtxhomes@gmail...

Nov 26, 20201 hr 14 minEp. 28

Treat Yo' Self!

Send us a text Sometimes you just gotta Treat Yo' Self! And that is exactly what we did in this episode with our special guest, Soto! We cover some of the things we like to do to treat ourselves ... while we treat ourselves during the recording of the episode. It's honestly like Treat Yo' Self inception! So, sit back, relax, and remember to Stay Good! The Funky Panther Official site Official Funky Panther merch Watch live episodes Tuesday nights and check out past recordings on our Twitch CALL O...

Nov 19, 20201 hr 8 minEp. 27

"The Sassy Chihuahua"

Send us a text Have you ever thought of what you would do if you won the lottery? What about the hooker scene in Greece? What about movies you could not make now? Well, we cover that and much more in this episode. Joined by Jarrod again and recording at his place in San Antonio! So sit back, relax, crack a cold one, and remember to Stay Good! The Official Funky Panther Site Show Merch 30 Comedy Movies That Could Not Get Made Today Insane Lottery Stories CALL OR TEXT OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE US A ME...

Nov 12, 20201 hr 5 minEp. 26

He Has Risen!

Send us a text We are excited about this episode! We are joined by Jesus, one of the O.G. members of The Funky Panther all the way from Egypt. We get a bit dark and weird in this episode. So sit back, relax, enjoy, and remember to Stay Good! The Official Funky Panther website The Funky Panther Swag Shack CALL OR TEXT OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE US A MESSAGE! 817-677-0408 Fort Worth Magazine Best of 2022 - Radio Personality/Podcast (Reader's Pick) Show Links The Funky Panther Merch YouTube...

Nov 09, 202049 minEp. 25

Seriously, What's Wrong With Us?

Send us a text Have you ever wanted to hear us make political ads for each other? Have you ever wondered what we dream about? Do you wonder, "what is wrong with these guys? No? Well, too bad! We decided in this episode that it would be a great idea to make some ridiculous political ads for each other, talk about our dreams, and take a psych disorder test. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride we take you on and remember to stay good! Merch The Funky Panther CALL OR TEXT OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE US A ...

Nov 02, 20201 hr 8 minEp. 24

The Guiltiest of Pleasures

Send us a text Have you ever wanted to know what our guilty pleasures might be? Yeah, us neither...... In this episode we cover underrated movies of the 2000's, the gangs guilty pleasures, and some happenings around Fort Worth. Shoutout and thanks to this episodes sponsor, Podcorn. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up here: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/ Showlinks: This episodes sponsor Merch 53 underrated movies of the 00's Guilty Pleasures Viral Ka...

Oct 26, 20201 hr 11 minEp. 23

I'm Here To Defend Myself

Send us a text We're not just a boys club! We are joined by our close friend Courtney who, wanted to come on and defend herself from what we said in a previous episode(she also made us peanut butter pies). She came prepared and delivered some great questions that really tested our knowledge on relationships and the female body(spoiler: We clearly know very little on those subjects). CALL OR TEXT OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE US A MESSAGE! 817-677-0408 Fort Worth Magazine Best of 2022 - Radio Personality...

Oct 19, 20201 hr 7 minEp. 22

We’re Legal Baby! The ol' "Twitcheroo"

Send us a text Welcome to our 21st podcast birthday! If you missed out on the fun, We were live streaming this episode on Twitch.tv! Moving forward, we will be streaming live on Tuesday nights(some Sundays and maybe the occasional Wednesday). So, if you wanna be a week ahead with our podcasts, be sure to tune in on twitch.tv/thefunkypanther CALL OR TEXT OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE US A MESSAGE! 817-677-0408 Fort Worth Magazine Best of 2022 - Radio Personality/Podcast (Reader's Pick) Show Links The Fun...

Oct 12, 202054 minEp. 21

“2020 for episode 20, it sucks”

Send us a text We have hit a milestone for us. 20 Episodes in and we thought we would look back on those, remanence, and make fun of ourselves. I hope you all have been enjoying this ride along side of us. We have most definitely enjoyed bringing you content! CALL OR TEXT OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE US A MESSAGE! 817-677-0408 Fort Worth Magazine Best of 2022 - Radio Personality/Podcast (Reader's Pick) Show Links The Funky Panther Merch YouTube...

Oct 05, 20201 hr 6 minEp. 20
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