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The Functional Nerds Podcast

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The weekly podcast from author/blogger Patrick Hester and author/teacher Tracy Townsend
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Episodes

Episode 671-With Joan Slonczewski

This week on the podcast, Patrick and Tracy welcome Joan Slonczewski , author of Minds in Transit . About Minds in Transit : In the hundred-level city of Iridis, human lords recycle diamonds and emeralds down to the Underworld while sentient machines pilot lightcraft and perform surgeries. Microbial minds expand the brains of scientists and artists. The artist Chrys directs her microbes to paint startling installations, design smart buildings and fix quantum networks. A world-size virtual intell...

Jul 22, 20251 hr 6 min

Episode 670-With Morgan Ryan

This week on the podcast, Patrick and Tracy welcome Morgan Ryan , author of A RESISTANCE OF WITCHES . About A RESISTANCE OF WITCHES : Stubborn, plain-spoken and from an unimpressive family, Lydia Polk never expected to be accepted into the Royal Academy of Witches. Now, with Hitler’s army rampaging across Europe, the witches of Britain have joined the war effort, and Lydia is key to the cause: she must use her magic to track down magical relics before Hitler and his sycophants can. When a Nazi w...

Jul 15, 202545 min

Episode 669-With Uncanny Magazine’s Michael Damian Thomas

This week on the podcast, Patrick and Tracy welcome Michael Damian Thomas , to talk about Uncanny Magazine Year 12: Fly Forever, Space Unicorns! . About Uncanny Magazine Year 12: Fly Forever, Space Unicorns! : Editor-in-Chief/Publisher Michael Damian Thomas and Team Uncanny Magazine have run successful Kickstarters for the seven-time Hugo Award-winning, 2024 World Fantasy Award-winning, and 2024 Locus Award-winning Uncanny Magazine Years One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten,...

Jul 08, 202550 min

Episode 668-With Matthew Kressel

This week on the podcast, Patrick and Tracy welcome Matthew Kressel , author of SPACE TRUCKER JESS . About SPACE TRUCKER JESS : Jessian Urania Darger is a kick-ass take-no-shit foul-mouthed too-smart-for-her-own-good sixteen-year-old girl with a chip on her shoulder. She and her daddy have been grifting their way across the verse for years. But when her daddy gets arrested for running crypto-credit scams, Jess is forced to get a job on Chadeisson Station as a roachrunner, fixing starships to sur...

Jul 01, 202551 min

Episode 667-With Antony Johnston

This week on the podcast, Patrick and Tracy welcome Antony Johnston , author of Can You Solve the Murder? About Can You Solve the Murder? : One murder. Six suspects. One truth for YOU to uncover. YOU are the lead detective and it’s your job to investigate the most mysterious crime of your career. There’s been a murder at Elysium, a wellness retreat set in an English country manor. You arrive to find the body of a local businessman on the lawn – with a rose placed in his mouth. It appears he was ...

Jun 24, 202556 min

Episode 666-With Auston Habershaw

This week on the podcast, Patrick and Tracy welcome Auston Habershaw , author of If Wishes Were Retail . About If Wishes Were Retail : Alex Delmore needs a miracle. She wants out of her dead-end suburban town, but her parents are broke and NYU seems like a distant dream. Good thing there’s a genie in town?and he’s hiring at the Wellspring Mall. It’d help if the Jinn-formerly-of-the-Ring-of-Khorad knew even one thing about 21st-century America. It’d help if he weren’t at least as stubborn as Alex...

Jun 17, 20251 hr 4 min

Episode 665-With Randee Dawn

This week on the podcast, Patrick and Tracy welcome back Randee Dawn , author of The Only Song Worth Singing . About The Only Song Worth Singing : Childhood friends Patrick, Ciaran, and Malachi would’ve been happy to play music for coins on the streets of Dublin, but when their sound – a blend of traditional tunes and rock styling – lands them a record deal, they also get their first tour of America. As they gather fans, however, they also get the attention of three sídhe, fairies straight out o...

Jun 10, 202547 min

Episode 664-With Mark Stevens

This week on the podcast, Patrick and Tracy welcome Mark Stevens , author of No Lie Lasts Forever . About No Lie Lasts Forever : When a reporter dies in a shockingly familiar way, the media rushes to announce the return of the PDQ Killer. The city of Denver reels, but no one more than Harry Kugel. After all, he is the PDQ Killer – or was fifteen years ago. And he didn’t do this. Still working to reform his ways, Harry won’t let some amateur murderer ride his twisted coattails and risk drawing th...

Jun 03, 202540 min

Episode 663-With Victoria Helen Stone

This week on the podcast, Patrick and Tracy welcome Victoria Helen Stone , author of Bald-Faced Liar . About Bald-Faced Liar : Traveling nurse Elizabeth May has a promising new home in Santa Cruz. And another new identity. It’s a pattern of reinvention for a woman escaping her traumatic childhood?and hiding from the decades of notoriety and destruction that followed. Invisibility has kept Elizabeth safe. Until now. After all these years, someone sees her for who she is. Threat by threat, a venge...

May 20, 202545 min

Episode 662-With S.A. Barnes

This week on the podcast, Patrick and Tracy welcome S.A. Barnes , author of Cold Eternity . About Cold Eternity : Halley is on the run from an interplanetary political scandal that has put a huge target on her back. She heads for what seems like the perfect place to lay low: a gigantic space barge storing the cryogenically frozen bodies of Earth’s most fortunate citizens from more than a century ago… The cryo program, created by trillionaire tech genius Zale Winfeld, is long defunct, and the AI ...

May 13, 202558 min

Episode 661-With Maura Jortner

This week on the podcast, Patrick and Tracy welcome Maura Jortner , author of Keepers of the Marsh . About Keepers of the Marsh : Twelve-year-old Lana isn’t looking for trouble when she ventures into the swampy marsh behind her family’s home in Galveston Bay. She’s just sweaty and bored and lonely, sick of sitting around doing nothing. Her family never goes anywhere. Her mom and her sisters want nothing to do with her, and none of them will talk about their dead dad. With loads of unanswered que...

May 06, 202543 min

Episode 660-With Chuck Wendig

This week on the podcast, Patrick and Tracy welcome Chuck Wendig , author of The Staircase in the Woods . About The Staircase in the Woods : Five high school friends are bonded by an oath to protect one another no matter what. Then, on a camping trip in the middle of the forest, they find something extraordinary: a mysterious staircase to nowhere. One friend walks up—and never comes back down. Then the staircase disappears. Twenty years later, the staircase has reappeared. Now the group returns ...

Apr 29, 202551 min

Episode 659-With Mary Robinette Kowal

This week on the podcast, Patrick and Tracy welcome Mary Robinette Kowal , author of The Martian Contingency . About The Martian Contingency : Years after a meteorite strike obliterated Washington, D.C.?triggering an extinction-level global warming event?Earth’s survivors have started an international effort to establish homes on space stations and the Moon. The next step – Mars. Elma York, the Lady Astronaut, lands on the Red Planet, optimistic about preparing for the first true wave of inhabit...

Apr 22, 202544 min

Episode 658-With Brandon Crilly

This week on the podcast, Patrick and Tracy welcome Brandon Crilly , author of Serpentine Scenarios: Five New Adventures for B.O.A. . About Serpentine Scenarios: Five New Adventures for B.O.A. : The Bureau of Agents (B.O.A.) follows a simple mandate: Priority One: Remain unseen. Or, at minimum, don’t get caught. Priority Two: Accomplish the mission. Priority Three: Promote snake advocacy. (I mean, we’re doing all this good, so why not.) Serpentine Scenarios is the first supplement for B.O.A. and...

Apr 15, 20251 hr 8 min

Episode 657-With Jim C. Hines

This week on the podcast, Patrick and Tracy welcome Jim C. Hines , author of Kitemaster . About Kitemaster : Nial Sarnin is twenty-one years old, far too young to have lost her beloved husband Jika. One year after Jika’s death, Nial is preparing to fly a kite sewn from the shirt Jika wore at their wedding, to carry his spirit to the stars and beyond. Instead, Nial finds herself launched on an adventure that will change the fate of her world. The spirit kite doesn’t flow at the mercy of the winds...

Apr 08, 202549 min

Episode 656-With James J. Butcher

This week on the podcast, Patrick and Tracy welcome James J. Butcher , author of Cold Iron Task . About Cold Iron Task : Grimshaw Griswald Grimsby may have one case under his belt, but he’s still a novice Auditor in Boston’s Department of Unorthodox Affairs. And he’s already made mistakes. Desperate to repair his fraying friendships, he doesn’t ask too many questions when a mysterious patron offers him the chance to join a heist of an otherworldly vault—and in the process find answers that could...

Apr 01, 202544 min

Episode 655-With Tochi Onyebuchi

This week on the podcast, Patrick and Tracy welcome Tochi Onyebuchi , author of Harmattan Season . About Harmattan Season : Veteran and private eye Boubacar doesn’t need much?least of all trouble?but trouble always seems to find him. Work has dried up, and he’d rather be left alone to deal with his bills as the Harmattan rolls in to coat the city in dust, but Bouba is a down on his luck deux fois, suspended between two cultures and two worlds. When a bleeding woman stumbles onto his doorway, onl...

Mar 25, 202544 min

Episode 654-With Catriona Silvey

This week on the podcast, Patrick and Tracy welcome Catriona Silvey , author of LOVE AND OTHER PARADOXES . About LOVE AND OTHER PARADOXES : Cambridge University, 2005: Student Joe Greene scribbles verses in the margins of his notebook, dreaming of a future where his words will echo through the ages, all while doubting it could ever happen. Then, the future quite literally finds him—in the form of Esi. She’s part of a time-traveling tour, a trip for people in the future to witness history’s great...

Mar 18, 202541 min

Episode 653-With Allison Epstein

This week on the podcast, Patrick and Tracy welcome Allison Epstein , author of Fagin the Thief . About Fagin the Thief : Long before Oliver Twist stumbled onto the scene, Jacob Fagin was scratching out a life for himself in the dark alleys of nineteenth-century London. Born in the Jewish enclave of Stepney shortly after his father was executed as a thief, Jacob and his open-minded mother, Leah, are each other’s whole world. But Jacob’s prospects are forever altered when a light-fingered pickpoc...

Mar 11, 202544 min

Episode 652-With John Scalzi

This week on the podcast, Patrick and Tracy welcome John Scalzi , author of WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE . About WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE : The moon has turned into cheese. Now humanity has to deal with it. For some it’s an opportunity. For others it’s a moment to question their faith: In God, in science, in everything. Still others try to keep the world running in the face of absurdity and uncertainty. And then there are the billions looking to the sky and wondering how a thing that was alway...

Feb 25, 202548 min

Episode 651-With L.J. Cohen

This week on the podcast, Patrick and Tracy welcome L.J. Cohen , author of Litany for a Broken World . About Litany for a Broken World : A young girl’s disastrous first foray through the multiverse cleaves her from her family and abandons her in a homeless encampment, adrift in a world and a body not her own. A doctor struggling with grief volunteers for the annual Boston homeless census and is confronted by the impossible and her deeply buried childhood trauma. A lonely, disaffected seer, rejec...

Feb 11, 20251 hr 7 min

Episode 650-With Michael Nayak

This week, Patrick and Tracy welcome Michael Nayak , author of SYMBIOTE . About SYMBIOTE : As World War III rages, the scientists in Antarctica are thankful for the isolation – until a group of Chinese scientists arrive at the American research base. In their truck is a dead body, the first murder in Antarctica. The potential for a geopolitical firestorm is great, and, with no clear jurisdiction, the Americans don’t know what to do. But they soon realize the Chinese scientists have brought far m...

Jan 28, 202552 min

Episode 649-With Strange Horizon’s Kat Kourbeti and Michael Ireland

This week, Patrick and Tracy welcome Kat Kourbeti and Michael Ireland from Strange Horizons to talk about the new podcast project celebrating 25 years of the magazine: S.H.@25 . S.H.@25 Links: Arkady Martine’s SH@25 episode, featuring her soundscaped poem The John Scalzi interview Ootheca by Mário Coelho (with the cockroaches for teeth) Alhaji Jerry by ML Kejera (with musical interludes by the author) Kat’s favourite author narration she’s produced (Rasharelle Little by Isaana Skeete, who now vo...

Jan 21, 202551 min

Episode 648-With Jack Campbell

This week, Patrick and Tracy welcome Jack Campbell , author of Destiny’s Way Book 2 of The Doomed Earth Duology . About Destiny’s Way : Lieutenant Selene Genji is hurled into the past to try and save a world that doesn’t want her in this action-packed adventure from New York Times bestselling author Jack Campbell. Earth was destroyed on June 12, 2180. Lieutenant Selene Genji watched it happen. And only she can prevent it. Thrown forty years into the past, into a time before the Universal War beg...

Jan 14, 202550 min

Episode 647-With Lauren J. A. Bear

This week, Patrick and Tracy welcome Lauren J. A. Bear , author of MOTHER OF ROME . About MOTHER OF ROME : The names Romulus and Remus may be immortalized in map and stone and chronicle, but their mother exists only as a preface to her sons’ journey, the princess turned oath-breaking priestess, condemned to death alongside her children. But she did not die; she survived. And so does her story. Beautiful, royal, rich: Rhea has it all—until her father loses his kingdom in a treacherous coup, and s...

Jan 07, 202550 min

Episode 646-With Katherine Villyard

This week, Patrick and Tracy welcome Katherine Villyard , author of IMMORTAL GIFTS . About IMMORTAL GIFTS : Prussia, 1841. Abraham only ever wanted to play violin. Hiding his Jewish status so he can study at the prestigious Berlin Academy of Music, the eager young man is delighted to find a patron who believes in him. But he’s mortified when his new friend turns him into a vampire… and Abraham earns the fury of an ancient antisemite who vows to see him permanently dead. Fleeing the hate-mongerin...

Dec 31, 202454 min

Episode 645-With Cerece Rennie Murphy

This week, Patrick and Tracy welcome Cerece Rennie Murphy , author of In the Garden of Light and Shadow . About In the Garden of Light and Shadow : 4000 years ago, a rebellion in the Ever brought angels to live among us. At first, they were worshiped as gods. But that was not enough. And in their hunger for power, Evil claimed their hearts and made them demons. Lilavois St. James rose to fight them. As a member of the Sisters of Light, she swore an oath to use the magic of the moon to battle the...

Dec 10, 20241 hr 7 min

Episode 644-Just Us and the Holidays

In a very special JUST US episode of the podcast this week, Patrick and Tracy are talking about cats, Dungeons & Dragons, Patreon, coffee, Star Wars coffee mugs, working out, black Friday, smart tvs, peopling, weddings, San Diego ComiCon, conventions, Denver’s Pop Culture Con, the holidays and gift giving, kids, family, spreadsheets, pivot tables, gift cards, restaurant menus, holiday music, Mariah Carey, The Wall Street Journal’s news podcast, Spotify, the Table of Ultimate Gaming kickstart...

Dec 03, 20241 hr 7 min

Episode 643-With R.S.A. Garcia

This week, Patrick and Tracy welcome R.S.A. Garcia , author of The Nightward . About The Nightward : For 500 years Gaiea’s Hand has stood as a ward against the Dark. The Age of Chaos is a faded memory. The Goddess has left Gailand and given her Blessing to the Queens to rule in her stead. Princess Viella of the court of Hamber is the Spirit of Gaiea, presumptive heir to the throne and budding wielder of magic. And yet she’s still a child—not yet ten years old—and a day spent evading her teachers...

Nov 12, 20241 hr 6 min

Episode 642-With Mike Chen

This week, Patrick and Tracy welcome Mike Chen , author of Marvel: What If . . . Marc Spector Was Host to Venom? (A Moon Knight & Venom Story) . About Marvel: What If . . . Marc Spector Was Host to Venom? (A Moon Knight & Venom Story) : Marc Spector is used to voices in his head. He’s used to waking up disoriented, unsure what his alters, Jake and Steven, might have been up to. He’s used to having an Egyptian god command him as Moon Knight, his avatar of justice and revenge. What he’s no...

Nov 05, 202453 min
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