Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror and Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's Return
Isaacs return. (Not a typo).
Apr 28, 2020•1 hr 52 min
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Episodes
Children of the Corn III and IV (RE-EDIT)
This is the same as the previous episode but edited by friend and patron Josh Merlis. If you had any trouble with the last 55 minutes of the podcast--volume problems especially--here's a slightly better version.
Apr 22, 2020•2 hr 11 min
Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest and Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering
Whale Fall's Aaron Farinelli joins us to discuss the relative spookiness of corn products. Then, lists are done for no reason and Daniel has cause to make lots of Buffy references. Will we ever meet He Who Walks Behind the Rows?
Apr 21, 2020•2 hr 11 min
Children of the Corn and Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice
D-Grain and H-Stalk join the cult of He Who Walks Behind The Rows.
Apr 14, 2020•1 hr 51 min
Under Siege and Under Siege 2: Dark Territory
It's a 200th episode extravaganza! We debut our 2019 lists and a new Honorable Mentions Theme, then we rank the great films of Steven Seagal, before discussing two of the best Die Hard rip-offs. Plus, a discussion of train movies!
Apr 07, 2020•2 hr 31 min
Fay Grim and Ned Rifle
Episode number 199 tries to pin down exactly what Hal was thinking with Fay Grim and then denounces Hollywood for forcing the third in the trilogy to be Kickstartered. Also, Hal Hartley pitches Fay Grim to Marc Cuban in the Shark Tank.
Mar 31, 2020•1 hr 43 min
Henry Fool
Because you're all stuck inside anyway, we can get away with a celebrating a wonderful filmmaker that you probably don't give a care about. We also rank Parker Posey and discuss New Andy's Deli.
Mar 24, 2020•1 hr 49 min
Texas Chainsaw 3D and Leatherface
Special quarantine edition! We wrap up and rank the Texas Chainsaw movies with two weird departures. It starts with an awkward 9/11 joke! Will things improve from there? Tune in to find out!
Mar 17, 2020•2 hr 8 min
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
Now, you see, they're dunes but they're platinum. Platinum dunes. A remake and a prequel to a remake. Ah, the 00s.
Mar 10, 2020•2 hr 8 min
Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III and Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
In which we learn that Leatherface is a father.
Mar 03, 2020•2 hr 7 min
Terminator: Dark Fate
We finally saw that new Terminator movie Cameron produced. We did not find it enjoyable.
Feb 28, 2020•40 min
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Evil Chris chose this franchise and we begin with Henry viewing a classic for the first time and Daniel relating a little too closely to the Leatherface family.
Feb 25, 2020•2 hr 8 min
Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart in the Land of Demons and Lone Wolf and Cub: White Heaven in Hell
We salvaged 11 minutes of this previously lost episode and recorded new intros and reviews of the final two Lone Wolf and Cub movies! We did it!
Feb 21, 2020•1 hr 19 min
Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart to Hades and Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart in Peril
We venture forth back to samurai times, as Henry figures out what year it is and we unfortunately get up to four for four on rapes.
Feb 11, 2020•1 hr 35 min
Lone Wolf and Cub: Sword of Vengeance and Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart at the River Styx
What year is it? Who are these people? What's a gaijin? All these questions answered and more outside our wheelhouse as a Patron delivers us a manga adaptation samurai franchise.
Feb 04, 2020•1 hr 40 min
"Crocodile" Dundee, "Crocodile" Dundee II and Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles
https://www.redcross.org.au/ Donate here. We did a deep dive into all 3 Crocodile Dundee movies, including just how the hell Paul Hogan locked down the Kozlosker. Happy Australia Day!
Jan 28, 2020•2 hr 14 min
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
Two more losers wasting podcast time on this movie. Dew it.
Jan 24, 2020•1 hr 17 min
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love and American Reunion
We say goodbye to every Stifler one by one.
Jan 21, 2020•2 hr 18 min
American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile and American Pie Presents: Beta House
Daniel and Henry venture to the limits of taste. A piece of furniture failed to survive this episode. Chris Weitz solves an argument. Stiflers are discussed.
Jan 14, 2020•2 hr 13 min
American Wedding and American Pie Presents: Band Camp
Bob Dylan's Sasquatch of a son helms a verite sex farce somehow, before Tad Helgenbrelgen or whatever shows up to try to inject the whole enterprise with some added Stiffy Juice.
Jan 07, 2020•2 hr 11 min
American Pie and American Pie 2
We discuss a mysterious long-ago time when Jason Biggs ruled the world and blink-182 was the soundtrack of our lives.
Dec 31, 2019•2 hr 26 min
Jingle All the Way and Jingle All the Way 2
We talked about Arnold Schwarzenegger and Larry the Cable Guy Christmas movies for two and a half hours. We are idiots.
Dec 24, 2019•2 hr 26 min
Species III and Species: The Awakening
Space erotica of the highest degree as we meet many new alien hybrid things and also there's some sweet faux-cest involving a guy named Uncle Tom. The sound of the episode improves at around the 45 minute mark. Sorry, folks.
Dec 17, 2019•1 hr 50 min
Species and Species II
Get ready for some hardcore sci-fi erotica featuring alien genitalia.
Dec 10, 2019•1 hr 53 min
Frozen and Frozen 2
We venture into the unknown and find a magical land where Henry finds a way to fall in love with Josh Gad.
Dec 04, 2019•2 hr 9 min
9 1/2 Weeks and Another Nine & a Half Weeks
We talk about boning down after ranking the films of Adrian Lyne. Exactly as it should be.
Nov 26, 2019•2 hr 11 min
Airport '77 and The Concorde...Airport '79
We close out this supremely enjoyable franchise with Jimmy Stewart guiding a party of old-timey actors underwater, followed by a race against time between a plane and a missile for the fate of humanity! We disagreed.
Nov 20, 2019•2 hr 2 min
Airport and Airport 1975
We watched these two tributes to adultery. Get ready for liftoff.
Nov 12, 2019•1 hr 53 min
Airplane! and Airplane II: The Sequel
From spooky to spoofy, we dissect the filmographies of the ZAZ boys.
Nov 05, 2019•1 hr 51 min
Poltergeist III and Poltergeist (2015)
Skyscraper horror! Mustache grooming! Chubby cheeks! A non-plussed Sam Rockwell! Drones! The D-Train forgetting to turn on his mic for the entirety of the episode!
Oct 29, 2019•1 hr 41 min
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