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The Flop House

MaximumFun, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalanwww.flophousepodcast.com
The Flop House is a comedy podcast devoted to the worst in recent film. Your hosts (Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy, and Stuart Wellington) watch a questionable film, then engage in an unscripted discussion about the movie's shortcomings and occasional delights, while never being afraid of a pointless, silly digression or two hundred.
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Episodes

Ep. #319 - Alita Battle Angel LIVE

What's this? An off-week FULL EPISODE? That's right -- as a li'l thank you for all of the support during the Max Fun Drive , we've reached into the vault and let loose this live episode, taped at Boston's CitySpace, on Alita: Battle Angel , so you can FINALLY learn the origin of Elliott's conviction that Dan loves backstory. ALSO! Two Flop House livestream events to put on your calendar for next week! On Thursday, August 13, at 5:30 pm PT / 8:30 pm ET, we'll be joining our Blank Check Podcast pa...

Aug 08, 20201 hr 16 minEp. 319

Ep. #318 - Hudson Hawk, w/ Roman Mars

Did you think we wouldn't pull out all the stops for Max Fun Drive 2020 ? More fool you! Because in this episode, we discuss legendary Hollywood flop and Bruce Willis passion project, Hudson Hawk ! And to discuss this momentous film, we're joined by Roman Mars , of the blockbuster design podcast 99% Invisible , the man many have called "The Hudson Hawk of Podcasting."* (The character Hudson Hawk. Not the movie Hudson Hawk. Because the character is so good at his job. Like Roman. Who is good at p...

Aug 01, 20202 hr 25 minEp. 318

FH Mini 12 - Flop House: The Movie!

In perhaps our silliest episode yet, Elliott and Stuart try and pitch a Flop House movie to Dan, who... we guess owns a studio in this scenario? Whatever. Just listen. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

Jul 25, 202047 min

Ep. #317 - Artemis Fowl, w/ Scott Weinberg

The fuck is this? No really, the fuck is this? What is this fucking thing? What? This? From a major studio and established director? What? The fuck? This? Was made? THIS? We talk about Artemis Fowl with critic and filmmaker Scott Weinberg . Wikipedia synopsis of Artemis Fowl (good luck) Movies recommended in this episode: Lucky Grandma Monstrum The Old Guard The Watermelon Woman Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop...

Jul 18, 20202 hr 8 minEp. 317

FH Mini 11 - Score Tactics

In honor of the passing of Ennio Morricone , we discuss movie scores, and some of our personal favorite composers. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

Jul 11, 202050 min

Ep. #316 - Between Worlds, w/ Erin Foley-Chan

It's Cagemas in July! That cherished Flop House tradition that Dan totally forgot about for the past couple of years. But he remembered this time! Lay off! Anyway, the wonderful Erin Foley-Chan (supervising producer of The Big Fib on Disney+) joins us to discuss the weird-ass supernatural sex thriller Between Worlds . Meanwhile, Dan has done some sex scene research, Erin offers a producer's perspective, Stuart's old comics collaborator makes a surprise appearance, and Elliott makes "kid flashbac...

Jul 04, 20202 hr 7 minEp. 316

FH Mini 10 - Detectives! w/ John Hodgman and David Rees

Our pals John Hodgman and David Rees have an animated show called Dicktown, about an aging boy detective and his aging bully/partner, premiering on FXX's "Cake" on July 9. Thus, in a completely generous, non-promotional gesture, they dropped by to discuss private detectives in movies, and in fiction generally. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop...

Jun 27, 20201 hr 27 min

Ep. #315 - Hawk the Slayer, w/ Felicia Day

"Hollywood" Kalan really worked his connections this episode, to bring us the utterly wonderful Felicia Day (of The Guild, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Supernatural, MST3K: The Return, and much more) to discuss seminal high fantasy, low budget epic " Hawk the Slayer ." Meanwhile Dan drops a crazy Pink Panther fact, Elliott launches an insulting guess-by-mail contest, Felicia is intrigued by some fish-eating prowess, and Stuart's in this fantasy discussion like a fuckin' fish in water. Also, we're n...

Jun 20, 20201 hr 47 minEp. 315

FH Mini 9 - Return to New Moon

Our delightful Flop House friend Chris Weitz returns to the show to talk about his career, and also continue to be unfailingly good-natured about our ribbing of Twilight: New Moon . ALSO the whole video livestream show for charity is available for viewing on our YouTube page , and we're still accepting charity receipts for the raffle through the end of the day 6/13/20. Details HERE ! Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop...

Jun 13, 20201 hr 2 min

Ep. #314 - Gemini Man

Before we start -- today, Saturday, June 6, at 6 pm Pacific / 9 pm Eastern , is our video livestream on our YouTube page , with presentations, a discussion of Howard the Duck , and some audience interaction. We’ll be encouraging viewers to donate to charity for Black Lives Matter, bail funds, and hunger relief, and those who donate $20 or more will be entered to win some Flop House prizes! But you came here for a podcast! Our guest for this episode is the terrific Jordan Kauwling, Maximum Fun pr...

Jun 06, 20201 hr 52 minEp. 314

FH Mini 8 - Missed That Movie - Zombies Anonymous

Somebody gave Stuart a movie , and he watched it! And now he's telling us about it! Also, watch The Flop House LIVE show LIVESTREAM for CHARITY in your OWN HOME next Saturday, JUNE 6! Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop...

May 30, 202039 min

Ep. #313 - Dolittle

You can't have one of #TheTwoFriends without the other! In this episode, we're joined by David Sims of the Blank Check Podcast and film critic for The Atlantic , to talk about Robert Downey Jr.'s next iconic blockbuster character, Dolittle . Meanwhile Dan makes a pitch for fart acceptance, Stuart forgets our mission statement, David gives us a taste of what it was like to see Dolittle in the theater, and Elliott does an extremely aggravating bit with a raccoon finger puppet. Also - EXCITING NEWS...

May 23, 20201 hr 42 minEp. 313

FH Mini 7 - Missed That Movie - GetEven

Dan joins in the missed movie fun with his report on "Geteven" (yes, all one word) AKA " Road to Revenge ," a passion project that's more passion than project. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

May 16, 202040 min

Ep. #312 - Sonic the Hedgehog

How can we follow up heavy-hitting guests like Griffin Newman and Chris Weitz, you may ask? Uh, well how about with JAMELLE BOUIE , New York Times columnist and guy you've definitely seen saying smart things on the news. Why does he like us? Who knows! But he stopped by to discuss Sonic the Hedgehog , about some sort of hedgehog who has definitely never been pregnant on the internet. Meanwhile, Jamelle gives us his history with SEGA, Stuart uses literary terms correctly, Dan only has old man ref...

May 09, 20201 hr 59 minEp. 312

FH Mini 6 - Missed That Movie! - Rusty: A Dog's Tale

Stuart tries for extra credit (no one tell him that Flop House extra credit isn't a thing), by checking out the puppy-kidnapping family comedy Rusty: A Dog's Tale and reporting back to the guys. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

May 02, 202033 minEp. 366

Ep# 311: Rambo: Last Blood

Guys, we're so excited for our guest this episode. He's a big-time Hollywood gent who's worn many hats -- and to name just a few: he wrote and directed About a Boy. As an actor, he co-starred as "Chuck" in Chuck and Buck. He was one of the producers of The Farewell. The man co-wrote a Star War (Rogue One), for Pete's sake! And, as we never get tired of reminding him, he directed Twilight: New Moon . But up until now, he's been missing one line on his resume -- Flop House guest. I'm sure now he w...

Apr 25, 20202 hrEp. 311

FH Mini 5 - More Time with Griffin

Griffin Newman came back (for reals, not one of these "we actually recorded it at the same time") to chat for a bit about Watto, Star Wars in general, his career, and, of course, Tom Selleck. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

Apr 18, 202022 minEp. 364

Ep. #310 - Bloodshot

First off, how are you guys? Everyone doing okay? We hope so. Take care of yourselves. Secondly, my lord were we excited to have Griffin Newman , of many, many things, including the Blank Check podcast and Amazon's The Tick , but MOST IMPORTANTLY, the world's #1 Vin Diesel fan, join the show to discuss Vin's latest vinsanity, Bloodshot . Meanwhile Elliott takes us on a tour through the 4th most popular comics publisher of the 90's, Griffin offers a unified Diesel theory, and Stu and Dan do some ...

Apr 11, 20202 hr 21 minEp. 310

FH Mini 4 - A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man

Elliott gives us a preview of his son Sammy's novel, and then things take a turn. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

Apr 04, 202021 minEp. 362

Ep. #309 - Book Club

In our first episode recorded after shit got real, we take a change of pace, and discuss your aunt's favorite movie, Book Club . Can a cast of wonderful old pros elevate the world's most banal script? Meanwhile, Elliott presents his Golden Girls hypothesis, Dan's a huge crybaby, and Stu bravely soldiers on, through his COVID-19. Wikipedia synopsis of Book Club Movies recommended in this episode: Tommy Come to Daddy The World, the Flesh and the Devil The Music Man Help support this show and unloc...

Mar 28, 20201 hr 37 minEp. 309

Ep. #308 - Verotika

Please read... bear with us on this one -- this was originally intended to be our Maximum Fun Drive episode, before the world exploded. So it may seem a little choppy in places, where we chopped out some fairly extensive MFD talk* (also there's some minor equipment/audio interference toward the end -- sorry). Thank you to our intrepid editor Jordan Kauwling for going above and beyond. Anyway, even though this would normally not be a full episode week, we thought we'd post it now anyway, to help ...

Mar 21, 20201 hr 34 minEp. 308

Ep. #307 - Holmes & Watson, LIVE!

Is Holmes & Watson somehow an even worse version of the Sherlock Holmes stories than Sherlock Gnomes ? Will Elliott and Stu be able to console Dan about the latest insult to his beloved hero? Join us for this live show, taped last year in Portland, Oregon, to find out! Wikipedia synopsis for Holmes & Watson Like this live show? Join us in the future! – The Flop House in Toronto – April 18! Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop...

Mar 14, 20201 hr 40 minEp. 307

FH Mini - No I in Team

In this minisode we take on the topic of teams of specialists, like you might find in heist films. If you want to dictate a future minisode, tweet at us @theflophousepod. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

Mar 07, 202018 minEp. 358

Ep. #306 - The Fanatic

We've been wanting to tackle this one for quite a while, folks, and... oof. Be careful what you wish for. Adal Rifai of the podcast " Hello From the Magic Tavern " joins us to discuss The Fanatic , the movie that asks "What if Fred Durst directed a movie starring a career-self-destructing John Travolta as a man with a developmental disability, with his trademark Limp Bizkit sensitivity?" Meanwhile, Stuart invents the newest horror movie killer, Elliott attacks Dan for his nonexistent position on...

Feb 29, 20201 hr 38 minEp. 357

FH Mini 2: Working Weak

In this minisode we take on the topic of jobs in movies. If you want to dictate a future minisode, tweet at us @theflophousepod. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

Feb 22, 202014 minEp. 356

Ep. #305 - Little Italy

It's the second and final of our two contest winner-selected episodes, this one picked by Scott Yacychyn, who designed our delightful new Flop House "couch monsters" poster, which you can purchase HERE ! It's a romantic comedy called Little Italy (or as they pronounce it, li'lit'ly), set in the world's most romantic city... Toronto! Meanwhile, Stuart gets mad at Elliott, Dan gets mad at Elliott and Stuart, and Elliott just keeps on singing a happy song. Wikipedia synopsis of Little Italy Movies ...

Feb 15, 20201 hr 41 minEp. 305

FH Mini #1

Here's a little thing we're trying, sort of as a snack between episodes. Minisodes that are more tangent than show. On this first one, we ask: Goofy -- what's HIS deal? Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

Feb 08, 202013 minEp. 354

Ep. #304 - Zarkorr! The Invader

Zar-who-what-now ? We finally get around to one of our contest winner episodes, this one picked by Elizabeth Stege, who designed our delightful new Flop House Housecat t-shirt, which you can purchase HERE ! It's a Full Moon Features (awww yeah, Stu) kaiju movie with about 5 minutes of giant monster action in the whole film. But what it lacks in reason to exist, it makes up for in... charm? We guess? Meanwhile, Stuart explains the advantages to playing with dead things, Elliott explains how time ...

Feb 01, 20201 hr 21 minEp. 304

Ep. #303 - The Happytime Murders

Didja really think we'd pass up The Happytime Murders ? The movie that many proclaimed the worst of 2018? Don't be silly! We just held onto the episode in our vault of live shows until it was no longer relevant! Please enjoy this live recording from... last summer? We can't remember. Taped at our ol' stomping grounds, The Bell House , in fabulous and increasingly unaffordable Brooklyn, NY! Wikipedia synopsis for The Happytime Murders Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a memb...

Jan 18, 20201 hr 25 minEp. 303

Ep. #302 - Cats

SURPRISE! It's an off-week extra episode, just because we didn't want to go ANY longer without discussing that purrfect mewowsical, directed by Tomcat Hooper: CATS ! It's a show so big, we couldn't do it without the dual returns of Cats enthusiast, Jenny Jaffee , and musical theater authority, Ms. Natalie Walker who was AT THE MOTHERFUCKING CATS PREMIERE! We know that there's usually a bunch of gibberish at this point, teasing stuff from the episode, but just dive in, folks! IT'S CATS! Wikipedia...

Jan 11, 20202 hr 23 minEp. 302
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