The Flop House Movie Minute #22 - Extended Outtakes
Since people seem to enjoy the outtakes, here's an extended peek behind the Flop House curtain, with even more talk of Demon Knight and other topics.
Mar 22, 2009•3 min•Ep. 57
The Flop House
The Flop House is a comedy podcast devoted to the worst in recent film. Your hosts (Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy, and Stuart Wellington) watch a questionable film, then engage in an unscripted discussion about the movie's shortcomings and occasional delights, while never being afraid of a pointless, silly digression or two hundred.
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Episodes
The Flop House: Episode #33 - An American Carol
No time for show notes this week, but enjoy the episode.
Mar 15, 2009•54 min•Ep. 56
The Flop House Movie Minute #21 - Who Watches the Watchmen's Penises
Turns out it's Whoopi Goldberg.
Mar 08, 2009•3 min•Ep. 55
Academy Awards Flopstacular 2009!
Apologies for the sound quality of this show. We had sound issues we weren't aware of until well after the taping.0:00 - 0:26 - Theme0:27 - 45:34 - We discuss the Oscars. Oh surely the skies will be dark tonight as all the stars are in Hollywood's Kodak Theater!45:35 - 55:35 - Letters from listeners.55:36 - 56:39 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Mar 01, 2009•57 min•Ep. 54
The Flop House Movie Minute #20 - Pool Cleaning
Clean up in your Oscar pool the scientific way!
Feb 21, 2009•3 min•Ep. 53
The Flop House: Episode #31 - Swing Vote
0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 3:41 - We introduce guest host extraordinaire Will Hines.3:42 - 33:37 - What happens when the American election comes down to JUST ONE VOTE? Wait. You say that would never happen? Shit. Then what are we gonna do about this Swing Vote movie? I guess we should just make fun of it.33:38 - 38:23 - Final judgments. Plus: the weirdest joke ever to appear on The Flop House.38:24 - 51:09 - Letters from listeners.51:10 - 58:26 - The sad bastards recommend.58:27...
Feb 15, 2009•59 min•Ep. 52
Flop House Klassic - Untraceable
Dan was on vacation this week, and he owns all the recording equipment. So, until next week's new episode, please enjoy this re-run.
Feb 08, 2009•41 min•Ep. 51
The Flop House Movie Minute #19 - Oscar Bait
We make up for our lost movie minute with our longest supplemental episode yet, about how the Oscars are always wrong.
Feb 01, 2009•21 min•Ep. 50
The Flop House: Episode #30 - Bangkok Dangerous
0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:32 - 22:00 - Watch out for Nicholas Cage. That motherfucker is BANGKOK Dangerous.22:01 - 34:35 - We get bored of talking about Bangkok Dangerous, and quickly digress into talk of AVP2, pornography, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Zombie Strippers, Return of the Jedi, and Hitman (with a little more Bangkok Dangerous thrown in as anti-spice)34:36 - 39:28 - Final judgments39:30 - 46:59 - Letters from listeners.47:00 - 52:35- The sad bastards recommend...
Jan 25, 2009•54 min•Ep. 49
The Flop House: Episode #29 - Step Up 2: The Streets
0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:32 - 2:00 - We reintroduce ourselves, after our long winter's nap.2:01 - 33:51- In the long tradition of dance films, this is certainly one of them.33:52 - 36:40 - Final judgments36:41 - 43:25 - Letters from listeners.43:26 - 54:33 - The sad bastards recommend, New Year's special - our top five films of the year.54:34 - 55:50 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes
Jan 11, 2009•56 min•Ep. 48
The Flop House Movie Minute #18 - Misfit Toys
Christmas specials under the microscope.The music you hear in this episode is Hark the Herald Angels sing, as performed by Doug Hammer on the album Noel, courtesy of feelslikechristmas.com, which provides free Christmas music for personal and nonprofit use.
Dec 22, 2008•4 min•Ep. 47
The Flop House: Episode #28 - Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 5:04 - We spend the first five minutes talking about a movie about toys that WASN'T the one we watched, released more than a decade ago.5:05 - 11:14 - We make a brief feint at discussing Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, but quickly get sidetracked by Willy Wonka and old-time character actors.11:15 - 35:41 - We finally manage to focus on the topic at hand, the horrifying tale of a sentient toy store and its insane inhabitants. What's that? It's a kids' f...
Dec 14, 2008•59 min•Ep. 46
The Flop House Movie Minute #17 - Twisted Trailers 2: Two Shades of Blue
More trailers for the biggest winter releases.
Dec 06, 2008•3 min•Ep. 45
The Flop House: Episode #27 - 27 Dresses
0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:15 - Mustaches are much discussed.2:16 - 32:22 - We talk about the Katherine Heigel rom-com 27 Dresses, and show our affinity for the material by staying on-topic almost never. Also: boobs.32:23 - 36:30 - Final judgments, in which 27 Dresses manages to SHATTER the Flop House categories.36:31 - 46:17 - The sad bastards recommend. Plus, we learn another famous person Elliott has had tangential interactions with. And also: even more boobs.46:18 - 48:46 ...
Nov 22, 2008•53 min•Ep. 44
The Flop House Movie Minute #16 - Missed Connections
We present this alternate, much shorter, version of the Al Pacino film 88 Minutes.
Nov 15, 2008•4 min•Ep. 43
The Flop House: Episode #26 - 88 Minutes
0:00 - 0:30 - Introduction and theme.0:31 - 5:02 - We explain why we're the dynamic duo this week, and talk about how much we miss Stuart. Also: we engage in the name-droppiest name dropping yet, as Elliott tells the story of the time he met PRESIDENT ELECT BARACK OBAMA.5:03 - 32:52 - We talk about 88 Minutes, the movie that is a worse example of real-time filmmaking than Nick of Time, and a far worse example of post-mortem semen-swapping than Presumed Innocent.32:53 - 37:25 - Final judgments, p...
Nov 09, 2008•49 min•Ep. 42
The Flop House Movie Minute #15 - Hor-nutz!
Stuart's harrowing tale of survival is now a zany comedy starring Seth Rogan.
Oct 26, 2008•11 min•Ep. 41
The Flop House: Episode #25 - The Happening
0:00 - 0:39 - Introduction and theme.0:40 - 41:28 - It's a Flop House event! We've been waiting so long for the DVD release for M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening that we jump right in and don't stop talking about it for forty minutes. (Would I call it a "Flop House happening?" No. That would be dumb.)41:29 - 44:17 - Final judgments on The Happening.44:18 - 48:30 - What the heck. Final judgments on M. Night, too.48:31 - 56:40 - The sad bastards recommend. 56:41 - 58:26 - Goodbyes, theme, and out...
Oct 19, 2008•58 min•Ep. 40
The Flop House Movie Minute #14 - McShane-McCain
In the first edition of Name Droppin', Elliott talks about working with Ian McShane.
Oct 11, 2008•6 min•Ep. 39
The Flop House: Episode #24 - Prom Night
0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and theme.0:38 - 1:54 - The whole team is back together again, so to celebrate they ramble off-topic for a while.1:55 - 37:13 - We talk about Prom Night, a shocking expose about the incompetence of the Bridgeport police department.37:14 - 40:35 - Final judgments.40:36 - 49:27 - We explain why we haven't had the Flop House contest winner on, announce a winner of the Ewe Boll contest, and Dan shamelessly plugs his own project.49:28 - 52:54 - The sad bastards recommend. 5...
Oct 04, 2008•55 min•Ep. 38
The Flop House Movie Minute #13 - Rainy Day Fun
We give you directions on how to make your own Flop House at home.
Sep 27, 2008•4 min•Ep. 37
Flop House Klassic - Bratz
What do you get when Stuart is out of town on vacation, Elliott is busy transitioning from one high-stress television comedy job to another high-stress television comedy job, and Dan is having Internet problems? A rerun! Hey, at least we don't do it as much as LOST. (Well, as much as they used to... before their uninterrupted seasons... lets pretend that joke was still relevant and move on). In this, one of our favorite episodes, we discussed Bratz-- a movie that was so unexpectedly delightful i...
Sep 21, 2008•58 min•Ep. 36
The Flop House: Episode #23 - Wild Hogs
0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:45 - We welcome back Elliott Kalan, make fun of Stuart, and reintroduce Ritch Duncan.2:46 - 40:22 - We make up for our spottily-released late summer shows by making this our second-longest episode ever and spending far too much time discussing Wild Hogs-- possibly more than the screenwriter took to write it.40:23 - 44:30 - Final judgments.44:31 - 49:10 - We congratulate Elliott on some huge news, and spend a little time discussing the Ewe Boll contes...
Sep 14, 2008•57 min•Ep. 35
The Flop House Movie Minute #12 - Ewe Boll Contest
We honor the modern-day Ed Wood with a contest.
Sep 07, 2008•4 min•Ep. 34
The Flop House: Episode #22 - Vantage Point
0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:30 - We introduce our guest co-host, leggy comedienne Sara Schaefer.2:31 - 35:29 - We each give our vantage points on the film Vantage Point. See what I did there? I made you want to shoot yourself.35:30 - 38:40 - Final judgments. 38:41 - 43:28 - We announce the WINNER OF THE FLOP HOUSE CONTEST!43:29 - 47:17 - The sad bastards recommend. (Also, according to our web research, the second movie Sara recommends-- the one where she can't remember the titl...
Aug 24, 2008•53 min•Ep. 33
Flop House Movie Minute #11 - Listener Feedback
We talk with the listeners, walk with the listeners.
Aug 10, 2008•6 min•Ep. 32
The Flop House: Episode #21 - One Missed Call
0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 1:57 - We take a moment to discuss Stuart's choice of attire.1:58 - 38:02 - We discuss the film One Missed Call, the movie that asks the question, "Can anything be all bad, if it involves Ray Wise?"38:03 - 41:09 - Final judgments.41:10 - 49:21- The sad bastards recommend. 49:22 - 51:45 - More on the Flop House contest, and goodbyes.51:46 - 52:30 - Theme and outtakes.
Aug 03, 2008•53 min•Ep. 31
On Vacation
The movie minute is taking a summer vacation this week, but we don't want to leave you empty-handed, so enjoy this audio sketch.
Jul 27, 2008•3 min•Ep. 30
The Flop House: Episode #20 - 10,000 B.C.
0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:47 - We have our usual difficulty getting down to business.2:48 - 30:30 - Would 10,000 B.C. have been better if it had starred Ringo Starr and Shelly Long? Yes. Yes it would.30:31 - 34:13 - Final judgments.34:14 - 36:45 - A brief digression about the films of Brendan Fraser.36:46 - 46:13 - The sad bastards recommend. 46:14 - 52:57 - A greater explication of the Flop House contest, surveys, podcasty business, and goodbyes.52:58 - 53:39 - Theme and out...
Jul 21, 2008•54 min•Ep. 29
The Flop House Movie Minute #10 - Teen Wolf
Warm nostalgia swaddles the show, as the gang discusses Teen Wolf.
Jul 13, 2008•13 min•Ep. 28
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