Ep. #186 - Guardian of the Highlands
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Sep 05, 2015•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 230
The Flop House
The Flop House is a comedy podcast devoted to the worst in recent film. Your hosts (Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy, and Stuart Wellington) watch a questionable film, then engage in an unscripted discussion about the movie's shortcomings and occasional delights, while never being afraid of a pointless, silly digression or two hundred.
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Ep. #185 - Grace of Monaco
Straight from Cannes to Lifetime (TM), it's the Grace Kelly biopic, Grace of Monaco. Meanwhile Elliott has a surprisingly deep well of Saved by the Bell knowledge, Dan speculates about Curly's gold, and Stuart finds a new way to leave Dan out of things.Movies recommended in this episode:The DropProject NimObvious Child Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop...
Aug 22, 2015•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 229
Ep. #184 - Drive Hard
Take two faded stars, put them in an Aussie C-picture, and encourage them to improvise wildly, and what do you get? The oddly compelling Drive Hard. Meanwhile Elliott improves various movies by adding a little vitamin C(age), Dan reveals what the H.P. in H.P. Lovecraft stands for, and Stuart almost gets Billy Joel lyrics right.Movies recommended in this episode:My Brilliant CareerBreaker MorantThe Dirty DozenThe Interview (1998) Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at...
Aug 08, 2015•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 228
The Flop House EXTRA: Best of the First 75 Episodes
Some of the top bits and tangents from the first 75 episodes, suggested by fans. Apologies for the sound quality on some of these -- it was early on and we were learning. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop
Aug 01, 2015•53 min•Ep. 227
Ep. #183 - Left Behind
Show notes canceled on account of SUMMER. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop
Jul 25, 2015•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 226
Ep. #182 - Strange Magic
In this episode, Jordan Morris of terrific MaxFun sister podcast Jordan, Jesse, Go! stops by to co-host while Elliott's in England, a move he immediately regretted when we watched Strange Magic. Meanwhile, Dan explains the proper way to drink beer, Stuart evinces his disdain for improv, and Jordan displays his surprisingly deep knowledge of Three Ninjas. Movies recommended in this episode: The Super Cops The Overnight Results Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at ht...
Jul 11, 2015•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 225
Ep. #181 - Jupiter Ascending
Will the guys who liked Speed Racer also enjoy the Wachowski sibling's most recent critical flop, Jupiter Ascending? Meanwhile Elliott debuts his new bumper sticker, Dan boringly digresses about The Three Investigators, and Stuart explains why, when incarcerating someone, you should really take their rocket boots.Movies recommended in this episode:CreepFlash GordonBarbarellaThe Visitor Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop...
Jun 27, 2015•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 224
Ep. #180 - CBGB
Detailed show notes abandoned this week, as Dan and Elliott are winging their way to Montreal for a wedding! Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop
Jun 13, 2015•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 223
Ep. #179 - Mortdecai
Hoo boy does Johnny Depp certainly have a mustache in Mortdcai! Meanwhile Dan reads copy off a beer for some reason, Elliott invites George Lucas to stop by, and Stuart recommends a surprising film.Movies recommended in this episode:Mad Max: Fury RoadNeed for SpeedStuart Wellington mystery recommendation Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop
May 30, 2015•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 222
Ep. #178 - 50 Shades of Grey
In the words of Homer Simpson, we've got a hankerin' for some spankerin', as we discuss 50 Shades of Grey. Meanwhile Stuart delivers a eulogy for the rappin' granny, Elliott explains the laziness of British elocution, Dan reveals a porn tale from his past, and we include perhaps our best outtakes ever.Movies recommended in this episode:What We Do in the ShadowsLucyDownhill Racer Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop...
May 16, 2015•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 221
The Flop House: Episode #177 - Dracula: Untold
We've seen him 3D, but are we ready for Dracula: Untold? Meanwhile Stuart demonstrates his innovative mixology, and Elliot and Dan reveal the surprising Dracula-centric details of the Mad Men finale.Movies recommended in this episode:Donnie BrascoSpringDracula: Pages from a Virgin's Diary Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop
May 02, 2015•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 220
Ep. #176 - The Boy Next Door
It's the moment that the bad movie cognoscenti have been waiting for, as we discuss The Boy Next Door. Meanwhile, Stuart explains the "character" he plays, Dan becomes a proponent of the female gaze, and Elliott describes some of the lesser-known sexually explicit Disney cartoons of the 60's.Movies recommended in this episode:CitizenfourFaultsIt Follows Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop...
Apr 18, 2015•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 219
Ep. #175 - Winter's Tale
We return to the "romantic fantasy" genre that served us so well (?) with Upside Down as we discuss the Colin Farrell vehicle, Winter's Tale. Meanwhile, Dan explains Aerosmith's magic powers, Elliott implores a horse to help him make his booty call, and Stuart wonders whether he was the one in Spaceballs. Movies recommended in this episode:Run All NightIt FollowsLove Affair, or the Case of the Missing Switchboard Operator Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https:...
Apr 04, 2015•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 218
Ep. #174 - That Awkward Moment
It's the MaxFun drive! And, though Stu is in Puerto Rico, we pulled out the big guns with a return appearance by Hallie Haglund! She adds some much needed perspective to the asshole-dude-based RomCommery of That Awkward Moment. Meanwhile Elliott reveals his hatred of smooth men who have a lot of sex, Dan is, yet again, accused of racism, and Hallie can't get over the similarity between our lead actress and farts.Movies recommended in this episode:Cold in JulyAll Good ThingsMan is Not a Bird Help...
Mar 21, 2015•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 217
Ep. #173 - Transcendence
Turns out that being Christopher Nolan's cinematographer is not the same thing as being Christopher Nolan, as we found out when we endured Transcendence. Meanwhile Elliott explains Dan's unusual way of reading, Stuart has a Transmorphers flashback, and Dan sings a little cow opera. Movies recommended in this episode:The Evil ClergymanThe Woman on the BeachSunshine Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop...
Mar 07, 2015•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 216
Episode #172 - Dorothy's Return
There's just something about a terrible kids' movie that brings out the best (?) in us, so we dive headfirst into the CGI flop Legends of OZ: Dorothy's Return . Meanwhile, Stuart gives important advice to our kidnapped listeners, Dan inadvertently pitches the new hit movie "Uncatchable," and Bizzarro Elliott makes an appearance. Movies and TV recommended in this episode: Sorcerer Wild Logan's Run Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop...
Feb 21, 2015•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 215
Episode #171 - No Good Deed
Flop House repeat offender Idris Elba romances Taraji P. Henson in the Valentine's Day favorite No Good Deed. Wait, did we say "romances?" We meant "terrorizes." Meanwhile Elliott tells us of James Bond films of the future, Dan tries to play a game of Radio Zork, and Stuart introduces the new Sweet Amazing Candy Penis.Movies recommended in this episode:RomaHappy ChristmasCoherence Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop...
Feb 07, 2015•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 214
Episode #170 - Transformers: Age of Extinction
We will never watch anything with nearly three hour bloat again, so enjoy the special snowflake that is us talking about the most recent Bayhem, Transformers: Age of Extinction. Meanwhile, Elliott explains how to find a Transformer's clitoris, Stuart keeps on Castle Freakin' on, and sleepy Dan (sort of) returns.Movies recommended in this episode:Winter LightZRock N Roll Nightmare Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop...
Jan 24, 2015•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 213
Episode #169 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles LIVE
Recorded on 1/9/2015 in front of a live, sold out crowd in The Bell House in Gowanus, Brooklyn. A huge thanks to Mr. Matt Carman (1/2 of the excellent zine "I Love Bad Movies") for recording the show and making sure we sound as good as we do. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop
Jan 10, 2015•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 212
Episode #168 - Rage
Merry Cagemas everyone! The store was all out of Left Behind (well... it hasn't been released to video or streaming yet), so we got you a Rage. We hope you're not too disappointed. Meanwhile Elliott reads the Looney Tunes dinner specials, Dan reveals the medical source of his word-slurring, and Stuart just can't stop chewing. Movies recommended in this episode:NightcrawlerFoxcatcherFor a Few Dollars More9 Deaths of the Ninja Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at htt...
Dec 27, 2014•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 211
Episode #167 - From Justin to Kelly
Song of the autumn contest winner Jason MacIssac decreed that we should be subjected to legendary season-one-of-American-Idol ancillary flop From Justin to Kelly. Did he take it easy on us, or is there now a bounty on his head? Meanwhile Stuart introduces his innovative new restaurant concept, and Elliott murders Dan on air. Movies recommended in this episode:Inherent ViceThe Hobbit: Battle of the Five ArmiesNine Days of One Year Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member a...
Dec 13, 2014•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 210
Episode #166 - Pompeii
A returning Flop House director guides a cast of returning Flop House stars in an eruption of mediocrity named Pompeii. Meanwhile Stu asks a provocative question about Cenobites, Elliott reveals an early draft of a Robert Louis Stevenson classic, and Dan debuts his new hit character. Movies recommended in this episode:VolcanoHouseboundThe HurricaneThe Chant of Jimmie Blacksmith Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop...
Nov 29, 2014•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 209
The Flop House_ Episode #165 - Robocop (2014)
Detailed show notes canceled on account of Dan being sick with Mongolian death flu. Movies recommended in this episode:The Woman ChaserShort Term 12Phase IVJohn Wick Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop
Nov 15, 2014•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 208
The Flop House: Episode #164 - 300: Rise of an Empire
Thus we enter November, the month known for having "No" theme. And, appropriately, we watched one of the most generic of modern action sequels, 300: Rise of an Empire . Meanwhile, Elliott lectures on Noid avoidance, Dan makes a public apology relating to one type of music and attacks another, and Stu makes an exciting announcement for enjoyers of comical books. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop...
Nov 01, 2014•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 207
The Flop House: Episode #163 - Dracula 3D
Shocktober continues/ends with Dario Argento totally forgetting everything he knew about filmmaking (and we don't even like him that much) with Dracula 3D . Meanwhile, Dan reveals the alternate, director's cut ending to Escape (The Pina Colada Song), Elliott out-pervs the pervazoid with his demands for more nudity, and Stuart once again astounds with his facility for accents. Movies recommended in this episode:Shadow of the VampireDuelThe Hitcher Help support this show and unlock bonus content! ...
Oct 18, 2014•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 206
The Flop House: Episode #162 - The Quiet Ones
BOOOOOGENS! Welcome to the first episode of SHOCKTOBER 2014 (and the first episode officially under our new podcast network, MaxFun). And because we would never Halloween trick you, instead we're treating you to a guest appearance by Hallie Haglund, sitting in with the OP's, to discuss The Quiet Ones. Meanwhile, Elliott lists all the great MaxFun podcasts, Stuart once again shows his ignorance of all things Internet, and Hallie puts Dan in his place. Movies and TV recommended in this episode: Fr...
Oct 04, 2014•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 205
The Flop House: Episode #161 - A Talking Cat!?!
Smalltember continues with perhaps the smallest movie we've ever covered, the bad movie new classic "A Talking Cat!?!" Meanwhile Stuart entertains the lizard representative of Harlem, Elliott gives helpful mnemonic devices for the major German directors, and Dan does some research into the pervy past of the movie's creative team. Movies recommended in this episode:Intimate LightingThe GuestEnemy Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop...
Sep 20, 2014•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 204
The Flop House: Episode #160 - God's Not Dead
The OP's are all back in action, celebrating the all-NEW made-up holiday of "Smallvember." First up, the Christsploitation film "God's Not Dead" filled with the straw-manniest straw men outside of a county fair. Meanwhile Elliott and Detective Columbo disprove the flat Earth theory, Stuart reveals a surprising knowledge of the Christian rock genre, and Dan announces a new contest! Movies recommended in this episode:Jodorowsky's DuneThe Last of SheilaThe One I Love Help support this show and unlo...
Sep 06, 2014•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 203
The Flop House: Episode #159 - Walking with Dinosaurs
Thanks to his series of enraged tweets on the matter, we invited comedy writer and pop culture expert Kevin Maher on the show to discuss the enragingly anthropomorphized Walking with Dinosaurs. Meanwhile Dan pervazoids up the Crypt Keeper, Kevin unleashes his dad rage, and Stuart yet again shows his understanding of America's youth.Movies recommended in this episode:Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (1982)Into the Woods (American ...
Aug 23, 2014•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 202
The Flop House: Episode #158 - Labor Day
No movie has sexualized pastry so much since American Pie, yet somehow Labor Day is even less erotic than Jason Biggs balls-deep in apple filling. Meanwhile Stuart does some brilliant voice work, Dan loves the versatility of DVDs, and Elliott regales the world with Tales of Ruck.Movies recommended in this episode:The Crazies (1973)The Crazies (2010)Edge of TomorrowAlan Partridge Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop...
Aug 09, 2014•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 201
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