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Trend Setters

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A day turns into two, two morphs into three, but does it lead to 365?

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Kaboom. If you've thought more hours a day, minutes a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse, to clearinghouse of hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere as we loviate all throughout your Saturday Saturday Saturday. We do this

now eight days a week. The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller a spinoff of the Overnight Show. We thank you for finding the podcast, Share the podcast, give the gift of the podcast, Give the gift of the podcast to others, and we can grow the audience here. That's the goal. We want many people to listen to. The show can continue and we can all be happy together. Right, we'll make a little more any the whole thing. But listen, listen, listen, listen.

Four hours a night clearly not enough. We're joined yet again by a man who's back at shocking here back to back days. They're not bogged down by something else. Gagon David gascon I thought I wouldn't go out on Friday. The happiest close on earth das mine. It's a little place. I'm not disappointed, Ben Mally, it's the only place. I'm not disappointed. But I'm here. I'm loud and proud and gonna be back in the in the studio. So I, um, I feel much better after a long week of fasting.

I was fantastic and oh yeah, this is this is great. I had an absolutely fantastic Thursday. Um. A relative of mine and will not say what what part of the family, but because of mine is uh, I will say he is like the he's like your roll, this Chapman of of the stock market, and he was painting the black at ninety nine miles per hour over the last couple of days, and we were just talking and he gave me some blistering stuff. Let me just tell you, Ben

mallor um amc is is doing pretty fucking good. Oh is that right recovered? It's quite well. It's vibr you. You're you're patting yourself on the back. Well, thanks for letting me know about you were asleep. You were like dead asleep. I gotta tell you, it's good to know that you have reached out and said, hey, I got something for you, and you know, you know, I really do want to embrace the friendship that we have here. No, I know, I think you would agree with dog eat

dog at all. It just seems like it's doggy. No, it does not, it's uh what might be doggy dog rolled? I don't know. You tell me, I I think you would agree that I do a lot for you. I think, yeah. I think my tiny violin out exactly and the violin down the tables have been turned a little bit. So it's a real SOB story. It's a real it's a real stars a struggle. It's like Rocky Balboa, the original one. Let me get my tissue here. I'm shedding crocodile tears.

My heart bleeds for you. Think you would definitely agree with the fact that I do work hard for us, So just listen. I don't want to have a lot of money. I am a talk to you, a host of the people for the people, and by the people, and my magic lies and my people ties. So I cannot have a lot of money because then I would not be a man of the people. I'd be like you. Let me, let me share it with you then this

fast was amazing. Um, I undertand I am the O G of fasting fast because you're fat doesn't mean the you're fasting because you weight. How many consecutive fast do you have? I don't go to your app right now? Go to your app right now? How many consecutive fast do you have? Go ahead, go to the app, to the app. I'll take a look, but go to the act while I look at that. I like ship last weekend and I was coming back home from San Diego

and I needed to change some things up. So I started on Sunday night at nine o'clock and I said, fuck it, I'm going three days, seventy two hours with the fast. And I pulled it off Wednesday night. I broke the fast with egg whites, sweet potatoes and a little bit of kiwi. It was It was tough. It was really challenging, especially because you're a little bit different when you fast because I work out. You don't. I do work out. No, I mean like actually pushing weight

and exercising hard that I'm on the treadmill. That's hard work. Oh my gosh, that it's hard working. I'm talking about like strength training here. Ben I'm talking about, like, you know, what are you gonna play for the rams? What do you care? We're talking about living until a hundred and twenties, So I gotta try to get there at least, right, not gonna live under the skinniest guy in the most work the most have worked out. You know the Donnas dies, Donnas did die. I Uh, day one was okay, Day

two was really challenging. But by day three, get a little bit of water, some electro lights. I don't know how you do it, because you've gone what you've gone? My record two hours, right, yes, I that was only because my gall bladder was in the hospital. They would not allow me to eat. I was on a forty eight hour fast when I went to the hospital, and they didn't want me to eat for like another two days. Because of the situation, I fasted for ninety hours, my

longest fastest ninety hours. So I've had a couple of seventy two hour fast. So what they do I v protein into when you're at the hospital. Uh, they were giving me like fluids and stuff. But it was I was messed up, man. I was like in bad shape because I yeah, it was not good. But nine what did you just say? I said, I should have wouldn't see it. I should have went to go see that. Don't worry. My dad didn't go either, so sorry, And that was back when you go to hospital. I love

my old man. I said, you know, Dad, I'm in the hospital. You didn't go. Well, I don't like going to hospital, I said, what the hell like? That's what he said. I said, who the hell doesn't? Who the hell likes going? I didn't like going either. You know I don't like going either, but I was there. Jeez. So question now when I do a long fast and I'm a little different because I'm super human with my gold ladder. Um uh. When you finally eat something you then have to um it turns into a poop fest. Yes,

I mean Mina Zuma's revenge. It's right away, run run to the squatty potty. So I got I got screwed up. So I ate at nine fifteen on Wednesday night. I went to bed at midnight, and then the attack came at four am. I hadn't wake up and I could not go back to sleep. I was up. So I take the bad with the good, because when I woke

up at four I couldn't sleep. My cousin, who was obviously working monitoring the stock market, texted me at six or six third in the morning and said, hey, look for certain things at certain things popped and I jumped right on and the market opened. Well, first, I think that's insider trading. So I think you're in. I think that's insider trading. It sounds like insider trading. Whatever. You're not cheating filled knuckleson all the sudden. Yeah, I think

you're going to jail. Uh. And then I wouldn't say that if you would call me. I was awake at six thirty in the morning. Why were you awake at six thirty of the morning. I'm always awaken, you know what, you know my schedule. When I go to sleep, I'm up at that time, up at all hours I sleep. I sleep during the mid morning early afternoon is when I that's discussed. You were up three and a half hours after your show ended. Yes, every day I'm up

three and a half hours after my show ends. At least I usually stay up for like five hours after my showing. See that's aday instead of producing your own show, that you have to do everything and you can't. You can't have any downtime. Yeah. Yeah, it's a slight, slight problem. So you didn't get the Tennessee trots though after you pooped. I still can't be over that. Man, that's that's wild. No, But I mean at four am, it was game on. Yeah, it was like someone violently hit me in the stomach

and woke me up. Yeah, with the gall bladder and my other people out there that have agonized with the gold bladder, you know this how awkward and uncomfortable it can be. Um, but yeah, within an hour, within an hour after you eat, if you fasted, it is a sprint to the pool and you're on the poop train and you are you're going for it. But see, I didn't eat. I don't know what you eat when you break your fast. They did egg whites and sweet potatoes,

and I don't eat that. Ship. I'll eat a burger, I'll eat tacos or whatever, and I'll get a good meal, because good greasy meal, because I feel like I've deserved it. Yeah, but it's an instant insulin spike for you. And at the same time, I'll that grease and the cholestero. I was gonna go right to your gut. And come foaming out. So that's fine. Probably why I didn't have that happened to me. I have a great toilet. I have toilet paper from Costco Charman brand. Uh. So yeah, I'm good.

I have all the first world great things that we have in life. The biggest challenge, I don't know, if you go through this when you're on the treadmill, is the brain fog, the brain frog, where you just kinda yeah, you don't feel like you're drunk, but you do feel like you're in a daze a little no, you know, there's Actually I'm glad we brought this up because there was another study that I I saw this week that

I did not use yesterday. That intermittent fasting my obsession. Right. Uh, it's become pretty common here bird fat, lose weight and all that stuff. A new study though, fines that it

holds cognitive benefits as well. This is King's College, London and they say accorded to this this new report out, Uh, it helped intermitute fasting, helped improve of the long term memory retention of a group of lab mice, right, and the eating routine even fostered the generation of new adults nerve cells in the mice's brains, but that we're growing our brains. Well, my brain is so big right now, Oh my god, it's awesome. But those are the stages, so you have to get to certain hours to hit

those marks. I'm going to the study that says authors are hopeful obviously their findings will I mean interminute fasting may offer similar memory benefits to humans as well, because often lab mice and humans. That's why they use mice and in labs we know that, uh says. On a more technical level, according to study Fines, after following a calie restrictive diet, which fed the animals every other day, the lab mice displayed an increase in a boy I

don't know how to pronounce this. It's a gene ex suppression. Scientists have called this gene the longevity gene, and now the research is showing that this plays a major role

in the production of new neurons. Yeah, so your goal is to get to what they call a top a g Yes, yes, yes, So a top a gy basically is the process of your cells and your tissues rejuvenating, so it's almost like your body is recycling itself, and that's where you want to get to But that's twenty four hours in so obviously during the week when you work, you're clearing that easily. Everyone. Well, I I try to do too. I used to do a sixty five hour a week, but I lately my wife enjoys me eating

with her on Sunday. It's a social thing. So I used to skip Sunday, but so now I I don't eat, uh you know, from Sunday afternoon until like Tuesday evening or something like that. But it's like it's usually about forty five to forty eight hours. I do two of those a week and then the rest of the time I usually go twenty two to twenty four hours between eating. So now, have you gotten your annual physical yet? Uh? No? Remember last at the end of last year, I had

a around Halloween. I had a full blood work up because I thought I had diabetes because I had a tremendous headaches. And the doctor told me it was because I had been you know, I was not used to eating massive amounts of candy anymore, and I did, and so I had to spike and so it made me seem like I my head was spinning. Um. But yeah, my blood work actually were like, how did you know? A lot of the the funk, like my liver and things improved, and they were like, how did this happen?

And I'll be curious if you if you get your physical this year, what your blood work will be like if you're in the middle of a fast, because that's what I want to try to do. Yeah, and I try. I have done some blood work with the fast and stuff. You know, it's I don't know that it matters that much. I know from talking to doctors in the past about like medication, it takes like three months of regular use for that to really get going, you know. That's what

I was told. Maybe the guy was pulling my chain here, but that's that's what they said, So I don't I didn't feel angry at all. I felt at times I felt starving, but I was never in a bad mood. There was moments where I had brain fog. There's times the gym I felt ghased, but then there are other moments I felt really really good and obviously, operating on an empty stomach, if you're doing something, you don't think about being hungry at all, UH think, yeah, yeah, yeah,

that's it. And I drink a lot. Do you drink water when you're fast? Yeah, that's what I do. I so I it's like a mind trick. You feel your I fill my stomach with water, so I I don't feel like I'm hungry. You know, there is I have noticed, like after around the sixteen seventeen eighteen hour mark, my stomach kind of growls a little bit. There's like a growling sensation. But once you get past that, I don't really feel the effects. And until until you get to

around sixty hours. Then I started, I would feel it again. I don't know how you do that in the regular The longest I've ever gone was thirty eight hours, and then Sunday night I just said I'm gonna do seventy two. It was go to go to the app, Go to the app? All right? How many current fast do you have in a row? Um? I just have that one? So you didn't you didn't fast before that? Oh? Yeah, because you were picking out in San Diego. What's your

longest streak of fast? Uh? It is eleven days? Eleven days. You want to take a guess with my longest streak of fasting, I'm gonna say twenty nine. You think I've gone twenty nine consecutive days with fasting, all right, Um my streak is that three hundred and thirty consecutive. It's actually longer than that because it the app pisses me off because it counts the forty eight hour and the sixty four hour fast as one fast. Right, So I've

actually been fasting for over a year. But I have to get to three sixty five and then I just between us, I told my wife, I said that I would stop at that point, but I don't plan on stopping. I plan on keep going. I might for her purposes. She gets very annoyed the the time between you, So I might say on the weekends, all fast for like thirteen hours or something like that, you know, because yeah, just to kind of for her do her a solid. But during the week I'm still gonna do mine. Yeah.

I I interpreted your fasting as, yeah, like if you went for forty eight hours, that's just one fast, not like every other day, or you know when you go sixteen on and eight off or whatever that may be. At least you're not some asshole that goes to the restaurant after and says I can only order water, and I don't know peppers or some ship because you're in the middle of a No, no, no, I don't. I avoid all restaurants and all meals. I do not want any of that when I am fast. Yeah, when I

am fasting, avoid that. We have let's see here, we have pop quiz. You want some pop quiz? Sure? Sure? All right, this is some pop quizzes. There are things I found, random things I found around the interweb, and we call it pop quiz. How amazing? How wonderful is that? All right? A a new survey, thirty of workers say this is the most embarrassing thing to happen to them during a work meeting. What is it? They farted? No, Now,

you can hide a fart if it's not allowed one you. Yeah, there's ways you can squeeze your tookis and not have it be allowed. It's actually a hiccup. Oh yeah, that would be that. That would be a mouth fart, the hiccup. Do you get hiccups a lot? No, but I wouldn't. I wouldn't consider that embarrassing. That's embarrassing my wife has. I don't get a lot of hiccups. Every once in a while, my wife gets them quite a bit, and she she is annoyed by them when they happen. But

you know, genetics, what are you gonna do? You know, it happens from time at a time. Uh, most people own one of these, and research shows it has twice as many germs as a toilet seat. What is it? In fact, it's probably gonna get a lot of use this weekend barbecue? Yeah the barbecue grill. Wow, Yeah, but isn't the way it works? Like my theory on the barbecue, and I'm the grill master, grill master Benny Benny's Barbecue.

But my thing is with the barbecue, like, once you turn it on and get it up to five degrees before you cook again, doesn't that kill all the germs? So what's the point you know? I mean, the germs might be there living after the barbecue, But then once you crank the barbecue grill on and you get that thing really going, doesn't the heat then kill all the germs and then you're good to go, unless you just start dousing with alcohol prior to doing any of that.

Of course, then you do that, you get a massive explosion. But yeah, it doesn't seem like a good idea to my to me guess it doesn't seem like a why I'm just thinking fire alcohol. Those are things that kill germs in bacteria. But yeah, alcohol and kerosene. Is that a good mix. Let's see, let's find out type that. What does Google say? Just Google? Sorry us see what they see? The feds that come over here and inquire

about what I'm doing online? Uh huh uh oh, yeah, you were supposed to hook me up with that VPN. How's that going? By the way, I've been talked to that guy in a while. Yeah, I wonder why. I wonder why I haven't talked to him. He's been overseas. You have, Well, this in phones work, Believe it or not. People make phone calls all around the world, this little blue marble. It's shocking. It really is shocking. Yeah, can email, There's a lot of ways you can do it, all right.

Compared to last year, sales of this product have gone up four hundred percent. Wait repeat that one more time. Compared to sales of this particular product have gone up by more than fo cell phones. No video games, no, no, no, that's terrible. And people playing more video games than ever last year because they had nothing to do. They have no jobs, and they were sitting on their Yeah, but a new PlayStation came out, New games are being downloaded.

Games come out every year. It's a scam like the TVs. You know, you gotta come out with the new by the new newest TV technologies. All scam those people in electronic world. The answer is luggage. Gonna go on a little roady, need some luggage. I gotta get down to the airport so they can check your VAX card before you get on the plane. It's all right there. Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show

weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays two a m Eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the I Heart Radio app. Absolutely uh nearly forty of people say you can consider yourself a sophisticated adult if you're able to speak about this subject. I'm gonna tell you I'm I am a sophisticated adult by this particular animals. No kids talk about animals. Children talk

about animals, Yeah, but specific animals. Like knowing the difference between a bowl and an ox um. I don't know what about It's something that's already been discussed on this show. How about that, Mr West of the four oh five medicine? The answer? The stock market? The stock market. That's that's it. I'm not gonna talk intelligently about that. I'm just to sit back. And it was it was the stock again. You didn't tell me about it was? Oh my, so I got it. I'm checking. Hold on, I'm going to

the app. Hold on a second, be a little upset. But let me tell you this while you're checking the app. I did you buy it today? It was just a couple of days ago. Oh no, no, no, I bought it. I bought it on Thursday. I bought it Thursday morning. But Thursday morning. Yeah, but I've also bought it five months ago. And how much did you pay for or five months ago? Sixteen fifty? It was pretty good, my cousin. How much did you get? I had like two eighteen shares? Hold?

What's wrong? You got it sixteen two eeen or two shares at sixteen? Hold the math on that I'm pulling. I'm pulling the Just bear with me on this. Let me get the calculator I'm using Mallard math come next. Alright, so to eighteen and then okay, I'm looking at how much it's gone up since that price point. All right, I mean that's that's a good amount of I mean

it's not it's not like game Change. It's not like the guy at Morgan Sachs who bought doge coin and then sold it when it went up to seventy when it spiked up to seventy and then retired at forty something. It's not like that. No made some money. But well that that stock was dead in the water for a while. It went below ten. I think it went down like eight because every theater was closed from sea to shooting.

Talking about on I'm talking about in January when there was this massive jump by people on Reddit, you know game stop and AMC where those they're trying to squeeze the shorts and so it worked for game Stop, it did not work for a m C. And so a lot of people panics and sold all their positions and did the panic. They were they were like, hey, I'm making money, I'm I'm out done. No, But when the markets started coming down on them, they panics sold. They didn't hold onto it. I did. I held on to

it my my cousin. My cousin crushed me. He's like, you need to cut your loss. As I said, I'm I'm going to full nine. Man, I'm going to the full nine. And today was was my ninth inning. Curtains. Well, only if you have sold it. I did sell it. Okay, they made your profit. Oh yeah, okay, good. You know you're gonna get dinked on the tax on that are the capital game. Well, you know what they say, being taxed on something is better than not getting taxed on nothing.

I got you all right. About a third of households have two of these, uh routers, vacuum cleaners, vacuum cleaners. Okay, uh it's not much, but four percent of people say they wouldn't be able to identify this common sound. It's something you often hear at night. Um, a tugboat, no horn. Crickets crickets, Yeah wow, I don't hear crickets during the day. They must they must, they must work during the day, and they sleep at night and make their noise or else.

The advice versa like owls. Yeah, yeah, I still love why I I grew up in there were these big eucalyptus trees where I grew up, and there would be owls flying around. Is pretty cool. Easy to see when you're a kid. It's like, wow, look at that owls right outside. Uh. Twenty of parents cringe when their child does this, especially in public. What is it? They pissed their pants? No belt but one rip? Yeah, not the hiccup. The hiccup is the is un You can't control it.

The belt you can conceivably control. Yeah, the days of Willy Wonka. All right, Now here's the here's a shocking result. A new study says, when it comes to our underwear, three of men and women have this in They don't wear any no, they this is shocking. They turned their undis inside out wear them a second time? What the Yeah? Wow, that's pretty nasty, isn't it. That's lazy and nasty. Imagine the smells too, because you're still getting the smell of

the the fuck. Yeah, be better off being like Money Mayweather. The legend of Floyd maywhether he never wears the same underwear twice? Yeah? Yeah, pretty pretty wild of adults say they this was the ultimate job when they were teenagers. What is it working on a movie theater. That is correct, work in a movie theater. Did you ever work in a movie theater? You worked at a restaurant? No, I worked at Yeah, I worked at Petros's dad's restaurant, and then I also worked for the old health club Ballet

Total Fitness the second job, and I was nineteen. It was awesome. It would be cool of the movie theater because it's not that hard and it's pretty easy, I would think, right, like nachos and liquorice and popcorn and popcorn, Oh the popcorn. Alright. Couples have argued about this, and I'm in. We've had domestic squabbles at the Mallard Mansion over this particular thing, and I've been proven correct by

the way. The Christmas tree Nope, the kitchen no. The answer is rinsing or not rinsing the dishes before the dishwasher. M What is your position. We've talked about this before. What is your position? Well, I feel like that there's any sticky food, you need to rinse it off first. Yes, I am a pro rinse guy. I feel like the dishwasher is the last line the you should rinse off all the food gunk on the dishes. And then the dishwasher is the final line of defense that will make

them all nice and pretty again. But but you can't. When I when I first got together, the white they were the dishes would be done, and they would just put them in covered in peas and tomato sauce and all that, and the bottom of the dishwasher was the most disgusting thing I'd ever seen. I was like, what the hell is going on here? And I'm like, no, you gotta rinse these dishes off. When I became the dishwasher at that point, yeah, but it makes no sense,

especially if you're trying to wash tuppleware. If you have pasta or anything sticky and tuppleware, you have no choice but to scrub it out before you throw it into the dishwasher. Otherwise it's not coming out at all. Well, some people choose not to do the rinse. Their anti rins people, they're anti rinsers. Wow, And I don't know what you can do. I don't know if there's a vaccine for these people. But it's not right. In a recent survey, parents said their kids can only do this

for half an hour before they get bored. Only half an hour. What is it read. No, it's probably less than that. Then here's go outside and play. Wow. Really yeah, I'm old. But when I was a kid, we would go out after school and my my mom was like, all right, come back when the sun's going down, that's

the rule, and we would be out. We would be out from like three o'clock in the afterno when we finished the homework three o'clock in the afternoon until eight o'clock or whatever the sun went down the same I loved it, man. We had bikes. We were going all over the place and it was fun. Not half an hour. I gotta get back to the video games, so odd, you gotta get back to the games, man. The gamers life is a gamer's life for me. It's a gamer's life for me. All right, what do we have a

couple more here? It is pop quiz you can play along. Out of the households that have one of these items, only about continue to use them even though they're not that cheap. Dude. It's one of these seen things in life that seemed like a good idea, but not someone a gazebo, no, something for entertainment, but because you can see a gazebos for entertainment, but something for entertainment surround sound Uh no, a pool table? Oh yeah, pool table, But that takes up a lot of room. Yeah, they are.

They do take up a lot of room, and they're cool. But once you've played pool for a couple of months, don't you kind of get tired? Unless you're Minnesota fats. Yeah, and you're like, okay, I'm good if you're better off just getting a pool app on your yeah. Yeah. And I've heard from people that own pools that they don't like pools after a while because the maintenance and you know,

oh yeah, the upkeeping cleaning it. According to a new survey of married couples, wives are more likely than husbands to remember this fact about their relationship. What is it? I'm in this camp. By the way, my significant other remembers this. I do. Not your first kiss, well kind of, it's the date of the first date. Okay, yeah, I don't remember that. I don't. I know the wedding anniversary. I'm proud I can remember that, but that's it. I don't need to know the other stuff. Right, where did

you guys go on your first date? Uh? We went, we met in Pasadena or you're trying to go to the movies. Right, yeah, we're gonna go to the movies. And then she did the bait and switch on me and said, no, no, let's just talk. Oh crap, I gotta talk. I want to go see a movie, so I don't have to talk. I don't have to talk to you. I want to see a movie. Leave me alone. And she got the last laugh though she left you and then came back. That is true. That is that

is accurate. She did did have that on the resume. Let's see what else do we have. Let's see page down, page down here. A new survey asked Americans what they believe the ultimate status is. More than half of men said this. What is it? Vaccine card? Now, I'm just kidding. That's for you guess status symbol? Um a luxury sudan. Uh No, it's owning a luxury home like a mansion, like the Mallard mansion. That's a status symbol. Yeah, absolutely, yeah,

all right, the one more here, one more. Fifty of people admit they've gotten this and had to call or they've forgotten this. They've forgotten this and had to call someone for help. I need your help. Um their wall to their purse. Wallater Purson. Is that your final answer? Yeah, it's no Ah. This was actually a movie back. This movie came out twenty one years ago in two thousand. Dude, where's my car? Yeah? People forget where they parked their car. Oh God, that must be I've never why I'm trying

to have I done that. I've been a little confused. I don't think I've been like where I couldn't find it for hours or whatever. I knew that I usually knew the general area where I parked the car, but I know something. I have had a few incidents where I walked back to the car and I thought I parked it in one place I didn't see it, so I thought I got stolen, and then I had it was just a brain fart, and then I remembered Dodger Stadium and the Great Western Form or bad spots to

lose your car. Well, actual, I've told the story far. In Kansas City, I was at a Royals game with the wife, and you know, they had those big parking lots between Arrowhead Aero State Aerohead Stadium in the Chief in Cofference Dame. So we parted and we were not familiar with the ball parking, the layout and all that, and it's massive parking lot, Like, holy crap, where's our car? And so we were walking and we had a rental car,

this white rail car. So I clicked the thing that I was clicking to try to get in this as moment I clicked the the unlock thing. This the doors like you could hear the sound. It opened up. So we went in the car and it was it wasn't our car. Somebody else at the same exact time had had hit the button and we're like, we got in the car that I don't think this is our car, and uh, it wasn't. It's wild it's Grand theft auto.

Maller that time, that's it Grand theft auto. How what is the what are the odds that it would be the same car, the same make of the car, uh, same area of the parking lot and at the exact same time you hit your button up thinking you're opening your car. It's they're doing They're doing the same thing. The odds odds are probably as as high as you getting COVID and dying from it. Oh yeah, that's a third round. That's a third round. That's so what I

don't know about that. I don't know about that that They can't use that line, you know how to use that line. That's a bad job about you. Yeah. Anyway, all right, listen, have a wonderful rest. You're set. I've got a big fat mail bag. Look forward to that. I Guesscon's not looking forward to that, not in the least because he will be the pinata at a child's birthday party. Everyone gets a swing. You get a swing, You get a swing. You in the back, you want

to swing? Okay, yeah, you kick him, swing the bat right in the nuts, right in nuts right there. All right, we have a great day. We'll talk to you tomorrow. Take care, Aloha mahallow enjoy the holiday weekend. Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the I Heart Radio app.

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