The Fifth Hour: "No One Will Hear That" Mail Bag

NFL season. Don't say that day. I don't want to hear that. Danny. Well, you never know. Maybe they'll add more games or something like that. But it is the last scheduled Sunday for the National Football League, which is not terrible news because Danny, you know what happens when we get to the playoffs. That's always fun. And then after the playoffs the silly season. We love the silly season. Every day there's a new crop of bullshit, there's a bottom.

I ready to bring the gas that the insiders make up because they make their living making up bullshit and we love it and we get to break down the bullshit whether we believe it or not. It's so much fun, so much fun, and we have that to look forward to after the playoffs are done. Who won the NFL book up last year? I believe Eddie. I think Eddie one last year. Yeah. Yeah, well, and we have that's right with the book them to look forward to as well.

But right now we have a bunch bunch of random emails that are between hay and grass, not easily categorized, and they're all over the map. That's the one of the things we love about the the mail Bag. You know ever know what you're gonna get. And if you're new to the podcast, and based on the numbers, there are actually some new people listening. God bless you. Thank God for that. And if you want to join the mail bag, we have a lot of the same people that email us every week, but we also have new

people and we'd love to hear new voices. If you'd like to be part of the fun, we'd also love to hear old voices. Wink wink, nudge nudge. Some of the people that used to email us all the time. You never know what happened. You wonder like some of these people would emails every week and then they stopped emailing us. Are they okay? Did they did we say something to offend them? Did they have a medical condition? Like you never know. It's it's the weird thing about that.

But but anyway, we we were. We're ready to go here with the podcast. You want to email me, you can do it right now. You don't have to wait, You don't have to wait. Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com, Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. Are you ready for this? Danny? You're prepared? Yeah? Strike up the band for asked bend two point Oh, it's our guy, ohio All. I feel like this whole show musically, we we need a tip of the cap to our buddy ohio All. He's provided us not only the mail bag,

but he's added you heard it yesterday. Pop goes the culture all right? The first once from Barry in Nashville. He says, Yo yo mo, Benny and Danny, help enlighten all of us. Why do callers, after waiting for hours on hold, they finally get on the air and they speak with you, and then they asked to go back on hold. This makes no sense to me. Barry says, There are many ways to listen to the show, doing it on hold seems the least attractive. Why are these

numbscles asking to go back on hold? So there's a few reasons for that, Barry. First of all, I disagree with your statement that being on hold is the least attractive way to listen. I would say no, because you actually get to hear the un filtered addition to the show. Yeah, there's a lot of things that don't get broadcast, that get dump because people have potty mouths and we can't broadcast and unto rest to radio, and some stuff doesn't even make the podcast because we have to cut it

out of the podcast. You get to hear the in its raw state here on Fax Sports Radio, God Radio College. So there's that. As far as why people would ask to go back and hold, sometimes it's because they're out of radio reception. The only way they can hear the show is on the phone. Other times I don't know, like Jet who fled, I don't know what's on with that guy. But there's reasons for it, like sometimes maybe they can't talk at that moment, they think they'll be

able to talk a little bit later. There's things like that, right, Danny Huny. I also think some listeners like to listen in real time because there's obviously a delay on affiliates as well as the Fox Sports Radio app. Yes, yeah, for sure, there's a very long delay, not quite as long as there used to be. But I was there when the big delay came, and we always had a delay. But we freaked out. Everyone in radio freaked out years ago. Has it been twenty years since Janet Jackson showed her

boobies or is it only been like fifteen years. I don't know. My ass feels so good right now. We just keep adding years on. But that Super Bowl in Houston, justin timber Lake and Janet Jackson, when you saw a little nipple and apparently no one had ever seen a nipple before and up close and personal, and that led to all kinds of systems being put in and it was like a big, big ship show for every radio broadcaster and television broadcasting. Although it's impossible, I've tried to

do it, Danny, you can show a nipple on the radio. Possible. There's no nip slippage on the radio. It's never happened before. I'm pretty sure Genie and Medford did it. I have a statin night. John on Well, Jeannie gave you everything. She gave you the full Monty. But anyway, Uh so that's the answer to that. Next up is on the mailback. Steve in Philadelphia says, hey, guys, Ben, I heard heard your meltdown the other day during one of your award

winning Mallard monologues. Uh, you seemed genuinely upset. How did you continue and finished the monologue? Well, Steve, I think you're referencing if I'm correct on this, Um, there was a bit of a walking disaster. This happens every once in a while, Danny on the on the show, we have a lot of moving parts and it's on the the overnight. We do a lot of different features and bits and whatnot. And sometimes we have new people that come on the show. Roberto was under the weather one

night and so we had the new guy. And I don't play a lot of the top of things. Yeah, yeah, he's he's quite the guy. He's been a radio for a while. And um, but you know, we all we all have hiccups. You know, we all fart five times a day or whatever. So anyway, I don't usually play a lot of sound in the monologues. Now, the way this works, I produced the monologues that produced that part of the show, So I get all the audio. Any audio that we play I have to track down. I

have to log it. It's a big pain in the s and I spent a lot of time getting ready for the show, and it's just another thing I have to do. And so but I I I logged the audio, and then I will send it and then the editors will actually cut it up. But I'll be the one that says I need this fifteen second sound bite or I need a seventeen second sound bite. So every once in a while they'll be something already in the system, but most of the time it's stuff I tracked that, right,

So that's how that works, just inside inside radio. So I for some reason, I was feeling frisky on Wednesday, and I decided, you know, there's a lot of good sound bites from different people in the NFL. I would like to incorporate those into my monologues rather than me just pretend to be them and read the quote. So I did. And now, in fairness, in my defense, Danny, at the time I did it, I was on the

assumption Roberto was going to be on the show. Uh. And I didn't get the message until after I had sent the the audio in to be cut up for the show that Roberto was under the weather and he wasn't gonna be able to come in. But I figured I'd wasted all this time. I'm some dimwitted idiot. I wasted all this time. I might as well use the audio anyway. I mean, how hard could it be? And uh and obviously as you if you listen, and I guess this guy in Philly, Steve did it did it

was very awkward. Uh, there's no other way around it. It was not kumbaya. Uh, it was not a Kuna matata. It was what was the disconnect? Did he not know where the audio? Well, no, I'm not sure exactly what happened. I was, you know, everyone saw I blow my gasket and uh, and I'm human talk And I got a little upset because I tossed to the sound bite and then there's like a like a ten second pause, which you don't want that that's a bad sign. That's dead air.

But I figured if I start talking, maybe he'll play it. I don't want to start talking because I'll talk over it. So then he he finally played it, but it was the wrong bite. It was not the bite I had sent in that I had spent all this time logging. It was a different bite. It was a shorter bite. So then I thought, Okay, that must be a mistake, so why don't we throw to it again. Let's play a full bite. So so then I'm like, well, let's

play the full bite. That was a mistake, Dade. That was a tactical era on my part because there was another like five second delay, and I'm bracing myself. I'm like, oh man, I'm I'm starting to get worked up like a volcano, right and I'm getting I'm getting piste off. I'm you know, I'm the one. Nobody knows what's going on behind the scenes. They just know I'm the one

on the air. And uh so five seconds go by, which seemed like ten minutes, and then the sound bite plays and it's the same exacts out bite that we just played that I just complained about. So at that point, I I I just I lost it. But but then I composed myself and and I was able to finish it. Steve, So, yeah, there there have been many more screw ups than that,

We've had some. I mean the most famous one of them all is when I was doing the update and the Royals are having their problems on the road, and then we played I was sabotaged on that. So yeah, that was an Art Martinez, special Artie Martinez, the great Art Martinez, who who's to this day, said what my fault? You know, I just played the sound bite. But anyway, so that's what happened on that was in there and he fixed everything. Right, Let's move on, Let's see what

are we happier? Pierre from the Hot Stove counting all the zeros on Rafael Dever's contract, you congratulations. You can watch Rafael Devers in the Red Sox finishing around five hundred every year for the next eleven. Uh and uh, Pierre says Ben. How surprised were you and the misses when Daddy g and Mrs TINDERRONI asked you to be the godparents of the future Little Rader. Very funny, very funny, Pierre.

I'm sure there's a lot of jockeying, right, Danny for that title for those kind of things, right, there's a lot of movement going on behind the scenes, and family trying to to sway you and and the wife there am I correct on that? Well, you know, it's funny you should ask about that because when I first broke this news on our podcast, you mentioned you being a godfather. I talked to my tender Rowni about that, and she said, we don't we have to be Catholic for that. Nah, No,

I'm not Catholic either. What are you doing? Come on? No? And I told her, I'm like benn Is, benn Is every religion exactly. I represent all people, all sects of religion. Born Jewish of course. But you know that's whatever. You know, Hey, it's a ceremonial thing anyway, right, what else? I don't

even know what else goes into that. It's actual stuff that if you're the Godfather, I think it would be funny though, I say, you know, the Godfather my nicknames, you know, and I'd be like, I'd be a legitimate godfather because I'd be like like the godfather of you know, the future, you know, whatever, you know, Jimmy G Radio or whatever is. Yeah, whatever we decide on his name,

I christen you as the Godfather. There you go say, there, you're right, You're absolutely right, Pierre, good job by you, all right. Next up Mike from Fullerton on the mail bag, He says, I have to second that guy Pete in Cedar Rapids, Iowa last week. You really should quit bullying Bobby, he says, How dare you? What's the quickest you you've seen someone give up on a New Year's resolution, assuming anyone you have you know, actually tries dumb New Year's resolutions,

he says. And also, go ahead and give us the second half of the nicknames. We're all dying to hear them, says, says our friend from Fullerton, Mike from Fullerton. So I don't I don't make New Year's resolutions. I'm trying to think. Nothing really pops in my head. I guess it would be like, hey, I'm not gonna drink, and then you start drinking right at like twelve oh one you start

taking a shot or something like that. But any anything pop in your head there, Danny when it comes to failed New Year's resolutions, Well, yeah, it's something that was talked about on Coveno and Rich a couple of afternoons ago. Did you hear about the story about Equinox? No? What they're like a luxury Jim. Yeah, okay, Dave decided to not accept new members hip applications on New Year's Day. They do not want people who are making it their New Year's resolution to work out, I'll come right now.

This is either to get publicity and to you know, this is it's either a marketing strategy, or they really are pissed about people that just come in and then quit immediately and muck it up for their regulars. Yeah, this is the dumbest thing. This is like McDonald saying we've decided we don't want to sell Big Max right now, we're gonna take a couple of months off from selling

the Big Max. This. If I own no, it would be like them saying, if you're only coming for the mic ribb, oh yeah, yeah, because you're a seasonal customer, bastard. If you're only coming to get in the way of our drive through for our big Mac customer, because you're only in it for the mcribb, we're not gonna sell you a mic ribb. No, but think about if we if we owned a gym like you know, Benny and Danny G's world class, you know, twenty four hour a day, Jim,

some some bullshit, Jim. This is every year is a mitzvah because all these dumbasses sign up for the gym, and I know, I go to the jy. I'm a loser. I go to the gym since my treadmill died up a painful death when I moved into the north Woods and still has not come back from the dead. So I have to go to the gym. And I know every January I see a bunch of new faces, and by usually early February, they're all gone. They're all coming that maybe one or two stick around past mid February

by the time the Super Bowls played. And you know, because they don't have they have they either don't know what to wear. They have the new gym clothes with the tag on it. The women are all dolled up with the makeup on, like what are you doing? Come on, you hit the damn gym and that whold thing. So do you want to hear their statement they put out on social media. Sure, we don't speak January. The company

posted January is a language we don't understand. The statement read a fantasy delivered to your door in a pastel colored box. It talks about change. It wants you to start something when you should be in the middle of it. It thinks time is on its side, it's new, It needs a new outfit before it can begin stalling, shortcutting, giving up. So let me ask you this, Danny. What happens when the marketing department gets a call from the accounting department saying, you know how much money we just

lost because because of this promotion. Now, there was a little bit of a debate between C and R because I think it was Cavino who said, maybe they're just trying to make it seem like they're so exclusive that that would actually drive more attention and more customers their way after this little January stunt is over, because if it's exclusive, then more Layman's wanted. Yeah, I know that's a flaw and human niches. It's like if you charge more,

people think you're getting a better deal or something like that. Right, My argument would be the counter argument would be by the time February comes, people are like, I'll just do it next year. I'll just go I'll sign up for the gym next year. This whole concept of time is a human invention, Like it's it's just come on, all right, Uh, so, and as far as the nicknameth you know, Mike, I don't. I can't. I mean, people get upset when I do

the nickname. God did this last week? I will I only did half last week, so it was more than enough. So I will not tell you that I am known as the Baron of balderdash, big gall bladder. You did that one last week. Hold on, of second, let me give you the other I did this. I really, I've already forgotten. That's a bad that's a bad sign. Danny, all right, the other half of my nicktives. Here we go. Nobody will hear that I am known as everybody's gonna

hear that? Really? Oh you'll edit that out. It's a podcast. It's not live. It's a podcast. I am known as the spin Master of misinformation, the bannering broadcaster, the Beethoven of BS. I'm an idiot, I don't know how much, Kermudgeon of commentary, the Chasm of sarcasm. He blew me off at a hotel near l a x Dare you the Tsar of zany dark night of week night sports radio, Pucci mogul of mischief? Please make it stop. No, no,

it's not gonna stop. Benny the brazen King of zing Moneyball Mallard, I pity the fool that doesn't give me my burto Benny the Bopper. Oh yeah, back in my baseball days, facetious fox like Sultan of Insulting, the Shaman of schaden freude, jumping Jack of wisecrack, insight of overnight medicine.

Man Mallard, I'm a doctor name Bob of Negativity, the Sage of Outrage, Pinnacle of cynical, Prince of preposterous, Professor of propaganda, Hussar of hi perbole No no no, and the mad Hatter of sports chatter, and soon to be the godfather like Benny. We gotta come up if you guys want to suggest that an official you would be the Gradio Godfather. The Gradio Godfather we could come up with.

And if you guys have an idea, and we've got some very creative people, and Mike and Fullerton, Pierre are our guy, Barry and Nashville and so many other people that are very creative, you want to come up with an idea for that the honorary Godfather. We've self self given myself that title, and Danny's given me his blessing, So we're good. Yeah, alright, h next up on the mail back Kevin in Kansas. Right, so he says, are

you used to buy music on singles and albums? I even had a few eight tracks, and then cam cassettes, the c d s and now downloads. Do you guys have a favorite form of listening to music through the years. So I don't really have the music team that much. I love listening to music. I don't have a big music collection, Kevin, although I do have fun memories of going to Tower Records. That was like the coolest thing. Man.

You felt like, really, I'm like, I'm not cool at all, but I walked into Tower Records back in the day and I felt like I was cool because that's where the cool people hung out of Tower Records, especially that one about that Tower Records in Hollywood, that location, Remember that's the one I'm talking about. Yeah, I lived there, and I lived in Hollywood. I used to go up to Sunset and that was like the legendary spot, like

where they're like the big time musicians. He heard stories about like Elton John would go in there to buy his music, you know, and all this ship. Um, I had a friend who met Tupac in there, and I actually bought Tupac I get around Maxie cassette single inside that very tower record store. Yeah that's pretty cool, man, but we're dating ourselves. But yeah, that's my my the thing that popped in my head Kevin, when you brought that up music in the past and buying music Tower records,

that was the spot. And then they died because of what the internet, right, people just downloading music and that was it. That was the death. Yeah, Napster started it all. That was the downfall any other music file sharing and uh boy, I met We did a live broadcast there um in the late nineties with Mariah Carey. Good yeah,

good fond memories of that location right there. Yeah, I mean I love listening to music on vinyl still, and it's one of the reasons why vintage vinyl has made such a comeback because instead of that high digital audio sound with a lot of highs and mids, you get that warm, m analog based low end feel from vinyl and the crackling, the popping, that sound that we heard when we were little kids when our grandparents would be playing their vinyl records. Yeah, it's it's it's all coo.

Remember when I, you know, as a little kid, my mom had a record player and she played she bought like kid music seat, you know, a disc and we'd play that anyway. Jeff from Virginia Rights and he says, Hey, guys, who do you think gave Joe Buck the word on the five minute warm up? Does that come from a producer? That's a that's a kind of a sportive question. It's a great controversy this. Yeah, you'd be screaming about it on the air if it did come from a producer.

I would be throwing the producer under the bush, creating a monster. Of course. Uh no, my theory on that, And I did a monologue about it. Jeff, I don't know if you heard it, but it's it's really a good, good story. It's the whole thing is a dark story by what happened. It is a terrible thing that this guy has his heart stopped twice on the field. They had to give him CPR and resuscitate him. And I'm

just terrible. But that part of the story, that Joe Buck part, is fascinating to me because the NFL, this guy, Troy Vincent is sweat he swears right, He's like, oh no, I would never, I would never. We would never as an NFL tell him five minutes to warm up. But watching that Monday night game, I don't know if you got the same vibe I did, Danny, But the vibe I got was Joe Buck was not in his element. He was very uncomfortable, as I would be, and he

was really kind of going down in flames. He didn't say a lot, and when he spoke, he sounded like really shook up, as you would imagine. So my theory was he was waiting for someone to tell him what was going on, and then once they did that, he just kept repeating it. And so that's he claimed. Buck.

He did an interview with the New York Post, and from what I read, he said that that rule expert on the broadcast is the guy that got the five minute thing from the NFL that they were given five minutes to warm up, and that came directly from the NFL rules expert who used to work for the league. And I don't believe the NFL at all, because the NFL monitors these life that they monitored these broadcasts in real time, and it's all about name image and likeness.

They want to protect the brand and Joe Buck. The first time Joe Bucks had the five minute thing, if that was bullshoy or bullpucky, as our friend Jay Scoop likes to say, then the NFL would have corrected him and said, you can't say that, you take that back. He repeated it three other times in the hour and a half they were on the air, and as a result of that, I'm and also they showed Joe Burrow warming up. Yeah, like, why can't the NFL just say,

you know what? It was a fluid situation. We were trying to figure it out as it was going on. I don't think it of things ever gonna be perfect in a situation like that. Yeah, they can't admit that they screwed up. They can't admit that they left it up. There can't do can't I do it. What was more uncomfortable for me watching was Susie kolberg Uh with her boys Chef Dy and who you know and bugger. Those

two guys wanted to just shut it down. She was trying to move the conversation forward, and so Twitter attacked her as being cold. Yeah, and there's no there's no good situation in that time, because no matter what you say, it's not caring enough. It's not you know, people are so sensitive about that. I'll give you a great example, Dan, you'll appreciate this. So I had mapped the show out the other night when this happened, you know, and these

are radio problems. Who the funk cares? But the way I you the show, I tossed a bunch of stuff out. I try to come up with ideas. I'm spitballing different things I might want to talk about for that night, and you're you're just jotting down some notes on what you want to talk about. And so some nights it goes by really quick. Other nights it takes forever and there's just nothing really that you seem all that interested in. On this night, it was like, there's a lot of

stuff that I really wanted to talk about. I was like, it was exciting. And then I'll do an hour on the NFL game, and I got these other stories I want to I want to rant about let it rip. And then I'm watching the Bengals and the Bills game and living happily ever after there and boom, this this play happens and then I knew at that moment. Once I saw the guy stand up and it was like he fell over, I said, well, that's it. We're gonna

be four hours on that. That's the story. Don't don't bury the lead, my man, and and so I shifted. But we're doing the show, and we're doing serious you know, we're doing updates throughout the overnight on what happened in Buffalo. If you're listening and p pull are getting piste off at me, Danny, They're like, what the funk are you doing? We tune in for the jokes, we tune in for the laughs. You're you're not supposed to be the serious guy.

What's wrong? I'm getting these messages right, And I'm like, wait a minute here, because I've done a few of these shows over the years, and sad stuff happens and things that are depressing and and so you know, so far as we're talking here, and nobody died in this incident, but somebody in the past has died. We've been on the air after accidents, and I was on after the Kobe Bryant helicopter crash, for example, which was a devastating thing.

And you can't accommodate everyone, but you try to do it professionally as a broadcaster, and people are ripping me. So here's the payoff on the story. So people are busting my balls. So I for one minute roughly on the broadcast, I told that. I said, Eddie, do you have any heart attack jokes for the people that want to hear the jokes? Right? Totally sarcastic. Oh no, oh yeah, So now I got you piece of ship. This guy's in the fucking hospital and you motherfucker's are are doing

a heart attack jokes. And it was like, I was totally like tongue in cheek. I was totally tongue in cheek. It was like one minute and immediately I'm getting assault. You can't win, you can't you cannot win. Next up, Angelina writes, and she says, Hi, Ben and Daddy g I like that name for him now, Daddy Angelina says, I heard on last Saturday's podcast the couple's re gift controversy that's right, in which Ben did not show more excitement when it was presented to them. I am absolutely

on the side with with Ben. The re gift, which was said to be a couple's gift was an espresso machine and clearly for his wife. That's right, Angelie, and should have been given to her. She says. I understand angel and I understand Danny G's point that maybe there will be fewer Starbucks charges if it's used, but I totally agree with Ben that she will definitely still go there. I speak from personal experience and buying one of those machines myself. I had expected to cut the bank charges,

but I didn't end up using it once. Angelina says, I I don't know why the people who gave the gifts said it was a couple's gift, especially if they knew that Ben did not drink coffee. Says love listening to you guys, Happy New Year. Will thank you, Angelina and I can't update the story here as this is a podcast exclusive. No one else has this content. Danny, I'm gonna have Marcel tweet this out. Yeah, this is

a global exclusive, in depth team coverage. I can confirm despite that nice shiny three espresso maker, my wife has gone back to Starbucks multiple times, so she still still enjoying Starbucks. There's that, Angelina says. Ps Pert Nanni's comment, a couple of weeks back. I will happily, Angelina says, babysit, baby G when you all make the pilgrimage to uh Minnesota. So yeah, there you go, Jim hanging out there in Minnesota. Next up on the middle back, Ozzy was rights in

from Western Australia. I was just watching a show about Australia and they did they mentioned the population and how little, how few people live in Western Australia, and I thought of Ozzy was when I was watching this. I don't even remember what it was. It was something on the internet, YouTube or something like that. Anyway, my mates Benny the Bopper and Daddy G and yes that nickname is staying

a couple more and you can catch Moneyball Mallard. I played football on the gridiron for ten years, Ozzy was, says here in what Western Australia, And I will date myself here. I've been following the NFL for over thirty years. Oh my god, thirty years? What are you a dinosaur? Ozzy Wazma uh So anyway, says here we go. My favorite positions to play we're tight end, fullback, offense, outside linebacker and strong safety. Never cared for the glory positions

like quarterback or wide receiver. What was your favorite position to play and or you wanted to play well, Yeah, I wanted to play tight end. I played offensive line. I played nose guards. I loved the things I love most. I was the fat guy on the team. I loved being on the goal line defense on what right in the middle, when your jobs to clog up the middle. I always thought that was fun. And I loved on

on offenses, the bell rings there. I loved on offense when they would run behind you and you were the tackle and when and it happened a lot when I

was a freshman. I went downhill after that. But if my freshman year, I would open up a whole because I was so much bigger than these little small kids on the defense, and I would block somebody and then I turned around and I'd see the running back, this guy Scott Seal, and he would run straight through and there's nothing but daylight between him and the end zone. That's like the greatest feeling when you're playing on the offensive line. What about you, Danny, I was definitely a

bowling ball of a running back. Low center of gravity, big thick legs, not very tall, but definitely tough and could take a hit like Josh Jacobs. Early on, when we were playing street football at Brown Elementary School, we would get into some drag out tackle football street games with kids in the neighborhood and I would love it. Man. When we would line up and we would have seven kids on one side, seven on the other, and my

older brother played quarterback. He would hand me the ball and I would get that little opening that like you said, you see the daylight and when you step through that east you catch some elbows, but you gotta keep your balance and I would run straight into the end zone that we had some old baseball gloves set up sixty yards down the field on one side and the other as the end zones. And dude, that was the best feeling though, breaking away on a long run. Yeah, for sure,

for sure. It's that's I didn't. I wasn't the one running, which is probably better, but watching it seeing it all unfold as you're you make the as an alignment, you make the block, and then you see everything. It was just it was awesome, awesome at the time. All right, we got time for one more here, Danny on the mail bag. Noah from Austin writes, and he says, big Ben in, Danny, g what game show do you think you'd be most and least successful at? Ben? Hoping you're

enjoying your new espresso maker. Yes, great, there you haven't called yet? No have you? Is a bad job by you. Aren't you supposed to call? You said you were gonna starting on said he was going to be one of your New Years callers? What the what the fuck? He hasn't called anyway? Game shows? What would you do? Well? I I remember the old well password we played password. I think I do okay in that the word Game of the Stars dominate Eddie at that game that beat down?

You mean that I gave you last night? Um the sixty four thousand dollar pyramid, which is not on anymore. I think I do okay at that. Um. Remember let's make a deal. I could do okay. Price is right. I think i'd do a kid at that one. I don't know that i'd be very good at at Jeopardy. I don't think that's my my wheelhouse on that And nothing like any of those realities that game shows we have to do physical ship, I don't do that. What about you, Danny Well? My tender rowning might not like

this answer, Ben, but I think blind date the rico suave. No. I mean, because I would go on the show Dominate. I could tell the chick right off the bat, look, I don't want anything serious. I'm gonna be honest with you. And then when they would be doing the interview portion with her the cutaway, she'd be like, I really like his honesty, and you know, just smack that booty around a little bit and not have any strings attached. Yeah. That never worked for me when I was you know,

I don't want anything seriously. I think you've gotta be like, really good looking to pull that off. I think you do, because if you're average looking or ugly, women are like, no, I don't want any to do with you, what are you talking about. But if you're you're attractive and they're okay, you know, it's reasonable. There. He just brings up a good point, you know, casual. Yeah, all right, we'll get

out on that note, Danny, thank you again. I will be back tonight in the Magic Radio Box, laying down quarter hours one at a time, hopefully no audio glitches. So we've got that to look forward to. Anything going on in your world. This final Sunday of the NFL regular season. This is my one day off of the week, watch some NFL football, eat some nachos, and then like have some grapes or something like that, so I can offset all the junk food with some healthy food. Yeah,

and you gotta keep us posted, Danny. And because I was your stories, my wife, it would tell stories, and and friends over the years have told stories like when women are pregnant, there's like certain odd foods they often crave, right, So what will the little bug in the oven there for Danny g what will his his son to be named later? What? What? What kind of food do you think your son's gonna crave there in the in the world.

In and Out she keeps saying, God, I want to in and out burger, right, And she doesn't eat burgers, but she's been craving iron so she's like, I want a burger and I don't even like burgers. So we've found ourselves at the in and out drive through a few times already, so it's really strange to watch her eat a hamburger on the in and out Burger. She's like, extra pickles, Oh, I go, no pickles, I'm not nothing to sorry, sorry, Ernie and alfae Elien Pointer. I want

nothing to do with those. No, no, no, She's like, I'm not craving sweets. I'm craving savory and sour. So she wants burgers, pickles, raspberries, grapes, stuff like that. Okay, all right, well there you go. We'll find out. Maybe the kid will be coming out with it. He's got the raider hat on and a double double in his hand, has some fries animal style. All right, all right, we'll get out of you. Have a great day. Thank you for supporting the podcast. Tell a friend, Tell a friend,

and we will catch you next time later. Skater gotta murder, Gotta go.