The Fifth Hour: Lighting Up the North Woods

air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny g Radio is back in your audio device, and we thank you for finding the podcast the global reach of podcasting, because four hours a night on the overnight not enough for me. And Danny's got his hands full with Covino and Rich, but he has more time, more hot takes to provide, even on a Saturday, Danny, even on a Saturday. Yeah, Man, we don't rast. We don't sleep. Actually, I guess we sleep in increments. I slept for three hours the other

night straight. I fell asleep and I was so impressed. I was like, I didn't wake up once in those three hours. Congratulations. That's what has it been. As you get older, it is just harder and harder to sleep through a whole night. I've never been good at sleeping unless I drug myself. I blame my parents because my mom was not a good sleep. I think my dad was an okay sleeper, but yeah, I'm just a terrible,

terrible sleeper. We have that in common. My mom would sleep for a couple hours when I was a kid, and she was good. She wandered around at night cleaning stuff like a weirdo. Yeah. I don't have the sleep gene. My wife does, my pal my buddy does. The little guy he's got a great sleep, but I don't. I do not have the ability to sleep more than more a little bit. I guess it enables us to do radio any time of the day or night. That's right, as we are both very proud. I think we've both

done this. We've done the radio cycle, which is very rare to do these days because there's not a lot of radio stations that have that available to do the entire radio cycle. And you're saying, hey, stupid, what is the radio cycle? What's kind of obvious? There are how many hours in the day, Danny twenty five. I'm not a numbers guy, but that doesn't seem to add up. Yeah, so every hour spanning the globe or spanning the clock from twelve to twelve. We have been on morning drive,

mid day, afternoon drive, night show, overnight show. We've done every shift possible, every one of them, every one of them, and my least favorite was the morning show. And I'd say the shift. I love the overnight shift because they leave me alone management. But the midday shift is pretty good too, because that's you don't usually have to deal with too much. The only problem with the midday shift is you have traffic going in and traffic going out

of salespeople wandering around in and out of your studio. Yeah. I don't think the salespeople would recognize me if I was in a police lineup, so I don't have to worry about that. Not at a national level, we don't have salespeople wandering around. But like, say you were just doing radio in I don't know, give me a city, Pittsburgh. If you were doing radio in Pittsburgh on an FM sports talk, you would have a local salesperson and general sales manager walk into your studio and bug you about

stuff while you were doing your show. Oh yeah, no, we I had that, and I did the midday show in La at the old AM eleven fifty, which is now a conservative political station, but it was a sports station and sales guys would come in. It's like, hey, I've got a I got a potential advertiser. Can you meet with them or can you do a spec spot for them? Or yeah, kind of one lag up we have doing national radio is the salespeople that work with

us all do it through email because they're in different cities. Yeah, they're all over the place. But it's a it's a double edged sword, right, because you do local stuff, you get sometimes you actually get more opportunity to get goodies. Oh perks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we don't have as many opportunities, which you know, give some. It's to give and take because when we are both doing local radio. Half the ship we owned was traded with clients. Oh yeah, no,

it was wonderful. Man, I got so much free ship back in the day. It was it was great. It was a barter blooza. Yeah, well it's really good all right. Anyway, on this podcast, we have the sixth sense radio trickery, the swing shift, backscratcher, pop goes the culture and if we have time, scientifically so a lot of content in one podcast, but we'll start with this. So this is one of the five craziest stories, one of the five craziest things that has happened to me. And I have

not told this story before to anyone. I'm gonna tell you listening. I'm gonna tell Danny, obviously because he's on the show. But I've never told anyone in this story on any audio platform. And it starts like every fairy tale, once upon a time, like last week, it was a normal night. There wasn't anything magical about it. I got off the radio show. I was doing the show from the home studio. So I turned off the magic radio box. I walked out of the home studio. I closed the

door behind me. I walked down the hall. I made a left turn, and then I made another turn. I walked down some stairs and I went around the corner there and I arrived at the kitchen. And so at this point, Danny in the story, it was me morphing like a chameleon from gas bag to dishwasher. I was. I was Benny the dishwasher, the glamorous life of a big time radio guy. So yes, things have to be done. So I rinsed the dishes. I am methodical, I am surgical.

When I'm doing the dishes, I make sure there's very little to any evidence that the dishes were even used before. I pretty much cleaned them before they go in the dishwasher. So I got all the pasta, all the sauce, all the gunk off the dishes and the plates and all that, cleaned everything put in the dishwasher. And we had some cast iron. But you know those cast iron pans that

you cook in and stuff, So those were separate. So those the way you wash those, You can't put soap on them because it destroys the flavoring of the cast iron. So you clean them with just water and you have like this metal sponge thing you clean them. Yeah, and as a veteran dishwasher, I've done this many times. And then the final step to cleanse the dishes as you put them on the stove and then you turn on

the stove and then the fire makes them good. Right, any kind of bacteria or anything is burned away from the fire. So that's the way to do it. So fine, So I did all that. I grabbed the car key, I got my gym stuff, I head all out the door to the gym. It's about a five to seven

minute drive from the Mallard mansion to the gym. I would like you to know that it's now been multiple years since the treadmill that I I beloved treadmill Danny when we moved, and I had said on the podcast, I said, I don't think that treadmill is going to survive the move, and my wife and everyone said, oh no, it'll be fine. Still not working. So I'm still bummed about that. I love that treadmill. But anyway, so I go to the gym five to seven minute drive. I

get there, I toss my stuff on the locker. They have these lockers that are like daylockers, hold whatever. So I hopped a story about those before. Exactly I've forgotten the code, so yeah, so I make sure to double check the code. So I hop on the treadmill and I am sweating. The gym is empty. There's some senile people, there's some drug addicts, and there's some random women wearing wearing way too much makeup that I don't know why they're there at that time whatever. So I'm in there

doing my thing. I'm watching random YouTube videos on my phone, and I'm just like, all right, this is a necessary evil. Maybe I'll get a couple extra minutes of life out of this at some point down the line. Maybe not, who knows. So I'm unwinding, and I still remember I looked at the timer. I said, a timer to see how long I'm gonna be on the treadmill, and I

I tried it about eighty minutes. So I'm twenty minutes in, twenty seconds into the timer, and all of a sudden, in my head, I see this image flash in front of my eyes and it was like a fire. It was like an inferno right pops into my head, Like what the fuck is that? You know, I'm just trying to work out, you know. And and as I was daydreaming or something like that, and it didn't leave my head, and I'm like, I'm kept seeing these images of fire, and it got stronger, and then I had a come

to Jesus moment, Danny, I had a quantum leap. And I don't know how this happened. It hit me, Holy fuck, I may have left the stove on at the Mallard mansion. Oh no, yeah, like I wasn't I wasn't sure you know you you thought of something, but you're not really sure, like the moment it hits you too. Yeah, I then flashed back. I was a cub Scout and a boy Scout, and I learned in the boy Scouts it's to be

safe and sorry. So I jumped off the treadmill, and this thing's just going through my head like there's fire and I'm thinking of fire and smoke, and so I grabbed my car key, I empty the locker, I sprint out the door. It's raining. I go to the mallarmobile at a little sweat because I just kind of got a little sweat going. It's raining. I'm driving through the rain. It's no one's on the road, pedal to the metal. It's like speed racer. I get to the house and

I break the spacetime continuum. I roll in to the front door. I have just like in the movies, Danny, I have trouble opening the front door to the house, right because I'm so flustered. And yeah, you dropped the keys. Yeah yeah, So I screwed that up and then opened the door and the smell of burning, I don't know what, was overwhelming burning, And sure enough, my dumb ass. Danny had left the stove on to clean the pot, and

fortunately I made it there. If I had not had that pop into my head, I can only imagine what kind of horrific situation would have happened at the At the Mallard mansion, there was no fire, but it was this nasty smell of like chemicals. I don't know what it was from the pot and the blistering hot pan, and I avoid the fire. The moral of the story, Danny, it's a teachable moment here is, do not do the dishes when you're half asleep and about to go to

the gym, and always double check you turned the stove off. Dot. I don't know. It was like a sixth then says that happened he Danny, It just popped into my head randomly, And my wife said it was probably my subconscious that popped in. Hey, dumbass, I don't know it was a higher power or what back of my brain, but me and am I grateful Danny because that could have really gone a bad, bad place. I have the solution for that never happening. What's that, Danny, I do not do

the dishes. Well, that is a way to avoid it. Now, who does the dishes at the at the house there, do you now? My wife he loads the dishwasher. But what we do to help her is we clean our dishes really well and then put them in the What is it? Do you have a sink rack? I do have a nice rack. Tire Iraq hi iraq dot com. There you go. You know they test their own tires.

Did you know that? Yeah? There you go, and they've got over ten thousand This is amazing, Danny, ten thousand uh tires from may you wake up sometimes reciting tire rack reads. I know all the names of tires. I only knew like two names of tires when this started. The sponsorship with Tirak, I can now name Brettisteine and Kumo and all the different kinds of tires that are out. We die laughing. Still, Rob Parker's still trying to pronounce

most of the tires. Whenever there's a fill in host for Chris Brussard, Parker says, you go ahead and do the tire irak reads. Oh yeah, yeah. When I filled in for Broussard at the Super Bowl, I was the tire rat guy. Yep, that was that was my gig. I was mister tire rack. I was like, wow, he wants me to do the read. That's right kind of that's a that's a big thing. Uh yeah, yeah, well Rob should do Nanny is a little radio trickery, That's what he ought to do, because then you can nail

the commercial if you do that radio trickery. You know, this is an old radio trick that I'm about to talk about, and I've heard you do it on your live radio show. Now. I haven't told any stories about the classroom recently, and you know, it's been a wet, rainy wonderland at the school. The kids, I think have gotten used to it, although one of them told me

last week, is it ever gonna stop raining? And I told him, yeah, you're gonna look back at this and you're gonna say, man, that one year I was in sixth grade, it rained like crazy and there was even a tornado in La And I said, because you're never gonna see rain like this again for the rest of

your lifetime if you hang around southern California. So the room has very much been a warm hiding spot kids in the morning, you know, they'll come in, shake their umbrellas off, take their raincode off, and they b line right to the Wii, right to the video games where they battled each other every morning. Now I've told the story about how competitive some of these kids get with

the video games in my morning classroom. Not a super hard job, but I gotta make sure that there's no bad language that obviously these kids are all getting along with each other. And you know, other than that, I leave them alone. I let them do their thing. As you know, Ben, when they get to be sixth, seventh, eighth grade, just kind of be cool with them, let them have fun. And when you need to interject, you know,

you take action. And with me, I can just give him a look and they know, oh shit, he heard what I just said. They'll they'll kind of get in line. Yeah. But this one girl, and I will change her name to protect the innocent and the guilty. Let's let's say her name is give me a girl's name, Daisy, All Daisy, Let's call her Daisy. She comes in and she has a grand entrance every single morning. Her backpack is actually a roller bag, like she is in a hurry at

an airport. She wheels this bag in, slams the door open, runs with the bag into the classroom, slams the bag down by one of the desks and says, I'm here, bitches. But she's going to be a piece of work the rest of her life. Man, that's not going to change. That's only gonna get worse. That's too Yeah. So it is the loudest entrance every morning, and every time she says bitches, she turns and looks at me because she knows she shouldn't be saying that as her entrance. But

it's the same thing every morning. So when I see her or hear her rather entering the classroom, I'm like, oh, man, here comes Daisy. This nice, relaxed morning is about to take a turn. Instantly, she's like, give me one of the controllers. They know her, so they're like, oh, wait, your turn. You know, I'm almost done with this game. You could be in line after so and so. And she's like, yeah, yeah, but I'm a seventh grader. You're just a little shitty sixth grader. I'm next. Oh boy.

She gets a controller and as she's battling one of the other kids on this video game, she says, you stupid homosexual, oh boy, And bet I don't know how a lot of these kids have been raised, but the look on their faces was like she said the C word, blank my, blank and blank you. They all in Unison turned and looked at me at my desk like she said the worst word they had ever heard in their lives. And I said, okay, I know, and she's like, what

what's wrong with that word? She's like, there's nothing wrong with being homosexual? Is there? And then she turned and looked at the kids that were offended. So now it's the old Segnfeld bit, right, not that there's anything wrong with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. And I told her, I said, Daisy, I know I've said this too before, but find a different way to express yourself. And she's

like all right. And so she continues on playing the video game and the next time she gets into it with whoever she was battling on her controller, she says, Ben, and you're gonna appreciate this an old radio tricks, you stupid Homo one one thousand two, one thousand, Stapien. That's great. That's a sharp kid, Now, get Daisy. Yeah, yeah, the

old radio trick. Yeah, you used it for asshole a lot, right, Yeah, Because I was told you can't say asshole, but you can't say ass one one thousand and two, one thousand three, that hole, you can do that. Yeah, and uh oh yeah. Back in the old days, we used to have such fun. We would be like, uh, there was a local radio show in LA that was a hockey show, and the boss thought it would be funny to call the big pucking'

uh you know, a hockey show or whatever. Well, even with Eddie, we have a segment on the show we call puck the world yea, which is it's great because people hear the word puck and they think of something else. I don't know what the other word is. And yeah, so that's always fun. That's it was just I gotta kick out of it because when she did that pause, she's gonna be on the radio someday. She just pulled a radio trick that she didn't even know it was

an old radio trick. That's hilarious. That's funny. That's good. See the next generation, the generations after us there, they're continuing the tradition. Danny, I'd love to hear it. So the swing ship thing real quick, this is not gonna be a long thing. I just wanted to mention. I baked a ton of cookies. We talked about. I sent a fair amount of photos. There were three different types of cookies that I made. My wife had a Saint Patti's Day weekend party thing, and so I made some

green frosted cookies. Yeah, they came out pretty good. I was happy with how they came out. I loved those ones with the frosty, and that's my go to cookies. So my wife had a party. Was her family, None of my you know family was there whatever, So that's fine. You know, we're through marriage. We're all family. We get along with everybody at a good time. But I was

on the swing shift, Danny. I I pulled the ultimate Uncle Benny move, and me and my fellow uncle gentleman named Chris, we determined that we needed to go down to the neighborhood park with all the kids. So we we riled up. We got all the kids together and there was a pack of four kids and we wandered down the street, cross a big, big thoroughfare there and then hung out at the park and trying to keep track.

I can only imagine what you do, Danny at work, because these are kids that I know, their family, and there's like a kid over here, a kid over there, a kid in the back. Like they're all over the place. They're running wild. Some kids want to be on the swing set, others want to be playing in the sand. Then there's a kid on some kind of play set over here. They're like all over the place. It was nuts,

So I'm trying to keep track. But I did do the ultimate on the swing shift in order to get them to take a photo because I was like, this would be a great photo. These kids are gonna be all the annoying teenagers and adults soon. So I said, the way to do. I gotta get a good photo. So I bartered to deal with them, and I told them Danny, I said, listen, we're about to leave right now, but if you take a photo together, you get an

extra thirty minutes. Oh wow. Yeah, And you know, Danny, on kid time, thirty minutes is a long oh yeah, a lout of time when you're on kid time. And so they were like totally cool, and it was It was great because they I had them all kind of standing on these rocks sitting. A couple of kids were sitting on the rocks and my nephew. He was like pouring sands. So it was he's a little, you know, a little a little ball of trouble there. So it

was cool. It was a lot of fun. It was my Now, what a difference right between the equipment they have on the playground these days and what we had with those rusted slides and some of those death traps. Yeah, yeah, exactly,

we had. I'll never forget growing up in Irvine. We had a there was this slide I think it was Heritage Park and it was this massive thing that you could tell was probably built with extra construction stuff that they just had left over, and they're like, we want to make a park, and so it was this long, it was this large tower and it had it was way too high for little kids, but it had chain

link so you couldn't fall through. But it had become rusted and they had this giant slide and it was all just it smelled like disgusting bodily fluids and and that was our That was our playground. That was like where we hung out. And yeah, now everything's got those little rubber tire pieces and every safe. Oh dude, everything is totally safe. No more. I'm looking it up right now. Jungle gyms, metal slides, log swing, sand pits, rusted seesaws,

ball pits. Remember you try to touch the like the stuff, and it would your hands would burn from the if it was during the summer. Yeah, they've even figured out a way to avoid it from getting too hot. Remember those things you would ride that had the coils, Yes, yeah, I remember a kid getting his fingers caught in the coils. It's nasty. Oh man, there was so much unsafe stuff at the parks we went to when we were little kids. Oh yeah, but you know we got hair on our

chest because of that, right true, very true. We landed on tree bark and got you remember that tree bark everywhere at these old parks. Oh yeah. And I I was like, we just run through orange groves and where I grew up, and we just have orange fights, which is really awesome when you're a kid and you had you were in an orange fight, a chucking oranges each other, like you're Nolan Ryan and you have endless amounts of oranges like every nuts. Yeah, all on the ground. It's

just it's just amazing. So that's where you got that thirty mile per hour softball pitch we saw you throw at the Bakersfield game. Well again, there is more one more than I learned this as a child. There's more than one way to peel an orange. There's more one way to get a batter out. The accuracy and the deception of the Mallard Bugs, Bunny lollipop efis pitch knuckleball. It's almost like you're one of the Necro brothers. I don't know what you're talking about. More like Tom Candiotti,

I would say more like that. Yeah, there are no knuckleball pitchers left in baseball. What's up with that? You're right, they're all gone. They've killed the knuckleball pitcher. The nerds have killed the knuckleball pitcher. That used to be the thing when I was a kid. And if you were a pitcher that was kind of a tweener. You couldn't make it in the major leagues, but you had some ability. You were kind of in between. They called them a four A player, where you were better than triple A,

but you weren't good enough for the major leagues. The two tricks, you remember, the two tricks they would do. The one of them was the knuckleball. The other one was they would try to have you throw like either underhand or sidearm oh side arm yeah, yeah, yeah, try to make you a sidewinder. And I don't even know that they do that much anymore. Yeah. I was gonna say, are there even any sidewinders left? There's no more Dennis Eckersley's yeah, or even There was a guy named Mark

Korn Do you remember him? Pitched in the eighties. There were a few guys like that in the in the eighties and nineties. Yeah, one of the great closers of that year for the Royals, This guy named Dan Quisenberry.

I haven't heard that name in years. Holy shit. I actually heard his name a couple weeks ago because we did a story and I don't know that we mentioned it on this podcast, but there was a story that they had determined a bunch of baseball players in the nineteen eighties died from brain cancer, right, a bunch of Philadelphia Philly players died of brain cancer, and they were

trying to figure out what had happened. Like there was this pack of Philly players played the eighties and the nineties, and they determined the reporter in Philly for the newspaper that the Inquirer. I think it was they got a sample of the turf from Veteran Stadium. They sent it to a lab and they determined that the AstroTurf of the nineteen eighties had all these chemicals. It was like the AstroTurf equivalent of asbestos. Yeah, but it gets even

stranger than that, Danny. It only happened to the baseball players. It didn't happen to the football players. So they were like, well, wait a minute. The Eagles played there, and nobody on the Eagles suffered from this. Why is it only a baseball And so they determined that it had to be a really hot day and if if it was really hot in the summer, the chemicals would be released from

the AstroTurf. Yeah. And when they say not to drink from a water bottle, plastic water bottle when it's been in the hot sun because the heat can release chemicals, yeah, exactly. And I talked to my friend Bob Fesco in Kansas City. He pointed out the Royals in the nineteen eighties, who used to have really good teams. They had their manager Dick Howser and Dan Quissenberry both died of cancer, and they think they don't know for sure, but they think

it's the same thing. They used the same There was one company that made the AstroTurf back in those days, and they think that's the same thing that happened. Is really hot in Kansas City. I don't know if anybody in the Saint Louis Cardinals. He gets hot in Saint Louis, Cincinnati, places like that, but pretty wild. Backscratcher, backscratcher. Did we get any reviews this week? Danny? Did we get zero, one, two or four? That's quite the range. Yeah, I'm gonna

say two, Danny, come on down. The price is right, you win, yeah, yeah, well you win the chance to hear me read the reviews, and you know these are very serious reviews. This one comes from DJ Hung Well Hung, well, what's up? Yeah? Yeah, my favorite DJ, the man enjoy Me. Yeah, he's a DJ on one of the porn sites. Anyway. He says he heard me on Zabe. He says, get Zabe on the fifth hour. I loved the crossover. Yeah, so Steve Zaban before you were at Fox Sports Radio, Danny,

he was our morning guy. Okay, And this goes back probably thirteen years or so, and we're radio friends. And Zabe is a big radio star in Milwaukee, and he's done a lot of stuff in Washington, d C. And he goes back and forth between those cities and he's been a long time morning guy and radio guy. And so he has his own podcast which is a spinoff of his morning show in Milwaukee, and it's called the Zabecast. And he didn't he didn't invited me on, and the

schedule didn't really work out. We finally logistically worked everything out, so I did make a rare and appropriate appearance on the Zabecast. Had a blast. It's a lot of fun telling old stories with Steve and talking about some of the stuff so and Zabe said he's willing to do it to come on our show. So I do have to answer DJ Hungwell, I'm sure that's his real name. I will, Yeah, I will reach out to one of Zab's burner names. Yeah, that's true. That's a good point.

Next up on the Backscratcher. You scratch our back, We'll scratch your back. And this is on the Apple podcast page. If you look at the description of the podcast on the main podcast page you're looking at on your device, It's very simple, and this is the thing that management checks, so it's a simple way. All you have to do is spend a couple of minutes filling out a quick review. And can you can even put a silly name in there, like DJ Hung, Well, it doesn't matter and that helps

us out. Flagstaff Mike writes in he says five year teas the headline what wonderful shows. I listen to every podcast of the Ben Mallow Show in the fifth hour along with Danny g I have to because I'm waiting for Ben to finish a five year tease about Darryl Strawberry's reaction to La being surrounded by fire. He says, I happen to see that interview live. Very funny. That's from Flagstaff, Mike. Will you just keep listening, Mike, and at some point, at some point, we will make your

dreams come true. Man, Now that is a professional radio tease. Yeah, just five years. You gotta leave it. You gotta leave them hanging a little bits. What you gotta do? All right, pop goes the culture A little time for popcos of the culture, and that means Ohio owl All right, thanks Ohio al. And what do you know about Beethoven. You know anything about Beethoven? Yeah, I saw that movie back in the day when we were little kids. Earth We're

looking dog Beethoven, the the other Beethoven. Uh. It turns out they for some reason went back and analyzed Beethoven's DNA, the first ever analysis of Beethoven's DNA, and they have answered the mystery of how Beethoven died. See this, You want to take a guess what caused bee Beethoven, the legendary musician, all these years later that here we are and we're still talking about Beethoven. We talk about music,

the Spanish flu. Uh yeah, No, So scientist had deciphered from Beethoven's genome from locks of his hair that he drank himself to death. Oh yeah, I should have thought of it. He is a musician, after all, the legendary composer had liver disease and hepatitis B, which were made worse by his heavy boozing. So Beethoven was an alcoholic, a functioning alcoholic who knew. And it's like if Paul and Rhode Island could compose music, if he could compose

a phone call, that would be nice. Also, right, that would be solid well, here's something that's right out of a Star Wars or Star Trek type film. An alien mothership lurking in our Solar system could be watching us with tiny probes, according to what science fiction magazine? How

about a Pentagon official. Ooh, a Pentagon official say what? Yeah? Yeah, a draft paper by a Harvard scientist had the head of the Pentagon's UFO office has has raised the idea of an alien mothership that could be in the Solar system right now, sending out tiny probes dubbed dandelion seeds to explore the planets. Went in, how about that? You think you think this is something? And you think this guy just did like ayahuasca with Aaron Rodgers and Joe Rogan.

I don't know that's quite the story to make up out of thin air. Yeah, this comes from Harvard University and it has Sean M. Kirkpatrick, director of the Pentagon's All Domain Anomaly Resolution Office. Boy, that's a mouthful. A a ro O established in July of twenty twenty two by the Department of Defense the d D to direct and study objects of interest, and they released the draft

earlier this month. It is not though an official Pentagon document, but was carried out in partnership with the Department of Defense, and they say it has not been pure reviewed. But that's pretty wild. This says aliens would likely want to explore rocky planets with an atmosphere in the soul. How you know this? Okay, So they don't think the probes are like gonna go inside humans. I don't think they're gonna go up your exit only. I don't think you

have to worry about that. They are tiny. They are tiny probe, so it might not hurt. Oh man, I just took a big old probe. I understand, I understand. I think we're good on that. Right, We're we're up against the shitty way to end the show. It is definitely a shitty way to end the show. It is Saturday, Danny, anything specially you've got going on, anything you want to promote here. I've got a baby shower that I've been

invited to. I'm very excited about that, Danny. I gotta tell you, make sure you dominate those games at the baby shower. Cannot wait. Will there be any games involving male genitalia? I do not know. I do not for our baby shower coming up in a couple of months. I told my wife, I said, make sure you include a game where you put a whole bunch of crunchy

peanut butter inside disposable diapers. Oh, that's a good idea, and then you could What you should do is just have an inside joke and then you like say, I'll take care of that, and then you eat it. They want the people at the party. We're like, ohoa, man, that's disgusting. Oh I'm not even invited to her party. Her party is going to be women only. I don't understand how I'm invited to this. I thought I thought

baby shower just supposed to be women all. Yeah, there's co ed ones and then there's ones where it's just the girls. Racist. She wanted to kind of keep it simple because I started booking a DJ, and I was gonna get like the dance floor you put together and you know, we're gonna bust out the caterpillar and the running man and all that. It started getting complicated. She said, you're out of this. It's all girls. Yeah, you just do You could do like the rain Dance, remember the race.

What do you got going on today? Though? I got that going on? What do you got going on day? Oh, it's a simple Saturday for me. I am still working on Danny G Radio row Now. I cleaned a lot of the garage. You can't see it from your vantage point through our cameras here. But now that I've organized and cleaned, I need to buy a desk and start getting my workspace put together. Now, may I recommend offer Up and the free section. You'd be shocked at the kind of stuff you can get. You just have to

have a truck to take it. Actually, the debt. One of the desks I have here in my in my studio I got for fifty bucks off offer Up. Nice great desk. It's like a you know, seven eight hundred dollars desk you have for fifty bucks. So great minds think alike. I was on that site last weekend looking around. Yeah, you'll find something, for sure. You gotta act fast though, that's the problem. I'll give you that stuff's not there.

If it's good, it's gone pretty quick. So I will get out on that and don't forget the mail bag on Sunday, have a great rest of the day and enjoy the college hoops and the last weekend without real major League Baseball until late October. I guess yeah, pretty well, anyway, we'll catch you next time. Thank you, Austa Pasta bafolation